Waifu thread
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The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Insult Dio
カラミチーマス
>Squiggly lines that mean something in moonspeak
So, what happened to the lewd Mash?
>>726511622
Much better comrade mitsuru~. How are you?
>>726512601
Kind anon.
*hugs everyone in thread*
Still here
>>726512856
>>726512643
Probably in most likely
>>726512778
>Hugs
>>726512898
But why are you still here?
>>726512910
I miss that
>>726513008
Because I am.
>>726512778
I don't do hugs
<- best waifu
Claim
>>726512778
You must have big arms -_-
>>726512317 (Ai)
So if someone draws me, that's not just a drawing if me?
The artists and their intentions are completely irrelevant.
>the artist is not my waifu.
Bedtime for real now, goodnight.
>>726513508
They create a new character based on you
The intentions may be, but the artist / the source isn't
Don't get up before you had 8 hours
>>726513008
Hey comrade mask!
end me
Claiming best girl
Naps were taken.
>>726513942
You got the grenade, threw it, and completely missed?
>>726514037
It's not here yet.
>>726514137
Then why?
>Misaki Claimed
>i choose this weeb trash
>>726514219
I'm hungry.
and
i
dont
want
to
get
up
>>726514509
Tame the squirrel, make it fetch food for you in case something like this happens in the future too.
>>726514225
Hello Misaki. You doing alright today?
>>726514819
Even if he does that it won't matter, Esdeath will have killed the squirrel
>>726514819
I rather just kill it honestly.
>>726514962
who and why
>>726515052
A guy that claims Esdeath because he's a psychopath
He tortured and killed a squirrel because of his fetishes
>>726514861
I'm alright. Friend is busy Friday, might have to wait
>>726515311
I wonder if he would enjoy what I've done.
>2b
>>726515448
What even is that file name?
>>726514962
So I read a Ran doujin. I wasn't aware she was one to care for humans who were in need.
She is very generous.
>>726515316
Thursday won't work either?
>>726515478
I'm sure you lunatics would get along well enough to double dutch rudder.
>>726515448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-SYkQkTO-k
>>726515595
A name I randomly generated by turning off my brain for 1 second while pressing keys.
>>726515654
She's also Yukari's slave
And that's actually canon
>>726515778
What does double dutch rudder mean?
>>726515893
That explains the umbrella scene. Slutty grandmas.
>>726515960
It means homo things.
>>726516049
I'm not a guy.
>>726515778
They'll probably make lots of crazy babies together
>>726516049
Only Yukari is a grandma
>>726516186
Tits or GTFO
>>726516194
Next generation's Zodiac Killer. Ran is like 900 years old, that is Grandma AGE as compared to grandma FAMILY.
>Chen with a kid
lul
>>726516332
>GRANDMA RAPED MOM AGAIN
JAPAN PLEASE!
>>726515797
Ayy.
>>726516332
They're perfect for each other
One day Chen will have her own Shikigami and Ran will ascend to a celestial godess
>>726516433
It could always be worse
Good luck enforcing that rule.
>>726515478
That Michelin Man jacket.
Hurting animals (or implying) and posting about it is the lowest form of attention whoring.
>
>>726515876
i... i see.
>>726516643
I thought it fit the conversation.
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>>726515478
you are no longer a qt
>>726516772
Yeah, no. It's just pathetic.
>>726516878
what
>>726516913
why not
>>726517029
Oh ok, i don't really get it.
>>726516591
Absolutely hilarious. What would Chen's be? A birb?
>>726516618
I kind of assume that is directed at me.
It really only applies to stupid people willing to post their bodies.
Believe it or not, a few of my dick pics are floating the Internet. At one point in everyone's life they are young, dumb, and full of cum.
>>726516727
That's good, being blind and having to resort to text-to-speech tools to browse /b/ would be awkward.
What's your favourite FF again?
>>726517242
Why would i post my body here.
>>726516878
>>726517251
Hard to say. Probably a tossup between 6 and tactics.
>>726517373
Are you a stupid attention whore?
>>726517242
Were they good?
>>726517432
>>726517242
Who knows
The real question is if Chen's shikigami will be more obedient than she is
>>726517373
Because you'd do anything else for attention, might as well make yourself worth something
>>726517532
Personally, they were the best dick pics ever. But it was my dick so I'm a bit bias.
>>726517588
You guys take ERP too far.
>>726517590
Hmmm. Chen is a bit rambunctious, isn't she? LEGENDS SAY that bullshit skips a generation.
>>726517211
Try it with someone's baby next time.
>>726517211
because of that pic
>>726517774
Is that Saya? Ewwwww
wtf didnt even get a single response from alice-senpai
@ikarous what if you get stuck somewhere! you should be safe and take precautions dear... 'specially when it's cold out!
i gotta sleep now byebye
>>726517772
So good?
>>726517497
i don't think so.
>>726517590
Was not trying too.
>>726517776
No. I don't like that.
>>726517911
Oh, sorry.
What should I do if someone other than my waifu gets me hard?
>>726517772
It all depends on who they look up too
If Chen is her role model, there will be no survivors
>>726517935
Kek. No.
>>726518124
Why not? There would also be a thrill of getting caught.
>>726518005
Goodbye T.A.R.S
>>726518124
cut a finger off then you can be sorry
>>726518234
-Squeezes-
>>726518147
Seppuku to keep your honor
>>726518147
Nothing. Boners cant be helped
>>726518007
Da best.
>>726518124
Then why would you?
>>726518207
>Role Model
Yeesh. In that loony bin called Gensyoko or whatever?
>>726518410
>>726518234
wtf
>>726518305
go away
>>726518410
Repost?
>>726518440
post butt
I am the kindest anon.
>>726518466
No fuck you. I have my rights.
>>726517772
It's not fun unless it goes too far.
>>726517494
I never played tactics but VI is a really good one. While I'd say IX has the most solid soundtrack overall, VI comes close and Dancing Mad is probably the single piece Nobuo put the most effort into.
>>726517772
>You guys take ERP too far.
It's sophisticated meme ERP.
>>726518557
u dont have the right to touch my gf
>>726518212
No prison for me.
^^
>>726518284
That's kinda harsh.
;-;
>>726518410
I wouldn't.
>>726518305
S-sonata-sama da?
>>726518466
Huh?
>>726518694
Afraid not.
>>726518694
why did u call me tars thats like fugged up %|
>>726518669
so was what you did so pay up
>>726518410
Chen is capable of exterminating the human population of Gensokyo through shenanigans
>>726518540
(X) Suspicion
Urgh. Why is falling asleep so hard!?
Can someone come and knock me out or something?
>>726518755
Booo shoo ._.
>>726518774
I like T.A.R.S. :c
>>726518540
<3 <3 <3
>>726518898
get a brick
>>726518898
Maybe get a sleep aid.
>>726518508
>>726518529
No
>>726518573
This
>>726518651
Out
>>726518669
Then don't. But do it.
>>726518839
Wicked.
Claimed before going to bed
>>726518938
Bye bye then.
>>726518651
*pomfs you*
>>726519107
please?
>>726518938
hmmm maybe i googled the wrong thing or maybe not i dunno.
>>726518785
I don't think i did anything wrong.
>>726519107
Now I'm just confused, and there is two of you and this is too much.
>>726519107
Always worth a try.
btw im smiling and talking to people at work a little like you said even tho theyre older and weird and nothing like me. it's all right i guess.
>>726518651
I miss healing your ass to this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GEHyAfV4OI
>>726518508
Why are you being such a faggot, asking for someone to post his old dick pics maybe for you to think about before you go to sleep?
This thread is weird as fuck.
>>726518839
Doubt as much as you want.
People know I'm kind and humble.
>>726518938
You're trash. Go fucking fantasize about 13 years old you pathetic pedo.
This thread is dull.
>>726519113
-hug- i've missed you
>>726519179
maybe
>>726519330
Why did you say I almost killed myself for you?
>>726519330
>People know I'm kind and humble.
The kindest.
>>726519290
B A J S
>>726519211
not a qt at all
>>726519330
If you're the old Chen, you're doing gods work
>>726519432
Because that's what you did. You don't remember about it? Alice had a good laf on you lmfao fam, you're low tier pleb who seeks attention everywhere he goes.
>>726519153
No.
>>726519211
There has been as many as 5 Tomoko claimers before. Prepare yourself.
>>726519274
Sure.
>>726519330
Bored. Dont actually want to see his dick.
>>726519432
youre really confusing i just wanna cry into you
>>726519634
>>726519432
Well you know where you normally can find me. Anyway, gotta go for real now, goodnight.
>>726519211
You implied you tortured a cat to get attention.
Thank you for making /b/ a worse place. Post these threads more often to trigger those faggots
>>726519284
Nothing wrong with that. Social interaction is always good. Might even make work a bit more fun.
>>726519284
Mash?
>>726519724
>Implying /b/ can get any worse
>>726519629
Hmm, I wouldn't remember anything about that because I was on medications, but I don't doubt it happened for a second
>>726519670
-hug- it's kay <3
>>726519675
I'm not going to 8ch
sweet dreams
>>726519612
There is nobody who would claim Chen besides me because my reputation is as shitty as it gets and it can't get worse.
But, thanks, I guess.
Sachi was a loser, anyway.
>>726519479
Hey there, little one. Feeling any better? Is the drama in your life solved, or not at all?
I'm glad you're here, nonetheless.
>>726519658
Yes. Being bored is a good reason to ask someone to post his dick.
Yeah, whatever floats your boat.
>>726519901
Go suck a dick, depressed cunt.
>>726519724
>making
>>726519585
That's okay, i guess.
sorry.
>>726519634
That sounds.. very annoying i might just ignore all of them.
>>726519680
Not really for attention. It went with the response and subject we were talking about.
>>726520039
Its not like they would post it anyways.
>>726520115
A2 is the better Android
>>726520039
You're not my master so I don't have to follow your orders
-sips-
>>726519901
okay i actually need to sleep now see you again soon i hope
>>726520116
You're still asking for it, creep.
>>726520039
He's still here, but he just spams now
>>726520115
Sounded pretty much like "look how edgy I am!" to me.
>>726520284
Goodnight, Sci. May you have wonderful dreams.
>>726520115
it is ok and I won't take your sorry
>>726520115
Welcome to /waifu/
>>726520116
post yours if you want others to join
newfag fag
>>726520295
All in good fun but yeah a bit gay.
>>726520505
Ill pass.
>>726519432
Keep faith to your promise and stay away from the people of the old community :/
>>726520165
a2 is cool.
^=^
>>726520381
oh wasn't my intention.
>>726520465
Then i don't care.
>>726520498
ok
>>726520619
fagg
>>726520625
Good morning, um... what was your name... you used Chara... Asterisk! -hug-
>>726520236
Hey, don't worry, I'm a good master and I take care of my littles, but I wouldn't accept someone as boring as you, so don't think about it.
Thank yourself for being so unintresting and inane.
You care so much about what is going on the internet, forming so many relationships, where in the end, you'll die alone and sad.
>>726520325
Yeah, he wasn't ever doig anything memorable anyway. You couldn't say he wasn't shitposting before when all he did was mumbling as an autistic faggot and posting the "nice feet" pic.
>>726520619
Very gay.
Little creep that lacks love.
>>726520826
You write a lot
>>726520728
Ehh.
>>726520826
Ouch.
My back hurts! Also, I have gotten my 12th account perma banned!
>>726520653
Would you be Esdeath-anon's dommy mommy?
>>726520826
Not like these threads are notable for quality anyway
But begging for attention because you're sad is low even for here
>>726520879
You just read slow.
>>726521179
-hug and bites-
>>726521179
the fuck is wrong with you
>>726521149
FAAAAAAAAG
>>726521219
That too
>>726521179
How do you get 12 accounts perma banned in anything.
>>726521204
Not interested.
>>726520825
Nailed it u.u and what was yours...period-chan? Lol, just kidding, i remember you ^.^ though people don't want you to return...so it's better if you just stay there.
>>726521347
I've been thinking about making a new avatar and posting on these threads but it'll be easy to single me out. I missed you! How are you?
>>726521179
Why?
How?
Why make 12?
>>726521325
But you can torture small animals together
>>726521252
*enjoys the warm sting*
>>726521255
A lot apparently
>>726521325
I dunno. Ask League people
>>726520039
>Hey there, little one.
But I'm not small, you, and most of the thread anons, are tall which is different.
My height is average if anything.
It's good to see you again, though!
>Is the drama in your life solved, or not at all?
Well.. it really hasn't changed, I've been trying to keep myself distracted but it hasn't been working out too well. I'll fix it though, thank you for worrying.
How about yourself? Life treating you well?
Oh, and, there seems to be a lot of people you happen to know in thread, more or less.
>>726521219
What would Tomoko think of those 'pictures'?
Aren't you ashamed of it, mister?
>>726521303
Only a little.
>>726521638
Chen is top poplar
>>726521578
I need a Murderer in my life so badly
>>726521179
You suck dick for living, so who cares?
>>726521204
Well, opening yourself is not really that pathetic or low.
Sad, yes, but humans have feelings and is ok to be sad.
The thing is, Sachi never recognized how pathetic he is and he kept living a lie, but hey, who cares.
>>726521149
Sorry.
Is the truth.
>>726521347
People don't want him to return because he is a creep who acts too edgy on the internet and thinks is cool to have no feelings lmao.
>>726520879
You must be very stupid.
You remind me of a 12 years old boy who can't form any arguments.
Why won't you go and be a boring maggot elsewhere?
>>726521578
get into a new moba or none at all
>>726521726
You're poplar yourself, don't give me that.
>>726521499
Grounded for something i made~ I made an awful lot of new friends back in our old community, so everything is fine ^.^ you need to learn how to talk differently, or they'll always find out in a matter of seconds u.u
>>726521733
I don't know what to say. Wow you've been this way since 2008!
See a therapist already
Well that's some tasty irony...
>>726520653
That's how it'll always come out though and it'll never get any less pathetic.
>>726521179
A SNEK!
Wha- How even?
>>726521733
Still hurts.
>>726521858
I'm glad to hear you're well-liked in the ol' community. I hated everyone there... I don't know how you can stand them
>>726521536
Submissive boys are trash.
>>726521578
I elo boosted for 3 years and never got banned, are you just really toxic?
>>726521912
Doesn't matter.
>>726521638
My dick pics? She shouldn't be jealous or anything, she can see it anytime she wants.
And if she were mad? Well. It is still my dick.
>>726521730
There are plenty of bums where you are at for me to prey on, right?
>>726521536
They say I am "toxic" . I just am a truth teller
>>726522032
I got a special email once that basically said I was the most toxic. Like it told me that I am reported by 3 or more of my teammates 90% of the time
>>726521912
Very very toxic. You know how snakes can be venomous
>>726521755
Why though? League is the best MOBA I have ever played. The late game of DOTA is much better but league functions so smoothly
>>726522032
yeah....
But i tried
>>726522005
That is because if you treat others kindly they'll do the same, at least most of them, it's that easy u.u
>>726521733
Hm, also because she hurt pretty much everyone...
>>726522285
Have you tried calling them shit without swearing?
>>726522032
Yeah. I know. I'm sure you'll post it again sooner or later.
>>726522285
I don't think so... there are about 90 people in the town I currently live in
>>726522394
I treated everyone kindly, but they took advantage of me
>>726522285
It's pretty easy to ignore people.
Are you just a box of emotional rage?
>>726522313
And failed.
>>726522415
Why are you upset
>>726522397
Yes. I get chat banned for like 100 games before I get perma banned you know. Even my pings are toxic
>>726521733
Only yours~!
>>726522419
Where the fuck are you...
Why haven't you run away?
>>726522580
I come from a very outspoken family. I kind of get off to arguments
>>726522490
Not Louise u.u she never did that!
~**
>>726522032
>Submissive boys are trash.
Fucking spit roasted.
>>726522580
Trust me, If you saw Esdeath you'd see how hopeless he is
>>726522753
See how long it takes to get banned without talking or pinging
>Ran-sama
>>726522753
Well if you want to know an easy way of avoiding bans, you can just name-change it resets your account ticket. I was able to avoid being perma banned on my smurf account by doing that often.
>>726522968
>American terms i don't understand.
>>726523063
Not attractive?
What the fuck, /b/? I'm gone for 3 years and this is the shit you turn into?
At least there was a death thread earlier.
Cmon, you guys used to fuck random skulls...