How do I fuck my wife's best friend who is currently baby

>>726474282
That is a fantastic cock, any more webms? Or a source?

>>726474282
I also have her number. Should I text her something?

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>>726474282

>>726474282
>>726474516
You're going to ruin your relationship and break your family, faggot.

>>726474492
I don't have sauce, but have more webms if you can help me out with my deliema of wanting to fuck my wife's best friend

How did you pick up your wife op?
>talk to her
>fuck on the child's bed
If you don't kno how to talk to girls take mdma

>>726474492
asks for cheating advice, gets dick questions.
/b/

>>726474584
Get the fuck out white knight

>>726474492
sauce: "HD - FANTASYHD TEEN EMILY GREY FUCKS WITH BLACK THIGH HIGHS"

>>726474617
dropping some md into her drink is always an option, enjoy ur best sex ever

Don't commit to a monogamous relationship

Flirt with her, hint subtly that you're interested but don't let your wife catch you.

>>726474282
Just fuck your kid instead.

>>726474808
Even through txt? Or only in person? Texts can be easily saved or kept to be caught

>>726474778
Thank you very much

>>726474677
What would you do if your wife fucks your best friend?

>>726474794
Md?

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>>726474677
>wanting to protect the sanctity of marriage
>white knight

Gtfo, knave.

>>726475012
any time

>>726475137
I second Thee

>>726475014
Would give me a reason to leave her. I hate my relationship with her.
Kid was unplanned. Just doing my share of supporting him. I don't care about her.

>>726474282
>How do I fuck my wife's best friend
with your penis.
>How can I hint that I'm interested in her?
show her your penis.

>>726475025
mda/mdma

Just rape the bitch. Squirt in all of her holes. Get it out of your system. Ideally you'll have bound and gagged your wife so she can watch the proceedings.

>>726475270
kek

>>726475224
Why are you still with her then?

>>726475137
Minus the fact that not all marriage is wanted. Kids happen accidentally. Cheaper just to deal with her than deal with child support

>>726474282
Sauce?

>>726475444
>>726475480
Cheaper to deal with her than child support

>>726475480
Not all value can be measured monetarily.

>>726474282
Send a nice long text about how you'd love to fuck her as she's in your house with the wife away. Don't say names and keep the excuse "Sorry, that was meant for my wife." ready.

>>726475224
God damn I am in this position... 15 more years till I can leave...

>>726474282
Don't do it.

If she was interested, you'd know.

Don't be that rapey asshole.

>>726475702
This is a bad idea... and you're retarded

>>726475777
I feel you.. mines 4 months.. I got a long time to go

>>726474516
Don't put anything incriminating in writing. Will bite you in the ass. Spoken word only

>>726475875
>>726475777
God damn you guys. Does you wife have a vice? Smoking weed or drinking? Gotta leave em and make them seem unfit then get custody.

>>726475878
This, stick to this always, word against word is meaningless and you can always get away with it

>>726475878
Ok so I had the right idea for that then. Just in person.

We are all going to a beach party too. Thinking of how me and her can get alone and see if she's into me. That's in a few months.

>>726475875
I don't fight with her but I hate her guts so much... I'm staying for my son BC I don't want to share my time with him and i have to make sure he isn't getting fuckin fast food everyday BC bitch can't cook... I may not wait the full 15 years

>>726475988
Good luck doing that in the US of A. Even if the mom is a drunk weed addict, she's almost certain to be seen as more fit to take care of a child than a man. Only way would be to have damning evidence that she's done something REALLY bad, then he *might* get custody.

>>726476126
Dang man. Good to see I'm not the only one I this boat. But sorry to hear as well.
Good luck to you.
Have you cheated on her at all?

>>726475988
Sadly no, mine is a straight arrow but a total cunt... she's all sweet and shit to people's faces but tears them down behind their backs.... she makes a lot of money too so I can't say she's a total loser... but yeah she's a miserable cunt but I can't leave BC I love my son so much and I don't want to only have him on weekends

Why is nobody comenting on the op video and its source? Is this were the autismo leads?

>>726474282

See if your wife is interested in a 3way.

>>726476426
How fucking retarded are you? Please tell me you got at least a "C" on your IQ test.

>>726476426
Read the thread you shit head. Sauce was posted.

>>726476228
Oh yeah, I have two fuck buddies and working on a third... they know my situation and we make fun of my cunt wife while I fuck them on her side of the bed... the two girls I fuck don't know about each other though haha...

>>726476313
Does she have stable income? Any mental health issue? Even depression?

>>726476471
She was one time. Actually. But she'd get jealous and I would never hear the end of it. She says they would love my dick too much.

>>726476575
Yes, she's super professional and has a great job... no depression, just a total cunt and awful miserable person

>>726476187
Its possible. Gotta get a good lawyer and plan it out before you leave her.

>>726475875
No wonder your not attracted to her anymore

>>726476642
Tell her that there is no reason to get jealous if she stops thinking of you as a possession.

She should just be happy that you're having fun. She can too!

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Just tell her you want to fuck her

>>726476571
Please enlighten me on how you do it.

>>726474282
it's a TRAP! Your wife asked her friend to temp you to see if you'll fall for the bait. NEVER fuck someone that your wife knows or is a friend of a friend. Disaster waiting to happen noob.

And people think women are the problem. Appreciate your wife or get rid of her. Its not hard to do... Dont get married if you wanna fuck other girls. Common sense!

>>726476661
When she starts talking shit behind ppls back she was very nice to. Subtlety and at first jokingly suggest she is bipolar/multiple personality disorder. Then every few months do it again. Make a couple suggestions about her seeing someone to get it checked just to make sure after a year or two.
Plant the seed of doubt it'll take time but that's all you have is time.
Even visits for mental health can be used against her. Her screaming at you she isn't crazy is just more ammo for you to use.

>>726476884
Just talk via text for a long time and sometimes drop in the fact that you and your wife fight sometimes and all that and then turn your attention to how you wish your wife was like her... compare and contrast them and have the other girl win... then ask for nudes and such and go from there

>>726477099
Wow, hmmm.... now I'm thinking... keep suggesting more shit

Sausage. https://fantasyhd.com/video/teen-thigh-gap

>>726474282
Just show up naked. Works 3 out of 4 times

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Two words: Plausible deniability.

The two of you need to get very drunk together, alone, just the two of you. Then, if you hit on her and she rejects you and tells your wife, you can just say that you were verydrunk. Same goes for her. If she says yes and then the two of you get caught, she can say, "we were drunk".

Having a way for her to protect her reputation if things go south is a crucial part of making a move on a wife's friend.
Girls are naturally competitive and fuck each other's men all the fucking time. Preselection by other women is a HUGE part of game in the pickup artist community and you being married and having a kid is arousing to your wife's friend, I guarantee it.

The thought of a rival woman stealing her man is what makes a woman horny. But conversely, the thought of stealing a man from a rival woman is also very arousing. Girls who are best friends always have this sibling rivalry when it comes to seducing men.

Women just aren't wired to be loyal.

>>726477717
so close

>>726475480
>Kids happen accidentally so why be responsible for your pursuit of bustin a nut?
Nigger detected

>>726477298
Since she seems to have her life together and no vices. Your only options are the crazy route or proving her an unfit mother which would be extremely hard. Other hard option is getting her to cheat and catching her.

Crazy route is best if you can get it to stick. Also if you do end up fucking her friend. You could manipulate her into thinking she is crazy too or just having her lie and testify that your wife is crazy.

One visit to a psychologist no matter what the doc says instantly makes your job easier.

>>726477888
Huh? That anon didn't say anything like that. You need to learn how to read.

>>726477717
This turns me into diamonds imagining the sex me and her best friend would have.

Married for ten years and cheating game has gotten way better.

Make a fake facebook profile, with fake name, jobetc. Get on Tinder. Sort by 18-21. Cum buckets in little girls.

>>726478032
>imagine fucking her standing doggy style with her hands on the stove in the kitchen while your wife is grocery shopping and she is wearing your wife's lingerie

Op here. I was texting her and giving her encouragement on watching my son. She told me thanks. Thinking about checking in asking her how its going. Any advice on how i should word this?

>>726478231
Hell yes. I want this so bad.

>>726478300
Hmm. Dubs trying to tell me I get to fuck my wife's bf?

>>726474584
What difference does it make?
He's already a nigger.

>>726477952
How could I use catching her cheating to win custody?

>>726478032
>>726478300

>imagine her laying under your bed waiting for your wife to go to sleep so that she can suck your dick in your bed right next to your sleeping wife

>>726478215

Hot 18yos wont fuck someone in their 30s if there are other 18-25yo guys hotter than you, fag.

>>726478419
>>726477888
If I was a nigger. I would of left her behind with the kid. And let him grow up without a father.

>>726478476
works for me. i look 22 though, have profile at 24. Am 33

>>726478442
You can't. Cheating has no bearing what so ever upon divorce proceedings or child custody.

Anyone saying otherwise is a child who still believes the world is fair.

>>726478243
"Accidentally" send her a pic you "meant to send to the wife" and her reaction should give you an idea of what she thinks

>>726475329
Where to get though?

>>726478466
Dubs is speaking to me!
Plz dubs. Bless me to have sex with her and not be caught and have her addicted to me

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>>726474282
the only thing that can solve this is a game of truth or dare with your wife, her gf, and tequila

You have to have balls to pull it off. You are risking getting fucked up and you need to accept that, then go for it. Ask her to help you out with something, offer a drink, just give it a shot.

>>726478566
thats a bold move cotton

>>726474282
divorce your wife and ask her to fuck. Whats wrong with you?

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>>726474282
Nigga you is married and you asking for tips on how to approach a girl you already know like what the fuck.

>>726476126
Murder is an option. There are many ways to make it look like an accident. Do it now while the child is too young to remember her.

>>726478566
Dubs speaking again. Accidental dick pic?

>>726478566
no. don't send a pic. text a link to a porn video of a girl screaming her brains out because she's getting fucked really, really hard then immediately send a followup text "I'm trying to fuck for two hours tonight."

When she replies, apologize and say you sent it to her by mistake.

>>726474282
You don't.

>>726477717
>advice and posts a woman who says she was coerced into swinging by her senator husband

>>726474282
Similar situation going on here OP

Wife's best friend comes over regularly, she and I are very good friends as well. We hang out and drink together often

One day while friend was over my wife left the room and came back in half a panic, saying she got the weirdest feeling she was going to come back and find us making out. It's become a running joke between the three of us that she and I are totally fucking every time wife isn't there. Wife has said we probably could be and because of the running joke she wouldn't even notice, and probably wouldn't care.

Both wife and best friend are hot but this feels like a trap.

>>726478624
>imagine her using your wife's vibrator in her pussy while you fuck her in the ass doggy style and then putting it back where it was without cleaning it

>>726476901
This. It's probably a trap so your wife can get custody. She's already plotting to separate you from your child. Poison the bitch with a small bit of methanol in her drinks.

>>726477218
>text
Nope.
Spoken word only. That way it's your word against hers when this goes South. If she can't prove anything, it can't be held against you in a court of law.

>>726478878
Wow nice fantasy. Did it take long to engineer?

Don't do it and fuck up your relationship with your wife and kid, you'll regret it once she finds out, think about your fucking KID.

>>726478751
Something in that area, what would be a perfectly good excuse would be talk about it with your wife like "want to see what your missing out on?" And then send the dick pic to the other girl... this way it can be passed off as a total screw up and you're in the clear if she doesn't want to fuck you, "whoops! That was meant for the wife!" After she replies if she's mad, and it can also be explained away in case she tells your wife... "well it was meant for you"

Hopefully the other girl likes the dick pic and wants to fuck

>>726474584
He's already married so he did that already

Op, this is a easy question. All you have to do is start talking to her and tell her that you enjoy seeing new things and having new adventures. When she asked you what you mean, just look her up and down shrug your shoulders and say anything that's new. That way if it's ever brought up to you by your wife you can say that's not at all what I was talking about

>>726479008
You have a good point

>>726479024
Funny how everyone who is single is saying why to not cheat.
But everyone in the same position is fucking their wife's friends.

I need more stories and advice from the fellas fucking their wife's friends

>>726475444
Nigger he just told you
>but why male models

>>726478507
There's still time for all of this to happen.
You'll come to your senses eventually.

>>726479225
I'm not fuckin her friends, I'm fucking two girls I knew from HS who are miserable in their marriages haha

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>>726478843
I hate the way our society protects women. The whole thing is framed like she was dragged to these sex clubs against her will, but I ain't buying it.

If she wasn't into it, there would have been one and only one sex club. She wouldn't have gone to another one. Her continuing to go to additional clubs makes it clear that she wasn't unwilling. But we live in a nation of white knights who protect damsels damseling and we have to make certain that everyone believes she's a nun who was forced at gunpoint to enjoy a kinky party.

Get her drunk again.
Either way she will figure out you want to fuck her by herself and throw herself at you.

>>726479225
Its not nearly that open-and-closed. Many friends of mine who are in long term relationships find my cheating despicable. It's really a personal thing.

>>726479114
This sounds pretty good.
Had thought about also walking into the bathroom naked while she is in the during our beach trip if I can find a time to do so early in the morning or late night with a stiff dick

>>726479450
That's why I would never let any of my friends know. The only friends that I have that know what I do are ones that are doing the same thing

>>726478741
Bad advice

>>726479225
OK, well, I'm divorced. Never cheated but had opportunities to and sincerely regret not doing it.

So here is what I think.

1. You need to read everything >>726477717 said very carefully.

2. Women will send weird signals. Yes, they often toy with the idea of fucking their friend's dudes but they are also crazy, so one minute they could be keen on the idea and then if you go for it, they could pussy out and then turn the shit around on you if the stakes are high.

So ya gotta be careful. Put NOTHING in writing. Wait for your moment of intimacy and the chance is there to consummate, then go for it. Liquor surely helps. You also might need to feign passion if they've convinced themselves that they'll do it because you're "in love" - this is just a lie they tell themselves to rationalize and you may or may not want to even indulge them at this point because those types are always more difficult to extricate yourself from than the "this is dirty and wrong and that's why it's awesome" type.

It's complicated. Not always easy.

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>>726477717
>>726478843
>>726479425
Wait, what?? 7 of 9 went to sex clubs with husband?

>>726479599
I have never met a girl that likes random dick pics sent to them

>>726479599
Dubs bruh, send that dick pic and post screenshots

Search for a excuse to go away with her without chances of be seen. 2 years ago me and my wife went on vacations with my friend and her wife, i had to do some groceries but supermarket was far from the hut we were renting so i grab the car keys. suddenly my friend wife saw me and said that she needed some groceries too. so she went with me.
when we was on the road i could feel a heavy sexual tension, we werent speaking at all and i noticed she was nervous, when she suddenly said stop. and i stopped the car feeling what was going to happen. without saying a word she leaned towards me unzipped my jeans and she gave me a wonderful sloppy blowjob. i came fast, it was impossible to hold and she swallow all and left my cock clean with her mouth. she looked at me and said " this never happened" to this day we still go on vacations but we never did anything else. sorry for my enlish

70% of marriages end in divorce.

Why not cheat if presented with the opportunity? You're going to end up divorced anyways and you might get away with it for years. I had two side girls during my marriage. Having three different pussies to put my dick in every week was fucking awesome. Wife never found out about them. She divorced me because she fell in love with a guy from her office.

To this day, she feels guilty and thinks that she was the bad one.

>>726477717

So much this.

>>726474282
Jokingly tell your wife that you would love to do a 3some with her and her hot friend.
>Hey how about it we invite your hot friend to dinner as thanks and then drink until we fall.
>wife: ha.
>and a threesome after that would be just perfect *laugh*
>wif: yeah right you perv
>aw cmon we're all grown up it would be amazing
>wife: hmHmmm.
>haha *big haha*

>>726474282
funny enough, i have just recently fucked my wife's best friend. it was fantastic and well worth the risk. she was doing the same exact thing to me; touching me whenever she had the chance, brushing up against me, boobs on the back of my arm when she was near me, sitting close when we were in the same room, etc.

at first i was like, WTF? is this normal? so i pushed it a little bit. she was sitting on the couch next to me with my wife on the other side watching a movie, and i felt her move close to me so our thighs were touching, but not our upper bodies, i just said "fuck it" and scooted closer in to her so we were pressing tight against each other just to see what she'd do. she just sat there still. she was wearing super tight leggings and i was just wearing shorts and i could literally feel her heart beat against my leg, there was no room for misinterpretation

since she didn't move i figured, what the hell and slid my had down to her thigh, this i figured would be so obvious that if she didn't want it, she'd tell me, i got my hand to her thigh and she didn't move, in fact she pressed into me a bit tighter, the room was dark since we were watching a movie (suicide squad) and thankfully my wife was totally into it so she had her eyes on the tv and not us, her bf and i were watching the tv too actually, we'd not even looked at each other through all of this

so i had my hand on her thigh and she'd scooted in a tight to me so i pushed further, i started moving my hand on her thigh. from this she started to move against me in rhythm with my hand, i knew i had it now

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>>726478387
>I get to fuck my wife's bf?
>bf?

uummmm, Freudian slip?

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Just tell your wife that you want a double blowjob. Don't stop asking.

Just say that it has been a lifelong dream to have two girls suck your dick at the same time and eventually, she'll start thinking about it. Her best friend would be the logical choice.

>>726480565
This is great. Gives me ideas. Next time she is brushing up on me I should maybe influence it by accepting it. I had just stood there where she put my arm between her boobs and gave me a bit of a hug. And when I was laying on the ground she sat right infront of my dick and leaned over the same direction. It turned me on so much. But my wife was right there too. But I know for a fact she didn't put her up to it.

>>726479704
>>726477717
Those two posts though. Deff saving.

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Send her this

>>726480436
I have approached this before. Maybe I should bring it up more.

>>726477717

This. Nailed it.

Also, it helps to start subtly mentioning to your wife's friend that your wife keeps say that she was sort of a slut back in the day and ask your wife's friend if it was true.

Basically, you just keep implying to your wife's friend that your wife is talking shit about her behind her back. Not blatant shit. Just minor insults, like "my wife hated your dress last night. she wouldn't shut up about how ugly she thought it was. but don't you dare tell her I told you though or I won't tell you the next time she says something".

You want to stoke the flames of rivalry in your wife's friend.

>>726481877
>can you keep a secret?
>my wife keeps joking about buying you a boob job.

>>726482076
Yes! That's perfect.

>please don't tell her I told you. she'll kill me.

>>726482076
My wife's friend has bigger boobs and a better body. Maybe I should say.
"Can you keep a secret, my wife is jealous of your body. "
"... I kind of agree"

>>726475702
>"Hey I want to fuck you while my wife is away!"
>"Sorry, it was meant for my wife, the same one I was hoping ashe was away"

you're so retarded

>>726479225
Nope, married happily to my wife of 5 years and still fucking like rabbits and feeling like teenagers. Pro tip don't marry a woman if you cant see yourself with her forever. I would never dream of cheating on her (ofc porn doesn't count and Im positive she watches more than I do which makes me hard as diamonds imagining)

>>726481104
make any excuse to touch her, when she's joking touch her when you laugh, when you hug her let it linger slightly longer, see if she responds by touching you more often, letting things linger a little long, then if you've got an opportunity like i had push it a little more and see how she reacts. you have to be very delicate with these situations, >>726477717 is right, sometimes girls just like being flirty and wouldn't go beyond that. that's why i started with moving close, then tight, then touching her thigh, once she started moving with me, i knew i had her. i actually slid my hand between her thighs and rubbed her pussy through her pants that night, it was so hot with my wife right there, i could feel how wet she was, she got totally into it. i think it turned her on that my wife was there too, which was kinda kinky, and turned me on too

after that though there was no hiding it, so i just waited until i had her alone for a moment and kissed her. we were in my guest bathroom while all of our friends, my wife, and our kids were out in the pool. she'd gone in for a drink and a wee so i followed her in and cornered her in the bathroom. she was standing there in her wet black bikini and i walked right in and planted a wet sloppy one on her. we made out like teenagers, i was instant diamonds and she started rubbing her crotch on my hardon. the only thing separating her pussy from my cock was the thin fabric of my shorts and her bikini... it was fucking hot. we broke the session too quickly because everyone was there, but i knew i was gonna fuck her at that point, so i put the next phase of my plan into effect

>>726482382
But maybe when we are all drunk again? Could get heated. Mmmm.

>>726479012
Not a fantasy, friendo. Some of us are here for shitposting and memes and not to start incel feels threads

>>726480929
Do you have Blancnoir's snapchat photos?