Hello, wagecuck. How was your long day at work? You must be

>>726615351
Must be easy having mommy and daddy pay for everything still huh? I miss being 12 sometimes.

>>726615702

Now now, wagie. Don't be getting stressed at home on the internet, you have enough of that at work.

>>726615351
How is it living with your parents you cuck?

>>726615933

No no, you're the cuck. The wagecuck, and don't you forget it, as much as you wish you could.

What time is your alarm set for? 6am? Possibly 5am?

>>726615351
Anon from the genuine slum here and I can tell you that being a wagecuck who rides a lawnmower in the sun with flexible hours and not to bad of a salary (not a spic gardener) is a fuck of a lot better than having masked niggers force their way into your apartment to grab your stash

If I don't work or do work, I don't eat
And I've gotta say it feels pretty fucking good not having had a gun pressed to the temple in 4 years

>>726616455

Are you implying that I am involved in illegal money making? That would require effort.

No, I just sign a piece of paper every 2 weeks and it goes straight into my bank account.

>>726616772
don't care how comfy you are anon, we're all walking towards the same cliff

>>726616772
No, I am telling you that where I'm from, with our welfare system and my broke ass junkie family you have to do either honest work or hustle like most of my neighborhood or you don't have money for food or housing

NEET isn't an option for me unless I go to prison, and I'd rather be a wagecuck with a steady job than a street rat fighting with niggers over turf

>>726617081

You won't be thinking that when your alarm wakes you up at 5am, struggling to look at the phone screen to disable it. While I continue sleeping like a baby.

>>726615351
Actually I have some days off. Feels good to pay for things with money I earned.

>>726617235
>some days off
>SOME

While I have every day off.

>>726617210
what's wrong man? You alright?

>>726616108
3am. Fuck.

>>726615351
It's 3 in the fucking afternoon why would I sleep?

>>726617342
don't you have friends with which you can talk about your cool lifestyle?

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>>726615702
>>726615933
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>>726617743
that was an honest question, do you have friends?

How do you get your NEETbux OP?

>>726616772
>Doesn't understand that welfare won't be a thing in a decade
>Doesn't understand that welfare doesn't get you poon
>Doesn't understand once the social security bubble pops all social systems won't be open

Enjoy it as it lasts, at least I get poon.

>>726617210
If you are trying to make me feel bad, i can assure you I already do. Your life sounds nice, I hope it is. When my alarm goes off tomorrow,I will probably think about the same thing I am thinking about now, which is I feel like dying. How are you anon?

>>726617926
Welfare seems to get niggers plenty of poon.

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>>726615351
Actually volunteered for late work today because I actually enjoy my work. Rolex Watchmaker at Rolex Service Center Copenhagen.

>>726617926

>all these assumptions

Poor, poor, angry wagie. I pity you.

>>726618035
Because they have a persona of big dicks, you don't have that. You don't get poon my lil degenerate.

>>726618106
Ok Mr virgin neck beard.

>>726618136
>>726617926
>on 4chan
>bragging about getting "poon"

Haha, sure you do, wagekekekek

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>>726615351
im 24 and have ~45k in the bank/investments/securities, so im taking a couple years off work to go back to school for something more marketable. unless i feel i can balance 16 credit hours and work, but i really dont need to.

>>726618191
>wagecucks think you can't visit clubs while unemployed

>>726618267
How does it feel, you will only ever feel pussy warmth on your dick when you put your Fleshlight in hot water.

>>726615351
Been living the NEET life for 2 years now, doesn't feel too bad

>>726618296
Warmth my brother.

>>726618406

Whatever helps you sleep at night, wagecuck.

Speaking of sleeping, don't you have work in the morning? Chop chop! Don't want to be late!

i wish i could have neet life

I lived off government bux with my mom until I was 26, sometimes working part time so id have money for beer/weed. Now I have a job and live alone. My depression vanished, i feel fulfilled and satisfied now.

When I was NEET, all my days seemed to merge into one giant, boring day.

>>726618402
Is that after rent, food, and all importantly internet? You could probably get in but Im highly doubtful that you'd have enough money to buy rufies.

>>726615702

mommy and daddy pay for everything and im 27 LUL

>>726618088
Someone who also enjoy their work here, I refurbish WWII antenna pedastools, 10 an hour, and I can uphold my addiction to cigarettes. OP is literally trash, and will eventually have to get a job due to daddy Trump's tax plan.

>>726618536
Who said I had to get up early?

>>726615351
I actually like my craft. I am a carpenter specialist on furniture. Its damn satisfying to build something out of raw materials into something beautiful for which people are willing to pay top dollars for.

I used to be like you. You know what happened? It sucked. I had all the free time, and nothing to do with it. No one to talk to, no one to take me seriously. No bad to relate to the good, and it all became bad. I got off my ass. I gathered up a resume, and got a labour job.

It sucks, it's not fun work and I don't have much free time, but I do have
>money to call my own
>parents who beam with pride when they see me
>Friends
>Like actual friends, people I've met at my job or through my job, or through hobbies, or by chance
>Old high school friends who don't get uncomfortable and brush me off when I try to meet up
>The choice to visit my parents when I want to see them and the ability to leave when I don't

And more than anything, you know what I am so grateful for? The ability to convince myself that my life is good without going online and bragging about being an attic-dwelling resource pit. I know you'll reply with something snarky and utterly bullshit about how I'm wrong, and I hope your finger hitting each letter of those lies hammers in the fact that YOU'RE NOT HAPPY.

Just fucking do something about it.

>>726617743
so no you don't have friends right?

>>726617210

Nah, but I will when your parents croak and you piss away the inheritance in 2 years

>>726616455
Learn the difference between a salary a wage while you're out there mowing my lawn.

I suspect OP is 41 years old and from the UK.

>>726615351
I manage a successful business where I make my own hours. Tonight after work I'm gonna spend the evening smoking weed and playing video games until I fall asleep whenever I want, then wake up whenever I want, go into my job where I tell other people what to do, and get off work to do it all over again.

The best part is I have money, a girlfriend, and a life and can afford the things I indulge in, like weed and video games.

How's life treating you, NEET?

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>all the mad wage cucks itt

Lmao I feel nothing but pity for you slaves

>>726618746
sure thing wage slave lmao

>>726618817

Or when inflation has raped your neetbux into a Zimbabwe millionaire

>>726618555
You truly do not. This is a troll thread, with OP rusing fags like you.

The neet life is great for a month or so, and it only stays great if you're a sociopath. I am not, and my neet hood for six months was fucking horrible after week six

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Life's too fucking short to spend one third of every day doing something that you despise doing. It'll kill you quicker than unemployment.

>>726619090
What if we don't despise it? What if we run our own business with the people we love and who love us and we have the income to buy whatever we want?

>>726618746
Truth
And these threads just make me cringe. If there really are people out there that think living off the welfare system or their parents like a parasite is the best way to live then that's sad as fuck. Life is not about "free time" so you can play video games lmao, its about doing something useful and at least contributing to the world in some way.

Why is everyone whining about their jobs?

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>>726615351
>wagecuck

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People with low IQ deserve to die, painfully. If they are unwilling to be wageslaves, they are useless.

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>>726618746
I have 4 words for you

CLEAN
IT
UP
WAGIE

>What are government benefits
wagecucks are truly meems

>>726619318
refer to
>>726617743

Anyone who doesn't subscribe to being a slave to the jews has a higher iq than wage cucks 100% of the time

>>726619241
Honestly -- working a meaningless office job for 9 hours a day is not contributing to the world. Life is about doing what you'd like to do for 70-80 years and then dying.

If OP wants to have all the free time in the world to do what he'd like, then let him do that. If you want to waste your life earning meaningless paper to live a sub-par, boring life, then do that. Nobody's gonna stop you, anon. :^)

>>726618457
1.5 years of NEET here. /highfive

I don't get it.
Is OP seriously bragging about doing nothing with their life?

>>726619488

This guy gets it.

>>726615351
You live with your parents OP, or welfare?
Genuine question, my parents are rich af so....

>>726619525
He's bragging about the fact that he is not doing useless shit with his life

>>726618679
Cigarette smoker calling somebody trash. That's funny shit right there.

>>726619515
NEET for 15 years, only people my age call it disabled. It gets old.

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Wow!
Thank you for that enlightening revelation!
With my newfound outlook on the world, I'm going to go out and experience the wonders that this magical world has to offer. The potential of so many amazing experiences is literally at the tip of my fingertips and I am capable of anything :-$

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So, wagecucks

How many hours did you work this week for Mr Shekelstein? Do you work on weekends too?

>>726619488
I think all of you calling "wage cuck" are missing the point. The point in life is to do a job you enjoy doing, but this is 4chan where most people work shit min wage jobs, i'm at uni getting an education so I can do a job I enjoy and feel good about my success. I guess all of you calling "wage cuck" have just never even thought of a job as more than a way to make money and you have never even thought about doing a good job because you don't have the skills or education to do so. I don't really care tho if you want to sit on the welfare system that's fine I guess you cant leach forever, i'm gonna be happy whatever I do I guess if you work a min wage job I can see what you mean tho but that's why you work so you're not a failure at life

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>>>I'm so glad I spent most of my life making the jews richer by doing labor

>>726615351
How fat are you?
What's your girlfriend's name?
How greasy is your neck beard?

I'd rather be earning a living with my hands than some fat neetfag any day of the week.

>>726619975

>implying living a good life means you're a failure

kekek get outta here wagecuck

>>726618088
Are you from PA?

>>726619488
Yepper

>>726619906
well people work for me so am I Mr Shekelstein?

>>726619975

>thinking this much into life

Poor wagie.

>>726615351
OP, I love you. I'm laughing so hard. Been living the NEET life for a year and nothing feels better than sleeping in lol

>>726620128
>Implying living a good life means doing nothing

Said i'm at uni so I don't even have a job atm but sure dude.

>>726620103
Not OP, but a 5' 10", 160lb NEET. Girlfriend named Christy. No beard at all; clean shaven.

>>726620222
Does not take long to think, it being life might be worth thinking about but when all you do is play video games I guess you don't need to think lmao

>>726620355

>no jobs means you don't do anything at all

Get a load of this wagecuck.

>>726620355
>implying that being free from wageslavery means you do nothing

kekekek :3

>>726620333
nothing feels better than waking up naturally too.
or when you don't have to feel guilty going to sleep late, because your sleep rythm already naturally aligns with the sun
don't you just love being able to lie in the sun as long you want?
oh right, we neets are supposed to be pale.

>>726618555
You don't /b/to. It's nice for a month or so and the the stress of not having enough money to pay bills starts to seriously weigh on you. Depression pretty much coexists with the NEET life.

>>726620458

I didn't once mention video games, wagie. Maybe you're just jealous that YOU don't have time to play them? Hmmm? With that 40 hour job you have lol.

>>726615702
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>>726620355
>>726620103
>tell wagies their lives are meaningless
>they get butthurt and list all the ways they contribute and insult you

Feels good not being a thin skinned wage cuck

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>>>I'm so glad I spent most of my life working a dead end job

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>>726620497
You guys are in a lot of denial, I guess you have to be when you have no purpose and you don't do anything or have anything to be proud of

>>726620669
kek I didn't insult you actually

>living at home, getting college degree Im not interested in
>set to to inherit about 500k when my father passes
what do (besides kill dad)

>>726620701

I don't understand why someone would be proud of small copper coins and pieces of paper which mean nothing. I've got a life I enjoy. I'm proud that I can do, quite literally, whatever the hell I would like.

shh wagecuck its okay you dont need to be mad : )

>>726620701

How does it feel that you are spending the little precious free time you have, arguing with me on 4chan? Pretty pathetic way to spend your life, huh? Me on the other hand, have 24/7 free time, so it doesn't really matter at all.

>>726620841
How far into the program are you?

>>726620635
I just said I don't work, i'm at uni. I study and I don't need money I have £60k in stocks so its not like when I leave i'm going to need to slave at a job I don't want to do. You guys should just really change your perspective you would be a lot happier, not that its worth me arguing with you guys you're in denial and don't even make valid points. Have fun with your "life" if you can call it that lmao.

>>726620444
Nice trips.
You living the leech life too? If so, why?

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Awaken my goy, and embrace the glory that is your birthright. Know that I am the Overmind, eternal will of the Illuminati, and that you have been created to serve me.

>>726615351
Jesus, wageslaves are easy to rile up, aren't they?

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>mfw inherited millions and will never have to work

>>726620895
just about halfway, I just have no interest in anything academic, although im pretty smart. my GPA is near perfect

>>726620927
>You guys should just really change your perspective you would be a lot happier
>lmao

You consider yourself happy? Arguing with people on 4chan during the little free time that you have? Poor wagie.

>>726615351
Classic projection OP

>>726620865
Also I have plenty of time mate like I said multiple times I don't work, but either you cant read or you just want to argue because its the only fun you can have. I'm not gonna waste any more of my time anyway, but im sure you have time to waste

>>726621021
Not a leech. Worked for years, saved almost all of that money. Got sick of my job, so I quit. Live off that money I saved. Feels good man.

>>726621119
>I'm not gonna waste any more of my time anyway, but im sure you have time to waste

All the time in the world, wagie.

>>726617743
You enjoying your ramen?
Or does mom and dad pay for you to eat something that isn't freeze dried?

>>726621098
As long as the degree is in a useful track, you can apply it to a ton of fields. Just don't get a useless one like art, philosophy, or any of that shit. A degree is mostly just a piece of paper telling an employer that you can follow directions for a prolonged period of time, and so they pay you more than they would somebody without one.

nice b8 OP, but the only thing I don't doubt is that you are in fact a mouthbreathing NEET.
Feelsgood making bank in a career i love.

>>726621508
Define making bank

If you work for someone else you're not making bank, your employer is

>>726621508

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Speaking of which, bedtime, wagie. Work waits for no wagecuck.

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How it feels to be descendant of fucking slaves serving their owners?

>>726621506
yeah, thats pretty much been my train of thought. im going for finance, and its from a school accredited in business studies so I suppose its worth something

>>726621664
Either way he makes more than you do

>>726617743
>learn an instrument, language, study Nietzsche and Aristotle
Do Neets ever do any of these grandiose things they claim to have all this time to do? It feels like their days are 60% videogames, 30% anime and 10% sitting on the toilet, all while eating junkfood.
Also you are even further away from freedom than people with their own income. Let's say your parents/grandma/whoever dies tomorrow, you are royally fucked.

>>726621967

>money is everything

Wagecucks these days. So insecure and materialistic.

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I just got paid time and a half to sit in my office drinking juice and playing Counter strike for 8 hours, then tomorrow im going to take a company car on a road trip to do an worth of work, then get a nice steak dinner on company dime, then swing by the store to look at a new bedset for the brand new comfy bed i just bought and will be sharing with my girlfriend all weekend, before i go back to work to do trivial tasks and play video games for decent pay.

YOU AINT RATTLING ME POORFAG

>>726622142
an hour worth, rather

>>726622029
Not really. If you think about it, if the source of NEETbux dies, then the NEET is just going to inherit it. Definitely not fucked in your scenario.

>>726615351
I'm not even NEET. I just troll these threads to piss people off who take their jobs too seriously.

ITT: NEETS trying to justify their pathetic lifestyles, endlessly sucking up resources off their parents, angry at themselves for being too pitiful to land a job, get a social life/girlfriend, and manifest that hatred outwards to real men that can support a family, out of jealousy.

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>>726622535

OP here. Yeah I work too, lmao.

>>726622582
>support mah family
You mean that hamplanet you knocked up? Enjoy your manmade prison.

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>>726622374
>implying said NEET has the knowledge or skills to sustain/invest inherited NEETbux

>>726615351
i'm self employed and doing OK, better than when I was someone else's employee

i just cannot get up early any more. i don't know what's happened to me, i probably sleep about 2 hrs more a day now.

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TFW high hourly pay but low amount of hours as a freelancer living a decent life.

>>726622883
You're just right, dude.

Nobody is respecting your ass. Especially women. What is the point op? Bragging for being a do-nothing? So what is your plan at 35?
Yep, knew a dude who lived off of his wealthy parents. "Took some classes", to look like he was being productive. Year after year went by. His dad died. Thought he was going to be set with $.
Had big debts. Got his old car. Haven't heard about him in years. He lives with his mother, and is "obligated" to take care of her. Whether he wants to or not. No self respect, pride, or confidence. "So what do you do op?"
"Um...uh..." Loser.

>>726622883
Those 8 hours, yeah?

Actually after you paid your tax bills, medical expenses, kids, deductions etc. You only get what a NEET gets anyway. Where I am they get about 500 a month (if you have mental or health condition). If your parents don`t make you pay rent. That`s 250 spending money and 250 savings. No contract phone, pirate media, music etc minimize bills.

Meanwhile your working your fingers to the bone, for 30 years and In the end your too worn out and sick to enjoy it. Or develop a health condition along the way that fucks you up.

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>>726622990

Don't get all hot and bothered, wagie. Just because you hate your dead end job.

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>>726622816
Even if she was a hamplanet, I'd rather fuck a hamplanet than be socially retarded NEET.