Political Compass thread
friendly reminder that if you're in the green you're literally retarded in every way.
Green & Blue = retard
>>726501587
Red and purple are the only consistent political philosophies. Red is also evil.
>>726501803
then what's red? poor and retarded?
>>726501905
:^))
>>726502010
It will be with poor leaders
>>726502222
>people don't own their bodies or minds
>>726502222
>literal thought police
>>726502222
>>726501587
>Literally
>>726501587
Reminder if you think a couple of dozen questions can give anywhere near accurate picture of a person you're literally retarded in every way
>>726503177
i mean, it's better than nothing.
>>726501587
Who gives a shit.
heres an old one
So tell me why I'm retarded?
>>726501587
Im green. I dont think it matter that much though
>>726504067
Because you're different to OP, but that means you're probably not a faggot
I'm a classical centrist libertarian. Where do I fall on the scale of retard-dom?
Pro physical removal of commies ancap here
DURRRRRRR
Friedman is a God.
/thread
'ello mate.
>>726502222
economic 22
cultural -88
mutualist or something like that.
Is it good?
>>726502222
Link to test? Also nice quads.
>>726504165
Apparently. I don't have a problem with people who have different political beliefs, but I hate it when I see stupid edge lord 17 year olds who think they're cool just because they pretend to be neo-cons.
>>726504932
>spekr.orgy
am i retarded now?
>>726504931
is good
>>726505284
Okay I'm a liberal as well, but you're actually fucking retarded.
>>726505284
Hows it goin fellow green
Economic left right: -0.13
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.46
>>726507743
Spekr beta doesn't know what the fuck its talking about because that description doesn't make any god-damn sense.
>>726501587
I like being a retard.
>>726508026
>that description doesn't make any god-damn sense
Why?
>>726505871
Please notice me, senpai.
priviet
>>726504332
> Libertarian
Retarded then
>>726501587
>>726509971
This.
Fuckin autist left-brained nazis
Bernie Bro
Whoopshit.
>>726501587
obviously you are a gigantic asshole
>>726509971
Not freedom but hippies
>>726501587
>>726501587
I don't get this test. I consider myself conservative and ended up in the green lol.
>>726502222
I'm the same.
if you think logical, you try to be fair, and want to be respected and help if you need it you have to give all that to others. even every useless religion is all about that.
Am I retarded?
>>726504352
These quizzes are really easy to make you libertarian because the questions that would make you even just on the center line for authoritarian are so intense. Thats also about where I fell
>>726501587
pretty sure anarcho-communism is the only thing not retarded, you inbred bootlicker
>>726505372
he's clearly a leftist, which means he actually has views and core convictions beyond Process Respecting™
you liberals are nearly as fucking insufferable as fash lol
i got a challenge for you /b/ros, get exactly 0,0 and all four corners (obviously not at the same time you fucking mogoloids)
Word
>>726512182
Wtf are you even trying to say? Speak English.
>>726501587
>if you're not like me you are retarded
I see why you're blue, faggot
>>726510896
well then you're obviously not conservative m8
>>726512359
Do you really not know the difference between liberals and leftists lmfao?
Did i fuck up?
>>726512664
No, it's the process respecting part i was confused about. And also I'm calling a fucking retard because he took a photo of his screen instead of screencapping.
>>726508936
needs a little more Deus and a lot more vult, my disciple.
ok, sure
>>726512452
>>726513048
fair enough. I thought you were criticizing how far left and down he was, assuming you're a lib. Observationally and definitionally, liberals are more concerned with upholding and perfecting systems (capitalism, the state, race relations, etc) instead of creating a better world. Leftists challenge hierarchical systems. Just misread what you called him retarded about
>>726513396
>>726507743
the descriptions are dumb as hell. you can't oppose economic freedom and want the abolition of property and the state, jfc
>>726502968
>>726504338
only reasonable people
>>726513725
True. granted it was created by an "An"Cap
So, there is a bit of a bias in how its presented
Always knew I was a window licker
>>726513826
This is stupid because states won't be necessary once all production and distribution can be automated. Green ftw.
>>726513826
>>726504829
comrades
Ok. So what if I'm in the red?
(-7, +3)
>>726513725
>you can't oppose economic freedom and want the abolition of property and the state
You should educate yourself about politics, I'll help you :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Left-libertarianism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarian_socialism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarcho-syndicalism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collectivist_anarchism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarchist_communism
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutualism_(economic_theory)
>>726514336
>freedom
>redistribution of wealth
>>726514336
I'm an ancom lol. Just remarkable how jarring those two statements are next to eachother. Different ideas of freedom
>>726514493
>freedom
>existence of private wealth
>>726501587
I'm in the green because I'm middle aged, have seen much of the world, undertaken a host of study into cultures, societies and histories. But most importantly because I'm not an irrational and unreasonable dumb cunt.
I believe in freedom and anti capitalism.
Pinochetan Minarchist checking in
>>726501587
Nigga stop taking yourself so gotdamn serious
libcuck reporting in?
>>726515292
>I believe in freedom and anti freedom
The bottom left quadrant doesn't exist and is only for the cognitively dissonant
>>726508950
Tovarisch
Blue square, best square
Political compass test is kinda bullshit. It asks mostly social situational questions and not political questions.
>>726515474
quit bein a fag
lynch me
>>726515474
Edgy nigger
>>726515576
What do you mean it doesn't exist? And how are the people in it cognitively dissonant?
>>726515906
Without a large authoritarian government, there is no way to prevent an organic distribution of capital, and no way to regulate the redistribution of wealth
>>726514149
>>726515474
Does anyone have a decent nonbias version of this? Im in the tedious process of redpilling friends and it might be helpful
It's like you people expect that everyone have an entire political philosophy prepared in their heads.
Most of us just don't give that many fucks. I took the test and got my results. I'm just some fucking guy.
>>726516105
I don't think you understand it lol. Bottom left (depending how far you go) doesn't support the existence of capital, or if they do it's democratically/locally controlled
yes
>>726516189
Should I exist?
>>726516239
Without capital, production must be centralised. There is no way to do this on a small scale (plus it's just a dumb idea to begin with)
Economic left/right: 0.0
Social up/down: -1.03
What do mean? Am retard?
>>726516590
It means you're a moderate asshole whose a coward.
>>726516802
Oh darn
>>726501587
ahaha! what a cunt,
>>726516802
I voted for Trump. Does that help?
What am I?
I'm an existentialist
I really don't believe in regulation per se
I do believe in the improvement of quality of life
debate me
>>2017
>>Still having stupid idiologies about something they will never change or have something to do with
>>Just having an opinion to booze talk
>>Think you're better for having an "opinion"
And we still looking for the missing link? They are everywhere.
The further from the center you are, the bigger a fucktard you are. In any direction.
But if you don't think America is great enough, it's because of too many blues.
>>726517199
lol shit boi
>>726517352
I believe in small government so
>>726517352
you're a social democrat who likes weed and is cool with abortion and gays, methinks
This meme is fucking retarded. All ideologies are idiotic. And attacking someone because they have different values doesn't represent yours well.
Ooh, ooh, can someone roast me?
>>726517520
Even if you are not cool with women who do abortion or gays wont change nothing.
Its out of your control reach man. And having an strong and even formulated opinion wont do nothing, you are just talking for talk. You know why? Because they are ppl right now who are aborting or even being gay. So deal with it. Dont be a kid.
>>726517135
>Voting
No
>>726517716
that was just my guess as to how he answered lmao I'm pro choice as fuck and support LGBT rights
>>726517520
you could probably make a great guess of that from my mannerisms but yes
thinking about running for president one day, tryna get a law degree rn
>>726501587
>>726511901
Welcome comrade.
>>726517716
You're the kind of person I want running the country
I think we need a new metric, a new way to measure political views and what they mean:
"What kind of world do you think we should be building?"
I feel like none of these little tests really take the logic far enough for people to really comprehend what the hell they're talking about. Forget about this 'issue by issue' nonsense. Ask yourself what a perfect would would be like.
>>726517868
>>726518134
I like this one, thanks anon
Was slighly left and down from centre into the green about 7 years ago, and descended further in that same diagonal direction.
Used to laugh at /pol/ and go on it just when happenings occured / to meme, until about two years ago when I started going on it genuinely.
Now I'm pic related
>>726501587
>Political Compass thread
>friendly reminder that if you're in the green,red blue, or purple categories you're literally retarded in every way.
>>726518017
No hierarchy of any kind. That means no state, no private ownership, no racial, national, gender identities that have one placed above the other.
The productive capabilities of society are democratically allocated, and automated. Wage labor is outdated by this. Humans are then free to utilize their creativity to invent, discover, write music, make art, philosophize, or master whatever they want.
Differences still exist, but on the basis of personal character. Popularity and such will still exist, but it will be based on behavior and treatment of others as well as merits, rather than property ownership. In some ways, the society is more meritocratic than any form of capitalism.
I'm sure I'm missing some, but that's some of the key ideals.
>>726501905
Citation needed
>>726502222
Nice quads, comrade
>>726518673
Post your result then.
>>726518017
https://s3.jacobinmag.com/issues/jacobin-abcs.pdf
>>726518808
that feel when I can sense the sarcasm in your response in which you sarcastically acted like you couldn't see my sarcasm
>>726518808
middle bro. total neutral. having an opinion about something you wont change never in your life is just for booze talk. so step up and get on your grind and stop being a retarded because we are in 2017. No one expects shit.
>>726510896
maybe it's not the test
I think i tested positive for gay
Hm
politcs is daft and not worth worrying about but wat the kek, heres mine
woops
eh?
I know people hate libs because SJW's, but I don't really fit any of the criticisms I ever read about the bottom right. What do you non-greens hate about green besides the attribution to sjw bullshit and full socialism? If it makes a difference, I'm from Canada, not the states.
>>726522076
Redstributed wealth cannot happen without a big government.
You're downward and leftward axis contradict one another
welp im a psychopath
>>726522671
Ehm a Directly Democratic non-hierarchical system can easily accomplish a democratization of the workplace
get fucked
Hello?
>>726501587
Green just means you are uneducated, not evil. RED is the real evil.
Honestly if you're not in the red or blue you're good.
>>726517691
nazi
>>726501587
Anyone not in the purple needs to be publicly executed.
blue is best
>>726522671
Wealth distribution is not binary, idiot. Fuck off with your ignorance.
>>726525027
accurate
ECONOMIC POLICY:
>End the Federal Reserve system.
>Raise the minimum wage for full-time work and tie it to inflation. End poverty wages for those working at least 40 hours a week.
>Call for universal healthcare and end the tyranny of private insurance companies.
>Provide a generous welfare system for the poor, covering basic necessities.
>Implement a simple, flat income tax for all wealth brackets.
>Allow taxpayers to choose which public services their tax dollars will fund (ex. if a person does not want their money to go toward food stamps and Planned Parenthood, they have that choice). If a service is under-funded, let the people know so they can have the discussion over whether it should be privatized. Government should not spend more than what the people give it.
>Implement protectionist trade policies that benefit Americans. No more NAFTA/TPP-style regulations.
DOMESTIC POLICY:
>End affirmative action.
>Private businesses can discriminate for any reason they want (don't have to bake the cake).
>Strongly pro-gun. Background checks at the most.
>Decriminalize drug usage and end the War on Drugs.
>Against NSA Spying/mass surveilance policies like the Patriot Act and NDAA.
>Pardon and honor Edward Snowden, Julian Assange, and other whistleblowers.
>Keep net neutrality.
SOCIAL POLICY:
>Keep abortion legal, but make contraceptives like birth control more accessible to lower the number of abortions.
>Let LGBT people marry, or at least get the government out of it. Churches can be allowed to deny a gay couple from marriage if they wish.
>Remove the death penalty. Too many innocent executed.
>Repeal hate speech laws.
>Businesses shouldn't be required to "diversify" employees or make quotas.
>3rd wave feminism/SJWs are toxic to society.
FOREIGN POLICY:
>Bring troops home from across the world.
>Massively lower the need for military spending.
>End all aggressive wars and defend our borders.
>>726516369
he asked for a non biased version you fuckstick.
Roast me
>>726526045
fascist
Yeah boi
>>726526369
yeah boi
Oldthinkers unbellyfeel Ingsoc
Center of the green square. Can't be bothered to take the test.
I've grown so disillusioned with the dems and libs, though, that I'll never support them again. I blame the left for Trump winning; they had everything set up for an easy, EASY victory, and instead they shot themselves in the foot five hundred times, and had the audacity to act like they can't believe they didn't crush him the way they thought they would. I'm not happy Trump won, but I'm happy the left lost this time.
You can fund the arts and give less tanks to the police while still raising taxes and protecting the environment and shit.
There's no logical contradictions in that you fucking nrx virgins.
In fact, it is the >correct< view.
>>726501587
bang in the middle of left libertarian master race here.
>>726501587
smarter than you
stronger than you
help more people become a success than you do
>>726502210
commie scum
>>726514149
This is pretty brilliant really
>>726525795
Hey again anon. Good to see you again
>>726512352
>>726517796
>>726518465
>>726526369
ssup mah niggas
>>726529267
/pol/, right?
truly god tier
>>726525795
before the federal reserve existed, there was a financial crisis like once a decade instead of once a lifetime.
>>726529430
Yeah /pol/. Talked to you about the death penalty maybe three days ago. Personally I'm a bigger fan of focusing on Prison reform and upping regulations for the death penalty while realizing there are still prisoners who just don't deserve to live or have a chance at being reformed, also replace the electric chair with a literal rope for costs.
>>726529931
Yeah, I'm just against it because you hear all the time about cases where someone's on death row for years, and they turn out to be innocent. I can't support that.
Red, Blue, and Green are all fucking retarded.
Sieg Heil faggots.
Interesting I usually find myself leaning right but I guess this is internalized liberalism
shit
>>726501587
snek or die motherfucker
>>726531577
same exact chart as me
>>726502222
>>726501905
Sounds like you needs like you need some reeducation, comrade.
>>726501587
Sieg fucking hail.
God bless America
>>726523253
Democracy is 2 wolves and a sheep deciding what to have for dinner.
Direct democracy always destroys the minority and the individual.
>as long as you in your "safe space" in the majority, you are ok, if you think for yourself, you are an outcast.
Yo OP, suck my dick
>>726501587
very slightly purple master race
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
this is only valid option
>>726536382
how "Libertarian" of you.
lol.
Economic Left/Right: -2.5
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.38
I feel like I'm slightly less libertarian, and slightly less left
>>726504829
left-leaning (as far as most social issues) libertarian is what I figured.
Interesting that there wasn't any questions about gun ownership and barely anything about the drug war. Also, some questions I'd prefer to remain neutral, yet there wasn't the choice.
>>726535708
Depending on how it's implemented, it could be more of a General Concensus,
>>726505284
Besides your political incompetence, your inability to screenshot fulfills your retard destiny. I am surprised you were able to select the correct street signs in the reCAPTCHA, please kill your self.
>>726514149
That is funny as hell and on point
Is it yours, anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRONA7VpUpI
>>726537451
Some of the examples are so fucking random
>>726502222
>You oppose most private property rights and most uses of money, as well as criticism of your ideology
>You oppose
>criticism of your ideology.
i fucken cringed.
I always stay in this general area.
I got libertarian capitalist on spekr and lower left side of the blue quadrant on political compass.
Spekr was a lot more accurate.
Also, if you landed in green or red, please refrain from breeding.