>"Oh hey anon didn't see you there.' >"Your

>>726463632
CALL 911, no nyggers in my home

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>>726463632
Give her a bowl of black eggs.

Get the fuck out of my house

>>726463632
>kill the thing that broke into my property

>>726463632
A talking monkey is a pretty cool thing to have. keep it

>>726463632
Insert my penis into that lovely puss
Pull it out
Push it in again
Repeat until we are both mutually satisfied
Make bacon and eggs and sausages (if I have any)

>>726463632
She probably has aids

>>726463632
>turn 360 and walk away
turn 360 and walk away
>turn 360 and walk away
turn 360 and walk away
>turn 360 and walk away
turn 360 and walk away
>turn 360 and walk away
turn 360 and walk away

>>726464438
Are you idiot?

>>726463632
buttfuck it then keep it as a pet

>>726464377
with that attitude i think you'll be making breakfast for both of us

>>726464377
>Eggs, bacon and sausages
muh nigga

>>726464477
newfag

>>726464477
How new are you

>>726464174
spbs

>>726463632
Out my house fucking nigger

>>726463632
Kick the black out of her and call the pigs for trespassing

>>726464634
field nigger tried moving up

>>726464477
You Idiot are?

>>726463632
I don't own a couch so i would be confused as fuck. It obviously isn't my house, who's bed did i just sleep in?

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>>726464546

>>726463632
p-pls just take what you want and go i d-d-don't want no trouble

>>726464735
>>726464678
>>726464631
Someone should call the police, she's clearly stealing the contents of that locker.

Throw up. Throw it out, violently.

>>726463632
>all these virgins saying get out nigger
Stop lying on the internet you losers. You would start stuttering and sperging out if a chick was naked in front of you.

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>>726465298

>>726464438
Ahah is the same direction!

>>726465352
This. I really don't understand why people feel the need to lie, on the internet of all places.

>>726463632

>h-h-..hello m'lady
>can i perhaps make you an egg or two? maybe three?
*her attention is obtained*
>can you put some clothes on? ill be making the eggs
*she starts putting clothes on*
>HAHA I AM FROM THE KKK
*she sees me in a white blanket*
>"OH NO, nignognignog! im going to run!"
**unsheets the blanket from katana*
>>no running away now m'nignag
*SHING SHONG KLANG*
>Hehe, i only used 44% of my power in my first form ;)
*deposit the body in basement*
*starts pc to play some games*

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>hit her till she lose it
>rape her
>put her in bag
>throw her from the window
>keep watching mlp

>>726465352
>>726463632
Right on... I enjoy a hot naked woman both in and outside of my house no matter what...white black brown yellow purple I'm down

>>726465352
Look 3 posts up.

>>726465909
Wow after reading that I'm convinced you never seen a naked woman in real life

Phone up Georgie Z,

Stand my ground.

>>726463632
Fuck it in the asshole

>>726463632
call animal control

>>726463632

call 9/11

>>726466172
The fact you made this post shows you can't tell when people are joking or not.

Also known as autism.

>>726466482
That was an ambarrassing and awful joke. I gave That feeling when you're embarrassed for someone else. Don't ever joke again. Your autism comment solidifies you've never seen a woman naked.. thank you.

>>726466250
The only reasonable solution.

>>726466794
I'm not that guy and it wasn't a joke, just an observation.

>>726464438
omg did you even finish school? if you turn 360 degrees you are facing the same direction

>>726466794
hes right you overcompensating faggot>>726466482 end yourself

>>726464477
obvious bait for faggots
also checked

Shut up and post tight asses.

>>726463632
id smash.
Also morning b4 my morning pee so id smash for hours.

>>726466265
Pest*

>>726466944
Really? O.o

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>>726464174
Shit.

>>726466944

not if you moonwalk

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>>726463632
fuck her and sell to slavery
>>726464069
>>726464174
>>726464253
>>726464312
>green text when not needed
you guys are pic rel
>>726464345
this