Story time I found this pretty funny when it happened so I thought

Okay

>>726735295
Well lets hear it

please elaborate my man

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The screenshots are pretty self explanatory,

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>>726735824

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>>726735852

>>726735888
so anyway
>fuck that didn't work
>actually have a lush box
>Its filled with packing peanuts
>come up with a plan,
>consult my friend who is also friends with the store owner
>We can put anything in the world in this box an this kid is going to open it, stick is hand in and grab it
>start to think of ideas,

this is getting interesting

>>726736128
>Friend suggests a pig heart, (can buy them from a store where I like)
>decide that would probably be too far,
>suggested used heroin needles
>nah too far..
>Just as im sat thinking with my friend I go over to my window
>see my pet dog taking a steaming wet shit in my garden
>bingo

>>726736378
>Go outside
>put glove on and try and inconspicuously pick dog shit up and place inside a box without any of my neighbours seeing
>feels gross, feels like slightly hard play-dough
>put packing peanuts on top, tape the box up and place a fake address on the box
>me and my friend are hyped, this kids going to get fresh dog shit all over his hand

>>726736742
Continue?

>>726736890
Dur

>>726736742
I'm listening

>>726736742
Go on with it m8

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>>726736890
>drive to location
>early as fuck, he said 9
>look at time it's 6:00
>fuck it
>kinda in a bad area,
>same gang sign sprayed on litter bin but out the way of the public
>me and my friend place the box down
>go back to car which is parked close, we wanna see this.
>after messaging him we see him with a girl, walking towards the area, shit, this is going to work.
>He heads down to the area, we can't really see because the area is below ground level
>wait 20 mins, he's has not come out he must have left from the other path into the area
>get out of car and head down
>Jesus Christ
>mushed up shit everywhere
>shit finger prints wiped on walls, floor, bin, bench
>packing peanuts used to wipe off majority of the shit
>Oh shit what have we done...
>go back to car and wait for the messages, this should be good

>>726736742
>later that afternoon my friend and i were still laughing about the warm poop in the box
>he jokes about girls taking a shit on your chest
>i laughed about it too but i noticed something
>gotthechubberoni.jpg
>that shit sounded so hot
>something about how warm the poop felt
>i joked back at my friend how much more funny if we made a tape of someone getting shit on their chest and also put in box
>he laughed at it too and but i joticed he got hard
>some how it lead to us to fucking and in between he shit on my chest
>cummed diamonds
>ended up video taping that witgout our faces shown and put it in the box

continue?

>>726737833
Fuck off anon this is my tale not yours.

>>726737763
Woops this is part 2

yes please, this is too good

well this was a late night delight

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>>726737983
>decide to play it off cool
>since he was walking around my town with shitty hands wanted to play it off like I had no idea what was in the box.
>Trying my hardest to not piss myself laughing as I wait for replies

>>726737763
>we noticed he dropped the scat DVD
>before he messaged us we sent him the video from three different numbers
>then genius plan.
>what if we spam his number with gifs of the scat tape.
>started planning
>gifs processing all night
>we made over 30 gifs
>download fake phone number apps
>and start spamming him.


The next part is hilarious , his text messages. Continue ?

Anyone want a scat gif?

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>>726738350
u dead op for real this a hard pussyfag

>>726738350
dude just drop them

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>>726738350
>This kid is the leader of this "gang"
>thinks he's some mob boss or some shit
>he's small white and a goth fag
>My fake account has some 30 yo built black guy as the profile photo
>this kid doesn't want to throw threats at me, >see him at a local pub as i'm driving away
>he's wiping his hand on the wall while the girl is stood just watching..

>>726738521
gtfo
>>726738350
Carry on good sir

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>>726738578
>This kid knows he doesn't stand a chance against this 30 yo black guy in the profile photo
>he gets an idea and pretends to be a police officer to try and scare us,

>>726739018
Think the worst part is he assumed the steaming pile of play-dough shit was human

Where abouts in Scotland you from OP?

bro this is so good keep us updated

> literally a shitpost
I love it pls continue

>>726739288
kek

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>>726739018
>he asks who's PC Steve
>I tell him that's me and I'm actually a police officer
>he threatens me
>since I knew where he was I told him I'll show him who I am
>I call the police and let them know about a public disturbance
>man yelling at woman.sjw
>the police came rolling in so quick he actually started running


Lol continue?

>>726739018
Honestly if you wanted to find his address you should have put a tracker in the box. But oh well this is funny. Did you tell the shop owner?

>>726739423
>dat thumbnail
bruh
bruh
bruh
I question the credibility of this thread

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>>726739423

>>726739423
nice thumbnail

needs bigger pic op

>>726739476
>I question the credibility of this thread
You're not saying OP is a .....*GASP*..... damn dirty liar are you?

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>>726739018
>This kid is dumb as fuck
>Did I just cover this possible down syndromes hand is dog shit?
>I know he is still in my town just walking around because we see him a few more times, trying to find somewhere to clean his hand I guess
>tell the shop owner where he is
>shop owner comes with 4 friends
>beat the shit (no pun intended) out of him
>block and delete account in case police get involved

I can still remember the shit slaughtered area in detail, I just wish I could have taken photos.

>>726739423
2/10, this is a thumbnail of a screenshot already posted by op. Gtfo

>>726739423
this is not op, im op this is that freak posting scat stuff

>>726739423
LIES

>>726739616
Why didn't he just go home and clean it off there

>>726739600
why would someone lie on /b/

>>726739691
I kinda like where he's going with it

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>>726739616
>30 yo black guy in the profile photo
BBBBBBBBBUSTED!

>>726739846
no thats ben

>>726739616
waiting for the sex scene with shop owner

>>726739846
That would be the pic of the pussy fag, dumbass.

>>726739846
did you ever used facebook before ?

>>726739758
I guessed he lived with his parents and didn't want to walk in covered in shit. I kinda wished he handed it to his girlfriend, or dropped the contents in the bath expecting a lush bath bomb

>>726739846
Now we dox op for being a fag. From what I can tell he's from the UK and looks like a fag

>>726739846
How retarded are you

>>726739909
>>726739932
>>726739938
samefag

>>726739977
That's ben you down syndrome

>>726740057
Ben's pic would be on the left side.
>just admit you're busted and move on faggot

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>>726740031

>>726740198
Newfags first troll

>>726739018
"deep undercover"

Tells a stranger straight off.

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>>726740198
Thats to signal if someone has read the message or not

middle england boys, white kid getting cucked by a 40 year old turk

this is why scotland wants a divorce you worthless fops

8/10 OP. I don't care even if it is made up, appreciate the effort to entertain us either way. It was a decent story, and good effort with the screen caps, fun alternative to greentext once in a while.

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>>726740198
Looks like social media is not your friend anon

>>726735295
Looks like the senate dun goofed all of us in the US http://www.ipanon.com

>>726740971
+1