Name something in your room invented by a woman. Protip

>>726507754
Name who invented everything in your room then.

You can't because your general knowledge is insufficient.

>>726507941
you are missing the point. i really tried and i can not name a thing in my room invented by a woman. there is a lot things invented by man. probably everything. im not op.

>>726507754
I only exist because of a woman

op here. I've looked it up. the last time a woman invented anything significant was kevlar in 1966.
literally the year my parents were born. Women BTFO

Since 1901, there have been 825 male winners of the Nobel Prize, but just 47 female winners.

>>726508873
buzzfeed lists 19 things invented by women. why 19? because they could not find anything else after hours of research.
the funny thing is half of their choices only worked on something and a man actually invented it.

what is the purpose of this thread? woman is worthless and unproductive. thas a fact. there is nothing to talk about.

>>726507754
Me.
Well, created by, not invented.

Without women none of you faggots would exist

I don't know who the fuck invented things.

>>726509774
yes thats the only thing woman has to offer. breeding. if a man could do that, we would still be a lot fucking better at this.

>>726509774
Worked.

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>>726507754
Oh goodness, surely misogyny is justified because I do not know the inventors of all the things in my room and their fucking genders.
>shit logic

>>726509774
women are born with all their eggs.
you could literally extract them and kill them off.
men on the other hand constantly produce sperm and thus are needed.

>>726507754
Grace Hopper

>>726507754
Overreacting

>>726510773
grace hopper what?
she did some shit in the navy so was probably a lesbian anyway and did some early computer work which is far outclassed by everything used today hence it's not in your fucking room is it mate?

>>726510324
How is it misogyny? He's making a satirical but fair point that men generally make the world go round when it comes to inventing. You've gotta calm your tits, fembot.

>>726511504
>not understanding computers

>>726507754
Being a cunt

Cant wait for biological wombs making women obsolete or if traps could get wombs and get kids would be way better scince were passing down male only genes thus our next generation will be way smarter and better

>>726507754
Why do you even give a shit?
Lay down on this comfy couch and tell me about your mother

>>726507754
Myself

>>726507754
horniness

>>726507754
female wolf skull

>>726509396
They're worth fucking and produce children. That's really it though

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>>726513223

>>726510524
Hope it's bait...

>>726513223
agree completely

>>726507754
got a few devices that use blue tooth. hedy lamarr helped develop that ...and she was pretty fuckin hot too. beyond that, i know the mother of that dude from the monkees' invented white out, but the fact i don't know her name just proves her kid is more well known for his bullshit bubblegum contribution to music than she is for her contribution to the world of office supplies.

>>726512886
>>726513027
>>726513134
samefag

>>726507754
>liquid paper

Have a bottle right here on my desk, faggit.

>>726514073
untrue

>>726508528
>women have sperm

Also, women invented being sjws

Me MF!

I got a syringe right here

>>726514620
first genuine answer and that's something that was invented over 100 years ago. well done man.

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>Name something in your room invented by a woman.

My loneliness.

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>>726515862

>>726507754
A sandwich.

>>726507754
"White Out" correcting fluid...

>>726507754
Slippers my grandma knitted

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>>726515088
Then you clearly missed my answer, which came before his, and involves something created less than 100 years ago. What is it about being an illiterate faggot that fascinates and turns you on so much? And don't give me none of your "hur hur hur feminist cuck" horse shit either. I believe that a woman's proper place is shutting the fuck up (devices to help are available and sexy; pic related) and trying to think of new and inventive ways to please her man's cock, preferably with her mouth so she can be reminded even further what it's actually intended for. I just hate you and think you are a complete neckbeard faggot, who ate Cheetos & chicken tendies, played video games, and jacked-off to trap porn all goddamn day long, while us real men (and your mom cuz neither you nor your dad are real men) were out working our asses off like the Good Lord intended.

>>726516837
A man invented the sandwich.

>>726509774
Correct. Adam and Eve were literally living in paradise by themselves, and Eve fucked it all up.

>don't think this thread has led to productive discussion, anons

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>>726518174
>believing Genesis is fucking literal

Wew lad!

>>726507754
My wife is currently nagging me about stupid shit like moving the pillows on the couch to the table (apparently they deserve to sit on the couch I paid for more than me). I'm pretty sure nagging that was invented by a woman. So, there's 1 thing.

>>726518800
>Implying you were there and know how the world was created.

>>726510889
Ovary acting

>>726519120
I'll admit that I don't remember the details of how the world was created, but I do know that it only began to become tangible and complex when I was about 2.5 to 3 years old. Also, just as it was born when I was, it too shall die when I do. Sucks to be anyone who isn't me I guess.

>>726507754
I'm using one right now.
The difference engine was invented by Babbage, true, but computer programming was invented by Lovelace.
Also, chocolate chip cookies.

>>726515862
underrated

this Arbys sandwich was created by woman

>>726507754
My boner

>>726507754
Myself.

>>726515862

the fun stops here..

Hey, I judge people as individuals, not their assigned group, and I haven't invented anything myself, so I really don't have a leg to stand on. Maybe other anons are not as unaccomplished though.

>>726521341

>invented

you're half invented by your father, you idiot

>>726507754
Globes

>>726515862
>his desire is so basic that the thing he craves most is a woman
Pleb, i bet you can't even appreciate meditating in a cave for 20 years.

>>726509371
Stop reading Buzzfeed.

>>726509774
You're just mentioning another thing women fucked up. I'd rather I didn't exist.

>>726507754
Women are mainly consumers. Rarely producers. Men are also mainly consumers, but have many many producers.

It's a product of sexual conquest. Most men are average if not fucking ugly-looking and have little to no game to back it up. So how do they win women over? They learn. They produce. They invent. They impress. They make women think "That guy isn't that great to look at, but he is smart, influential, and makes a lot of money. He's successful which means if I have kids with him, my kids will be successful. Other women will be jealous." Women are attracted to STATUS.

An incredibly vast majority of men aren't concerned with a women's status. We only care about a girl's appearance. Nice body? Would fuck. Brunette with pretty face? Would fuck. Makes 200k/year? Uhh, what does she look like?

Women get hit on their whole lives by horny men. This creates a surplus of possible men for women to fuck. Sex comes easy for them if they want it. Because of this, women will only fuck the best and most successful men. No game? No status? No Adonis genes? Sorry pal, better start working on that status and game quick. This forces men to also lower their standards and to want to fuck even the undesirables. Most men don't get laid much, so they will fuck just about anything. Those that can't get laid are forced to improve or else get weeded out.

It is human sexual behavior. This is why men are the inventors. Women don't invent because they don't need to.

>>726507754
sexist fuck. no wonder all the girls you meet end up hateing you .

>>726507754
the qwerty keyboard

>>726507754
Diploma in Women's Studies and Gender Diversity

>>726523398
>726523398
im pretty sure that worthless paper was invented by a man