ITT anons can post there problems, and other anons can give

>>726766179
Finally tell girl I like her, still waiting on response. Make me not nervous?

Real scenario,

Friends with twins for 2 plus years been on all sports teams with them and family friends and known them my whole life and we have always hung out together.

1/20/17 trumps inauguration lol their grandma passed away and the thought of saying sorry for their loss slips my mind and they think I did i don't care but I do and I haven't talked to them since and I just want to be on good terms with them , apologizing now seems too little to late help me pls

>>726767209
if it works out, then hell yeah anon. if it doesn't, you will inevitably like other girls. you're the only constant in your life

>>726767664
Tell them you have issues dealing with death and can't come to grips with how to cope when someone close to you dies so you avoid it.

>>726767209
Text her an invite to an event in the near future, nothing heavy, local concert or show will do. If she doesn't reply, forget her move on, shes not into you. Invite another girl and forget the slowpoke one.

They know me to well for me to say that thank you though anon

My girlfriend bites. It's a compulsive thing she can't control. She is on medication and usually she can control herself, but if she gets stressed or excited, there can be incidents. She's bitten me hard enough to break skin, and has damaged her teeth biting random things several times.

She's a fucking awesome girl aside from that, but this biting thing is a big problem.

>>726768909

Practice your technique anon

https://www.painscience.com/articles/spot-07-masseter.php

my (now ex) girlfriend broke up with me last month but still talks to me like she has feelings for me. i'd prefer to just move on but she's making that hard to do

>>726769216
It's not jaw clenching, it's literally biting. Like, if she's stressed about something, she can be sitting there and just take a chomp outta me or just pick something up and start biting it.

>>726769219
Just tell her you've moved on and dating someone else and you don't want your new gf feeling uncomfortable with you being friends with an ex. In other words, stop talking to me please.

>>726769471

Yeah I get that, don't worry, massages will help her relax. Sit behind her while you Netflix and chill, rub her shoulders and neck and the jaw muscles. Do it as often as she likes. Don't use too much force, if she feels like the biting thing suggest the massage instead.

If that doesn't work buy her a baby teething ring and some string to hang it around her neck with.

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Applied for ~30 internships and even had 3 interviews with companies. I haven't gotten any offers yet and it's almost April. What do

>>726769748
Well, the big concern I have is that she'll wind up biting some stranger or like, even getting pulled over, getting stressed, and biting the cop. That would be very bad.

It's also a big problem during sex. Blowjobs are obviously right out, which sucks, because they're my favorite, but even just during regular sex, she's bitten me.

Like I said, when everything's normal, she's usually ok.

my girlfriend comes really fast and gets tired afterwards but im still hard and ready, life sucks

>>726770280
Just dry hump her into seconds.

>>726768909
That sounds kinda hot. Had a gf who would bite me randomly and it would always get me diamonds. She always did it on purpose tho not like your gfs tourettes problem

>>726769959
Lower your expectations and get a paret time job doing whatever you can find. Just temporary work to keep your resume from developing gaps and get you some extra cash. Maybe you need to change up your personality during interviews. Any employment agencies in your area that can coach you or offer help job seeking?

>>726770280
Ask her if she's put off by using sex toys with you. Then buy a fleshlight or something and let her experiment with it on you. Also, are prostate stims out of the question?

>>726769959
if this is through your college change schools or change colleges RIGHT FUCKING NOW

internships are everything, I'm not kidding.

>>726770613
Yeah, I mean, I'm down for a little gentle biting during sex, but that's not what this is. This like getting bit by a dog or some shit. It's not such a good time.

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>>726770728
The problem is that next semester is my 4th year so I really need some experience somewhere besides just retail. Yeah I could go into mock interview trainings at my school

I'm stuck in a relationship with a girl who's a gold digger and wants sex constantly from me, I only want someone to love, not to die depressed with

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>>726770856
My university doesn't help at all. They just share when certain companies are hiring interns and host a career fair thing

>>726771020
I can relate. What year are you in?

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>>726771225
Just finishing my Junior year, studying Mech Engineering. fucking sucks man. I talked about my club activities in the interview and they said that i didnt seem to know what i was talking about at all. I might just have to work on articulating. what about you b?

>>726771396
I'm a freshman in Computer Science, so I'm a bit better off than you. But yeah, I've had a couple of companies blow me off in the same way. What region of the country do you live in?

>>726771020
>university doesn't help at all

that's my point. I was in the same boat and fucking dullards who had C averages but a strong internship placement were getting 60k jobs on graduation. change fucking schools. I'm serious.

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>>726771744
sucks dude. I've even applied for like 30 each of the past 3 years. Midwest and pretty rural, so that could be a part of it too

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>>726771811
Oh i gotcha b. Yeahhh I might look into that. Seems like the only way in is to know someone at the company

couldn't get muh dick up couple first times sober/drunk with girls...no prior exp

girls weren't attractive at all, but still....maybe i'm watching too much porn?

it's completely destroyed my self confidence....fuck. any help/advice /b/?

>>726772062
You're correct. I had to curtail that shit entirely because it completed anhiliated my sex drive. The weirder the shit you watch or get off to, the harder it is to get worked up when your smoking hot girlfriend or strange wants to fuck your brains out.

>>726771836
Yeah, that's definitely part of it I'd bet. Do you have very many projects that you can talk about? Most of the interviewers that I talked to were more interested in the things that I made than the clubs that I was in. Alternatively, if you don't have an internship over this summer, just work on a side project.
>>726771811
He's finishing up his junior year, so I don't think transferring colleges this late would help much.

I'm starting to think the earth is actually flat. For real.

>>726770870
Harder the better m8

>>726772302
Any projects? Pretty much just schoolwork and that one club take up all of my time. Though we do competitions and side projects within that club.

>>726770280
I have the same problem, after sex she loves to suck my cock, the bad part is that my cock is 8" and she can't handle it very well...sometimes i wonder if i should cheat to get a better girl.

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>>726766179
Can't stay hard while fucking GF, i'm only 20 and very much attracted to her.

>>726772062
Too much porn there anon...

How to fix it, simple... DO NOT watch porn for 2 weeks. And I mean it. Avoid anything that will arouse you. You can jerk off but only with your imagination or softcore.

>>726772689
Might be too much porn. How do you jerk off? If you do it in a weird way, you that might be a problem as well

>>726772689

What >>726772861 said
Also if that is a legit problem, go see a medic. There could be biological causes

>>726772736

I am his imagination.

I'm a black guy with a bigass cock shoving it up his ass.

His staying hard has nothing to do with women.

My town has almost no events and I am sick of going to my friends house and playing fucking board games. I just want to go out on the town and do fun social things that aren't nerdy and reclusive, but I don't know what to do.

>>726772545
Doing just schoolwork is pretty unattractive to employers, they'd much rather see a lower GPA with a lot of experience (either internships or side projects) than vice versa. I'm not quite sure what club this is (is it a robotics club?), but if it's taking too much time out of your life, I'd drop out in favor of something else.

>>726772374

Explain eclipses and the moon being upside down when viewed from aus

>>726768909

Shock collar. Go to the local pet supply center, pick one up while mumbling to yourself "f'n pitbulls".
Dose the chick with Rohip, place the collar, rivet the hell out of it. Do a couple of test zaps, see if there's a response.
Live in the glory days of no more biting, and the future of everything you want to happen.

>>726773336
Forget those friends, go out and have fun for yourself.

>>726772374
If the earth is flat, how come we can't see very far away?

>>726772689
More

had a gf for a while, she cheated on me and obviously isn't happy with the guy she's with now, but doesn't want to get back with me. sad thing is i still miss her a lot. its been several months

>>726773526
Coz there's mountains in the way, duh

>>726773598
Offer to spice up their sex life by letting you suck her lovers jizz out or her cheating whore snatch. Or just find a new gf already. Your choice.

>>726773648
There aren't mountains everywhere.

>>726773336

A night home alone with a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle is what you need. Then place a call for a tranny to housecall you.

Thank me in the morning.

>>726773598
How long were you together?

>>726771003
why don't you get yourself together man, don't depend on women for happiness you have to depend on yourself for that. If that girl controls your happiness she controls you so get a pair of nuts and get rid of the bitch or turn her into a ho

>>726773336
i feel your pain, anon. my town is incredibly boring and all my friends are out of state right now

>>726773859
two years or so. was long distance too

the cute girl at work asked me to get a drink w/ her after work on st. patrick's day. we totally hit it off and she was giving me a kinds of signals. i fucking beta-fagged out and couldn't pull the trigger, though. i asked her to go out today and she said she was just going home.

how fucked am i?

>>726773598
stop giving her attention, grab your nuts and move on

>>726774067
My rule to ask someone out 2 or 3 times before giving up if she has an excuse each time. After that many times there is no chance. Either she is too busy for you or she is not interested. Just try again is my advice.

>>726766179
i love this girl. we dated about a year ago, and i never forgot about her and she was always in my head. about a month ago she said she wanted me back the night when she saw me earlier. She came up to ME. I think about it and said yes.

2 days later she says she wants to talk

>ohshit.png

says she isn't interested in a relationship anymore actually

>lolwhat.xcf

say okay. play it off cool

later that night text her and go absolutely ham on her.

a while later text her again and apologize

that was a month ago.

i found out that just a little while later she got with another guy.

i ask her about it she says, "you and i have too much in our past so i broke up with you"

told her i might love her though.

>noshitsgiven.png

what do? i'm at the end of my rope

>>726773983
Time to find a layup.

>>726774067
fucked, you should have made a move instead of trying to be a friend with her, you put yourself into the friendzone

>>726774274
forgot to mention we have like 4 of the same classes as well

>>726774213
not fucking even, you ask her out once and even when you are asking that chick out keep looking for other chicks, never beg a bitch to be around her

>>726774213
how long should i wait to ask again?

>>726774530
I would wait at least a week.

>>726774295
any possible way to get out?

>>726774274
Best thing is to try to move on

>>726774274
you got all emotional and attached, and you were too available to her and she scooped you up at the drop of a hat because she knew how much of a loser you were and you had no one else but her. She didn't think about this but more of what girls do naturally, so do not blame her because you fucked up.

>>726774649
bu... but anon...

i love the bitch

all jokes aside it's a bit harder than it sounds like. like i said i see her like 2 hours a day everyday. so it's even worse

>>726774530
>>726774585
FUCKS NO, YOU WAIT TILL SHE TEXT BACK AND EVEN IF SHE DOES OR DOESNT KEEP TALKING TO OTHER GIRLS, STOP BEING SO FUCKING NEEDY

>>726774869
Its not needy, if you fucking want her you go for it but if you fail then you move on.

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>>726774869
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>726774630
don't be so available to her and dont try to be buddy buddies with her, i think you can salvage it but the minute you start talking to the bitch about stupid shit to try to sneak up in her by being a friend that is all she will see you as, A FRIEND, life isnt a movie were the bitches eyes flutter and realizes the love of her life was the best friend the whole time

>>726774869
i wasn't really interested or looking for other girls. this girl just got in my head.

>>726769219
same anon, with extra information. i like this girl and she seems to still like me but if she wants to get back together then it would have to be some time in the future, and i don't know if that's worth waiting on? i don't necessariy want to move on, but at the same time, i do, to spare the pain and not wait around for something that might go nowhere. what do

>>726774943
its not needy to want to fuck a chick, but constantly having to remind her you exist so she can be like "oh yeah i forgot johnny existed, sure lets go on a date!" does not work, you gotta act like you have other girls on your schedule and not just her because girls dont like a guy that isnt pulling a lot bitches, or at least the illusion that they are

my gf's fucking birth control pokes my dick when we fuck.

its the nuvia ring.

shes tried everything at the gyno to get this issue solved and when she got her new one put in they said it shouldn't poke me.

welp it fucking does and now i still cant fuck her hard and deep.

wtf do i do when gf has shallow pussy?

>>726775361
condom

>>726775361
get off this site

>>726775060
i see her 5 times a day. we work together, but kind of in separate areas. i try to be nonchalant towards her, that's why i was surprised when she asked me out.

>>726775231
why did she get into your head?

>>726775410
doesnt that defeat the purpose of the birth control

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I'm to lazy to type it up again but I happened to screenshot it when I posted it in a "we all have secrets" thread

>>726775449
so be nonchalant towards her again, i think you wont be able to salvage it if you see her that much but if you got game and can capitalize on the right moments unlike the night you went out with her you can get some

>>726775463
i thought she was attractive, but figured she was out of my league. then she asked me out to get a drink w/ her on st. paddy's

>>726775497
that's my point
it's an alternative

>>726775675
5 times a week, sorry does that make a difference?

>>726775792
so because she showed you slightest bit of affection she got into your head? Thats all it takes?

>>726775949
i don't know really, you gotta see her some place other than work without asking her out or some corny shit, other than that i think you fucked it up

>>726775561
I feel like we just need more anons like this in this world. Not anons who fuck their cousins, but anons who understand what love is, who can love and love beyond boundaries. I respect you anon. I sympathize for you actually. There's words I wish I could say to the woman of my love in that post that I could never utter and will never utter, and yet I'm reading them right there from another man's point of view to another woman both of whom I will never know in person.
> tl;dr I feel you bro.

>>726776059
yes, i'm actually extremely socially inept. some how i managed to make her that was interesting/funny/cool enough to hang out w/ after work

>>726776250
sometimes we go out w/ other co-workers to get drinks. i have no other avenue to contact this girl that isn't work related

I'm 31, I suck at school and changed majors 4 times been spending the past 7 years and am still three semesters from graduating. Probably will get academic suspension at the end of this term. At least I work my ass off and have very little debt. My boss has offered to pay me $17/hr ($14/hr 28 hrs a week now) if I go full time and quit school. It's a high tech job but not much prospects of getting above $20/hr with out a degree even after years of work. What do?

Also I'm single and own a shitty car and rent a room in a trailer. Not much chance of getting a waifu on my part time income, with my car and my abode.

>>726776376
>make her believe i was interesting/funny/cool enough to hang out w/ after work

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I'm in second year of university getting a degree in Aero Eng but I don't seem to care anymore. The first week of class I just ditched class and went to sleep in my car.

I'm just 20 and I'm terribly depressed, been so for months now. Pls gimme advice guys.

>>726776376
she made you her bitch without her even realizing it, first make yourself happy before you go out and start depending on fucking girlfriends to make you happy. A girl does not like someone who is not better than her, maybe some girls do for the novelty and think "aww i can fix this poor little guy up" but that is how far you will get if you don't start getting yourself together and feeling like a fucking man

I took a bunch of dxm and am smoking weed

>>726776631
Damn man, you have it way worse than me, why am I complaining?

>>726776683
Suck it up, go to class. You will regret it forever if you dont.

>>726776746
any tips on how to "make yourself happy"?

>>726776578
then somehow start making the night out with coworkers your chance to be a pimp. spit some game and be confident, that is fucking number one, then during work pretend that it never happened and be nonchalant again. If you start doing needy shit where you remind her of what she said that night or that funny joke she said just to make up conversation during work its going to go nowhere. You have to let her breath like wine and gather herself and her thoughts rather than start to become attached and so you can have some conversation out of the workplace instead of spending the whole time talking at work then having dick to talk about out of work

>>726777103
Yeah guess that works. Also, I have trouble socializing because I don't like alcohol nor clubs and that's all my peers do.

I'm not ugly either, but I find it hard to make friends. I'm so lonely most of the time.

>>726777227
first and foremost is start being honest with everything in life, be honest with how and WHY you feel and be honest with other people, watch some comedians and realize that they dont special powers, they are honesty with their unique and personal perspective. That is what you need to achieve first. Then start realizing you are a man, and all men are better than women in the game of sex and relationships

>>726777429
>>726777227
women try to make men pussies, this is way to fucking prevalent today. Men are like sharks and women are like tuna, so what the tuna do is take away the sharks scary teeth and once all the dangerous sharks in the sea have their teeth taken away, the tuna look around and scratch their fish heads with their fins and say "where did all the real sharks go?" then they start thinking they run the fucking ocean because the sharks are toothless, some sharks pull there OWN fucking teeth out. Then the tuna swim around bored and wondering where the real sharks while the sharks without the teeth are confused and sad saying "i aint got no teeth b-but my teeth". Tuna are not meant to run the fuckin ocean, it trickles down from sharks to tuna to keep shit in balance. Women always think there is something appealing about an asshole, not the type that smack them and shit but the type that does not put them on a pedal stool, but the vagina mafia (oprah, instagram, movies, trya banks, music)
made or inspired mostly by guys tell them to like the nice guys, but that is not in their nature. and remember guys NONE of this is the womans fault, NONE OF IT, so for those who go crazy because they like "chads" or "all women like assholes waa" are delusional, and men remember this, WOMEN WANT A DOMINATE GUY THAT IS NOT ABUSIVE, ALL WOMEN WANT THIS. They want someone that can handle themselves and that they can look up to and think "this guys is my fucking man", they think this way because of their dad and because of nature . Women do not like the typical nice guy bullshit either, they like passion, they like when you get them a little mad righteously and with logic, they hate that they love men so much and they know we are better than them on a level. You've never heard of a queen who married a guy and he became king right? because that does not exist, MEN cna marry a peasant girl and TURN THEM INTO A QUEEN, WOMEN CANNOT TEACH US HOW TO BE MEN.

>>726777429
i was like you. get a job w/ people your age. just go to the clubs if you're invited. you don't need to drink. eventually you'll meet some people.

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>shaved my balls a few days ago
>itches like crazy
What do? I've been doing it for years, it's only itched a couple times

>>726778140
anyone else want more shit i posted on an advice thread about a year ago?

Right, femanon here. Recently lost v-card to the boyfriend, but every time we go at it, it feels like I need to shit because of the pressure down there. Is that normal? Anybody else have a chick experience this?
Also, doesn't matter if I take a shit beforehand or what position we're in (doggy or missionary), it seems to be the same.

>>726778681
Try using baby oil before shaving, and then use an unscented lotion after.

>>726779591
easy solution: shit before fucking

>>726766179
Sauce?? Google doesn't find anything.

>>726778289
Might as well give it a try, thanks

>>726779666
>Also, doesn't matter if I take a shit beforehand
Do you even read?

I'm in love again and I'm pretty sure this one won't be a cheating lying bitch because she's sort of red pilled and she never stops sucking my dick. However, I can't shake this feeling that she'll eventually start fucking niggers. Like, she says black dudes are disgusting to her but she's fat and white and has huge tits. Maybe her genes just haven't kicked in yet.... how do I express my concerns to her?

>>726779985
easy solution: shit harder

>>726777429
You sound like me, man...

I'm good looking. Not 4chan good looking, but like actual good looking. Every mom dreams of their daughter ending up with a guy like me.

Joined the Marines out of HS. Socially awkward. Made a few friends, nothing special...

Got out, used my GI Bill to fail out of college after one year.

Looked around and realized I can't do anything I want without a degree.

Sucked it up, went to class, focused on things I liked, worked out (not necessary but helpful), graduated and landed a fucking awesome job.

You dont have to be good looking to make it in this world. You don't even have to articulate.

Just fucking work hard, learn shit, get a good job, and everything else falls into place. I swear to God it will.

Chicks would rather be with a 5/10 twenty-two year old that has a degree and makes $80k a year than a 10/10 that is a personal trainer at the YMCA.

Be confident, man. It's worth it.

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Just saw my girl with someone else. Wow, Ive never had this feeling before. What great way to end the week. God this sucks. Thats what I get for being always quiet I guess.

>>726780364
Were you 22 when you left the usmc

Falling in love with a girl from another country, please help. She's everything I've wanted in a woman and she's really into me as well but doesn't think it could work.

>>726780879
Listen, this goes for you and every other man reading this, when you are in a relationship, you have to be ready to leave your girl at the drop of a hat until she has proven herself to you. Insecurity is the biggest fuck up for most guys this day and age for some reason, i dont know if it's fucking instagram or snapchat or whatver but guys are way too fucking insecure. If your girl cheats, you walk up and shake the guys hand and your ex gfs hand and say "thank god you cheated , now i can finally talk to other bitches and get better pussy" and walk away with a feeling of freedom and never talk to the dirty bitch again and you know what? SHE WILL BE BACK, girls go fucking crazy when men don't care about their actions like that and will start becoming delusional. In your case you are insecure and messed up, you cannot let women have power like that in their hands, because they will start doing what women do and put delusional thoughts in your head to make YOU seem like the asshole so when they do break up with you for another guy it will be because you were an asshole. YOU ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS KEEP 60% OF YOU FOR YOU AND GIVE 40% TO HER. This is why the women always have to fall in love first, before the man.

>>726781011
21

I found nudes of my bestfriends gf now I want to blackmail her with them

Good friend stole $300 from me and I moved to another country. Not sure what to do now but it's been 2 weeks since he responded

>>726781110
The thing that makes long distance relationships kinda fucking weird is because it is all up to the girl, guys are loyal and when they put their heart in something there is no us making "mistakes" and shit most of the time, yeah there are dicks that just dont do that but guys on here are loyal fucking dudes.So it is totally up to her if she starts getting flaky, what you can do to help is skype on camera, keep shit kinda sexual with pics and shit and dont always make yourself available to her. Have your own life outside of her so you have stories and interesting things to talk to and what not. If she starts talking about friends and going out and stuff, DO NOT GET INSECURE NO MATTER WHAT, if she likes another guy she will text you less but if she tells you, "hey im going to so and so's party" she is saying that because she wants you to know. Unless she comes out and says, "i am riding this guys dick" do not get insecure you say hey baby have a good time at the party :) do not go whos there? keep convo fun so if there is nothing to talk about do not text her. KEEP SHIT FUN AND INTRESTING, and eventually meet in person, i personally wouldnt do long distance like that because i have other girls who i can physically touch i can put effort into and because of flaky women, but it is understandable from the women's perspective, she just doesnt want JUST communication, she wants physical shit as well

>>726781343
Yyeah, she was gonna be my prom but I guess not. Ill just get another qt3.14 gf in college. Its good to break up now since Im leaving for bootcamp. No, distractions (I hope). Thanks for the response sir.

>>726781915
good man anytime, never ever give a bitch that type of power over you, especially to her, forget about her and be a navy/army/airforce/marine whatever the fuck stud and run shit, good luck

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>>726766179
Ok, going to try to keep this short and to the point because I really want answers
1.
>be me, fat autistic manlet
>cute, skinny, tall friend of a friend
>tell friend to subtly know I like her
>not a big deal, she's the type that probably has tons of beta orbiters
>try to get her to come out with us
>she does, even gets a bit touchy, not gonna detail for breifness sake
>try to get her to come out more but she's always out or at work
>try to set up something a week in advance so she can show up
>supposed to be just me, her, my best friend, and best friend's girlfriend who is the one who introduced us, at a place very close to her home
>doesn't show up
>says she had relatives over for the day
>she actually did
now I'm trying to figure out if she's legitimately not interested at all and I should drop it or if should try one last time.

2.
>have gf 4 years
>cheats on me multiple times and leaves me for some guy
>radio silence for 2 years
>2 years later she's back in my life
>we try to get back together but it doesn't work out
>try to be fwb but she doesn't want to
>says she wants to be friends
>I don't want to be friends
>actually realise I don't want nothing to do with her anymore because she really hurt me
>too beta to say this to her face
>I never contact her but she always calls me and texts me and wants to meet up
what does this even mean? and how do I get her to take a fucking hint?

>>726781749
Yeah I totally hear you man. I've always been a loyal guy in relationships, wouldn't ever fuck around even if I knew I could get away with it, the guilt would eat away at me. We do skype often but not so much lately. I think it's because she just has some issues about committing and keeps making excuses to try and push me away sometimes and I think it's her being scared for some reason. I don't worry too much about her fucking around since she's very busy with school but of course that thought is always in the back of my mind. I've just been fucked over by too many women doing that and it makes me nervous. I want to meet her in person but she says it could never happen even though I've told her I'd do everything I could to make sure it does. Like I said it's most likely her being afraid of getting seriously attached to someone. It's just fucking with me because sometimes she says really cute shit like thinking of what it would be like to live together and wanting to take care of me and make me feel loved, getting married and what our kids would be like. But then she gets in these moods saying it could never work. Just fucking confusing man, thanks for giving enough of a damn to let me rant I need it.

On the way home from work I stop at a gay cruising spot and suck strange mens cocks until they cum in my mouth. Gays now queue for me and sometimes I suck of 10 or 12 men one after another. This is becoming a daily occurrence. I'm not gay. I'm happily married. Why do I like cock so much?

>>726782929
fuck that, stop being a girl and chasing, you are not even getting some pussy and you are guaranteeing her loyalty and happiness. She might like the company or some shit but stop wasting your time with a bitch that does not even see you. That "cute married shit" she is doing is like holding a treat in front of a dogs face then putting it back and saying "nooo nooo waiiittt" then you fucking lick your lips and and give puppy eyes. I feel like she is doing this on purpose because she know what makes you happy so she is selling you horse shit, she is selling you implied happiness because she knows you want her so fucking bad and have no one else in you life but her. Be a fucking man and tell her " alright, if you ever want to meet up in person or something text me,bye" and that is it. It will throw ALLLLL the horeshit out the window

>>726783576
because youre fucking gay faggot lololol

>>726782766
how about you get a fucking hold on yourself and stop being so needy and drop all those funky bitches who are abusing you. They can see and small how fat and autistic you are and know no matter how much emotional bullshit they put you through you will always be there to be a good do because you have no sense of self esteem

>>726783576
cord... Then one day a guy wanted anal sex with me. I let him. It hurt like hellbut my yelps of pain made him fuck me harder. Now I meet up with tops to fuck me. Some go bareback. What are the risks?

A friend just continues to take lsd and talk about the "spiritual side of reality", new age karma bs, says shit like how he doesn't believe in medicine/science, thinks weed can cure any health issue, thinks people with dementia aren't sick, they're just "having their vision opened" when hallucinating, etc.
Is this like the onset of some sort of psychosis? Anything I could even say? Arguing with logic didn't help and it sucks to see someone who was once pretty decent turning into a bizarre mess.

>>726766179
I get too anxious sometimes when fucking my GF and I lose my boner. How do I stop overthinking? I hate that bullshit. Makes me feel bad cuz she starts thinking that she doesnt turn me on anymore, and she does, shes got a nice body and I fucking melt when we are getting it on. Whats some good advice?

>>726784248
probably, drop the fucking stoner

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>>726784058
first girl hasn't wronged me in any way though. but I do agree the ex has to go.

>>726784418
hmm is it like performance wise?I started thinking if i was fucking good and putting to much thought into it and always got soft, got some cialis and started fucking like a champ, I only took it about 2 times to get over peformance anxiety

>>726784715
back off a little with her, you are chasing wayy too much

>>726784418
I had some of the same problems, what really helped me to not over think was to just take a deep breath and start to go slower. It really helps me relax and stay in the moment

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how to get over the fact im a virgin?

im soon to be 22 and as I grew older, I got hotter and more attractive to other girls. I play basketball in my free time, I'm 6'4 and around 220lbs (not fat), and ever since college started girls are showing their interest in me, girls I never knew would find me attractive. I shut down several of them, even thought one of them explicitly told me she "wants to ride me all night long". its an extremely fucked up problem since with time it only gets harder. how the fuck do I break this vicious cycle? sick of turning down hot chicks simply because of lack of experience. do I bone a 5/10 just so I can lose my v-card and then go on with my life? what do /b/ros? pic related, one of the girls that wants to ride me

>>726783703
Yeah you might be right, I guess I have to lay off that shit a bit and put my foot down

>>726784920
I have. radio silence since she didn't show up which was a couple of weeks ago. stopped liking her fb pictures as well for good measure.

>>726766179
Last weeks of college. Never got laid (not counting girls I met online). Guys on reddit say they wish they lived near a campus since bitches are so easy to pick up. Wtf?

How do I do it /b/? How do I just randomly approach a stranger and leave with a date?

>>726785135
are you gay? Pop a cialis if you are getting performance anxiety and youre anxiety of anything sexual will disappear

>>726785151
Good, a good soldier like you shouldnt have to put up with a cyber bitch who is fucking with your feelings and not even giving you pussy.

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>>726785373
are you asking because of this girl's looks or because of my uncertainty of sexuality? I am not gay, straight as they get. just very, very anxious about my first time, since I'm a bit older than I should've been as a virgin

im afraid to approach women

Been friends with ex girlfriend for about 2 years since breakup. Moved 6 hours away from her due to financial situation about a year a ago & we've maintained a close bond somehow and both still love each other even though we talk to other people these days.

>End up sleeping with one of her close friends bc I was ready for a new gf and she just turned single but was only looking for a rebound
>She finds out eventually
>shouldn't matter b/c not actually together but I feel bad bc I'll always love her and vice versa
>she hasn't been able to move on, while I've moved on despite unconditional love for her & her well being
>she calls me last night
>end up telling her about a girl I was talking to bc she asked and I almost never lie to those I care about
> cries and hangs up
> text her to calll back and that we need to settle this
> she wants to start over and date me again
> I feel me dating her will not solve her problems and also think she's in love with the old me & not so much the new me
> tell her we should cut each other off but not tonight
> we're facetiming monday to say our goodbyes

Was this the right move?

>>726785313
>>726785563
Pretty much me. And if I ever want to approach em, it's girls who are out of my league.

Is roids a good idea?

I dont wanna bald, but I wanna be bigger.

>>726785221
if you just wanna try one more time, for the fuck of it, spit your game real, get a fucking grenade and throw it right straight thrown and take everything with you. Tell her "hey you wanna fuck or not?" then start talking to other bitches

>>726785571
Ive been through very similar shit. You are making the right choice. End it before yall try to change each other back into the old you and then end up hating each other.

>>726785561
both, how about you dont even mention you are a virgin, there isnt some magic trick guys who arent virgins do, the first time i fucked i looked up some porno vids and looked at technique and when it was time for action the techniques came naturally. I really think you are putting to much thought into you being a virgin for your age when you could NOT be a virgin with no effort.

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The memory of my ex-girlfriend came to mind. Men don't cry.

>>726766179
Fuck you

>>726785571
>>726785906
what this guy said, stop making it so dramatic and end it already

>>726785135
You're already self aware of your good looks so it seems like you just need to work on your social skills. Do you have a decent amount of friends? Do you work while going to school? Try following behaviors of those that are outgoing and pay more attention to what people are saying. practicing makes you better at just about anything you do, including social interactions. It goes a long way; Also don't be afraid of embarrassment, rejection, or making mistakes because of inexperience. it happens to literally everyone and you have to just move on and try again.

>>726786133
stop being such a baby bitch and move on

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>>726786108
that makes sense tbh. first time a girl wanted to give me a handjob I couldnt get hard, I was too focused on getting hard that I couldnt get it up. that killed my confidence. maybe thats why...

this girl was all over me too, guess what I DIDN'T do with her...

>>726786325
I have a lot of friends but none of them seem to be that successful with girls. Well, that's a bullshit way to say they're in longterm relationships lol, so they're 0 fun when we go out anywhere, since they're not even trying to get together with any girls.

>>726766179
I want to have sex more often but I have no idea how to get my girlfriend in the mood...

>>726785906
>>726786276
The only reason I even have any bit of hesitation is our history. I intend to go through with cutting things off. It's just we dated the last few months of graduation, senior prom dates, graduated together and got into the same college together even. Also gonna miss the phone calls I get every so often with her just wondering how things are going and all that.

I have genital warts on my shaft what do

>>726786421
that is where the cialis comes in, TRUSTTT MEE when i say that taking cialis or viagra once or twice kills that type of anxiety, trust me man. First time i got a blowjob i was scared the girl would think my dick was small or thick or whatever, stole my friends cousin cialis, got my dick sucked and never ever had that fear again.

>>726786386
I've fucked other bitches since I had a relationship with her. She was just the one

>>726769959
Keep working retail G

>>726785571
Wow, middle school sounds rough. Grow up faggot, just get over it.

>>726770280
Like how fast ? Maybe try teasing/edging her, like get a feel for when she's close but don't let her actually cum.

>>726766179
>ITT anons can post there problems, and other anons can give them advice.

ok so I have imaging data sets which span over 5 or 6 dimensions, and I am looking at smart ways to perform dimensionality reduction. Suggestions?

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All i do is fap and smoke pot and feel shitty before and after work. I solved my sleep problem, but now i realize i have lazy gf who does nothing while i clean up after her. Theres pee bottles and empty beer cans everywhere. I dont have the energy to clean, but st least I do 10% or so of what is necessary. She conributes -20% towards the cleaning while she cams and skypes with her friends in online games.

I cant just leave her or she would expose some bad secrets of mine to family and friends.

I have almost no days off and my job kills me. Wat do?

>>726772689
Do cardio. If you need blood to be in something, there's only one organ that pumps it. Helps a lot.

>>726786799
whats the difference between cialis and viagra anyway? I've heard cialis can last up to 36 hrs while viagra lasts for only like 5. im too embarassed to go out and get a damn viagra lol. maybe some moderate consumption of alcohol can solve that problem?

>>726786609
don't try to do anything, she has to get into the mood herself and make her think that she isnt worth the daily fuck, jack off or something but trust me when i say that she will come around and when she does come around, ONLY please her, eat some pussy suck her tits and dont try to fuck her or get anything from her, once youre done eating pussy maybe making her cum just walk out, the need to WANTING TO PLEASE YOU BACK will drive her more

>>726786597
A lot of clubs in my area are pretty nice to go to, especially when going to the ones next to my college. try going with a friend or two (single & somewhat interesting, not afraid to do things at the club besides sit alone and drink). I have a lot of luck when I go with girls that are friends, we just encourage each other to dance and it garners attention for me and the friends, then I just work with what comes at me

>>726771003
Man up, and leave her. Life's too short, anon. Even if she threatens to kill you at least it will be quicker than letting her do it slowly over the next 60 years.

>>726787031
Have you looked into quantum computing?

>>726766179
I got a friend. She has bulimia and anorexia. She can't count with her mom because she's a bitch.
I'm very worried. What to do?

>>726787152
when something spontenous happens, I can get to talk to with girls easily. the tragedy is most of my friends (including me) are too shy to appoach girls in the club at random. so what we do instead? we proceed to get shitfaced and we call it a night when someone passes out. that's sad really.

>>726766179
With my best friend Pinky, I try to take over the world every day. For some reason, I keep ending up with him in a cage at a laboratory after failing to take over the world. Problem? I keep failing to take over the world.

>>726786907
I am over it, I think you missed the point I was making. I'm just curious about my decision

>>726787056
lol you both are pieces of shit messes, i dont really have the need to be so secretive with my friends or family if it really matters that much to you try to get her to hate oyu or try to ge her to leave somehow, give the illusion she is leaving under her own circumstance, then when that hog is out the picture starting getting yourself together

>>726786745 it wears of sooner than you think. Think of it like you will fly higher if you cut off the weight of the past you.

>>726766179
I have social phobia, should i see a doctor and take medications?

> Last weeks of college.
> Never got laid.
> Not counting girls I met online
> Guys on reddit say they wish they lived near a campus since bitches are so easy to pick up.
> Dudes tell me it's as easy as saying hi
> "Just be yourself"
> "Hit up a bar"

How do I do it /b/? How do I just randomly approach a stranger and leave with a date?

>>726787116
a very tiny bit, whiskey dick is much worse than just being kinda limp, and who gives a fuck about getting viagra, just say yeah i'm trying to have sex more and dont have the energy to get up long enough, stop having such low self esteem, just say yeah i want to get my dick harder longer

>>726787664
having low self-esteem is something I had to deal with ever since I know for myself. another thing I never learned to cope with...

>>726786609
>>726787130
Thanks Anon, I'll try doing that more, it's just hard when you're really horny. One barrier to that plan is that she doesn't even like to cum she likes to be SLIGHTLY aroused but if the gets too wet she'll stop me.

>>726787534
eh for a guy like you try going with one other guy or something, then when you have some type of spit game then go on your own

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i am a diagnosed sociopath with major depression and i have just recently gotten over my social anxiety for the most part so i'm still sort of awkward unless i'm comfortable with the person i'm with but so far i've been incapable of holding a relationship down because of my inability to understand others feelings since i deal with things differently.

i just want a gf /b/ros

>>726787859
What if all my guy friends are either not interested in women (religious) or are like me (shy)?

>>726787451
Great way to think about it, thanks anon

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I genuinely want to have an alcoholic drink(I'm 26 btw) but I'm on antidepressants. Do I have anything to worry about?

>>726788046
yes!

>>726787883
Genuinely, try online dating.

>>726788046
you are good to go /b/ro

no playin haha

>>726787203
well,, quantum computers are not as common as you'd like. We have access to one but I believe there is a better solution (mathematical)

>>726788139
Like what?

>>726787780
why the hell would you have low self esteem? there are guys who are like 5'5 130 pounds soaking wet who i have seen pick up chicks out of pure spit game and confidence, get over what you are dealing with and be youre own fucking man, you got blessed with genetics some guys have surgery for. you have bitches throwing themselves a you left and right, the only excuse you should have for having low self esteem is if you are fucking autistic or something and even that can be fixed through some counseling or maybe talking to me

>>726788155
I've heard that it can make you have massive anxiety the next day though

>>726787883
are you 17 or something lol

>>726787534

Make sure you look good whenever you got out and make it seem natural, like you want to go to a movie/play/concert/event/party but not alone, then just ask her to go with you, or PLAN a date and ask a girl if she wants to hang, or start with group dates. Most of them will probably say no but some might bite an you just work off of that.

>>726767209

Read meditations by marcus aurelius

>>726787917
get some other friends, find a club then go out with them, what i'm trying to say is it is easier talking to and approaching chicks when you have an entourage

I know I'm in a toxic relationship but I have extreme anxiety. Even knowing that I can get another woman I don't want to lose the one I have. But she is kind of a malicious bitch. Halp.

>>726788492
lol nice rec

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>>726788001
Anytime Anon.

>>726788381
nope 21, would just like a gf that's about it. i have a job and my own place and a nice car so idk what else i need

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>>726773431
Underrated post

>>726788511
stop acting like a bitch and ditch her, youre like a fucked up housewife who stays with an abusive husband. But let me guess you already know the right thing to do to make yourself happy but somehow avoid it for some type of attention of sorts and gonna justify why you SHOULDNT leave.

I have a girl that really liked me and well I liked her too. but the fact that my ex is way hotter then her made me feel like my ex would make fun of me and say how I "down graded" idk what to do. like she gave me the attention I wanted and she was there for me when college was getting hard. but idk what to do. like I feel I can do better then her too.

>>726788511
You should just tell her your done man. Do it now before she takes the kids in the divorce or bites your dick off. You are more important to yourself then to just let her be a bitch like that. Remember any man who chooses safety over freedom gets neither.

>>726788258
well you know, I'm fairly certain that you refer to my height when you say "genetics". I was made fun of being tall as a kid, really took it to heart for whatever reason. I was made fun because of my straight A's. I was literally made fun of my entire life for things that I now come to realise are good things. hard to get over all that when it's so deeply rooted into your head...

gf is on anti depressants that kill her sex drive, basically I can get bjs sometimes but very rarely and we haven't had sex yet. shes a virgin still so that plays into her weirdness or lack of interest

my problem/question is, if its something like antidepressants that is causing it, what solutions are there? switching to a different kind? she says she tried others but that the specific stuff she is taking was decided by her doctor as the best fit

over time Ive started to have a real problem with handling all this pent up sexual energy, but I don't want to leave her as she is a great girl all around besides the sexual dysfunction.

advice? ive considered just fucking around with other girls on the side until we can figure it out, but honestly i'd rather fuck the shit out of my gf than some random girls

>>726788747
how much hotter we talkin here? don't settle for the first woman who treats you half decent. If anything just try to stay good friends and look for a more attractive girl who also cares, it's not that uncommon when there's 3.7+ billion females.

>>726788390
How do you make the approach tho?
>>726788509
An entourage approaching chicks seems weirder.

>>726788747
Drop them both and find a hotter girl. Or just tell your ex how great your new girlfriend is in bed. The jealousy will tear her apart

>>726788709
how do you expect to get a girlfriend and make her happy when you cant even make yourself happy? Let me guess youre gonna depend on her for happiness and to fix you up and change your life. How about you help yourself first before you bring anyone else into your "sociopathic major depressive" life you big fuckin baby. Just because because you have a car and a job doesnt youve grown up

>>726789024
Ginkgo Biloba might help with sex drive, also ashwaganda root.

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I met this girl who I really wanna bang. But she's insufferable. One of those "lol xD holds up spork" type of girls. Thinks she's unique and clever. I can't take it. I just wanna fuck her.

I've gone swimming with her, her body is 11/10. (Consider Alexis Ren). What do?

Pic related.

>>726789231
we just ordered some natural tinctures with those ingredients and others. hoping it makes a noticeable effect

one of them is labeled something like "female sexual dysfunction therapy" or some shit lol

>>726789110
nooo noo like you and the guys are hanging out having a beer, you see a chick from the other side of the bar, make eye contact, look away, look again and make more eye contact, take a swig of the liquid confidence walk away from the group and approach the girl 1 on 1 and spit some pimp game. lololol not all you guys walk up to one chick

>>726789006
at least you recognized it, realize it was just fucking 8th grade or whatever and get over it man. You hit the fucking lottery and some people will hate that you did.

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>>726766179
kill yourself

/thread

>>726789501
is 6'4 really that big of a deal? I mean, I'd hate to be short but it still doesn't seem like that big of a deal to me. do girls really fall for that that much ?

>>726789346
Drop her, pay a hooker. Win win

>>726789379
Make sure you get reputable stuff, stuff from wal mart or other chain stores isn't always quality or even what it's advertised supplements aren't regulated by the FDA.

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>>726788747
>caring what your ex thinks
as somebody who was obsessed with their ex, triggered.

also there's a chance that your ex will feel bad because she will either consider herself on par with your new gf in the dating market, or possibly even below her. but idk, female psychology is weird.

in any case if you legitimately like the girl then go for it.

>>726789346
good, recognizing a chick who is 2 fucking dimensional makes it tons more easy to talk to her, if you are stud and have confidence you can fuck her. And it is even better, some guys dont recognize some bitches are so fucking annoying so girls like these have been treated and fucked with tender and care, you can be diffrent and treat her kinda like shit and fuck her like you hate her, pull her hair with both hands, spit on her face, call her a dirty bitch, fuck her like you hate her is the way girls like getting fucked and i bet she has never had that happen to her.

>>726789207
i don't know? not sure how relationship shit works i get bored easily. but good advice thank you

i m 23 years old, just graduated my university. no jop, no skill and have gf. we re together abouty 5 years and she s cancer. i love her dont know what to do. everyday i sit at home. she s far away from me. thats it. i feel bad

>>726789659
yeah going through reputable herbal stores and such. thanks for the tips though, ill grab some of it alone

Security officer within a police department at a university.
I have one coworker in particular who is just fucking retarded.
>SO was in the room when another SO COLLAPSED into diabetic shock and he just up and left him there and started locking up his buildings because he didn't know he had to call someone.
>Hits a parked car from another department, lied about it, and our department is now being sued for damages (which means raises and hiring new SOs will be put on hold).
>Told one of the student workers that he's more important than her because he has a degree and she doesn't.
>Told a dispatcher that he shouldn't have to listen to our supervisor because he doesn't have a degree.
>Told the Sergeant on duty that he wanted to fight me because I told him to shut the fuck up about whining that other people don't do work, and we ended up both getting sent home for it.
>multiple other stories

The only reason I'm still here is because the benefits are great. Otherwise myself and the only other SO who actually works would've quit months ago when they refused to fire this fucktard.

>>726789789
Have confidence, am not a stud. If I was a stud, I'd have ore options. I'm here, 22 years old trying to wheel a teenager who's a ditz.

As much as I'd love to do all those things, you're not exactly telling me how to get there. Lmao. Honestly, her mentality alone makes me want to use her face as a toilet and stomach as a punching bag.

>>726789617
what girls really fall for in the end is confidence and personality and pimpness, looks is a way into introducing all those aspects and plus they compliment those aspects perfectly, looks can only get you so far but you have a quicker transition from her digging your looks to you being able to spit game

I've hated my job for a while and recently got promoted and it's more bullshit with double the pay. Have to work at a new location and get used to new people and their idiosyncrasies and their bullshit. I'm just fucking tired between that and my personal life.

>>726769471
How are blowjobs for you?

guys i need help. How can you stop being super lazy? I belong to le intelligent but lazy type of people and it's killing me. Im too lazy to study, to working out, to get a gf and even to get out of my house. I know i just need to do little to nothing to be a better person in general but i just cant...
please help a /b/ro out

>>726790189
idk what to tell you man, I sort of was the same way and I just become self aware of it and fixed the problem by forcing myself to do productive things. I did at least something productive each day and it just became a positive slippery slope of productiveness

>>726790189
idk man, i'm the same, it's near impossible for me to study. maybe visit a psych. this shit has got to be a pathology, it's not normal. I would have been an engineer if it wasn't for this shit. would probably be able to play guitar too.

>>726790060
lolol alright lets take it back to square one then, teenagers love college guys, especially the bitches who think they are above dating guys at their school so thats a plus , you have confidence, thats another plus, but if you trying for the short term fuck, maybe twice then you gotta be good looking

>>726790189
>>726790432
>>726790446
basically what these guys said, if you are the type that is motivated by short term goals then pick short term type goals that lead to a long term goal

In a relationship for 2 and a half years (first gf) and girl seems like she's starting to think it's going to last forever or a very long time. Im not sure if it will last that long but I'm also not sure if it's going to end soon. But the fact that this is the only relationship I've been in does raise my curiosity and wants to explore relationships with other women but not to the point of breaking up with current girl, but I feel that at some point down the line my curiosities and wants will raise to the level of wanting to leave her even if everythings good

>>726790189
Could be medical, you ever been tested for diabetes?

Id really like to loose 40 pounds. I enjoy working out but I guess just like eating more. Any suggestions to cure the hunger pangs?

>>726766179
Can't stay hard with a condom on, tips?

>>726790857
You can't give her back any of her time you waste.

>>726791138
What do you mean?

>>726791055
Try spermicide? Out a supository in her then go unprotected.

>>726790060
Just take her out then when things wind down go in for the kiss.

>>726790857
Same situation here, but our relationship is just of 4 months and she already says that she love me and she wanna stay with me forever...
Don't know how to do with her

>>726791323
I don't think she's into me.

This is a good thread.

I'm a 20yo virgin and I want to finally start living my life properly. Been trying to boost my confidence lately, getting to the point where I'm actually thinking about going out on a Friday/Saturday night which is a new level for me.

It's not about sex per se, it's just that I don't socialise with people at all. And that if I had sex with someone, I could think that there's at least one person in the world who finds me good enough to be intimate with me.

>>726791475
> I'm actually thinking about going out on a Friday/Saturday night

Alone or with friends?

>>726791389
It sucks because I do love her too and enjoy our relationship, but I'm also open to the possibility of ending things at some point to pursue other people and meet new people, when? Who knows? Could turn in a couple months could be a couple years

>>726769967
Get that bitch a muzzle

>>726791254
You're having these feelings and you're not being honest with her. You could meet someone great then cheat on her and cause her even more pain. You're just playing it safe but you're potentially wasting her time.

hey guys. so i was a heavy user of mdma until last week and im feeling terrible. I have no friends because i work so hard and im an introverted guy so its hard for me to meet people. i just need a friend to tell me itll be okay and give me a little courage. thanks guys

>>726769219
Tell her you wont live in the friend zone

>>726791551

Alone. I have basically one friend here, but I wouldn't want to go with her to a bar/club for some reason, it seems weird to me.

I actually went to the cinema yesterday evening. Was too tired to go to a bar even though I kinda wanted.

>>726791684
So should I tell her how I feel and see what happens?

>>726791460
Worst she could do is deny you. More is lost in hesitation.

>>726787083
Great advice

>>726791685
ive started doing a ton of cocaine the past few weeks and i feel as though that isnt helping but im just so alone and sad

>>726791568
I know what you mean, I love mine too but if tomorrow we would break up I wouldn't depress myself while she would cry for a week at least and I don't wanna know her like that. Also met new girls at a pub a couple of days ago and found a cutie one who kept playing with my bracelet while looking at me all time and she also started to drink beer from my bottle and not from my friends...
I don't want to trait my gf but I'm mind fucked actually...

>>726791685
please guys somthing, anything

My girl went to school the other day and she didnt have a ride not even money for a bus... I asked how she got to school and she tells me"dont worry about it"wtf

How should I kill myself? What do you think is best method?

>>726791959
dont, nothing is worth that. if you dont have anyone, you have me.

>>726791938
that is suspicious as fuck and she should tell you? she's your gf and should be open with you. fucking fight her

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>yfw no problems

>>726791911
You are important Anon. You dont need drugs to feel loved. Go to the store and talk to an employee. I bet you will meet a cool dude sooner or later. Exchange games tags. Go drink. Go bowling. Just do it will help. Its gonna be OK bro but only if you make it so.

>>726790857
don't worry she'll probably break it off before you do. I was in a similar situation and after 4 years she broke it off for another guy, dated him for 2 years, and then broke than one off to fuck random guys.

>>726791791
That's up to you. How strong are these feelings? You may also not like what you find out there. My point was she probably thinks things are great but you're doubtful and the longer time goes on with her being oblivious and you end up dumping her the worse she'll feel and you can't give her back that time.

>>726791992
Don't want you. Want to of f myself. Just want to know best way how

>>726792163
thank you, friend

there problems

>>726766179
In love with my best friend. Have no problems getting laid, but she isn't interested and she's the only one that's interesting to me

>>726792338
them advice

>>726772689
i had the same problem. i had to learn to give up control and to accept myself doing nothing.
maybe you are under some sort of pressure to get hard.
my gf told me it's ok if i don't get hard at all, because she also likes to play with my unerected dick.
maybe you focus too much on fucking her. let it come naturally, don't "do" anything.
some might call this "tantra", for me it's just accepting how i go. if i don't boner, i don't boner, it's ok. stop having any goals when you are with her.
i hope you get my points. the main point is: you don't need to get hard. just explore her/your whole body, don't focus on your genitals only.

>>726792251
Not really strong, and it's not so much feelings as it's more of a more optimistic mindset. Like while I can kinda see things turning out to last a long time I could also see them not lasting so long and coming to an end. But also in the middle of all that we are in a healthy relationship and she seems to think more narrow minded and towards "this is going to go on forever"

>>726792445
And if you don't feel the same then maybe she's not the one and you might be keeping her from finding someone more compatible. Ultimately you know what's best for you though.

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>>726766179
Just got on /b/ to get some advice so kool here we go.
>be me tonight
>I am in a hotel room with step-mother.
>Currently 2 a.m. and am having having trouble falling asleep
>ran out of my sleeping meds prematurely due to me abusing the entire prescription in one night lol(temazepam, I get a refill monday ^-^)
>Didn't really matter tho because I prefer to use marijuana as a sleep aid rather than addictive benzos EVERY NIGHT. (and yes I've tried other sleeping medication like ambien and melotonin, weed gives me best results.)
>Luckily for me, I found a joint roach in my backpack but thats it. I did not find anything to smoke out of or a lighter.
>My step-mom doesn't know I smoke and I don't intend on sharing that information.

How can I smoke this shit w/out being caught?

>>726793292
go out for a "smoke" and a coffee, in front of the hotel, smoke it, come back. you'll probably smell but whatever.

I puke when nervous. Also I copied the text from another thread I posted this. Kinda risky
>Circa sophomore year highschool
>I was the leader of one of my tech clubs so I stayed late at school all the time
>This one sleezy girl was always all over me any day I stayed late
>Ive always been an anxious reck so having grill come after me for once made me feel better
>Started feeling a bit alpha, one day I take her behind this wall in the Commons if my school
>This is where chads and stacys go to neck
>Fuckyeahfinally.mmc
>I get back there and she puts her arms around the back of my neck
>She looks up to me, I move in for it
>Then it hits me
>Openthefloodgates.Mp3
>I shove her off, goes flying into werid bench wall thing
>Run away to bathroom, vomit dripping and spaghetti dripping all over the place
>Clean up and never talk to her again.

>>726766179
>>>/adv/

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>>726793736
hi Stan

>>726793866
This is literally how it is. It's fucking horrible

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Where do you go to find chicks who are into fat guys with an autistic sense of humor?

>>726793709
How would I smoke it tho? I aint got nuffin

>>726768909
spidergag

>>726769959
Make resume better

>>726794023
Go in the lobby ask the guy at the desk if you can borrow his lighter

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HOW DO I FUCK WHITNEY?! D:

I'm kinda sorta addicted to drugs. Not textbook addicted because I can have days without drugs and I feel fine, but I just really really like being high, and I've been high more than not (besides sleeping) like the entire past two weeks. Not even any drug in particular I just love to feel not sober. I'm worried it will turn into full blown addiction where I do anything I can to avoid being sober. I'm probs fine tho lol lemme pop another addy.

>>726794023
>>726794114
he needs a way to actually smoke it though

can you put it in a cigarette with the filter ripped off? sorry I've never been much of a stoner and haven't smoked weed since I almost ended up in the psych ward because of it.

>>726794425
Punch a small home in an empty soda can. Like shotgunning a beer. Makeshift pipe.

>>726790432
>>726790446
>>726790649
thanks guys
>>726790910
nope

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>>726766179
This will be a long one to explain everything

>Get in a new class
>Meet new people
>Meet this girl
>She is really really strange like really fucking strange but funny
>Talk sometimes with her
>She always watched me doing stupid shit and thinks that i'm really funny
>I'm not i just do random shit and have my autistic spurts
>Time passes
>Always talking a bit here and there
>Casually sitting in lesson until teacher says there is a major announcement
>Suddenly that girl stands up
>Says that she is in depression since 2 years and has bulimia and even cuts her sometimes
>Says that she started to get in a therapy since some time
>wtf.jpg
>She was always happy and had always a good mood
>Instantly message her after class that i'm here for her and that she can talk to me
>Time passes
>Decide to message her because i was bored
>Play with her some stupid question game
>How do you rate me and shit like that
>Say things like that i find her hot and very funny (what she is)
>Start to text her more frequently and talk with her more in class
>Randomly in class she turns to me and says to the girl that sits next to me that she won't take me
>Time passes
>Suddenly she just randomly messages me and says that she really likes me.
>Says that i'm her best male friend (We stated to talk often like 1-2 months ago wtf?)
>Says that i'm really funny and shit.
>A-a-anon do you want to hang out with me on saturday?
>Agree and tell her that she is the one that i like the most from the girls that i know (That is actually true)
>B-but what about stacey?
>Lie to her and say that i hate stacey and that she is the only one that i really like in class.
>She is excited to see me
>Fast forward to "date"
>Sitting in park and eating ice cream and talking for like 5 hours straight
>Says that she had really fun with me and that it only felt like 1 hour.
>Invites me to her best friends party
>And says that i come to her next time (City)
>Time passes again

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>>726794994
>She sometimes ignores me
>And sometimes she says that i behave and look really really cute
>Sometimes she is normal
>SomethingIsWrong.jpg
>And she recently started to post depressive shit
>After 3 day i decided to message her and ask her if everything is okay and if she needs something
>"Everything is fine Anon i don't need anythign but thanks for asking if you need something you can always ask me too."
>Feel that there is something wrong and ask her what she is doing
>N-n-nothing Anon i just swipe my tears away and will probaly cry myself in sleep
>okay
>Ask her if she remembers what she told me
>"Anon everyone can draw pictures, you just need some practice and blabla in your heart"
>She is a really talented artist
>Prepared a drawing for cases like this, it is a drawing about a special moment that happend on our "date"
>Give her the picture and she is really happy and says that i'm so cute
>Says that she is so fucking glad she met me and that i become very important to her and that i'm really her best male friend
>Hey you are important to me too and you are the person that rememberd me that drawing is so much fun
>Thank you without you i would never find back to drawing
>I actually said that
>Puts the picture as her profile pic.
>And no signs of depressive shit anymore
>Party will be next weekend

Don't know what to do.
Ask her if she wants a relationship?
I really started to like her and i feel like that i can work around her depression phases.
And i can handle them feels.
I know some of you Anons already told me to not do things with depressed people but i do think that she is mostly in control of herself

>>726772689
I'm 45, pay attention.
u have anxiety and fear that u are not able to please her/u aren't giving her what she wants.

now realize women have the same fears. none of them feel capable of living up to porn star capabilities.
focus on pleasing yourself, being selfish in bed, taking you want, pushing her limits without breaking her right away. and then give her compliments and appreciation when you're satisfied.

I can't emphasize this next part enough, talk to them and tell them what to do. EVEN IF YOU MAKE SHIT UP. she's holding your cock, tell her to squeeze tighter. tell her yo hold her titties up so she can see them better. whatever, it doesn't fucking matter. women are clueless and telling them what to do makes them feel like they're doing good.

don't be afraid to act. fake it til u make it.

I have got rid of dozens of women and literally every one of them has come back snooping around from time to time. because the way you make them feel about themself is more important than their orgasm.

trust me, your hard on is secondary, it is a consequence of power and control over bitches, not the cause of it. bank on it

>brit living in UK
>get thai girlfriend who has been here for 5 years already
>things are great for over a year
>her family suffers house fire back home and loses basically everything
>she goes home for 3 months to be with them and help them rebuild
>told me yesterday she has done a lot of thinking and she wants to stay in thailand
>even if she comes back to finish her visa, she will still probably go back to live in thailand
>we're most likely finished
>don't know what to do

>>726795216
Is she worth changing your life? Would you move to Thailand for her? I hear the foods good over there.

>>726794994
>>726795011
man, that's so cute, personally I would definitely try to advance to something more with her. I've been with a depressed chick before and it was hard and didn't end well. but if I had a girl like that being interested in me I'd definitely try, even though I'd risk myself getting hurt. but I'm kind of an idiot so whatever you feel anon.

>>726795651
I don't know if she is really interrested in me as a boyfriend.

>>726791685
Dude, mdma abuse is a fucking fiend. Just remember though, it's all in your head. You're gonna feel like shit for a while, because your serotonin levels are depleted. It's all chemical. Eat right, exercise, stay busy, and slowly your brain will fix itself. You'll be okay anon.