girls are way too much work idk why I tried being a normie she

Holy shit you made so many mistakes, its a surprise that she even bother replying to you. She muist be some ugly wreck.

>>726407965
Is this a dubs get is what I say next thread?

Send her your dick

>>726407965
Jesus. This conversation was like planting a minefield then running back and forth through it.

>>726407965
Just say something like "Will you marry me?" and see where it goes

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>>726407965
Op you are a complete failure i cant even imagine the other texts. Whats wrong with you, socially awkward motherfucker that spend too much time as a teen playing video games. thats whats wrong with you asshole. GOD DAMNIT OP YOUVE PISSED ME THE FUCK OFF

You got her on the ropes! Now reel her in!

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I didn't think I was being socially awkward to be honest but I guess in retrospect I was pretty weird

>>726409557
Keep going. Let's see where this runaway train will wreck.

>>726409557
just ask to see her tits and be done with it

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She just doesn't have a sense of humour either I mean look at this sue asked what my biggest fear was and I told her the Kool aid man and she didn't think it was funny. I mean that's funny right?

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>>726409557

>>726410447
Why aren't you a comedian yet?

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Send dick already. No going back m8

>>726410447
no

Ask her what her sexual fantasies are

>>726407965
Women like confidence.. you sound very insecure. I'm sure she finds that funny at least.

>>726410800
WinRAR. OP you gotta do it now, he got dubs.

Post a pic of her

>>726410447
Dude you're hilarious! Keep it up! If she stops texting move on to the next one

>>726410447
it wasnt funny, but even so i would have played along. she doesnt seem to have much of a personality

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So when she asked if I was being serious I figured that she wanted me to be really serious so I was and I don't think she liked it

>>726410447
not really but also asking her to ask you a question is a big turn off

>>726410447
Oh fuck...this is amateurish.

OP, it is obvious by your texts with this girl that you don't have much experience. You pretended you were your pug to talk to her about something, and this text here used a low effort Family Guyish joke "Wouldn't it be scary if the Kool Aid man crashed into your living room? XDDD".

You've got a lot to learn. I used to do stuff like this (i.e. text a girl using medieval verbiage to impress her) and it was awful. You're not going to get good advice about what to do with this girl because she's likely already friendzoned you and no matter what you say you will likely not win this girl over. That's the vibe I'm getting from this.

>>726410447
that's like... a whole new level of fuck tbh

Also I'm on mobile and a newfag and I don't know how to reply to people

What does the bitch look like??

>>726411272
damn it gets worse
honestly op, just give up on this chick
btw girls mostly enjoy talking about themselves (everyone does), so just talk to them about things they're interested in and you'll be ok
things you think are cool... might be, but wait until you know for sure before you say it

>>726411376
Click on the number of the person you want to reply to. Also send a pic of her.

>>726411272
Imo you are being a little cringe but not overboard. She seems like a very serious person and a little negative. If she doesn't like the way you act she probably isn't gonna work out bud.

>>726411376
Tap their post number friendo

>>726411321
Ok I wasn't pretending to be a pug we were sending pics of dogs back and forth and you have a point with the Kool aid man bit I wasn't even thinking of family guy though but fair enough

>>726411272
You're doing good. I think she's just impressed with your honesty and how unique your fear is.

>>726411321
>this is amateurish
>you've got a lot to learn
>text a girl using medieval verbiage to impress her
>friendzone

friendzone doesn't exist dude. there is fuckzone and theres nozone, friendzone is a term betas use to describe the following situation:

"ive been really nice to a girl but she only wants me as a friend"
>realize that she never wanted you

>>726411144
This

>>726411321
Ok I wasn't pretending to be a pug we were sending pics of dogs back and forth not me pretending to be a dog and you have a point with the Kool aid man bit I wasn't even thinking of family guy though but fair enough

OP, just fuck escorts and focus on yourself. That's what I did, things are going relly well in all aspects of my life. Give it a try.

Fucking show her

>>726411272

Christ almighty OP


I was right
>>726408921

>>726411272
I would destroy dat ass like Palestinian Village. Lemme get a pick of your ta tas bby.

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SHOW HER THE DICK

>>726411790
intelligent post anon.

You just being too anxious just go for it. Dont think about or proclaim your awkwardness

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Guys I'm funny I don't get why she doesn't see it

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>>726411790
This

Anyone who thinks otherwise is oblivious.

>>726412265

Rerolling for this.
>>726411978

Alright OP, youve already blown this so lets make it hilarious.

First off, lets see some pics of this landwhale(obviously a landwhale since shes still attempting to carry this "conversation"

Then we turn this into a dubs picks thread

>>726412265
Also not going to post a pic of her

AUTISM

>>726412382
please

>>726412382
Fag

>>726412265
Single mom! And you just blocked yourself on that last text. Last point. Women don't have a sense of humor. Just talk about her until she sends you nudes. Post here.

OP is a fucking faggot

>>726407965
jesus christ you're sad

>>726412362
I haven't "blown it" and she is like a 7/10 at best. The only reason she's still talking to me is because she has social anxiety and depression and a kid and not many other guys talk to her.

What she say under the red

>>726407965
Nah op, you are having a perfectly fine friendly, platonic, completely non-sexual conversation.

>>726412827
I'm guessing its her kid's name

>>726412757
stop being a fag and post pics

>>726411790
I agree. The friendzone doesn't exist in the sense that your average beta portrays, but I'm using it liberally here as a category of "no-fucking-allowed". The friendzone as seen on le 9gag is definitely some bs lingo that faggots who can't get laid use to blame their woes on women instead of themselves.

>>726412827
Kids name prob

>>726412647
this.

>>726412757
Youre right. Youve completely fucked the pooch on this one. If you think not many other guys talk to her youre as naive as the baby daddy. That fuck trophy speaks wonders about how she puts out

>>726412265
OP!

This chick is into you. From a lot of your texts it is clear that you don't have good game, but this chick likes you, and she is overlooking a lot of your cringe texting. She literally invited you over to play with her dog. That's an in, bro. Get on that shit and make some moves in-person.

>>726410447
Nah not funny at all

>>726412757
fucking cuck

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Also listen guys me and her have had some good talk between us like this so it's not like it's going nowhere

>>726412969
word

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>>726412757
What do you even seek to get out of all this with her? Isn't it all a little pointless?

>>726413290
don't portray yourself as sad, next time you try to get pussy
pretend you're a fierce motherfucker so she unconsciously wants your genes

>>726413290
Say "do you wanna watch it with me :)"

>>726411658
Thanks fine fellow

>>726413290
this gotta be a fucking joke, take my advice, you're wasting your time here, wasting your life and you're self esteem while boosting hers with no reward, and she has a kid? fuckin cuckboy

>>726413290
She steered this conversation to Netflix? You haven't invited her over? Netflix and chill? Her kid can watch.

>>726413290
Oh yeah anime gets bitches super wet

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SHE DOESNT GET ANY OF MY JOKES

stranger things was shite

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>>726407965

you could call her

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>>726413290
What a fucking train wreck. Send dick or something 4 lulz

Just ask her to come over

>like dying without the commitment

OP is makin me laugh at least.

>>726413764
Stop making jokes you fag. Girls only like talking about themselves. Who gives a shit what time you wake up. You should of asked her what her morning routine is like.

>>726413972
No way

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Also she said she doesn't like dick pics

>>726413764
Half of your conversation has been about suicide and sadness, so how do you expect her to react when you say something like "Sleep is dying without the commitment". You've made the conversation half serious and half comical. Get some consistency in your tone. You can't blame her for not getting your humor when you are acting like the sad fucking clown.

Cut the bullshit, OP. Invite her over to your place to watch a movie, or go to her place to play with her dog. The invite pin is ready to be knocked over because it's been set up more than once in your convo. Quit pussyfooting around and say "Let's hang" already, jesus christ.

>>726413764
Its because your jokes fuckin suck!

That shits somewhat amusing on /b/ but youre obviously completely socially retarded. You fucked this up , now post her pics and say stupid shit like a teal fuckin /b/ro!

Faggot

>>726414044
You're willing to say every autistic thing under the sun, but you won't ask her to come over?

I'm outta this cringe fest

>>726414008
This is not true. All the girls I've ever been with did like talking about themselves but that is just human nature. The girl just doesn't have a sense of humor or it isn't the same sense of humor as OP's.

>>726413638
this

jesus fucking christ OP she's throwing you all the bones she can and you're not even nibbling.

>>726414138
This made me giggle.

Your prolonging it longer then it needs to be, she wants you to ask her to Netflix and chill or just ask her to fuck. Trust me I did the same thing ur doing and she fucking someone else

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Fake it until you make it. You gotta act like your man. Quit being a weirdo and say normal shit.

>>726413764
just be serious, its that easy, whats your biggest fear? idk probably dying, blah blah just tell the truth with her questions and stop trying to be a fucking comedian

>>726413764
The jokes about dying aren't funny and make you look sad.
>>726413167
I agree with anon OP. She sounds like she for some reason likes your cringy self. Invite her over to watch one of shows you mentioned. Texting should almost always lead to plans

>>726407965
>you asked if I was suicidal and I asked about your least favorite amine

Holy shit how do you even have such a horrible conversation. This is why I prefer silence.

>>726413764
she could have at least said hahaha out of courtesy

>>726413167
Do you really think this autist can "make some moves"? Come on, this bitch must be desperate or Op is fuckin goregous. Or shes a slut.

you guys are failing to see the bigger picture, she has a child, which means she wants someone to look after her and her kid. this guy could talk about admiring serial killers and she'd behave the same. she wants his support.

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Also this was like a few days ago and I'll post her reply if interested

>>726414976
You know.... thats a good point.


HIT IT AND QUIT IT OP!

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>>726407965
a slug told me you should just be yourself

>>726415069
Shit nigger. What the fuck are you doing

>>726415069
Stop talking about sleeping so much

>>726415200
I don't know

>>726414976
This guy right here gets it. FTW

>>726415069
Confirmed

>>726415069
Are you even trying Op?

>>726415069
"I want to fuck your brains out. I want to give you 4 inches of pure, unadulterated bliss."

More or less, this should have been your reply.

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>>726415069
Why hasn't this been brought up until now? What did you answer to that?

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This is what upset me the most. Because I o through a lot of trouble to pick or memes for people that theyd like and if she doesn't even look at them then there's no point

>>726415069
cmon bro THIS IS HIGH SCHOOL SHIT i had a chick tell me that in fucking HS. She clearly wants you to make a move and or take her out then make a move.

Tell her about your life my dude, or send her dick pics either one

>>726415569
Because it was a while ago and I was on a different problem and didn't think it was relevant til now and just wanted to vent but now I'm getting dating advice from people who are probably more socially inept than me but I need all the help I can get

>>726415713
Nigga pls dont do this. Just stop being so fucking edgy.

>>726415069
you absolute autist. Tell her it possibly going somewhere at least. I bet you responded with some retarded shit like "relationships are like circles, pointless". I can literally see you typing that.

What even is your end game here? If you want a relationship then she's clearly interested. She's willing to fuck around and see if you get interested. Short of fucking around with the emotions of a single mother because you're too autistic to understand your own feeling what are you even doing here?

Omfg, you're flat lining her interest in you real quick lmfao. Women have senses of humor, as long as the jokes are not at their expense and for shits sake have a little bit of ambition and optimism. No one wants to be around someone with a bleak out-look on their future, it's straight up pussy repellent. Don't be a cocky douche though.

>>726415713
Charge is higher (66%) here than the previous post.

>>726407965
-Humans- are way too much work.

>>726415713
Ask her for nude pics of her child. 100% sure this time she will get the joke

>>726415955
How'd you know

>>726416083
These are not in order and over a few days

>>726416140
Pure genius. OP do this.

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>>726415713
OP cant be this autistic

>>726415713
I'm in love with you dude
I need to sleep but this is amazing

>>726415912
All you need to do is make plans with her. SHE'S INTERESTED

>>726415713
THIS is your biggest issue? Nigga pls

OP you brilliant. Playing everyone in here like a fiddle.

>>726416199
Because you aren't the first socially inept retard to post here (fucking shock).

Seriously though, what are you actually after here? You're basically just venting she doesn't get your humour or care about memes...

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To be fair what am I supposed to do when HER CHILD is crying I'm 18 was I supposed to give her advice?

>>726416620

this

>>726415713
It is this post that has made me realize we're all being played

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you are such a cuck oh my god she asked you if you like her you fucking autist

>>726416754
you a quick one then...

>>726416776
Never discourage a man who has ventured on the path of wizardry

>>726416727
OK you had me until here. If you were actually that stupid then you'd be dead by now.

>>726416776
I TOLD. HER HOW I FEEL OK LET ME SCROLL ALL THE WAY BACK AND SEE WHAT I SAID PROBABLY SOMETHING AUTISTIC

Ask if she's ever done anal with a cucumber

>>726416727
You know that feeling when someone that knows absolutely nothing about a subject, tries to talk to you about it, when you know much more about it. How you see them as a complete retard, and just want them to STFU and go away. Yeah, that's exactly how she feels about you right now.

Alright boys, it was fun while it lasted, but we're all getting rused.

>>726415777
Checked

>>726417057
I'm doing a Terrible job at telling this because I can't screenshot more of the conversation and the recaptcha is really exhausting to solve everytime

Ask her if she believes in kek. And when not reeeeeeeee on her till she blocks you

Stop making jokes and shit.
The only way you can salvage this is to say:
Sorry got to go (insert some manly shit here) talk to you later.
Don't talk to her later.

>>726417395
op pls

>>726408294
For real though, the autism is strong

>>726417406
OP's idea of manly shit is to go take a nap

>>726412265
Why are you trying to date a single mom?

Just fuck her, that's all single moms have time for....all the single moms I have met on tinder I have fucked in less than a week...

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>>726417382
Lol

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Alright listen guys I'm not THAT retarded ok, just confused in which way to take this. This is what I said a few days ago when she asked if I liked her, and yes believe it or not I talked to another girl before her and fucked that one up too

>>726413764
>she doesn't get my jokes
YOUR JOKES FUCKING SUCK

Like holy shit, I don't understand how someone ends up as autistic as you.

I laughed at all of OP's jokes

>>726417057
No I'm not that stupid I said she could offer the kid a binky next I just figured that the kid needed something to suck on and yeah I get the sexual innuendo

>>726418116

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

HOW ARE YOU THIS FUCKING RETARDED

>>726418116

Lol.

OP is new king of cringe. What's worse tho is the girl is just as cringy.

You can tell you 2 are retarded with how many 'like' you guys said.

>>726417382
Maybe you need to take another fucking nap

>>726418116
Oh my god you are dumb. Why bother talking to her at all?

>>726418116
Baity mcbaitface

op dont listen to them you got this

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>>726418693
none of these were in chronological order so what I said makes sense when you put it in context. And I just wanted to be honest with her but I guess I'm just something out now (pic not related I think it's just funny)

>>726418116
I see no timestamps. Baity mcbaitface

You should tell her she's overweight next.

>>726419173
How do you time stamp

>>726419173
Lol i accidentally samefagged

>>726419173
I'm on mobile

>>726419287
No times/dates on the messages. Could easily be faked as the thread goes just to make you look autistic. Totally fake

>>726418116
yah you fucked that up too OP

>>726419527
How do you time stamp

>>726419287
Fake news
>>726419354
You are obviously fake news.
Just ask kellyanne conwat

(That bitch) "yup. Fake news."

See, i told you

>>726419686
Not my issue. I just dont believe you, and think you are a faggot

>>726418116
Post a fucking picture of her already

>>726418999
Check'd

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Thanks guys I guess I owe you a picture or something but no face shot also the guy on her lap hates me

>>726421069
Don't worry anon. Everyone hates you. Even your own mother and father

Well not going to lie this whole thread has been really funny for a bit but now that the excitement wore off I realize that this place just makes you sad thanks for the advice guys

>>726418116

Cuckold