SECRETS YOU CAN ONLY TELL /B/ Share your deepest darkest secrets

Got dragged into a bathroom by distant relative got forced to suck dick and give a hand job.

>>726771822
who was relative?

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I have stories about my based dad in the Marine Corps if you guys wanna hear them....

>>726771608
what happened?

>>726773287
Some uncle. Which is weird because he said I reminded him of his son.

>>726774265
He probably used to fuck his son

>>726773310
Share stories you can only tell /b/. Why fucking ask if people want to read them? If you post it, people will read it. Did you just want a bunch of attention for it or what?

When I was in first grade this kid Daniel that was in my class took me into the bathroom and told me to kill his dick and butt. I did it. He also kissed my dick and butt. It was so weird. I don't know why I did it or why he did it. The conversation was.so weird. He just fucking plain up said, kiss my weiner and then kiss my butt. After I did it, he said now let me do you. I don't know. Kid had problems.

>>726771608
>Molested my neighbor when he was younger

I have a distant uncle that molested some boys at church. Dont know much else tho

>>726774809
I was so beta I got molested

sniffed sisters used panties while jacking off.
one of very few things I truly regret.
but I was like 16 and doing it just because very horny, not attracted to her.

My highschool crush just moved in to the building literally 700 feet from mine. Young , huge tits, and total nympho, she has cheated on every single relationship she's had. Never been so tempting to cheat on my wife. In my life. We had a 3some about 4 years ago. She admitted she had a crush on me, and the 3 of us fucked like rabbits. She lied about being single and my wife wasn't cool with that, so we stopped.

She has a kid now and I want to drink her milk while I fuck her brains out.

Moar?

>>726775158
LOL. Best 16yr

Any more?

>>726774900
Dick is kill

Molested an elementary school girl when I was 16.

I used to have old sheets that had holes in them when my dog walked in it was a girl I would would take out skiddly daddly and crawl under the sheet get her to come to the closet hole and try to insert my self into her

Had a dream that I fucked my best friends girl in front of him. Shit was great. I want to do it for real now. She is worth the destruction of a friendship. I hear them fuck in his room and I'm pretty sure she's part tiger.

>>726775492
That's a lot of misspelled words

>>726775492
I'm sorry, you caught a what kind of daddy now?

my friend came on his mouth in my bed when he was sleeping over at the age of 10 and didnt tell me until 6 years later

>>726775591
My skiddly diddly

>>726775259
caught recording grills ass in yoga pants, also jacked off while smelling sisters used socks. I had little self restraint back then

I regularly fuck my old roomate's girlfriend. I feel pretty shitty about it

>>726771608
I masterbated my wiener before

>>726771608
Was responsible for the spread of rumors about a red ninja in Mortal Kombat 1 in the San Jose bay area.

I made out with everyone in high school male female I didn't care. Wasn't experimenting I knew I was straight. I just really enjoyed kissing.

>>726774650
Anonymity

>>726776230
You son of a bitch. My early childhood was ruined searching for Ermac.

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>Be me
>Be closet pedo with extensive loli collection
>Don't want wife to find out because she has a 12 year old that has a matching body type to my favorite fap material
>wife and I fucking while watching porn
>She comments how young the girl looks
>confusedboner.jpeg
>"oh God anon.. I know it says 18, but she looks 17 at the most. Look how TIGHT she is!"
>paranoia sets in
>is this a trap.png?
>unsure if wife is equally deviant or baiting me
>mental gymnastics evokes the melts man
>boner is begin to kill
>finish after a while and she asks me
>"is.. is what I said ok? You got soft when I was talking about her being young. I think young women are hot"
>still uncertain
>know she's bi, that's not news.
>avoid the topic by showering
>secretly want to show her my collection
>probably younger than she means
>never speak of this again..
>ToBeContinued.gif

>>726775158
I used to do my neighbors laundry for her to get a chance to sniff her panties. Years later she told me she knew. I was mortified

Drug addict. Oxycodone, fentanyl, heroin if I can't get anything else. Not really ashamed as I'm highly functional but I don't exactly advertise it.

>>726776572
Are you me?

>>726775349
Wow dude.

>>726775626
I said I was sorry! You don't have to be a Faggot about it!

>>726776230
Before the days of internet access you could tell a kid any old bullshit and they'd believe it, i believed someone when they told me that if you beat the pokeblue elite 4 eight times in a row with no potions, then you'd unlock the johto league

>>726776692
That depends, are you youreself?

>>726776756
The good ol days

>>726776545
In my defense, I was like eight, and I don't know why people believed I had gotten to him, other than I memorized the steps to get Reptile and threw in a "you gotta beat him twice and then the cabinet will let you get to the Red Ninja the same way, but only with Sub Zero."

I mean, it sounded legit.

>>726776700
I was a dumb kid with a ridiculously overactive libido. Made a mistake, but she was definitely into it at the time, would request "play time" together.

>>726776756
Ahhh Pokémon urban legends. I can't tell you how much time I've wasted looking for pikablu and other poke gods. Or moving the truck by the St. Anne to get Mew. Do you remember the one about the "secret garden" behind Bill's house? I used to get so angry doing these crazy complex combos over and over and getting nothing in return. I thought it was me.

>>726776793
I'm too drunk to answer this question.

>>726776905
It really does. God damnit I would have been creaming my jeans for that misinformation back when I was 9.

>>726776888
Truly. And you'd never stop believing cos some of them would turn out to be true, like the sonic 2 supersonic cheat

>>726776614
eh, if she knew and allowed it to continue, not all that bad

>>726771608
I had consensual sex with my wife in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation more than once.

>>726776987
I thought you forced yourself on her. Playtime is not as bad.

>>726777013
Never heard the secret garden one but there was a legit way to get a lvl 7 Mew on nugget bridge
I have also corrupted my save files many a time trying to do the pc storage clone trick

>>726777120
Ig she figured it was worth getting her laundry done. She was around 17.

>>726777312
I know that, didn't find out til years later. It was a glitch but was legit. That ended up being the only true pokegod legend. Tbh those stories were part of what made the game so fun.

>>726777091
Which is why it spread. All starting from that damn Funland Mini Golf in San Jose and the Supercade at the Boardwalk.

To be fair, that place WAS pretty fucking awesome. I can see why the rumor spread from there.

>>726777287

No, she walked in on me jacking off. I asked if she wanted to touch it to "help", and it eventually led to more. Didn't force anything though.

>>726777490
Were there ever reprocussions?

>>726776067
What state?

>>726777481
I was such a beta. Never heard any rumors about video games. The contra code blew my fucking mind.

>>726777678
Your's. It's your girlfriend. Faggot.

>>726777631

Not that I know of. I don't remember her last name, so I can't look her up on Facebook.

>>726777481
Also there was an ermac glitch in MK1 where in some levels the ninjas would appear red and their name would read "ermac."

>>726777837
Probably for the better

>>726777910
Yeah. This was over 20 years ago now. I sometimes wonder.

>>726778014
Im jerking off right now

>>726777837
What would you say? "I used to diddle you when you were a kid!:-) want to go to dinner sometime? I know a place with great Greek food!"

>>726771608
A 8 year old girl grabbed my hand and shoved it down her panties. I diddled her pussy and then smelled it. It was on a school bus. I was 7 at the time. Still get rock hard being 30 now just thinking about that perfect hairless juicy pussy.

>>726778130
Omg moar

>>726778080
If I find her, I'll use that line.

>>726771608
Same actually, friends sister.

>>726777779
Tay

>>726778130
That's awesome. Why is that a secret? You got to 3rd base in second grade. I'd tell everyone.
What did it smell like?

>>726777777

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K guess I'll do one
>be in semi open relationship
>girlfriend fuck around but only about 2 or 3 times a year. Guy or girl, she doesn't care much, just likes sex
>only ever had sex with girlfriend and sucked a dick once.
>I'm totally fine with not fucking other girls. I'm a cuck by choice and have performance anxiety so joining in is limited for me. I enjoy watching like it's a live action porn.
>she decides that she shouldn't be the only girl I fuck and sets me up with a friend of hers
>ohfuck.JPG not this again..
>"I don't want another girl, babe, you're enough for me!"
>"HOW WILL YOU KNOW OF YOU DON'T TRY WITH ANYONE ELSE?"
>can't argue with that
>we have a party and her friend and I get to talking
>she and I have.. really good chemistry actually
>she's a giant geek too that likes the same games I like.
>shes.. flirting with me!
>suddenly get excited and ever so slightly aroused
>ohshit.jpg
>she hugs me
>feels boner pressing against her slender petit body
>she notices
>whoops.png
>she hugs tighter and giggles pleasantly
>one of the guys at the party knows her from back in the day and is crushing on her. He knows me and gf are together so makes the moves on friend not knowing what's going down behind the scenes.
>I don't want to get in the way of true love
>backs off like a beta white knight
>girlfriend notices
>girlfriend approaches the new challenger
Shall I go on?
Pic related. The friend

>>726771608
I only started to wipe my ass 2 weeks ago. Im 35

>>726778356
Newfag

when I was 9, I spent a fuckload of time in my room, and found a new way to masturbate, and It wasn't to sex. now fml cuz I masturbate to shit like inflation porn, and I can't fucking get hard to porn, or masturbate correctly.

>>726778393
Pics?

I was a really horny kid. In church, there was a room I'd lock myself in and try to masturbate. I didn't know how to masturbate so id do weird shit. I'd fuck couch cushions and pee. Everybody in my church was so shocked when all the couches were filled with pee. The parents had a talk with all the kids and i blamed it on some half retarded kid. He got beat right in front of me

>>726778555
My anus is too raw and bloody, anon

>>726771608
Ive never told anyone but i roll a dice to see how many times i can wipe when pooping

>>726778389
Please let this story end in nudes

>>726778389
Don't go on. It's. Boring

>>726778556
They beat the tard?

>be young, cousin be young as well.
>his family is really poor. I have great snacks.
>make him blow me for Doritos.
I'm a fucking asshole I could have just given them to him.

>>726778803
Yeah. His mom beat him with her belt. The image is stuck in my brain

>>726778649
That's what I want pics of

>>726778885
Damn that's brutal

was molested when i was young by some stranger in an alleybehind my house, i lightly sexually assaulted some friends while they were sleeping (both guys and girls), fingered my cousin when we were younger

I cheated on my waifu once, and fapped to another anime girl.

>>726777188
holy shit

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>>726771608
Me too op

>be 13. Cousin be two years older.
>let me stick my dick in your ass anon.
>(horny), ok
>hurt like hell told him to pull it out.
>Lost my manhood that day, felt really bad, still do.
>regret that moment for the rest of my life.

>I want to fuck my step cousin.

>>726779407
Not a big deal happens all the time. Hit that shit. Get some of your cousins stank on your hanglow.

>>726778389
Bumpin' for more.

>>726779680
Yeah, but I don't want to cheat on my girlfriend. It's not like I care, it's just a principal.

>Neighbor had hot daughter.
>She comes over for sleepover with my daughter
>roofie her
>fuck her any number of ways late at night
>put her back in her bed
>said she slept well for the first time in years
> comes over often and sleeps well from roofies
>she gets pregnant and her father thinks she is fucking in school.
>I now have two daughters and one very confused virgin neighbour

>>726779784
Ah didn't know you had a gf. Good for you anon. You may have mentioned it but I'm drunk and high on a TON of oxycodone.

Man, hope the FBI jumps on this thread.

>>726778389

If I can't fap to it, don't bother

>>726779853
you're a real genius

i always wanted to be raped by an older man since i was like 7 or 8, now im 20 and i only find mature men atractive

>>726779853
What drug do you use to roofie her with?

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>>726778724
K. Pretty damn close to nudes
>gf takes the guy for a walk to a pizza place so they can catch up on old times as the party dies down and people are heading home.
>only stipulation she gives me is to use Protection, and no kissing because intimacy
>soon as my gf leaves with the guy we are drawn together like actual magnets
>diving into each other, clawing and grinding passionately with a white hot intensity i haven't felt since early dating days.
>she practically tears my clothes off and I do the same
>heat radiating off eachother, skin burning with desire as her scent overwhelms my senses
>I pick her up and carry her into the bedroom, nibbling at her slender neck
>never felt such power
>can't normally do this
>love my gf but her friend is so much thinner
>petite girl I can literally throw around like a rag doll
>steeldick.JPG
>throw her on the bed and start tearing away her thongs
>dive into eating her out like she's the last meal I'll ever get
>she later tells me she felt like she had to hold on to the sheet to keep herself from falling
>she wasn't falling
>get up and start putting on the rubber
>fumble a bit, never put one on before, gf is on the pill
>feeling awkward trying to get it on feel hard on wavering from complex task
>fucknonono.gif
>sensing my panic she smiles and goes to work her tongue on my balls
>feelsgoodman.JPG
>Dank memes reinforce my steel beams and I'm ready for action
>mentally say fuck it! And let loose all my inhibitions. I kiss her with a fierce need that I'm normally too shy to express to my girlfriend
>no judgement, no expectations, just raw emotion and passion like lightning licking between our tongues, lips pressed together so hard feels like they could bruise
>fucking and tumbling positions with our bodies so in synch it's like we reversed this shit
>fucking so hard the bed frame snaps
>oh God.jpg

>>726780127
>inb4 dinosaur

my name jeff

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I fucked a dog

The community has gotten rather out of hand lately. Threads that continue to babble on about traps not being queer are quite preposterous and boresome. I do say my dear fellows that this community has been trapped in a very dangerous cycle of decline. We must put a stop to this annoying tomfoolery. Would any of you kind gentlemen care to join me in a grand adventure of making /b/ great again?

>>726780552
yes.

>>726778885
Tard Jesus paid for your sins, first time I laughed all week thanks

>>726779955
Feels bad, doesn't it?

When I was around 8-9 years old, I used to be babysat by a family with a daughter about a year younger than me. We would go swimming a lot while the parents were inside(like a 3 foot deep kiddy pool), and one day she started taking my hand and putting it on her chest or down her bottoms. It always made me uncomfortable, so I never told anybody.

No, II'm not gay, just young and didn't understand it. Looking back now, though, pretty sure she was being molested by her dad. Both of her parents were weird as fuck

I was young af like but I made my cousin touch my dick. I touched his and we played around. I made him bend over but I only got the tip in because I had no idea what to do. He does the same for me and I get his dick in my mouth for only a second and same for my dick in his mouth. We did it 2 days in a row, stopped, and we never spoke of it again to this day.

>>726780552
>>726780680
LET'S MAKE /B/ GREAT AGAIN!

>>726775349
... Keep going

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>>726780806
What the oxy? No it feels fucking great. Not being able to fuck step cousin feels bad tho.

>be me 15 years old, virgin nerd
>17 year old girl cousin stays night at house because her and her friend wanted to gey drunk without her mom harrasing her
>im chilling in my room playing reach while cousin and her friend are getting wasted
>2am im sleeping, cousin comes in
>can i sleep in here, sure, climbs in my bed pushes up against dick
>instant hard on
>too pussy to make a move so grind her ass until we fall asleep
>leaves before i wake up
>look in drawer, pair of her panties
>thanks :)
>never spoke about it since
>middle of the night im trying

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>>726780398

woke up with a really tired jaw like i had been eating pussy all night. strangest thing.

>>726781017
So she let you grind? Sweet.

>>726781092
It was my asshole. Smell your upper lip, you'll see.

>>726774265

did he cum on your face ?

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ex gf cheated on me after a year for a chad, so i put her kik username in a kik slut thread and she got spammed with dick pics

>>726780552
Make /b/ great again!

>watched my cousin grow up
>as an infant/ adolescent openly had a huge crush on me
>is 17 and super hot now
>I'm 29
I'd love to fuck her so much. I would and I wouldn't even feel bad about it.

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>>726780127
Last pic I have on this phone. This was a while back and I'd need to find my fucking blackberry for straight nudes.
>keep fucking.
>Flip over and she's on top now
>riding like she's going for a new state record
>hear a sound
>sounds like the screen door
>WUT!? gf said she would call when they were on the way back
>is my phone on silent?
>shitshitshitfuckfuck
>friend ^
>she bolts to the bathroom with her clothes
>I scramble to get my shit together
>moments pass
>....
>minutes pass
>.........
>nothing
> we are now hanging out in the living room playing shadow of the colossus
>both too shook to keep going, but still cuddle on the couch.
>phone rings
>gf is on the way back with other guy
>turns out upstairs neighbors got a screen door put in and that's what we heard earlier
>she came several times
>i didn't cum yet
>we agree we need to finish up properly next time
>after sad guy leaves with no new girl, we talk about stuff and laugh.
>I mention to gf later that I ate out her friend
>gf "you did WHAT? I said no kissing!" Pissed off
>uhoh.JPG
>me "well I thought that wouldn't be a big deal because it's not as intimate as kissing!"
>her "you used a condom though, right?"
>Me "well yeah of course! I don't know where that's been! Hehe hah hah!.."
> her "... but you put your _mouth_ on it..."
>point. Touch
>gf gets over it, but doesn't want us to mess around any more with her
>had already agreed with her friend we needed a proper finish .
>gf doesn't know I intend to hold up the agreement her friend and I made
Last chapter to come

>>726780552
New copypasta?

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>Cousin forced his cock down my throat when I was 8

>Attempted suicide a few years ago--just barely lived

>I cry myself to sleep almost every night

>>726780995
Huh, yeah. I know she already has a thing for me, but I didn't act on it. I'm just going to wait.

>>726781401
Do it Anon. Your story is almost exactly the same as mine. We've been fucking since she turned 18. It's great.

>>726771608
I dont know if its rape or not, because of the age, but when I was 6 a family-friend's kid who was 12 spent the night and fucked me in the ass. I now have an STD and have to make up a story as to why with every sexual partner I have.

>>726781500
I'm sorry anon. There is love for you. I promise.

>>726781500
Are you suicidal cos of the cousin thing?

>>726771608
My sister and I grinded on each other and I licked her pussy and asshole. I was 16-18 and she was 13-15 when this was going on.

>>726781538
Maybe you can make a case for it not being cheating since it's in the family. Just say you're an unusually close fam.

>>726781467
Sure. Post it everywhere. We need to make /b/ great again!

>>726781572
Shit luck man...

>>726774809
It's because you're German.

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>>726771608
started fucking my ex-wife after getting remarried to current wife

and I'm not even a redneck

shit was intensely hot

>>726781608
Thanks, I really needed that.

>>726781401
Same for my two cousins, but it's probably because they were molested

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>be a complete faggot for this guy who sat next to me in math

> small, feminine like dude, girlish voice

> just hearing, seeing, or even thinking about him turned me on.

> thought of putting me in dress made me just wanna fuck his tight virgin ass

> ask him to come to my house

> he says yes, but he says his mother might not let him go as to where i live.

> cryinginterally.gif

cont

>>726781828
Same here anon, just hang on there.

>>726781682
I've only met her like 5 times ever. I don't think that it's going to work. If she comes for the holidays, I might try something. I might even try to throw nudes your guys' way.

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My cousin took me to his room upstairs...laid me on my back...then proceeded to take off my Pants...and..underwear...then put his mouth on my dick. Went from flacid to raging stone cold veiny boner...then sucked it for a good minute... I started spassming uncontrollably... Then he stopped got up pulled his pants down around his ankles and then dropped his underwear and inserted his genetelia in my mouth... The taste was so awful and as I looked up at him his eyes closed in a joyful pleasured state...I wondered why he seemed to be enjoying the taste, giving me head when he sucked on mine... I wondered if my dick was tasty and his tasted nasty... The whole thing lasted about 7 minutes... And that was how my cousin raped me. FYI we were both young and male when that happened. Haven't talked to him since... All in the family tree. I became bisexual because of that bastard. God damn it /b/ he took my Virginity..

>>726781677
Lots of reasons, but that's one of them.

>>726781862
Continue

>>726771608

I live in my grandfather's house.

Before he owned the house the entire family was killed by the father/husband with an axe, before blocking up all the doors windows and shutting off all the lights and finally dying of starvation and dehydration .

Then my gramps brought the house 20 years later

today I live in that same house.

>>726771608
I've sucked my own dick before.

>>726776230
But ermac was in MK 2 right? I didnt inagine that

>>726776230
I saw Hornbuckle too

>>726781976
I know a friend that got raped in the ass by his cousin. He got so fucked up he developed DID.

>>726781218

damn bitch y tho

>>726771608
My asshole suddenly is itchy as hell, I didn't drink enough water and took a shit that irritated my poop shoot.

It's itchy as hell but it's not bad enough to go to a doctor about, so I haven't told anyone.

>>726781976
>>726781572
This seems common.

>>726771608
I OD with meth and a week later got in a car accident... now i can feel how my own nevous system got fucked up from the OD and some things inside me have stop working.. havent tell anybody.. just waiting for my death, i dont care got plenty of money for coke, bitches and weed

>>726782056
Same here. I also sucked a guy's dick. I got my dick sucked by the same guy. We tried anal, but neither of us could get it in the other. I really badly want to be fucked in the ass now.

>>726782230
Omg... Sorry to hear that... Now that I think about it I'm lucky that sick fuck didn't try anything else. I was young when that happened and I didn't know any better... All I knew was whatever he was doing I was enjoying it... It made me all kinds of fucked up man...

>>726777481
Yes because ermac is short for ErrorMacro. A bug basically

My cousin is hot and nerdy and has a boyfriend that looks like her brother

>>726782317
Finish yourself by doing all of it. You will be a legend.

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i stuck a keychain of happy from fairy tail up my ass for 5 dollars

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>>726782533

y tho

>>726781828
Of course man. Usually the worst things happen to the best people. You have heart and a spirit that matters. You don't deserve to be miserable. Next time you find yourself feeling good and having a great time, stop and take it in and remember that this is why you're here.

>>726782290
Felt good man...

>>726782485
nah.. i'm not that fucked up... when i can not longer get an erection ten we are talking

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>>726782443
It sucks man. Sometimes the assailant doesn't even know that their doing something wrong. In the case with my friend, his cousin would constantly grind every related little boy around. The cousin soon found out that he was super fucked up. Anyways, I hope you get much better anon. We're all with you.

>pic related

>>726782533
>>726782591
Smart transaction tbh

>>726782783
Okay. Just know that I hope you go on to become a legend.

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>>726781862
> stay at home
> parents are at work and don't come til like 10
> think about what I am gonna
' hey, maybe i could ask him out and we could make out '
> being me I decide it being a bad idea as he might not even come, and the thought of him saying no would destroy me.
> decide the best option is to knock him out.
> Search for a koolaid mix container
> find one
> get a large container and put some water
> put a lot of koolaid mix to make sure he doesn't taste about what I am about to mix in.
> crush some of my dad's sleeping pills and threw the crushed pills inside the kool laid.
> ' this probably won't be enough '
> decide to mix some nightqly or how ever it's spelled in there.
> add some more kool laid mix as the nightqly's blue color started to show.
> doesn't work
> kool laid turns purplish
>' i'll just say it's grape flavored. '
>around 6:30 pm
> hear knock on the door.
> hahaimbouttagetlaid.jpg
> It's him
' Oh hey Anon, you don't know how hard it was to convince my mom.... blah blah '
> offer him the drugged koollaid
> ' oh sure. '
> he drinks some.
> drinksomemoreyoufuckingshit
> I ask him if we can play video games
> we do.
> LF4D2
> overtime of playing he drinks the entire cup.
> drugs start kicking in
> starts acting sluggish
> I ask him if he's ok
> he looks at him with a confused face as he was trying to comprehend what I said
> ' I don't know '
> jackpot.png
>' hey, /crush/ if you're tired you can sleep on my bed, I don't mind. '
> ' ok '
> he walks towards my room, and once inside he literally falls on the bed.
>wait a few minutes to make sure he's asleep.
>go to room, see him laying on my bed on top of his stomach
>start thinking of this as one of my sexual fantasies
>' man, you just offered that faggot ass just for me. '
>start taking off his pants
>take off his boxers.
> I see his fat ass, decide to take it slow and start licking it.
>scared because of shit
> stick fingers in there before I do anything just to make sure
cont

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>>726781449
>3 months later
>gf in now fiancé
>still talking to her friend and phone sex while at work
>friend and I both work Security at closed sites during the day, so it passes the time and no worries of getting caught.
>Friend lives in California, we live in Nevada
>friend is coming to visit soon for her vacation
>fiancé will be working late night shift and sleeping the the morning after her friends arrival
>TheTimeHasCome.avi
>arrange with friend that she feign getting lost in our new neighborhood so I can drive to her and lead her the rest of the way to our house
>totally works
>fiancé is asleep, tried to wait up for her friend, but tired from work, so I drive to her poor air head "lost" friend
>drive over 9000 miles per hour to get to where friend is waiting.
>2am. Dark.
>get out of my car, foot on the floor
>everybodydothedinosaur.mp4
>justkidding.Tif
>her car is full of her luggage shit, and I'm 6'4" so we can't fuck in her car
>finger her roughly while she strokes my raging cock
>she's still in her Security uniform
>suddenly develop a fetishis for women in uniform
>her breath quickens and I don't let up
>she tenses up and starts cumming. Hard.
>watch her shiver with pleasure as I guide her down from her high.. right before crossing my fingers and send her reeling into another wave of intense climaxes
>her "damn! I'm worried you'll start charging me for this shit!"
>be charmed by her dorky one liner from reading too much hentai shit
>get home and tell her I want her to cum for me again tonight
>over the months we've developed a sub and dom relationship.
>be natural sub, but love having a bitch that will do what ever the fuck I want. Makes my chest throbbing just remembering
.
>she say "yes Sir"
>gives me chills and keeps my dick diamonds
>tell her I'll wake her up in the morning.. alone
>she goes to bed in the only spare room in the house, the room for my fiancé's daughter
>kind of awkward to think about. But fuck it

>be morning
Last partnxt

>>726782940
Tits pls?

>>726775199
Moar

>>726782940
Bumping for more.

>>726782591

$5 is $5, obviously.

>>726778543
Elaborate?

>>726783057
Nice. Just really nice.

>>726774809
when i was 14 i went to a friends house after school. we smoked weed for the first time. we started watching porn and started fapping. he grabbed my dick and started sucking it. then pulled out a condom and told me to fuck him in the ass. I did. this was my first time having sex.
i left that school and never went back. i have never told this to anybody. my gf doesnt believe me when i say that i dont fap, but i havent since that day, because it always reminds me of this. ive done a verry good job of blocking it out tho. i am not gay. have never had another gay expeirance. and i am now extremely homophobic. and a heroin addict. the drugs help me to forget. this one fucking think has basically ruined my whole life.
his name was also daniel.

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>>726783057
over 4000 cums

>>726782019
Not your fault man, don't let that shit head take anything else from you

>>726771608
Became really good friends with my neighbor.
His wife likes giving me footjobs and I eat his kids lunchables

>>726783433
Heroin is awesome though.

>>726776793
Are you you'reself?

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>used fake name
>Craigslist
>Older woman says she cant get preggo
>Fuck her bareback
>Never call her back
>Get new #
>Mfw she has a kid now

>>726782938
fuck that man... i'm dying it's no joke, but somehow i still dont care, some people said to me that my life is not only mine... but fuck everyone that "cares" about me... they only want to not get hurt

>>726778130
Damn, she was probably already getting played with. You missed out.

>>726771608
I don't seed my torrents

I might be the father of my step sister's kid.

>>726781679
meg and brando fucking in a tree house!

Finish the story faggot

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>>726771608
Step sister used to ask for foot rubs, contributed to my foot fetish, knew i had it after i told her once and still asked for foot rubs. She liked to rub her feet on my legs and put them in my lap. she once told me she thinks she has a backwards foot fetish, she likes her feet "enjoyed" because she thinks it feels good. were both adults now and our parents are divorced and never found out.

>>726784286
You should fuck and then eat her feet

>>726782043
2spoopy

tell more.

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>>726783057
>intense morning Wood
>fiancé sleeping like a rock
>go into kids room and tear the blankets away
>bare, perfect ass exposed
>datass.JPG
>start grinding against her with my bare cock. No condom or anything
>gently rouses her from her slumber
>fiancé got fat. Friend stayed fit. This ass and toned body is the best thing.
>she starts moving her hips, realise she's trying to slip my dick inside her
>not sure if I should go for it
>feel the tip slip in so easily. Like our sex were made for eachother
>decide I don't want her to give birth to my bastard
>snap out of my pleasure and grab her by the hair, pinning her to the bed.
>in a low growl I tell her I'm not going to fuck her raw, but she's going to make me cum this time.
>she moans softly and nods
>we move into the living room and she starts Sucking my cock.
>my fiance sleeping mere feet away in the bedroom
>don't carry any more
>grab her hair and start throat fucking her
>she takes it like a champ as she fingers herself desperately
>she smells like sex and sweat from the night before
>feel my load finally building
>been edging all week long just for her. Drinking plenty and fluids to shoot a huge load
>sit back and relax and let her finish the job
>eye close tight as she moans around my cock, sending vibrations up my spine
>balls tighten
>cock bucks and throbbing in her mouth
>twitch
>buck
>spray
>it's like the flood gates open as I jet out shot after shot of hot thick cumm.
>feels like a fucking fire hose
>she will later tell me she thought I was pissing at first it was so strong of a stream.
>She shallows every last drop down, worshipping my cock as I ride out my high
>came so hard the top of my cock is sore from all that pressure.
>plan on fucking all day while fiancé is at work tomorrow and I'm off
>we share one last passionate kiss and she goes to clean up
>we will not get the chance tomorrow
>she gets a call back for a better paying Security gig, has to drive for interview the next day

>>726771608
Molested my younger neighbor a while back

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>>726782940
>it's clean
>thankgod
>start licking his asshole
>un zip pants and start jacking my self off
> I stick my tongue in there and god
>I was so horny I couldn't wait to stick my dick in there.
>jack off til I jizz
>use my jizz as lube
>surprisingly just slides in
> start fucking his virgin ass like a jackhammer
' oh fuck, /crush/ your ass is so fucking good mhm '
> I keep fucking him til I am about to cum inside him
> I am about the cum, and at that moment I've lost my virginity.
>jizz in him twice.
>grab some paper towels to clean up his leaking ass.
> don't want him wondering why his ass is leaking white stuff.
> get his ass cleaned up
> dumps the kool laid in the sink and clean the container
> mom's car comes up the drive way
>ohshit.jpg
>runs to my room real fast
>I picked up my /crush/'s pants real fast forgetting to fix his boxers.
>fuck
>mom opens the door and checks on me
>find's me on the floor with my /crush/ literally dead on my bed
" What'd you guys do? "
> we played vidya and watched a movie
> he got really tired so I let him sleep on my bed
" Oh, Alright... "
> Next Day
>Still asleep.
>time goes by and he wakes up at like 3 pm
> ' oh my god, what time is it? '
> tell him it's 3
>' jesus christ. '
> hope he doesn't ask why his boxers aren't on.
> he doesn't
>During the time he was asleep, I was realizing what I've done and that I am a fucking monster.
>raped the guy I liked
> drugged him as well.
> realizing I've gone so I low
>consider myself a fucking pathetic rapist
>tried my best to make up for it by taking him out to carnivals, lunch, ect.
> he wonders why i am being so nice.
> decide's to fess up and tell him how I feel.
> ' oh, okay.... '
>after that he started ignoring me
> start to feel bad, really bad.
>realize I deserve to feel bad for what I did.
I regret what I did, I really do. If I could go back in time, this is the number one thing I would like to change. I shouldn't have raped him, I am so fucking pathetic.

>>726775349
greentext time!

>>726783501
> I eat his kids lunchables

Not cool man.

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>>726781249
oh, what a fulfilled revange...

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>>726782642

You need Jebus in your life, anon.

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>>726781862
>>726782940
>>726784558
And that's my secret /b/, my deepest and darkest secret. May this story go on for ages

>>726784558
Dunno, you sounded pretty excited when you were describing it

>>726780552
If anyone here bitches about how shitty /b/ is now, because of whatever reason you need to shut the fuck up. I've seen anons constantly bitching, and moaning about how good /b/ used to be, but they never propose any ideas on how to fix it. It's fucking retarded to here people complain about something that they think is shitty, but don't take initiative to accomplish the goal of fixing said problem. None of this shit makes sense. If you want to make /b/ great again, work towards that goal, otherwise quit bitching. Be the change you want to see in this world.

>>726784797
Why didnt you ask if he wants some fugg?

>>726784797
pics of /crush/?

>>726784650
They good man.

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>>726784506
Epilogue
>new job has her moving out of state
>she and I spoke for a while off and on
>she works overnights while I works mornings
>fiancé now works when I do from her job promotion so I'm basically never home alone
>the smell of the friend lingered for so long in my mind
>would sometimes cum thinking about that last encounter
>would never see her again
>married now living in a much nicer place. More rooms to fuck in.
>wife and her friend have fallen out of contact because work life, etc
>wife never found out about any of it. Not even suspicious
>first time telling anyone about this
>tfw got away with greatest caper since Carmen sandiego

Tl;dr- fucked my wife's friend in her daughters room.

The Fucking End

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>>726784837
I REGRET it, but not gonna deny I enjoyed what I did to him. I sound fucked up for even saying that.
>>726784947
I would if his answer wasn't obvious.
>>726784955
Not giving pics.

>>726784797
I like it. Have a good life anon.

>>726771608

I've sucked my cousin's dick on multiple occasions trying to get him to cum in my mouth. He never did, though

>>726785216
Are you gril or gay

>>726776572
You need to roleplay to see what her limits are. See if she wants to pretend to be the girl, or even get her to talk about her daughter. I guarantee you she's into it.

>>726779955
Fuck i miss oxys anon. Just that feeling of total warmth and comfort. Also pushing the plunger in on a rig and just feeling that relaxing comfort as the heroin kicks in.

>>726784797
I wish I were your crush. Always wanted to be raped by a horny kid. Just like you described.
Fuck!

>>726785194
I am trying Anon, I am trying.

>>726785125
Nice job anon. Too bad it couldn't have lasted longer.

Dumpster diving is like a treasure hunt. I like to look for food when I rifle through the trash.

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>>726783462
Glad you enjoyed! I've posted the rest.. sorry it took do long. On fucking mobile.

I feel guilty about it, so posting helped. If you came, I'm super happy my fucked up shit made someone feel great!

>>726785410
Oh yeah I miss slamming. That taste in the throat and the rush that just throws your head back... I love my oxy and I stick to snorting and eating em now but i miss using a rig.

>>726785410
im shooting up as we speak

>>726771608
Mom and I share a secret relationship. Secretly cucking my dad behind his back.

>>726785796
Staying away from needles but I'm gonna rail a blue along with you.

>>726785976
Let me guess. You're 34 ish and live in the Midwest.

>>726785125
I have to ask, I know you told us you are beta
And if you are truely happily married I don't wanna ruin it for you
But as I read it I wanted you to end up with the friend, don't you think the same?

>>726785986
i got a 0.30 gram shot cooked up and ready to go. cheers anon

>>726771608
>dad used to toss coins in a pool to make mexican kids chase after them in trips to mexico, used to brag about it for some reason when i was younger

>dad did coke in the 70s its slipped when he was drunk

>dad almost divorced my mom because she is bipolar and made her take meds because she used to hit me and scream, lied to my therapist that none of it happened i only recently found out

>dad went through my facebook when i was 13 and talked to this girl in the same grade as me and friended her though my account.. he was always fixated on her and asked me a ton about her

>moms brother molested her and shes told me multiple times.. she broke down and asked me if she should go to his funeral, the fuck if i know?

>have a fucking sick diaper fetish since i was 7-8 dont know why, probably the emotional abuse makes me regress, I used to try and steal them as a kid, its one of the only things that gets me off now is ABDl and DDLG stuff

>pretty sure my parents know about it they just dont bring it up

I'm obsessed with my wife's younger sister. She is so fucking hot. I have a box full of her panties, bras and socks that I've stolen. She is quite dumb so she genuinely doesn't know. I have a bra fetish so have quite a few of hers and know all of her others intimately

>>726782317
Goddammit anon go get some help! Please I was straight shooting 4-7 points of molly daily for at least a month while on ssris and I managed to be ok. I know its hard but you dont have to live like that anymore.

>>726776572
You need to learn to roll with it. See where it goes.

>>726786412
horoin addict here

>>726786058
21 and West coast actually but close enough.

>>726771608

I have slept with multiple prostitutes, my friends and family don't know that I'm not a virgin anymore. Never had a girlfriend but I got a shot for gonorrhea a couple weeks back that some hooker gave me. Seriously trying to stop now.

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>>726786063
I hear you.
For a while I felt similar, but there's a TON of meaningful life stuff left out.

Turns out the friend is kind of a train reck of a human being.

I could go into detail, but I don't want to damage your enjoyment of the story. Unless you're very curious.
Pic related. A cosplay of friend

>>726786631
How did this start? Greentext plz.

>>726781449
>touch
it's touche, you faggot

>>726786332
another one really fucked up just remembered
> used to hang with this girl in 3rd grade
>used to be in animal and being certain ones
>we used to carve stuff into hands to spell things like with glue or paperclips, like scarification
>10 years later shes like a lesbian
>her dad always gave me the creeps i bet she was molested or some shit

>>726785976
This is my fetish.
Greentext?

>>726776660

Hi Casey

I have a virtual rape journal where I write stories about raping sluts from my school and store photos collected from their social medias.

>>726785512
Thanks, anon.
I feel guilty, but your validation takes the edge off.
I'll probably never tell.. dunno what the point would be now

>>726785352
Does your guarantee cover the event that she accuses me of being a pedo, and the mere accusation ruining the rest of my life regardless of what the courts find?

I cheated on my ex girlfriend with some 5/10 slut. I regret it. Havent cheated on current girlfriend who is a bit lazy and immature. still fantasize about my ex everyday and wish i had never broken up with her. I feel its too late and selfish for me to try and reconnect with her. she probably doesnt want to anyway.

>>726786499
You right.
Shit's got me too fucked up, I gotta relax.
She talked about how big some 16yr boy was by the pool.. maybe we are both wonderfully fucked up.
This was BEFORE she knew 16 was the age of concent here

>>726785796
Shooting anything is the best. OMG i remember my first time banging coke and just having those best booming a million fucking decibals in my ears.

>>726786801
God fucking damn it, auto correct! I hate posting on mobile. Touché ****

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>C-Hepatitis (opi junkie)
>"Career criminal"
>Lot's of prison time
>AMA

>>726786332
I have a diaper/ footed pajama/ sissy dress fetish that I want to physically cut out of my brain with a hot knife. My mom also found my footies that were soaked with cum and called it my "punishment suit". I think its why I used hard drugs for so long.

>>726786715
cosplayers are often trainwrecks, especially the good looking ones

>>726787606
i want some hard drugs rn so hard my next door neighbor is retard weed dealer i know i cant get anything from him, ..are you off now and how did you do it?

>>726786563
Well welcome to the club dude. If your thinking about getting sober or are just done with drugs its never a bad time. I just got 9 months and while it still sucks it gets better.

>>726775199
No thank you. Go to sleep now.

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>>726786715
>>726786063
I know you're probably gone by now, but just wanted to thank you for taking the time to read.
Here's a picture from a photo shoot we did when we were all friends.

I came to realize that what I felt with her was what I felt when me and my wife were first new. My wife is a geek also, and if it wasn't for her instance, I wouldn't have had this experience in the first place. She got back in shape after a time, and we fuck like rabbits again. We got a note from our neighbors that we were too loud the other day, so that bolstered us into fucking even louder. Meanwhile, the friend has trippled in weight and is currently homeless. Life is bizarre

>>726788543
K

>>726771608
>>Got molested by my neighbor when I was younger
y would u keep that a secret and not extort or victimize urself?

>>726788207
Getting off drugs? I was completely suicidal and straight up told my mom I was shooting heroin and that I needed help. I was able to get into treatment and slowly started recovering.

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>>726787588
Do you get as much sex as rap songs would suggest?

>>726788703
did you fix everything with her and like your relationships.. i mean i guess not

>>726786960
I don't know why you would feel guilty, you relationship was kind of open.

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I am a med student

I have not studied at all the past week

Hating myself for it

Procrastinate studying by going to the gym

Kill me please.

>>726787945
Accurate
A poor friend of mine is being a cuck and is squarely in her friend zone. Paid for her last con event and hotel and she fucked an ex while there.
The cuck then posts about dumb liberals on his Facebook, right before sharing a photo talking about "why don't girls date "nice guys???" "

I don't have the heart to point out what a walking fucking contradiction he is, although it's often tempting.

I occasionally go onto Craigslist and suck dick/get fucked for cash just to buy weed.

>>726789148
Is that pretty profitable?
Sucking dick seems like easier money than uber

>>726771608
My neighbor next door is a cuck. He invites me over all the time to fuck with his wife. He's been begging me to fuck her so much that he actually gave me a spare key to his home. Somedays I like to surprise him by popping in randomly while they're having a nice dinner and just violently start fucking his wife on the table.

>>726788801
Still working on that. I still get mad at her when she asks questions I don't want to hear but Im better about it and I have a support system I can rely on when I want to bury my feelings. Currently working on my amends to them which sucks but is a crucial part of sobriety.

>>726789262
I can get $40 to suck dick and $80 to get fucked

>>726787256
I've straight up watched pizza while getting my dick sucked. Just go with it. Don't deny or accuse. Just say it is hot. See where it goes.

>>726788933
RIP
You need to do the right thing 27 times.. that's it. After 27 times, it's a habit and you're set.

>>726771608
I got drunk by myself went to a strip club on christmas eve and was the only person there. Then I fell down some steps and passed out in my buildings elevator.

>>726789328
Can i send you a key too? Fukkin hot
Any greentext?

>>726789407
NICE

>>726771608
I feel worse for my molester than I do myself, he got molested when he was 6, I was 8

Also I want to meet him again, but it will never happen.

I kinda wish he did more to me as well, for fantasies. I think he's the source of my occasional rape kink and perversion for youngsters, would never do anything to an actual kid though.

>>726788726
I get sex pretty rarely.
Rap is for Nig Nogs

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>>726789358
How do I watch pizza?

>>726789492
Sure. I wouldn't mind taking a spin at your girl either.

Nah nothing worth greentexting about.

>>726789558
I have a worse story. There was a lingerie fashion show involved and an indian man who wore a lot of gold.

>be cute growing up
>get molested by male friend of family
>get moleted by female classmates sister
>get molested by aunt
>get molested by aunt's friend's brother
im a guy

>>726789879
Where did you grow up, rural Alabama? Christ.

>tfw you have to hold in a shit for 9 hours, because of the current circumstances.

>>726789770
not being a newfag would be a start.

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>>726789833
Sure you don't want pics before key? Cuck wives usually have crazy ass-cellulite

>>726789148
Guy or girl?

>>726789879
What the fuck?
You're getting more action and cry more than an anime fan on prom night! Holy shit.

>>726790186
If you want to show me her then sure. Wouldn't mind taking a look.

>make friends with girls mainly because most of the ones I know are emotionally destroyed/scarred/abused/general issues
>friends start to like me
>get with friends
>one friend becomes gf
>gf friends are sorta my friends
>want gf friends to rape me while gf watches
>also want to eat 2 of my cousins candy asses

I'm into light femdom, like aggressiveness being told what to do. Only during sex though.
I've told no one because I feel like it would make me sound like a total pussy.

I pissed in the mouth of my neighbor and more

>>726787588 Here.
Just ask something, i'll tell even the worst shit, speedballin'

>>726790514
I want this too
>feelsbadman.jpeg
WHY DON'T THEY MAKE PORN FOR THIS SHIT?

>>726790514
Feels fucking terrible to live that shit... Regrettably, I'm in almost the same boat.

>>726791000
Checked. Also, refer to rule # 34

>>726781249
That scks.

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>>726790482
OP's wife

>>726776572
the loli collection is probably real, not the wife tho.
Do you make her eggs?

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>>726791513
Fuck no. I sleep in on days off, and we leave too early for that shit.
We're married, not dating. Making eggs. The fuck you think this is, a Holiday Inn?

100% cool of you don't think the wife is real. Keeps me Moar anonymous that way.

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>>726774815
lmao

>>726791780
ok that was a genuinely funny and confident response, you can't be like the rest of them on here

>>726791513
>>726791780
I dont know who you are but I know that you must eat these eggs
10/10

>>726789358
Sounds like you've got life figured out, brother. Thanks for the tip

When I was eight the kid next door convinced me to let him put my penis and balls in his mouth.

>>726789328
So incredibly jealous of you. Please greentext some stories!

>>726791943
God damn it, you wizard.

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So no one else has jacked off to a pic of their own asshole?

Got sexually harassed by a friend in 4th grade. He became super attractive in 8th grade. Regret not giving in and fucking him back then.

Shit I just had a nervous break down and am suicidal but y'all niggas have issues.

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>>726792368
I gotta fucking admit when I saw the eggs part, first thing that came to my mind was reference to some anon writing what would he do if he found drunk passed out chick

>>726791905
Thanks. I shitposts most days like everyone else here, but sometimes it's just great to let loose and just be the me that no one else can know.

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>>726791513

>>726789879
Reminds me of this one guy I met on this random 'people-meet' app. He was canadian and was molested by his uncle since 2 all the way to 12,and I think it was his step-sisters or mom's friends that would use their feet to tease his cock all during that time. He left house at 14 and has been living on his own sense. I felt really bad for the guy and I felt like we bonded and related. He got tens of kinks cause of all that, and his parents didnt care. Its too bad I had to delete the app, was starting to feel like friends with the guy.

>>726792521
thank you for getting the reference

>>726792521
I thought thats what he was referring to
I lost my shit

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>>726792843
actually thank you for making my morning, seeing "just 4chan things" actually increases your life span
>>726792869
I swear these little things make Earth a better place

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Thanks for the therapy session, anon. Have a great night. Time to sleep for 4 fucking hours before I wake up for work. Genuinely great note to end on for the evening Have another porn and good night.
Fucking egg memes

When my friend fall asleep i somtime touch is dick and fap beside him or in the bathroom

>Ex girlfriend left me for a fuckboy because I had a kid with another woman
>Ex girlfriend even went to my close friends and made them all turn my back against me
>I got no friend's and she made my drug dealer try to track me down
Lol oh well, shit happens, I got a gun in case if the worse comes.

>>726793045
Agreed
>>726793058
Goodnight anon <3

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>>726793184
someone just posted this in another thread the similar way and finally someone uploaded this thread screenshot