Waifu thread
Previous: >>726677023
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Project your own insecurities onto others!
Claim once again
Find a flaw in my hunk of a man husbando
>protip: you cant
>>726682944
I'll keep it to myself.
>>726682909
Be a good student now
>>726682956
It was a good pizza, it wasn't even burnt that much
>>726682988
Well kinda because you didn't bring any new thing up, so I had nothing to go off
winning girl claimed
still here
abd
>>726682988
Because someone would give better attention than me. You see how many people claim her and Im no where near as devoted. Maybe I still have hope Ill be able to find a normal life but I dont know anymore.
>>726683040
Why do you like her?
>>726683068
That show was trash.
>>726683098
>winning girl
>>726683083
>Wasn't even burnt that much
I like burnt pizza tbh
>>726683158
>I'm being harassed by a loser
I'm an expert on winning, and this is very clearly the winning girl.
>>726683071
Why?
>>726683147
I enjoy the hair and the design of the character, i find it very adorable. Also how she is able to bond well with her partner and how she is connected with her partner. Not only that, but she wasnt a generic big booby lady
> [spoiler]Best girl[spoiler]
>>726683083
Sorry, I'm..pretty sleepy, not really good conversation right now.
>>726683147
But if you got to her first, I don't think she'd be the type to abandon you just because someone else came along
Where's the booty?
>>726683327
Don't you see? The real booty is the friends we made along the way.
>>726683322
That wasn't me
>>726683083
Oh I totally forgot
>insert pizza isn't even that good comment
>obligatory
>>726683327
>not asking where the titties at
>asking for booty first
I trusted you to be a winner, and you let me down.
>>726683393
What wasn't you?
>>726683271
I prefer to refrain from making enemies if i don't need to.
>>726683327
>
>>726683308
Well yeah from what I heard she was in love with the partner who loved her drool.
>>726683322
Thats sad. If they would feel happier with someone else I welcome they do just that. I dont want to waste their time when they could actually be doing something.
>>726683393
Morning.
>>726683457
Thats fair.
>>726683426
The poster from the last thread.
>>726683473
Good morning~
>>726683083
Did the pizza have toppings?
>>726683264
Gives that extra texture, feels good tbh
>expert on winning
explain how you lost the debate about milk tbh
>>726683322
Go to sleep then, better that forcing yourself awake
>>726683414
Like, pineapple on pizza?
>implying there is anything wrong with booty first
Please stop
>>726683473
That's a very defeatist attitude. You could make her happy.
>>726683547
..if you say so
>>726683614
It wasn't me
>>726683547
Sorry. Im a bit drunk. How are you this morning.
>>726683614
With that logic anyone willing to give her the slightest bit of warmth can make her happy. Im nothing special.
>>726683378
I murdered them more than I made friends with them.
Dio was never a friend but he died anyway.
>>726683414
The right booty shot is better than a boobie shot.. but when you manage to get them both in there
Oh boy.
Ecchi is more my thing, though.
>>726683457
Who is this semen demon and when is she getting in my bed?
>>726683606
Very soon
But not yet
>>726683667
Mmmm, if you say so
>>726683692
You would be special to her.
>>726683606
>implying lost the debate about the milk
>implying not liking pineapple on pizza
>implying nothing wrong with booty first
Claiming best girl
>>726683706
>bootie better than boobie
>>726683692
Wishing I was drunk.
How do you type captcha when you're drunk?
>>726683712
>leans against you
Good morning <3
>>726683723
I was sleeping!
>>726683592
Just a ham and cheese pizza, I like it simple
>>726683723
What time is it for you?
>>726683744
>everything in that post
This is why you're a washed up memer tbh
Claiming best hunk of a man husbando
>>726683723
So would the first person who gave her any attention. With herself she could do better Im fine with admitting it. Look I want people like anyone else but I know I fall flat in the front. Always have.
>>726683796
Welcome back.
>>726683842
I just click the pics. Ive never been black out drunk. Ill hate myself for this tomorrow dont worry.
>>726683821
Niceu
>>726683842
Good morning, Mokarin
>>726683865
>Washed up memer
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL OF THESE
>implications
>>726683706
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=56344685
Fairly sure she's an original character.
>>726683886
Ty anon, dirty girls are the best no?
>>726683894
beep boop
>>726683865
2:44 AM
>>726683886
I really don't think you do..But, I can see I'm not going to convince you.
>>726683842
Good morning, mate.
>>726683821
boobie > bootie always
Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
Disregard all others.
>>726684002
They are ok. I prefer they keep the fact they are freaks to themselves. works better in the end.
>>726684036
I think I do and ive dealt with it for 20 years.Its rather sweet of you to think that but with the way things work out for me I have to disagree.
>>726684048
Boobs are better.
>>726683886
Oh I thought you had to type captcha like I do
>
>>726683889
Did you sleep well, Alice-chan~?
>>726684036
I'm going to kick your ass
>>726684048
Isn't it the afternoon for you?
>by Sonokawa Momoka
>>726684149
>boobs are better
See, Tomo's got the right idea, as usual!
>>726684099
Papa Spiegel is invalidating us again.
>>726684149
You're entitled to your own opinion!
>>726684190
But why!
>>726684149
Well its hard to keep that a secret if your covered in dried up soda and ants
>>726684190
I live in WA, mate. It's three in the morning for me.
Also I haven't had to type captcha for 4chan in some time.
>>726684190
Not really, no. But that's not uncommon
>>726684190
No. I never have to type that but even then I type this pretty ok.
>>726684203
I mean my opinion stems from visual not physical so I could be wrong in the end.
>>726684232
Yeah I am and so are you even if your opinion would be wrong once it settled in.
>>726684238
Really? Tomo did the same thing and almost no one knows she is a perv except readers.
>>726684337
I only watched the anime, and while that is true coulda swore someone noticed the ants and soda, also the smell enless im remembering it wrong. Its been a few years, I label that show as slice of cringe
>>726684337
And I think yours would be wrong!
>>726684337
>boobs are better visually and physically
take my word for it, friend.
Or go out and find out for yourself.
>>726684495
Give this hot piece a feel.
Decided to play some vidya instead of chat here. My bad.
>>726684455
No you are right. That did occur. However the smell didnt happen because people have trouble smelling themselves. Slice of cringe is fair as well.
>>726684469
Also part of your opinion. Arent I nice? People can have their own silly opinions and I know it wont effect me at all.
>>726684495
If I did that I would have sexual assault charges leveled at me. I dont get that close to be people but I do want to grab both at least once. Pipe dreams of human love huh?
>>726684619
not like this papa spiegel
>Winner
>>726684495
Experience has been had.
I still prefer a good butt to a good pair of tits.
That said i'm also something of a lolicon so maybe i'm just sick.
>>726684632
I meant with consent, obviously.
>>726684691
Preference is preference.
>But my opinion is always right
>always
>>726684632
Sure, I know we each have our own~
I'm heading to bed now, g'night everyone!
>>726684735
Dont be silly. Im some average ugly fourchanner who wont get layed without paying a whore.
>>726684766
Night.
>>726684735
>Thinking your opinion is better than mine
>Not drinking bleach
They're both fine. It's in the presentation.
To each their own, but
>boobs are the best
>>726684735
Sure, but butts are still objectively better.
I mean, you probably can't fuck a pair of tits, and if you can they're far too large.
>>726684893
That they are.
>>726684799
Not with that attitude, you won't!
>>726684801
>They're both fine
Right, but if you had to pick one over the other, just hypothetically, you'd pick mine.
>Because it's right
>Because it always is
>>726684942
This isnt and attitude problem its a looks one.
>>726684936
> Clearly never heard of a proper tiddie fuk
>>726685049
>Clearly has a different idea of what constitutes too large.
I used to be engaged to a girl with DDs. I know how a tit job works.
Didn't do it for me in the slightest.
>>726684936
You can fuck a butthole but boobs look so nice. They may just be sacks of fats but man I want to play with them.
>>726684232
Because it'll make Chara upset~
>>726684272
When did you live to America?
And git gud
>>726684312
You should drink warm milk before bed, it'll knock you right out and you won't have to take a nap during the day.
>>726684337
Lol post what you're drinking!
>>726684631
You're cute so it's okay.
>>726684766
Sleep well~
Let's just all agree a Spiegel is better.
>>726685197
Jack daniels. Its gone and im alone now.
>>726685137
Understandable. Opinion is opinion after all.
I still like butt more.
>>726685228
Spike doesn't have tits.
Spike barely has an ass.
I don't see it.
>>726685228
Lets agree my hunk of a husbando is better. I Dare you to find a flaw
> protip: you cant
>>726685313
Why?
>>726685316
He was in a shit cartoon and a bully.
>>726685263
Are you fucked up?
>>726685197
I can't stomach warm milk. It makes me want to vomit
>>726685442
Way. Ask me anything.
>>726685417
Being a bully means hes gotta have the gains. Gains=hunk
Also hes got a secret technique like every anime character its called The Bop
>secret technique like in anime= its an anime
Uh
My whole life, dude.
>>726685550
forgot to link to
>>726685197
whoops
>winner
>>726685417
I'm not overly enthralled by tits. After you mess with them a bit, they lose a bit of their appeal.
A good butt gives you plenty to grab and smack and whatever else. Plus, playing with a butt can always turn into other things with as little as a shift of where exactly your hand is.
And everyone knows all the real fun is between the legs anyways.
>>726685505
Gah there's no way around you >.>
>>726685513
Lets see~
Where you picked on in high school?
>>726685550
>>726685586
You're lying~
>>726685637
Another one of my many bad qualities
>>726685721
Can you drink milk during the day?
>>726685637
>>726685532
Nah he is a piece of shit who tortures teenagers for nothing. I watched the fucking show.
>>726685602
Yeah but you got to argue between the 2 sideshows. I really want to grab tits but I know it wont happen.
>>726685637
Daily.
>>726685637
but
I'm not
>>726685786
>saved hard
>>726685772
>>726685844
>>726685811
R-really? Did you fight back?
>>726685812
Then why do you keep saying "mate"?
>>726685850
St-stop it..
>>726685905
No. Its what they wanted me to do.
>>726685811
>implying no other anime has a character that beats up teenagers for nothing
>>726685905
I just picked it up I don't know
>>726685772
Cold milk, yes. Once it starts warming up it makes me want to be ill
>>726685905
>>726685550
You're really bad at your links lately.
>>726685811
Ehh never is far too extreme.
You can probably catch a feel with a handful of cash at a stripjoint.
>>726685944
>implying that character isnt a complete dick either.
>>726685993
Yeah people do anything for money.
>>726685993
I know it's a fucking curse
>>726682998
That moment you look to the left, see a sleeping woman and think, I will never be as sad as a bunch of basement dwelling, cartoon jerking, body pillow hugging social reject faggot.
PSA, just a reminder the only joy you have is the false perceptions in your head. My lover is a drawing, that shit is amazing. We appreciate the women, keep the japan cartoons.
>>726685942
I'm the same size as you and even I fought back.
>>726685958
WA must suck...ass... too many liberals.
>>726685974
Do you think you can try some cold milk before bed then?
>>726685980
I'm not posting anymore pictures because of you.
>by Sonokawa Momoka
>>726686061
I harbor no perception of joy.
Every day is shit.
The only thing I enjoy is drinking beer and trolling on 4chan.
The only joy you have is the latter.
>>726686093
Why? It wouldnt do anything for me. Better to just keep it inside,
>>726686093
I just drink a glass of water before bed. I've been meaning to try chamomile, but never got around to it
>>726686061
>not sleeping on the left side of the bed
>>726686093
Eh I'm liberal.
Not excessively, I mean.
I really don't have the time to care about politics, it's much more complex than I could ever know.
I AM THE FUCKING STRONG.
>>726686149
I kinda wish I was back in high school because I used to love beating people up...
>>726686150
I can't even pronounce that. Don't drink anything I can't pronounce.
Also milk might make you fat.
>>726686161
When you get to college they'll brainwash you into becoming a full time lib~
>>726686189
Can you lift me up?
>i weigh 125
>by Sonokawa Momoka
>>726686189
>>726686343
I probably can.
I am the fucking strong, remember?
>>726686343
I dont. I was a lonely idiot worse than now back then. At least here I can pretend people like me.
Tali is the greatest thing in existence.
>>726686343
chamomile is pronounced
cam (like camel)
oh (As in, oh no)
meel (As in, eating a meal)
Also I don't really think anyone brainwashes anyone else. I'm gonna be an artfag though, so I'm looking forward to being surrounded by people who care too much.
>>726686427
She can't even suck your dick
I'm always tempted to go off on the normies when they pop in here and attempt vainly to gloat.
Buuut i know it doesn't matter. Whatever i say, they'll be so ardent that they're right, it's just an exercise in futility to even attempt to tell them otherwise.
>>726686343
>cam-o-meel
>some say it cam-a-meel
It's just a type of tea that is supposedly quite good at relaxing you
I drink two glasses a day, breakfast and supper. Mostly water
>125
I wish I weighed less so I could be less fat
>>726686477
If you take her mask off she can, though she'll be sick as fuck afterwards.
>>726686371
How strong?
>>726686407
Well, I like you. You don't have to pretend and I'm sure a lot of people like here like you as well. I can't believe you didn't fight back, I must have gotten suspended 30 times in high school for fighting.
>>726686427
That is until Sonokawa came along.
>>726686483
Exactly just give up.
>>726686490
Lol you weight 125 too? It sucks... I wish I was heavier. Eh I wonder if that tea will relax me too...
>>726686643
Heh thanks for sheltering my fragile ego. I was never suspended or even sent to the principals office. I was a loner most of the time but that was ok.
>>726686643
No. I weigh 150
>I'd switch with you if I could
You'll never know until you try it, I guess. I just have to remember to buy it. Then remember to drink it
>>726686483
you're getting baited and played, my guy.
G'night all
>>726686643
>>726686795
I specifically don't do it because it's bait.
>>726686808
Good night.
>>726686736
You need more self confidence. Focus on your positive traits and be happy you have them...
>>726686774
Tea is so yukky though...
Y-you don't want to switch bodies with me unless you want to a cluster b disorder...
>>726686808
Where you are going?
>>726686843
Ugh I hate you so much..
>by Sonokawa Momoka
>>726686908
Nah the ones I got are shit. The ones that are only conducive to living alone and driving people away.
>>726686908
>>726686490
>kam-oh-mile
Learn to english please.
>weighed less
Im 5'10" and 49 kilo. Weighing less is overrated to fuck.
>>726686483
But Im probably the most normie in thread.
>>726686643
I am the fucking strong.
That's how strong.
>>726686963
Spreading for me, tomako?
>>726686995
If you say so.
I'm inclined to argue, but i suppose i won't.
You're not what i mean when i say normie, let's leave it at that.
>>726686908
>cluster b disorder
How fun. Which one?
>>726687221
You a qt grill who I could form a lasting relationship with?
Good bye, thread!
Bye Alice <3
>mfw
>>726686963
Guh.. You can't really mean that..
>>726686974
That was you!?
I'll get my payback later.
>>726687109
Yeah but I bet you can't throw me~
>>726686995
American accents*
>>726687229
The one that required four years of therapy and nothing as changed~readfilename
>>726686908
Tea is good. You just need to find the right one
I don't think I would enjoy that.
>>726686995
>Learn to English
>Chamomile or camomile (/ˈkæməˌmaɪl, -ˌmiːl/ kam-ə-myl or kam-ə-meel
>>726687303
yes
>>726687391
I do. People I like dont even want to talk to me anymore.
>>726687409
That beard says otherwise and I stubbed my toe.
>>726687409
Cute mouth.
>wanna suck?
>>726687391
That's kind of what i was guessing. The others don't quite fit. Though you seem well adjusted compared to others i've met.
I could talk more but,
Goodbye.
>>726687391
Wanna fucking bet?
>>726687391
>>726687397
Wait I missed this post, I'm sorry.
>>726687462
You have to keep things interesting on your end~
>>726687500
That's hot...
>>726687513
Oh yeah therapy really saved me, I would be in prison right if I didn't go through with it.
>>726687526
yes, I have $20
>>726687542
God damn it...
>>726687829
Thats not why they dont want to anymore. I meant Rea.
>>726687829
What do you mean, you missed it?
>>726687754
>>726687829
post more lewds
>>726687829
I'm not sure if you're being serious or sarcastic.
It sounds approximately sincere, but you just said the opposite a post ago...
>>726687754
Hi. Ask me anything
>>726688109
O.
>>726687391
Oh, I see now. Have a good day Mokarin
>>726688249
カラミチーマス
This week was astonishingly quick
>>726688347
>>726688435
>>726688665
:ok_hand: