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So /b/, i really have to take a shit. What should i do with it?

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So /b/, i really have to take a shit. What should i do with it? Dubs get a chance, Quads decide.

WILL DELIVER
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Eat it
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>>726472007
What you should do with your shit? I don't know man, flush it I guess?
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>>726473066
Nah make him eat it
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Post it through next doors letter box.
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>>726473327
Too soon
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>>726473202
Alright alright.
Op, please consume your feces
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>>726472709
only acceptable answer. rolling for this
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>>726472007
eat it faggot
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Squish it on top of your head
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literally, eat shit
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Go to a fast food restaurant, replace whatever you get with the turn, take it back n be like "there's a shit on my food"
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>>726473527
This
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>>726473527
reroll
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>>726473066
well there's dubs.
I say flush it
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>>726473481
rolling
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>>726473527
This
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paint shit swastika at nearest synagogue
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>>726473527
This. Reroll
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>>726473700
dubs for shit swastika
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Can anyone tell me before I die what she's honestly thinking? 10 years female psych and I'm still completely clueless.
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>>726472007
throw it on your neighbors window
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>>726473740
pure narcissism, anon. she's only thinking about her own value

>>726473700
roll
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Update
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>>726472007
nothing
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Quads is like 10 mins away
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>>726473739
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catch it in a doggie bag and deposit on neighbor's lawn
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Flush it retard!
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>>726474093
boring
smear it on your face and upload pic, OP
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>>726474200
shitty war paint on face, OP
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place in microwave, turn it on, wait 10 minutes
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eat every last piece
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>>726474454
roll
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>>726474386
this
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fuck, we already passed quads
eat shit, OP
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what to do
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>>726474887
fingerpaint
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>>726474887
i am going to throw it in my piss bottle and throw it on a car maybe
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>>726474887
It smells sooo bad
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Bath in it
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microwave it
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>>726474454
rolling
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Microwave for 10 minutes
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>>726475157
rolling for this. heat always draws out the best in fecal matter
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>>726475181
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>>726473527
Yea
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>>726474200
reroll
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>Put in a bowl
>add water
>add sugar
>mix it
>bake
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Microwave it... then smear on face and upload time stamp pic
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>>726473527

Go on then...
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>>726475434
nice. rolling for this
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>>726475434
This
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Mistype captcha with it
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>>726475207
Wash your hair in it
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cover your body all over and call the cops
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>>726473527
Kek
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read it
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mix the poop with the pee and drink it as a smoothie with crushed ice
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>>726475511
>>726475577

double dubs
pick one of these
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>>726475434
Bumping for this ... cmon quads
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>>726475595
rerolling
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bump this hoe
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E a t i t
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>>726473527
this
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>>726475621
this
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>>726475638
bump
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>>726475666
satan trips
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>>726475516
Roll
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rollhirito
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>>726475666
do as our dark lord requests or face consequences
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>>726475722
faggot

>>726475434
reroll
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>>726475181
rolls
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Somehow make one other person in your life consume it in any form
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>>726475666
CHECK EM
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>>726472007
Fucking grow up, you spastic retard.

>Hurr durr! Poopies! I'm so le funny!

This is why your parents are ashamed of and disappointed in you.
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OP here again. It's in the bottle.
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>>726475595
bump
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>>726473527
Roll
Do it faggot
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Beat it.
Script kiddie trap.
DO NOT REMOVE!!
Limit bump+
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>>726475832
not good enough. microwave the bottle and paint on face
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Jerk off into it. Fuck your shit. Literally.
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roll roll roll
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>>726475832
drink it faggot
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>>726475902
like a titty fuck, but better
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>>726475784
What are you rolling for? Faggot
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Take a big chunky bite
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>>726475942
that's OP being a retarded shit

rolling for this >>726475869
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>>726475933
winrar
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>>726472007

Taken & Delivered.
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its a smoothie now
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Shove the tip of the bottle into your asshole, and squeeze the bottle filling your ass with the shit and piss.
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>>726475207
Eat shit and drink piss
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>>726476022
>just_taken.jpg
seems legit
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put it back in your ass and reshit it out
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>>726476022
Op here

Nice one anon! stomp it down the drain
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>>726475908
For what? What are you rolling for?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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satan quads says smear across your chest and upload pic ITT
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>>726476051
drink it
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>>726475934
Exactly
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i feel like he replaced it with nestle chocolate milk and nutella chunks
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>>726476198
dis
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>>726476136
Lmao
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>726476225
Op here.

Come smell it then.
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>>726476190
See >>726476136
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Bath in your shit and piss
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>>726472007
What have you eaten recently?
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smear it all over you wall and then lick it
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>>726473527
reroll
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>>726476198
reroll
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>>726476074
Roll
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>>726476198
>>726476666
roll
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>>726473527
rolling for this
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>>726476315
Op here.
Last few days i only ate shit like crisps, fries, hamburgers etc.
almost nothing. Had pasta last night. didn't eat this morning, only had some wine and weed. Just ate some pasta again. Thats iy
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>>726476198
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get a qutip and smear it all in your ear
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>>726476449
>no corn
your shit's kinda boring
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>>726476415
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>>726476507

rollin for this
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>>726476512
really sorry
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>>726475535
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throw shitcocktail on random pedestrain
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>>726476555
holy trips
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>>726476555
check em
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>>726476555
trips. can we make it quads
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>>726476555
Yesss
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>>726476555
this
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>>726476579
>>726476555
roll
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>>726475535
reroll
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rolling
just flush it through the toilet & POST NUDEZ
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>>726475535
again
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>>726476579
OP here.

THIS IS THE STUFF IM LOOKING FOR
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>>726475535
checkem faggots!
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>>726475666
rerolling for quads
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>>726476555
Roll
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>>726476670
goddamnit
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this thread's bullshit. i'm out
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>>726475535
this
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I masturbate to poo
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I wonder if OP will be a faggot
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throw it on someones door and then knock on it and run off
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Drink it cunt
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>>726476843
If you stop with saying thinks like eat it etc. Then no, i won't be a faggot.
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>>726475070
You're a fucking faggot. That's not what anyone suggested. Fucking cancer ass thread sage goes in all fields
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>>726476579
>>726475535

pick one
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My asshole is bleeding help
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>>726476950
i said maybe. Learn to read.
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>>726477120
You're a part of the cancer killing b. No one suggested it you cancerous faggot therefore that wouldn't even remotely be able to happen. Underage detected.
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Microwave it , blend it and then pour back in via funnel.
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>>726477177
If 25 is underage in your country. Then yes.
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>>726476972
roll
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>>726476579
Roll. Happy OP?
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use it as a dressing on a salad
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>>726477241
Way to be like any other cancerous op posting here ruining b. You fucking summerfag lurk moar
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if you live with someone
put it in your own letterbox and deny knowing anything about ot for 2 years. after those 2 years, show them a screenshot of this post.
if you live by yourself put it in neighbors letterbox
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>>726477341
/thread
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I've known this girl since kindergarten lol, Anna faith.The H.S got plenty of her nudes. Even ones better than the boob job one.
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>>726477332
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>>726477573
deliver the nudes
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Pour it in your moms underwear drawer
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>>726477630
I'll try my best, I used to have them on my old phone. Will deliver within the hour if I find them.
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>>726477481
what country are you in that calls in a letterbox out of curiosity?
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I guess we had our winter b/ros. The summerfags are back
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Gargle it
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>>726477573
Nudes or die fag
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>>726477341
/thread
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No fucking roll
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