Does anyone have that link to the feminist free butt plug/vibrator

Good luck faggot.

Link: https://sexyliberation.org

>>726516706
Looks extremely feminist

>>726516706
They charge 2$ shipping...not exactly in my budget for sending 1 butt plug a day for 100 days

>>726516931
Why destroy his life with butt plugs? Just send death threats, much cheaper

>>726517047
Or fuck his wife

>>726517215
Kek

>>726517047
>>726517215
How will I ever get in bed with his wife? Mission impossible

Lol only a feminist would think giving away free dildos would change the world. More like bankrupt their dumbasses

>>726518280
Send balloons filled with a mix of helium and some hazardous gas. Balloons will slowly leak out and poison them, but no one will ever know

>>726518426
Anybody giving away "unlimited" free stuff is eventually going to fall flat on their faces. Nobody is going to fund this shit.

>>726518476
I don't think op wants to kill them, especially not the wife. Just torture mentally

>>726518682
That's no fun...

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>>726518682
>>726518476
I feel like I have a lot of holes to fill and my anus is not one of them. Also killing them won't fill those holes

>>726518945
Kill them anyway and eat a lot of food. Hole filled.

>>726519038
Op could just a lot of food, non-violence is good

>>726516526
Are you still the same beta wiener you were in high school? If not you should thank him. If so you should kill yourself.

I could do with one of those butt plugs but I don't trust it.

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>>726519438
I am the same beta bajingo but I now have an aptitude for revenge, so I guess I've got that going for me

>>726519764
why?
Consumers always get their money back

>>726519764
I just ordered a cock ring so it better not be a fucking scam.

>>726520221
How will you fit that onto your vagina?

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>>726520294
I'll just use one of the ol' strapon dildos

>>726516526
Wahhh i was bullied and too much of a faggot to fight back so have to try to wreck two peoples lives. you are a pathetic fat faggot,

>>726520517
What is the point of those anyway? I assume it is just part of the oedipus complex

>>726520606
honestly he wrecked my life first.

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>>726520736

>>726520836
Moar?

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>>726520883
this is the only other one I have

>>726520736
How? lol are you that much of a bitch that his actions still effect you?

>>726521080
That guy never looks good, it's amazing

>>726521130
Yes, his actions still effect me. Having no friends in high school is a long term pain bro

>>726521345
What else do you have going for you except for this butt plug idea? I say go for it

>>726521345
Jesus so one kid kept you from having friends? do you have friends now? go outside faggot socialize and let it go.

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>>726521535
I bet you don't have any friends either that's why you're attacking me

>>726521710
Wow what episode is that from?

>>726521770
when hank accidentally smokes weed and he thinks the police know and then he becomes a stoner and throws his life away

>>726521925
Oh yeah kek i member that episode

>>726521535
yeah, thought so. or did you go outside to hang yourself on a tree?

>>726520517
this site is a pretty good idea. i ordered the butplug.

>>726522221
You didn't get the $100 automatic male masturbator ultra-tron 5000

>>726522221
How is giving out free butt plugs a good idea

>>726522548
free is good for everyone except the giver

>>726523013
True man gimme gimme

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>>726522500
is this the one?

https://sexyliberation.org/products/automatic-male-masturbator

>>726523310
This is why women don't get shit for buying dildos and guys are labeled as creeps. Just get a normal fleshlight

>>726523310
>>726523431
> A comfy, supple silicone donut keeps the vacuum seal tight as you watch your erection grow through the clear acrylic chamber.

Wow I'm sold, I want to fuck a donut.

>>726523629
Maybe you should start with a cheap dunkin donut first

>>726523766
I've fucked food before and it's not that great, but a microwaved jar of peanut butter is excellent.

>>726523928
Any brand recommendations? Crunch or creamy i assume crunchy for friction?

>>726523013
shit dawg, i'm givin out butt plugs like for free on the reg and i'm fine

>>726524134
how do you afford such an incredible feat? Also what colors do you offer?

>>726524198
stealing tvs
dark brown

>>726524294
wow!!!!! as an established butt pluggers, I was wondering if you thought it would be COOL idea to have scratch-n-sniff butt plugs and if so what smellz?!

>>726524423
Anus scented

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>>726524561
so just...shit?

>>726524294
>>726524561
Sounds like you just steal tvs and send people your hardened shits

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>>726522221
So close

>>726524423
>>726524561
aint no anus stink fast enough to keep up w/ my buttplug
scratch n sniff deez nuts

>>726524818
>off by one

wat?

>>726524845
Ball scented butt plugs, now with natural ingredients

>>726524845
speed of sound: 340m/s
speed of light: 300,000,000 m/s
speed of stink: 12032938432 m/s
what's ur speed?

>>726525299
How do you calculate the speed of stink?

>>726525299
suddenly rolling around at the speed of sound sounds pretty leisurely

>>726525362
1. If a scent's wavelength is increased by a factor of 10, how does its frequency change?

Solution: Since the speed of stink (c) cant change, when you change one part of the formula, the other part mush change in the opposite sense:
c = f
So for the left side to stay the same while becomes 10 times larger, f must become 10 times smaller. Mathematically this would be written as
c = 10 x x (1/10) f
And the 10s cancel out. So f must be 10 times smaller.

2. If a particular type of scent has a wavelength of 6430 Å, what is its frequency?

Solution: In order to use the formula, you should first convert the wavelength from Å to meters -
6430 Å = 6430 x 10-10 m = 6.430 x 10-7 m
Now you can use it in the formula -
c = f
Rearrange it to solve for f
f = c/
f = 3 x 108/(6.430 x 10-7) = 4.67 x 1014 /seconds.

3. If a particular type of light has a frequency of 1 million /second, what is its wavelength?

Solution: Rearrange the formula to solve for wavelength -
c = f
= c/f
And put in the various values, no conversions are needed, though you need to write frequency properly -
= 3 x 108/ 106 = 300 m
300m/s + 12032938132m/s = 12032938432 m/s

>>726525679
I don't understand this but you're smart dude

>>726525493
yeah except I think your skin will fall off if you go at the speed of sound

>>726525885
Tons of people have gone the speed of sound. Also why are we talking about speed of smell and sound we should be discussing BUTT PLUGS we had a good thing going

>>726526057
I was done with butt plugs but okay, I just don't understand the point of one. Also why would you trust a free butt plug? A free thing is the last thing I would put in my ass

>>726526299
Again I've put a lot free shit in my ass, as long as i have control over what the free thing is. Plus it's easy to tell if you have a quality butt plug

>>726526476
and you somehow find butt plugs to be...pleasurable? it seems like a good thing for things to come out of but not put things into

>>726526665
I was skeptical too, but dont knock it till you try it

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Witnessed

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>>726526748
witnessed x2

>>726516526
Man up and do something useful with your life. Stop dwelling in the past phaggot.

>>726527001
give an example of something "useful"

>>726527001
>>726527104
Try a butt plug
Raise a dog
Cut a pineapple by yourself

There is a lot

>>726527307
Why a pineapple? A coconut seems like a much harder nut to crack

>>726527519
Cuz a pineapple can cut back

>>726527659
that's deep yo

>>726527786
It will be a small scratch tops

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>>726527954

https://sexyliberation.org

>>726528138
unpopular opinion: monty python sucks ass

>>726528551
You're right. That is an unpopular opinion. Shove it up your ass, it's not welcome here.

>>726528617
o-oh i-i-i'm sorry anon i-i-i-i didn- oh man. o jeez. plz dont hart me with ur le reddit loaf

>>726521130
>>726521345
Ahh! stop using effect/affect incorrectly. Unless he literally is the reason for your existence, he did not effect you.

>>726528877
Effect is mostly commonly used as a noun meaning the result or impact of something, an outcome. If there's "a/an/the" in front of it, it's an effect.

>>726528877
Why did people make two versions in the first place

>>726529215
to serve the purpose that it serves currently...not all language is spoken (we are writing/reading rn).

>>726529636
This^

>>726516526
where can I find one of these donald trump butt plugs? Are they real?

>>726529822
Rule 34

Yeah I bought one and Donald peases me every night in and out of the bed

>>726516706
Who wants to sign Melania up for one now that she has an office in 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue?

>>726530292
What's that anon? He peases on you every night? And you drink it anon? You drink it and gargle his salty pease?

>>726516526

>doesn't know best friends tease each other

When I see one of my old friends I punch em in the arm and say fuck you. It's what men do. Clearly you are not a man, just a pussy.

>>726530547
N-no he PLEASES me everyone night, donald trump would never piss on someone!

>>726530745
You are what you eat!!'n

>>726526988
I FIND THIS IMAGE TO BE ACTIVELY DISTURBING

>>726530966
you're a faggot

>>726531098
Tell us what you like about it

>>726531329
it's worse than the horror movies

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>bunch of little kid shit
Seriously though, fucking a feminist in the ass while she calls you daddy is Nirvana

>>726530966
You are a piece of shit filled with diapers

This website seems extremely sketchy

>>726531609
why would we trust feminists, we never have before

>>726531609
It has a big rainbow dildo on the front, I'll believe anything they say

>>726531821
is that all it takes with millenials? brb building pyramid scheme site

>>726531506
Why in the ass? Why do you people love the ass?

>>726531506
details plz

>>726532042
>>>726531506 (You)
>Why in the ass? Why do you people love the ass?
It feels tighter and it's a huge power play

>>726532165
What about the shit smell

>>726531506
DETAILS

>>726532295
It usually doesn't get all shitty, and if it dies at all you don't notice till you cum. Then you bathe the snake in the sink

>>726532502
i always find it awkward trying to wash my dick in the sink, the faucet is just so damn far away. without climbing up onto the sink I don't think i could do this, so anal is off the menu for me.

>>726532398
>>726532094
I met this college chick on tinder, 19, chubby, virgin. Believed in internalised misogyny. Never even gave head.

I trained her up, now she is a total slut

>>726532633
>>726532502
That's why you gotta bring the water to you, use your hands you silly monkey

>>726532633
Dude , the tub has a spigot too

>>726532756
how do you train one of these femineets? with a whip and treats?

>>726532814
yeah but sometimes i'm not willing to take off my pants, I prefer to use clorox unscented wipes. amazing.

>>726532814
If you're going to the tub you may as well go for the full shower?

>>726532854
Pretty much yes
She loves being choked

>>726533150
dated a similar girl in college but she was bone skinny, good fuck with daddy issues. loved every minute of it.

>>726533129
But then it becomes a whole "thing". I'm just washing shit off my dick, not getting married

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>>726533294
yeah and you never get enough hot water for yourself. water hogs, man.

>>726533226
I think a lot of the uni feminists who put on a big front often are just really repressed

>>726533429
repressed how so? you'd think uni would make people less repressed

>>726516526
>the butt plug isn't for me
>still mad at bully from high school
Pick one

>>726533511
Maybe 60 years ago

>>726533425
What movie is that from?

>>726533669
Kung Fu Panda 3

www.sexyliberation.org

also the products aren't free you have to pay 2$ in shipping

>>726533899
READ THE THREAD
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>>726534038
okay i'm a faggot that didn't read the thread FUCKING SORRY

also i have nothing else useful to say

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>>726533899
Oh really? Go sit on a pine tree faggot

so who would like to buy me the automatic masturbator?

>>726534216
Yeah whats your address i wont swat

>>726516526
How about a glitter bomb?

Www.Ruindays.com

>>726534394
Kill Yourself Dr.

>>726521535
why aren't you on board with this? some emotionally deranged pussy is trying to exact revenge on his tormentor, coming up with ideas for him is a gift my bro


don't tell me you've never known a cunt in your life that made you want to shit in their gas tank, there's too many cunts in the world for it to not happen

>>726534694
i love this thank you

>>726534830
Is the point of this website to cause pain?

>>726534990
4chan does good and evil, it is the great equalizer.

>>726535149
GUTHIX

>>726528822
you can't claim someone else is a redditor and then use stutters and "le" in the same sentence, you're being too much of a faggot

>>726535294
it's all discombobulated

>>726535149
Preach

>>726529134
cool story bro, I don't know why you're telling him this considering his correction of OP's grammar was right.

>>726535546
it's a more detailed explanation :)

>>726534990
there is no point to this website. that's why its chaos in every thread

>>726535546
Why are you taking the time to write a time wasting post about a time wasting post? Why am I only deepening this time waste hole? Cause fml

>>726534990
Are you some kind of nigger faggot? I think the point of this website is for you to fuck off, newfriend.

>>726536001
controlled chaos kind of

>>726536221
I think it was rhetorical