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YOU ARE INVOLVED IN THE 2012 SANDY HOOK ELEMENTARY SCHOOL MASSACRE!!!!!

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Thread replies: 261
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YOU ARE INVOLVED IN THE 2012 SANDY HOOK ELEMENTARY SCHOOL MASSACRE!!!!!

ROLL FOR YOUR FATE!!

1-6 = SHOT TO DEATH

7-9 = CRITICALLY INJURED

0 = SPARED

11~66 = FAKE DEATH

77~99 = NEGOTIATE FOR YOUR LIFE

00 = ESCAPE TO MOMMY

111~666 = GET ARMED WITH A FLINTLOCK PISTOL AND ATTEMPT TO KILL ADAM LANZA

777~999 = JOIN ADAM AND MAKE THE OTHER KIDS PAY

000 = SUMMON MECHA-HITLER

QUADS = BECOME ADAM LANZA
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Rolllllllllllllll
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>>726538341
Go
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adam lanza pls
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Rolling for hoax
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Let's do this
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>>726538341
going for an hero
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Mecha hitler
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Rolllll
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I am the Lanza
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Does anyone have pics of the crime scene photos that got leaked? There weren't many of them.
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Mommy help
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>>726538341
roll
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>>726538341
kill me please
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They see me rollin
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>>726538341
This sucks
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Whatever. Why don't you take your ol spacely sprockets lookin ass outside every once in a while. Nigga is whiter than Jeb Bush's asshole
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>>726539305

Thats a weird butthole ;)
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>>726538341
rollin?
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Middle Kek
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>>726538341
roll
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>>726539977

They h8ing
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Rollerino
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Rollin
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Roll
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>>726538341
rollll
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>>726538341
Roll
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lets go
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>>726538341
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ROLLING FOR MECHA-HITLER
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Role
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I'm good no matter what the outcome.
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>>726538341
roll
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>>726538341
rolling
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Let us see
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I am the one
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Satan
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>>726538341
Can I kill him?
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Successful it is
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Hey guys!
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H
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>>726538341
roll
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>>726538341
rolling
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1-6 plz god
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MOMMY!
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>>726538341
zdvf
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>>726538341
roll
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Probs shot in the spine and paralyzed. You fucked me god. Back to atheism
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>>726538341
Rolling for death
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Fuck you sarah! I not taking your shit anymore!
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lol u cant hurt me autism boy
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>>726538341
dis mi shit
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roollinioinigniiingi
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phew, glad i got out of there safely
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>>726538341
Hmmm
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r
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Roll! i got dis
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Rollo
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Rolly
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>>726538341
Im roland
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Rollio
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Rolltodie
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>>726538341
>>726538341
Roll baby rollllll!!
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>>726545000
Oh shit I summoned mecha Hitler!!!!
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asdasd
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rolling for hospital ice cream
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butt
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Yo why not roll
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>>726538341
Heh
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>>726542748
Lel
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Rawlin
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o shit nigger
roll
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>>726538341
dead
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Mecha Hitler en route faggots
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>>726538341
CONNECTICUCK BOOOOOYYYYSSS
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>>726545666
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Roll out
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Jp
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>>726538341

Lets go boy
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>>726546060
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ok op challenge accepted. i choose 0 = spared. this game is stupid lol whats the point exactly ;P
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Let's go
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rawlin'
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i wish to lose my virginity
please give me 888
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rollio
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How do you play this game?
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Balls
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I CHOOSE 111 ~666
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I WILL BECOME LORD EDGE: ELEMENTARY SCHOOL SLAYER!
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11~66 = FAKE DEATH
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>>726547212
Duck
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Rooooool
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>>726538341
ROLLZ
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I choose 0 = SPARED
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Well why the fuck not
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lol i choose 000 = SUMMON MECHA-HITLER
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7-9
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>>726538341
Fuck Adam Lanza. Literally dig his corpse up, or gather his ashes, and fuck that motherfucker!
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Rollerino
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Oh shit
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rollll
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Ded
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how does this game work?
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>726538341

i'm ready to die anyway
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Rolling for this hoax of a game
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rooooolllllllllll
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pew pew pew bam bam argghhhh!!! i cast a spell on you and roll the dice *lands on invincibility* aha alas I am strong enough to defeat thy shooter, eureka! pew pew my spell weakens you and i cast laser beams on your face *boom* *gazerk* *sploof* yayyyy your a hero! thank you
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>>726538341
Rowwin
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>>726538341
Help me please! I don't wanna die!
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>>726538341
SHOW ME THE MONEY
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>>726548653
WTF lol, you're cringy as fuck dude
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>>726548800
DUBZ ZERO WILLS IT ANON

YOU ARE SAVED
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>>726548800
Mommy is here for you
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Kill me u fagg
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Jews
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>>726538341
Roll.
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>>726538341
roll
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How do I get a position as one of the crisis actors?
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>>726548935
fuck this reroll
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broll
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lets hope im not a kid
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Rollerino tortellino
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roll roll roll your boat
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>>726538341
Rolling to be killed
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>>726549207
Re roll
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rollio
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cast lighting and rolls on giant muscle mass dice, i shoot lighting on you and cast freeze to ice spell i win
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>>726538341
i
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>>726538341
hea we ago
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time for quads
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Roll to make kids pay
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Raling
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>>726538341
I was paid by the liberal government to help film the fake shooting in order to push legislation banning guns
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>>726549956
Yeah same.
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atewly
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Nigg
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R0ll
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>>726538341
Oh shite
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>>726539681
Kek
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Dab on those haters
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Im gonna kill lanza
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>>726538341
Roll
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Flintlock glock
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>boom, boom motherfucker
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>>726550630
O shit I lived
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I want to jsjakkd
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Roll Me m8
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>>726538341
roll_
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DEATH TO THE HERETICS!
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Fuck you
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>>726538341
Piss
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>>726538341
>dubs
> I choose crisis actor
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>>726538341
doesnt matter never happened
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Roll nighers jews
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>>726538341
roll
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>>726538341
dope
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rollllllllliing
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Despite how utterly evil and crazed school shooters are, I like those moments of sincerity when, for instance, there was that one kid who was on good terms with the Columbine shooters and the shooters spared him and let him walk away unharmed.
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>>726538341
Roll.
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>>726538341
Roll
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∫\ \____( •_•)
_∫∫ _∫∫ɯ \ \ #FINGER'S ACROSS THE WORLD#
……..…../´¯/)……….. (\¯`\
…………/….//……….. …\\….\
………../….//………… ….\\….\
…../´¯/…./´¯\………../¯ `\….\¯`\
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..\…………….. /……..\……………..…/
….\…………..(………. ..)……………./
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525
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Rolloxerinorenu
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>>726538341
rell
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>>726538341
kek
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>>726538341
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live plz
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lets do this shit together bro
dibs on library
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roll 4 justice
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roitruthdfg
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>>726538341
roll. I want death.
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>>726554537
aww.
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>>726538341
just fuck me up
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>>726538341
Queer and insincere
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I wish I could care either way, lets see what happens
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check 'em
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Oof
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Roll to get shot
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let go
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Roll threads are cancer
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>>726538341
Roll
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i am adam lanza
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>>726538341
nasty nigger nuts in my anus
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>>726538341
FUCK ME SON, CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT HELD BACK FOR OVER FIFTEEN YEARS
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>>726557076
FUCK
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Rollerino
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rolling for 777
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>>726538341
I hope he fucks my ass before shooting me
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rollio
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This is dumb
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ROOOLLLLL
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if 364 then I fuck Adam
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>>726557280
"Fuck your ass? Get the fuck out of here you crazy fuck"
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>>726538341
Roll
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Niggers
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I am Lanza
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>>726538341
This is so gay
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Lanza get
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>>726538341
quads plz
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>>726538341
rulll
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Rollingszzzz
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>>726553548

Oh, just killing people. Run.

Run.

RUN!
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Fuck it roll
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>>726538341
rol
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Rollinggg
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jk rollin
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rol
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role
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>>726538341
Roll
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>>726538341
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Roll roll roll the goat
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Roll boii
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>>726538341
So you win no matter what.
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Well faggots, it was a good run.
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>>726538341
roll why not
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KILL NIGGERS
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Make me Mecha Lanza, nigga
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>>726538341
Tu izi
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I'm like Destiny's Child - Survivor

Kelly Roll-and
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>>726538341
Please let me die
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>>726538341
Ok
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>>726538341
Roll 777
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>>726538341
Rolling for quints to fake negotiate into becoming adam lanza and be critically spared
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Lets go
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"Lanza me, Bitch" - As read by Aron Paul
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Rollarino
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Qq
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>>726538341
Shoot my ass
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>>726538341
roLL
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I'm ready
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>>726538341
NIGGER, I DIDNT GO TO SCHOOL
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Borp Borp
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>>726561599
Welp
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Kill me daddy
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>>726561720
God fucking damnit
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rolling for getting shot
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roll<3
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>>726561771
hell ye
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roal
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Hey buddy remember last week when I gave you free food in the lunch line?

╱╱┏╮
╱╱┃┃
▉━╯┗━╮
▉┈┈┈┈┃
▉╮┈┈┈┃
╱╰━━━╯
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>>726562067
YOU FUCKING DICK. This is what kindness gets me
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>>726538341
I'm just in the corner eating my celery with peanut butter and raisins.. oh hi..are you a new friend?
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Adam Lanza plox
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rollin'
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>>726538341
lol i gotta roll
i hope i survive
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Rolling for god
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Active shooter! Requesting grown up and/or adult. Over.
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it never happened
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>>726538341
.
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quads, check em
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>>726538341
tits
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tits mk2
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726562630
roll
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I don't like these odds.
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>>726538341
time to make all the popular kids pay for ignoring me
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rolll
Thread posts: 261
Thread images: 31


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