alright, /b/. What are your fetishes? I don't wanna hear

I like it when attractive men flirt with me, gets my social anxiety flowing like a mother fuck

I'm into breathplay

>>726491254
Same

Me and my old friends from high school get together once a year, and we drop a bunch of acid and once we're all pretty out of it we listen to 80's music. And get naked and squish around on each other like a bunch of socks in the dryer. For the record there's no penetration (besides the occasional blow jibber) it's more so about feeling akin to skin contact in places that don't generally experience that

I can't get off unless I'm thinking about cuddling with my sister. But I can't imagine doing anything sexual with her.

I like tying my dick to a door knob and open and close the door repeatedly using only the movements of my hips

I participate in furry orgies

>>726490897
>when traps are no longer weird
good times

>>726491835
I think about cuddling you ass to ass

Used to ask my ex to squat over my face and let me tongue her ass, hinted over time that I liked scat and one time I tongued her ass and got a massive log, blew my load instantly

>>726490897
i am into nipple fucking and tentacle rape( average ig)
also, abnormally large feet

>>726492109
Traps are 90% of my spank bank

I jerk off to my dreams and aspirations

>>726490897
most of my porn is of vore. Anal vore, cock vore, you name it.

>>726490897
I really like fart porn.
But i can't tell if it's the farts or the ass.
Maybe i just like eating girl's asses out.
Still weird.

>>726492156
I'm down, but I really prefer to spoon.

>>726490897
women dressed like wendy from wendy's restaurants

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Feet - especially fondling/groping/playing -- especially especially during sex when she's on her back and she can't do anything about it.

That and vore.

>>726492109
Traps aren't weird, they're just disgusting faggots with a mental disorder. :^)

Lesbian ass eating

>>726492820
Is tickling included?

>>726490897
farting/pooping/pissing

the only real weird fetish

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>>726492820
I keep hearing this "mental disorder" response. Can anyone tell me more about this disorder and what causes it?

>>726492405
>cock. fucking. vore.
>cock vore
>motherfucking cock... vore
>cock motherfucking vore
>cock vore, goddammit
>cock. vore.
>cock vore

>>726493339
kys

>>726493541
Gender dysphoria, body dysmorphia, or some shit like that. No one knows what causes trap-ism, but given the very high percentage of post-op traps who kill themselves anyway, sex reassignment is probably not the best treatment option.

>>726493541
Gender Dysphoria is in the DSM5 but being Transgender isn't. The only effect method for helping gender dysphoria has been proven to be transitioning.

/pol/ will say that they're mentally ill and should get help, when you tell them that the help you sought said maybe transitioning isn't that big of a deal, they tell you it's the jews and you should just man up or kill yourself.

>>726490897
walls

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>>726493808
Any walls? I mean a good brick wall will get me going for sure, but what about plasterboard walls?

>>726493808
Any walls? I mean a good brick wall will get me going for sure, but what about plasterboard walls??

>>726493712
>very high percentage of post-op traps who kill themselves anyway

I see a lot of people throw this out there, too. Can anyone really not think of a reason why one of our most belittled, hunted down, and harassed minorities commit suicide at a higher rate?

>>726490897
I have a recurring fantasy about some mind controller visiting my house and hypnotizing my sister and I to make passionate love to each other. It starts off tame with kissing, then oral, then penetration, then anal. It then starts to escalate with urination on each other, analingus, scat, her wearing a strap-on and fucking me.

Also a scenario where he turns my mother into a diaper wearing toddler, my sister and I into teenage slutty sisters, and my brother as our mother. He then places himself as the father.

>>726494149
Well it's not like they aren't sought after, I mean it's a niche for sure but they're more then welcome on /b/ and pretty much invited here as an avenue to express their femininity

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>>726493652

>>>7287207
cry more nigger this is me

Blue waffles

>>726491656
That sounds amazing

>>726490897
i like to be tied down and drink my gfs piss

>>726491656
That's called Ukrainian twister

>>726494607
Purple pancakes

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>>726493229
But of course!

>>726494367
Doctor Mind?

>>726495819
I'm not too much into feet, but tickling has been my fetish ever since I was a kid. How much are you into it?

I like girls in black tights.

Also girls doing disgusting stuff for cash.

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This one's my weirdest

Slidding

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>>726490897
Feet FTW

>>726494367
Chuck, is that you? I never knew you felt like that. If this is you, respond back with my nickname you call me. I can't do anything about the mind controller but we can roleplay.

>>726498182
Sperrys with no socks?! I bet they smell lol

>>726493774
i agree with pol on this one

>>726498182
i've been wondering for a while, what makes feet attractive?
what distinguishes ugly feet from pretty ones? or are all feet interesting?

>>726498337
Margo? I didn't know you got on /b/. Shit lets meet up tonight at my place.

>>726498877
It's about curves mate

>>726498877
Good question! Honestly, I think it's just one of those fetishes where if you don't have it, you just will never be able to understand it.

I mean, everyone knows what ugly feet look like more or less. But understandably it's hard for people without foot fetishes to discern what "attractive" feet are just because they don't really give much thought to feet outside of whether or not they are ugly. Does that make sense?

I want a women to hypnotize me and make me her girly slut.

I Fuck myself in the ass with a chisel.. I actually like it

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>>726490897
Incest, feet/footjobs, furry, loli, guro (more blood the better), traps and futa with a combination of the previous, vore with guro, bbw Incest and creampie (mostly mother/son or brother/sister), and finally some bondage tentacle loli futa. Im one sick fuck. Swear to fuck im actually into all this shit and have found plenty, as well as more than enough crossovers.

>>726490897

my deepest fetish is to cum inside 30+ yo good looking ladies, no matter what.
fuck yes i want to impregnate ya bitch.

i guess this is not a fetish, just instinct

I wanna get pegged by my wife. It'll never happen, though.

>>726499466
Sounds hot. I'd like something similar but I want a group to take me in and train me through mind control and supplements to turn me into the perfect girly slut. Then they would either sell me to an owner or pimp me out in glory holes.

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Nylons, fur, feet in general ;)

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