Eurofag browsing Google Earth here.
Trying to find the most boring town in the US.
So far Bridgeport, TX is winning.
Wishek, ND is second.
>>726525087
Try Vilonia, Arkansas
>>726525087
the teeming metropolis of Wytheville, VA
Salina, KS is pretty boring.
Micanopy, Fl is pretty boring.
I like small, sleepy towns though...especially with family owned restaurants that serve real quality stuff.
>>726526054
That looks more chill than boring tbhfam. I was looking for more depressing makes-you-want-to-kill-yourself places.
>>726526381
Go look for the town where silent hill is based on. Very boring and depressing. I don't remember the name, just Google it.
Check out Corvallis, MT
>>726526886
Centralia, PA
>>726526886
>>726527116
and "boring" is a gross understatement in the case of Centralia
>>726526886
>>726527116
That's some bar Trivia Night speed right there. Well done anon.
>>726526886
>>726527116
>>726527249
What the fuck lol, there's literally nothing there.
>>726527298
I had a morbid fascination with it.
There are tons of pic online from it.
It's still on fire, btw..., will be for another 200 years or something.
Hardinsburg, Kentucky
>>726527561
Except for the underground coal fire which is still burning to this day. Been going since 1962 and may last another couple hundred years.
>>726527601
>>726527561
Used to be a bustling coal mine town with lots of people.
the coal in the mine caught fire )it's still burning).
Eventually the State ordered the people to leave but about 20 or so "die hards" stayed and still live there.
DeRidder, LA.
Pretty boring desu.
>>726527601
I grew up in the town next to it, Girardville. When I was a kid that place was still a town with buildings/people/etc.... The whole area here is a shit hole. Coal mining area in a multi-decade depression.
Beaver Island, MI
>>726527887
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centralia,_Pennsylvania
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centralia_mine_fire
Pic related.
>>726525633
Wichita fag here. There is no lie.
Mid West of Kansas, absolutely nothing out there
Lamy, NM is pretty boring. So's Espanola, and Espanola has a rampant heroin problem too.
boron CA,
Honorable mention to california city CA
Haskell oklahoma
>>726525087
Look up Walden NY
Strongly recommending Hurricane, Utah.
>>726525087
Have a look at Farmland Indiana friend, that's as boring as it gets.
Sheridan WY
On the other hand I just found this town called Rifle in Colorado. It looks comfy af.
>>726528287
How boring can it be with such a banter name.
>>726528691
I've noticed there's not a lot in Kansas. That's something I like in the US tho. So much space.
Canadafag here. All of those places look amazing. Welcome to Grande Prairie, Alberta.
>>726525087
try Hull, TX
>>726525087
Try Kountze, TX
Amorgosa valley, Beatty, silver peak and Hawthorne
All in Nevada, all along the highway 95 corridor and fucking nothing in all of them
>>726529635
I live not too far from RIfle. If you're a Trump supporter you'll be comfy as fuck.
>>726528707
That's some Coen brothers shit there bruh.
Even the name sounds like "boring" kek.
>>726530050
Shame. Fuck it, it still looks nice. I like mountains.
Holly NY. The only thing supporting the economy there is the prison.
"boring" cities are the best cities
>>726525087
ever been to Lolita, tx?
>>726530454
Ever been to Tickfaw LA?
>>726530135
Its actually named for the us's largest pit mine, where they mine borax, and therefor elemental boron.
They have one of those massive dumptrucks just in town.... like a pride point. You actually have to drive an hour to lancaster to get grocerys
Fuck me.
>>726529942
i've been there, pretty fucking boring
Boring, Oregon
>>726530578
I got lost trying to find Hammond LA. Wound up in Tickfaw. That's some straight Deliverance type shit right there.
>>726530699
Huh. Makes sense then. Idk if I should count mining towns as they're just there for the people working the mine. It's not like a random town that just happens to be boring as fuck.
>>726525087
Try Watervliet, Ny
>>726525087
That honestly looks like a half hour away from any major city in the US lol.
The Christian states are probably truly the most boring though since you have to drive HOURS to go anywhere truly entertaining.
Or upstate New York.
>>726528707
Pretty much any town named after an element will be boring as fuck.
>>726531782
Then back to cal-city, or ridgecrest, or mojave, or really any of the towns in that nasty brown wedge coming from la and extending to.... well all that is desert in the US
>>726529727
Many natives there eh?
>>726525087
Look up Gregory michigan
California City. 3rd largest city in CA, also happens to be a barren wasteland.
>>726531849
Watervliet... Boring... It's a 2 minute walk from Troy, the fucking TROYLET, NY. Watervliet is where troy send all of it's heroin dealers.
>>726533102
I was going to argue but i have family who do heroin
>>726530050
Hey, so do I. We should hang out some time.
Go to Waterloo Ohio.
>>726531574
There was a guy known as lawnmower man, because he drove his (riding) lawnmower all around town, constantly. While drinking.
Boring, OR
>>726533509
>Go to
>Ohio
You can go fuck yourself. There's nothing going on in Ohio. Cleveland can go suck a fat dick.
>>726532988
I moved out of cali 4 years ago, thats what i think of, but everyone here in MI think of it as LA beaches and babes.
Side note cal city was going to be californias las vegas, but it never took off. You can get 100's of achres for almost nothing today
>>726533882
b-b-but Cleveland rocks
they said so
>>726534090
Kids growing up in Ohio look to the skies, where planes fly overhead, and think
> someday, I'll get on one of those planes and never ever never ever come back
>>726534090
Who said that?
Was it all those little chicks with the crimson lips?
Cuz you can't trust those cunts.
>>726525087
try garnett kansas, I lived there for 3 months, so fucking boring all there was to do was get drunk and bbq. Literally NOTHING there
Move out of that place asap anon. Is this really where you want to spend your life? Are you excited for this summer in that busted ass hill town? Got big plans for this weekend? Of course not. You're gonna knock up some ugly girl and live in a grimy flip house, hiding from your kids to do meth in the bathroom. You probably won't pick up after your tour dogs and there will be shit on the floor, covering your children's feet. Eventually and to no ones surprise, you'll kill yourself. Right before the end you look back at your life and think "I should have fucking left Clay"
GET
OUT
>>726533972
and Salton Sea was supposed to be an awesome resort.
that worked out well.
pic related.
Bolton, MS. I win this thread.
>>726533882
Hello Detroit
Try Fishville, Louisiana
>>726534620
Detroit has all that cool urban decay
>>726534439
I'm pretty sure it was all the little kids growing up on the skids. Livin in sin with a safety pin.
>>726534620
Fuck Detroit. Drove through the shit, run down part and took a piss on the ruins of someone's house.
The most nervous piss I've ever taken, but still fuck Detroit. Even the new Comedy Central show about Detroit sucks.
Ludlow, CA
>>726534902
> mountains
> in Detroit
>>726534743
>hio-hio-hio-hio
>>726525087
Try Crockett or latexo tx. Maybe after that try neah bay wa
I think Mr Irby might wanna change trade.
>>726535073
He said he drove through Detroit you retard. Pic's clearly from that other guy here from Colorado.
Try Everton MO
>>726535247
It's a stupid combo of pic and text, retard.
>>726528705
don't forget fucking moriarty
>>726525087
https://www.google.com/maps/@35.8503326,-95.3203013,3a,75y,132.53h,81.33t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s7LiTbmmO5r7iS9M6mTZ_1w!2e0!7i3328!8i1664!6m1!1e1
Check out Okay, Oklahoma. This is their city hall.
>>726535562
No, your brain is slow.
>>726531164
>Congratulations Anon and welcome aboard the Google team! For your first project we'd like you to map out several small towns.
>"Oh boy do I get to go through the forests of Washington or the seaside towns of Maine?"
>lol no
>>726535855
wat even lol
>>726535913
You're a genuine idiot.
>>726535926
And that's the upscale part of WV
>>726525633
i stopped in salina for 3 hours with a flat tire. boring place
>>726535855
Probably super relaxing to live there, though.
>>726536276
You didn't have a spare?
>>726532092
Doesn't even have street view
>>726535926
>>726536243
Even your flag looks depressed.
Shenandoah, PA
Wait till you get to Justin, Tx
>>726535855
That makes even Anadarko, OK look good.
>>726536570
>tfw these shitholes will come to be the holy grails after ww3, and will evolve into cities which are nothing to envy to new york.
This is so boring, they didn't even bother updating the pictures since 2014.
>>726536518
used the spare to get from okc to salina
>>726525633
I have a military buddy that lives in Salina. He says it's quiet there. Quiet is goood.
>>726525087
Cummins, Iowa
>>726537503
>Imagery Date: 9/2009
and it looks like it was taken with a webcam from 2005
>>726528730
>Haskell oklahoma
I lived in Tahlequah for 5 years. My ex lives in Muskogee. I live 4 states away in a place much less religious.
>>726531164
Almost heaven, West Virginia,
Blue ridge mountain, Shenandoah river,
Life is old there, older than the trees,
Younger than the mountains, blowing like a breeze.
>>726528086
Boring, and dry. You have to go to Leechville to drink
Fell in love with this thread.
>>726538522
Worst Vagina
Where they give out road maps to Cleveland in lieu of a high school diploma.
>>726539016
have to agree, very comfy thread indeed
>>726525087
Pound, VA
>The Book Shoppe
Definitely classing up the place.
>>726525087
Must be hard to see how awesome america is through those bad teeth and too much cologne
Try Eagle Mountain, CA
Oakwood, IL is defiantly a win
>>726540204
I'm not shitting on America there Johnny boy. There are boring places everywhere. It's just relaxing to look at.
>>726525087
Try the majority of northern florida. Like Mims, FL or Melbourne, FL
>>726525087
Columbus, Ohio.
You people don't know what small towns are.
>>726540770
American here: I too LOVE looking at rural / desolate areas of my country. I would love to visit damn near every hamlet of this country and meet people and try to learn about them.
This thread pleases me greatly.
>>726540944
>>726540770
Pretty much any area outside of the 13 colonies was surveyed before the population centers were built, which means wide straight roads in a grid. Much easier to get around, but pretty boring compared to the upgraded twisted horse trails in the East or the millennia of building on top of things in Europe..
Oakwood, IL OP
Scroll around Norwich, Kansas a bit. Maybe go north-northwest of it.
Renovo, PA
Arlington, Kentucky
Somehow there's no street view available. Shame, looks modern-ish and interesting.
Alright I'm going to bed (4:20 here).
Was a nice trip. Will definitely continue.
Goodnight America.
>>726531849
518 fag here. Can confirm
Gary Indiana. They give free houses to niggers there
>>726542703
Looks like a very well planned community.
Possibly a cult town.
>Utah
RUN
>>726543739
Is Utah famous for having lots of cults?
>>726544183
Historically the western desert states have been safe havens for cults/alternative religions.
Due to the distance from fundamentalists in the former confederate states and low land prices, communities have been able to grow in remote locations without outside meddling.
Mormons are the most notable example, but they aren't alone.
>>726544718
Intredasting.
Thanks for the info.
>>726531164
>>726536243
>>726536617
>>726538522
>>726539348
Spent a lot of time in WV growing up, and can confirm.
Morgantown and Charleston are the only decent places.. harpers ferry is pretty nice too, if you're into the small town thing.
>>726525087
check out Garberville, California
If that tiny town is even on there.
Oh and go just south of there to Benbow, and check the hills for as many greenhouses as you can. That's where all the pot is grown.
This town near where I used to live was pretty dull. Laurel Hill, Florida. Home of the "Hobos"
Harrisburg. South Dakota
Brownville,Florida is the most depressing and creepy place I've ever driven through. They may not have internet access. Not to be confused with Brownsville, FL, which is close to Miami.
>>726543739
Wrong, its a US Army facility
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dugway_Proving_Ground
>>726546676
>>726546618
>>726540807
Everyone is well aware of how much Florida sucks. We need no confirmation.
>>726525087
No it is evant, tx trust me on this.
>>726525087
Winfield, TN
>>726535855
>grew up in a small town in oklahoma that's about the same size as okay
this picture is giving me some serious flashbacks.
>>726546866
I like the four houses top right.
Must be where the higher ups live.
>>726546866
thats not so bad.
Still, I wouldn't linger too long in some of those little towns.
Always feel like im in the Twilight Zone.
Casar, north carolina
How do people in these towns not kill themselves out of boredom?
>>726548282
From what I remember, you either drink, drive around, fuck, do drugs, or do some combination of those.
Try Cotton Plant Arkansas, or any town in the Arkansas delta that's not West Memphis or Jonesboro
Wheatfield, IN is boring af. i went there once, would not recommend