Want to give my gf a butthole tattoo for her bday. She's

Give her one that says "SURFER"

>>726574333
kill yourselfs both

>>726574333
get a target tattoo so you can shoot your cum right in her bulls eye

>>726574333

<<<

Its a tatto on a place technically only you will see, i dont get how this is a present for her. You shoud give her a tatto on your dick or something plausible that she will actually likes.

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>>726574333

<This

>>726574405
Underrated

>>726574721
That looks like it fucking hurt. I'd hate to think of the infections you'd get while healing.

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>>726574333
Get a starfish on your starfish.

>>726574684
She said she wanted something special that will bring us both joy -> her for having it and me for seeing it

I'm a big fan of the WH*RE tattoo..

>>726574333
tattoo nigger cocks only around it

Get her butthole tattooed like the International Space Station then get your dick tattooed like a space shuttle.

Also, show us her butthole

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>>726574333
Or a rose with a rose

>>726574858
Naa it'd be fine, stick to a liquid diet until it heals, lose a few pounds =D

>>726574971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3zvVGJrTP8

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>>726574982
Sure

"Proceed with caution"

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<Classy

>>726574333
What about the classic "spit first"?

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>>726574333
because it will get funnier and funnier

She should get it because she's obviously a stupid whore if you're her boy friend and a but hole tattoo will help let the men she she's with know she's a stupid whore after she dumps you.

Fuck you're both dumb.

Put a tattoo above her ass with a giant arrow pointing down and a sign that reads, "CAUTION: GAS LINE. CALL BEFORE YOU DRILL"

>>726575182
>>726575198
this

>>726574333
Good luck OP. My wife wanted lotus flower anus tattoo. Not a single artist in my town would consider it. The area is high risk for infection and they don't want the liability. One guy from CL said he would, but he was just a scratcher...

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Butterfly surprise

>>726574333

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcBTYLI2pmE

>>726574333

That's classy. I'm 12, do they allow these tats on 12yo?

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>>726575334
Butterfly surprise the 2nd

>>726574333
Checked

Get it tattooed as the Black Lotus so you can sacrifice her and get three mana of any color you want.

Many years from now some doctor a geriatric treatment Ward is going to get a big kick out of this s***.

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Butterfly surprise the 3rd

>>726574333
stop

>>726574333
This is the most retarded thing I've read this morning. Cheers

>>726575283
There is something called loyalty with some couples who are together for many years. We don't plan on dumping another any time soon.

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>>726575329
Turn your bellybutton into something else's butthole then.

>>726575329
So did you get one in the end?

>>726575132
Good, quality butthole.

>>726575564
>in the end
>asshole tattoo

Tee hee.

>>726574333
remind her it's not the first time she'll have a tiny prick near her asshole.

>>726575564
No, not yet. She's still looking for a reputable artist that's willing. Also trying to find a piercer who will do a suitcase piercing.

>>726575564
There's an idea

Have the words, "IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER" circling her butthole.

>>726575132
Nice, any more pics?

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How about a nice pentagram?

>>726574501
this

>>726575607
Hehe yeah only figured now...

>>726575559
kek

>>726575582
She say thanx. And I agree with you!

you could do the One Ring inscription
some pornstar already did it
but...hey...

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Does she enjoy spicy food?

>>726575678
This is not bout pics of her butthole pal

>>726575679
Looks like a reasonably respectable citizen

Scratch-n-sniff

>>726575857
Cant blame me for trying though.

>>726575813
Nope but cool idea though

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Maybe she should get an ass tattoo instead.

>>726575673
What's a suitcase piercing?

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Barbed wire? Or maybe a tribal design?

>>726575760
Any other pics she's willing to share?

>>726574333
"You must be this tall to ride" to one side then put in a length gauge the size of your cock on the other

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>>726575563

>>726576063
That's some cool ideas but originally we were looking for reasons to do it not proposals for the tattoo. That's the next step then

stupid fucking idea and all of these pics of assholes with tats prove my point.

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This
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=80897935
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph579385dbd93c5

>>726576197
I do, clearly though you still have some ways to go in understanding it.

Don't worry, you'll get there, read it slowly, sound it out!

>>726576356
Hmm we don't plan to overdo this. But WOW that's brave!

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>>726576342
Stupid?

Can you look at this and tell me it's stupid?

>>726576458
She made a living out of that tattoo

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>>726576532

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A ring to rule them all

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>>726576871

>>726576532
beyond stupidity

>>726577119
Yea, you're right.

But it's not my asshole so shhhh!

write "hall ween" the O is the hole

Well isn't that nice, it's my birthday too. How anout she joins me and my wife and we'll fuck that cunt before the tattoo artist gets to it. Make sure he sees it nice and dripping

>>726576957
She like the idea of the ring idea too but the way it's done in the pic is just looking too trashy

>>726577299
you're just a fucking genius

I bet you could spell all kinds of things doing that.

But maybe not since most fuckwads on this board can't count past 10 let alone spell worth a shit

we must see the butthole to have a better idea of what can be good for her

>>726577436
Has already been posted above

>>726577436
already posted pic dumb ass

try and stay up with the rest of the world or GTFO

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>>726576013
A suitcase piercing is a deep anal piercing that passes through the anal cavity, behind the sphincter, and into the vaginal canal and out through the vaginal opening.

>>726577605
sounds like one neverending infection

>>726575182
That's actually pretty hot

>>726577695
It must be kept clean, sure. The piercing it self blocks the hole and keeps "debris" out of the vagina. It's really no more care than girls remembering to wipe front to back...

>>726577605
Holy fuck that is beyond retarded.

Why don't u just let her do something she wants to do for her birthday... stop trying to convince her into something she doesn't wanna do you fuckin twat... IT'S HER FUCKIN BDAY

>>726578479
You are entitled to your opinion...

"Abandoned hope all ye who enter here"

"Arbeit Macht Frei"

>>726578951
You gotta be a stupid fucking nigger

>>726574333
For some reason, whenever somebody calls it a "butthole" instead of an asshole, I assume they're 12, kind of like if somebody said "boobies" instead of "tits"

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faggot activist gets butthole tat

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>>726579218

>>726575028
nice, this is beautiful

>>726579179
Nope. White as can be. Just graduated with a degree in meteorology and atmospheric sciences. Got a job offer from NOAA. Nice try, thanks for playing...

>>726578856
Don't need no convincing. She wants to gather reasons for herself.

>>726574333
its fucking stupid to be honest

>>726579388
you both know shes gonna regret that soon

>>726575412
Requesting source

>>726575028
damn, thats actually not bad

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>>726579368
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Nice try, thanks for playing...

>>726574405
/Thread

>>726575563
>I'm not going to lose this weight.tattoo

>>726579654
Nigga you dumb, muthafuckas don't make up shot about being a weatherman. Sheeeet, if you gonna make shit up...a goddam doctor or sumptin, but not a weatherman

>>726574333
>"Hello! Are you lost?"

checked btw

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i guess her butthole's name is Glong?

>>726579368
better head back to school faggot and get a real education instead of that stupid useless degree.

Your job is gone. Trump is cutting the budget for all this type of bullshit at NOAA.

Maybe you can put on a skirt and be a weathergirl on tv

>>726579388
Anon and girlfriend, Im jealous of you two. You're obviously very cool with each other's intimacy. I wish you both long lives and that you always find each other fulfilling. Not even trolling. Normie on 4chan, I guess :)

As for the topic on hand... I've no idea about the pros and cons - although I find>>726575028 very hot in a classy kinda way.

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>>726580003
>>726580003
Pukeeee

>>726580429
Thanx from us both. Yes the flower is really sexy

>>726575863
Kek

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Short thanx from her for all replies so far with a little kinky surprise pic

>>726580003
I think its glory.

>>726580872
Nah, dude (and dudess)... thank y'all for giving a fellow Anon some hope.
Also, in OP you wrote she should take it. Don't make her take it - do it if she wants it, otherwise I imagine you'll be "paying" for her taking it for as long as she has it. And with tattoos it's usually a long time heh. And boy, she'll hate you if the relationship goes sour and she's not 100% on board before doing it. Nevertheless, I hope you two go for it and make it work to the grave.
I know it's kinda creepy but I hope you'll be the one rubbing the after-tattoo lotion heh. Man, jealous of the trust between you two. Much love.

Ciao

>>726582194
where are yall from?

>>726577605
That's hawt! WTF? now I want a suitcase piercing.

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>>726584607

A goat