>early sexual experiences thread stories of you experimenting

>>726495024
following

>Start using vacuum cleaner on dick
>Get used to doing this when parents are gone
>Don't hear mom coming inside
>She walks past and smokes outside
>I see that she is outside and freak out
>Cry
>Don't laugh at Scary Movie vacuum cleaner scene

when i was between the ages of 6 or 7 and 9, i played a game with the daughter of my mom's friend who was a year younger than me. we'd play board games and whoever lost had to pull down their pants and underwear and show the other person. did it for a couple years until it stopped being fun

>>726495504
I told you not to disturb me while I'm cleaning my room!

anybody fuck own mom or aunt ????

>>726495024
I took off my robe and wizard hat. I'm sure you can guess what happened next. Jealous?

I was about 12 when this happened,
>I was using a vibrating toothbrush to mastrubate and my parents were out.
>I didn't hear them coming up the stairs.
>When the walked in I quickly jumped up from my bed and the toothbrush fell down and my pants were down
>They probably figured out what happened as they quickly ran out
I couldn't talk to them for a week after this.

>>726495777
Also, trip 7's you motherfucking sons of not checkin' trips bitch ass jerk off no dick havin' pathetic waste of spaces

>>726495024
That is the smallest dick I've ever seen.

>>726495986
You probably hear that a lot

>>726495986
And you've seen lots and lots of dicks I bet

>>726496084
Is your name Hostess? Cos that was a zinger.

>>726495024
>be me
>15 years old
>never told to pull back foreskin to clean it
>talking to pretty cute girl
>discover on the internets I need to pull back foreskin to clean it
>showering one night, pull back foreskin
>thatsfuckingdisgusting.avi
>clean, often taking 2 showers a day
>takes fucking forever to clean
>phew

>be 9
>have some older neighbors convince you and some cute girl my age to have sex
>no idea how it worked
>they explain the best they can
>get in bathroom with her
>she says she can only do it if her brother watches the whole thing
>agree.
>have my floppy child dick rubbing against her underage vagina for like 20m then get out and tell everyone we had sex and it was great.
>I was friends with her and brother
>after that they never played with me again
>only awkward silences in elevator since then.

>>726496170
deesgusteeng

>>726496241
HAHAHAHA

>be 10
>go to doctor's appointment
>have to pee in cup
>nurse asks "do you have to pull your foreskin back to pee?"
>reply "should i?"
>my mom says "you're circumcised, no you don't have to"
>everyone laughs at me

>>726496828
hahaha nice

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>>726495024

>>726495024
12 years old a new family moved in next door - they were really, really private. They had moved from Ohio. The dad never really spoke. The mom stayed at home and the kids went to a Pentecostal private school.
They had 2 sons older than me and a daughter about my age. Summer vacation started just a month after they moved in. She wasn't supposed to talk to me because I wasn't pentecostal, but I had a really nice clubhouse/playhouse my dad built right on the fence between the yards and sometimes she'd sneak through the fence and we'd play or talk
After about a month she was over....
>I had a sunburn and it was bothering me
>She says 'when my daddy gets home from work he's sore and tired. He taught me to do something that makes him feel better. Momma said I shouldn't tell, but it's ok'
>She pulled out my dick and started licking it. Casual, like she was getting a drink
>I was really, really freaked out by what she said, so I told her to stop, that I needed medicine. Told her to stay there
>Ran in, told my mom what had happened - she ran out and brought the neighbor girl into the house and locked the doors while she called my dad at work.
>Pretty soon the police came. This was a small town in rural Georgia so it was, like, ALL the police
>Police went to the neighbor's house, soon the wife was taken away.
>Neighbor dad came home, they arrested him, too
My first sexual encounter put 2 people in prison

>>726496170
HI dylan

>>726495024

>>726497080
who the fuck is dylan?

>>726496993
B A S E D
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>>726495717
Fucked yours 3 or 4 times til I found out she blew dead bears

>>726495820
I hope that was the only thing the toothbrush was used for

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>>726496993

>>726495820
are you m or f? did it make u cum?

>>726496828
Cunts!

>>726496993

Faggot

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>>726496993
>My first sexual encounter put 2 people in prison
Your dick is batman.

>>726495024
This story I'm about to tell happened to my little brother. Twice!

When my little brother would get his jerk on. He would unload into a dirty sock. Probably one of the socks he wore that day.

Well, my mom being the clean freak she is, decided to clean my brothers room for him.

I don't know what possessed her to move his bed, but when she did, she lifted the mattress and in between the mattress and the box spring, there lay about 50 crusty jizz socks.

My mom was like "What's that? In her horrid Spanish Marge Simpson voice.

My dad, snapped and was like " Oh, he's been jerking off".

My dumbass mom is like "What's jerking off?"

My dad looks at her and says "he's been masterbaiting"

My mom is like ",What? Oh my god!! What?!!!!

Then in her narsisistic way, proceeded to tell friends and family members what he had done.

Thing is, it happened again about 9 months later.

Only this time, the socks were behind the dresser.

But my mom played out the scenario exactly the same way.

Like she totally forgotten it had happened before.

She's fucking crazy.

>>726496993
probably fake but if it's real then good on you anon

>>726497676
You could have made this a greentext but still pretty funny.
>horrid Spanish Marge Simpson voice.

Kek
Though how stupid could she be to tell friends and family?

>>726497877

>Though how stupid could she be

>My dumbass mom is like "What's jerking off?"

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>be 11
>staying with grandparents during the summer, using their dial up internet
>aunt comes into the room without knocking
>"i need to use the phone, what are you doing online? can you take a break?"
>catches me jerking off to the attached picture

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>>726496993
>Firs sexual encounter put 2 people in prison

Jesus fucking Christ I wish I could top this

>>726498132
haha what did she say/do?

>>726498323
she did a real good job of reassuring me that it was normal and healthy and that she was sorry for not respecting my privacy now that i was getting older

>>726498498
And I came on her hand on accident

>>726497877

She's a sociopath, narcissistic, crazy woman.

She drains the life out of everything.

She's killed her parakeets three times because she only thinks about what's in her bubble.

She's like them by using Teflon pans in the house.

She had a dog for 9 years but has no recollection of it. She does not care about shit.

>>726498498
did u put your dick away or keep fapping? did she see u cum?

>>726496993
>couldve gotten a bj
>ran and told mommie instead

Big derp or biggest derp?

>never got caught masturbating
>never used anything but my hand to masturbate
>never so much as held a girl's hand until I was 19

I want to participate in this thread and yet cannot.

>>726498897
Where you from m80?

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>>726498132

>>726498897
Sounds like my girlfriend.

>>726499076
i covered up as fast as i could. i had just started, was hard but wasn't close to cumming

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>>726495024
>>early sexual experiences thread

MODS

>>726499098
Nah, a child responding healthily to unwanted sexual contact.

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>be 14
>have retarded drooling cousin with huge tongue
>showing her my cock becomes a joke for a while
>rub it on her face while we watch movies then go home and jerk off afterwards
>get her to stick her tongue out while i rub and slap my dick on it
>worry about getting caught
>go home jerk off
>paranoid for weeks
>realize shes okay with it, try it again at least one other time
>hang out normally for a while
>decide i want a bj like in porn
>get her to spit and drool on my dick and jerk it off
>she thinks its funny
>dont cum the first few times
>cant get her to suck right so she just licks it and spits on me
>after maybe a year i start fucking her mouth
>goes on about 3 years
>dont see her for a long time cus i get a gf
>be 19 (she's a year younger than me)
>break up with gf, have a long dry spell, social anxiety, get desperate
>hang out with her
>shes been getting fucked by a guy in her apt building for like a year so she knows whats up now
>sucks the shit out of my dick
>i play with her pussy for the first time
>do it maybe 15-20 times for like a year
>i move for a job
>havent seen her since

>>726497178
thats exactly what dylan would say

>>726495024
>be 5
>have girl cousin who was born a couple weeks before me
>spend lots of time together, she stays over a lot
>first ate box when I was 5
>dad caught us dancing and i had my dick out
>had to have a talk with my parents
>happened again when we were 9, not caught that time
>rubbed her foot once when I was about 13
>fin

>be 16 and have first girlfriend
>Super qt but slut. Already fucked like 10 guys at 15
>She wants to take it slow and have a relationship
>3 months of sexual frustration
>Finally the big day came
>Go to public park and lay under the monkey bars with her
>She lowers herself onto my diamond hard 8" cock
>Came instantly...literally
>She lies and tells me is was great

Sluts

>>726499224
did she see your dick? did she make any comment about it?

>>726500057
she definitely saw it. she didn't directly comment on it but at one point she said "you're perfectly normal and healthy in every way" which i guess could have been a reference to it?

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>be 6
>older sister's friend come over
>she's 12
>that day we play hide and seek
>me and sister's friend on a team
>we hide in the basement while my sister waits upstairs until we say we are ready
>we hide in a large laundry basket
>she grabs my dick
>Idontmind
>she asks if I like it
>"kind of"
>she stops, we say ready, blah blah blah hide and seek stuff
>we continue to touch eachother through clothes every time we hide
>a week later
>same situation, she comes over, we ply hide and seek, were on teams
>we go into the basement
>she has me pull down my pants
>tiny but erect dick
>she has me get on top of her and start dry humping her
>feelsgood
>she softly moans
>I have no idea how she is getting off to this
>she pulls up her shirt and bra
>tells me to suck on her nipples
>they're not that big at all
>bot completely flat
>I suck on them
>feelsgreat
>we do this for a bit
>realize we need to actually play the game before they get suspicous
>we were down there for a good 15 minutes without saying ready
>they're expecting a great hiding spot
>we decide to hide behind a curtain
>A
>fucking
>curtain
>she starts rubbing my dick while were hiding
>tell her to stop cuz well get caught
>we say ready
>they find us instantly
>they didn't get suspicious at all
>feelsamazing
>Never got caught
>last time she ever came over though
Still the farthest I've ever gone sexually

>>726496170
This is why circumcision is important.

>>726500230
thats nice.. did u ask her if she did the same thing?

>>726499670
This made me uncomfortable

>>726496324
WHY DOES SOMEBODY NOT KNOW HOW TO USE A TOILET AFTER THEY HAD A SHET?

>>726496828
Circumcision is barbaric.

>>726496324
WHY DOES SOMEBODY NOT KNOW HOW TO FLUSH A TOILET AFTER THEY HAD A SHET?

>>726500322
Are you fucking inbred? Nah circumcision isn't important educating your children on how to properly wash themselves is.

>>726500379
at the time, being 11, i thought women couldn't masturbate because they don't have dicks. so i didn't think to ask

>>726500794
the fourskin isn't as important now because of a little thing called clothing

>>726495024
>Had my first (kind of forced) sexual thoughts as 6 year old. It involved me, a a talking cow and its ovaries/tits. It made me feel bad.. I think I even I cried once because I felt so weird.

Oh well. It did not last long.

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>>726500985
What the fuck is a fourskin? Do you get that when you buy a 4chan pass or what?

>>726498132
What were you jerking off to?

>>726500794
>Uncircumcised anon took this too seriously

>>726501141
Ops, not ovaries.. Whatever tits on cows are called

>be me
>when i was 8-9 i constantly tell my sister "suck my dick" when i was angry
>few years later
>with sister in same bedroom
>sister got a bf
>dont know why, wasnt angry, but i tell her to suck my dick
>humm anon, why not ?
>i come closer to her, pull out my dick
>it's really nice
>she pull out her boobs and start sucking my dick
>hard as rock
>licking or tits
>fuck her in doggie style
>feelsgood.jpg
>i was maybe 13-14 and never really jerked
>huge need to pee
>"mind if i pee in your vagina"
>wow anon do it
>peeinvagina.avi
>that what i thought at first, but then
>peeinvagina.avi get renamed to cuminvagina.avi
>pull out my dick of her tight pussy, see white stuff coming out of her pussy
>she put finger in her vagina and lick it
>"anon... that jizz! but no problems :)"
>she lick her fingers


that was fucking good

>>726499711
Dave?

I was really into the water faucet when it came to mastrubating when I was in middle school. My mom has walked in on me doing the deed. She's also caught me watching porn and I got a 2 hour lecture about how that's sinful

ive tried scat on and off when i was 15

still confused as to why till this day

>>726501364
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>726499098
Op could have possibly gotten a lot of bj

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>>726501364
You could at least try and make it more believable

story time folks
>16 years old
>two older sisters, 18 and 19.
>on family trip to the beach
>one of my sisters decided to invite her school friend
>car is packed so someone has to sit on someone's lap
>my 18 year old sister volunteers to sit on my lap
>she's wearing her volleyball shorts, no underwear (no visible thong line).
>no attraction towards to my sisters, they are blood.
>5 minutes into an hour long car ride
>boner erupts through my swimming trunks
>sister notices and nothing happens for about 10 minutes
>teenage hormones driving me crazy
>she adjusts and positions her pussy right on top my erect head
>everyone else in the back is asleep
>parents are oblivious
>I begin to feel a sudden urge to cum
>start leaking precum
>sister feels the liquid
>begins to go back and forth to "adjust her seat"
>i start cumming uncontrollably
>sister grabs a napkin from her bag
>hands it to me

tl;dr: my 18 year old sister made me cum and gave me a napkin to clean up the jizz.

more? I ended up sharing a bed in the hotel room with my 18 year sister and her friend.

>>726498132

i used to jerk it to the same pic back in the mid-2000s. Before high-quality videos were readily available at lightning speed.

>be me
>be 16
>me and my friend going to party. Lied to mom and told her we were having sleepover
>driving to party
>at Red light
>got really intense, staring each other down
>can't take it, act on impulse
>start unzipping his pants and take his dick out
>start sucking his dick at red light
>we end up fucking in Wal-Mart parking lot
>be friends with benefits for rest of high school
Haven't even talked to him since I left for college though

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My sexual life was very uneventful save for a few moments and this was one of them

>one of my cousins stays over for a few months because she was taking some course in my town
>sleeps in my room
>jack off with her underwear whenever I could
>one day she complains they're disappearing and thinks people are forgetting them in the washing machine
>put back everything in the wrong drawer and she assumes it was someone from the house
>weeks later she asks me to put some music on her phone
>copied some pictures of her on a bikini to my computer
>one day she walks in when I was jacking off to them
I had enough practice for hiding my boner because my parents always walked in without knocking but I'm 100% sure she saw the picture.
She also caught me jacking off in the shower once when I was staying over at my uncle's and again when I forgot to lock the door to my bathroom in the morning during that same time period.

Warning, it may be a little depressing. No greentext because I'm too long-winded for that.

This is the story of how I learned to distinguish fantasy from reality.

First, some background. Maybe the more interesting part to some, maybe not. When I was about 8 or 9 years old, I discovered female genitals thanks to my sister who was a couple years younger. My memory of it is very foggy, so I only vaguely remember the details, but you probably want to hear them, so I'll try to remember.

I was watching TV in my room one night with my sister, when we started playing this bizarre game where I would throw toys under the bed and she would try to go get them. If it sounds like a dumb game, that's because it was. The only reason I made it into a "game" at all was because the first time it happened, incidentally, I happened to notice that she was wearing a long t-shirt/nightie without any underwear. Clueless child on the cusp of puberty that I was, I was fascinated. When she went to go get the toy I threw under the bed, I happened to see her bare vagina, and it was pretty much the first one I'd ever seen outside of vague memories from having baths together.

So we repeated that little "game" several times, at my insistence. I'd throw the toy, and she'd go get it, and while she was getting it, I'd stare slack-jawed at her pussy. Eventually she must have figured it out, because out of nowhere, the next time I went under the bed to shoot the toy under it, she lifted up her nightie and stuck her butt right in my view, while laughing. I'm pretty sure we both burst into laughter at that point.

My memory from that point on is pretty fuzzy, but I'm pretty sure I had a boner and ended up showing her, and we showed each other our privates and touched them and stuff. It wasn't anything sexual. I didn't even know what sex was, let alone how to do it. It was just typical innocent childlike experimentation.

cont,

>>726502095
That experimental relationship continued in the coming days afterward, and eventually escalated. Whenever we would play in one of our rooms, one of us would sometimes suggest that we "show" each other again, and do lewd things. Nothing overtly sexual, just innocent curious touching, mainly. I think I tried to get her to suck it once, although I didn't know about blowjobs or anything, so I don't know where the idea came from, but the most she did was give it a light peck. We would giggle a lot when we did this, and there was even one point where we got a little overconfident, and she suggested that I walk out into the hallway in my bathrobe with my underwear pulled down underneath it, and my boner poking out in front of me, all while our parents were in the living room watching TV, just down the hall.

While I don't know at what point we messed up, that may have been the moment, as I do remember my dad looking at me from the couch and letting out a loud and angry-sounding nose-exhale. Whether that was the moment or not, as it turned out, our parents eventually figured out what we were doing.

My mom out of the blue decided to give me a bath one day, when she hadn't done that in years, and then out of nowhere asked if we'd been touching each other. There's a certain sense of vulnerability when you're sitting naked in the bath and someone asks you something. She had the psychological advantage. It was really hard to lie at that point. She had apparently already asked my sister in the bath prior to me, who told her everything. Actually, she told her that I was the only one doing all the touching and that everything was my idea, essentially throwing me under the bus, which wasn't true. Although when I told my mom that it was both of us equally, she believed me, thankfully.

cont.

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>>726501784
Fuck you if this is some fucking WALK LIKE A DINOSAUR SHIT I WILL FIND YOU. I WILL FIND YOU AND FUCK YOU UP SO BADLY YOUR FUTURE BLOODLINES WILL HAVE A GENETIC DISORDER, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU FUCKING THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME, YOU CRETIN ??

DO TELL !

>>726502201
Our parents sat down with both of us and had a talk about how we shouldn't do that because only "sick" people do things like that, and that they'd let it slide without any serious punishment because they knew we were just "curious" but that we should never do it again. To make sure, from that point on, we weren't allowed to play in the same room together with the doors closed anymore, and we slowly grew more and more distant as siblings. Up until that point, we'd been pretty close, often playing together every day, but that became less and less common as the days and years went on.

Fast forward now to the actual story. I was in high school. I was a horny teenager who'd read a lot of incest doujins, and there was a small part of me that remembered those times from when I was a kid. At this point, my sister and I hardly even talked anymore. She had friends who she hung around with and talked with on the phone all the time, and I was kind of a quiet loner.

Being the stupid teenager that I was, I often entertained some bizarre ideas. One of those ideas that constantly floated in my head was the worry that nothing I experienced was "real". That I was in some kind of dream, or simulation or something. Have you ever had that kind of thought? That maybe everything you're experiencing is just a program and you're just going through the motions or something? It's stupid, but that was the kind of thing that would keep me up at night.

I felt there was only one way to "test" that theory, to see if I was actually in "reality" and not fantasy. And it was to do something outrageous and unpredictable and see what happened. Not that I ever seriously planned on actually doing anything like that. There was no way I could risk doing something irreversible after all, and I was an incredibly shy and reserved person. I had common sense, at least I'd like to think.

But all it takes is one moment for that common sense to disappear.

cont.

>>726499670

any more pics?

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>>726501784
more please

>>726501784
>>726501784
And everyone wasnt properly seat belted in? HORRIBLE

>>726501602
are you m or f? did it make u cum?

>>726501784
post pic of her?

>>726502411
was home alone with my sister one day. She was upstairs talking on the phone, and I'm downstairs playing video games, as per usual. There was nothing out of the ordinary about this, until suddenly she comes downstairs and talks to me.

"Anon, is the phone working for you?"

The phones weren't working. (This was a bit before the era where kids started commonly having cellphones) At this moment, some pretty dark thoughts started to swirl in from the back of my head. Let me tell you about the phones. There's a bit of background to this, actually. My mother is a victim of domestic abuse from one of her former boyfriends from before I was born. She has PTSD from it, and her trigger is having the phones unplugged. Apparently she has terrifying memories of this asshole unplugging the phones and beating the crap out of her so she can't call for help. It was pretty awful, and various family circumstances led to me finding out about that at some point. I'd rather not get into that. But suffice to say, I had some pretty fucked up memories involving the phones being unplugged.

And yet despite those fucked up memories, the only thing going through my head was "this is my chance."

cont.

>>726502725
I don't know exactly what I was thinking, but I had a raging boner. Those incest doujins I'd read so often always had a common theme. It only took one "spark" or event before brothers and sisters would go down the rabbit hole and become addicted to sex with each other. I had a bit of a fantasy of being able to fap openly around my sister and her even offering to help out and stuff. I knew it was totally unrealistic, but part of me came up with this idea that "if I were to just drop my pants in front of her and show her my dick, maybe, just maybe she'd play along and I might lose my virginity." I guess the horny teenage virgin me longed for the pussy I used to play around with as a kid. But I knew if I were to do that at any time, she'd just yell and I'd get in huge trouble. The fact that we were completely alone and the phones weren't working gave me that "this is my chance" feeling. The feeling that even if it doesn't work out, my life might not be immediately over.

So my brain went on autopilot and before I realized it, I started putting my plan into action. First, I unzipped my pants while she wasn't looking so that I could quickly remove them. Then I got up from the couch I was gaming on, and sat down on a chair near her, as if I was about to go talk to her. This alone was very unusual, as we almost never talked, but she was reacting pretty naturally, not really suspecting anything. The fact that the phones weren't working left her with nothing to do. I was feeling more and more optimistic about it as things proceeded. Blood that probably should have been flowing to my head was rushing to my dick instead, and I wasn't thinking straight.

cont.

>be 5
>Friend 7
>Lets play stripclub
>He dances
>We touch dicks
>I dance
>We touch dicks
>He says i should lay down, he will lay on top of me so we can touch dicks better
>Instantly imagine miself laying in the hospital after giving birth with my parents at my side supporting me
>Tell him no way i dont wana get pregnant cause im younger
>Never touch dicks again

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>>726496993
I wanna buy you a beer, anon

>>726497338
I'm male and no

>>726502916
Holy shit. What a fucking train wreck.

>>726502916
Then, without warning, I stood up in front of her, less than a couple feet away, and I did it. I dropped my pants and underwear at the same time, and started furiously jacking off, while staring directly at her tits.

There was just stunned silence for what felt like a few minutes, but was probably only a few seconds, while I jacked off in front of my 15-year old sister, while staring into her cleavage. I was breathing heavily, and she was looking down at my dick.

Then she spoke. Her voice was trembling.

"Anon, what are you doing?"

I wasn't thinking straight, so I just answered "…Nothing." It was probably the stupidest possible answer I could have given.

A few more seconds passed in silence, then she asked again. "What are you doing?"

"…N-nothing."

cont.

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>>726501253
are you fucking retarded?

>>726503117
It was around the second time she asked when it finally hit me what exactly I was doing. I realized that if I didn't get out of there quickly, I might do something horrible. But I couldn't stop jacking off.

All I could do to make sure I didn't pounce on her right then and there and regret it for the rest of my life was slowly turn around and walk away, with my pants still at my ankles, dick still firmly in hand, jerking off the whole way. I literally walked around the closest corner, sat down on the floor, and just started furiously masturbating, my head completely empty.

After a short while, she followed after me without saying anything, peeked around the corner for a moment, and then walked away, in shock. She went upstairs and watched TV, not saying another word.

I kept masturbating until I came, all over the basement floor, and it was probably one of the greatest orgasms of my life.

And it was after that, that I realized "life is still going on. This is real. I actually just did that. I'm not going to wake up."

cont.

>>726503117
This was fucking boring, anon..

cheesus, wheres the shakespare in you ?

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>>726503117
this is great plz cont!!

>>726503259
wiped the floor off as quickly as I could, pulled up my pants, went upstairs to my room, and noticed the phone cable behind my bed was unplugged, so I plugged it back in, went outside into the living room for barely a moment, as if nothing had happened and just said "…Try the phone now." And then she tried it, and it worked. And then we never spoke of that incident ever again.

Eventually, she got a boyfriend and moved halfway across the country with him. And here I am writing about this story here, still a virgin nearly a decade later. The only thing that keeps me sane is knowing that I at least had the sense to stop before I touched her at all.

And that was the story of how I learned, the hard way, to distinguish fantasy from reality. It's a mistake I will never make again.

>>726503266
I can't make the truth more exciting than it was. The real events were actually very anti-climactic and awkward, and that was the end of it.

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>>726502411
That's called a dissociative syndrome anon, and I experienced it too when I was an edgy teenager musing over suicide and all it's implications; such as is the inevitability of death, the possibility for an afterlife and the questiong of reality.
Naturally, an existential crisis followed. I'm loathe to put myself but as harrowing as those restless nights were, it was a truly enlightening experience

>>726503259
This is the biggest bonerkill ever

>>726503283
CONTINUE

>>726496241
>>have my floppy child dick rubbing against her underage vagina for like 20m then get out and tell everyone we had sex and it was great.
>>I was friends with her and brother

KEK/10

>>726499203
You need a new girlfriend, trust me.

>>726503522
I warned you.

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>be shy awkward 13 year old
>go by myself to a block party
>meet 7/10 gothy 15 year old
>spend entire night making out with her
>go home elated and floating on a cloud
>find out a week later that she sucked some dude off about an hour before we hooked up

>Still "date" her for a while anyway because I'm a spineless, horny coward
>It's not so much dating as it is hanging out every now and then when she's not fucking her ex
>With her over my friends house
>Her and my friend Bob make some shitty excuse to go into another room
>I watch them leave and do nothing
>Sit there in silence
>They come back half an hour later
>I still make out with her later that night because I fear confrontation

I'm 33 now and I blame this "relationship" for my love of cucking.

>>726499231
you need to calm down there bud

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>>726503283
>>726503538

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>>726503869

>>726495024
>I was 5-6, naked, my mom was running a bath for me. For some reason I had a boner and started humping the ground. My mom encouraged me to do it and talked about how good it felt
>was 7-8, friend and his little sister were over. We got naked and friend's little sister sucked both our dicks
>Was maybe 9 or 10, had a boner. Mom comes in to say goodnight, clearly could see I had a boner, pulls down my pants and looks at it but didn't touch.
>Starting from the age of say 8 until I was 15 or so regularly would get naked with my neighbor and suck each others dicks, eat each others asses, eventually fucked each other in the ass. Sometimes his older brother would join and we both sucked him off. He was maybe 5 years older?

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>>726504052

>>726501784
Cont......

>check into hotel
>hilton
>we end getting two rooms as my parents wanted their alone time
>older sister turns into a bitch and takes up the entire twin bed for herself
>my 18 year old sister and her friend agreed to share the other twin bed
>still embarassed by what happened in the car
>18 year old sister (Katie) doesn't seem to care that her little brother came from her lap "dance"
>after dinner, we all go to our rooms
>I go straight to bed so that I can claim my spot
>Katie and her friend soon join
>Katie ends up in the middle
>her friend is in her pajamas but Katie decided to sleep in her yoga shorts
>I start to get hard thinking about the car ride
>Katie's friend is passed out
>I'm wide awake when suddenly Katie turns to my side
>she puts her leg on top my thighs, right on top of my boner
>she stares into my eyes as if I'm a fuck toy
>I immediately act like nothing is happening
>she begins to slide her leg up and down my thigh
>my boner slips out my boxer and is now bare skinning her thigh
>I get that urge again
>start thinking about barney doing coke with bill clinton
>it doesn't help
>I start to feel the cum building up
>shoot my load all over my Katie's thigh
>I head straight to the bathroom to clean up

cont??? This happened over a period of 5 days

I still fap to this memory.

>Be 9 first time trying to jerk off
>Didn't have a locked door
>Hear someone walk in- quickly hide under covers
>5 min later hears my mom screaming and my dad shouting
>wondering what happened Input on my pants and ran out my door
>Realized that I was being robbed while experiencing my first jerk off

>>726500018
>rubbed her foot once when I was about 13
You slut

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>>726504312
Mooooooooooooore

>>726496993
So did the girl get to live with you afterwards?

>I was a kid, grew up in the 70s.
>Nude beaches not uncommon.
>Family went to regular beach a lot but nude >beach was right around the corner of the inlet, next to regular beach.
>Like many beaches there were outdoor showers to wash off sand and salt before you got in car and went home.
>Nude beach and regular beach share the showers, located right at the corner between the beaches.
>There was this little 4' tall brick wall around the shower area for... some reason. To block it off from the surrounding area.
>Didn't really provide privacy as it was so short.
>When the family would go play in the water, I'd get right back out and go shower off.
>I stayed in the shower a long time, waiting for good looking females from nude beach to come over.
>Then I'd go stand behind that wall and watch the girls and women from the nude beach come to shower off the sand and salt before they got dressed to go home.
>I was young and short so when I stood behind the wall it came up above my waist.
>I thought I was hidden enough so I'd stand there masturbating furiously while watching the nude girls and women.
>I liked girls closer to my age than adult women (I was around 8 or 9) but fascinated with tits and pubic hair.
>So my favorites were girls around 11-13 since they were still youngish like me but were starting to have little titties and some tufts of pubic hair.
>After they'd leave I'd go back in the showers to wait for the next pretty girl to come use the shower, then do it again.
>Basically masturbated all day until my dick was sore.
>I thought I was ninja stealthy but looking back I realize it would probably have been obvious what I was doing, just no one ever gave a shit about a harmless horny 9yo.

>>726503453
Great story anon. I love that there is an actual theme with reality/fantasy

>>726504312
You have been warned. There is NO dinosaurs in this fucking story. so far its winrar

>>726504312
>start thinking about barney doing coke with bill clinton

kek

>>726504312
moar

>>726504912
>18
>stopped reading

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>>726496993
>anon has sexual encounter

TOP FUCKING KEK

>>726501200
two twoskins rubbed together

>>726501690
I was thinking the exact same thing.

>>726504312
Hurry the fuck up faggot

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>>726495504
Doofy confirmed

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My cousin, 2 years younger used to mess around with each other, innocent Shit mainly. She would show me hers and vice versa, when we were 10/8 she had a friend who's older brother and her watched movies and "did stuff" and I had my first 3 some at 10. Fast forward 3 years and her family moves in with us, and I'll never forget the way the sun shone off her yellow panties and dirty blonde whisps of pubic hair and the many nights we'd sneak into each other's rooms. More? I have details

>>726496993
Alpha as fuck, anon.

Story time! Story time!

>anon is 7-8 laying in bed by himself
> step sister walks in and gets on the bed and watches Tv with
> I act like nuthin wrong
> I slowly start getting a boner
> she then gets under the sheets with me
> I suggest we play a game where I'm a mommy cat
> and she has to get milk from me to feed her
> she sucks my dick for 20 minutes or so
> I cum and she never said a thing and would keep doing it
> never froget

>>726504815
Does this beach set up still exist? If so, where is it? I have some vacation time coming up.

>>726505638
Yes, more. Keep it coming.

>be 13 years old
>computer in dining room, not allowed to have it in my own room
>dad is in the living room nextdoor watching TV
>there's no door in between the two rooms, just a big open arch, but my computer is just barely out of view unless you're purposely leaning over to see it
>because I have no privacy, I get really good at covert jerking techniques
>wear my bathrobe with nothing under it, tie it so that it opens from the left side instead of the right side like normal, so my left hand can slip inside easily
>jerk off to porn all the time while my dad's in the other room
>one time, a few minutes after I finish, my dad walks by, and I've already closed everything and I've got my hand on head resting on my fist, looking bored
>he says "I hope you're not experiencing too much excitement."

To this day I don't know if he knew, or if he was just saying that sarcastically because I looked bored.

>Be 7 years old, male
>Spending my vacations in a little town away from the city living with my grandparents.
>They spend a lot of time in a neighbor's house gossiping and watching TV (one of the few color TVs on the town back then)
>I go with them and play with the neighbor's son, a 15 guy and a 17 girl, mostly tabletop games and NES and shit.
>The chick used to flash us her tits and let me lick her pussy once
>Her brother was kinda shy and never said anything except laugh nerviously
>One day we visit them as usual but she's in another town doing some errands so I go to their room where her brother is watching some local shit on tv
>He says if I want some toys he had and didnt play with anymore
>I say yes
>He pulls his dick out and says he has to kiss it if I want the toys
>I do it but say its gross, he gets a couple of candies from the kitchen and tells me to lick his dick with the candies in my mouth
>I do so and I kinda like it, after a couple of minutes he lowers my pants and tries to fuck my butt
>Of course I didn't know back then he was trying to fuck my ass, I just knew it hurt like shit and wanted to stop.
>He stopped but mostly because I was being too loud and we could've been caught, not because I asked him to.
>Still I think he managed to stick the head in.

>The next days on the vacation we visited them it was pretty much the same with his sister joining on occasions, i was sorta thrilled but still scared.
>Kept doing it until I was 10 and my both my grandparents died so I had no reason to go back to that town anymore.

I haven't even looked for them in any social network because to be honest I just dont want to remember that stuff. It was fun at times but I cant help but think I was somehow abused. The only thing I know is that the girl dropped out of college and married some rich guy with lots of farms and stuff, the guy is the leader of the LGBT group of the state the town was in.

This is the first time I ever tell anyone about this.

>>726504171
That got real gay real fast

>>726498897
Did your mom have Alzheimer's?

>>726500256
nice

>be me 12 years
>live with aunt cause mom works a lot
>watching porn one day
>jerking off
>door opens
>ABORTFAP.exe
>aunt comes in
>"anon what are you do-"
>stares at my dick
>I cover my dick
>she sits down by me
>gives me a talk about it being normal blah blah
>"Now could you uncover it?"
>wat
>I do as she asks
>still hard
>"continue"
>I ask her why
>I just want to see if you are doing it correctly
>surprised
>Do as she wants
>Stares at it, a smile on her face
>"stop"
>stopped
>"you're supposed to do it like this"
>puts her hand on my dick
>she jerks me off
>I love it
>cum in her hand
There is another story after that but I'll only post it if you ask me

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>>726500322
You are right anon. Parents that do not know to teach basic hygiene to their children - should - get a doctor to mutilate their children's reproductive organs. It's for a good cause.

Oh wait... maybe they should get their own dicks sawed off. That way they will never have problem to begin with. Same logic but works out better for everyone.

>>726505638
yes what was her pussy like?

>>726495504
lol I did the same when I was younger. I also did put my dick on the bass speaker and played some lound techno music, it was amazing

>>726506083
sure thing bro and i got shot 50 times and lived to tell the tail

>>726506171
Has anyone ever told you that it's not normal?

>>726506083
>There is another story after that but I'll only post it if you ask me

No thanks. : )

>>726506083
Moar faggot

>>726506045
No. She just does not give a fuck.

If it doesn't matter, it doesn't fucking matter.

She got a boyfriend 2 weeks after my dad died.

She don't give a fuck about your feelings.

She absolutely gives zero fucks.

>>726506322
Dubs of truth

>>726495640
Me too !

>>726506083
do it

>>726504815
>I guess it shouldn't have surprised me that no one gave a shit.
>This was during an era where child porn was "frowned upon" socially but essentially legal as long as it wasn't filmed against the wishes of the kid and their parents.
>Of course it wasn't against the will of the parents since many of them used their kids as sexual currency.
>Basically the way it worked is kind of like the fappening:
>People will trade the secret, unreleased fappening pics but only with people who have something similarly good to share.
>Just like back then, you were allowed to fuck your buddy's 13yo budding little pubescent girl and film it, but only as long as you had a tasty little girl for him to fuck and film.
>Kids anywhere from 5 or 6 up to 16 were considered fair game, but the most desirable were usually in the 10-15 range, girls preferred 90% of the time but sometimes boys were too, usually to be filmed fucking girls their age or younger.
>I learned this shit when I stayed for a week at a friend's house.
>Friend was raised as a 70s kiddie porn fuck slut, he and his sisters were commonly filmed fucking each other by mom and dad, sometimes my friend filmed fucking mom, sometimes the girls filmed fucking dad and sometimes other families would come over and the parents would fuck each other's kids.
>My parents were straight laced so they were never invited but friends family tried to "groom" me for kiddie porno when I stayed with them.
>I was invited to "play doctor" with the girls in the family at first.
>They offered the girls younger than me but I was interested in their teenage girl who was maybe 4 years older than me.
>So I played doctor with her.
>I had fun, finally getting to explore a nude girl up close.
>She gave me a bj, my first orgasm, no cum but I definitely orgasmed.
>I have a vague memory of her coaching me as I fucked her but it's fuzzy.
>Then their mom came in, offered to let me fuck her but I said no because she wanted to film it.

>>726499160
this

>>726504312
Cont......

>wake up the next morning
>end up having breakfast
>parents decide to go to the local casino
>my older sister joins them
>Katie decides to go to the beach instead with her friend
>Still in shock at what happened
>I tell katie that I'll join her later
>end up fapping by myself to what happened the other night
>Katie and her friend comes back to the room
>they are in their one piece bathing suit
>camel toe is clearly visible
>they decided to just chill on the bed
>I'm sitting up on the bed, watching espn
>their asses are facing me
>I begin to wonder what it'd be like to get sucked off my Katie
>Katie gets up and changes into her yoga shorts and tells her friend "i'm out of thongs".
>boner is back, yet again
>she comes back to bed in her white yoga shorts
>camel toe is fully visible
>I end up moving my legs up to avoid any weird contact
>Katie notices and proceeds to rest her pussy right on top of my toe
>this is all happening under the blanket so her friend doesn't notice
>Katie begins to thrust into my big toe by making subtle movements
>her right feet then moves right under my erect dick

cont????

>>726501910

See this guy? LAUGH at him!!

>>726504312
Moar

>>726506616
yes!

>>726495024
>be me, 13yr old
>be playing roblox
>zomibe game
>turn into zombie
>get boner thinking about zombie powers
>fap

and that is how i developed a tf fetish and became a fur-fag. I fapped to crash bandicoot at one point too.

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>>726496241

>>726506122
My first memories were of us pretty young 5-7 and the very innocent showing of genitalia, I can remember that she smelled like strawberry shortcake dolls and her hairless pussy was sweet to the taste. When we were a little older and had moved past the light licking and I had had a finger inside (up to this point it was mainly exploring her little body) I began to lie on top of her and try to simulate sex but had no idea where to put anything, enter her little depraved friend who via the porn her high school aged brother would make her watch and the things they did. I can give play by play on that day...two tongues on your dick at ten...it's all down hill from there.

>>726506083
post please

>>726506616
Stop fucking asking and just post

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>>726501364

>>726506606
More details

>be me
>14
>get gf
>never kissed a girl and super nervous to do so
>used to sneak over this girls (girl a) house 3-4 a week
>one day while we're in her bedroom at 3am
>she says 'hey anon can I try something?'
>'sure'
>puts her hand over my eyes and kisses me
>elated and happy as fuck cause I liked her a lot, clearly
>too nervous to kiss her back even though she just kissed me
>talking to her best friend
>tell best friend how I want to kiss her but I'm too nervous cause pussy
>best friend (girl b) tells me how she teach me how to kiss a girl and shit
>sneak over girl bs house one day. >talking and shit but still too nervous to kiss her
>'one second anon'
>she comes back with a fifth on gin
>take a few swigs and feel like I'm the man
>make out with her
>go over girl a's house next night and proceed to make out
>few days later
>go over girl a's house
>girl b is there along with some other girl
>in basement on old
bed with everyone
>girl b and and extra girl are asleep
>make out with girl a cause that's what we do
>girl b suddenly jumps out of bed
>'hey girl a I made out with anon a few days ago and needed to tell you
>wtfdoido.jpg
>everybody freaks out
>girl a stops talking to me cause she's pissed I made out with her and her friend week
>start dating girl b cause she's 8/10 for a 14 year old
>fingered her for the first time within 9 months later
>few weeks later she says she wants to have sex
>I'm 14 and few up conservative/Christian as fuck
>don't know what to do but horny as hell
>throw a condom on and go for it
>I'm on my back on her moms couch, naked, rock solid with a condom on
>she climbs on top of me
>straddles me
>slowly slides my cock inside of her
>fuckingbliss.gif
>two minutes in she stops
>'I don't feel comfortable'
>we stop cause obviously I'm not about to rape this bitch
>we fuck again a couple weeks later no problem
>fuck like rabbits til I dump her
Sorry for the long greentext but that's how I went from lossless virgin to fucking in 11ish months

>Be me 12ish
>Upstate hanging out with aunt and her two daughters 15,17
>We go to an indoor waterpark
>Only guy from our family there so I had to use the girls locker room with them.
>Nice time we go to get changed
>Older cousin changes and leaves
>Leaves me alone with the younger one
>"I'm gonna change don't peak anon"
>I peak anyways
>BareAss=TineDiamondCock.jpg
>She gets her clothes back on but catches me peaking
> "Well, now I gotta see yours"
>She pulls down my trunks
>Smiles at my erection
>Fondles me a bit then helps me get dressed
Something better happened next time I went up there if anyone wants it.

>>726496170

>be me
>same story
>can't pull back the foreskin
>get 18yo
>first girl, cant have sex because of this
>my hygiene deteriorates
>get 19yo
>second girl, loads of sex w/ condom, no problems
>goes on for years
>third girl, checks my willy, screams "what the fuck"
>i get to know everything bout my willy
>getting circumcized
>nosexlife_everafter.jpg
>sad.wmv

>>726505882
He knew....

>>726506616
Yes you cunt we asked for moar fag!

>>726497178
Ask your dog.....

>>726500794
I'M SO INBRED YOU CAN START CALLING ME SANDWICH.

>>726506708
Zombies and fur. I can totally see the connection

I told this story only to my older brother.
>be me
>7
>Sister is having a birthday party
>she likes bratz dolls at the time so family biys bratz balloons.
>As the party finishes we keep the balloons for some reason
>Randomly get boner for some reason
>i take a balloon to my room
>i dry hump it for 20 minutes
>my sister walks in
>She sees me ass naked dry humping a balloon with the bratz girls on it
>she walks away and we didnt talk for the next few months.

The worst part was I didn't stop humping the balloon when she came in. I kept on getting my strokes in on the slut of a balloon.

>>726497676
I'd say she was horny, and crazy like a fox... free pass to start a story involving sex

>>726505962
did you at least get those toys, anon?

>>726507228
Yes please.

>>726504190
6/10

Even with potatoe

>>726498897
Shit!!! Imagine how she is going to affect the way you treat women....after you tire of them.

>>726507228
I wants

>>726506616
>after about 5 minutes, Katie stops.
>blueballed by my sister
>night comes
>older sister passes out
>Katie's friend is out on the balcony talking to her boyfriend
>Katie is lying next to me in bed again
>she turns her ass towards me
>I get hard again
>I pretend to fall asleep and get into a spooning position
>my boner is pressing up against her butt
>Katie pulls her pants down and whispers "do you want to try to stick it in?"
>I'm speechless and just freeze in shock
>Katie says "I'm serious, just try the tip..."
>My hormones tell me "this is a pussy, who cares if it's your sister"
>My head touches her pussy lips and it's soaking wet
>I don't know where to thrust into (virgin)
>finally find a hole
>head is inside her pussy
>I say to myself "whoa, this is very tight and slippery".
>After about 10 seconds, I had to pull out
>end up jizzing inside my boxers
>I look at Katie's face
>bright red and gives me that "look" of lust again
>nothing happened after that

cont????

>>726501200
half an eightskin

>>726503453

Hahahaha you're so pathetic even I'm not as bad as you!

>>726499670
Unbreakable Spank Bank !!!

>>726506411
>>726506549
This was three years after the first one. I had 15 years of you cant do the math.
>I had broke my right arm almost a month ago
>be with aunt
>home alone
>watching tv
>thinking about how long Its been since I last fapped
>seminude woman appears at the screen
>InstantBoner.html
>look at my aunt
>she seems to have noticed it
>I decide: Fuck it.
>"Aunt, could you do me a favor?"
>"Sure"
>"Its been a long time since I masturbated, could you help me?
>aunt is surprised
>"Sure"
>get my pants down
>my boned is obviously visible through my boxers
>she asks me if I'm sure
>I tell her that I am
>she gets my boxers down
>dick is exposed
>she puts her hand around it
stares at me in th eyes as she begins to jerk me offf
>enjoy every single second of it
>I am close to cumming
>look to her face
>she loves it too
>cum all over her face
i moved out of her house three years ago, i miss her

>>726507791
Fake and gay

>>726507843
Happy to be of service.

I was raped and video taped by my babysitters oldest son for two years until I was 6, he'd reward me with playing Mario. The surgery on my anus to repair it really changed me.

>>726507538
Yes, it was a bunch of knock-off power rangers, the ones that can only move their arms and have like a led light on their chest.

They weren't worth the bj.

>>726507791
>Nothing happened after that
>Cont???
Wtf?

My best (female) friend and I were 8/9 years old. She wanted to have 'sex'. I was like, okay whatever. She shows me her pussy.
"Now it's your turn! show me yours." I have a boner at this point, dispite only half sure why.
She chuckles and says, wow it's pretty big.

Next we lay in my parents bed. naked next to each other. She says 'well come over here!'. I say: 'No you come over here'. I take her, and put her on top of me. Penis goes into vagina. What the fuck.
I heard it supposed to feel good, like candy and mcdonalds. It felt weird.
Never talk about it again.

8-12 years I hump things to get an orgasm. Did not know yet it was an orgasm but felt gud. Even did it with my parents in the room, wtf.

12 years old: we get internet. Google 'dragon ball z porn'. Get some good stuff. Life changed forever.

13 years old, sperm comes out. Learn that wanking off is actually not humping things but jacking it while stiff.

Still watch cartoon porn as a 27 year old.

>>726500034
8" cock detail wrecks the ending.
you went 'full retard.

>>726507063
Like what?

Basically I just didn't want to be filmed.
I don't know if I was self conscious about it, or if I was worried someone else I knew would see the film and find out, but I didn't want to be filmed and they didn't try to force me.

I think they just counted on being that once most kids got a taste for nudity and sex they'll just be hooked and want more, and the price tag was the old 8mm movie camera.
I just wasn't willing to take that step.
I don't remember for sure if I was allowed to participate any more with messing around with the girls but I don't think so since I refused filming, but I was allowed to stay in the room off to the side and watch while they kept doing stuff.
Lotta fucking going on.
One thing I was confused about was how a young girl's vagina could feel to tight on my little prepubescent dick, then I'd see that same vag take a great big adult dick.
The marvelous elasticity of the vagina didn't occur to me and I didn't think to ask out loud. I guess I thought I'd look dumb for asking.
I remember the bj vividly but I only remember the sex at all because I remember that thing about how tight her pussy felt around my dick.
It was only many years later when thinking about that tightness and being too afraid to ask about it later, that I started having vague memories of that girl instructing me what to do when we fucked.

>>726508056
i think he meant that night, he did say it was a 5 day trip

>>726507791
Just continue ffs

>>726505999
Well, I'm not straight...

>>726506616
Do it faggot, I expect 1st tier post stuff though

>>726504929
That would just make me harder

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My babysitter used to suck me off when I was 8. She was 35, never got caught, as she was a friend of the family. Used to give me long deep kisses too. Never had a blowjob like that since.

>me 4 yo
>my sister was just born
>i was really jealous because my parents were focused mostly on her, not me
>i was really jealous
>i made up an evil revenge plan
>i purposely shat behind the sofa

>>726508186
Yeah, I realised that possibility right after i posted

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>>726501784

>be me
>14
>been jerking off like a madman for about a year at this point
>go to anime convention with a friend
>I'm only going for the day but my friend's brother got a hotel room so he is staying all weekend
>have fun all day doing weeb shit.
>go to a Vic Migonia (whatever the fuck his name is, played Edward in FMA) panel
>friend and I sit next to a qt 3.14 cosplaying as Yoko Littner and chat her up.
>She's 16 and has, probably b cup titties, but they're bigger than any girl in my class pretty much so they'd might as well be the biggest pair of attainable titties I've ever seen.
>She seems pretty wild. Looking back I think she was probably drunk
>She invites us back up to a hotel party but it's getting pretty late
>I sneak off to call my parents and ask if I can stay in my friend's brothers room and they say yes
>We go to the party (which is a bunch of drunk and nerdy guys drinking and playing wii) and hang out with Yokofor awhile but my friend and I are uncomfortable since we're so young
>We say bye to Yoko and then go back to our room
>Later I get a message from Yoko on Facebook (we friended eachother earlier in the day) saying she left the party too and to come hang out outside of the hotel
>I go alone
>I get there and she is hanging out with some older girls who are smoking. She is drinking from a flask.
>Some drunk party dudes (not the nerds from before, actual like, cool acting/decent looking dudes) come over and start chatting everyone up. They're probably about 19 or 20. Closer in age to the girls smoking cigs.
>one of the dudes is shirtless and pretty buff. It makes me feel a little insecure as I'm skinny and still filling out at this point.

Continue?

>>726496993
Win

>>726508294
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH WTF ANON!?!?!?

>>726506616
Why does it take you forever to type this out? I could have green texted on my phone faster.

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>>726495024
>be 12
>brother leaves for work
>fire up the WebTV to fap to some hentai on the couch
>fapping to B&W Outlaw Star hentai when brother walks back in 15 minutes later
>didnt even have the sound of a key in the door to give me a moment to put my dick away
>"uhhhh, turns out i'm not working today. are you jerking off to cartoons?"
>mfw

>2nd grade
>saw other kids penis when pissing in the urinal next to him
>asked if i could touch it
>i did
>he told me to kiss it
>i did
>then he touched and kissed mine
>then we left

principal found out 2 days later and i was fired

>>726508446
yes

>>726507791
Motherfucker you retarded or something ? I'm sorry, do our clearly noticable need for more story elude you somehow ?

motherfucker, you blind ? You a blind motherfucker ? No ? Then move the fuck on, you can get your feelgood.jpg feel you get of us jacking off to your story later.

>>726505882
Marcus?

>>726508644
Post more

>>726508446
Anon... I think you might be gay.

>>726508523
b/c I'm on adderall and have 20 tabs open

>>726496993
you ruined a good thing for yourself mate

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>>726496993

>be me
>17, insecure as hell. Have micropenis, barely over 3 inches.
>super thin
>almost no balls
>Never had GF precisely because of this.
> dicking around at night with 4 friends
>light drinking, normal HS shit
>2 other girls and 2 other guys in our group
>one girl brings friend from other school
>all the girls are perfect
>playing truth or dare
>had been light shit up until then(how many guys have you sucked off, chug this beer as fast as possible)
>girl from other school asks me truth or dare
>DARE
>she smiles
>"Ok anon. Show us your dick"
>go completely cold
>its under an inch soft
>catch 22: if I show they'll know I have a small dick and these 9 and 10/10 girls will laugh their asses off
>if I don't "it must be so small"
>about to scream
>drunk
>fuck it
>"uh ok"
>pull down my pants and they see it
>girls immediately start laughing
>run out and drive home
>feel super ashamed
>get made fun of by them occasionally for my size
26 now. Still a virgin, probably will be. This ruined my self confidence

>>726500322

Some people don't clean their teeth either.Let's take children's teeth out then, it will help keep their mouths clean.

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>>726507896
Kek i want a aunt like this now

>>726507228
>>726507593
>>726507781
Alright. This was about a year after the first story
>Just beginning to find out what porn and sex is
>Share room with younger cousin
>I snoop around her panty drawer
>Find some sexy looking stuff (or atleast what I though was when I was 13)
>She catches me as they wondered where I was
>"Anon what are you doing?"
>I freeze
>She closes the door
>"Remember from last year anon?"
>I nod as that's what I was thinking about
>She pulls down my shorts
>"Want me to do it again?"
>I nod like crazy as she already was jerking me off
>FeelsReallyGoodMan.mp5
>She let me squeeze her tits but didn't get naked
>I have a dry orgasm
>She frowns as she realizes that was is
>Was the first of many women I will disappoint sexually
She's now a total slut with 2 kids after like 2 years after high school

Where the fuck did you live? The south?

>>726509031
6.6 inches reporting here:
Its not that bad!

>>726496170
>discover on the internets I need to pull back foreskin to clean it

Your parents are retarded.

me and little brother used to bathe together when i was around 5 and he was around 3 and we would spread each other's asshole and pour water it them

how's that for a faggot

>>726505999
Trips of truth

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>>726505494
/b was it good?

>>726508002
There's a valuable lesson to be learned here. Negotiate before getting fucked in the ass.

> be 15
> live next to trashy neighbor
> trashy neighbor gets drunk and storms into our house
> going from room to room, being a drunk bitch
> barges in while i'm in the shower
> i, naturally startled just stood there
> she reaches out and just gropes me
> holds it for a good 15 seconds, and gives it a short stroke
> goes out, before encountering my parents and being kicked out

>>726509288
>ideal cock size

fuck you. Having 5.5 like me is bad enough, microbenisanon is it a terrible situation

>>726509411
Damn good

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Since I was 7 up until I was 16, I used to be intimate with my female cousin, who was 3 years older than me. I used to spend summer holidays in her family's house, where most of the stuff happened.

>started as the typical "playing doctors", pulling down pants and just looking
>as she gradually entered the puberty, the games started being more sexual - mutual touching on genitals, kissing, later kissing on genitals, nothing that would classify as oral though
> when I was 11 and she was 14, she suggested trying sex
>I already knew something about it and I was curious, so I agreed, although I wasn't sure what exactly to do.
>arranged to do it in the night, when the rest of the house would be asleep
>6 kids sleeping in one bedroom
>we waited until around midnight, my short child dick was diamonds all the time
>snuck out the house into a bower
>we got naked, it was a warm summer night
>I laid down, she goes for the cowgirl position
>actually got my dick inside her, just about one inch though
>on one hand, it all felt incredibly erotic and adveturous, on other hand, I didn't really feel much stimulation on my dick
>we rode like this for about 10 minutes until we heard some sound from the garden, freaked out, snuck back inside the house and went to sleep
>next day, I was feeling panicked - I was afraid that she will get pregnant, that someone might have seen us, etc
>neither of that happened, since then, we used to do similar stuff on summer holidays when we were together.
>had first "real" sex with her when I was 13
>we stopped when she was 19 because she found a boyfriend (she later married him, they have 2 children now)
>I wasn't even mad, had my first GF 2 months after that
>we still have pretty nice relationship, I regularly fap to the memories.

pic related, two of my cousins, it's the one on the right. She is 16 here.

>>726501910
That's not a sexual experience, that's just you being a fuckin weirdo.

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>>726509569
>6.6"
>ideal cock size

>>726509746
You probably look like the bitch on the left

>>726509569
5.2 checking in, would kill for that extra 0.3

>>726508446
>So shirtless dude and his buddies are drinking 40s
>One of the guys is drinking something clear out of a water bottle though. Getting really tipsy
>I politely accept when Yoko offers me to have a few hits from her flask. I had never had a drink before but I fought back the disgust
>We have about 10-15 people all sitting in a circle outside at this point when shirtless dude suggests that we play truth or dare
>I sit in between Yoko and Water Bottle guy. To this day, I consider this one of the best decisions I've ever made.
>About 5 or 6 truth or dares in, Water Bottle guy doesn't look so hot. He's basically passed out. I would find out later that this was because he was an amateur and drinking straight rum
>I make the second best decision of my life and just take his bottle and start sipping on it myself. It's coconut rum so it goes down a bit easier than the stuff in Yoko's flask.
>One of the party dudes dares one of the smoker girls to give him a lap dance. Things have officially gotten crunk at this point. Lap dance girl, by the way, is Yoko's older cousin, which is why we're hanging out with them. She was at the party earlier too, but I guess ditched later once her friends showed up at the hotel to hang out.
>Anyway, lap dance girl finishes her lap dance and then gets the truth or dare action. She picks me.
>I pick dare
>She dares me to kiss Yoko.
>Funny thing is that I've been in this situation before. Truth or dare with mixed boys and girls, dared to kiss someone. That time I chickened out though.
>Riding the strength of the coconut rum though, I go for it.
>I do a pretty good job if I do say so myself. Not a full on french kiss or anything but some decent open mouth kissing. I put my hand on her hip which I remember thinking was pretty pimp
>It elicited cheers from some party dudes and some "oooohs" from the smoker girls so I guess we did something right.
to be continued

>>726495820
tits or gtfo

>>726509300
I did the same thing. I learned it somewhere on the internet when I was 15. My parents never taught me.
In fact my parents never even mentionen sex, girls or anything like that.

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>>726509569
Fuck me ?

Sure, ive had no complaints in the size compartment. Besides, its not the size that matters, but how you use it.

And that, anon, is the bloody well truth.

>>726508179
What part of this fucked up world did these ghoulish people live?

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>>726509666
Fuck man you got trips 666.

When we was younger me and my brothers and sisters fucked. Now our kids do.

>>726497676
>>726498897
>>726506464
Bitch mom

>>726502095
>>726502201
>>726502411
>>726502725
>>726502916
>>726503117
>>726503259
>>726503453
Real/great story

>>726502992
Fucking kek

>>726503180
KEK

>>726508294
Gold nugget

> P-dog

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>>726509150
>was the first of many women I would disappoint sexually

I know that feel bro

>>726509746
>>726510013
>You probably look like the bitch on the left
I fucking bursted laughing!

When I was like 3 or 4 me and my (who's now super hot and slutty) neighbor had something called "the stinky game" where we'd take off each others clothes and sniff and lick everywhere. Really weird thinking back on. One time we were just getting started at her house and her older brother opened the door but he just looked in quick to check up on us, so to this day I don't know if he saw my bare ass out. Neither of us have brought this up to each other or anyone else since then.

Closest I've been to being caught masturbating was like 6th grade when I was jerking at the computer while the family was out and they came home. Our computer is right down our entrance hallway off to the side. I quickly shut the site and laptop and moved away but they had heard the commotion. My brother erased the history shortly after and told me to thank him

>>726510224
How many doofy pics u got ?

>>726508644

>i was fired

>>726510055
>Besides, its not the size that matters, but how you use it.

Anon in question has 3 (THREE) inches. even if he could effectively pleasure a girl with that, I seriously doubt many girls would give him the opportunity

>be me
>5 or 6
>sister is 4 years older than me
>tries to fuck up my balls as much as possible
>she got way off on seeing me in pain
>she was just finding out about sex/hormones
>we'd sit at dinner and she'd sneak her hand in my crotch and squeeze my balls as hard as possible
>says if I tell she'll rip them off
>be sleeping one night
>she sneaks in
>hits me and I wake up
>flip my shit
>grab my flimsy lamp by my bed
>hit her on the arm and break it
>scream and run away
>shes on the floor yelling
>parents hear
>I tell them everything
>they believe me this one time
>we're all up all night
>my sister recovered from my flimsy attack
>first thing dad does when he sees her after I tell my story is backhand her
>her dad say to mom she'll have to get the belt tonight
>go to bed satisfied
Not really sexual for me, but I think she got way off to it

>>726509031

- P-dog?

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>>726509150
>>726510305
6.6in reporting here... again...

How the fuck do you manage to dissapoint women ?

Are you retarded ?

Google has tons of them.

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First exp
>be 11, with 9yo sister
>fool around, flash each other as part of game
>just clumsily playing around with each others' genitals
>we take photos of each other
>dad catches us and fucking panics
>sent to our rooms, I assume he burnt the film
(LOLOLO digital existed already, it just hadn't completely overtaken film yet. Kiosks where you could get prints from your digital camera were just starting to pop up)
>gives us lengthy lectures
>I was too terrified to understand fuck all about what he was talking about
>deeply awkward
>avoid any remotely sexual situation for 8 years

First actual intercourse
>moving away for uni in a new city with a friend of mine
>hs gf comes with
>we had been talking about it a lot and it had been building up
>all of us go to a party together
>get wasted
>some random chick from the party writes her number on my arm in sharpie
>gf jealous
>we get back to my friend's res
>we're both sleeping on the floor
>just start groping each other while he's sleeping
>awkardly shove my hand down the front of her pajama pants
>she's grabbing my dick
>both just making out hard while trying to be as quiet as we can
>drunkenly stripping, get on top
>fuck in a really weird, slow, awkward way
>we're still aroused as fuck because of the novelty and the fact that my buddy's right there

First gay exp
>hang out w dude I've been friends with for a while
>watching star trek
>sitting close to each other
>he puts his hand in my lap
>alright let's go for it
>put my hand in his lap
>move it back up his thigh, can feel he's hard as fuck
>grab his dick through his pants
>we fuck each other's mouths without even really getting undressed

For a period after puberty I was just visiting /r9k/ and truly believing I was doomed to being a fucking incel NEET for the rest of my life. Thank fuck that wasn't the case, I fucking love fucking. Only had a handful of partners (dudes and chicks) but currently in a long term relationship and loving it.

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I've got a good one
>be me
>12 years old
>had a computer since my birth, rich parents had computers since day one
>didn't realize giving a child a computer is a bad idea
>became a porn addict at age 9
>learns to jerk off at age 10
>to this day I can't stop
>years of jerking off to normie porn, eventually get bored, move to bigger, better things.
>back to age 12, jerking off to wild shit. futa furries, hairy ripped shemales, gay bear sex, i shit you not.
>since parents have money, relatives would always move in
>uncle moves into room next to mine
>rooms are connected, door in my room leads to his
>one night i think hes out, gets on desktop in my room and pulls up some futa furry rule 34
>beating the fuck outta my dick
>hears door behind me open
>ohshitohfuckohshitohfuck.jpg
>large 250 pound 6'5 uncle walks out, sees what im looking at
>sees my 12 year old cock out, stares at me dead in the eyes
>walks back into his room, doesnt speak to me for the next few days
>moves out a week later
havent seen him since

>>726510567
6.6 here.

ive spoken with several women, and most of them have tried the "little cute ones", and have no problems with it. Only thing is that they cant really... thrust, as good..

>>726495024
>Be me 6 years old
>girl asks want to be my bf. Sure
>after school go to my place
>lock door
>we lay on my couch making out
>can taste her strawberry lipstick
>later we stand infron of eachother
>she: i show it if you do
>me : sure
>we get naked
>lay on top of each other
>get boner
>she touches it
>feels good!
>i touch her vagina
>next day I break up

>>726510711
It's just a goof really, I'd have to get women before I could ever disappoint them

Used to fap to my mum and sis when i could hear them getting fucked or masturbating. Got caught by both of them a few times

>>726508446
>Vic Migonia
What a fucking hack.
Always expects everyone to know who he is and act all surprised when they see him.

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>be me
>19
>virgin
>the end

Tfw when no sex

>>726510912
Well you're obviously missing a huge screw if you manage to dissapoint them after you've conviced them to lay with you.. Even with the smallish package.

>>726510624
How is your relationship today?

>>726510872
>Only thing is that they cant really... thrust, as good..
correct me if I'm wrong but other than foreplay isn't thrusting the entire point of sex

>>726510031
>So Yoko and I are standing around kind of playing grabass with each other. Both pretty tipsy at this point.
>She grabs my and and whispers (let's go inside)
>So we go inside the hotel
>A bunch of people are lining up for the anime rave at this point.
>She leads me into the emergency exit staircase.
>We start fooling around a bit in the staircase and we find a little crevice underneath the first flight of stairs on the ground level
>Picture kind of like where Harry Potter slept when he lived with the Dursleys.
>In roughly the following order I,
>French kiss for the first time
>See titties for the first time
>Touch titties for the first time
>Get a hand job
>She was rubbing my cock over my jeans at first and eventually I struggle enough with my belt to get them pulled down so she can start jerking it proper.
>I'm drunk and a bit desensitized so I'm afraid I won't cum.
>but then she hits the spot and really starts working it
>I blow the biggest load I've yet blown in my young life all over her titties, face, and my stomach
>We're a mess
>We determine that we need to get cleaned up and in our drunken state, we decide that jumping into the ornamental fountain in the courtyard is the most inconspicuous way
>So we do so, rolling around, laughing, (and secretly washing off cum)
>Eventually lapdance girl comes and figures we've had enough fun and collects Yoko and leaves
>I had to wring out my clothes and wander around until I sobered up before going back to my friend's brother's room

To this day I regret not sticking my dick in her mouth. I only ever talked to her one other time. Facebooking her when I was in college and drunk.

Still a pretty good experience though. I would continue going to anime conventions for many years after that. My friends and I kind of became the next generation of anime party bros.

>>726500985
>mfw you probably got cut
>you dont even know your loss

>>726495717
Blackmailed aunt into sucking my dick. Lifted her nudes and chat logs from her pc. Light bdsm and chatting with inmates/undesirables. Her password was marmelade and she swallowed. 16 at the time so legal.

>>726510982
Stop stealing my life story

>>726511197
Well yes but, i mean.. with a silly willy, there is a limit how far in you can actually penetrate... it would be like a small sossage willying a donut, only touching the rims..

>>726508644
top gig and checked

>>726496993
10/10

>>726502992
are you a jew living in switzerland?
because if the answer is yes we probably did shit together

>>726511330
hello, I am 23 and still virgin!

>>726500256
what bothers me is the pic looks exactly like my ex and i'm very confused

>>726508644
Ty for the laugh anonymoose

>>726511137
I haven't talked to her in 3 years (24 now). She ended up being an absolute disappointment and dropped out of college. It's not so much this experience and more so that she's a huge narcissist and is impossible to care for. She got married at the end of last year to a military guy but I didn't go, and my parents didn't even get upset at me for missing it.
TLDR she's a non-element of my life

>>726510855
Very similar circumstances led to me becoming a porn addict too. I've tried relationships but it's just not fulfilling to me.

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>>726497618
>Your dick is batman