>*BOOM* >*BANG* >*BAM* >*CRASH* That's literally

>>726699062
Because I have faith in my community since I do not live in shithadistan

Pretty much true for American wood and glue houses

>>726699062
>*BOOM*
>*BANG*
>*BAM*
>*CRASH*
>That's literally all it takes for this man to break into your house and threaten your family while you're sleeping tonight.
>Loud noises of somebody smashing your door and breaking in will definitely not wake you up

>>726699186
You do realize criminals go to nice neighborhoods to rob people, right?... Why would they rob someone in a shit neighborhood?

>>726699467

Can't tell if stupid, troll, and/or deaf. Probably all above.

cause I live in a gated community and it's great

>>726699704
>gated

>implying a gate will stop criminals

KEK

>community and it's great

Pleb that can't afford more acres detected.

>>726699478
Because thats where all the drugs and drug dealers are at. Home invations happen where i live sure but they only happen to people who sell large quantities of illegal drugs. You cant exactly call the cops when somebody broke into your house and stole your kilo of cocaine now can you

you forgot to add
>*SHICK*
this is literally sound of your throat getting cutted with a knife because you were sleeping and didn't pull out your stupid gun from your fucking drawer

>>726699062
mate, I own illegal weapons and I don't have a stupid family, winning

>>726699999
Nice dubs

>>726699999
W I T N E S S E D

>>726699838
>only happen

All validity lost. Hush. Everything you say henceforth is invalid. You're an idiot.

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>>726699999

>>726699999
Duly checked

>>726700154

such an hero

>>726700111
U TOO M8

>>726700000

>>726699062
Why is your door so easy to destroy fag?

>>726699999
Savage quints

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>>726699999
S H A D I L A Y
H
A
D
I
L
A
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>>726700111
>>726700123
>>726700154
>>726700192
>>726700226
>>726700237
>>726700286
>>726700413

Small minded faggots entertained by repeating numbers. Morons.

>>726699999
Ketchup a vegetable?

>>726700464
>Small minded faggots whom'st'd're entertained by repeating numbers

>>726700464
Get the fuck off my site

>>726700464
It's not repeating numbers, it's REPEATING DIGITS WITHIN A NUMBER! Can't you see the significance? Moron.

And what kind of digit sequence is 00464. Try again loser.

>>726699062
WTF? If he has to kick a door 4x to get in, most children could kick his ass.

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Because my government is tyrranical, and has successfully disarmed it's subjects. The democratic conspirators has persistently harassed, confused, and accosted my people. They are now unable to defend their homes and their families. Everyone should be able to suck a creamy log from Andy Sixx's asshole without fear of some nig nog breaking in to pay for his drug habit.

>>726700562
>>726700595
>>726700648
>proving my point

Morons.

>>726700707
>0707
czech'd

>>726700707
0707 is a better effort, keep trying

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>>726699062
>*BOOM*
That's literally all it takes for this man to bomb your house and annihilate your family while you're sleeping tonight. Why don't you kill yourself?

my hands are illegal weapons

>>726699813
A gate doesn't protect, but security guards who are armed to the teeth and control every inch of the border with the actually pleb world and oblige anyone who wants to get inside to identify themselves and show a permission to get in do.

>>726701062
>relying on others to defend you
>fat, lazy security guards who only value their lives and hamburgers
>being a cucked bitch
>no acres
>fag

Fag.

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>>726699062
Because I don't need one.

F A G G O T
A
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G
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>>726699999
Witnessed

>>726701125
stay butthurt

>>726699062
>*BOOM*
>*BOOM*
>*CRASH*
That's literally all it takes for a young man, hard man, shouting in the street to take on the world someday - with blood on his face. You big disgrace, why aren't you waving your banner all over the place?

>>726699062
Why not just open my unlocked sliding glass door?

It would be easier.

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>>726699999
Quints speak the fucking truth.

>>726699062
You're far more likely to be fucked over by an identity thief than a masked robber who would probably flee at the sound of shouting.

You've been watching too much CSI, mate. No one is interested in your shitty, vanilla, white-bread family.

>>726699062
I have a sks and a Lee Enfield

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>>726699999
this is the way to go

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>>726699999
>czeched

>>726702557
Sks guy
here still i'd shoot the indurder

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>>726699999
This is how it's done

>>726699062
boom bam crash. that criminal is now legally retarded from the brain damage he suffered after my baseball bat met his head. just like guns dont kill people people kill people, you dont need a gun to defend your home. just willpower and a bat

>>726702816
le frog meme is my favorite... XD

>>726699062

>Grabs Gladius off wall.

I KNEW GETTING A PROPER ONE WOULD PAY OFF SOME DAY!

>>726699062
Because I own 2 dogs and our doors aren't made out of cardboard.

>>726699062
>beep
>beep
>boop

thats literally all it takes to call police

>>726702277
kek

>>726703116
hahaha "beep beep boop"

>>726699999
Well got

>>726699062
You can't beat me in Basement warfare, OP. First you have to wade through the noxious gases that have purged these depths from clean breathable air. Then the Cheetos and dry cum flake particles will make their way into your lungs depriving you of what little breath you have. You will have to adjsut to the dimness of the light and force your feet off the sticky floor. Once you find me in my room in the farthest corner, near the boilers, the heat will begin to eat at your psyche. Only then will you see what inhabits this god forsaken place, covered in protective lard. Within piles of unwashed clothes wearing nothing but boxers and a tank-top. You can see the hair from all inches of my body protruding from underneath every crevice of my gargantuan body. You will find that with your weakened state your hits jsut bounce off my 80 pound man titties and that in return acidic sweat will splash in your eyes blinding you. I will then jsut flop forward and make you unable to move under my massive frame. You will see the smile forming amidst my fat bald bearded head and you will know. You will have realized that you made a huge mistake coming here. For here, I am God.

>>726703116
>dials 9
>beep
>dials 1
>beep
>dials 1 again
>boop

What happened

>>726699999
fucking checked

>>726703469
112
>americuck detected

>>726700464

Buh buh buh

>TFW to intelligent

I own plenty of legal weapons OP... However that guy appears to be unarmed. Presuming a man broke into my house in just a ski mask, I'm grabbing my Cold Steel coming battleaxe. Cause I mean, this situation doesn't require the Mossberg. Plus, who wouldn't want to tell the story about the time an intruder pissed themselves because you burst forth from the shadows in a viking helmet brandishing a viking battleaxe to defend your home?

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>>726702277

>>726699062

I have an alarm system, and insta-911 button in my phone, all my precious stuff is inside the panic room, i have a panic room, i have a baseball bat and a freaking longword (although id rather not ruin ut since its for display), also a guard dog and metal bars on my windows

>>726703693

Thats awsome, learn some line in ancient norse to scream at them at and grow a beard, get some chainmail and a belt, maybe padding, boots and some furs, also get a longboat in your garden, a guard tower, and inscribe yhe tree in your garden with ancient norse runes for magical protection

>>726702946

>HURR I can take on one intruder.

Enjoy getting stomped and tied up by Tyron and his 3 friends before they gang rape your wife and daughter.

If you don't own at least a 12ga shotgun you are just asking to get culturally enriched.