Hey goat fuckers aka Muslims, i got a question for you: Why

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>>726449235
Seriously, how can you deem this humble animal as haram? Could it be you just hate fun?

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>>726449235
If so, why do you hate fun? If you had fun you could enjoy this tasty treat

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>>726449235
Honestly you goat fucking child molesters are missing out.

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>>726449235
Is this pork porn getting everyone hot and bothered?

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>>726449235
>>726449359
>>726449509
>>726449710
you okay there, bud?

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>>726449868
Just sharing some pork porn fam. Want some more?

>>726449933
I fucked around and got a triple duble

>>726449868
OP's fine. Apparently just has fantastic taste in pork preparation.

>picture of trap

Hey you degenerate male heterosexuals? Why do you hate such a divine tasty feminine penis?

POST MOAR

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>>726450027
Damn str8. Enjoy the divine swine

>>726449359
that is the worst fucking score and sear on porkbelly ive ever seen

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Mmm, you got any'a them french fried potaters?

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Those quads!

>>726450112
Even i got to agree. Total amateur move from the source

Cause they don't sell it at...


ALAN'S SNACKBAR

>>726450155
Them dubz

>>726450193

I actually meant these quads...
>>726449999

>>726450261
But he wasnt here

>>726449235
All I know is that pigs are the only animal that's blood can be safely used on humans, so maybe we're more similar than we think? That shit would kinda put me off too

>>726450358
But blood sausage (or black pudding for britbongs) is delicious.

>>726449235
Actually ate it couple times by mistake
Tbh it wasnt great
If we all ate
The price of pork would go a higher rate

>>726450497
But it would lower beef, so silver lining is cheap yet tasty steaks

filthy infidel

>>726449710
Goatse is a white thang
And thai lolis is what u like to bang

>>726449235
Tasted it once, hated it and didnt like it. Bacon on a pizza is GOAT. The only thing i would eat again would be bacon on a pizza and only then.

>>726450497
But the majority of pork has had its true flavor bred out. Heritage breeds and feral pigs are how it's supposed to tasted.

>>726450590
Wat ya gonna do, hurl rocks at me? Get rekt goat fucker

They don't eat pork for one simple reason...

In the Coran, it says that Mohamed was lost in the desert and was really thirsty. Then, he saw a pig which lead him to a source of water.

From then, he said pigs won't be eaten anymore.

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>>726450290

But he is now.

>>726450566
Thats assuming we favoured steak less
But knowing businessman wont lower it by my guess

>>726450704
>In the Coran, it says that Mohamed was lost in the desert and was really thirsty. Then, he saw a pig which lead him to a source of water.

Thats an odd way of saying a fat chick helped him out

>>726450639
We do yearly organized hunts for wild pigs here. Their population doesn't decrease so much that it is a problem, and we get to feast on some god tier feral swine meat. It's a bit strong, but makes for very good stews.

hmmm britbong here, all these ragheads in my country do whatever the fuck they like and still call themselves muslim.

They drink alcohol, eat pork and do drugs then have a superiority complex because they go to mosque and their imaginary friend is the bestest.

Also all the sand niggers in my country make up for a massive percentage of our crime. Most drug dealers pushing on the street, paki, you want a ten bag of weed and your friend has a number? It will likely be a paki dropping you off 0.6 for £10.

When it comes to money they seem to be very amoral, as in they would rob their own mother...

based on ignorant ancient ideas that laying in dirt and looking dirty will make your insides unclean. recently talked to an african guy who believed this.

>>726450795
I fucking love wild meat. The iron like taste lets you know it was living free

>>726449235

Apparently the rule original stems from the fact that pig meat spoils very fast in hot environments and will cause serious health issues of consumed then.

Just like the rule that catholic priest can't marry original came from the fact that the church didn't want to have to share it's wealth with the heirs of the priests.

>>726450877
If you turn it into jerky it won't spoil. Ask the Mexicans

>>726450704
thats the stupidest shit I ever heard, because one wild pig knew the way to water, its entire species was saved from being eaten.

Wheras the rest of the unopportune creatures they eat are condemned to slaughter.

What am I even talking about its a medieval religion that uneducated amoebas in shitpot countries cling to.

>>726450639
What a bad decision
To breed pigs without precision
Its not marketable to breed pigs that taste like ass
Only cuz it grows fast bigger muscle mass

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>>726449235

Nothing can beat a fresh Mettbrötchen.

>>726450851
I met a guy from Turkey a while back, and asked him why they wouldn't eat pork. He literally said they eat where they shit.

>>726450975
The Italians have a zero kilometer policy for food that personally is genius.

>>726451031
So do goats, chickens, and sheep yet they eat them

>>726451115
This hypocrisy is one of the many reasons Islam is nothing but a pedophilic death cult

>>726450825
Muzzys look after their own
As u put yours in a retirement home
When youre poor your morals are comprimsed
But even with wealth you do more evil hence why your race is despised

>>726451242
I can smell the goat shit on you filthy mudslime.

>>726449235
Pig related

>>726451206
Not to mention a high percentage of them are multiple generations incestual

>>726451337
U 1337 bastard

>>726451400
And if history is correct the Moors were nothing but raping barbarians

>>726449235
Y u h8in bruh

>>726451618
Y so cuckt m8?

>>726450704

>From then, he said pigs won't be eaten anymore.

I thought they don't eat them because the consider them filthy?

>>726451851
Goats, chickens, and sheep are far more filthy

actually not eating pork (along with some other animals like rabit and camel) comes from the old testiment

>>726451955
They were clearly shortsighted and retarded

>>726452008
good thing they moved on from that, like normal behaving evolving people...oh wait

>>726452213
RL religion is why i worship the Nordic Pantheon of Skyrim

>>726451242
lol what?

what are you even saying here?

MY experience with muslims, superiority complex, NO MORALS, robbing, lying thieving cunts.

Look after your own? mate when I lived in sheffield I'd here of you fuckers robbing each other every other day.

You could go to a paki drug dealer who you spend 50 quid with every time you go to and they still weigh you out 0.7 for £10, and theyd do the same to their own.

Wheras a white drug dealer would atleast give you 7 grams for same money.

ya'll try overcharge in corner shops, taxis everything.

Most dishonest bunch of cunts ive every met.

>>726452371
Congrats on Brexit m8

>>726450112
It looks like they forgot to take the plastic cover off

>>726452371
who ever said they werent just a bunch of hypocrites?

>>726451955
arabs eat camel

>>726452445
WHOFUCKINGWRAPSPORKBELLYINPLASTICKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

>>726452422
lol, didnt vote for that shit and im out as soon as I finish my degree (1.5 years).

My heritage is Irish-Italian so I qualify for dual citizenship, northern Italy is where I intend to move, good strategic place in the mountains when europe becomes completely goatfuckered, be able to see sandniggger skin against white snow for miles.

Be sniping those motherfuckers, using tnt to drop avalanches on the cunts.

>>726452574
So when is Ireland leaving the EU or are those ginger cunts too fucking cucked at this point to be saved?

>>726452574
tnt ...? use mountainside Scissors and cut these grey niggers open...

Never trust anyone that doesn't eat bacon.

>>726449235
We have no problem with the pig, every animal respects Allah. We just don't eat them, they're nasty creatures.

>>726452793
Not as nasty as what you eat

>>726452861
Like what?

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>>726451242
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>>726450497
I see what you're doing
But its just a waste of your time
Poetry on /b/? that's like
>casting pearls before swine

>>726449235
Who would serve a whole pig like that? It wouldn't even be seasoned

>>726452673
....it isnt matey boy

Dual citizenship as in EU + GB citizen, provided article 54 is executed british people will likely need a passport to travel in europe and visas for each country. An EU citizen can travel freely in europe and also live there.

Likely hood for future expats is (because who the fuck wants to retire in the UK, all the european countries are comparitively god tier) is that respective countries will make it alot harder for them to apply for citizenship.

pork tastes too salty

>>726452947
That's roast Suckling pig. As in, a baby pig. So its not really a "whole pig" in the way you mean. And when you have meat that fine, it doesn't need much seasoning. Just a little salt will do ya.

>>726452947
Believe it or not, the skin is salted and the meat is rubbed with spices and is slow roasted over hot coals and smoke. Have you even had whole hog barbecue?

>>726450877
This, nigga.

Ever eat a ham biscuit at hamburger king? It's like investing in diarrhea.

>>726452927
this also, muzzies in britain are all wanabe gangstia spitting 'bars' blud ya get me bludd, 'yala, yala'

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>>726453051
CEASE

>>726452694
what is......'monton-suede scassors'???

>>726452904
Chickens carry lice in their feathers as well as avian flu. Goats eat and sleep in they're own shit and carry fleas. Same with sheep.

>>726452974
that was your dads cock

>>726453151
Its a form of cooking the french invented where you dig a pit outside and cover the pig in palm leaves and slow roast it over coals while after letting the pig marinate in a vat of butter overnight.

>>726453159
I'm a vegan, I don't eat any animals. But our animals are cared for better than they are where you live apparently. That's like saying all humans carry Ebola.

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>>726453051
aaarrrrrggggeeelllllsssmmuuuuccccckkkk

>>726452963
Lmao yeah all those god tier eu countries full of mudslimes sound great for retirement. Cant wait to retire in the smoking rubble of western civ.

>>726453051
I have, I guess we always did it differently. When the pig is done, we just shred it and separate them into serving pans, then season to taste. We don't really do spices

>>726449235
Actually pigs are not haram, eating pigs is haram. As a matter of fact, during the Mohammed Era, pigs were bred for cleaning shit from the streets because they ate it. (because y'know sewer systems weren't available a that time)
So the ancient Arabs considered them disgusting because who wants to eat something that feeds on garbage and poop.

It applies to other animals too. In case someone witnesses a haram animal eating poop then that specific animal is haram for a while until it's fit to eat.

Now you can argue that pigs today don't eat shit and eat healthy farm produce. Well yeah but they can give motherfucking tapeworms.

>>726453461
Well anything can give you a tapeworm if you don't cook it well enough

>>726453461
Copious amounts of antibiotics handle tapeworms so yeah.

Let's all do bacon.

>>726453595
If you ate tapeworms, would they give you tapeworms?

>>726453695
>>726453595
Better be safe than sorry

>>726453718
yes

>>726453718
Tapeworms are literally huge, moving eggsacks.

>>726453767
Raw chicken can kill you. Better not eat any chicken in case it's not cooked well enough, right? Better safe than sorry

>>726453718
Ask a skinny bitch.
She will tell you.

>>726453318
>portugal
>spain
>italy
>rural france

yep, pretty much all these places expats go to have considerably less musies than the 'great' british isles.

Go into ANY british city and its white people who are a minority these days, Luton is actually part of the muslim state im pretty sure, white people dont even go there anymore.

So yea, I would prefer live in any of the above countries to this shithole.

>bad weather
>ultra expensive
>poor public services
>laughable political system
>miserable white people, loads of sand niggers.
>shit food

I surely know where id rather live

>>726453891
I bet you thought you were making a point

>>726452371

thats super racist anon, pakis are ok and smell nice :)

>>726454006
I bet you avoid the argument altogether and stoop to a simple "hurr durr what you said was dumb" when you have nothing else to say

>>726454065
Fuck you. I'm brown and know exactly what he's talking about. It's fucking insane.

>>726454065
haha, living in sheffield made me racist.

Ive travelled around alot, lived in foreign countries etc.

When you travel and meet many people from different cultures you find some stereotypes to be true, some false, some inbetween.

Ive met 100's of pakistanis now and I have to say without hesitating they are the worst race of people I have ever met,

>moneygrabbing
>slimy
>thieving robbing cunts
>always have a superiority complex because their 'cast' system is so engrained.
>xenophobic
>rude as fuck to men
>even ruder to women
>dirty (long uncut nails with shit under them as just one example).
>really bad teeth
>worse than niggers(been short changed sums like 10p from their corner shops almost every time you go there)

>>726449235
Ex Muslim here who eats pig.

It's not that Muslims hate pig, they're just brainwashed into thinking that it's extremely disgusting therefore the reason why it's "Haram" to eat.

Just to give you an idea of how 'brainwashing' religion can be. After a year or so after being an atheist I finally was able to try bacon. I actually somewhat struggled to put it in my mouth because it felt wrong. Once I could taste it, I was fine. But it really did make me think how strong dogma can be.

Pulled pork is god tier btw.

>>726454254
you got me.

I bet you voted for communism. I mean, well, you know

>>726449979

Freakin niggas every way like MJ

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>>726454394
>pulled pork is god tier

>>726449235
Why are you posting a pic of their god? Allah the Swine is coming for you. Lol

>>726454394
I've got a "Muslim" in law. Grew up in Iran, yadda yadda, came to the states, became an engineer, married a white lady (2nd cousin)

I tell ya that man was chomping at the bit to eat some fucking lobster. Not only was it Haram, but he was pretty sure he was allergic to it. Fucker kept up with me and ate like 3 of them.

>>726449235
Hey kiddo!

>>726454386
I feel kind of odd about this Anon. Being an ex-Muslim British Pakistani, I somewhat get where your coming from. I've had similar experience with Pakistanis in certain parts of the country, mainly those with a low socioeconomic background.

As to generalise a race/nationality is stupid. I can bet you that upbringing and environment is the reason some pakis are the way they are. It's the Pakistani communities that don't really assimilate into the culture that are fucked.

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>>726454940
As previously stated I would consider myself pretty evenly minded on the whole race thing, but consistently I have had the same experience every time with Pakistanis, and talking of the socio-economic thing is bullshit because ive met pakistanis from varying wealth backgrounds, Ive even met a millionaire dentist who was a cunt too.

You know how I know that the sun will set this evening and rise in the morning? because in 26 years of my life it has always done so.

From all the pakistanis and muslims Ive met, 99.9% have been awful human beings, ive met enough of them to make a statistical generalisation.

In the same way that Greeks tend to be massive mysogonysts, the french tend to be take the piss out of foreigners trying to speak french, and how the germans tend to be very logical people.

Stereotypes exist for a reason I guess...

derp it's because people learned early on that eating under cooked pork led to death due to parasites. Back then people didn't know this and thought they were cursed for eating pork and died slow painful deaths.