Femanons: Please do this and post pics. We need to learn whether

Whoa holy shish

>>726425646
fake as your mother's love for you

>>726425646
Iron Tits

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>>726425646
I'm pretty certain that those are implants, which are transparent.
normal flesh does not have that degree of translucency. (if it were, you could shine a light through your arm, or the likes. )

>>726426515
this seems likely

but I for one am pretty fucking interested to get some comparisons

>>726426515
I think the inclusion of a solid substance called bone within the human arm may have something to do with that, you fucking dolt.

>>726426864
I think I found my new fetish....

>>726426864
>>726425646
all my gamer instincts tell me these are about to blow, guys get down.

>>726425646
Fake. Look at her hands. Too wrinkled to have perky ones like that

>>726427033
what would one call this?

>>726426864
fantastic


more femanaons pls!!! we must do this for science!!!!!

>>726426515
If the light was strong enough it could theoretically pass all the way through the breast tissue.

Gonna need much stronger flashlights than those however.

how many people actually own two flashlights? wtf is this

>>726426864
Absolutely fucking terrifying

>>726427361
Titglowing?

>>726427361
redface V:

Tried this with my GF before and it didn't work. We ended up stretching my balls over the light and you could see all the veins. Pretty weird.

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>>726425646
this pic was proven fake. she had holes under her boobs plus fake tits

>>726427516

One flashlight would work fine.... though i own 6

>>726427361
A lit tit fetish

>>726427667
>holes under her boobs

>>726426864
I've always found the veins in a girl's breast sexy as fuck. This is instant diamonds.

>>726427583
Make it something cooler. Like "TorchTitties"

>>726426864
WICKED.

I, personally, do not like these red boobs.

>>726426738
>I think the inclusion of a solid substance called bone

are you trying to say that bone fills the entire arm? I dont know about you, but my humerus is about an inch wide. my bicep is about 5 inches wide. my thigh is about 9 inches wide, and the femur's about an inch and a quarter. and my flank, below my ribs? there's no bone there. but I know a torch isnt going to shine through that.

But you know where it does shine through? My hand. if I stick my hand, which is full of bones, on a bright halogen bulb, I can see a pink light thorugh the back of my hand.

so, who's the "fucking dolt"?

not me, dolt.

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>>726427660
the second sentence is straight out of a YLYL thread

>>726427759
>>726427690
>>726427583
>>726427361
blazing boobies

>>726426864
If this were a boss I'm pretty sure both tits would have to be taken out first before damage could be done to her main body. After 30 seconds though they would regenerate and you have to start again.

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>>726428144

>>726428199
Also you would have to wait for her to do a heavy charge before they become exposed for you to attack

>>726427583
i liek this

>>726427583
>Titglowing

Show me your GlowTits™

>>726428720
best nightlight ever.

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>>726427137
>Underrated post

>>726428787
I would legit buy a tit nightlight. Someone get a kickstarter going!

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I assume it works on real boobs if it's done to check for tumors, not positive though

She's got electric boobs

Her mom has too

You know I read it in a magazeeee-hine...

>>726425646
>>726426864
Okay, that's pretty impressive.

>>726427361
Boob Bulbing?

>>726427137
lost

shiny boobs

>>726427892
bone and muscle in the arm dont allow for transillumination.

the tits are basically fat (blocks light), arteries/veins/lymph/cutaneous nerves, glands (probably dont transilluminate), and that's about it.

doubt real tits transilluminate like that.

but yeah, anyone that believes tits = arms are pretty fucking dumb.

>>726429103
fuckwin :D

>>726429153
I could see "Bulbing" being the obscure fetish name. Like "sounding"

>>726426864
wow!

im doing this with every woman from now on so they know how cool their tits are.

They are called boob-o-lanterns, Opie and Anthony made them popular for.halloween years ago

>>726427892
>5 inch bicep
Are you a woman or a child?

>>726427361
Boob candling.

Farmers put a light behind chicken eggs (or any bird egg) so they can see how the chick is developing, and this is called "candling" the egg, because they used to use a candle to do it.

>>726429307
hm so i guess fat and glands do not block light, after all.

fuck yeah, science.

>>726429611
I second candling.

>>726429745
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>726427660
>We ended up stretching my balls over the light

>>726425646
>>726426864
I think I have a new fetish
I want me some lightboobs
like lightbulbs but boobs
Lightboobs

>>726427137
Than your instincts are shit. They're clearly weak spots you fucking casual.

>>726430144
xd

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>>726429745
You're ruining it

>>726429803
I'm watching a new porn genre be created and i feel like I'm witnessing history. This is why I come on this site

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>>726430071

>>726430765
kek

>>726426864
veiny, so these are real right.
>not trolling, actually that new to this concept. how can you tell which are real or fake?

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>>726430071
i got you anon

>>726429611
>Farme
i posted what to call it and boob candling it is. dubs win

Hello this sucks I have DD cups and no light passed through also I could only find one fucking flashlight and it's not even that good so yea I'm going to need to try again when I have a better light source :/

>>726426864
im about to put a flash light under my balls

>>726431265
It's settled. I'll call Webster's Dictionary in the morning.

>>726431640
Well, show us what you got anyway.

>>726431640
post current results anyway. we need datapoints!!

>>726432107
Exactly. We need controls. This is a brand new science, still in its infancy. Any data we can get is essential!

>>726430922
this. what the fuck are you talking about? all tits light up. doesn't mean they are real or fake.

I think we should expand this thread. Lights are cool and all, but what about General titty science? What happens to a titty if exposed to a powerful laser? What about changes in temperature? Does a cold tit react differently than a hot tit?

These are questions we need answers to!

>>726432995
Would like to witness a breast with a small magnet surgically implanted, being moved with other magnets of varying strength. You know, for research and such.

>>726433270
Yes! Magnetic titties! Brilliant!

Still no volunteers for science? Shame. Women always have had trouble getting into STEM fields.

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>>726433809
>Women always have had trouble getting into STEM fields.

>>726426864

I never knew i needed this in my life. Now i want to see those red tits in the dark flashing on and off.

>>726432905
Whos this goddess??????

>>726434118
Excuse me, are you opressing her?

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>>726426864
fucking lol

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>>726434755

>>726432905
>>726434456
Isn't that that coalburner attentionwhore who wound up getting stabbed by a nigger?

>>726434755
God have mercy, what have we done?

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>>726434755
kekky kekky kek

>>726434118
So, what the actual fuck is an "interaction engineer"? Am I correct in assuming it's some made up bullshit?

>>726435193
she likely makes more than you do

>>726435051
Tubby custard machine, motherfucker!

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>>726434755
oh yeah?

>>726435280
Settle down, Francine.

And no, she likely doesn't.

>>726425646
-)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Huat89z2WrA

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>femanons please do this
>femanons
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL gtfo normie

>>726432905
Who dis?

>>726429745
Me likey

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>>726434755
AM BECOME DENNY, DESTROYER OF WORLDS =)

>>726434755
I am tits, destroyer of threads.

It is real. I saw a stripper do it in Vegas a few years back.

BTW you can do this to your ball sac. You just need a strong light.

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Mmm nipples-)

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>>726427660
i came here to fap not to laugh

I'm going to Amsterdam next week. This has convinced me to bring my maglite along.

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This is the best unintentional ylyl thread I've ever been a part of, thanks OP.

>>726427405
Actually, I believe those might be tactical flashlights, so they would have plenty of lumens to punch through. However, there is significant backlighting in the photo, so I find it unlikely that they would shine through so cleanly, unless they had a truly ridiculous bright flashlight.

>>726427516
For a while there, the Costco in my town was carrying a 3-pack of similar looking flashlights.

>>726426738
Taking into account that I can shine a sufficiently bright enough light through my hand, that seems unlikely. Besides, not everyone is a twig with nothing but a bone there.

>>726427759
TorchTitties™

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I bought a glow condom once. Tried to fuck my gf with it on. She said no. Not no to sex. Just the glowing. That was a disappointment.

I don't know if it would have been bright enough but it would have been cool to light up her vulva.

>>726429103
You know, if Elton John were straight, I'm sure he would have changed the line like that.

>>726434755
Holy fuck, I thought you shopped this. Crazy!

>>726436444
Kekd and checkd

>>726436514
What a fucking spoilsport

>>726429550
Not that Anon, but he said wide, so I'm assuming he means a diameter, not a circumference. Not everyone is from /fit/, you know.

>>726436593
???

>>726436514
I wonder if a girl stuck a strong enough flashlight in her vag, if you could see a glow through her skin?

More science!

>>726426864
Where are the flashlights here?

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>>726436925
>Where are the flashlights here?

>>726432905
And that on the bottom of the breast, my friends, is a cancerous tumor. You can tell by the lack of light passing through, despite surrounding tissue being it.

And the science behind that is that cancer tissue is denser and harder that the normal fatty tissue, thus being clearly visible.

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>>726434755
Noice.

>>726437018
Actually, it's probably scar tissue from when a nigger stabbed her in the tit. No joke.

>>726425646
Holy Hell get her a Mammogram! That Left tit looks like it has a couple lumps. Those aren't all blood vessels!

>>726437012
I'm sorry, I don't follow

>>726426864
Where are the flashlights?

>>726427361
redtit

>>726437018
>>726437018
RIP

>>726437158
under armpits faggot

>>726437158
meant to say fleshlights

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>>726436789
Elton John. Singer of Benny and the Jets, the song that was being paraphrased. And one FABULOUS motherfucker.

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>>726437134
>>726437018
Nope, that would do it too. Carry on.

>>726436718
Fuck, yeah. On multiple occasions. Glad she dumped me because I was hooked. She drags her new guy to church every week. A lifetime of the missionary position for him.

>>726437657
don't diss missionary... especially if she puts her legs on your shoulders and makes it extra tight

>>726437657
The missionary position is awesome. They give you a free trip to Africa and everything!

>>726437376
Oh jeez, lol. I thought those were the lyrics!!! (I know who EJ is.)

Damn I wish I had a flashlight for science reasons....

>>726437376
And now, because it'll be stuck in my head until I listen to it, Jukebox time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5rQHoaQpTw

>>726438117
Electric Boots, a Mohair Suit.

Basically, typical punk/rock attire of the era.

>>726429611
But we're not using candles faggot we're using flashlights and we can't call it boob flashlighting now can we. I say we call it boob brightening

>>726439066
"Boob brightening" sounds like a version of asshole bleaching, though... using chemicals to lighten the skin tone on tits.

>>726439066
The term candling is outdated, yes, but the process of candling hasn't used an actual candle in many decades. And what's wrong with TittyTorching?

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>>726425646
...

>>726434118
>my single piece of anecdotal evidence trumps your actual researched fact

you sure got him

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>>726425646
this is going to be the new rule: lightboob or get the fuck out

>>726439713
>TittyTorching
Too literal. Need something like "borching."

As if any of these spotty virgins on B has access to real tits.

>>726440856
you mean there isn't A SINGLE femanon on b with tits and a flashlight?

>>726440856
I do! They're like bags of sand. So good.

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Guys, we're all forgetting something here.

>>726441054
You mean salty milk coins

>>726437012
I have the exact same painting in my house and that makes me uncomfortable

>>726441399
Kek

Someone do this to their balls and post results

>>726441972
you do it.

>>726442042
I did, but my balls are ugly

>>726442042
You do it

>>726442210
i dont have a flashlight.. i would tho

>>726442187
who care what your balls looks like.. do it for science

I'm about to start capping this for posterior.

>>726442308


Someone

>>726435193
>mfw I have a mechanical engineering degree
>mfw I am looking for a job
>mfw I have to sift through hundreds of "engineer" job listings of various levels of bullshit in my search

When the fuck did "engineer" get so watered down?

>>726442793
>tfw she gets paid more than you ever will

>>726442643
hello /r/4chan>>726442793

What in fucks name is this threat kek

>>726443261
Fuck off with your reddit cancer.

I just think lightboolbs should be saved for future events involving body parts and lights.

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>>726443725
I cringe every time someone wants to be in an le ebic screen cap.

>>726430765
Top kek

>>726444086
Agreed. There is no more succinct way to announce "I am an underage/outsider/humongous faggot" than to beg to be in a screen cap. And the worst part is those Reddit faggots always appease the beggars

>>726442264

>i dont have a flashlight

What kind of impoverished, third-world hellhole do you live in?

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>>726443261
when the fuck did being a mechanical engineer mean I'm not aspie enough to belong to this shitty site instead of that shitty site? Hey, fuck you, newfag. I've been here since I was 14 and wasn't supposed to, back in '07. Back when you faggots taught me the phrase "I came buckets," inspiring me to name my new undead mage "Icumbuckets," which randomly earned me 8000+ gold in WoW because some dude was shutting down his account at that moment and he liked my name.

/b/ has been good to me.

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>>726445274
>Icumbuckets
how long did the name last before you were forced to change?

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>>726445274
>WoW
>/b/ has been good to me

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>>726445437
>Screename: Icumbuckets

>>726426864
Nice tits though

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>>726445437
kek, he asked me if it was my first character, and so I obviously replied "yes." Afterward, I immediately ran off to the nearest mailbox, sent all the gold to my main, and deleted the character to remove all evidence. Never had a chance to find out how long it'd last.

>>726445515
I already said I'm aspie and I belong here. What more do you want from me, anon?

>>726430765
Kek and i don't even know why

can we get back on topic? i want to see some tits

>>726439713
The fact that it sounds like arson, or some radical islamic bullshit.

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Am I doin it right?

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>>726446042

lul
blizz still has logs, if that's what you were worried about

>>726446438
fuck off normie

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>>726446971
I quit playing years ago. I think my account got banned at some point for some reason too, fuck if I know, I just got the emails. No vidya is worth a monthly sub fee to play, imo. Good riddance.

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>>726447437
you can use ingame gold to buy gametime now, but yea I swapped to LoL now, though I'm spending more than a month wow fee on skins each month, desu

>>726447437
>>726447857

people pay to have their lives wasted?

>titty torching
>suddenly about WoW
please we need more tites (titty lights)

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>>726448088
noones paying me to waste their lives for them

>>726448452
boobs for you, faggot

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huh.

>>726435343

HAHA WTF

>>726425646
E T phone home

so is this thread epic or not?

>>726449216
ouch...

>>726449237
nope.

not enough contributions

>>726430765
That is incredible! The Temple of Sex.

>>726431016
All of the sudden I'm feeling ultra-violent.

Somebody already created the official boob candling website. Good job!
http://mylifeasarobot.tumblr.com/

>>726449865

>mylifeasarobot
>my life as a robot
>robot

*somebody*

>>726449604
You need some Ludwig Van, oh my /b/rother

Shit I need a good torch to try this on my nuts.

>>726427137
>gamer btw haHAA

>>726437012
how amazing would it be if you could just grab your wife by the skull like a beer can and swing her about the place

>>726451208
who the fuck swings a beer car all about the place?

>>726451244
I meant the way you grab it you mongo
>the slavgrab

>>726432995
Hope no one holds a flashlight up to /b/ then. The size of the cancerous tumor around here no one wants to see

i like my bitches without vocal chord parasites

>>726452020
Kek

>>726442793
It's "interaction" engineer. Meaning her stupid job is to manufacture conversations with people... learn english. That sounds like a shit job no one here would want.

>>726429153
This is now what I shall always call it

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>>726434755
Nuclear tits

>>726426864
Damn tits are nasty

I never wanna touch/suck one again

>>726454832
^ Implies they have ever have.

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>>726454976
uses gender neutral pronouns like a good little millennial

>>726426515
Possible. Those flashlights look like surefires. If they are, her tits would be getting hot pretty quickly. I forget how many lumens a cheap surefire offers, unfortunately. Would be useful for Op's request.

>>726425646
Thanks OP! Yet another thing to add to my bucket list for when I get a girlfriend.

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>>726456504
>he thinks he will get a gf

Someone do this to their dick and/or nutsack.

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>>726456750
a man can hope, right?

>>726429745
That's gotta be Beshine's massive tit.

> Weird boner

We're calling this boob candling.

>>726445892
Can one of you (this type) explain to me why on earth you think this goatbeard is renotely attractive/a good idea/suits you?

I have a friend whose also a fat gamer beardfag and he would literally storm out if I tried asking him.

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>>726456886
hope is fools mother

>>726425646
BOOB CANDLEING

>>726425646
>photontorpedoes.jpg

I tried but nothing happens...?

>>726435372
Newfag detected

>>726457841
>Update
stronger light. i also tried and it worked till my flashlight died

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>>726457868
we require pictures, manboobs are acceptable

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>>726434755

>>726457964
phone is kill. was trying to then my cellaphang died. ALSO GOOGLE BREASTLIGHT it has soo many pics. im so invested in this now

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>>726458021
tell me more

Femanon here. interested in this science. Would like to contribute and will ask friends to as well. we need a page or an email something to do all this in and we can make it like a huge fetish that /b/ started. we have the opportunity to do something great . >>726458021

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>>726434755

>>726458120
it basically works just like the pics if u have a good enough flashlight. we could totally make this into a thing if we tried.

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>>726458204
>Femanon here

>>726425646
how is this thread still alive i saw this like 7 hours ago

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>>726458252
PM me your details

>>726434456
barrr ba rha

>>726437018
Or scar tissue from the implants. Either way I'm not convinced this is possible with natural tits. At all.

>>726435610
new pasta, for girls delivering to tits or gtfo

>>726457493
the goatbeard is not a conscious choice. it's merely a byproduct of laziness and apathy.

>>726458204
>Femanon here. interested in this science.

sounds legit to me

>>726455243
God its already wore the fuck out.

>>726427361

>>726436444
trips name the new fetish, Torchtitties it is

>>726427361
Headlights

>>726426738
this person is a fucking idiot who probably talks about other things on b too

>>726441054
Moobs don't count

I just want to say that thread is amazing. I think I have now a titglow fetish.

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>>726458204
>femacunt here

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here is some new fap material i found online

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>>726459769
Breastlight is also quite nice

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>>726459851
can we like make a webpage, where women can upload their boobcandling pictures for us to review them and tell them they don't have cancer? ofc with publishing rights reserved for us to show them on the internet

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>>726459940

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>>726459968

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>>726460098

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>>726460119

>>726427361
Edward Flashlight Hands

>>726459940
Looks like you're holding a glowin cock against your tits.

Me wants to have glowing fleshy balloons too

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Somebody screencap this shit, we can write pron history here bois

We are making fetish history today boys!!!!

Put me in the screencap goys

>>726425646
Don't even put me in the screencap. I'm just happy to be a part of this.

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>>726426121
idk how this was overlooked, not a bad quip if you ask me. 7/10

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>>726427761

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please include me in the screencap

I will buy a powerful flashlight to immortalize this day forever.

Will this work with my booty too?

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screencap me ok thanks

>>726463338
there's only one way to find out

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this makes me very uncomfortable

when I saw this fucking weird thread, NINE HOURS AGO, that's when I pushed my chair back from my desk, said that's enough Internet for today and went to bed.

how is it still alive?

wtf I love boobs now

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>>726463820
Don't have any flashlight tho

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Thread of the year. It must never die

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Here's my Asian boob

>>726427361
Its called the boob 'o ' lantern
It was an opie and anthony bit

>>726464484
hey thats pretty good
however
>anonymous shitposting board
>not showing nudity

>>726464281
stick a flashlight up your ass and see if the light shines out your vagina
you'd be a fleshlight

>>726464484
I want to read a book by your booblight.

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>>726464327

>>726464592
can you read anon?

>>726429001
Already on it !!

>>726464484
MFW asian tits glow yellow.


Fucking lost my shit

>>726464802
sheeet

>>726464802
kek

>>726464693
Why bother reading what women have to say amiright

>>726464924
noyouarenot

>>726464484
Interesting. Wasn't sure this would work without implants. Nice.

10 hour thread!!!! Holy shitballs

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>>726425646
hi guise sorry for shit tier quality but confirmed for real tits I guess

>>726464484
Hmmm they really are yellow.

>>726427583
Sounds like a flying type pokemon.

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>>726429745

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>>726434755

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>>726434755
Breaking News:
Scientits just discoverd a new source of Energy.Woman all over the country are getting strapped to powerplants now.

>>726425646
This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist German engineer who vapes organic decaffeinated compressed soy breast milk on the regular and a person who does Indian naked crossfit yoga 5 times per week. Im also a male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian Apache helicopter dog who serves only to one master: my chihuahua which I helped cross the border of Mexico because I hate Donald Trump. My dog also walks me, if you find that weird than your an arrogant ignorant homophobic globaphobic sexist. Dammit i miss harambe so much.

>>726465223
It works kind of close to the light. Thanks for trying though, femanon.

>>726465223
Cheers, confirmed for real boobs, a great advancement in the name of truth and science was made this day with your aid.

>>726465223
thank you for this. it is much appreciated.

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>>726425646

>>726465563
Holy shit get out

>>726465563
Nice facebook copypasta, retarded underage faggot.

Flashlight boobs is now an 11 hour /b/ thread. This date will live in history.

>>726467564
anyone care to screencap this thread?

>Flashlight boobs

this is why I come to 4chan.