ITT All posts ending in 0 are absolute truths, if you roll dubs,

>>726736732
im actually rich

>>726736793
Unlucky anon

Reddit is a great website

I will lose my virginity within the coming years.

>>726737037
Good luck on becoming a wizard

i want to be a slave

>>726736909
Paradox

Alright, how about THIS!

This sentence is a lie.

>>726737149
Dont ruin the fun pal

niggers

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>>726736732
This is not a snapping turtle.

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>>726736732
Since my post ends in zero, my jpg is now the new official meme of 4chan.

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>>726736732

>>726736732
you should all call this number; (702) 272 4218

>>726736732
It's poop time

Traps are gay

Sabrina loves me

>>726736732
I'm gonna get drunk as fuck tonight

>>726736732
I will be unhappy forever.

atheists are smarter than theists

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>>726736732
i once ate out a girls ass while she was passed out drunk.

say hello to my quads.

OP is a nice guy and his mother has never had sex with multiple negros at the same time

Muslims must die.

This post is a lie

>>726737790
MAKES ME THINK...

my dog gave me aids

my stumpy cock never fails to please a woman because it's girth what matters

hitler is still alive and works at 7/11 with osama

Cut your dick off to get 10% off on free sheckels stolen from the goyim

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cats love the taste of human cum

>>726737791
Hey.

Dont do that.

we're all niggers

>>726736732
OP is a faggot

Traps are gay

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>>726737790

>>726736732
Tupac is alive. I am Tupac.

Snape Kills Dumbledore

Women are superior to men

Shit there are no fucking truths in this thread.

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>>726736732
nobody actually brushes their teeth, they just say they do

>>726738240
Wut..

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>>726738240

I'm gay

>>726738240

I brush my teeth

>>726738240
the same is true of ass wiping
it is a myth

>>726738204
Then who was phone?

>>726736732
I'll actually get around to doing whats important.

it's not the Nutshack

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>>726738209
Nigger

>>726738322
ahH SHIT

>>726738344
Ooh bad luck

>>726738322
wew

>>726736732
niggers are people

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>>726738344
You lazy motherfucker !!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!#

Kanye west 2020

stalin did nothing wrong

>>726736732
I was a racing driver in my previous life

god is real

>>726738300
Is this true or false?

women are a myth

>>726738481

He should of let hitler take over Russia. Life would be so much better if the nazis won

I don't want to kill myself.

>>726738593
Yes

>>726738638
hitler had the right idea

>>726736732
I'm a girl

>>726738616

Nope. We do exist

Muslims don't deserve rights

OP is not a gay

Fuck my gf tmrw

>>726738699
Reported

>>726738688
I'm a boy??

>>726738688

Fuck off manfag. This is a woman only thread.

>>726736732
Islam willbe removed from earth before 10 years

Im not a cool guy

niggers are people
oreglano

>>726736732
Im gay

>>726738785
Oh shit what am I? Is his how Tumblr started?

>>726738799
shit 11 years then

spooks are human

>>726738844
Wtf!?!!

>>726738844

:(

>>726738834
I'm an attack helicopter

I am Hitler

>>726738910
Sieg Heil!

>>726738799
9 years

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>>726738910
Seig Heil!!

flying spaghetti monster

>>726738910
well shit nigger gas the kikes, I am actually Hitler

>>726738910
Pleased to make your acquaintance. I've always looked up to you.

Bitches aint shit but hoes n tricks

>>726738799
8 years come on DEUS fucking VULT

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>>726738900

Fucking hell. This needs to be done:

Islam will take over the world

>>726738799
7 years

>>726739078
Good lad

>>726739110
ahahah 7 magic number no islam anymore in 2025

>>726739110
absolut truth, Islam will go away in 7 years
and I, Hitler, will help

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This is a true statement

niggers aren't even human. literally.

I am a virgin

>>726739180
Another truth!

>>726736732
>All niggers are a detriment to society
>Only a Sith deals in absolutes
>Germany will rise again as a totalitarian dictatorship and exterminate the filthy refugees.
>Never again will a liberal democrat win the presidential election.
>Genocide is always justified.

>>726739220
Lol

god is real

>>726739180

Confirmed. They wont be gone before 10 years but the will be gone before.. 7 years. Wat?

OP fucks goats on weekends

It's poop tiem

>>726736732
Every god ever created was done so for the purpose of wielding control over you and separating you from your cash.

>>726736732
I don't think you dumbasses actually understand what an absolute truth is.

An absolute truth is something like
"Lying is always wrong"
"Murder is never justified"
"OP is always a cock-sucking faggot".

>>726736732
niggers are human beings

>>726738900
>>726738844
>>726738799
Islam is sticking around for a while I guess.

>>726739318
the whole human kind should vote "shall we remove islam ?"

>>726738351
THIS IS THE NUT SHACK

>>726739456

Except for one.

>>726736732
maybe my life isn't fucked after all

we'll stay together

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Traps are not gay.

my wife is not fucking my mate at the moment

hitler was a shitty dictator who couldnt even kill off a people

trump is secretly a faggot/pedo

>>726739856
Yes, she does

Im not jerking off to anime, I promise

>>726739903

Literally everyone else had been attending to for thousands of years. Hitler killed more than half in about 10 years.

>>726740136
you're right

Dingen enzo

I killed a guy last week. Still in my garden.

Bananas are apples

>>726740350
...

Im a underage girl

Islam is a religion of peace

>>726740576
Reported

Black lives matter

>>726740350
oh boy

9gag is a decent website for daily lols

i suck dick

>>726740680
k

>>726740178
he still failed and is therefore shit

im secretly a 30+ year old virgin

Russia will start world war 3 in 2019

>>726736732
I eat babies.

>>726736732
There is a god that love and care about us.

>>726736732
Titanic did 9/11

silva is gonna make me fail my PhD

I still love her

>>726741844
You eat the elderly?

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>>726737511
>the opposite

Because dubs.

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Caitlyn Jenner is a brave and beautiful woman

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Hitler Did Nothing Wrong

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I AM YOUR GOD.

BOW BEFORE MY SPLENDOR.

>>726743100
You are a dickless devil?

/b/ will go back to its glory days

fist my ass daddy

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>>726743174
Yes.

milhouse is a meme

milhouse isn't a meme

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OP is fag.

>>726743560
gottem

>>726737560
>>726737790
>>726738240
>>726738300
>>726738380
>>726738460
>>726738900
>>726738910
>>726739010
>>726739110
>>726739180
>>726739220
>>726739640
>>726740350
>>726740680
>>726743100
Truth collection

Gays deserve rights

9/11 was an accident

I have a micro cock

Absolutely nothing in this thread is true.

>>726744560
Ha

>>726744560
Haha!

Nigger lives matter

>>726744560
And this is absolutely false.

>>726744777
Idk what this means

>>726744560

One of the least funny things ever

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>>726744777
Hahahahahahahahahaha

Checked that shit