Hey guys, A friend "accidentally" sent at topless

step 1. find a flaw

>>726631489

Explain

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>>726631495
How about you Kys for trying to ask a serious question on b?

>>726631266

Also, this girl and I have texted and whatnot about sex..i've never actually gone on the offensive saying "hey, send me tits" because my paranoid ass looks at that kind of shit as Exhibit A as far as my gf is concerned.

But, she's outright texted me before and told me that she would have sex with me.

Post tits or GTFO

>>726631670

That's exactly what i'm trying to do!

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>>726631266
Dude, she was on here about an hour ago posting about your beta cringe ass. Told us all about your little flirty texts and how you would never take the initiative, etc. So we told her to accidentally send her boobs to you and to expect you in here freaking out about what to do next. Protip: if she hasn't found this thread yet, she will shortly.

Be proud, OP, you are about to make history for beta cringe faggots everywhere.

>>726632128

"omg, really?!"

>>726631266
Post them and we'll deliberate

>>726632613

It was on snapchat. I wasn't prepared to ghost screen shot it because I didn't expect them to be tits..if she would send them again, I would. They're pretty rocking tits and that's what is killing me.

>>726632431
OMG, really. You want more noodz to fap over, and she literally wants your dick.

Now, ask me how I know you're a massive faggot?

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>>726632722

>trying this hard to make OP feel bad about getting nudes while fapping to hentai

>>726632722
literally what i was thinking
just hook up one night, have a few drinks and fuck her???

>>726632963

lol

>>726633026
We're states away at this point. I would if I were closer.

My niece did that and said it was an accident and asked that I don't tell anyone so I told her since I've already seen her naked to keep sending me pix's so she still does

>>726633026
That, or you could ask for her boyfriend's phone number. Whatever floats your freak flag, dude.

But yeah, she wants to slobber all over that knob.

And now I even take some of her whenever I'm over her house while her mom isn't there

she told you she would have sex with you and you still haven't had sex? a u t i s m o

>>726633616
see

>>726633117

I'm going to fuck her this weekend while her mom is in Vermont

Amature. Stream your phone to your computer. Start screen capture. Open snap chat. Post tits

>>726631266
Flirt via snapchat, your shit gets deleted unless you're an idiot, and your paranoid ass dumpbait girlfriend will be non the wiser, unless this is a trap she's set up.

>>726631266
>SEND ME TITS, I WON'T FAP TO THEM I SWEAR HAHA

Please seek help, and not from /b/.

>>726633867

Fucking autists.

I'm asking on how to subtley suggest that she send more fucking nudes without demonizing myself as saying "hey, send more fucking nudes" incase she psycho bitches and tells my girlfriend because I'm paranoid.

I know how to take screen shots without a notification.

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>>726631266
'accidentally' send her a dick pic
/thread

>>726631518
Find a flaw that you can use to lower her self esteem and weaken her before you go in for the puss. Mention the flaw jokingly/non-serious in a very casual manner though while you're chilling with her in a relaxed setting that has some bants in it.

>>726634149
kys you pathetic cunt

>>726634149
You take a deep breath, let your nuts drop, and text her back:

"It's all good, girl; beats the hell out of some of the sad pix I've gotten... :-)"

Suave compliment, check. Subtle reference to beating your meat, check. Slight instigation of jealousy over other pix you might have received, check. If she doesn't blow up your phone with noodz after that, it really was an accident.

>>726634439
you're a genius devil anon

>>726634439

Hmm. Possibly. She's pretty up her own ass because she's a collegiate gymnast so that may be best route. I dunno.

>>726634683

That's the route I've taken. she says she's "embarrassed" but I think that's horse shit. We'll wait and see.

>>726634789
Meh, negging? Most chicks know that one now.

>>726634789

may not be*

If you're that interested in your 'friend' why not just date her?

>>726635039

Because i'm seeing someone else I like a lot more, but want to see my friends tits.

Plus, she's a cuck and would get on my nerves.

https://youtu.be/FPYCF0SZ8Kk

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>>726635039
As mentioned earlier, he has a gf.

>>726631266
"accidentally" send a dick pic back to her

>>726635423
The only right answer.

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OP, you have to make it seem like no big deal. Say "It's so crazy you accidentally sent those to me. At first I thought you were coming on to me, but then I realized you wouldn't want to mess up this great friendship we have!"

That will drive her crazy. More "accidental" pics incoming.

>>726634173
>>726635423
hivemind

Do you send randy nudes to your actual gf? If you do, then "accidentally" send her a dick pic like other anons in this thread said. Wait a lil to do it though.

>>726631266
Show us what she looks like ffs

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>>726635248

Cause you know, can't break up with her or anything.

>>726634173
>>726635423
>>726635669

This is the best idea yet. I'll probably send one in the next few days while sending actual ones to the gf.

It'll be a subtle "whoops, i did it too."

If she's cool with it - hey cool, we understand the field of play.

if she isn't cool with it for whatever reason - hey cool, I made the same mistake you did. prove it.

>>726635817
see
>>726635168

>>726635956

Would be funny if he's gf found out.

>so overall you hate her
>but she's got nice tits
>so you wreck us for a pair of tits

>>726631614
>says she would fuck you
>send you nudes
>I don't know if she would be okay sending me more nudes!

>>726636168

You're completely missing the fucking point.

>>726634149
FUCKING BETA FAG she sent YOU tits. it's more than okay to be interested you just tell your girl if she asks you wanted to share them on /b/ with your /b/ros for a laugh. the gf will buy that.

>>726636352
what is the point then?
You need us to tell you how to ask her to do something she's already doing of her own accord?