Waifu claiming thread
Previous: I don't care, sue me
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu and converse with others
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus harshly
>discuss fun and light topics like politics and abortion
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun and throw all dogfuckers from helicopters
>>726556153
Goodness!
>Koto Claimed
>>726556435
Both are good questions for that answer
>>726556324
hello my baby hello my hunny
>>726556555
Off by 1000
>>726555555
I need a new game.
Something chill. Something I can take my time on and still be challenged
Puzzles are fun, but not like straight up puzzle games.
>>726556403
delet this
>>726556615
Clock Simulator
Claiming best girl.
>>726556324
It isn't that hard to add the previous thread..
>>726556615
OneShot? Also hi. Haven't talked with you before. Why is Spike your Husbando?
>>726556615
I am bread
>>726556615
Have you tried the xcom games?
Also, show tits.
Alright i need sleep, so time to cuddle wwith juvia and do so
Nighty nighy
>Juvia claimed
>>726556153
Then i assume the mail man didn't let you in like you planned?
>Nighty night
>>726556324
So now you show up. As soon as i need to go to bed.
>you better be here earlier tomorrow
still here
>>726556324
Wh.. Where's the link to the previous thread? I'll see you in court missy.
My attorney will be in touch.
>>726556324
Previous >>726543568
>>726556555
Hello my rag time gal~
>Hug
>>726556746
You;re right, i apologize. I added it to this post.
>>726556877
I'm sorry, i'll try... Goodnight Juvia.
>Have a hug
What's everyone listening to tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChVrVdXvuM4
>>726556707
You're waifu is a one episode throw away
>>726556746
What is one shot?
Because he's portrayed as a real person with a real personality doing real things in a real way that I can relate to.(aside from being a total badass I am not a total badass)
>>726556825
too casual
>>726556873
Originals are hardcore as fuck, and the unknown enemy just got stale for me.
Great games whie the fun lasted.
My chest is far too brilliant to show off. No.
賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!
Goodnight folks
>>726557094
Fine, just your butt then.
Tried FTL?
>>726557094
>What is one shot?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/420530/ Chill puzzle game thing. Don't know how long it is though. Just recently started playing it. Pretty interesting so far.
Yeah. He is a very good character.
>>726557294
Night Holo.
>>726556877
He did the fraudulent check was in the box. My license has yet to arrive.
>>726556973
Send me a kiss by wire
>>726557094
>Your*
Fine I'll give you a better recommendation. Try Blackwake. It's still in early access but I've been playing it a bunch, super fun. Naval Warfare and you get to board enemy ships and shit
>>726557295
That would require me to stand. I am meek and fragile and require pampering.
Thought about it.. Doesn't seem to appeal to me in the long run.
Resource management, get obliterated at any moment, lose everything, start from scratch.
Stress is at an all time high. I need chill, rewarding experiences to give me feels or something.
>>726557324
Page didn't say much about it. Seems like a relaxed environment. Something to exercise the mind.
>>726557487
>Early Access
nope
Anything early access that you need to pay for does not deserve money. It should be FTP with intent on bug hunting and development, THEN have a price tag once it's finished.
It's absolute garbage devs make the dumb public to gamble on their project that they can just abandon at any time.
you're waifu is a kleenex
>>726556884
Hi.
>>726557059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx2u5uUu3DE
>>726557427
>>726557427
Baby my heart's on fiiiiiiiiire~
>>726557487
>not knowing the ancient meme
>>726556973
I had 4 hours of sleep.
Killll meeee...
Also, g'evening Hanako
>>726557809
>caring
>>726557809
>not a fossil
>>726557720
Play MWO. Thinking mans arena shooter.
QOTT: if you had to cheat on your waifu with another woman who would it be?
>>726557916
Nice legs
>>726557778
If you refuse me honey youll lose me
>>726557720
You're just full of excuses.
Perhaps Divinity: Original Sin?
>>726557920
>>726557920
>>726557920
>>726557720
Yeah, I'd say give it a try. Can always refund it (if playtime less than 2h) if you don't like it.
>>726557815
>4 hours of sleep.
That's just normal, right?
>>726557920
Had to?
Waking up sucks even more than going to sleep.
Morning everyone.
>>726557815
Ooh that's rough. Good morning Firekeeper. How are you? Besides sleepy of course~
>>726557987
I kinda don't know any more of the song... So, how are you, cutie?
>>726558172
Morning Taiga.
I haven't even slept and I got to go soon.
>
>>726558036
Like do it or your waifu dies
>>726558261
Ill finish it then
>and you'll be all alone so darling telephone and tell me I'm your own
Better now that you and juvia are here
>>726557916
Arena shooter... nope. Sounds pretty mindless to me.
>>726558012
If I'm going to play a game like that, it's Baldur's Gate or Dragon Age.
Or Diablo 2.
I'll shw you my dick, but I've already post that here several times.
>>726558036
last game I played was Undertale.
Fresh shit. Good story. Chill times. Neat music.
Not complicated at all.
Give me more of that
but the troubles with finding something like that... There's 1,000 pieces of garbage per 1 of those you need to sift through.
Maybe I should get back into reading.
>>726557778
Hanako
>>726558036
I usually sleep for around 8-10
This is not good
My head hurts
My eyes hurt too
This isn't fun
I don't want to
>>726558261
"Sleepy" in an understatement here sweetie. I already know this day won't be a good day. Besides, the weather's shit. It's all grey and rainy. I don't like grey and rainy. Make it be something else :(
And how are you sweetheart? Did you get today off? You know, from work. Not asking if you jacked off today.
....ah, screw it. Did you jack off too?
Goodnight all i keep falling asleep
>>726558443
Cover, tactics, communication and knowing your limits are all vital. But it is a multiplayer only. So if you can find them, any of the MechWarrior games.
>>726558701
I'm gonna follow suit.
Night Tali
>>726558443
Not interested. What do you think i am, a faggot?
Understandable. I think there's notable enough difference that it's worth a play. Namely, the environmental interactions. Gas clouds explode when fire hits them, water can become electrified and stun people in it, oil that's been lit on fire gives off smoke that'll give cover to things in/behind it... that sort of stuff.
>>726558286
That sounds great...
You need to stay awake for a long time today?
>>726558701
>>726558750
Nights Tali and Koto
>>726558746
Basic mechanics. It's still run and gun. Point and shoot. Scream and fuck your opponents mother.
Nah.
>>726558815
Yes
Well, go ahead and buy it for me. I'll let you stay here inthe waifu threads
>>726558288
Fuck, I don't know. It wouldn't really matter who..
>>726558443
Like I said, try OneShot.
>>726558633
Jealous. I only really ever get more than 4h of sleep.
>>726558964
Only a few hours thankfully. Will try to sleep after.
>>726558988
Well i'm not. Sorry.
I'm too poor.
>>726558438
>>726558701
Goodnight Tali. Sweet dreams.
>>726558621
How are you?
>>726558633
That's no good, i hope you'll get some proper sleep tonight. I hear that, rainy is ok if you can just stay home and relax but if you have to go out it really sucks. I'm pretty good, yeah i did have today off and went shooting. No, unfortunately i didn't do THAT kind of shooting today, however the night is still young~
>>726559254
Sad. Kind of hungry too.
>>726559007
Got it launched.. woke up in a dark room
picked up a remote
picked up a stick
computer with unknown password
door is locked
nowhere to go, nothing to do but guess a password....
>>726559250
I dont believe it
I have enough cash to buy a lot of things, but theres not a lot of things i want to buy
>>726559457
That's unfortunate.
I used to have that problem. Then i stopped working for a long time (still doing that) and don't have disposable income anymore.
>>726559457
Are you sure? Try all the objects in the room with all the items you have. That start was kinda annoying.
>>726559457
Read remote's description.
>>726559007
You should REALLY consider sleeping longer. Like, seriously. It's fun, trust me. Definitely worth the shot. Even several ones.
>>726559254
Yeah, but knowing me I'll go to sleep again in the midddle of the night and then whine about it. God I'm such a whiny bitch sometimes.
Yeah, but sadly I'll probably be running around rooftops and stuff. Sleepy me and slippery rooftops aren't really the best combos you can get, so if I won't be here tomorrow, know that I loved you and that I jacked off to Hanako only once. Also, you can have my favourite cup with Winnie the Pooh. It's awesome.
Oh, and how was it? Are you good at it or doing it just to relax?
Well, have LOTS of fun then~
>>726559199
Good, pulling 30+ hour days isn't the healthiest.
>>726559779
>consider sleeping longer
It dun work like that sadly.
Behold! The virgin army!
>>726559859
Why?
>>726559626
ahHAH. Remote in the window.
>>726559767
ahHAH. Remote in the window.
>>726559601
I wish I could stop working for a long time... I could, too, but then I'd need to start taking from all my savings stashes and I don't want to do that. Those are for other things, not living expenses.
I see the game has read my user profile.
IM BEING HACKED
>>726559779
I usually take naps. Sometimes 3 or 4 even.
>>726560001
I'm not in charge at all over how much I can sleep.
In periods I can sleep 10+ hours easily, others I'm lucky if I get 5.
Lying in bed trying to sleep for hours with no success is anything but fun.
>>726559442
Why sad? Eat something.
>>726559779
Eh i'm the same way, i'll stay up until 2-3 in the morning knowing i'd have to get up in a few hours. Shit yeah that doesn't sound very safe at all. Aww that's sweet <3, but make sure nothing happens! I would feel horrible it something happened to you.. Only once?~ It was great, especially since i got to shoot a gun that i've wanted for over ten years! Just doing it for fun/relax, i'm a pretty bad shot tbh... Oh my, i look forward to it~
>>726560324
Dont know. Had a cheese stick.
Well, I'm off.
>>726560016
Yes. Good.
>>726560480
Just one of those days huh. Yummy.
>>726560240
Never could take a nap. Like, ever. I just can't sleeep during the day. But hey, at least you nap. That's cool. Naps are cool.
>>726560309
Awwww, that sucks. It's not really healthy to be like it, but if you have to... I feel sorry for ya :(
Maybe take some pills for sleeping better? I heard they work. Might be worth a shot.
>>726560324
And we still keep telling ourselves in the morning that tonight will be different. Yeah, it isn't a bit safe. But hey, fun!
<3
Alrighty, will try but not promising anything. You know how it is. But if I'll be falling, I'll at least do a flip.
Yup, only once. Didn't know if I should get your permission and was too shy to ask~
Aww hell yeah! 'Murica! What was the gun?
Meh, you'll get better. Nobody is born a MLG 360 no-scoper in CoD. Well, maybe besides kids these days.
.....any way I can help you out~?
>>726560480
Don't be sad Tomoko, please.
Rumiho claimed
>>726560592
Bye Saya, good luck with what you do, hope you get some sleep when you're done.
>>726560973
Sleeping pills aren't exactly healthy either, getting addicted to those can make sleeping without them even harder.
I'm just trying to get as good sleep as I can, hoping it will pass naturally.
>>726560480
You are the saddest human alive.will amyone even love you?
>>726560792
Yeah. Its good.
>>726561013
Yeah its an option.
>>726561352
Im not that sad. Figure it as it goes I guess.
>>726560973
It's an endless cycle... Yeah, roofs are dangerous as it is, add water and it makes it so much worse. Well if you're already falling might as well right? Silly you don't need my permission, you can do it as much as you like~ It was an H&K Mark 23, i've wanted one for years and was extremely surprised that they had one to rent. I'll post a pic of it. Heh kids these days wouldn't even know what to do with a real gun. There just might be~
>>726560973
>>726561750
Here it is.
>>726561614
Was it the string kind?
-Hanako
>>726561797
Yeah the string kind.
>>726561797
>H&K
>Hanako
Patrician taste in guns and waifu my friend
>>726561673
Which Yuno are you?
>>726561895
Those are the best kind. Been a while since i;ve had one.
>>726561925
Why thank you~
>>726562029
THE one and only~
>>726562060
Darling!~ How are you?
>>726561298
Well, that's sadly also true. I'll hope you're gonna have a good night tonight.
Have you tried some milk? Or a few push-ups. Heard that might help and you sleep from being too tired or something.
>>726560592
Nighty' night, sleep tight!
>>726561750
Yeah, sadly...
Yup. But we usually don't do any rooftop jobs while raining, so I might just be safe today.
Might as well go with style.
Why thank you. I still have some time before work anyway, so..~
Huh, that even sounds sweet, I'm really glad you had a chance to shoot with one!
And... How could I do it~?
>>726561797
........truth be told I imagined it was a big-ass 200-rounds machine gun with a grenade launcher and stuff, but that's also cool, especially if you enjoyed it <3
>>726562029
Its fine but nothing too big
>>726562182
Hi
>>726562135
I'm pretty good, work had pizza and I ate TWICE, first when I came in and 2nd during my break towards the end of my shift~
Where's the booty?
>>726562318
still dont know age
>>726562660
Mine? 19
>>726562284
Well that's good, hopefully it will be an inside day for you. Oh my~ Thank you, i hope one day you'll get to go shooting too. W-well a few lewds would certainly help... Well they do have those, but they are a bit too expensive for me to shoot. Thank you~ <3
>>726562336
Glad to hear it. Ooh nice, lucky you~
>>726562604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjhTVbUFMek
>>726562715
oh. not u then, i mean the other one
>>726562284
Tried a few things, not too great success.
Not feeling too terrible despite sleeping less.
Look on the bright side, more time to do stuff.
>>726562716
How was your day?
i imagine the tomokos must feel similar annoyances to what twins feel
>>726562716
I also hope so. Maybe there won't be that much work and I'll get out earlier!
Hehe~
Also hope so, it sounds really fun
Like this~?
Well, maybe you could go with one on your birthday or something? Besides, when is your birthday?
<3
>>726562864
Damn, that's unfortunate.
And yeah, more time for stuff is certainly a plus. Besides, you can spend more time here!
...don't know if that is really a plus tho..
>>726562752
Ah ok.
>>726562989
Nah. Its not a big deal
>>726562989
Isn't there three of them now, even worse...
>>726562604
>>726563164
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoko
>>726563184
jiminy cricket who could possibly hold all those tomokos?
>>726562955
It was really good, i went shooting today~
This is one of the guns i shot>>726561797
>>726563149
Short days are always nice. It really is quite exhilarating. Yes that's good~ Maybe, it would be pretty awesome to shoot a fully automatic gun. It's June 27th. What's your's?
>>726563422
Oooo fun fun! One of these days Ima buy a shotgun off from my work
>>726563392
Yes?
>>726563482
i was just saying
>>726563422
Especially when weather's like this.
Well, I should definitely try it... Somehow.
And there's still more to cum~
Yeah, you could go Rambo-style and all that. Go full 'Murrica!
I'll have to remember that. Mine is March 28th
>>726561797
Ooohh I have that same gun (in toy form)~
>>726563598
Oh ok.
>>726563647
Hi
>>726563290
dick slot
>>726563479
Oh nice, shotguns are pretty sweet. Also pretty cheap to shoot too. Shooting them from the hip like an asshole is too much fun.
>>726563605
Yeah, i remember you said it was a pain in the ass to do it where you live, that sucks... Looks like it's heating up a bit~ Hell yeah, though i doubt i could one arm a M60 like him. Ooh nice it's coming real soon~
>>726563647
Post pic.
off to bed. assuming insomnia is cooperative, i'll see you all tomorrow.
already thursday im thinking where does the time go.
https://youtu.be/isa0GlhRZYY
time to boogie see you all later
>>726563903
Plus I live around niggers so I'll be triple intimidating with a shottie than a peestol
>>726564276
Toppest of tiers
>>726564189
Shit there you go, even more motivation to get a gun.
>>726563758
Kuroki-chan~
>>726563903
>went looking for it
>can't find it
>too tired to look
S-sorry..
>>726564012
Stop drinking coffee!
>>726564582
Good morning Alice_Bunny <3
>>726563903
Yeah, sadly...
Sadly, there won't be more, but I won't leave you like that~
Hey, you could always try. Besides, it can't be that hard. All you need is a cool bandana anyway.
Yup, tho I don't count on any presents the cake is always yummy~
And sorry to cut it short, but I have to go, work calls once again...
Goodnight Hanako, have some nice and lewd dreams~
>>726564556
Well kinda already scared em off by curb stomping one nearly to death when I lost it
>>726564782
Ohayou
Brb shower
>>726564784
Don't post lewds
>>726564729
How are you
>>726564899
I wanna go back to sleeps!
>>726564729
Ah no worries, maybe next time.
>>726564784
One day my friend, one day. Heh it's alright, those were good~ Well, i DO have a cool bandanna... it's alright, have a good day at work! Thanks, i'm sure i will~ Bye Firekeeper.
>>726564815
That's certainly an effective way to get the point across.
>>726565028
Im sorry you cant. Got to tough it out.
>>726565119
It's too big for my small hands too...
>>726565225
>pets your hair
>>726565119
But I have been exposed to the public that I'm a psycho, but then I realized I don't care, no crimes in my record so other parts of sociability won't know
>>726565286
Im not drunk.
>>726565588
Which means I wouldnt let you do that.
>>726565239
I feel you, it was a little big in my hands too. But god damn it was fun to shoot,
>>726565459
Well you can think of it in a positive way, nobody really want's to fuck with a psycho, plus like you said you don't have anything on your record so you're pretty much good on that.
>>726565942
What?
>>726565939
Did it fly outta ur hands?
>>726565939
I guess they're too afraid to report me or can't actually report cause they have weed or some shit, hell the children/teenagers startle the moment my front door opens for me to come out to check the mail or take my dog out
>>726566011
No.
>>726566261
I mean it would be pretty weird if you did.
>>726565979
Nah it wasn't that big, plus i had a pretty good grip. .45 rounds do have a good kick to them though, much more than the 9mm.
>>726566065
Eh niggers gonna nig.
>>726566261
You can pat my head~
Oh man. I made my drink too stronk.
>>726566366
How strong?
>>726564997
Hmm?
Robert claimed
>>726566412
One third mix strong. At least 500ml glass. I think its a 600 ml.
>>726566343
Im so ready to move outta here
>>726566495
Im a bit forgetful in the metric system but that is a bit. once I checked Its like a soda cup.
Well i'm gonna get to bed now, you guys enjoy the rest of your night/day. Goodnight everyone!
>>726566516
Is there anywhere you'd like to move, other than seattle? (let's chat a bit longer in discord~)
>>726566596
Gnight Tomo.
>>726566302
Fine, I won't do it.
>>726566343
>softly pets your head
>>726566366
You stop that...
>>726566462
N-nothing... Alice...
>>726567028
Night hanako.
>>726567086
Ill do it for you if you like.
>>726567122
never, i like to pet others
>>726567176
Ill just do it when you sleep.
>>726567028
Probably Colorado, Night night! (See ya in discord)
>>726567086
If you say so!
>I'll be right back
>>726567225
You're not suppose to touch humans when they're sleeping, they will instinctively attack you in self defense.
>>726567369
C...c-cute...
>mfwmaximumovercute
>>726567511
Ill do it very gently. See you in a bit.
>>726567290
>Colorado
FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL
>>726567511
Alice top cute
>>726567086
Im fine.
>>726566596
Im thinking of a second.
>>726568270
Im contemplating finishing the rest of my whisky or saving the quarter of the bottle thats left.
>>726568359
Is it a good whiskey?
>>726568456
Just a bottle of jack daniels.
>>726568700
Who is this?
>>726568524
Have you had any tonight?
>>726568886
Little bit more than a shot.
>>726568909
Have another shot and save the rest. Build up your tolerance a little.
>its 9pm
>grandfather just made schnitzels
>>726569206
Dont know what that is or how hard it is to make them.