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This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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This is Teddy. Teddy is dead. Teddy is hiding somewhere in your home. At exactly 3:37 AM, Teddy will remove your eyes with a broken ice pick, unless you post in this thread.
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>>726728500
Hello Teddy
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Bitch
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Hi Teddy
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k
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K
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Hello
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k
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Lel Teddy
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Alright, Teddy, chill out man
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Ok
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>>726728500
These threads are cancer
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Why is the ice pick broken? What happened to it? I'm so confused.
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>>726728500
lol k
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>>726728500
Hi Teddy.
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bonjour
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>>7267285

lel
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>>726728500
if you dont reply to this post your mom will get pregnant with a horse
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>>726728500
Nice dubs
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If teddy is dead how exactly is he gonna kill me?
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XD
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I will fuck that skinny white boy up.
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Nice teeth, Teddy.
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>>726728500
hi
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>>726728500
dont reply to this or your mother will die in her sleep
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A$$
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Your eyes must be dry, Teddy.
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>>726728500
>Teddy is dead.
>Teddy will remove your eyes with a broken ice pick

Well, which is it?
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AAAAAAAAAAAAH HES GON GET ME P[LZ HELP AH
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>>726728500
in this thread
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>>726728500
no
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>>726728500
ah
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>>726728500
tfw this thread has been reposted several times
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I live in Florida, it's hot af here how is he gonna hurt me with his gay little ice pick
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>>726728500
henlo teddy
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>>726728500
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how can he when i have my protection doggo?
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fuck
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>>726728500
Fuck you Teddy
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>>726729327
no its oc

just oc
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>>726728500
Teddy is high in potassium
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>>726728500
hitlerdidnothinwrong
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>>726729329
ull be slepin soooo u wnt no wn hes gna cum an kiil u maan lol ^.^
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>>726728500
No tedz
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>>726728500
Teddy will be penetrated by my cock pretty badly at 3:37, bitch will bleed ass all over my place I`m ready for you Jared Leto.
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>>726728500
Shiiiiiet
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HA JOKESON YOU IM HOMELSS!
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K
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>>726728500
Sleep well Todder.
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>>726728500
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better safe than sorry
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Do it faggot
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>>726728500
Fuck.
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k
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sure
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i fap to hentai
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>>726728500
Shheeiittt
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Kys
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>>726728500
Why does Teddy like eyes? He seems to have a good pair of his own..
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>>726728500
niggerklol
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>>726730298
theyre pretty nice eyes

pretty sexy if you ask me...

I'd fuck those eyes if you know what I mean.
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Teddy chill
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>>726728500
Okay
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Teddy a straight g ass nigga my man. Sheeeeeit.
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>>726730298
Did you just presume xir gender, shitlord? OP never used male pronouns.
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>>726728500
teddy's a fuckin nigger then.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rTAYYJdaaY
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not cool ted
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>When your so lonely you wouldn't mind teddy's presence
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no risks tonight
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teddy wer is bear
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fak u :DDDD
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XD
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Jokes on you, I won't be at home...
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>>726728500
hi teddy
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Meh what's a post
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Fuck u
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>>726728500
ugh
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>>726728500
dd
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how did the ice pick get broken?
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>>726728500
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>>726728500
These things never work, especially ones concerning mothers.
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Sike, my mom is already dead.
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wus good
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Hell yeah
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why
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>>726728500
Be nice dude
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Teddt seems chill
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>>726728500
Is teddy trotsky?
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>>726730298
lewd
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F u
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>>726728500
you suck my dick and eat out my ass
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>>726728500
if is teddy dead, how can teddy kill me?
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>>726728500
k nibba
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HOW DID THE ICE PICK BREAK ANSWER ME

I SHOWED U MY DICK ANSWER ME
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>not gonna risk it
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Fuck off you cancerous cuck.
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YO!
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fuckin muslims
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Posting
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hello
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>>726730795
Great question
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Why the fuck did I read this
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>>726728500
How about no?
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whatever
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2008
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Hey Teddy.
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teddy no
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>>726728500
kek
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No thanks
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Hey teddy
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>>726728500
fag
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>>726728500
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>>726728500
Hi Teddy
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>>726728500
OP pls
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good night teddy
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>>726728500
fgt
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Op is g a y imo
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>>726728500
Muta fuka!
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>>726728500
Wassup daddi
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>>726728500
asddsadas hi
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hi teddy
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no u
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safe teddy watagwan
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count to 10
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>>726728500
no
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STOP
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>>726728500
I'd like to see Teddy try that shit. I got a can of Crisco and a double headed dragon dildo waiting for his ass.
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>>726728500
pls no mama :-(
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Git gut boi
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nibba
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Ted is dead baby, ted is dead....
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>>726728500
My nigga teddy.
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Teddy pls
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Please kill me teddy
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>>726728500
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I swear to god, this is the same guy who posted the whole Freaky Fred posts yesterday kek
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>>726728500
d
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pls no
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smoke dick
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Pls no
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>>726728500
his name is teddy
his eyes big guess what he's deaddy.
but it doesnt stop him, from muching on his favorite dish,
spaghetti.
but you seen his face,
something that you should regretty,
guess what?
hes in your house already,
now teddy's in the crib,
munching on his sketties
waiting for 3:37,
boi i hope you're ready.
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hope i get dubs
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>>726728500
Teddy can suck my dick, and so can you OP
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Hi Ted.
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>>726728500
fuck off
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plz do not remov eye tidd
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>>726728500
But. I`m Teddy.
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>>726728500
K
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no pls no
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michael
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nop
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stick a tire iron up your urethra
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>>726728500
k
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Kys
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freaking teddy
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>>726728500
hhh
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Hi m8
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Im AfRradde of titty
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>>726728500
Y
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>>726728500
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just in case
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OH PLEASE I INSIST. MURDER MEEEEEEE
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Sheeet
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k
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Teddy isnt hip or hop #iwannafuckingkillmyself
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K
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>>726728500
GImme dem titties
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Ok
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Noooooooo
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posting
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that wouldn't be good
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>>726728500
Why
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>>726728500
dubs of truth
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>>726728500
Teddy!
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I have assburgers
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>>726728500
sike nigga
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k
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Hyo
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k
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sup
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>>726728500
Has teddy got any gaviscon? I ate too much pie.
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>>726728500
no pls
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>>726728500
Hope you will get your whole family dead lil shit
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ah
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>>726728500
>Hello OP, you cunt.
Hi Teddy
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Teddy's a faggot
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>>726728500
kk
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>>726728500
post
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Fuck off teddy I'll kick your ass kunt
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>>726728500
Sup Teddy
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>>726728500
fight me faggit
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>>726728500
Teddy cant do anything if hes dead fuck face
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>Not typing, "Teddy is deady"
Wut
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Ok
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fuck you fam
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>>726728500
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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i've seen this image on one of mrcreepypasta's videos
you can't fool me
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Pls no
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To high not to post
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>>726728500
man its 2017 im not taking any chances
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>>726728500
literally who?
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K
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fuck dat. saving myself
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not taking the risk
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I hope he does it to you nigger
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>>726728500
nope
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kys
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K
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>>726728500
Not taking this risk
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K
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>>726728500
fuck
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shsako
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shsako _
mmmk
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NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGGER
>NIGGER
NIGGER
>NIGGER
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>>726728500
damn
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>>726728500
My name jeff
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>>726728500
I love you :)
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k
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haha love these threads, im posting cuz i dont wanna risk if its real xD
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Teddy stay ur owne home
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I'm scared
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>>726728500
took the bait
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>>726728500
No
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>>726728500
k
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>>726728500
Sup teddy
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Sound me with your icepick teddy
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plw
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>>726728500
Teddy my man long time no see
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i am the bait now.
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Teddy is gay
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>>726728500
You rancid swine
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ok then
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hey Teddy
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>>726728500
http://www.scaryforkids.com/teddy/

> OP is a fucking child.
> ban this underaged piece of shit please.
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>>726728500

checked
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It was a pleasure
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https://www.xvideos.com/video21892617/party_animals_
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k
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>>teddy is dead
>>teddy is capable of doing things

Anon I don't think you know what dead means
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hey teddy lad
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k
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>>726728500
:(
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..
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fug
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k
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Hi
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>>726728500
Why the fuck is it always some crazed murderer? Why can't it ever be Cerina Vincent, ready to remove my semen through my dick at 3:37 AM?
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Stinky toilet
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shit
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sheeeeeeit
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Go home Teddy, it is over.
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i dont believe you, but you can never be too sure
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teddy is a cool nig
cool as ice
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fucc
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>>726728500
:c
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>>726728500
ello
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Hi teddy, please fuck me in my ass tonight. I would love me some hard teddycock.
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Op is fag
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not taking any risks
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Bad thread
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>>726728500
hi teddy
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>>726728500
Hello Teddy
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>>726728500
Dude, shut the fuck up, Teddy, ok?
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>>726728500
Dang it teddy
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>>726728500
But how will he do it if he's dead? Also will Teddy's body start decomposing in my walls or something?

There are many questions that need to be answered here.
Did he die before getting here and someone moved him into my home, or did he show up and die?

Is there a reason he can't use a working ice pick, personal preference perhaps?

Also why so early in the morning? Couldn't he move it to a better time if he absolutely had to?
Speaking of that, if it's at exactly 3:37 in the morning, doesn't that mean that Teddy will be in multiple places at once?
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>>726728500
Teddy plz go
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Dammit
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>>726728500
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>>726728500
fuck off teddy I'm masturbating at 3:37am
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>>726728500
stay away, teddy
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Hi
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>>726736625
i relate to this
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>>726728500
reee
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>>726728500
Fdp
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AAAAA
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Okay
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hello
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kill yourself
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>>726728500
kek
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fuck
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why is it that at 3:37am, fucking paranormal shit has happened to me before
i am spook
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Ok me scared
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>>726728500
jgfgj
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k
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lol ok bud
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>>726728500
ffhagiiittt
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Damn
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>>726728500
Oh look, this thread again. What happen to his eyes pick from earlier?

Sage
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>>726728500
just to make sure
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Back off Teddy
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Pls No
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Cunt
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>>726728725
Nice pepe
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hello teddy
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Oh.
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Well shit, dayum
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>>726728500
asdfghjklzxcvbnmqwertyuiop
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>>726728500
Ples no
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