Waifu claiming thread
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Rules:
>Fuck you, these are my rules
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No cucking
>RP/ERP is permissible on rare occasion.
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Nice attitudes do not mean hugbox
>Most importantly, have fun!
Claiming best girl
>>726409371
And that too.
It's probably best to dial back the public affection, though that's just my opinion.
It'd be a shame to have to mentally categorize you with all the erp'ers.
still here
賢狼ホロはいびきをかかぬ!!
Having some more spirit
Le regret du Départ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rtR4tNrcus
>>726409990
piano holo!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtDNWpO_Aaw
>Tanya claimed
Hello all have you prayed to your personal trump statue today?
>>726409990
This reminds of some song, but I don't know what.. Wouldn't mind if it were even longer.
>>726410273
Best pencil.
>>726410419
Why would I have a trump statue?
>>726410419
putin statue.
>>726410452
How are you
Claiming Kurisu Makise as mai waifu desu~
>>726410678
Eh, so-so. Listening to Holo's pieces and had some tea, feeling a bit better.
How's you?
>>726410273
russianqt
>>726410772
YUUKI!! :')
Hello everyone
>Juvia claimed
>>726411705
Leeeewdviaaaa
>>726411705
loodvia
>>726411520
Hello
>>726411105
Hey anon i don't know the name of
>>726411103
Playing smite atm
>>726410678
Guess that works to.
>>726410598
Because he is our based god.
>>726412033
yuuki a best
>>726412529
yuuki-anon a best*
>>726412271
>puppets
>god
10/10 would laugh again
>>726411904
>>726411957
I am not lewd!
>
>>726412529
>>726412625
Both of these statements are correct
>>726412641
and what are you waiting for?
show some skin unless you are a mudslime loving shit
>>726412696
dawwwww
>>726412271
He is very much not based
Somebody who is based can control what they say
>>726412641
Denial isn't just a river in kentucky
>>726412248
Well..
>
>>726412857
>>726412627
He's my based god.
>>726412641
Leeeewdviaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>726412839
How's it going
>>726413015
>my
see you should start there next time so you don't look like an idiot trying to drag others with you
>>726413015
Only fools worship false gods
Hail the almighty lord Satan and ALL his glory.
>>726412696
damn I kinda wish that this post was a get
>>726413314
Post lewds.
>>726412806
No lewds are impure!
>>726412857
I'm not in denial. I'm not lewd!
>>726413015
I am not lewd!
>>726413027
Gooooodddd. What about youuu?
>>726412271
<3
>>726412875
Yeah, yeah.
>>726413463
Sounds like what someone who is lewd and in denial would say...
>>726413463
mudslime lover confirmed
>>726413429
>>726413463
Stop right there with that lewd shit
>>726413260
Ave, but he is a true god.
>>726413162
but muh cult of kek.
bow down shit lords
>>726413393
If only...
>>726413486
I'm alright, just hanging out right now. Should probably be doing homework tbh
>>726413463
Denying being in denial, classic
Soon we'll hit anger
>>726413621
Such is the belief of a fool
>>726413621
>>726413884
wew that was close too
leave konata alone
>>726413761
Why would I bow down to a toilet snake?
Not even tertiary consumer smh
>>726413887
Busty blonde catgirl > busty blonde foxgirl
>>726413884
What do you study?
>>726413761
No
>>726414069
This is the lewd police, stop right there criminal scum.
>>726413887
>Fedora tipping intensifies
>>726414069
Sweet.
>>726414419
i wanted to share that pics with you -_-
>>726414337
Same
>>726414510
Computer Science and Cyber Security
>>726414419
Kek are you schizophrenic or something?
>>726413554
I am not lewd!
Lewds are impure
>>726413621
I am not lewd!
>>726413887
We won't hit anything cause it's not denial!
I am not lewd!
>>726414069
My weakness!
Panty shots
>>726414419
Ok
>
>>726414611
Oh neat what's your favorite language?
>>726414530
>alt-right
Fucking autist.
Alt-right is shit. Its full of neonazi pansies.
>>726414530
>>726414469
She's not even always a cat...
>>726414530
I'm above fedoras
I puffed on my vape
>>726414662
You're weak to panty shots but aren't lewd?
S U S P I C I O N
>>726414726
Get out mud. We don't need you and we owe you nothing.
>>726414714
I've lately taken a liking to Python, but I like Java the most because I've spent the most time using it. Though Python has the better libraries
>>726414611
alright I'm calling it this time
I'll include you in the screencap if you want
>>726414940
Is python as powerful as Java?
Are we being harassing lewd?
>>726414611
How is that cyber sec security going anyways? Been thinking on doing that myself.
>>726414726
Shill detected
>>726414736
PUT THE WEAPON DOWN
>>726414862
Oh my lord...
>I smoke so I got nothing on that.
So, to recap
>gf called me
>gf says she can't let go of me
>gf says she dumped her last boyfriend and repeatedly says 'that's out of the way' (not verbatim)
>wants me back, basically
>openly says the fact that I haven't texted her for 3 months pissed her off, after she sent me an FB message saying she'd ignore *me* because I hadn't talked to her for a month or so (back in January)
>wants me to take her back, basically
I dunno.
There's some shit you just feel bound by God, maybe fate for some of you who aren't believers, to end up doing in life.
I thought when my dad said to me one night that no one ever ends up with their first he was wrong, at first. But I don't know what to make of that, now.
>Misaki claimed
>>726415075
>cyber sec security
wow I fucked up.
>>726415075
>>726415075
I should point out I was joking...
It seems to have gone over your head
>>726415127
if you go back enjoy being cucked
>>726414553
go fuck in a dress -_-
>>726414643
I'm Hispanic
>>726415127
Do what you want.
>>726415127
>you can stop texting me if you want
>she gets mad because she stopped talking to you
>mfw
>>726415127
If you can't see she's not worth the effort, then there's no helping you
Showing up late to the party
>>726414736
>more panty shots
>mfw
>>726414862
Just because i like to see up a ladies skirt does not mean i lewd my waifu
>>726415004
Trips get
>>726415041
Just as powerful I think. People have made some really crazy stuff with Python
>>726415075
It's a great market to look into with the way technology is moving nowadays. Grab a few certifications and you'll be good to go. It's hands on and fun if you're technically inclined
>>726415064
cute!
>>726415184
This is going to far stand do- OH SHIT IT's TAKING OVER!
>>726415216
I just know to many people who vape, besides I kinda need a smoke atm.
>>726415127
I'd say your dad WAS wrong. Doesn't mean that you have to be among the ones that ends up with their first.
>>726415773
>>726415660
Women, right?
>I'm going to ignore you
>Wait please don't ignore me I didn't really mean that
So basically doing that turned her on? I guess?
>>726415722
How do you guess, anon?
>>726415127
Careful with girls. I don't know your details, so i'll sprinkle parts of my own relationship history.
Basically, every time we fought, she'd get hyper dramatic about how much she loved me, and never wanted to break up, blah blah.
Eventually, we broke up for about a month. When we got together, she said essentially the same thing, promising to right wrongs of old.
Then she did exactly not that, so we broke up again.
This time, she went and fucked an unknown number of people, my best friend included.
Suffice it to say every time she tries to contact me now, i tell her to get stuffed.
She still swears up and down that she misses me, but frankly, what's that worth if you don't get along? There's a reason we broke up, and if those reasons fail to be addressed, why bother getting back together?
>>726415778
daaaamn that was close!
But this is how it's done
>>726414469
>>726414530
Goodnight
>>726415998
There are more things to understand about women than how many genders a feminist think exist.
>is your discord broke or some shit
>>726415754
今日は・・つ・・ツインテールの日だって・・・
幸子ちゃんが・・・
by the way who's your waifu and who is Sachiko?
>>726416162
I think we're getting worse at it tbh
>>726415773
(X) Doubt
>>726415855
I'd say smoking will give you cancer, but that'd be equivalent to pouring gasoline on a fire
>>726415998
If you broke up before, this time will be no different
You'll just go through the same motions and it'll all end the same
They do say the definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting a different result
>>726415754
nvm I'm dumb and never checked the file name
>>726416333
Trips gets the answer. But that's koume shirasaka
>>726416504
ugh we're doing awful
better luck next time!
goodbye
>>726416531
It's fine. It's always nice to post more koume
>>726415901
cat paws look dumb, they remove cuteness and make me think of furries
>>726416923
you are a furry smug
>>726415901
>wew
My only weakness
>>726416524
Where's your proof?
When have i ever been lewd?
>>726417007
I'm not a furry nor do I claim tomoko
>>726417040
and that is all for you!
>>726416923
You're a fucking lunatic. If you can't get over basically gloves with a theme you're lost.
>>726417130
>smug
>claim tomoko
kek
>>726416923
I agree with this guy.
>>726417230
they're big and goofy to me :/
>>726417266
zozzle
>>726417396
ty smug
>>726417040
As if you'd accept my proof anyway
>>726416892
See ya!
>>726415778
What about c++? I hear it is all the rage
>>726410157
Anon-kun! I missed your post.
>>726417230
I'm also a lunatic
Was to fucking cold out to go out for a smoke i'm sad now, I hope this is a good substitute
>Tanya
>>726416217
Yeah you better stand down.
>>726415901
That just plain looks like shit reminds me of fur fags.
>>726415778
Been thinking on going into the that job area looks fun and I hear it pays.
>>726417876
you are a furry though
>>726417815
I'm not really a fan of it, but that's because my teacher was kind of nuts
>>726417876
what posts?
>>726417940
clean your shit god dam animal
>>726417940
what is that blue drink
>>726415893
Well. I kind of hope he is wrong.
>>726416061
Nothing nearly that dramatic, no.
When we were together, I did not hold the same values she did.... I threw her out for refusing to sleep with me.
>>726416524
Well, so long as I don't demand she sleep with me before marriage we should be better off this time.
>>726417951
What difference does that make?
>>726418078
ummm.. this one? >>726410157
>>726417396
>>726417507
You guys...Tomoko not you! To me, ears tails work so easy that it's not a jump to just take the paws as an accessory.
>>726418242
oh right well I missed your doodles too but I got to hear them once I got into the thread and scrolled up a bit
>5 minutes before I leave work to be early for a doctors appointment
>starts raining
>motorbiker problems 101
>>726418165
Kool aid
>>726418156
That's my "don't fucking feel like it" corner.
>>726418438
Rip
>>726418282
Ears and tails can be cute yeah but the paws are weird to me. I think its just a bit much then.
>>726418479
Hi friend. I couldnt find your app the other night. Just a bunch of crossword games.
>>726417940
Yup to both. I think CS in general is one of the highest paying job markets right now
>>726417220
>mfw no more panty shots
>>726417615
That sounds like something someone with no proof would say
>>726418537
I don't know what that is.
>>726418632
Oppai tomoko // oppai koume
>>726418721
maybe if you post some of your own
>>726418206
People are too naive
>>726418438
Should've brought an umbrella
>>726418721
Denying being lewd sounds like something a lewd person would say
>>726418785
Yes. Boobs are nice.
>>726418937
Nice joke. Boss made it yesterday.
<3 <3 <3
>>726419070
Not when you want to sleep on your stomach
;-;
>>726418768
It's a drink mix
>>726418696
Yeah I really should look into it i'm somewhat intelligent with computers and could prob do it.
(Just realized my name on a cert is in this picture)>>726417940
>>726419168
LOVE
>>726419205
hi mai
>>726419074
So you had the same problem yesterday?
>>726419207
post boobs
>>726419283
Eets <3 how are you tonight?
>>726419168
<3 again
>>726419224
Oh shit son.
>I only got herbert
I really dont care though, I facepost here occasionally.
>>726419286
No, it stopped raining before I had to leave work.
>>726418925
No. I don't lewd my waifu
>>726418937
No it's something someone who doesn't post lewds would say.
>besides i still don't see any proof
>>726419168
Love anon.
>>726419207
I dont sleep on my stomach nor will I ever have boobs so they remain very nice.
>>726419424
henlo anon <3 how are you tonight?
>>726419460
hello hello <3 how are you?
>>726419224
Rip, I can't read it so it's all good lol
>>726419432
well no more
>>726419431
I take it your bike is your only transportation
>>726419432
And I don't see lewds, get on that
>>726419283
hi konata
>>726419595
Ok. Just posting.
>>726419404
good just got back from the dollar store, and you? :o
>>726419757
hey, I missed your reply earlier (if you replied)
anyways, feeling ok?
What are you all listening to now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WXjEXsA2w4
>>726419431
Got the last name right.
>>726419597
I just looked that's my networking cert. I forgot I still had that thing. I think I got a PC one here somewhere I got to find it when I have the time.
>>726419803
that's good! relaxing?
>>726419898
good good <3 any fun shopping things there?
>>726418632
Yeah it's pretty much scrabble but with a different name. Older women love it though.
>>726419595
exhausted
What about you?
>>726419915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQm8Ssh4ynQ
>>726419224
Is it any good?
is it for vodka?
>>726419308
nyet
>>726419460
why not?
>>726419168
Hello again.
>>726419448
Kek
>this have me quite the laugh
>>726419733
>dubs
B-but i need panty shots
>
>>726419734
No! Lewds are impure!
Lewd your own waifu
>>726420265
;-;
>>726419898
You mean when you asked if I finished what I was doing? yeah I was just playing with my Nephew.
I'm feeling better, how are you?
>>726420110
Just kind of hanging out. You?
>>726420139
That is a bit funny.
>>726420265
I find sleeping on my back to be the most comfortable and Im a guy.
>>726420216
about the same! please make sure you get rest <3
>>726420287
hello hello! I had to disappear for a bit but I've returned <3 are things here still well?
>>726419915
Certs are the thing I'm most afraid of getting...
>>726419070
T..T... Thank you.
>>726419070
You can sleep on my stomach if you want.
>>726420480
yes I will right away
goodnight
>>726409570
These threads are fucking retarded and you're all mentally handicapped
>>726420610
>>726420480
All is normal, as usual.
Only interesting thing that's happened recently is Sono has decided to get all kissyface at Alice.
Do with that information what you will.
>>726420337
But you see, lewds are your waifu in their purest form
Or are you ashamed of what Juvia is truly like?
>>726420505
Nah the only time I manage to sleep on anywhere but my back is when Im on my couch and I only sleep there when my room is too cold.
>>726420337
post some and you will have more
>>726420475
about the same! I didn't end up accomplishing all of my goals today, but I tried my best <3
>>726420567
goodnight anon <3
>>726420610
you're not wrong!
>>726420679
ahhh lucky Sono ;~; is Alice reciprocating?
>>726420346
Don't give me that anon!
>>726420475
I like sleeping on my stomach if it wasn't for my boobs.
>>726420265
Are you a qt gril irl?
>>726420431
yes, and that's cute, i don't get to see my nieces and nephew much sadly
I'm glad! I'm good, just watching stuff on youtube
>>726420110
soup :o
that's all I was getting, but they also have cat food for oreo when I need it
>>726420977
Not to my visibility.
That's why "at" instead of "with"
>>726421034
I don't know about cute.
>>726420977
I guess thats what matters/
>>726421002
Maybe find some way to pad them? Probably suggestions on google.
>>726420265
1.Yes
2.No
>>726420495
Really? I got my PC one when I was 17 and just got that one recently. Idk how you would register for it but this is where I got mine.
http://www.testout.com/ they are easy af they even have a cyber sec one. Planning on getting my A+ here soon as well.
>>726421101
soup! what kind? I like soup!
is your cat named oreo, then? it sounds cute!
>>726421121
ah
unlucky Sono then ;~;
>>726420690
Not at all.
Only you should see your waifu lewd, unless you're some kind of heretic.
Post your own waifu's lewds
>>726420972
I can't! Lewds are impure
>>726421002
;___;
>>726421496
well I won't post anymore
Got this custom piece today from the jeweler. How y'all like dat?
>>726421496
Lewds are only impure if your waifu is impure
>>726421714
What is that on the chain? I cant really tell from the picture.
tick tock
>>726421171
Well what do you look like? The way you write sounds cute.
>>726421264
i try
edf when
>>726421361
mix is misleading then
;-;
>>726421574
nyet
>>726421826
A plug.
>>726421488
Maybe. Sono did it more than once, so i assume there's some level of reciprocity, but there's been nothing visible to me.
>>726421714
It's shaped like the plug of an electrical cord.
>>726421488
chicken soup :o
yes oreo is my little gato meow :3
>>726421928
On the streets a plug is a drug dealer dummy. The connect That supplies the whole town
>>726421879
How about after I shower?
>>726421927
Thats what I thought. Enjoy it.
>>726421879
;____;
>>726421928
well, good for them <3
>>726421993
ahhh it's a cute! give oreo some pets for all of us!
>>726422060
A street rat through and through
>>726421993
>>726422203
Rift raft... street rat... I don't buy that. If only they could see a poor boy...
>>726422060
...And you're wanting to advertise that you are that? Seems imprudent.
And i hardly think a lack of knowledge regarding drug lingo makes me a dummy.
>>726422118
Time will tell, i suppose.
>>726421875
East Russian, so i look like a white/asian mix.
>>726422069
Sure, discord me when-ever.
>>726422102
You're slowly turning into a whale huh.
>>726422203
A rat for teaching him terminology you can hear in rap songs? Nah
>>726421703
Please! I just need more panty shots
>>726421785
They're impure no matter what.
Only you should be seeing your waifu naked
>>726422469
It's a fucking drawing you autistic virgin
just how much attention does a normie needs from the shitties, maybe, place on 4chan ?
>>726422272
hey there rufus, woof woof
>>726422118
I will pet him a lot then :o
do you have pets?
>>726421361
Well, some of the more advanced ones I should say: CSP, CISSP
>>726422469
no
>>726422443
Alright Ill do that soon. Enjoy your time till then.
Who wanna play some over watch or something? My buddy is over playing dark souls on my tv so I gotta use my computer an shit
>still trying
>>726422963
Trying to play some games
>>726422564
huh
>>726422826
Kaykay.
>>726422843
i would play
>>726422386
as usual clean bfto from shizuru
>>726422663
;-;
Why must you tease
>>726422643
I was about to say like come on man.
>>726422843
Ayeeee anyone want to play some total war?
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198092539684
>>726423348
tease back
>>726422564
Just enough to appease a sense of superiority.
>>726423338
Glad you enjoy my being a bit of a dick.
>>726419734
Correct. Too lazy.
>>726419915
Could probably get the first, but I dont care enough.
Well, it's time to go to sleep
>>726423375
how do I gitgud at tw games?
>>726423711
>dubs
Well i guess posting this one won't hurt.
>>726422443
I bet you're very pretty ;')
>>726423805
Need a tutor? Look at my achievements boi (that link was my steam profile)
>>726423997
Dude why flirt with a girl on 4chan?
>>726423952
lewd has never hurt anyone
>>726423375
which one
>>726423997
Wishful thinking on your part.
>>726424033
if you know someone willing to teach sure or a youtube channel
>>726424361
And it's so rewarding
>god I'm weak for panty shots
>Juvia
>>726423375
Yeah, that's what I was referring to. One of my friends got his CCNA the other day I believe
Yuuki