Tell me /b/, what is going well in your life? It can be small

There's a lot going wrong in my life but I'm glad I kept a bunch of money in my checking account instead of a 401k 'cause I got into a bike accident, then a car accident. Having to pay medical bills and buy a new car now. Glad the extra money is suddenly coming in handy.

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>>726549335
Always good to save for those fucking times.
Broke my ankle 4 years ago and needed some cash. Good job anon.

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Went to college right after high school, wasn't the best student but did get a bachelor's degree in a business field. Since then I've gotten a few jobs here and there, but really nothing more than glorified secretary at small (less than 10 people) businesses. No health benefits or retirement, but I was able to live meager, meet a plain looking girl that loves me, eventually get married, and save enough for a down payment on a house.

Always felt like a failure though, a lot of my friends and colleagues went on to 6 figure jobs. I'm 29 now, and next week I'm starting a new job at a large company with international presence. Health insurance, retirement, they'll even pay if I want to get further education or certifications. I thought I was old and couldn't keep up with millennials with fancy internships under their belts, but now first time in a while I'm excited about my career and my potential to grow.

I think I've finally totally gotten over my ex. Also, I'm going on vacation to Amsterdam next week. Gonna have a good time, fuck some bitches.

I think I'm pretty good, actually. Can't really complain about too much. I'm financially secure, got a nice place to live, got enough money to enjoy myself a bit. Things aren't bad.

Just got told to resign from my first job ever after 2 years of working there. I was unhappy with my current project and my performance had suffered greatly

Getting back into Magic: the Gathering, working full time and playing videogames (currently trying to platinum DS3 on PS4 while I wait for Ringed City cause I can't afford a PC), I'm losing weight (down from 307 to 267), and saving for a car.

Or trying to save for a car, anyway. Magic is so fucking expensive.

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>>726550710
I'm proud of you anon.
29 isn't old. I'm 26 and used to feel the way you do. But life has a way of getting us there fader than we know. You got 36+ years of a new career

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>>726551001
Way to go anon!
Take care of yourself first, then focus on another romance.

>>726551098
Sometimes the things we think are horrible actually end up working in our favor. Good luck with your future career. I wish you happiness.

>>726551098
Make them fire you first. If you resign, you don't get unemployment benefits.

>>726551626
That's part of the reason I quit magic. I used to play way, way back in the day. We're talking revised edition and fallen empires. Played for a few years, think I stopped around stronghold or some shit.

I have some friends that are into it now, but I just can't be bothered. I'd need to buy a shitton of new cards, and every time a new set comes out, gotta buy them too. I could afford it, but I'd just rather spend my money on other shit.

Still have a black lotus and a mox sapphire around somewhere back at my mom's house.

I met my birthparents for the first time since I can remember and I was impressed by how cool, down to Earth, bad ass and good looking they are.

The market has been responding profitably to my trades so I'm glad to have come so far in developing my skills.

And on top of all that I can feel that my body is nearer to rocking out than ever before. So I've decided that after I rock I'm moving to England because the Queen won my loyalty.

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>>726551626
Don't let the game get in the way of future goals anon. But im glad you're having a good time. Just had my first full day of gaming and laziness in a long time. Feels good sometimes to just relax and game.

>>726552007
Yeah, I'm at the point where I'm just kind of over the whole dating scene. I figure I'll just do me, live my life, and if I meet a nice girl along the way, cool. If not, that's fine too. Just means I get to keep travelling and banging impossibly gorgeous women and having a good time. Really kind of a win/win.

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Nothing. Fuck you all.

I'm graduating in may with a degree that should land me a $80k-$100k/yr job that isn't too hard.

I finally got my bench up to 275.

I finally can run a 6 minute mile.

I'm finally over her.

I just got accepted into a tier one law school with an unknown scholarship. Also have been accepted into a lower ranking law school with a $250,000 scholarship. As a recent grad unemployed in my field, History, this is a life changing opportunity.

>>726552066
Won't they somehow mess up my record?
(I'm a software engineer in India, not the code monkey H1B1 kind, but can into linux and open source kind, decently paid)

I took my dad to see Adam Savage from the mythbusters and Michael Stevens from VSauce in Atlantic city. I got to meet Michael and I won $900 at the casino.

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>>726552321
Are you alive?
Do you make enough to afford internet or even a phone/tablet to use at a Wi-Fi hotspot? Do you get a chuckle from a YLYL thread or a boner from a 10/10 thread? There is always something going your way anon. Big or small. Look past the bullshit that is life, and enjoy what you can.

>>726552007
Thanks for the kind words anon. Feeling a bit of relief tbh, I should've ended it sooner but couldn't. I was a seed engineer here and had joined when the startup wasn't even funded, also, have ESOPs. So I had both emotional attachment and financial incentive to stay

>>726549060
Saving money, getting my head right, getting my wardrobe straight, and getting my charm and confidence maxed out again. Practicing driving, and looking for a car. On the lookout for qts, and I'm talking to a couple girls. Can't figure out what I wanna do with my life though. I'm also happyish for the first time in my life.

>>726552340
Good on you anon, go for it.

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Dating a girl for 3 months. 7-10 face with a 9/10 body. She spent the night at my place last saturday. In the morning she was cooking me breakfast, washing my clothes and cleaning. Found me a keeper

Child support can raise credit score, so that's nice.

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>>726552340
These are all magnificent thins anon.
Keep riding the good train and im sure you'll come out on top!

>>726552356
Take it and run anon. Not all are as lucky as you. Just remember to be humble and happy.
Much luck to you in your career.

>>726552561
Good job on your winnings anon.
I once won $600 at my first game of midnight bingo. Never went again so I can keep my winning streak.

>>726552900
Dump her /bro, she's got crazy eyes, she's gonna kill you dude.

>>726552646
>Do you make enough to afford internet or even a phone/tablet to use at a Wi-Fi hotspot?
No
>Do you get a chuckle from a YLYL thread or a boner from a 10/10 thread?
Neither

>>726552340
What field my man?

>>726552073
I never understood why people don't play proxies. If you aren't going to a tournament then buy a thousand cards for $20 on amazon, get some penny sleeves and then print sheets of cards on paper using images from gatherer.

If your printer isn't a potato then the "cards" are totally legible and you can build decks without being limited by what cards you have or even what cards you can afford.

If other people bitch about your proxies then they're just being sour because they spent more money on MTG than they should have. And if you make a deck you really love then by all means buy the cards.

Poorfag tips.

>>726549060
Pay your respects to Toadsworth and say hi
http://www.toadsworth.com

Getting my sailboat ready to spend 2 years sailing around the world.
Leaving in May.

>>726553189
Dope

>>726549060
>Tell me /b/, what is going well in your life?

Own 80 acres of secluded private forest, own three houses, two of which I collect rent. Successful seventeen years of marriage, sex life still going strong. Will be completely out of debt in only 2 months. Things are good OP, thanks for asking.

>>726553098
It feels better to have real cards, it just feels like a cop-out if they're fakes

It also prevents you from trading

>>726553189
congrats Anon, live a life for me.

>>726553098
Eh, too much effort at this point. I haven't really seriously played in probably close to 15 years now, and I've got other shit to do with my time. I'll play a game with one of my buddies' extra decks every now and then, but I can't be bothered to make my own.

>>726553330
who needs to trade when you can have all the cards you need.

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>>726552851
Keep searching but allow life to help decide what you do. If you roll with the punches sometimes good things fall your way.

>>726552900
Lock it down anon.
Good luck!

>>726552942
I didn't know that. Get it high enough and get yourself a nice car or an affordable home. You deserve it anon.

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I think i have finally convinced people to leave me alone especially my father who wont stop forcing his religion on me so now i have free time to relax and get high until i die young

>>726553514
are you nuts, look at her eyes, she's gonna kill this poor anon.

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nothing recent but because of a gradual push I went from being a complete beta in middle school and high school to a pretty well refined adult.

I'm 19 and have a job learning the electrical trade. My boss is a guy at my church, very understanding on issues. Lost 30 pounds and gained muscle so I look like a low-level Chad and figured out how to fuckin dress and groom. Girls don't swarm over me like I thought would happen but I turn heads sometimes and it's fuckin great.
Still have depression but it's better to feel nothing as a successful adult than as a fuckin loser

Pic related me

I found the girl that may be the one recently, just need to make a move now

>>726553634
Good for you anon, just don't become too much of a chad.

>>726553734
Don't fuck it up my friend.

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dude shes fucking hot

>>726553634

Turning Pastors heads, that's something though...

>>726553842
?

>>726553634
Im a guy and i would kiss you and or suck your dick if your down

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>>726552997
Well the matter that you are alive and not in a hole is a plus anon. Also... how the fuck are you on /b/ without internet or a means of browsing it?

>>726553189
I've always wanted to sail.
I wish you well on your journey.

>>726553252
Very welcome anon. Continue keeping it strong. Well thoughts and life.

>>726553530
Well I guess that is good anon. Don't try to die too young. Plenty of life to live before that!

>>726553734
Good luck anon. You'll know if she is or not. Just don't rush it. You got the rest of your life.

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>>726549060
Realized my cause for unhappiness was that I had no genuine talent at my job in marine electronics, and all my friends from high school were moving on in life where I was still stuck in the same small town I grew up in, renting out the parent's basement and only able to afford that with two other people renting it as well.
Once it hit me those two things were the roots of my recent depression, I started saving up as much money as I could and now I almost have enough to travel the US aimlessly in my car for three or so months to find something that I'm passionate about and what to do with my life. I plan on leaving in June, so pretty stoked for that.

>>726553842
Thnx. She's a little conservative sexually but her bombass cooking makes up for it

Me slowly getting over the fact that my girlfriend is trans and me being happy that I love her regardless. Me looking forward to flying to her on July (long distance relationship - I'm a eurofag she's an americunt). Me getting over my anxiety and depression issues (bad history yadda yadda, only thing that still bothers me is insomnia). And I'm slowly becoming an expert in Java, so my chances of finding a job in the states are quite decent.

>>726554121
Farewell friend.

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>>726553634

For a comparison of what I used to look like

>>726554225
Def improvement.

>>726554166
Medical marijuana is legal in the states bro. I had the same insomnia problem for the longest then i found an indeca strain that knocks me out easily

>>726554225

What made you go sideways later?

Op this thread gives you 30 minutes of good luck per person who posts.

Me tho
Been working out for the past few weeks
This semester looks like I won't fail any classes
Volunteering on Friday
Haven't smoked weed since Sunday

Cheers tho
Evens I fap odds I go to bed
Trips I get high

>>726554166

It's the Java keeping you awake, insomnia solved!

>>726554379

I'm a newfag didn't know how it'd format

>>726554364
Yeah, heard about that too. I've been trying antidepressants with sleep enhancing properties (Amitriptyline) but quickly dropped that after hearing about addiction issues and stuff. It worked though so I'm looking for a doctor to prescribe something less addictive.

>>726554445
Lmao, the beans man!

>>726549060
No complaints here. 8 grand in the bank and growing, have a girlfriend , a full time job that I like..life is pretty good for me right now.

>not in a relationship
>no kids
>getting degree in computer science
>got job in that field part time
>nice pay even as intern
>go out with friends all the time at like 3:00am for pizza or just to be dumbasses at walmart
>buy stupid shit I like, pokemon cards, action figures, vidya
>easy access to great food, friends, internets
>awesome family
>time to learn to paint and study art in free time

Life feels pretty damn good.

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>>726554121
Good luck on your voyage anon.

>>726554423
Well that's a bit of good luck. Unfortunately its almost midnight and a bit of it will be spent dreaming... So fuck yeah to awesome dreams!!!
What are you volunteering for?

>>726554698
Keep that saving going! Feels good when you break 10k. Then 20k. Then enough for a new house and more. You got this!

>>726554738
Continue enjoying life anon. It's something many miss out on.

24; Graduated from university of Hawaii last year in business finance. But can't get a job in my field so I'm just selling life insurance...fml. My real passion is stock (more like futures and options) so I'm planning on getting my CFA within the next 5 years.

Probably gonna buy a house this summer. Cashola, no mortgage. Nothing fancy. Just want a few acres with a small place, wood burner, and some garage space. I can do the basics so a few rough edges don't bother me.

I worked at a grocery store for 2 years. I'm a cancer survivor and need to see an endocrinologist every couple weeks. I has harassed/bullied by management from day one. Every time I'd contact corporate/hr, nothing would happen, except for the managers retaliating (hours cut, made to do things I wasn't involved with, suspended). I was so desperate I hired a lawyer, but hr/corporate contacted the Texas Workforce Commission (Texas, duh) first. By the time I spoke with a federal agent the only thing he guaranteed was me being let go because they had corporate lawyers and it would be meaningless to file a suit request. So I walked out. I've been lurking for almost 7 years now and have wanted to reach out for help, but it's so fucking hostile here I never have the nerve to even try. All I see these days is people turning to us and being met with shit like "not your personal army" and/or "pussy." I'm hypothyroid and can't find a fucking retail job anywhere in town.

>>726554423
rolling

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>>726549060
Question for all the anons.
I am in search of a picture/model. I only remember 1 picture and even that is hazy.

Blonde. Small tits. Think the pic was by a lake or river. I remember her site logo has an apple or something. In exchange for some of these good luck posts im apparently acquiring, I need to know her name/get that pic.

Thank you in advance. Enjoy more ass.

going well in my life... having r/fromtheprimordialsoup to look forward to updating every day... otherwise goodness is measured in negative numbers as long as humans exist

Two weeks ago I went to the doctor for a regular check-up, and realized that I'm starting to gain weight (165 pounds). Made a bunch of small changes to my diet and now I'm down to 158 and starting to develop better eating and drinking habits after a pretty rough year of living off of fast food and liquor.

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>>726549060
My right front deltoit feels about recovered now, gonna see if it's fine to resume working it.

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>>726555338
have a blonde with small tits

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>>726555046
Keep at it anon. I know you can do it!!

>>726555050
New homes are amazing anon. Good luck!

>>726555173
Well I hope things get better anon. At least you can give a fat "fuck you" to cancer. Keep fighting the good fight.

>>726555456
That's an awesome change anon.
Health is a great reward. Enjoy life!

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>>726549060
Going well? Hard to say. I've been a NEET since finishing college, and now that I no longer have the pressure to continue (along with other personal reasons), I've been seriously thinking about no longer studying Japanese. Haven't been able to find work anywhere because I was misguided throughout college (fucking 'advisers') and didn't get a STEM degree, and really want to die everyday. I've also been seriously considering leaving the weeb/otaku life, even though that's basically who I have been my whole life; it's a problem now, because it's become far too commercial/mainstream, and ruined by the same society that mocked and shamed me for liking it to begin with. There could still be hope if I manage to land a teaching job in Korea or Japan I applied for, but I'm fairly sure the JET is going to e-mail me any day telling me I was rejected, and I don't know what Korea's going to do, since I'm still waiting on a required FBI background check. It's really all up in the air for me.

I just don't know where to go or what to do now. I'm lost. At the very least, I not only reached my goal weight of 150 lbs, but even surpassed it (am now about 147), and am in the best shape of my life. I'm 28, btw.

>>726555790
Come to Hawaii, if you can speak Japanese and English, jobs tend to line up for you in the tourism industry. Not sure if you're into that but it pays pretty well. Starting for someone without a degree is like 40K a year at most hotels. I'm sure there are more options than that crap pay but I haven't looked

Paying off my student loan debt and car payment, albeit slowly but saving and being a little stingy while and school and working my 50 hours a week really adds up. Makes me realize how much money i was blowing on unnecessary things. At this rate i will have no student loan debt when i graduate and hopefully my car will be paid off and or close to. (Graduate in 18 months, and currently have 3300 student loan debt, 13800 car loan debt on 66 month loan, 2 months down, 64 [hopefully less] to go)

>>726553986
go fuck your mother and if shes dead dig her up mung her and then fuck her kindly

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>>726555696
Much appreciation anon. Unfortunately not her. Many faps will be had none the less.

>>726555790
Take life one step at a time anon. Keep searching for that job and take in the smaller things in life like your weight loss. If things aren't meant to be there's not much we can do. Change what can be changed and fuck the rest. That is literally my life moto. You are more valuable than anyone knows. Now its just your job to make them see it. Giv'em hell anon!

>>726550710
I feel you on that front man. similar situation but an engineer. Lots of my peers went on to fly fighter jets, do research on unmanned aircraft or guidance packages for the military. Me? I'm a humble technical publicist. I don't have a flourishing career but I have 2 kids a wife and a house. I'm happy with that when I don't keep my eye on other people's stuff.

Also, I was an "okay" student but I find what differentiates people in any field is their enthusiasm for the job. (after nabbing the interview of course)

Good luck from a fellow mediocre 20 something year old.

>>726555707
Thanks man. It's the only positive thing I have going. I didn't mean to bitch, exactly what this thread is about, sorry guys.

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>>726556141
I've considered this, but I'm coming from Georgia with next to no money. Plus, the more I learn about Japan and the 'true' Japanese themselves, the less...involved I want to be with it all. I kind of want the JET program to have rejected me tbh.

>>726556294
Thanks...

>>726552646
what if there is nothing I can enjoy. For example faping, before I got cancer I could fap. Before my suicide attempt, I could eat stuff I liked. Right now I can do neither, and those were the only two fun things fun in my life.

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>>726556294
another one

Man I was just thinking today about how depressed I used to be and near suicidal, I can honestly say I'm happy with the way my career is going. Also I have a steady girlfriend I've been dating for 2 years now.

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>>726556170
That is amazing anon! Being debt free is a great accomplishment. Keep at it.

>>726556264
Well the plus side here is you are literate and able to use your mind to create such a picture. Good on you anon.

>>726556335
This is a place to vent as much as it is to find what makes life worth living. I'm glad I could help.

>>726557065
so you know what mung is?

>>726556170
Out of curiosity, why would you take out a loan on a car when you still have student debt and haven't even graduated yet? Seems really financially irresponsible.

>>726557335
Well, i make about 2.2k a month, the student loan is subsidized so i havent bothered paying it off, my car to get to work and school broke down, cost more to fix than it was worth and here i am. So now i redistributw my money from stupid shit i dont need to actually paying off my loans early

what are you faggots still doing here?
>>726555555

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>>726556885
There's always more to life than fapping and food anon. Though they are both fun, there is always more. Play a game. Read a book. Watch a movie. Get a tattoo. Travel. Strike up conversation with an old veteran. Offer knowledge to the youth. Your life matters anon. Only you decide how you spend it. Make it worth something. Make it splendid. Live happily and peacefully. Many happy thoughts on your journey through a hopefully long and joyful life.

>>726556986
Seen that one. Still not her. But 5hank you greatly.

>>726557021
I'm very glad to hear that anon. Keep looking towards the positive.

>>726557112
A general idea yes. Now if you do as well that makes your vocabulary pretty damn good. You should feel proud of yourself. You're awesome anon!

I just got accepted to UC Berkeley as a math major so I'm pretty happy about that.

>>726557675
its when you dig up a dead body and put your mouth on its pussy or asshole while a friend drop kicks the stomach and out onto your face and mouth gushes the mung which is a rich potion of bodily fluids, maggots, and embalming fluid.

>>726557675
I do not go out of my house. So the social things are not for me. Doctors forbid me to read the stuff I like, or watch TV/movies, because I get too zoned in to them for weeks. But I do agree with you that if someone has a goal it is probably a lot better, maybe even good. I just wish my teachers hadn't fucked me up in school

>>726549060
I just got hired full-time at my job (which means access benefits and health insurance) and have banked some extra money, so I'm about to move into a bigger place, on my own. For the first time in my life, I'm actually financially secure, and it's really nice.

Im almost 27 and i cant buy a house so im stuck renting a appartment.

Feels pretty bad but at least i have a roof over my head

>>726549060
I just gaped my asshole bigger than I ever thought I could, which is a good thing, I can now fit my entire fist up my asshole, my dog likes to lick it clean when I pull it out so hes stoked about that which makes me happy too :))) oh and I also recently fingered my little brothers asshole he's 12

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>>726557675
I'm running out of small boob blondes :(

>>726557577
Holy shit are you me? I also had to get a car loan out to buy a new vehicle back in August. I also make 2.2k per month and am in uni with student debt. Currently last semester.

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>>726557992
thats awesome!! so proud of you Anon, but honestly almost 27 and all you are proud of is some shit fuck apartment? lol, have you even at least considered suicide? its not like anyone will miss you lol.

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>>726558166
Big boob blondes are okay too. Just sayin'...

>>726558201
Ayyy were one in spirit mijo. We know each others lives.

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>>726557992
Maybe you could start to give z-jobs under the bridge? it's what got me through college, good luck Anon!

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>>726557892
Yep. That's pretty much what I got out of it.
Thank you for summing it up for those that don't know. You're awesome!

>>726557792
That's something to be proud of anon. You're gonna own it!

>>726557931
Think of it as a building block. Take what your teachers did and better yourself from it. If it was bad don't do its or learn from it. Remember, change what you can and fuck the rest!

>>726557943
Keep going anon. It only gets better from here!

>>726557992
Now that is the way to think anon. Took me a while to get enough for a house. And even that was only cause my wife works too. Give it time and try hard. You'll have it before you know it.

>>726549060
I just recently bought my very first nigger!! So proud of myself, he's a lazy one but hey arent they all? How many niggers do you own OP? and if you dont mind me axing what is the house/field/tree ratio?

>>726558294
Nah mate im not proud of it but it beats living in my parents basement

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>>726558306
>not sure if legal
>google game this result
oh well
it has apple like you wanted

>>726558852
im just trolling ignore me god bless you anon, i like to troll before i goto sleep at night, there is somehing abt rustled jimmies that settle mine, just ignore me, also OP I hate you

>>726558852
what is wrong with that? I live in my parents attic and it is seems fine.

>>726558998
virgin detected

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>>726558166
Wow. Just wow. Not the one. But wow.
She's in shorts and pulling up a tank top to flash titties. Think she had peach fuzz on arms. Really wish I could remember the name.

Side note: not gonna feed the trolls anymore.
They look deliciously plump.

Another good thing for me. Wife is about to finish her college. Good pay raise and she'll actually enjoy her work which means happiness all around.

>>726558947
Damn. +1 for you anon. Not her but good on the apple.

>>726558995
Thank you for the shout out anon. Sweet dreams!

>>726559056
yes. a 37 year old one. Still that does anwser the question what is bad in living at your parents home. Now I can imagine living with them in the same room, being bad, but you have to be realy poor for that to happen. Or it has to be war, but when it is war living with your parents is probably one of the lesser problems one can have,

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>>726559433
>what is bad in living at your parents home
you are a 37 year old virgin!!

god dammit

I still have the option and posibility to end my life by myself whitout any pain or effort.

This is very comforting. You see, I fix aircraft at my nearest international airport. I am a dirty mechanic. Any day now, I could just take a sprint and run head first into a jet engine. Killing me 100%. I'm holding on for now, only because I know I can, and I know I will

>>726559521
technicly. practicly the chance for me becoming a non virgin, well not counting something like being fucked in the ass, stoped being a viable options 2 years ago. But lets face it 37 or 35, isn't much of a difference.

>>726559581
why hold on? why not kill yourself?

>>726559671
what country are you in? what happened 2 years ago? dont get fucked in the ass please

>>726559693
Inertia, statu quo. Name it. I havent taken the sprint yet, but it is only a matter of time,

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I think I'm in love, and we get to hang out everyday.

>>726559765
good dont do it i was just trolling i dont think you should kill yourself

>>726559752
The glorious nation of space travelers known as Poland.
2 years ago I got soft tissue cancer, in a place no man wants to get cancer. the only way to deal with it was a resection of the penis and chemo. Now considering my penis was a "gigantic" 4" long, the doctors decided to remove the whole thing.
And you need not to worry about the butt sex my friend. I do not go out of my parents house at all, so unless there is some serial gay rapist starts to prowl around here am safe.

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>>726559886
shes gonne rip your heart out of your chest, FYI the joy you have now, when she leaves with be at least 5 times as bad when shes gone , you will suffer crippling depression, i hate OP i want to ruin his thread soryy boys its time

Just got accepted into college studying patisserie as a 31 year old. No money or food for the past 2 weeks and was really struggling until my teacher randomly gave me 100 bucks. Really grateful for that cause dinner last night was an individually wrapped slice of processed cheese. So that's good.

>>726559902
I don't need anyone to tell me to not do it. I know my life, I know it is worthless. Hell. Everything is worthless.

Enjoy your flight.

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>>726559996
fuck i was about the spam the shit out of this thread with pickles, now i feel bad, im sorry anon , i love you, what can i do to help, im being serious not trolling , fucking feels Anon

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>>726560100
how old are you?

>>726560222
25

Been struggling with severe anxiety after a marihuana induced psychosis 2.5 years ago. But I met a girl, so I got that going for me, which is nice.

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>>726560100
also what part of the country are you in? lastly why are you so sad? what happened ? you seem to have skills i know i could never work on planes

>>726560222
lurk moe

In the Midst of EMT training and in the works of moving outta of the hell that is florida

>>726560124
>>726560124
nah, man am cool. it is not like my life was any better before it. Although the sex option is gone.. No kids either because of the chemo.
Spam away with the pickles, imo will lighten the mood here.

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>>726560264
25 god dam so young

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>>726560359
dont fucking tell me what to do you bich made nigger fuck piece of shit, i will rape your corpse come at me you fucking cunt

>>726560331
Canada, I've been sad since my mom died of cancer since I was 18yo and I couldnt' find anything remotly close to a reason to live.

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>>726560374
being serious can you orgasm? like does the body still produce semen? can you still rub it out? god bless you , keep fighting the good fight, i am kinda speechless about what happened to you

>>726559996
I think most peoples "problems" just went up in a puff of smoke. I have no words my friend. I hope something good comes into your life soon.

>>726560499
jesus christ im taling to a guy in poland who got his fucking dick lopped off cuase of cancer and you are actually thinining about killing yourself , sure your mom passed but you have a job and skill AND YOU HAVE A PENIS, seriously just fucking kill yourself whiney spineless fuck, tr living without a dick then come talk to me you piece of shit, fucking do it already you spinless shitstain cunt of a cumstain

>>726560552
Nope. Penis, gone and prostate gone, and because of the chemo am more or less chemicaly castrated, although the doctors said that there is a chance this may revers its self a bit, although the state of my sperm is going to be bad no matter what.

>>726560554
this god dam , fucking feels, my life is fine im just a fagit

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>>726560742
fuck me running backwards through a cornfield

I think life is good, halfway through a top 5 MBA program, my gf is a latina, younger, doctor. As for me well, over 30 and feeling old and fat. I know I need to eat better, exercise more, read more, and travel more. I am on the back half of life

>>726549060
One project left before I am done with college. Wedding plans are coming along. Honeymoon to the keys is all set.

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>>726560877
none cares fuck off just found out homey got his penis removed, see yourself out

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In 3 weeks its my 1 year anniversary with my tranny gf
Its my first time dating because im the average 4chan poster
I never thought i would even date anybody

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>>726560931
fuck off noone care you have a penis i hope you lose it one day

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>>726560978
great no one cares fagit kill yourself shit dicked pillow biting cum guzzler

>>726560990
Why it's pickle prick!

>>726549060
Even though I don't care about myself, my family is picking up the slack. So I guess that's a good thing.

>>726560706
well to be honest after the whole thing was done, I was forced in to therapy. Now if it helped me or not, am not sure. But I have seen people like canada-anon there and they do take it a lot harder then others. Now am not saying that what has happened to me was ok, but it is not like I was living the life before cancer. It was more like "oh and on top of all the other stuff now you have cancers and will taking your dick". Now if I had a life, it would probably have been much harder. I like to think that this is like with dogs. You castrate a dog, that didn't mate, he is gets lazy and "calm". You castrate a dog that did mate and the thing goes fucking berzerk. So canada anon may expected more from live then he actualy got. I can understand why he may want to off himself.

>>726560931
dont overspend on the wedding, it is a day full of stress. Better to spend that money in the keys

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>>726561056
pickleback bro

>>726561102
ha ha ha. As if any man had anything to say how much is spend on a wedding ever.

>>726561102
Not planning anything too much

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>>726561069
and he should hes a weak minded bitch, boo hoo my mom died bo hoo, the nigger has a penis , end of discussion

>>726561226
Not like he cares, my dad is paying for it.

>>726561266
now am not going to judge the strenght of canada anons mind. Plus contrary to what some people may think, it is not that easy to try to kill oneself. And I do not mean the, take some aspirin call med evac, but the stuff that does end up with you dead.

>>726561434
Get me a shotgun and I'll prove you wrong.

>>726561502
prove what wrong? It is hard to decide and actualy pull of a suicide. Does not mean it is impossible, if it was easy, people like me would be killing themself left and right. And they generaly don't.

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>>726561434
either way he should figure it out and stop being such a whiney little bitch fuck about it, honestly , boo hoo my mom dies, nigger i wish my mom died when i was a kid would have save me from a lifetime of misery, also the nigger has a penis, god dam i hope he kill himself soon fucking canadian pisslord fuck

>>726561640
So far, the difficult part is fear of failure. I'd rather not end up in a coma.
With a shotgun and pellet ammo, wouldn't really be much brain left anyways.

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hoesntly polandfag you sound like the nicest kindest bravest person i have ever met in my life, god fucking bless you anon , everyone else can get gangraped by HIV infested niggers from africa

>>726561804
bless you pickle-kun, but you only say that because you do not know why I was living at my parents house for 35 years.
>>726561741
well there is always a chance of something going wrong. some people survive with half a brain, but yeah I know pellets,etc. actualy the easiest way to kill one self, what does not mean painless or fastest way to go, is through freezing. go out durning the night take a swim in a lake dead in 30 min.

>>726562089
sounds like 30 terrible minutes of agony no thanks nimrod

>>726562089
please tell me it is something gruesome , please tell me why

>>726562089
Chance, sure. And I dunno.
Jugular slit is probably easiest/quickest.
Can be done with any sharp object, seconds to bleed out.

I finally finished paying off the mortgage on my home. Now I'm trying to think of things to do with this money in the future.

I don't really want to just put it in a 401k.

But besides this I finally graduated college after going part time for work too.

Things are feeling more relaxed and less tense since no more studies and no debt. Good times ahead hopefully.

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>>726562286
NIGGER FUCK OFF NO ONE REMOTELY GIVES A FLYING FUCK , UNLESS YOU CAME HERE TO SAY THAT YOUR PENIS WAS REMOVED FROM CANCER JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS SACK OF DONKEY CUM

Got 5 girls interested in ne. Three 9/10s and two 10/10s. Theyre all playing games though.

While I owe the govt $2200, my work bonus just came in and left me with some cash so I'm blowing it on my car. Should be even quicker. Money wasted to most, but got to enjoy life while you can.

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>>726562383
NOONE BELIEVE YOU AND EVEN IF WE DID NO ONE EVEN REMOTELY GIVES A FLYING FUCK YOU BETA CUCKLORD

>>726562398
MAYBE YOU SHOULD CONSIDER KILLING YOURSELF AND LIVE STREAMING IT HERE THAT IS THE ONLY WAY ANYONE WOULD EVER FINNALY GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING YOU DO OR ANYTHING IN YOUR PATHETIC WORTHLESS LIFE

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>>726562361

>>726562250
nah it was mostly a court order, and after I hit 18 my parents and I decided that it would be safe for other people around, if I did not go out of the house. I do not want to go in to detail as someone from Poland that is older then 28 may recognise who I am.
>>726562274
could luck with sliting your own throat. What you could do though is to fix a knife or a bayonet and ram yourself on it. Although that can go bad too. I for example manged to only puncture my lung.

>>726562494
Aahhh!! You want attention? ^_^

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>>726562504
WOW SO YOU GOTO YOUR EDGY PIC OOO THAT WILL SHOW ME FUCKING JEWISH FUCKING NIGGER

>>726562530
Never said I was going to. Just numerically, that's one of the quickest ways.

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>>726562580
NO WE ARE TALKING TO A GUY WHO GOT HIS DICK REMOVED CAUSE OF CANCER SO PLEASE GET THE FUCK OUT CUNT THAKS

>>726562530
jesus christ anon what did you do , was it bad? i have to know , just tell us no one here is from fucking poland? did you deserve this horrible fate? please tell me , ...yes

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>>726562705
forgot pic

>>726562620
Kek you cant get cancer in your dick dumbass

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>>726562786
yes you can fuckwad

>>726562849
Lolz ok anon whatever you say

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>>726562530
even if they recognize you this is just some thread on /b/ , they either know you or they dont how is telling us what you did gonna make any difference , its not like you are giving us your address

>>726549060
Great idea for a thread. I'm 30 now.

Life is full of things that I am unsure about. I don't know how I am going to pay next months rent. I had launched a small online business right after school, made around a million in profit over 5 years and used that money to finance a law degree. Went practically out of business because all my "business time" went into studying. I will finish that degree in october among the top of my class.

My money is gone now though and I am thinking of getting a loan to manage the next 9 months. Who knows.

I am 10/10 fit. I work out 5 days a week. I have a stunningly beautiful girlfriend that I have been with forever. 9 years to be exact. I have met her before I got "rich" (having a 100k a year to spend at the age of 22 is pretty nice). She wants kids with me even though she knows I am practially broke right now.

I have made a lot of stupid choices and a few pretty good ones so far, but the stupid ones turned out to be the most fun. Bottom line is that I regret next to nothing and I am thrilled to see what's coming.

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>>726562920

https://www.cancer.org/cancer/penile-cancer/detection-diagnosis-staging/signs-symptoms.html

>>726562705
yes I did deserv it. To not go in to much detail, I was the youngest, well atleast in my time, person to be trailed for multiple rape. In fact they had a problem with me, because being younger then 13 I was not only falling under adult law, but also the law for minors only delt with special cases if they comited crimes like murder. I also couldn't go to a mental institutions, as those were only for adults. But they had to do something. Luckly my parents came from a family that could do stuff in communist times, so I ended up with being put in to a house incarceration state till 18, and after an evaluation by the doctors that my sexual preferences did not change, my parents decided that it would be better if I keep being limited to our home. And that is that. In america, there would probably be a law named after me :D

>>726563081
K ^_^

>>726563034
dude we are talking to some psycho from poland who did something very bad and then got his dick cut off from cancer so please kindly fuck off, noone gives a shit about your two cents,

>>726563155
K

>>726563155
hahaha I guess I should have refreshed the thread before posting

>>726563155
kek

I graduate from my masters program in may at age 24. I know its average but I know a lot of fucks from highschool still in CC.

>>726563034
robots would hate this post i'm guessing

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>>726563126
when did you get the dick cancer? and i really hope you arent making the whole rape thing up tomake me feel better, cause it does, im so happy they did cut off your dick , fucking sweet justice TOP FUCKING KEK ENJOY YOUR LIFE YOU DICKLESS RAPIST PIECE OF SHIT

>>726563344
Whats wrong with cc? :,(

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>>726563344
WAS THAT BEFORE OR AFTER YOU CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET AS A RAGING CUM SLAVE?

>>726563418
K

>>726549060
I just got accepted into a programming school, tso that's nice

>>726563456
ONLY DUMBFUCKS WHO CANT CUT IT IN THE REAL WORLD GOTO CC YOU SIMPLETON SCUMBAG JUST GO GET A JOB ROTATING TIRES AND GET IT OVER WITH

>>726563456
ausfag here, i don't understand the community college thing in america, or your tuition fees. does the government give you loans to pay your tuition in Australia? Or do you have to work to pay for community college?

Not much :/
I've had a gf who I love for about 10 months but that's about it

>>726563596
*..pay your tuition LIKE in Australia

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>>726563521
YOU DIDNT ANSWER MY QUESTIONS FAGIT, SO HOW LONG AFTER THE RAPES DID YOU GET THE DICK CANCER ALSO ARE YOU MAKING THIS WHOLE RAPE THING UP TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER??

>>726563562
Congrats
>>726563576
K

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>>726563667

>>726563456
I graduated in 2010 from high school. If your in CC for more than 3 years you should quit on life.

>>726563126
kinda glad your dick fell off now, anon

Just left my shitty girlfriend and feel such a sense of relief because now i can pursue a more fruitfull relationship. Also i feel completely over a bout of depression that lasted for a little over a year

My boss quit and now i pretty much run the show at work. The staff have never been happier and our performance is through the roof

>>726563596
Lucky for me scholarships and my dads military service has made undergrad and graduate school essentially free. I have no outstanding loans.

>>726563418
justice after 28 years, is not much of justice. And I got cancer 2 years ago, or at least that is when it started to show and was diagnosed.

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>>726563762
NOONE REMOTELY FUCING GIVES A SHIT FAGIT WE ARE BALL DEEP IN A THREAD RIGHT NOW ABOUT A RAPIST FROM POLAND WHO GOT HIS DICK CUT OFF FROM CANCER KINDLY FUCKING KILL YOURSELF WORTHLESS SCUMBAG NIGGER JEW FUCK

>>726549060
I've been generally happy for about a year now after years of wanting to die. It's pretty good

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>>726563835
IM CONFUCE WHAR HAPPENED 28 YEARS? from my understanding he raped a bunch then got his dick cut off, where are you getting 28 years?

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>>726563936
DO YOU HAVE A DICK ? IF YES THEN KILL YOURSELF , SERIOUSLY NOONE GICES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR GAY LITTLE LIFE FAGGET

>>726563596
Im in U.S. And cc is free if youre poor which i am. I dont like desk jobs so instead went to my local two year to become a humble electrician. Starts off slow (35k salary) but ill get free health care and in 4 years after i get my license i move up to 80k a year. Anyway i finish in may too, congrats /b/ro.

>>726563715
No just two years

>>726563941
I was the first multiple rapist in Poland at the age of 9, the supposed punishment for it 28 years later seems a bit sketch, and more like two separate things happening to the same person.

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WAIT A FCKING MINUTE I SMELL BULLSHIT WHEN I FIRST MET THIS POLAND ASSHOLE I SAID "VIRGIN DETECTED" THE HE SAID YA CAUSE I HAVE NO DICK, NOW HE TELLS ME HE WAS A RAPIST, WHATEVER FUCK THIS THREAD ., EVEYONE KILL THEMSELVES PLEASE ESPECIALLY THE JEWS

>>726564146
I live in southern California and I lot of community colleges here are impacted as fuck. People registration days is the first day of the semester at some CCs. CCs here are the intersection of poor and retarded.

>>726564158
AGE OF NINE??? MY BALLS HAD NOT DROPPED THAT YOUNG, DID YOU REALLY RAPE OR JUST KINDA RAPE , ALSO I THOUGHT YOU WERE A VIRGIN ? REMEBER I CALLED YOU A VIRGIN WHEN YOU SAID WHAT IS WRONG LIVING IN PARENTS ATTIC?

Interesting thread idea OP, I'll bite.

I recently landed a new job (after cutting my finances really close to zero), went on an amazing road trip with good company this past weekend, a dj is releasing a new mix to download this friday, a live mix is starting in twenty minutes, and I feel that I've been improving a lot as a dancer lately. There's also a few dance events coming up in the near future, so it's always a chance to meet some new people.

>>726564092
I mixed you guys up lol

The one thing that goes very well is that I've trained my mind successfully to think beyond the normal level. I am capable of experiencing an out of body experience and think freely in another dimension. I am very powerful and one day I'll get even stronger.

>>726564165
In poland the definition of rape is "intercourse or other sexual act". And a sexual act can be anything from oral or anal sex, to sticking something inside someone. Now I came under the rape through insarting stuff in to 5 girls.

>>726564287
NIGGER GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER WE ARE BALLS DEEP IN A POLISH RAPIST WITH NO DICK KEK SO PLEASE GO FIND SONEONE WHO GIVES A FUCK

>>726564312
IS THAT BECAUSE YOU SUCK ALL THAT DICK FAGGET?

>>726564338
RIGHT SO IS THAR HOW YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN I AM STILL CONFUSE KINDA POLISHRAPISTDICKLESSFAG

>>726564312
Im sure when you fight you only use 10% of your power. KYS.

>>726564233
Ours are more like advanced trade schools for nurses and skilled laborers. Also cali has turned to shit.

>>726564408
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>>726562361
i like this guy. i think the pickles are funny and the caps are cool

Sup, I am Russian. Any questions? My English is bad, but I will try to answer.

>>726564568
Much sarcasm, much wow.

>>726564436
thats where the future of higher education is headed. In California there are 3 options. UCs which preps you to get masters and phds. Cal State for "practical real world shit" and private when you just want to waste your time and money. lol. Yeah California sucks too many people, environment shit.

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>>726564568
JEWS DID 911 JEWS DID 911 NIGGER TONGUE MY ANUS

>>726564644
k

>>726564700
Ik man. Im Alabama, im not making fun of your home but Californians think theyre the shit when in reality the other 49 states are on the outside looking in and laughing at all of you. Colorado is what yall used to be

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SO TO RECAP POLAND FAG, YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN CAUSE WHEN YOU WERE 9 YOU PENTRATED GIRLS WITH FOREIGN OBJESTS, GOT SENTENCED TO HOUSE ARREST, NEVER GOT LAID, 28 YEARS LATER YOU GET DICK CANCER? AM I MISSING SOMEHTING?

I just quit my deadend job, going back to school.

also recently found out I'll be receiving a rather large sum of money (~5 million sek).

also finally met a girl again that doesn't mind my stoner ass, and I really like her.

Also just got word that I'll be able to get a room in a mates apartment so I'm set for living during it all.

>>726564860
K

>>726564408
you want the whole life story? Sure anon. See my parents came from a communist families. My dad work in the diplomatic core. He took me, and my mother with him most of the time. I had 0 contacts with people my age till I hit 7 years old and my dad sent me off to my grandfathers house, so I would go to school. As you can imagine living only around adults for 7 years, made me act and talk in a perculiar way. In a way I was acting more sperger then spergs. you know the drill asking stupid question to teachers of the "is this going to be on the test too" "we already did those things we should do some new stuff" etc. On top of that because 7 years spent in other countries my grasp on the polish language, specialy as writing and reading goes, was lets say it was not good. And my polish teacher, who was also the mother of one of the girls in my class, took great delight in reading my papers with comments about how stupid or laughable I am. then there was the incident where some of the girls beat me up, and took my pants, and I had to take the bus home in my underwear and undershirt in october.
As you can imagine this did not make a happy person. In fact I was a realy angry one. At that time we also had music lessons playing the stright flute. I was, as you can imagine, horrible at it, because unlike other children I did not learn in in kindergarden.

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>>726564988
ALSO YOU ARE A NIGGER LOVER YOU LOVE NIGGER COCK ALMOST AS MUCH AS YOUR MOM FUCKING CUNT

19 living at a mates place my family moved interstate. About to start a career in either air conditioning or telecommunications cabling. Only thing thats getting me down is tfw no gf

>>726564960
i know i agree with you. i have my sights on washington. when you exp LA then seattle big fucking difference

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>>726565034
proceed,


also flute in kindergarten? my bullshit detector is sensing something fagit

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>>726565151
YOU WILL NEVER GET A GF YOU ARE TOO UGLY AND WEAK SERIOUSLY AND I AM TRYING TO BE REAL, HAVE YOU EVEN CONSIDERED SUICIDE?

Ive decided that life is worth it even though I may face a horrible painful death someday. Ive accepted death is inevitable

>>726565034
So the girls were making fun of me as always, and before you ask what the dudes were doing, they were avoiding me. And to be honest it was worse then bullying. Can you imagine being so low down on the social ladder that other males decide it is not even worth to bully you.
But back to the girls and music, so they were making fun of me. One of the girls took out my pen case, which was bought in Syria and was a luxary product, irreplacable here even through dolar stores, and she stomped for it. I started to cry, they laughed, dudes skitted away to not look at me. And the girls went in to the bathroom, because music lessons unlike normal lessons were a full hour and you couldnt got out when they happened.

>>726549060
Still enjoying time with my lover especially being able to lay pipe for nearly 2 hours at age 42 now
Just getting back from a 9 week vacation and still need some more me time atm
Will ne looking for new employment before starting another business before the end of the year
Buying motorhome is also likely within 14months

>>726565170
Sounds good bud good luck. Im moving to denver or boulder first chance i get. Theyre booming like fucking crazy, especially in construction and technology demand

>>726565183
it's poland tho remember, polish people fucking LOVE flutes

>>726565254
get a life

>>726565381
good luck to you

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>>726565310
KILL YOURSELF NIGGER

>>726565294
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS FAGT

>>726565438
DONT TELL ME WHAT YOU DO NIGGER

>>726565465
Thank you

>>726565293
are you not following this thread? I'm sorry that you are depressed but now is not the time, a psychotic polish rapist with no penis is regaling us with his life's tale

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>>726565041

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>>726565541
I HOPE SHE IS CHEATING ON YOU WITH A NIGGER AND SHE GIVES YOU HERPES, WRONG THRWAD NIGGER GO FIND SOMEONE WHO GIVES A FUCK

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>>726549060
my dog still loves me

pic related

>>726565294
So I ransacked their stuff for flutes. Took the fire ax from the wall. Went in to the bathroom. broke the nose of the first girl , then hit another one in the stomach and when they started to run to the cabins. I took the flutes and one by one ramed it up their asses or cunts, and by the way I was not aiming at anything specific. By the time their screams alerted the teachers, I went through 4 girls from my class and 2 girls not from my class. the first teacher that came in was a female and I hit her on the leg, but before someone thinks this ended as some epic open wound, they are wrong. All it did was it made her fall. thing is when she fell she hit the door frame and went KO. the next thing I remember is other teachers dog pilling me.

>>726565541
it's??

>>726565662
I LIKE YOUR DOG ANO PLEASE PET HIM FOR ME KINDLY THANK YOU , WHAT IS HIS NAME ALSO GIVE HIM A KISS ON HIS HEAD FOR ME PLOX

>>726565663
hmm. strong start, weak middle. Let's hope for the ending.

>>726565752
his name is George and I will give him a kiss on the head for you =D

>>726565472
I'm doing grand

As for killing myself
Speak for yourself as im one happy camper
As for nigger I'll admit to being cockstrong as well as one long lasting fucking lovemachine
Id hate to disapoint women at this point of my distinct sexual prowess by not sharing tbh

>>726565752
kek. adolescent filth spewing anon stops to pet the dog kindly

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>>726565816
THANK YOU I LOVE YOU GEORGE

>>726565663
WAIT FGT YOU A HOW OLD 9 AT THE TIME? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE ARENT 9 YEAR OLD LIKE REALLY SMALL?

>>726565865
NOONE FUCKONG GIVES A SHIT FAGGIT

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>>726565618
TOP FUCING KEK AND SORRY OP I HIJACKED YOUR THREAD YOU SEEM LIKE A RIGHTEOUS DUDE I JUST AM A NIGGERFAGIT IM SORRY AND THAT9 YEAR OLD RAPIST DUDE HAS NO DICK , GAME OVER

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RIP THREAD , WAS FUN, IM SURE 404 SOON, FUCK YOU ALL , GOOD LUCK DICKLESS POLISH RAPIST FAG

>>726565773
that is the end. they called the militia, they beat me up, tried to find my parents, but couldn't. Ah and I forgot to mention one thing, I have a different last name then my father, mostly because my mother father wanted to have someone of his own name. And generaly children that had different fathers or fathers that were not know were treated REALY bad, aka this is not just me case, by everyone in communist countries. So later when they did find out that my father is my father, and that I wasn't just left with family, the militia guys had a real problem . See they roughed me up more then a bit, and were afraid what is going to happen to them, it was actualy funny on the 3ed or 4th day of my stay at the Storehouse. After that my dad came back, there was a hearing and the judge left me with my parents.

>>726566229
can you post anything to support your claims? you must realize this sounds a bit hard to believe

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>>726566229
SO THATS IT, YOU HAD ONE CRAZY INCIDENT IN SCHOOL, FLUTE RAPED SOME HOES, THEN GOT HOUSE ARREST FOR 28 YEARS, NEVER GOTLAID, THEN AT 35 GOT DICK CANCER AND COCK REMOVED, AM I MISSING SOMETHING ?

>>726565637
The only good thing that happens in my life and you want it ruined...

>>726565698
It is. She's not into garter belts and stocking yet, but at least I got sexy panties and bras

>>726566325
I HAVE BEEN GOOGLING, "9 YEAR OLD POLISH BOY RAPES" BUT NOTHING IS POPPING UP , MAYBE YOU CUNT DESTROYERS CAN FIND SOMETHING? THIS WHOLE STORY IS SO FUCKED I AM ENJOYING IT THO GOD FUCKING BLESS DICKLESS POLISH RAPIST BASED ANON FAG

>>726566539
DONT BE LIKE THAT FAGIT IM JUST BEING A FGT, ALSO THIS THREAD IS NOT WHAT IT STARTED OUT AS WE ARE BALLS DEEP IN SOME SHIT RN

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SO IS THE WHOLE STORY BULLSHIT POLISH FAG I SAY YES PLEASE SHED SOME LIGHT YOU NIGGERLOVER

>FRESH OUT OF PICKLES

Just finished high school, still a virgin and had very little confidence in myself...

Applied for a apprenticeship mechanics shop and got hired. Job is forcing me to do things out of my comfort zone.

Because of job, I am gaining confidence in myself, saving and investing money, planning on going clubbing and fucking the any hot chick I get the chance with!

>>726567230
omg we are so far past this

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>>726567230
BLAH BLAH BLAH NOONE FUCKING GIVES A SHIT FAGIT GO INTO YOUR SHELL THE WORLD WILL KEEP REVOLVING JUST FINE NIGGER

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RIP THREAD WAS A PLEASURE WORKING WITH YOU FINE GENTLEMEN THIS EVENING , KEEP YOUR DICK ATTACHED AND ALL WILL BE FINE

I FOUND THIS, ITS IS SO SAD :((( http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381922/Daniel-Pelka-trial-Haunting-final-image-boy-4-starved-beaten-death-parents.html

>>726557931
>I just wish my teachers hadn't fucked me up in school
Sorry to be blunt, but it's time to grow the f*ck up. My school teachers sucked, sent me to useless studies, somehow school lied by presenting fake program, by the age of 21 I had a diploma I would never use in a boring field. Then I decided to grow-up, change orientation, find some nice cursus, got new diploma and found interesting friends / teachers / colleagues / job / opportunities.

It was not easy, I cried hard / fell hard, no pain no gain, but I'm glad I stopped blaming the system for not being able to take control over my life before 21.

>>726566452
No. I did not get arrested, that is the whole thing. I was in parents care till 18. Which by the way is pure privilage, even if the law system did not know what to do with me. After I went 18, me and my parents collectivly decided that me going out is not a good idea. the rest is as you said it.

>>726549060
lets see, i think im in love with a bipolar girl, shes not retarded or anything shes just kind of, well bipolar. Being that she is bipolar she tells me im not good for her and shit. Disregarding that and the stress it brings me, i have a good sexlife and i talk to alot of other girls. Currently dating someone andye, life is pretty good.

>>726565941

Keks

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I found this photo ofmy relatives

>>726567996
JESUS CHRIST SO SAD, YOU DINT DESERVE ALL THIS IN LIFE

>>726568028
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING TO WE DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT GIVE A FUCK NOT EVEN A TINY BIT GO FUCK YOUR WHORE MOTHER HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF THAT ANON?

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>>726568077
MORE PICS OF BASED GEORGE!!!!! I LOVE HIM!

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>>726568199

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>>726567996
FURTHERMORE I REALLY WISH YOU WERE SOME PIECE OF SHIT RAPIST BUT YOU ARE NOT, SO SAD, I AM SORRY FOR ANYTHING BAD I SAID AND ANYTHING BAD THAT HAPPENS TO YOU , YOU DESERVE BETTER ANON I LOVE YOU , YU ARE VERY BRAVE AND A GOOD EGG, SHITTY CARDS DEALT IN YOUR LIFE IT SUCKS I AM SORRY, FUCK EVERYONE ELSE BTW EXCEPT BASED GEORGE HE MY NIUUGAH

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>>726568282
MORE BASEED GEORGE PLEASE INEED IT ITS BEEN A ROUGH NIGHT HERE READING THIS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2381922/Daniel-Pelka-trial-Haunting-final-image-boy-4-starved-beaten-death-parents.html AND THE STORY OF OUR DICKLESS "RAPIST" VIRGIN MORE BASED GEORGE NOW FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>726568441
FINALLY FINISHED THE ARTICLE GOD DAM THAT WAS BRUTAL

>>726568623
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3422872/Step-father-murdered-four-year-old-Daniel-Pelka-hanged-prison-cell.html

HELL YA HAPPY ENDING TO IT AT LEAST

>>726568139
I am rather sure that I did deserv most of the stuff that happened to me, and other stuff like cancer or how my parents took care of me till 7y old was outside of my influence.


>>726567881
My teachers fucked me up in my head. So you know, the cursus thing wouldn't work for me. Plus no one here gets to work with pink papers, or to be more precise. In Poland people with pink papers do not get hired, unless the pink papers are fake, but that is mostly stuff only mobsters do.

>>726568370
Man sometimes I wish I was anything, maybe even a rapist. At least I would have some fun stories to tell. I mean the Grey "Szary" dude from the books all women love, he is a rapists and women drool reading about him.

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>>726568682
YOU WERE NINE BIG DEAL YOU SHOVED A FLUTE UP SOME TWATS HOLES, I AM GLAD YOU ARE AT PEACE THO, I WISH I COULD HELP SOMEHOW BUT I CANT , GOOD THING I AM A FAT SELFISH FUCK I GUESS

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fuck it, i'll play along.

Two years ago started a downward spiral of shit that i have only recently been able to pull myself out of. readers digest version is this:

fience and girl i was in love with (still may be in love with) left me. called me while i was at work and said she's leaving and not coming back.

about a month after that i broke my leg at work. I was a carpenter at the time had been for over a decade while i was going to school. after being out of work for six months mostly laying in bed and playing video games while eating ramen noodles and peanut butter sandwiches loaded on pain killers thank to the leg i could no longer stand on... occasionally i would set aside a couple hundred bucks in a month and hire a hooker. she felt bad for me and would sometimes stay the night, so i guess that was cool. also no diseases, stoked.

after rehabbing my leg to a condition that i could return to work, workmans comp ended (meaning no more monies). The kicker here was that my employer didn't put me back to work. That was illegal in that state so hired an attorney and am still in the process of the lawsuit but there is good things on the horizon with that.

had to move back to indiana and live with the family because of the lack of work and general depressed shitty time i was having. Did that... so yeah, for the last 10 months i have been a living meme.

i'm a thirty year old hacker who lives in my parents basement.

flip side: once i get the settlement check i'll be buying a house and a harley, fucking as many women as i can, and riding every damn day.

there you go, OP. you got me to play along with your silly thread. here's to the future /b/ros. anon out

>>726567881
TEACHERS IN FOREIGN COUNTRIES I ASSUME CAN BE REALLY BRUTAL WAY WORSE THAN WHAT WE AMERICUCKS COULD EVER HAVE

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>>726568895
TLDR ALL I READ WAS ANON OUT GOOD GET THE FUCK OUT DONT COME BACK WE DONT GIVE A FUCK FUCKING JEW CUCKLORD

>>726568895
man bikers are what we call organ donors here :D But see this is what I like about some of you americanos. Life gives you shit, sometimes, and you happily swim in it. Sometimes it gets better, sometimes it doesn't. But at least there are lols. In the magical world of Porando, shit is there on a daily basis, yet even those that have it relativily good, moan constanly how bad it is. And am not saying it is not bad, because more offten then not it is, but I never get why they aren't accepting it.

It is rather liberating when you understand that stuff will only get worse from now.

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I just got full credit in my class this quarter, and I'm in a great relationship. Also this...

>>726568911
Well I personaly have not expirianced it, being too young for it and all, but there were teachers at my school who were known to flog people publicly for doing the wrong thing. Imagine your 16-17 two or three people hold you, your teacher pulls your pants down and gives you a lashing with ruller. Probably worse if you happen to be female. In my times, they only smacked people on the face, threw stuff like chalks or class book. There was also one dude who would sometimes throw your indeks out of the window, and if you didn't bring it back in 2-3 min. you would not pass.

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>>726569153
WAS THAT FUCKING ENGLISH FAGIT?

>>726569266
YOU SOUND LIKE YOU ARE 12 YEARS OLD NO ONE FUCKING GIVES A SHIT

>>726569310
JESUS CHRIST FUCKING THIRD WORLD COUNTRY NIGGER SHIT , GOD FUCKING BLESS MURICA FUCK YA

>>726569449
If it wasn't englishu then why are your jimmies so rustled anon-kun?

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>>726569579
I ONLY PRETEND TO BE RUSTLED TO HOPEFULLY INCREASE THE RUSTLING OF OTHER ANONS ONLY USING CAPS CAUSE BEEN USING IT FOR A WHILE FUCKING NEWCUNT LURKK MORE

>>726569653
Well that it is true I new to 4chan. Sorry for messing up your act man.

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GOOD LUCK DICKLESS NON RAPIST POLISH FAG, ONE DAY YOU SHOULD BUY A GUN AND KILL AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN COLUMBINE STYLE GO OUT N BLAZE , WHY NOT, FUCK THE WORLD, LET IT BURN

>>726569803
NOW I FEEL BAD YOU SEEM SO NICE

>>726569836
that is an actualy a possibility. the number of weapons per capita is the lowest in europe from what I remember. But on the other hand my father hunts as a hobby, and has a nice arsenal of long and short weapons. Not that I plan to do a shoting of course. I am mostly a peacful creature.

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>>726570041
YA BUT WHY NOT? AT LEAST GOTO THE SCHOOL AND KILL SOME TEACHERS WHO DESERVE IT, FIND A NOBLE WAY TO END YOUR LIFE GO OUT WITH A BANG, FUCK SOMEONE WHO DESERVES BAD, WOULD BE FUN AND HONORABLE, LIKE DEXTER MY NIGGA

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more george

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>>726570210
THANK GOD IS THIS A PUPPY PIC? HOW OLD IS HE NOW? ASLO MORE NOW !!!!!!

>>726570187
the teachers that taught me are either in pension or dead. the ones that teach now, did nothing to me. Would be retarded to anything to them.

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>>726570466
OK SO HUNT DOWN THOSE WHO HAVE WRONGED YOU, THERE HAS TO BE A WAY OR AM I JUST TOO OPTIMISTIC? ALSO DO IT DEXTER STYLE THERE HAS TO BE SOMEONE YOU CAN FIND WHO DESERVES DEATH , LIKE SCAN THE PAPERS FOR RAPISTS THEN HUNT THEM DOWN, SOUNDS FUN TO ME