>sort of suspected my girlfriend has been cheating on me

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jf6t10f326

join in.

or confront her and demand threesome.

otherwise, fuck off. it's her body let her do what she wants with it. it's just sex.

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Post screens of recording and the time and date so we know ur not gay. Next dump nudes.

>>726454964
Cuck detected

>>726454964
Cuck

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>>726454964
Call her

>>726455024
and proud.

my wife and I are welcome to have sex with anyone just like we're welcome to wear whatever we want and eat whatever we want. We love each other and are a family but don't really need to lock that in. silly.

>>726454964
Found the cuck

>>726454858
Kick down door while helicoptering that little dick of yours and scream "WHOSE DICK DO I HAVE TO SUCK TO GIT SUM FUK 'ROUND THESE PARTS", get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.png

>>726454926
what a slut. cut that fucking bitches head off

>>726454964
u poor fellow

>>726455105
ROLLING FOR THIS

>>726455108
yeah how fucking silly of that faggot to follow hundreds of thousands of years of evolution

don't get me wrong, I'm a swinger and enjoy a good gangbang as much as the next guy, but I'll admit it's outside the norm and a sexual deviancy

>>726455148
this tho

>>726455190
you realize _not_ changing after hundreds and thousands of years is literally the opposite of evolution right?

>>726454858
why does your gf still take pictures with old digital camera? Also she's too hot to just dump and waste. Just continue fucking her and try organise a threesome without telling her you know shes fucking other guys. She will be open to it because she's a slut.

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>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gy27fE4lXb
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jf6t10f326

Femanon here. I honestly can't blame her for cheating.
Whoever is fucking her is a God.

Post nudes,
Then call her

>>726455283
it sounds more like shes dying than getting fucked

Kill her with a pillow

>>726455283
femanon has spoken. Unless u fuck her that good ur kinda fucked.

Also post tits slut.

>>726455338
Now it comes out that she's been raped and killed by a nigger

>>726455372
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

post the slut op
U'll feel better

>>726454858
get revenged by posting all pictures here
don't let her know you know yet

>>726454964
Cuck spotted.

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>>726454858
you obviously break up with her right fucking now

and you also post her naked body here

naturally

>>726455372
OP is the nigger and killed her

why the fuck would you take the time to write up a whole different story to repost this

>>726455338
Especially the second one.

I call fake.

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>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jf6t10f326
What happens if the recording reveals he was doing this too her periodically throughout the entire night?
What if the recording reveals that they started fucking before the elevator made it to the bottom floor?

How are you going to live with yourself knowing exactly how sexually inadequate you are?

>>726455438
awesome

also OP isnt posting her nudes
so therefore OP is fake

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>>726455283
This.
It's always your fault if we cheat on you. Always.

>>726455438
what a twist.

>>726455237
No you fucking moron, evolution is not an end goal or a state of constant change.

look at the great white shark. Unchanged for many, many many many years, the apex of what evolution would select for in the ocean

we've already fucked up evolution's natural course so don't give me that "Evolution is change!" bullshit you fucking secretly self-loathing cunt.

own up to your deviancy, cause I do, but don't pretend like everyone else is the mutant for being normies.

>>726454858
i call total bullshit, its obvious it was recorded from other device to create an impression of it being real, no phone has that shitty sound quality unless youre from poland or something which you clearly are not.

>>726455516
But why u an unloyal hoe tho

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>>726455516

>>726455108
Sounds pretty beta to me

>>726455555
check em

>>726455555
What a waste.

>>726455555
Fucking in another room ya daft bastard

>>726455555
iv never seen a quint before

>>726455533

Don't killer whales fuck great whites up everytime?

id install cam et leak it

>>726455516
lol what an autist

>>726455559
loyalty has got nothing to do with it.
>commitment =/= monogamy.

>>726455283
>god

I don't know, it depends on the girl too, mine screams like that but i don't consider myself as sex god.

>>726454964
cuck faggot detect
cuck faggot detected
cuck. faggot. detected.

>>726455555
> no .. is that ... unless youre from poland
well, KEK be praised and he wants us all to shit on poland on every occasion

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>>726455516

>>726455516
Uh, isn't it the cheating thot that gets their puss filled by another man's good good? So there is actually no way it can be the beta guy's fault.

>>726455533
seems like he is (the cuck) more at peace than you, if they have a functional happy relationship and family and you're so disgusted by your own 'deviancy' that you have to hide in shame on /b

>>726455555
quint quints wasted on retard post, sad day anons, sad day. To the OP, either you man the fuck up, go get yer phone and coitus interuptus that shit, and either beat some ass or take your ass beatin, or, you fap and forever realize your a cuck..also, post nudes of yer girl so we can decide if we wish to fap or not.

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>>726454858

>>726455813
if they both agreed to only sleep with one another and the girl still cheats she a hoe. If they agree that it's open when it comes to sex then no one a hoe. If you cheat then you're a hoe.

That's like saying its the convenience store clerks fault the place was robbed. The fuck you gotta do that to my man Abdul?

>>726454964
I hate the word "cuck". It is overused and used for all the wrong reasons and it's becoming meaningless. BUT IN THIS OCCASION ITS APPROPRIATE. HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU'RE A FUCKING CUCK MATE

>>726456041
LET EM KNOW

>>726455946
>>726455819
KEK wills it, we do it. anyways its only way for those quint quints not to be a total waste

>>726454964
What a fucking cuckfag

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>>726455108
>anon's wife tels him she is tired of him, want's sex with other men
>anon say "No"
>wife threatens to leave him, take kids and everything he owns, has sex with other men anyway
>anon adopts 'progressive, evolved' outlook on this to satiate the screaming of his own ego telling him he is a cuck faggot
>anon thinks he is "modern"
>anon knows he's a faggot cuck
>whenever he sees same or similar playing out in someone else's life he starts spewing his cuck b.s to fight against screaming ego
>anon is a faggot cuck fighting internally to keep himself from facing the fact.

>>726454858
Do you know the other guy?

>>726456017
>That's like saying its the convenience store clerks fault the place was robbed

It is

>>726454926
Why is she part toucan?

>>726456222
Kekkkkkk

choke the whore
>>726456245
my money is on his best friend

>>726456286
why you gotta do my boy Abdul like that? He already snitched on his ISIS friends. He's one of the good guys.

>>726455516
>>726455283

kek

Sure, but don't be surprised when you get called out on being a slut and the only people who will even look at you are fukbois looking for an easy lay.

>>726455283
thanks i am pretty godlike :)

>>726456329
dead

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>>726456041
Here is the part that you're not getting. The definition of the word has changed.
In modern parlance, the word cuck no longer means a husband of an unfaithful wife. It means "someone who doesn't realize that he is advocating for something that is against his own interest."

>>726454858
What must it be like being this beautiful ?

>>726454964
disgusting cuck fuck

>>726456403

proof or gtfo

>>726456245
>Do you know the other guy?

I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that reading comprehension isn't your forte.

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>>726454858
OP this looks like a chick I have on facebook and even sounds like her... wat fuck.
Pic related chick on left.

>>726456457
tits or gtfo

>>726456858

>>726455283
I like you and you´re right.
If I do that kind of stuff, I´m soaked in sweat mere minutes in.

>>726456522

>>726455283
Tits or gtfo

>>726455516
I'm glad there are some people who beat useless fucking cunts like you to a pulp you downtrodden waste of life

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>>726454858
Next time you go over to her home and are in the bedroom you bring poison oak, ivy, or sumac (another option is to buy or make your own itching powder, this link will help http://www.wisegeek.com/what-is-itching-powder.htm) You find away to remain in the bedroom while she is not "Can you make me a sammich, you lying cheating whore?")

You spread, wipe that shit all over her sheets, the croch of her underwear, her vibrator (remember to be wearing at least one glove while doing this; a large or xtra large single dishwashing glove will slip on and off easily, into a plastic bag, so you never make contact with it).

Then you either fuck her in the ass a cum (one for the road) or you just gather whatever shit you have there and tell her you are done with her.

Don't give a reason and leave immediately after.

>>726454926
What the fuck. The fucking part was kinda hot, but this (I assume he´s eating her out?) is just fucking annoying. I´d purposefully slow down just to shut her up.

Does she make those kinds of noises with you too?

>>726455516
>unapologetic feminist,jpg

Go become a qualified Chef, then please sit inside a commercial oven and steambake yourself out of existence.

Or anime run into a window idk

>>726454311

>>726456492

You know, it's better to post nothing if you have nothing to say.

post a pic of your gf OP

>>726454926
>>726454858
Here's what do.
Step 1: post nudes. Best instant revenge, you will feel WORLDS better.

2: Throat fuck her

3: after you cum, tell her she's too much of a slut for doing that and dump her. Tell her your new gf sucks way better cock.

4: Fuck her secret boyfriend

5: Steal him for yourself

6: When you finally confront him about what you know, meet unexpectedly in a hotel.

7: Have him waiting under the bed

8: When your gf comes in, get on the floor

9: Everybody do the dinosaur

10: ???

11: Profit

ask her for anal or some shit you have always wanted to do sexually with her then be really rough and after just break up with her.

>>726455516
Always our fault for giving a filthy whore a chance when it was obvious she had issues with her own self respect

>>726454858
Go over to her place, make her suck you off, fuck her, cum and then pack your shit. No need to do anything more for vengeance, the feeling of being used should be enough. Also anything more makes you just look like the pitiful tiny mofo that you are.

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>>726456767

>>726456822
Yeah do this haha lol

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>even asking what you need to do in the first place
Are you joking? Obviously you confront her, tell her you know and then you break up with her. At the very least you break up with her.

>>726454858
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gy27fE4lXb
Lmao this is an old recording with different story from /fit fucking newfags

>>726455024
>Cuck detected
>>726455108
>and proud.
And this is why you do not take this guys advice, OP.

>>726456822
Also record again for our fapping. Femanon here wants to hear you grunt and moan while you cum

AUDIO IS TAKEN FROM THIS VIDEO

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=328787987

SECOND 19 IN RECORDING IS SECOND 39 IN VIDEO

OP IS A PIECE OF SHIT EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING

i recognized the sound of that women moaning from my vast porn knowledge

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>>726455559
>>726455735
>>726455861
>>726456401
>>726456609
>>726456707
>>726456781
>most obvious b8 in the universe
>surely nobody will take it seriously

>>726457050

Welp. That was fun for a while.

>>726457050
like i said
>>726455555
am I only one here who actually fucking noticed that?
As an apology, I demand you shit on poland on every occasion.

KEK be praised.

>>726456483
lol OP confirmed fake
abandon thread boys
GO GO GO

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>>726455555

>>726456769
69 has spoken

>>726457050
>a board dedicated to fiction, ruined by oblivious tourists who just don't get it.

>>726457050
thats why i love /b/

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>>726457218
>oblivious tourists
To give him some credit:
>>726457050
>i recognized the sound of that women moaning from my vast porn knowledge

>>726457050
you are my hero.Have three free internets

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>>726457050
hahaha good job anon but seriously you gotta get out more

>>726455555
>>726457050
quints have spoken the truth

>>726454858
Sound like she said "stop Jack stop!!" know anyone named jack op?

>>726457218
I miss the old /b/ too, anon.

>>726454858
You make sure everybody knows she is a whore
And then you find a new girlfriend

>>726457050
kek anon delivers

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>>726457050
>OP you are a fag

>>726457100
people like that exist m8

>>726455402
_(:з」∠)_

>>726454858
She just likes good music, anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ty31QY5ZGHo

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i feel you OP, this is what i did last time i got cuck'ed, i bang her and blown inside her, tell her we are going to go for a trip together 2 weeks later and told her to make preparation booking hotel, intention to make her do all the works while i pretending to busy for something will call her back. leave, never return, block and black list everything about her, move on never look back, little advise, if you look back you will become little beta faggot that make us men weak

>>726457050
>OP IS A PIECE OF SHIT EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING
And you're worse. Now all we have on 4chan are the same, tired threads.
At least Op was trying to be creative instead of starting another "wwyd" or "trap thread and since 2008, fagots like you have been driving away creative people like Op.

All you have done is try to drive away someone for attempting to be creative on a board dedicated to fictional stories. Newfags like you are the reason all of the oldfags left.

>>726457478
Not in that blatant, comical manner they don't. There's a lot of dodging and flimsy justifications involved. This didn't have any of that.

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>>726457050
Include me in the screencap.

Top kek op

>>726457610
>defending lies

>>726457679
>on a board dedicated to lying

>>726457610
>Being this much of a dumbass

>>726457694
>justifying lies

>>726457679
>>726457694
>>726457713
>>726457742
tits or gtfo

>>726457050
How are you not employed?

>>726457050
wow, good job anon

>>726457770
I'm male.

>>726457813
samefag as fuck;
gtfo my /b/

>>726454858
I pity you for having to listen to that. You probably listened to the whole thing too. You poor fucking bastard.

Tell her you know when you guys get to see each other. Don't even let her get anything to say about it. Just tell her you wanted to tell her and leave at that. If she has shit at your pad figure out an arrangement with her, but only after you leave. And have the talk somewhere in public, like at a restaurant or something similar where a loud disruption would make someone look stupid.

I'm so sorry OP. I don't know why people decide to cheat. It's disgusting and terrible. Best of luck.

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>>726457050
Well fuck me.... ran it through a comparison program I use and its a 98% match. 2% difference is probably due to me fucking up the timing on it because I'm drunk. It'd still stand up in court.

Dude, you are either OP in disguise or an absolute fucking genius.

>>726457813
Cover your tracks?
Alter the audio a bit so its more believable.
Small stuff that adds reliability too ypur story.

>>726457873
>>726457050

>>726457937
Yeah, I saw as soon as I posted. Thanks.

>>726457905
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

This board is dedicated to fiction, you stupid fucking idiots. Demanding that claims made on a board dedicated to fiction be proven or supported by evidence is extremely fucking retarded.

op is a beta bitchboy.

When a chick cheats on you, its 100% your fault.

>>726457874
>a comparison program I use

What's the name of it?

>>726457993
That's a disclaimer, you idiot, in case something happens because stupid people took things literally. Lots of stuff gets posted on /b/ that happened in real life, like murders.

Now stop defending lies, and get the fuck out of my /b/.

>>726458040
compare-o

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>>726455017

Never delivered

>autistic works
>foreskin hoods and fiction

>>726457993
Dude, I come here for the sole purpose of poking holes in stories. Tell me something I know to be 100% true and I'd still argue that its all lies.
Why?
Boredom mostly.

>>726458088
this

>>726458088
maybe YOU are a stupid person who took THIS literally?

Pendejo

>>726458090
3/10 for making me google it

>>726458231
kek

>>726458040
Its an in-house system. We just call it AC... we use it so we can compare music and sounds for copyright reasons

>>726457050

haha kek i love /b/

>>726458088
>>726458154

In 2008, a massive influx of oblivious tourists started coming here an they ruined this place. You're one of them.

>>726458253
lies

>>726457050
>i recognized the sound of that women moaning from my vast porn knowledge

noice m8

>>726458088
Nothing is truth until OP deliver proof.

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>>726457050
> I recognise that bulge, audio edition
I'm going to bed, this is too much.

>>726458292
>implying i'm not here from 2005
>implying your post is even close to discrediting the validity of this post >>726458088

>>726454858
more of her?

>>726454858
Bait or not I fucking hate women

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>>726458430

Kek

>>726458570
it is bait and it has been disproven
>>726457050

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>>726457050

TOP KEK

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>>726457050
>>726457050

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>>726457905
>Small stuff that adds reliability too ypur story.
Your not getting, just like all of the other newfags don't get it.

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING CAN ADD TO THE CREDIBILITY OF A STORY POSTED HERE
>because the stories here are not intended to be credible.

This is supposed to be a board dedicated to creative, fictitious writing. But the board is broken because 500,000 Lance Crawfords zerged this place.

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Hope this had been screen capped

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>>726457050

This is the /b/ I remember, beautiful.

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>>726454858
>>726457050
fuck off samefag. stop making shitty threads just to see your post on reddit.

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>>726457050

>>726459044
see
>>726458088

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>>726457050
Top work, anon. Top Work!

>>726459120
Seriously, not samefag, I'm really curious about how OP reacted when he saw someone actually discovered his lie.

>>726454858
If you have to ask then you are already too cucked to do what you should have done. Dump the bitch.

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>>726457050

WOW

>>726459155
What do you mean, "see"?

That's exactly what I was addressing you fucking moron.

>>726459432
Still not discrediting the validity of that post.

Walk up with a wip and ask for a 3some and if he asks who are you just say im husband full proof plan

Conclusion, OP is a samefag who seeks attention.

>>726456767
See
>>726456719

>>726459474
yes i have. you simply can't comprehend how I've discredited it because your stupid.

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>>726459586

>>726459586
No, you have not discredited the fact that lots of stuff gets posted on /b/ that happened in real life, like murders, alas /b/ is not known only for artistic falsehood but for truth as well.

Get the fuck out of my /b/.

>>726459044
>500,000 Lance Crawfords zerged this place

That's spot on. I couldn't describe what happened to this board better.

>>726459700
jesus christ, please stop samefagging so much; it's pityful

>>726459678
So now your changing your position and moving the goal post. Now it's both, not "it's a disclaimer" and this board isn't for fiction.

>you've lost the argument. moving the goal post disqualifies you from victory.

>>726459044
>500,000 Lance Crawfords

lol

don't worry op, no one fucks a girl with a boyfriend with the intent to date her after it all falls apart... just think that that dude is doing you a favor showing you how shitty she is before you got even more in over your head. she'll end up alone because she just uses people and you'll find someone that will actually be right for you. i wouldn't worry about it too much.

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>>726457050

TOP KEK, HAHA GOOD JOB ANON

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>>726457050
>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=328787987

I love you, /b/.

>>726454858
Whore. Getthelube.com

>>726459789
>being this autistic

>>726460010
>being surprised by autism here

>>726460010
Jesus Christ. Could you be any more new?

>>726455516
everyone actually falling for this bait. ok cool

>>726454858

if you suspect your girl is cheating then leave her, cause you can't trust her.

>>726457050
include me in screencap plss

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>>726460078
You're right.

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>>726457050

BASED BASEMENT ANON STRIKES AGAIN

>>726457050
Oz the wizard of porn..? Is that you?

>>726460219
As opposed to the other threads?

>>726457050

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>>726457050

Seriously? Replying to your own post? Well played, OP.

>>726460839
I swear I am OP and I don't know how he found me out;
I'm here to promote disbelief and hatred towards women to destroy family values and that based anon just found me out.
I don't know how he did it.

>>726457050

top zozzle

>>726460949

well first i deducted that no one on bee has a GF, let alone a GF that hot. then i consulted my graded index of female sex scream patterns and what do you know, she was in section 5.

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>>726457050

You should be crowned emperor of porn historians

>>726457050
you, Sir, are a God.

>>726454858
That pussy is done, bro. Gonna be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway from now on.

>>726457050

nice

>>726454858
Easy, wait outside of house in car for guy. When you see him smash his teeth with baseball bat. Go inside. Tell your gf she can fuck off. Take all your things with you. Spread she is a slut and the voice recording. ???. Profit.

>>726455555
>>726455555
>>726455555
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>>726455555
quint quints said op is a fag so ...

i only hear a girl. she's just masturbating.

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>>726455108

Yeah sure... silly. Its silly in the mind of animals who have no self control or self respect. Animals who can't comprehend outside their most basic primitive desires. You're just one of the subhumans who have accepted their subhuman ways.

Most people are either subhumans in denial or subhumans that have accepted it. It used to be much more rare for subhumans to be proud, but now you have the internet making people feel as though their flaws are acceptable (Or even a good thing, heaven forbid).

>>726457050
>>726457050
top kek anon, well done

>>726457332
lulz

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>>726462918
Your partially correct, but in his case it's more the 'Emasculation of America' which has been ongoing since well after the 80s (begun in the late 60 & early 70s) in order to condition men to believe that women should be the dominant species and have the final say.. Aside from the destabilization of the nuclear family this has numerous other benefits with the primary being compliant subjugation.

You see women fight (protest, rarely EVER actually fight because they are naturally cowards, which if you believe Plato's Timaeus, is why they are women to begin with) against things that are relative to THEM, or things they are told are relevant to them.

They are natural manipulators as many men know, but rarely admit and generally induce an emasculated man to drop whatever fragments remain of his masculinity with any number of threats from "I'm taking the kids" (which should be seen as a blessing) to "No sex for you" to "I'm gonna fuck others guys and there's not a damn thing you can do about it" etc.

tl;dr: Emasculated anon is a glaring example of how the upper echelon of power seeks to weaken males so they will be more subservient than women, thus reducing any threat of uprising after fascist/corporate globalization of U.S. and various subsequent invaded territories.

>>726464173

Very well put. I have thought of many of these points but never quite connected them the way you have.

>>726454964
genetic dead end cuckoldry

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>>726464743
Its nice to see not everyone on here are beta sheep.

>>726454858
This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist German engineer who vapes organic decaffeinated compressed soy breast milk on the regular and a person who does Indian naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. Im also a male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian Apache helicopter dog who serves only to one master: my chihuahua which I helped cross the border of Mexico because I hate Donald Trump. My dog also walks me, if you find that weird than your an arrogant ignorant homophobic globaphobic sexist. Dammit i miss harambe so much.

>>726454858
>have to pee
>sit down
cucks...

>>726464902
>>726464743
>>726464173
the circlejerk is real

MGTOW's bullshit is spreading fast. i'm not a feminist, but anyone with two brain cells to rub together knows America is still very much run by men

>>726464173
I agree with everything except the fact that it's a blessing to have your kids taken away. No it's not.
A father should raise his children.

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>>726457050
Lel, basement neckbeard shows off his true skillz.

Well done.

Does anyone have a screencap version of this thread please?

>>726465351

At the upper levels? Sure. At the lower to mid levels? Hah! Women have more benefits than men.

>>726455516
Isnt this attitude why christy mack got rekt?

>>726457050
A true master of the dark arts. Hail, wizard.

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>>726464743
It's a multi faceted power grab on all fronts to allocate supreme control over the masses via psychological/sociological assault.

Here in the U.S. this social compliance to every special interest group from rabid feminists to 'gender fluidity' and muslim scapegoating (to gain support for Israel; as they are the ones who have benefited most from muslims being the new 'evil' that hides under every bed in an effort to undermine "the American way of Life") is part of the stepping stones for mass compliance. You can't speak out about it or you become a social pariah, at work, or among your subservient and emasculated married peers (they always go running to the wives to tell them every bit of gossip about what their 'friends' said, etc), neighbors, etc.

The vast majority absorb what the media tells them as "facts." Meanwhile a greedy businessman has taken control of the helm of our ship and is guiding it towards offshore drilling, the abolition of federal lands (state parks, etc, just to name two) while appointing equally greedy businessmen in various cabinet seats who have little to zero regard or respect for those departments, or the national interests which they were established to uphold.

Meanwhile the media feeding frenzy still focuses on Russia. Why, one might ask? Because is the enemy of Israel and therefore "should be" our enemy as well. Though for better or worse the new captain of this sinking ship has more than embraced the president of that nation for undoubtedly very good reason. The reason being that Russia annexation of Croatia was one of the primary steps in securing oil reserves in the black sea that would make them the definitive super power in the world. Trump knows this, Obama knows this and most certainly Israel has long known this which os in part the reason for them disallowing and pushing back on the Palestinian borders which long held a place in this oil grab because of the reserves located to the northeast of Israel....

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>>726465382
well I'm a childless realist, so I can only see them as they burden and contribution to over population that they are.

The unfortunate truth is that it's more often those who shouldn't breed who do, but of course like everything else, there are exceptions.

>>726466465
As much as you are right in some ways you have been brainwashed by the same group of elitist bastards you are criticizing.
Family values and having children is essential to society and over population is an idea implemented through media into society to stop the non-elitists from spreading their seed; that means not only do those who shouldn't breed do it less but those who should as well, and that kills society. We survived with plebs as a race until now, we will survive in the future as well, but the seed must be spread.

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>>726457050
LEGENDARY POST MOTHERFUCKER, PUT ME IN THE SCREENSHOT.

>>726457050
PLEASE POST A SCREENCAP OF THIS EPIC WIN THREAD

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>>726465351
You keep telling yourself that and try to get away with literally anything a woman gets away with, either in public, or even with your wife.(pic related)

The majority of men kowtow to cunt out of a combination of insecurity, sympathy and flat out confusion or how to react/approach/retaliate, etc. All those senators, congressmen (and women) will roll over their constituents in heartbeat if their female counterparts put enough pressure on them (if they know how, which most long married women do)

>>726454964
I HAVE NEVER SEEN A BIGGER CUCK

Tell her that you want to take her on a nice expensive date. Take her to most expensive restaurant you know. Eat everything, spend hundreds. When time for check, tell her your going to the bathroom and sneak out. Leave restaurant making her stuck finding a new ride home, and sticking her with the bill. On way home, leave note with doorman at her place saying you know she's a cheating whore and your done. Profit.

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>When you havn't been on /b/ for years and this is the first thread you open

>>726457050
Dude, stop samefagging.

We get it. You watch a lot of porn.

>>726457050
>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=328787987
THANK YOU PORN WIZARD
this is why i love /b/

>>726457050
>i recognized the sound
......only on fucking /b/...

>>726455283
>>726455516

I've always knew women are sluts and they have no soul, you just confirmed it

>>726454858
I'd have driven to her house, unannounced and knocked on the door

>>726455108
Cool for you and your wife, but not everyone wants their partner having sex with other people. And whilst we respect that you two have an open relationship, it's not silly for others to react badly to their partner fucking someone else

>>726468512
>didn't read thread
>shitpost regardless

>>726468010
That's OP you fucking retard.

>>726455516
>guaranteed replies

>>726455283
you're a piece of shit, kill yourself

>>726468861
It's not OP samefagging.
I am the porn wizard still monitoring this thread and I genuinely recognized the sound upon hearing it. I really like multiple orgasm videos and I know all of them, thus i recognized this.

>>726457050

Top kek, good job

>>726455190
Monogamy didn't become normal because of evolution, it became normal despite evolution.

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>>726466798
Only the elitists need to propagate and well maintain their seed. If the populace is undermined and the nuclear family system degenerated, the product of that fallem family still exists to serve.

The only NEED for the elite is for the plebs to BREED. The more THEY BREED the less the power structure is in NEED of compliant drones willing to sell their own mothers just to get whatever meager scraps are thrown to them to serve the power structure in whatever effort it so desires.

tl;dr: more people, married or not, is really all thats important to the powers that be. For low wage workers, cannon fodder, population control (ie. police force, etc) to keep the prison economy going, etc.

The more people you have = the more EXPENDABLE people you have.

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>>726469054
Nice try, Op. You're a fucking faggot.

The likelihood of someone magically being able to recognize some obscure amateur porn video by sound alone?
>nil
The likelihood of some bored neckbeard posting a link to the porn video he used to make a vocaroo in order to troll people so that he could out himself for trolling in the middle of the thread and create a shitstorm?
>substantial. this is /b/

>>726457050
Vast porn knowlege

>>726457050
>http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=328787987
10/10

>>726469445
This is where you are wrong, my intelligent friend, and let me tell you why.
You're saying to not breed so that elitists don't have a slave, you're saying "let's die out because these guys are using us if we live".
That is a losers attitude.
Spread your seed and resist the bad elite.
It's the only way.
The other one is death.

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>>726457050

>>726470073
I swear to you I am the porn wizard and I recognized that video by sound alone; there is a second vocaroo posted 2 minutes after OP that is taken from another porn video and I don't know which video that is, because it's not a multiple orgasm one.
Seriously.

>>726457050
Porn god

Put me in screen cap pls

p.s. kyle is a faggot

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>>726470544
Oh, you swear? Well, why didn't you just do that in the first place?

I didn't believe you at first, but now that you're swearing, I do. No, really.

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>>726457050

>OP replying to his own thread to entertain retards

Nice try

>>726470729
Believe what you want.

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>>726470240
The system that exists and the one that is impeding is not a system or social construct that I would so selfishly contribute to.

We know the population is growing, we know that resources are not infinite and are shrinking and this is why we are approaching the Orwellian inevitability that the slave masters are aware of as well. Why would I subjugate my potential "loved ones" to the current existence (world turmoil - terrorism, globalism, potential life loss simply by going to school, not to mention rising costs of food, water, housing, essentially throwing more rats into a pit of rats attempting to crawl out of said pit) much less the grim one that looms in the shadows of the this one?

The only way to make those with power powerless (unless you have some weaponry, or "super powers" of 'god-like' proportions) is remove their power supply and that supply is, mostly, money and people.

How many stones does it take to support the capstan of a pyramid? How many must be removed to see it fall?

>>726457050
OMG U FILTHY GREAT HUMAN BEING

>>726470754
>implying I require your permission

>>726471181
Then death is yours. I will live on and conquer the elite you can't.

>>726471371
>implying you have joy in life

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>>726457050
jesus christ man

>>726468662
This.

>>726457050
HI OP NICE THREAD

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>>726454858
>>726454858
>>726454858
>>726454858


Revenge. Only a bit but it's a revenge.

Invite her to the most expensive restaurant. Eat as much as you both can, say you go to the toilet and leave the fucking restaurant and cut her off.

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>>726454858
Reminder this everyone: Ever since the rise of feminism and their catastrophic sexual liberation, cheating has become a normal thing. Now, marriage is not a viable thing, divorce rates have shot up, and gender has lost its meaning.

You're not alone anon; we're all experiencing this huge messmess.

>>726472143
*remember
Damn auto correct.

>>726472143
lurk moar. it's never enough.

10/10 trolling Op.

You are a God among insects

>>726457050
The sound alone is way more pleasing than the video. I don't know why i imagined some buff tattoed guy doing pushups on her pussy. Honestly, in my mind the lighting was better, they were way more emotive, damn. I went on an entire journey in my mind but the reality was just some guys hairy ass flapping up and down in some regular looking chick.

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>>726455283
>>726455516
>your fault
cheating is never okay, you're a terrible person and partner if you hold this kind of notion. grow a spine and break i off like an adult or die alone because you're too emotionally stunted to hold any kind of meaningful relationship in your life.

>>726457050
And they say watching porn is a waste of time.

>>726457050
top kek

ITT: People are falling for this fake shit.

He clearly played a retarded porn and recorded it with a phone, so he can get attention

sage

>>726472587
you don't belong here. 4chan is the internet hate machine, nigger.

>>726454858
>op finds gf
>op is fucking retarded but gf still finds him attractive and falls in love with him
>op is a dumb fuck who can't satisfy her needs at bed
>she founds a fuckbuddy cause she still loves op and wants this rellationship going on
>op founds it out and he is mad

lel