So my chemistry teacher told us to create and name our bars of

The Pummeler

Penis Poo

Moist Nigger

>>726578903
>chemistry teacher using his students as raw labor

How will he grade your soaps I wonder? What a fucking tool. My chem class blew shit up.

Poodirt

Tell everyone Poodirt is the ancient vietnamese godess of hygiene

"soap"

I honestly dont know how he'll grade us. All I know is that I need a bitching name for our soap so when we present it to the families of the students they will shit themselves for not thinking of a name like ours

ITT ua ban

Gentle Caress

"lump that makes you clean"

saucy brick

go on shark tank with that say its saucier than any other soap

>>726579160
The cock calming clean cleanser cuck bar. The C5 for short. Like C4, but even cooler.

mega moister

Shape it like a penis and add the tagline
"The best asshole soap by far"

We'll probably shape it like a pair of balls

Made in Auschwitz

>>726579548
A+

>>726578903
Teen Spirit or Blacked

Our tagline is currently: "The world's most manliest soap"

>>726578903
the jew

Sorry, phone poster atm, but google "nigger head soap".

Ex Goldstein

>>726578903
'I can't believe it's soup'

>>726578903
fag attrakt

Mandingo

>>726578903
'You can lock me up and throw away the key but you can't keep my face from breaking out soap'

"The licorice that cleans your dicorice"

>>726578903
'Allah Snackbarofsoap'

>>726580465
this

The Cracker Cracker

>>726578903
'Muh Lil Nigga'

We're debating on "The licorice that cleans your Dicorice" or "The Cock Calming Clean Cleanser Cuck" bar

The Moldy Precum Cleaner

>>726580676
licorice
checkem

>>726578903
Nigger-be-clean

>>726578903
make it brown and call it "shit brick"

Fat Black Asphalt.

>>726578903
The, DontDrop

The black that actually cleans society

>>726578903
Soapy mcsoapface

Burning but whole

>>726578903
Soaky Jack

>>726580676
c5 anon here...go with licorice

Black soap matters

This is fucking beautiful.

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>>726578903
Extra Strength Vagasil Bar

Brand new Soap 2000

MLP
my licorice pumice

>>726580900
Checked

Alright, the creation of "The Licorice that cleans your Dicorice" begins on monday, and will continue on Wednesday, I'll post pics of our monstrosity then but until then we need a firm name if nothing better comes up

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>>726580900
dubs decided

>>726580966
with a picture of Sparkle

>>726580966
>>726581044

Our basic idea behind the creation of "The Licorice that cleans your Dicorice" is to make it feel like you put your arm through a cheese grater on use and smell absolutely terrifying. Any other ideas on how to make this thing fucking terrible to use? (Within reason of high school classroom supplies)

The cleansenator 9001
Or maybe the cleansening

All these names actually suck

What happened to /b/?

Last time i was here was 2011

That said, I'm not original. So imma go with soapy mcsoapface

bagadix

If your kid is swearing make him go suck a bagadix to wash his mouth out

My sides are in orbit (mfw you dont know how to reply because newfag)

>>726579098
Only thing that blew in that classroom was the teachers dick in your ass, faggot

Nigerrub

What we mean by "smells like axe" is when that faggot in the locker room wastes a whole can of that shit in one spray. We're going to spray an entire can of axe on one bar of soap and the whole fucking class will have to put up with it

Chad

>>726581286
Fibreglass fibres in mixture

That sounds bretty gud.

>>726581726
blacksciencewhoa.jpeg

How about "my jewish grandma"

Is there any oils of substances we can coat our soap with to make it feel like your skin burns on contact? of course we'll add fibreglass and crushed pumice stones as well

Guys... come on... "cuck cube" it's so obvious...

*oils or substances*
I cannot into proper english

>>726578903
The Man Creme Supreme

>>726583233
Add Cayenne pepper or empty a can of pepper spray into the mix
Do eet!

Thanks fam, I'll see if I can get that shit. I'll do my best to deliver on monday!

Also, I cannot add any liquids to the mixture because it may fuck up the saponification, but I can spray the pepper spray on the outside just like the Axe.

>>726584695
Coat with BenGay or Icy Hot

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>>726584695
Add some anti-freeze for a nice, warming effect.

We've decided chocolate Axe spray would be the worst smelling of them all, so we'll get one of those to waste on it

And thanks to all the fine /b/astards who gave us names and Ideas