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Rekt Thread

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Rekt Thread
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story?
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>>726596156
Exgirlfriends work. She broke up with him. No pussy is worth it!
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>>726596156
He shot himself!
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>>726596263
It is if you never had anything worth anything to yourself in your life.

I wouldn't though hell no.
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>>726595338
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>>726596999
what the fuck is that?
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>>726596999
I swear this is the only video that makes my whole body quiver. I can handle ISIS, mechanical mutilations, etc, but this shit is just too much.
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>>726596999
woah the fuck is going on with his eye?
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>>726597082
>>726597185
Stupid Newfags
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>>726597030
pretty sad when your buying puppies to feed a stupid snake
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>>726597416
Another newfag ALERT !
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http://www.bestgore.com/murder/man-accuse-rapist-allow-inmate-murder-hanging-brazil/

Just a typical day in Brazil, waning, don't waste time listening to the fuckers in the video. Bullocks...they found a victim for their addiction of murdering a soul on camera and that was it. Quite rage inducing.
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>>726596156
Guy had a bet with the owner that he couldn't stand up for more than 10 seconds after getting shot it the heart. The guy won the bet, died happily.
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>>726597517
im with newfag tho

having a puppy
>dogs show affection
>they protect you
>their nice company
>you can play with them
having a snake
>cant let it out of its enclosure becasue it might attack you
>shows no affection
>does nothing entertaining
>their a pretty stupid pet in general
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Unga bunga
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>>726597472
I scrolled from the beginning just enough to see the guy swinging. I swear I thought he was hitting the guys balls over and over and then breaking his legs til I seen something splash so I looked.
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>>726598227
That's why he starts the timer on his phone before, so it's official.
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>>726598286
Did she really die?
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>>726596999
who get the urge to try this now? It looks like it eases his pain in a way
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>>726597658
story?
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>>726598551
Fucking nobody. He's insane.
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>>726597281

Kek!
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>>726598867
IIRC the guy stab him because he beat him in StarCraft or LoL, something like that.
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>>726598867
he got outplayed by darius
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>>726597416

In fairness I buy snakes for falconry to teach them to hunt.
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can someone post that webm of that sandnigger gettin rekt by a shotgun in slowmo ?
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>>726598264
You've obviously never had a snake. They ARE affectionate if raised & cared for properly.
>does nothing entertaining
They eat. That's always pretty fucking entertaining.
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>>726599231
>>726599190
Jesus, what a dick move
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>>726597842
did that car just travel back in time?
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>>726598344
Just a mild headache.
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>>726598344
Yup, fluids in brains is no good
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That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.
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>>726596999
checked
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>>726595338
my fav thing about this is how he places the gun on the counter after
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>>726595338
Is that a 22? bad choice to an hero with.
Read about a guy who tried with a 10gauge and fucked it up.
They found a trail of blood from his livingroom to the garage where he found another shell and finished the job.
His face making a trail the whole way
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>>726595338
lol dis nigga took a long time to fall
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>>726600919
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>>726600919
U mad?
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>>726598344
Not sure brain injuries are funny she shue as fuck had some lasting problems though.
And with the shit healthcare she likely recived in the middle of a jungle im guessing yes she died.
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>>726601400
>>726601475
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.
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>>726598316
It's magic. You can't tell from where did the knife come from.
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>>726601957
"I'm NOT a whiner." s/he says. While ranting.
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>>726601957
good bait
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For those who are curious about the webms of a woman in yellow shorts, here you go. Just another brazillians stupidity.
https://forum.deathaddict.com/threads/must-see-girl-has-a-log-slammed-down-on-her-head-then-punched-in-the-face.5650/
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>>726597030
Why
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>>726596999
Tf is this
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>>726603443
This is too much, stupido.
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>>726601153
Kek
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>>726604118
fucking nope, i remember this i couldn't finish it, closed it out quickly

Call me a faggot i don't care, thats 2 edgy. I would like to find the person that did this to that kid. mother fucker would be done 4. I tear his ass right out the fucking frame
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>>726599883
Lmao
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>>726604357
fake, he would've stopped moving right after grabbing the wire
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>>726604413
what kind of gas is that?
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>>726598867
He was feeding in dota.
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>>726600919
I agree, part of me wants to show people exactly what is going on in the world around them and remind them that not everything is peachy clean, the other part og me knows that most other people aren't as emotionally shutoff as I am.
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>>726600919
Why you heff to be mad? It's just a thread
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>>726598286
Story? She's sexy
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>>726605305
wat how ?
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>>726604627
It's the air becoming plasma
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>>726604867
filename kek
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>>726603443
This is the dumbest shit i've ever seen
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>>726598264
Well the guys obviously just a sicko who enjoys recording his snake attack and swallow puppies. I doubt he cares about a puppy showing affection.
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>>726603443
Was that kazoo kid getting shot in the mouth?
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>>726606168
Do you like dogs?
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>>726604413
lady gaga's music videos are always cool
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>>726604118
story?
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>>726604275
Why would you care about someones sperms' specimen?
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>>726606508
They're alright. I don't personally have one or want one though. Why do you ask? I'll bet you're gonna post the vid of the dog getting its head smashed in with a 2x4 right?
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>>726600919
Why is everyone reacting to this as if it isn't copypasta?
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>>726606950
Just asking, i like birds
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>>726599438
>They ARE affectionat.
Lol no. They are not. They do no have the capacity or right chemcials to display such things
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Warning, graphic as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsNKua3vG1k
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>>726597185
dude fucking same. I've been on here for 9 years now, and this video is the only one that fucks me
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>>726607379
that's grrrrrrreat!
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>>726606870
nerve gas
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>>726605105
Fucking Uber kek
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JOIN MY SCHOOLS KAHOOT!
CODE
9171453
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>>726608165
>9171453
joined
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>>726608345
Joined
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>>726595338
Wonder why he done that hmmmm
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>>726605153
i want to kill myself and you made me laugh, bonus points
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>>726597675
Don't u jus love Brazilians
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>>726607379
Send her my way, my dick will matchy her pussy.
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>>726598344
either serious brain injury, or a broken neck, if not both
long story short she dead
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>>726604274
Nice vagina to bad it's on heavy period
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>>726607195
Of course snakes aren't fucking affectionate. And dogs are the only animal on Earth that has chosen to align itself with man. 33,000 years of us breeding them, making them perfect. Anyone who would harm a dog will have karma to answer to eventually. They always do.
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>>726605223
>laser
lol
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>>726599394
I'd rather see whites get rekt
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>>726600919
Didnt read this shit and the fagget took the time to write it. Get off the internet pussy
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>>726610500
Can't find them. Only the shit hole countries of the world have so much fucked up shit happening. Sorry darkie, your nationality sucks.
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>>726605305
LMAO WHAT THE FUGGGG

pls provide backstory, anyone!
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>>726602579
story?
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>>726599671
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>726596999
PCP is one hell of a drug.
Also, trips.
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>>726610254
fucking kek, that's some final destination shit
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>>726604536
story?
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>>726604826
wow
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>>726604118
See you do it with a small dull knife so he can think about it for awhile before he bleeds out.
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>>726607513
noice name
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>>726610763
http://www.statesman.com/news/local/police-suspect-ignited-car-explosion-that-injured-two-officers/JLhN8Kx5mMVDWtfObfKC3N/
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>>726610763
I usually cheer for the white guy but that was pretty good.
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>>726612467
Thank you.
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>>726611993
Ms. Frizzle was fucking smashing
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>>726612217
Jesus fucking christ
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>>726612913
>resisting
thats why you niggers ger rekt by police
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>>726612217
Oh my
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>>726612913
Does the police officer have pig tails
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>>726612913
>Socks in sandals
Policeman did the right thing
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>>726612217
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>>726611418
He kicked a tire and it exploded
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>>726606986
Because 99% of people in rekt threads are fucking newbies and retards.
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>>726611418
he stepped on a fucking lego, you dip.
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>>726605392
Always laugh at this kek
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>>726596634
BLACKED
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>>726597842
Ghost Rider
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>>726613816
Not the one you replied to but I always think that it's some fine trolling technicque, pretending to be new. The best forms of trolling are basically impossible to distinguish from the real stupidity. Remember the golden law of it.
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>>726604501
Some...BODY
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>>726610674
So much bait
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>>726605223
Fucking random crits
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>>726605305
If you look closely, you can see he gets possessed by a chicken near the end.
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>>726595338

He just proved it works, he's got no chance of a refund.
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