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Should I fuck her for $50?
I can spare the money, so that's not an issue
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Your money is better spent on 12 $4 meals from wendys.
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50 dollars for a hooker almost always means there is something shady, she is on drugs, someone is going to mug you, or she has something wrong with her.
Obviously there can be exceptions, but honestly I think you'd be way better off just getting the 4 for 4$ double-stack deal and jacking off.
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>>726438812
Yeah 50 is pocket change
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>>726438812
A couple questions, where are you getting this contract(backpage?)? Do you want to fuck a fucken dyke because that's what you're doing?
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>>726438812
just save the money
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>>726438812
She do anal?
She suck without a condom?
She swallow?
How did you find her?
What city?
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>>726439297
"All I want for 50"
She needs money for a car payment
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That 4 for 4 looks better imo
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>>726438812
Do u even ad block bro
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>>726439440
So you know her personally?
What city?
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>>726439648
I've been talking to her for a couple days, and middle of nowhere iowa
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>>726439440
will the sex even be enjoyable or will it feel forced...
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>>726439440
You can do what you want, but even the grossest hooker can charge at LEAST 100 bucks on backpage. if she is being so cheap it usually means something is off.
Did you look up her phone number to see if she has any reviews? She isn't cute enough to be a sting, but I do think the probability of you being mugged is high.
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>>726439766
Eh. Ain't gonna leave with anything but $50 and a burner phone so they can mug me all they want. Jokes on them though
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>>726439766
Sometimes low rates means she just doesn't know what the going rate is. One of the best fucks I've ever had was from a young, naive redhead on backpage who'd never done it before. $100 doesn't get you shit where I live, but with her it got me an hour and a creampie.
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>>726440177
Same but it was 60 and she was blonde
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>>726440256
Nice. Mine was 25 and curvy, yours?
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>>726440177
>>726440256
Where do I find these whores and how can I get over the nervousness and shaking. I almost went through with it once but fuck too nervous.
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>>726438812
Bro, for $50 you could get like at least 10 Wendy's 4 for 4's what the fuck are you even doing
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>>726440422
18 and petite. Pigtails and all. Shit was the best pussy I ever had
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>>726438812
you're better off getting that 4 for $4
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one girl in university said she needed money to pay for insurance and she said jokingly I would blow you for 50 bucks.

I said okay lets do it, and she visited me in the evening and in the end she did not even want the money, I fucked her three times after this
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>>726440441
The hundred dollar creampie comes around only when the planets align exactly right. You take your blessings when you find them, but you have to be prepared to pay the going rates. Look on backpage (dating section). Use google reverse image search and tineye on all of their pics. If they show up linked to a twitter or instagram page, are on escort ads in lots of different locations, or on porn sites, it's probably fake. After that, just call, email, or text as she indicates on the ad. I was nervous as fuck the first time I did it too, but just walk in there like a boss and do your shit.

>>726440567
Fuck me, I wish I could find a girl like that.
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Anal? Yes.
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Ehh I would but before you meet her call a friend and tell him if I don't call you back by (designate a time) then call the police. Going to jail is better then dying. Plus if you're smart you may be able to talk your way out of jail time
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>>726440751
LIterally her first time. Next week she was charging 200 for a half. It's all about the window of opportunity
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>>726438812
>>726439000
Looks like a dude so don't do it unless you're afaggot
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Welp now she's ignoring me.
>tfw you get rejected by a hooker
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>>726438812
Is that an ad or her diet?
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>>726440751
I can't just fucken walk in their like a boss sober. I'm a virgin and wouldn't know where to begin.
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>>726440883
I can believe it. My redhead was her first time hooking too. I chatted her up after, got the okay to save her number for the next time I needed to bust a nut, and then never heard back from her again. She never posted another ad
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>>726441241
Yes you fucking can. I still had my V-card too. Just lie down and let her do her thing. She doesn't care about how good you are, but she'll act like you're a sex god descended from heaven anyways.
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>>726441375
Is oral sex allowed and encouraged on the woman? I don't want to go down on a hoe who just got down with Tyrone and didn't wash deep enough.
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I would fuck her
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>>726441501
I would not do oral on a hooker
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>>726438812
Not entirely convinced that's a "she"
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>>726441241
Or run the ol robbery play. My buddy and I used to all the time
>look for hooker in shit motel marked as "independent" (as to avoid pimps)
>go, fuck, pay
>when done, shoot quick text to buddy outside
>as you leave he bursts in with weapon (we used pellet gun).
"GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY"
>takes money I spent (and sometimes extra) and runs off
>she can't call cops cuz she's a hooker
>square up later
>get my money back
>rotate who's the cop and who's the robber each time

Stupid, hell yeah. But the fun was endless
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>>726441501
Depends on the woman. Ask her.
Protip: Don't bother trying if you find out she does bareback. You're in for a nasty surprise.
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>>726441692
What if she's a blonde? Want to taste a women...
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>>726441863
I'm just talking me personally. Wouldn't matter what she looked like.
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>>726441843
That's fucken retarded. Motels have cameras and usually a security guard roaming. Good way to ruin your night.
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>>726438812
She looks like a great fuck. If money isn't an issue, fifty bucks is a bargain.
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>>726442170
I have literally never stayed at a hotel with a security guard, and I've stayed at a bunch of hotels over the years. Security cameras, maybe.
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>>726443773
Sorry, meant motels.
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>>726439062
>>726440678
This.

With 50$ you could get 48 sandwiches (I'm not including tax though, so maybe not quite that many). Pretty sure you could have a lot more fun with 48 sandwiches, than you will with some cheap, potentially disease ridden whore.
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>>726444612
She looks fine, honestly, pussy is pussy. Might as well enjoy it.
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>>726444922
OK, enjoy your new STDs then
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>has to pay for sex
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>>726445786
We all pay for sex in one way or another. This is just a little more direct than dinners, entertainment, presents, etc.
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Fuck that. For $50 you can get 6 huge bowls of truly excellent pho bo at Nam Phuong.
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>>726439062
This but get the Crispy Chicken BLT instead. (Ask them to drop a new chicken patty for you when you do. The cheese will melt better.)
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>>726438924
That leaves two dollars
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don't leave any money
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>>726447874
They generally want the money up front. The only one I ever met that didn't was because I was a regular. She usually dropped to her knees and unzipped my jeans as a way of saying hello as soon as the door closed.
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>>726440151
Middle of where? Nowhere right...
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