Let's get a secrets thread going anons. I'll start.

>>726674847
my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

idk if I am bi. I fap to gay porn (9/10 times) and i have though like 'oh he's cute". but at the same time i don;t thinks I feel that strongly towards the same sex. I more often notice females

I once payed a prostitute #5 for a bj

It was pretty good

>>726674847

i lie in these threads...

im also a woman.

>>726675155
$*

>>726674847
I keep taking shits in my neighbors trash cans when they aren't home

parents are happy i've got a job recently, they think i'm moving out but in reality i'm just saving up to kill myself

my grandparents are christian

I'm a furry

I also like to trigger people

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I never activate my almonds

>>726674847
I used to use my mom and sister's sex toys when I was around 7-8 years old. Squirted for the first time then too. Or couldve been piss, idk. Felt nice tho.

I just got diagnosed with chlamydia.
Been seeing a girl the last 2 months.
Yea u like hearing stuff like that in the early morning...

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I kinda want to be kidnapped and made to be into a sex slave.

My neighbors stole my glasses so I got his dad beaten the shit out of with a hammer. Fucker was stapled head to toe.

>>726675290
how'd you get up off your ass and get the job?

I'm not really interested in dating anymore. I joke around with my friends saying stuff like "3D women aren't important" but I kinda believe it. I just want to jerk off to hentai and sleep with my dakimakura

>>726674931

My mom's car tried to finger me in the back of my friend's car.

>>726675585
a couple weeks or so of work doesn't matter if i'll get to die shortly after, desperation i guess

>>726675290
Why you wanna die?

I used my mother's dildos once or twice

>>726675211
Was she hot? Did she swallow? Did she let you grab boob? Howd you find her? Was this in America?

>>726675695
you fill out 100s of applications, a friend hook you up, what?

>>726674847
Aren't secrets mean to be keep in secret?

>>726675476
Post titties femanon? I need this.

>>726675487
Where you live? We can make this happen bby.

>>726675747
work with my uncle

>>726675698
nothing overly dramatic, i just don't see a future for me and even if i did i just don't feel like sticking around. It's hard to put in words but i just feel like being dead, no responsibilities or anything like that sounds like real peace

>>726675800
Dubs, you have to do it

I think i may be pedoscum, but i can't go to a doc because he'll tell the police or something and from there I'm fucked. I hope i can keep it to just shota

>>726675800
Don't like my tits, so sorry anon.

>>726675874
Honestly it takes more effort to die than it does to live another day, that's how I'm still alive today.

I like this girl named Vera

I have man tits.. learning to live with it though, starting to not give a fuck

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years ago, i used to have a girlfriend. she was beautiful, perfect skin, nice hair, and i could do picture related with her without getting tired. sadly, as with everything else in life, with the passing of time it had to end at some point. but i will always cherish and furiously masturbate to the memories of our times together.

>>726675884
I won't mind. Trust me. If not boobs at least socks. Please do socks. For me.

I made out with a tranny and fingered her ass while she sucked me off.

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>>726675823
Haha, I wish. I'm a 6'4 Male with no resemblance of femininity.

I'm a coward

>>726676123
You replied to the wrong person fag

>>726675966

i had a relationship with a man like you. its not as bad as people think. i used to get money and other things out of it. not even kidding.

>>726675999
i used to feel the exact same way, but nowadays i feel that if i were to be dead it wouldn't take any effort at all, being dead and all..
Perhaps my view will change soon but who knows

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>>726675362
>2017
>almonds not active
you sick fuck

>>726676131
>I made out with a dude and fingered his ass while he sucked me off.

fix'd

>>726676232
how?

I'm totally into omorashi and diaper play. Don't know why but I am

>>726676213
Doh

When I was maybe 8-9 I used to go to a day camp while my mom worked. They had a big couch that was round and fit in the corner, probably some sort of sectional looking back. There was a cubby behind it small enough for kids to get behind. Me and another kid were back there just hiding out and I found a D cell battery. Without really thinking about, I threw that shit in the air as hard as I could. It came down and hit some other kid square in the head. Went to the hospital. To this day no one knows it was me.

>>726676156
Are you handsome at least?

>>726676286
Wtf is omorashi?
>Inb4 Google it
Just tell me what it is fgt

I know my sister's facebook pass and i log into her account from time to time to fap to her sexting with other guys.
She has a bf and from what i read she has at least cheated on him with 2 guys, while she does sexting with 5 other guys.

I grow up in Honduras. When I'm 15 Dad gets into debt with local gang. Ducks and dodges them to long. One night they kick in our shitty front door. Round up family, my dad my mom my older sister and younger sister. Guns out and beatings start. They force my dad to have sex with older sister in front of us. Gun to her head and already cut her arm up bad. Tell him if he doesn't do it she dies. So he does in front of us all fuck older sister. They turn to me and tell me to fuck my younger sister (9) or they kill her to. I'm virgin and scared. My mom tells me it's ok and that I have to to this. I have sex with my sister in front of my mom and dad and older sister. Was most incredible feeling in my life but so ashamed. Not over yet the men who broke in now take turns raping my mom and sisters. Lots of trauma and shit to deal with over next few months. Whole time after feeling build up in me, try to keep suppressed. After 6 month can't hold back anymore. Go into younger sister room and rape her. Next morning parents know and sit me down ask why. Tell honestly idk. Have talk that goes nowhere. Continue to rape sister till I moved away. Parents know and never say anything. We got pretty messed up for life cuz my dad can't gambling.

>>726676123
Why the hell socks dude?

>>726676371
I like to watch women piss themselves

>>726675115
You are bisexual.

>>726676274
Pretty much, that was why I never hooked up with her again, felt way too weird. Learned my lesson!

>>726676345
Was the kid a black or a jew?

>>726676246
Yeah, but it comes and goes in waves like that. Best thing I've learned is to keep busy.

>>726675981
He got dubs kek wills it wench

>>726676275

a friend of my mother. my life-long single mother.

people post a lot of shit in these threads, but if youre interested in knowing about the experience of a "victim", i could tell you anything you want to know

im a dude btw. just so you know.

>>726675662
You should get married; nothing will change

>>726676424
Actual piss or squirting?

>>726676423
It's my fetish anon. Can't really help it.

>>726676528
Actual piss. Like desperation and the whole thing

>>726675115
You're bi, it seems. Not all of us are "I like both equally." some like pussy more, others like cock more.

>>726676381
Get us the pics brotha

>>726676528
For reference: omorashi.org

>>726676587
Link/ pic? Could be kind of hot

>>726676636
Thanks

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>>726676522
Nothing except having two mouths to feed, her making me get rid of my waifu/figs, her taking all my money. Nah, I dont want it.

>>726676663
np

>>726676430
it may just be early 20s growing pains for a lack of a better term, basically, i just be tricking myself into thinking something i'm not experimenting with other than normal

>>726676517
sure, tell from the first time

i work for the fbi. we have a private kill list of citizens we harass until they kill themselves or they snap and end up in mental institutions. sometimes we have to soft kill them because our tactics don't work. i love what i do because i believe in it. fuck the intercept.

>>726676770
I don't believe you

when gf not home. snort ritalin. get horny. meet guys from craigslist. suck cock n swallow.

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>>726676370
Shit if I know, I'd guess fairly so.

I once mercy killed a baboon!

>>726675362
Enjoy your nogainz, you skinny shit

>>726676744
>sure, tell from the first time

i stayed over at his house one time and woke up in the middle of the night to him grabbing my hips and thrusting them into his butt-- like i was fucking him. it weirded me out but i didnt do much. i just stayed still and let him keep doing it. until i pretended to move and he stopped and he didnt do it again and i just fell asleep after.

then another time i stayed over at his house we went out to eat and the whole time he kept trying to hug me. even in his truck. told me to sit next to him while he drove and he put his whole arm around my shoulders. it felt weird and gay as fuck (because im straight, at least now) but I just went along with it because he was nice.

>>726676858
need moar of dis

>I bought an old house in german countryside
>Large property, I'm renovating so going around and cleaning shit up/landscaping etc
>Shoveling in backyard when my shovel hits something hard
>Friends help me dig it up, it's an old cellar entrance
>It was buried like 2-3 feet under dirt and had an old shed on top of it (we tore it down)
>It's chained closed but we smash the lock after a few tries

Cont?

>>726676983
hmm, would you say it impacted you negatively in anyway

>>726677318
JUST DO IT FAGGOT

>>726676403
I'm glad somebody copypastad this

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>>726677318
pic not related, but it kinda looked like this

>We bust chains open but door still wont budge
>Tie ropes to handles and bring our truck out back and ties it to the back of the truck
>Friend yanks that shit out and the cellar/bunker thing opens
>kinda looks like pic related, except not that deep
>We drop some rocks down and find out it isn't that deep
>Getting dark, so we cover it up and go to sleep so we can continue in the morning. We didn't tell anybody about it

I installed a keylogger on my gf's laptop and found that she had a pornhub account. I got angry and jealous at first, didnt say or do anything but now I fap to her fav vids and comments. I've even started to msg her.

>>726677381
>hmm, would you say it impacted you negatively in anyway

no. i thought i was gay for a while but that got sorted out fairly quickly and it was pretty obvious considering we used to do shit to straight normal porn.

i was gonna type more in that other post but i didnt want it to become a blog. but if you wanna know anything legit about what its like to have a relationship with a man 20 years older than you when you are 12... let me know.

no porn bullshit. just how it was.

>>726677588
Cont?

>>726677675
yes

>>726676131
did your finger come out clean?

>>726677759

nah, i got some other dude's cum on it and licked it off for the lulz.

Please annoy this son of a bitch at
1116 apt 1 S Millwood Ave Wichita, KS, United States

He is a pedøphile, and he is borderline autistic. I'll bribe you with a part 3 gore video from Trollman

>>726677588
I hate these teases, just post your story as much as will fit in one message. I have more to do than sit here refreshing waiting the next tiny part that may or may not come... so, continue and get to the point please

>>726676806

yeah that's kinda the point. :)

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>>726676156

>tfw you're 5'7, have a very feminine face and body, can't seem to get any testosterone running through your body, and all you want is to be a masculine dude over 6ft with a 9in cock so you can fuck everything

i know this guy!
http://www.anonvote.com/poll/e543805jt

>>726677967

become fag. fuck everything still.

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>>726677588
>>726677588
>Next morning we get ready to check it out, flashlights, some rope shit like that.
>I go down, friend is on top. I tied rope around my waist, other end tied to truck (In hindsight im a retard for doing this, but w/e i was spooked and wanted to be safe)
>I read the bottom and pull out my flashlights.
>Small metal room, maybe 15x15
>Big door on the wall, nothing else except some old lights that don't work anymore
>looks like stereotypical bank vault door.
>Looks like pic
>It's locked so my friend brings some welding tools and shit
>He does some fucking shit and melts the lock or something (Idk what he did exactly, there was lots of sparks and i was waiting for him on top)
>Gets the door open

>>726675115
>I have thought 'oh he's cute'
I've actually found myself having that thought more than usual lately...
It's never occurred to me that I might be gay/bi, I've always been pretty exclusively sexually attracted to women.
But idk, maybe I'm just suppressing gay urges in a really deep-seated way.

>>726677896
Im posting them as fast as I write them, dont worry

>>726675290
Dude like what are you fucking retarded just jump off a building dude, grab a cops gun and fight him, hang yourself, swallow a bunch of pills and down it with rubbing alcohol. What the hell are you doing saving up. Just get gud faggot.

>>726677628
it never got beyond the humping? did you ever see him again after those incidents. I'd say go ahead and post the whole thing anon this thread isn't that busy

>>726678007
WTF!

Got that fantasy of being raped by two men. Sucking one cock, while getting fucked in pussy and ass.

>>726675519
Thousands in medical bills for your dozens for glasses. You're a real champ huh. That ego of yours could a feed a village. Take yourself less serious faggot.

>>726678273
Doesn't sound like rape faggot

Tezt

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>>726678033
>We realize this is some sort of bomb shelter
>whoever lived here prepared for something bug, supplies, food, boxes of random shit
>almost like an underground home, had old ass desks, books and other shit
>looks like it could be habitable/was lived in at some point
>looks like picture except the shit looked like it was easily 50+ years old, some stuff even older
>We find an "office" it had a bookshelf looking thing, a desk and other shit.
>This is when we realized what the fuck we found
>Fucking swastikas and shit everywhere
>Flags, medals, other random military shit
>Old military photos
>Bunch of other shit in german that I didn't understand (I'm not german, but bought a house there, i know retard eh)
>Mfw we found some Nazi Generals bunker home
>But it gets crazier

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>>726677967
I'm a 5'5" manlet with a predominantly female name. so I know the feeling of implicit emasculation.
Plus I can't grow very much facial hair so I look way younger than I actually am. I've always gotten the impression that people are naturally hard-wired to ignore me when I try to speak in a group setting due to my general slightness of frame and diminutive identity, if that makes sense.

>>726678389
boring shit

>>726678273
it's not a secret if every other woman has the same fantasy fam

>>726678404
5'4" manlet, 3-4' dick, unfuckable face. also everyone seems to ignore me when i talk, like i have nothing interesting to say or a word it poorly as to make it boring

>>726676770

I'M GONNA CALL THE ACLU, YOU'LL SEE

>>726675476
same but my mom and my grandma

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>>726678389
>Me and my friend realize we hit a goldmine
>Weapons, medals, pictures, even old uniform and other nazi paraphernalia littered all over
>Friend suggested we contact a museum or something as this shit was ancient as fuck
>I want to keep it/see how much its worth
>I have a friend who's into the whole private collector scene (paintings and old shit in general)
>Invite him over, again not telling anybody what we've found
>After a few hours of looking around he comes up with a white face
>I ask how much he thinks this shit was worth
>Explains how some of the medals were like 5 of a kind, rare print of german flag and some other shit
>I ask him for an estimate of all the goods
>Mfw he looks at me and tells me the value of the bunker is $15 million euro easy. Probably more if you find the right seller.
>Mfw I literally found a modern day treasure
>Mfw I may literally become a fucking millionaire


So yea, that was what my week was like so far. I still can't fucking believe it. Im gunna get a second opinion just so i know my friend isnt a retard

>>726678007
can't believe i voted on this!!
Who is he?

>>726678755
hey man, it's your brother. Want to share?

>>726678755
I mean that's a fine story and all
but you and your friend would proably know just how illegal it is to trade in nazi shit in europe

Blonde chick hitting on me because she asked for ciggies, she now knows where I live because she mafe a move on me and askrd to buy 1 i said heres one for free so from now on she waits for me after work, we smoke, I live with my fiancée and her parents at there house so it's scary but I wanna fuck her so badly just worried she's crazy, should I /b/? We smoke up the road outta view it feels like emotional cheating thus far halp

>>726678127
>it never got beyond the humping?

oh yes. i was just telling you how it started. the hugs and the humping. but the hugs were first thing that ever happened, and i remember that.

i also remember one time he took me to eat tacos, and the lights in the mexican place were really bright, and he kept saying how pretty my eyes were, and that he didnt know I had freckles and that he liked them, and things like that. he was talking to me like i was a girl the whole time, or at least, the way straight men talk to girls. and now i see it perfectly.

he would also buy me shit i wanted -- or needed-- because my mother couldnt really provide everything i wanted, so most times my mother was ok with him buying me stuff. although there were somethings where i had to lie to her to keep things he bought me.

one time he had a family party at his house, and my mother wasnt home, and when she called me at his house she asked me to stay, and said that she would pick me up in the morning, and I said ok, so i spent the night. when everybody left he asked me what I wanted to do and i told him i wanted to watch a movie and the whole time--same as in the truck-- hugging me. like a girl. and it felt gay, but he was nice to me, so i just kind of went with it.

after that i started spending the night over sometimes and one time we were watching cable i asked him if we could watch the adult channels, and he let me. thats how we started doing sexual things. by watching porn.

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>>726679090
Yea we know, which is why we didn't tell anybody jack shit. I know a lot of illegal/stolen shit gets traded by private sellers (well according to my friend). I know there are a lot of black market channels which this shit gets traded often.

I just hope I can get something like 15mil euro.

Even if it falls through, im sure i could sell it to a museum/gov't as im sure they would be interested in it. Fuck maybe they'll even buy my home with it and make that shit a museum lol.

The first time I had sex was with one of your mothers, I bet you guys can't guess whose.

I never considered underage girls attractive until Malina Weissman. I usually go for girls who are in their twenties or so. Just kill me fam. Just kill me.

>>726679315

OP's?

>>726679345
having to raise that faggot. i don't blame her

>>726679326

just googled her. she looks like her face is melting or something.

>>726679110
go on...

>>726679404
Yes this is good, this is helpful I want to see what you see.

I love fapping on omegle and letting teens watch me cum. Better when they join in of course

When I was about 13-16 me and some friends used to chill at this middle aged woman's house down the street. She was cool, let us smoke weed shed buy beers.

Eventually wound up with her sucking all our dicks, and one by one seducing each of us in turn.

So Yea v card to a middle aged pedo woman
Those were the days

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>>726679326
imagine your cock in her mouth. go for it. i know you want her

>>726679743
I lost my v-card to a policewoman as a minor.

not as good as your story tho

>>726678755
Not a single for picture to back this up. Bullshit. Also, if true, you were stupid as fuck to descend into a shaft that hasn't been open for years. Easily could have died from lack of oxygen/harmful atmosphere before you knew what was happening

>>726679756
You bastard! Seriously, Don't even put those thoughts into my head.

>>726679824
you've gotta fucking be kidding

someone was running mitm stuff on the routers i have to connect to and it screwed up some of my scrapy scripts. guess it's a bad idea to do that.

>>726674847
I pee into the shower every day while the water warms up for a shower

>>726679598
The hammer is coming down on that soon, fyi

i stole $500 from my first job at a Quizno's sub, i still feel bad because my boss was nice as fuck

>>726678027
you referring to how women wont fuck a straight short guy but they will fuck a gay short guy?

>>726679462

i seriously dont want to sound like a blogger here so i'll make it as brief as possible:

he used to let me watch the adult channels and his dvds. at first on one of those big ass tvs projection TVs from the 90's in his living room. but then he'd say to just go to the room and I could watch them there. he had a box of porn movies in his closet, which was next to the tv in his room. so i would lay down on the floor on blankets (to go to sleep, in the beginning) and watch porn whil while we "got ready for bed." which was just stripping down to undeerwear and brushing our teeth.

one time while i was watching one of the movies (straight porn. man and woman) he sat next to me on the blankets and started masturbating, but i didnt notice it at first because i was 12, and glued to the tv. and when i noticed i pretended no to see (cause it was kind of embarrasing to me) and I just kept watching the porn.

then he told me that if i wanted to masturbate i could do it do. (his dick was out through the front opening of his boxers) and I said ok but didnt start doing it right away because of embarrasment. but after a while of just sitting there I started to do it under my pants and he said to just take them off and he told me to stand up and took them off me. i obviously didnt even expected it and he just started jerking me off and sucking my dick while i was still standing up.

its a weird sight for a 12 year old kid to see a man with a mustache sucking his tiny dick. but i didnt fight it and just let him keep doing it because i was horny. until i came, but nothing came out.

>>726679933

it better or else it will all sound like bullshit

I wish my roommate would blow me every now and then

>Dating gf almost 2 years
>rarely supportive or loving to me
>rarely do the sex
>Craigslist, bored and horny
>guy wants me to fuck his wife
>timestamped pic
>22 yo wants me to fuck her
>timestamped pic
>mfw I just like the nudes
>mfw I wish gf sent nudes
>mfw I wish gf initiated physical comfort
>mfw I have no face

>>726679824
Elaborate please anon

>>726679947

i was referring to how men fuck everything. even dudes when theres nothing else for them.

>>726680044

lots of prison gay for the stay types

>>726679933
How so? I don't just sit with ma cock out.

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>>726679846
look at her pussy. shes just begging for the dick.
dont worry, im sure youre a beta fag. even if you actually met her theres is no way she would let you bend her over.

but you will follow her home and climb into her window while shes sleeping dressed as a giant teddy bear and rape her. (the bear costume is because she is a child and wouldnt suspect a thing)

>>726679833
Friend said not to post any pictures, as there may be identifiers (names, items etc) so better safe than sorry as i dont wanna get caught.

>you were stupid as fuck to descend into a shaft that hasn't been open for years.

Yea like we said, we were retards. We aired it out for a bit and checked to make sure it was breathable, but if there was some sort of gas down there we could have died kek

Nobody in my current friend circle knows about my past. It's better that way. If they did, they probably wouldn't consider me as their 'friend' anymore. I've done some incredibly reprehensible things which I guess I am trying to karmically make up for.

>>726679979

anyway, after that i started doing it to him, and he would do it to me. progressively doing shit until he (there's no other way to say it) put it in my ass and thats how i started thinking i was gay. cause i was doing so much gay stuff with him. but it felt good, and i was horny, so... i just kept doing it. for 2 years.

>>726678755
i call bs

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>>726680115
Dude wtf? I'm not like that! I like older girls trust me. I think it's because I marathon Series of Unfortunate events that I got it in my head. You need to knock it off bro.

>>726679864
nope, completely true.

>>726680041
The story itself is kind of boring.
>be me, 17
>friend of a friend was 20-something policewoman
>met a few times, flirted
>took her home from party
>watched macgyver
>fucked

hooked up with her a few times after that. She liked having her handcuffs used on her.

>>726680149
Heh. Descend into a 70 year old Nazi bunker and die from gas.

> +1 in overtime

>>726680044
so you were basically saying i'd fuck dudes all the time. Yeaa....that's not for me.

Don't get me wrong, I'd fuck a few dudes if that meant fucking the rich bitch starbucks 10's that hang out with gay guys who they eventually fuck because they're whores and want to "turn a gay guy".

>>726680115

i was gonna say "she looks like emily browning" and then realized they are both in the same movie/show.

good casting.

>>726680285

those women are not for you, unless you get rich and they know.

women dont like to say it out loud, but they are literally whores in the biological sense.

i have women in my family, and this doesnt change teh fact: women are wired to seek the best deal. social, economic, or both.

My roommate is really attractive and now that he broke up with his cheating ex has started to bring home some super hot bitches to fuck his pain away. Jealous and horny i began to get off hearing them through the wall until it wasnt enuff. Last week i went in his room after he and his fwb left early morning to find their used condom. i kept thinking of them fucking looking around his bedroom it got me crazy horny. So I took the condom filled with cum from the floor opened it up and put my cock in to end up jerking laying in his bed. I loved having his cum all over my cock. AM I FUCKED UP /b/???

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>>726680421
>>726680421
>>726680421

>>726680247
LOL

I'm sure if i died my friend wouldn't tell anybody so he could sell the shit first without police interference lol

>>726680207
You don't have to believe me, i can barely believe it myself lol

Jerked off with my brother when i was younger.

No sexual attraction towards each other or anything like that though. Just got bored doing it by myself.

>>726680418
So women never enjoy sex for sex's sake...

So I can never fuck is what you mean...

>>726680529
>Jerked off with my brother
Fag

>>726680604
>So I can never fuck is what you mean...

you can fuck. just never 10's or 9's.... or anything at your level.

women "date up"... so if you're a 5.... you're getting a 4, and so on. downwards.

unless you are rich.

SIDE NOTE

I'm pretty sure the bunker wasn't actually built until some time in the cold war. It just seems the nazi fuck put all of his important things in there for safekeeping.

My friend agreed based on how it was built/building techniques and materials and other complicated shit.

>>726680628
Bet that captcha was worth it huh?
Ngr

>>726680241
He said you gotta be kidding me because the post you replied to about the milf neighbour is an old copypasta, same as the "my moms friend fingered me in her car"

>>726680683
But what if I became one of those sassy tan effeminate gay guys like I said, and tried to get them that way?

Aren't women also into manipulating and fucking people's lives up? In the sense that the challenge of turning a gay guy straight is entertaining enough for them to fuck?

I've been considering letting a man suck ma dick or sucking a dick just for the experience

Me and some other student anons group fucked a chick who worked at our uni. She left her job a few weeks later because of it

>>726680865
>Aren't women also into manipulating and fucking people's lives up? In the sense that the challenge of turning a gay guy straight is entertaining enough for them to fuck?

there are cases like that, but not every women is the same when it comes to turning men straight. only the psycho do shit like that. and you shouldnt fuck psychos.

>>726681072
Great! Now fuck offff

Between the ages of 10-13 I use to do gay stuff with a kid 2 years younger than me.

>>726681108
hmm, i thought all of them were psychos/mentally damaged. At least in the west

>>726681084
what are you talking about man. Ya'll raped her?

i stayed at an airbnb run by two gay guys who had two adopted daughters that spend three nights rekking my cock and balls. They owners never knew

>>726681254
No anon. It was consensual but her boss found out and she had to quit

When I was 14 I sucked an 11 yo girls pussy while she was sleeping who had to staying the night.

>>726679287
Nazi memorabilia only illegal in Germany, firearms legality varies by country ( no automatic weapons anywhere!), artworks / antiques / other valuables may be considered as treasure if the items are not on trace lists or there are no heirs to claim.

>>726681603
Yea, i was recommended to sell some shit in Italy. Apparently there's lots of collections there.

Its ww2 weps and such, nothing automatic.

Yea exactly, it's those "treasure" items that made my friend lose his mind ex authentic badges, medals and jewelry shit like that.

>>726674847
My secret is that I like you so much :c

>>726681789

i dont. fuck off faggot.

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>>726674847
I am currently cheating on my white gf with a hotter hispanic girl.

>>726678586
I know it sounds really petty and insecure, but as straight white manlet I often feel deeply aggravated on a personal level by blacks, women, etc. who basically say "woe is me, I'm so oppressed, if only I were straight white male my life would be perfect"

Fuck you people. Just because someone is straight, white, and male doesn't necessarily mean they never get fucked over by genetics and society. Manlet status, especially uber-5'5"-baby-faced-manlet status, has an undeniable negative impact on the way a lot of people perceive and behave towards me. But I don't march around with signs demanding that society stop oppressing me and constantly paint myself as some sort of martyr. I try to make the best of my lot in life.

I use to steal money from work as it was a shit job and my boss was a total cunt. I only ever stole what I thought the job should have paid and what I was worth to the company.

There's an alleyway at the side of my house and the local kids hang around drinking and smoking.

A group of chav pizza grils where hanging about there the one day when I went to the shop.

One asks, can you go in the shop for us? For alcohol?

What do I get out of this I said.

They looked at each other for a few seconds then one turns to the chubby one and says.

She will show you her tits.

Meh OK but can I touch them?

Sure but nothing else

Procured alcohol then touched pizza tits. What they didn't like was when I started to jack off infront of them.

Although one seemed to like it.

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I jack off to friend's loli gf's pics

I lost my virginity to my best friends ex gf (While they were dating) she never knew it was me, she was black out drunk and me and my friend look really similar, same build hair color. I was only a bit tipsy when it happened but she could barely move. I came inside her and it was amazing.

>>726681998
I agree, i had this though once. although i think it may have an evolutionary explanation not a social one

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>>726682116
This was her around the same time it happened. Great tits.

>>726682429
Yea would bang/10

I have hypospadia

>>726676434
>Pretty much, that was why I never hooked up with him again, felt way too gay. Learned i like dick!

Fixed*

I want my girlfriend to cuck me and lock me in chastity

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>>726682334
Oh yeah, I definitely think if it as an evolutionary phenomenon at least in terms of attracting girls.
My impression is that a female of most mammalian species is naturally attracted to larger, stronger males who offer greater protection, a general sense of comfort and safety, and the prospect of more physically viable offspring.

As such, I don't really feel justified in condemning the common slag who gravitates towards the jocks. I just begrudgingly accept evolutionary mechanisms for what they are, and hope to find a partner who's attracted to me for my personality/facial aesthetics. They tend to be more my type anyway.

But anyway, I'm just so sick of being part of a demographic that constantly gets haphazardly demonized as "ultimately privileged" when the vast majority of us as individuals all have our own unique burdens to overcome.

Anon has fucked my mind now. Just kill me fam.

>>726682995
If she has a snapchat/kik I can help with that.

>>726683107
She's way too loyal, she doesn't even watch porn because she feels bad about looking at another guys dick

>>726683157
how does it feel to be a faggot?

>>726683157
I could tempt her. send her pictures and make her crave it. It anonymous too so "you'll never know"

Add me on kik? jerellevincent

>>726683074
niggers gonna nig, i wish we would just laugh off those niggers that demand free shit. but we (Americans) are too cucked for that. an this is coming from a right leaning libertarian

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i stuck a keychain of happy from fairy tail up my ass for 5 dollars

>>726683352
who gave you the $5

When somebody does me dirty i wait a couple of months to post their number on Craigslist with stupid crazy deals.

my mother's car in the back. my father's, finger. tried to.

I'm finally not a cancerous mobile-poster

Im Brads wife

>>726683611

Hi Brad's wife.

I jerk off using my friends gfs bra and panties

I'm so beyond messed up by childhood bullying, losing my mother early and my messed up relationship with my father that I honestly have no self esteem. I'm so obsessed with making myself perfect in other people's eyes that I honestly have no idea what my own opinions and preferences are.

>>726675874
>nothing overly dramatic, i just don't see a future for me and even if i did i just don't feel like sticking around. It's hard to put in words but i just feel like being dead, no responsibilities or anything like that sounds like real peace
lol
you're going to be pretty embarrassed when you kill yourself then find out that feeling is just something that comes with being young, and it passes.

>>726683293
I don't think my experience is particularly unique on this board when I say that I spent my entire childhood/teen years literally taking leftist politics as absolute and self-evident truths.

But for the last four years or so I've been moving further, and further, and further.....and FURTHER away from the left to the point where now I genuinely wonder how much of it was due to my cognitive maturation and how much was due to the left seriously devolving into severe self-delusion and nauseating sanctimony.

The self-delusion is the scariest part. You can clearly see a lot of these radical leftists blatantly dismissing simple logic for the sake of preserving their version of reality. How the hell can you combat an ideology that has altogether abandoned appeals to reason?

i want to fucking die
xD

>>726683997
don't know what to make of this post. irony?

>>726683997
What did he mean by this?

I've done terrible things with a pedo mommy

>>726674847
>>118063973
someone just posted cp on pol

>>726684247
>>726684174
im drunk and unironically want to die

>>726684410
and why do you want to die

>>726680521
you won't be able to sell shit, and it won't come to a fraction of your friend's estimate if you do -- and you really might want to check out the law on Nazi memorabilia too lol

>>726680687
>My friend agreed based on how it was built/building techniques and materials and other complicated shit.
>building techniques and materials and other complicated shit.
lol
oh you guys are amateur forensic architectural investigators now

it's turning into a straight fantasy story

>>726684489
cause life is pointless and mortality is a fucking joke
every effort i put into improving my life is thrown back into my face
and at the end of it all even if accomplish great things i will be rewarded with death

>>726674847
>I left home at eighteen, hated it there, abuse etc
>Never told anyone where I went
>Joined the army
>Still there nine years later
>Traveled the world
>Met a beautiful girl while on leave in German
>Married her
>Whenever she asks about my family, I tell her I'm an orphan
>greatest fear is one day is that my family will find me and duck up my life I have build for mysefl

>>726684388
Keep that shit away from me bro.

I get off sharing pics and videos of my buddy's hot ex. Dumb bitch would be so humiliated if she knew people were intimately familiar with every inch of her including what she looks like with a cock in her mouth and cunt.

>>726684738
im glad you have found success

I've masturbated to fat girls having a food fight and when all was said and done i sat in shame, covered in my own mojo contemplating my existence

>>726684846
just kill yourself now m8

>>726684738
only solution is kill yourself

>>726684645
He does construction/metal working so it what he said. I trust his word because the shit sounded like it made sense.

I don't know shit though

I have no secrets

>>726678755
I kinda started calling bullshit when you said flashlight, don't most Europeans refer to them as a torch?

>>726685100
okay tell me have you done anything illegal?

>>726685255
Like I said, I'm not german. I'm canadian lol.

>>726685269
Yes of course

>>726685385
like?

>>726685436
Are u questioning me?

>be me 16
>family move
>new school, no friends
>meet cool kids
>get invited to a rave
>told to bring money for goodies
>thought it was for beer or weed
>arrived still in car
>everyone told to give driver $30
>driver goes outside comes back
>everybody given a pill
>molly me not cool with it
>peer pressured to taking
>1hr later it kicks
>love it me having the time of my life
>making friends kissing random girls
>early morning rush fading away
>want more looking for driver
>driver worry refuses
>told no because my first time to be safe
>me insisting offer him more money
>driver still refuses until unknown girl gets involved
>told to meet him in parking lot in 15mins
>driver gives me a speech in car and changed his mind
>after some talking he accepts
>while pulling out stash driver asks how it feels
>me great happy grateful horny
>driver horny too and admits finds me cute
>offer pill for free if driver can suck my cock
>craving high and horny its done deal
>we move to backseats it feels great
>stops ask if I like it and if wish to suck his too
>we ended up fucking in the car
>unknown girl later became my girl
>she still doesnt know that I got fucked by her friend for molly

>>726685510
yes, if you truly have no secrets then you'd be willing to tell me

>>726685276
Well it explains that part. Honestly why I hope you're saying is true, it's always kinda being a dream of mine to come across something like that, just to look at the stuff myself, get the weapons working and maybe use them. It would be like a interactive history lesson that is completely mine. The money part wouldn't bother me, I'd love to own a Luger or a kar98...

>>726685611
I won't be selling all of it, there is some cool fucking shit in there that i'd like to keep for myself (Example uniform).

But when you're talking about 15mill euro it gets tempting.

>>726676077
There are man tits and bitch tits. Bitch tits are more womanly obviously.

My "best friend" is a girl. I've always liked her but she friend zoned me hard and since I'm a beta that can't do anything about it I get back at her by pissing and/or cumming in Starbucks smoothies that I give her and watch her drink it.

>>726685817
gay and fake

>>726675362
you're doing life wrong, my friend. Stay active. Even when it comes to the almond.

>>726675115
if you fap to gay porn more than rreg 9/10 times, then you are 9/10 gay and 1/10 straight fag

I'm my younger sisters little cuck

>>726685889
idk i used to fap to straight porn (or at least lesbian ) then I found Eartthbound shota, and it was downhill from there

>>726684797
Anyone interested?

>>726685957
what does this mean

>>726685998
yes post

>>726680521
Dude, you dont have a smartphone? You could easly take pictures to prove your lazy ass

>>726686068
Is it cool to email them?

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I have three cousins, two boys and one girl, all around the same age. They all kind of look up to me but the girl in particular didn't know me much when she was younger because I was staying in another state at the time. Now that I've been back we've gotten close.

I love them to death and am extremely protective of them, but I'm also really really aroused by her and it bothers me so much because she's my cousin and trusts me like an older brother. There have been all these situations that seem set up to tempt me but I've never given in. For example:

>took them all to the beach, grandparents have a nice beach house right on the shore
>spend the whole day swimming, everyone's tired, I order pizza for them and go to pick it up, she wants to ride in my truck with me
>she's in a bikini and fills it out really well
>she ends up falling asleep and laying her head on my lap, I'm still in my trunks and her head is right next to my cock
>willing myself pleading not to get a hardon, of course I do and then I'm thinking of anything to get it to go away
>she wakes up half delirious after I run over a small pothole and asks what's in my pocket
>tell her nothing and she just quietl goes back to sleep, worried that at any point she's going to realize what it was and break off contact

>>726686095
no

>>726686139
Can I give you my email?

>>726686085
Pictures of the bunker?

refer to
>>726680149

I never bought win-rar

>>726686177
post here

>>726686127
What kind of bikini was it, anon?

>>726686218
Too hard, email will be easier. It's johnbrock583 at g mail. Goes for anyone who wants to see the slut.

>>726685959
Stop porning completely.
No fap for 2-3 weeks, then fap a couple of times a week max, to your imagination about girls you've met and like.

A few months without porn and your brain will have reset to normal.
It is just porn escalation that has created a fetish.
You'll be more calm and happier without the porn addiction.
First couple of weeks is the hardest, stay busy and around other people.
If you slip up, just start the no fap again and don't make a big deal out of it.

>>726685959
yea you need to figure out Tinder and get laid again

>>726685957
>>726686016
my sister decided to make me watch as she fucks with my friends a while back. we were all doing a lot of drugs and she said it was cause of that, that she doesn't know what happened to her to do that. but lately she's been at it again cause she concluded that nothing turned her more than that

>>726682429
Good work

>>726683611
Tell Brad I say hi, Brads wife.

>>726686127
She knew, and she told her parents.
Notice how they look at you now.

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>>726686318
Was that you attempt at humor lol?

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>>726675362

>>726686192
I get your point anon. But a picture of the entrance or shaft wouldnt identify anything.

If true, congratz be a happy millonaire, make your life worth it /b/rother

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super into domination lately.
might as well experiment.
how does one go about convincing bf to let me punish him.

I want my girlfriend to cuck me with bigger cocks

>>726686284
Thank you for this. I am struggling with this problem.

>>726686381
Good point actually. My buddy took a bunch of pics with his dslr, im gunna msg him and ask for some outside pics. Will update when he responds

>>726685674
Well like I said I really like to think you're telling the truth, it would be great to think that there's still treasure out there. You're winning man

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>>726686218
You going to email me?
Here's a regular pic of the slut.

>me at 11 or 12, we moved into a new
>house had an awesome bedroom in the basement I wanted that had its own bathroom and everything
>my sister got dibs on it since she was 5 years older than me
>one night I'm watching TV in basement with lights off and notice little spots of light on the wood paneling wall of the stair case
>I go up close and realize that there are a couple small holes/gaps in the panelling, I put my eye up to a few and realize that I can see right into my sisters closet, and if the closet door is open the view goes right into the room
>from then on every time I am home with just my sister I wait until she takes a shower then run to sit on the stairs and look through the hole. End up watching her change in probably a hundred times with clear views of her C cup tits, phat ass, and pussy with landing strip
>my number 1 fapping material from age 12-17 or so
>never got caught
>when she moved out i got offered the room but said no let her keep her stuff there for when she visits (and I kept doing it)
>only regret is this happened in the Nokia brick phone era and not the HD camera phone years

Test

>>726686429
You can do it.
Might take a few attempts.
Delete all the porn and the links etc.
Ask yourself if you want some shitty porn control your life.

A good website is 'yourbrainonporn', search for it.

Aside from that, start exercising every day, channel your energy into that. Eat good food, spend more time outside and around people. Start some new hobbies and do constructive things.
Leave your door open to avoid fapping, things like that.

>>726686547
gross

>>726686531
Yea thanks.

I like to think of this like that Nazi Gold train myth or whatever. Imagine if someone found that but didn't tell anybody. I bet there are still so much hidden shit out there for the lucky who can find it.

>>726686583
You don't think she's hot?

>>726686575
I can't porn is too good.

>>726686626
no but im a face man
face>ass>tits
her face isnt awful but youknow

Nice try Cia

>>726686626
get a life
ive seen you post this everywhere

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>>726686348
Nah, they keep pawning them off on me to this day. And it's not like she hasn't heard of sex, I'm not gonna give her age but she's older than 14.

>>726686235
Two piece, natch.

And like I took them all to the movies a while back, she insists on sitting next to me, then gets up in my lap for a "better view" even though we're in stadium seating. Every time she wiggled her butt I felt myself being pulled closer and closer to Satan's hot hell.

>>726686658
She's got a great body. Big tits, nice clean bald cunt, plus she's a corporate executive and would fucking die if anyone saw her private pics and videos

>>726686284
okay but I may have to avoid /b/ for that time..see ya'll soon anons

>>726685674
I've been tracking his posts and thanks to a friend at the isp, I have his IP and geocoordinates.

Cross referencing that with ww2 sites and I found a possible bunker location.
I'll clear it out within a day, I'm not far away - couple of hours' drive.

>>726686737
What color?

>>726686743
That too.
Good luck man, remember keep trying and don't feel down if you slip up a few times.

>>726686743
I'll leave when this thread 404's

>>726686749
>I've been tracking his posts and thanks to a friend at the isp, I have his IP and geocoordinates.

BACKTRACING NOW, CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

>>726686738
i dont particularly care tbh
i get thats ur fetish u do u but i aint jerkin to it

>>726686737
You're boring please stop

>>726686724
So have you seen the noods of her

>>726676937
Please, do tell.

>>726686737
She knows what she is doing.

Just take her for a drive, be romantic, take some candles and mood music, a blanket to keep her warm that you can share - have a haircut before so it looks a bit like her favourite actor - then violently rape her, choking her while she screams, cum inside her and watch her horror, then swiftly pick her up and slam her head over and over into a tree trunk until you hear either a snap or a crack. When she stops moving, dig a shallow pit and leave the body lightly covered so no one will see it, but the animals will be able to smell it and pull it apart.

Also, post pics and a full name/address.

I actually know how the universe works and I think its funny how the ones trying so hard to make me not say anything.

I enjoy every shitty movie you make and its kinda fun tbh.

>>726675485
Eh. One tablet later you'll be free of the disease. One argument later and you'll be free of the whore. Life goes on /b/ro. At least it ain't herpes.

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I've found running to be great exercise. It's a lot easier with a shopping cart, too. Not only do you have a speed-walker to make it less jarring on your joints, but there's a whole store full of employees who might be upset about the cart full of shit you're running away with to motivate you.

>>726678755
*yawn*

>>726686991
>my brothers gf has herpres
how fucked is he?

>>726674847
can yous top using this normie instagram photo?

k, porn anon checking out

>>726686980
shut up /x/ faggot

me and my sister flirt alot when we get even slightly fucked up, and im kind of worried its going to get weird if it goes further than it already has.

Ive felt her up, we've kissed a bit, some grinding, but we've kept back from oral or fucking.

its been like this since we were teens.

>>726687075
>can yous top using this normie instagram photo?

wow.

hello mexican fag.

>>726686749
looool. ill cya there

>>726687343
just do it whats the worst that can happen dude just make sure you dont knock her up

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>>726687343

>>726687697
shit was weird between us for a long time because of our whore mother and her hypocrite do as i say about sex. and its only gotten back to how we were when we were younger in the past 4 years.
>>726687734
I want her so bad, but I dont want shit to get fucked up again.

>>726687818
just talk to her about it
life is short we all gonna die whats the worst that can happen

>>726676403
The Aristocrats!

>>726687818
There's a simple test for this. Take a photo of your dick, print it out on a medium sized bit of photopaper.
Eat porridge for three days, then take a dump on a metal plate.
The log should be fairly large and hefty, with a nutty odour. Pick up the log and video yourself sucking on it for ten or twelve minutes.
When you are done, put the slickened log back on the plate, wedge the the photo and the camera/mobile phone into the top - and wait for your sister's reaction.

If she sends you a similar, poo based message, you are good to go as they say in the navy.

>>726688067
Comedy is all about -
- timing.

>>726688121
kek
>>726688030
I dont know how to, she does this passive aggressive co-dependent thing, where i dont know where i stand after we just stop, and i dont want to be a pussy begging her for pussy because she would see it as a weakness.

we had some very fucked up childhoods.