Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>If you're not posting pics you're not claiming
>If you're posting pics you're not lurking
>Most importantly, have fun!
claimed
So tired, yet I mustn't sleep
>>726386890
iktf. what are you waiting for?
>>726386956
The right time to sleep
Claim
>>726387013
right...
>>726386265
You're being too Raphi for me right now. I know of your intentions.
Still here
>>726387024
Get a job
>>726387074
I just don't wanna sleep until 10 then stay up all night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLxPwdcuat4
>>726387517
well that has its advantages but it's best to be an early riser imo. so what time do you want to sleep?
yuri pls come back let me profess my love to you
>>726387669
Do you fap a lot?
>>726387272
No
>>726387888
awkward q anon... it's usually once a day
i have this fantasy that i have an e-gf and she tells me to quit smoking and i actually do for her
>>726387669
Preferably before midnight
>>726388034
What do you fap to?
>>726388154
How much do you smoke?
>>726388154
gross
>>726388173
make it much earlier than that!
>>726388340
different things...
>>726388434
4 or 5 cigarettes / day
>>726388515
>%\
>>726388154
You're weird.
I'm weird too.
Every time I manage to stop being miserable, I start missing it after a while. I guess the normal feels from a zombie life isn't enough, that I actually prefer feeling terrible over nothing.
Goodnight everybody. If you're gonna sleep then have nice dreams, and if it's just the begging of your day, I hope it will be a pleasant one.
>>726388600
im p sure i felt empty for a while at some point but i dont really remember it too well. it is nice to get a good cry in and clear out your system if you have to. i.... just want to cry into a girls bosom and she's okay with it...comforts me even! thats my number one dream.
>>726388583
Why?
>>726388695
I want to touch the darkness inside of you, or whatever
>>726388845
get a hooker
and I think some sell cuddles on facebook and other places
>>726387091
Raphi completes me, I'm not really like her at all.
>>726388583
That's about what a pack and a half a week?
>>726388583
Examples?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NniVe0SJzuk
Claim
https://youtu.be/ubPDWJ1l-LI
>>726388956
it feels good to rise with the sun
>>726388958
no but it has to be someone who actually cares about me. or i have to really believe she does anyway.
>>726388994
i buy three packs (it's a discount!) every two weeks or so.
>>726389056
thats a little too intimate for me anon
Claimed, things sure are getting lively here
>>726389377
Come on! One kink please.
>>726389377
they will for $15 and an hour of service or more if you pay up
>>726389377
I know a guy who is trying to quit right now. Doing the patch and smoking less for right now. He isn't a happy camper.
>>726389377
I rise before the sun
>>726389040
You okay?
>>726389542
Child porn. Trust me.
>>726389819
I'm fine. A bit confused though
>>726388976
You know I didn't mean that, you damn tease.
>>726390008
you're getting a bf soon ?
>>726388845
Long period with a high dosage of Prozac really fucked me up, at least I can cry again now.
>cry into a girls bosom
I miss doing that...
>>726389542
im just vanilla what i fap to really. though the idea of bondage receipt does fascinate me for irl if i ever got the guts to try it. that seems a little unfair for the guy to receive bondage though and leave the girl to do all the work for no real self-satisfaction.
>>726389591
no! it has to be a girlfriend or just friend who is a girl. i have to like know them or it wont work trust me.
>>726389768
yea im sure it sucks a lot. i dont actually want to quit atp, i just want to do something difficult for a person i care about.
>>726389795
actually i do too but it's kind of the same idea
>>726389883
dude stfu liar %P
Claim
>>726390102
i was on i think paxil for a little bit after i tried college first time and withdrew cuz sad and afraid to make friends.
>>726390107
Cute. Bondage is very hot.
>>726390009
Then I don't know what you meant at all, but I refute any claim you did of me bullying you without proof.
>>726390107
Enjoying your time here?
>>726390107
Shouldn't be something of a more natural problem if that's what you want?
>>726390107
you are weird the good kind of weird
>>726390432
I meant that you like to tease me as much as Raphi likes teasing Satania, that's what I mean.
I can't post proof because I don't want to expose you in thread.
>>726390374
yea it seems neat. too bad bondage porn ive seen kinda sucks major balls tho.
>>726390432
hey it's aight. this particular visit is still p new though only a week or something maybe? what keeps you coming back portugal?
>>726390514
yea, thats just an example of the kind of thing i can think of though i guess.
>>726390527
thanks brother appreciated %)
>>726390073
Is this going to be the new meme for a week?
Claiming best girl
Fucking hell was I tilting bad. Worst thing is I don't know when to quit when that happens..
>>726390696
I have seen some good stuff. All that's left is to experience it.
I'm hungry
>>726390696
I hope you don't run into any major problems then.
life is good
>>726390696
>what keeps you coming back portugal?
Not having a reason to leave either. It's sorta comfy here.
>unfair for the guy to receive bondage though and leave the girl to do all the work for no real self-satisfaction.
Get a sadist qt and I assure you that she will enjoy all of it.
>>726390644
>you like to tease me as much as Raphi likes teasing Satania
It's almost as if we were roleplaying our waifus.
>I can't post proof because I don't want to expose you in thread.
Is that seriously your best excuse? I give you permission to expose me.
>>726390901
i hope you can enjoy it whenever it happens. for me.... i should probably just try to get my first gf! Y____Y
>>726391014
you too for whatever it may be!
>>726390840
ask sono
>>726390916
eat a dick
>>726391192
Same.
>>726391303
your own to be specific
>>726391191
it is p comfy isnt it.
>>726391191
do you know how to spot sadists?
>>726391412
glad i have you to commiserate with anon ;_ ;
>>726391415
I've tried, it's too small :/
>>726391303
who is this? -_-
>>726391191
>
This is undeniable proof of all I've said till now. I had to go through many firewalls and proxies to get this, but I finally got it.
Either way, who says we aren't doing that? :^)
>>726391568
we talked this morning -_-
wish yuri had come back. she needs to post more so i can interrogate.
>>726391677
go to sleep -_-
>>726391745
Same I want to ask them how they know when to go to the bathroom. Although they may not want to answer that.
>>726391879
-_-
>>726391929
well...if i had some kind of disability i probably wouldnt just want to talk about that all the time. would you? js
>>726391929
Depending on where the issue is, they either can tell the same way you do, or they're forced to have a colostomy bag.
>>726391568
Chop it off. How was Kill la Kill?
>>726391543
There's a special charm about it being such an accessible circlejerk, right in the middle of /b/.
Hmm, I'd say most of them are a little narcissistic.
>>726391672
Again, that only proves that I'm a helpful person.
>Either way, who says we aren't doing that? :^)
What if we are actually part of a virtual simulation and we're characters controlled by our waifus?
>>726390881
>That sounds nice. Have you played today yet?
Memories of the Old Fantasy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1naY3JzIG90
What put you on tilt?
>>726392157
yea thats exactly what drew me to the original animu cj threads.
>>726392157
we didn't finish it, but I've seen it before
it's pretty good, just filler towards the end
>>726392051
No but I am curious about it so yeah. They can always just tell me no. >>726392066
Well I guess that answers that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9NG7-lgRlQ
カラミチーマス
>>726392157
>Again, that only proves that I'm a helpful person.
Alright alright, I'll let it go for now.
That pic reminds me I have to keep capping. Finished capping ep3 today, although there wasn't much to cap anyways.
>What if we are actually part of a virtual simulation and we're characters controlled by our waifus?
Well then, your waifu likes to erp a hella lot with a certain bote then.
>>726390008
What are you confused about?
>>726392165
Two matches, 2 good players and I didn't win a single round. I should've quit right then, but no, I kept playing and only won single match out of 8 or 10. I hope I didn't wake up the neighbors..
It's fun to win and make others salty, but it's not fun at all when it happens to me.
Android 18
>>726392900
For Honor?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtfXnwi_Njo
going to bed soon so... p-please give me goodnight (You)s!! im counting on u guys for restful sleeps and sweet dreams
>>726392229
How long ago was that again?
>>726392307
I had seen it before too but was a decent time ago. I didn't really remember it being filler heavy toward the end. In fact from what I remember it started getting more enjoyable around ep9 where all those elite 4 fights break down and the plot can move forward with all characters introduced.
>>726392657
Sucks to suck, ep3 did have a lot for me to screencap.
>Well then, your waifu likes to erp a hella lot with a certain bote then.
Making claims that you can't back up again heh?
>>726393085
>>726393173
3 yrs ago in august
>>726392340
(A short read later...)
Seems the bag is only used in more extreme issues. To pull from google...
"[...]women generally require an indwelling catheter[...]"
"[...] most paraplegics maintain bowel control through a regimen involving daily or every other day digital stimulation, dietary management, medication and careful attention to their routine."
Not a very fun thought, but hey, you do what you gotta.
>>726393056
Yeah. I didn't get a single hit in against the first player in two of the three rounds..
>>726393278
Please answer I had trips and everything. >>726392888
>>726393243
THat sounds like shit. But no really that does sound like a pain. One of the other reasons to ask is you may get the more personal answer you know like I have to do this this way.
>>726393519
...Well, if they're fine answering that, that's on them.
I imagine that if someone asked me something equally personally i'd politely tell them to fuck off.
>>726393402
Translation: don't worry about it
>>726393676
Come on tell me.
>>726393673
Yeah but there is always the chance they might answer. I dont mean to insult them or anything.
>>726393173
Yeah yeah, I saw that you had a lot to cap. I had barely anything, but eh, not like I mind. I'm happy with my caps so far.
>Making claims that you can't back up again heh?
Oh no. I can't exactly give you proof but I had a little bote tell me stuff. Like when you guys talked about me going for Satania (and you saying that she'd get the heretic she deserves, that was rude tbh).
>>726393085
Nights, sleep well.
>>726393921
Fair i suppose.
The ever raging battle between being tactful and curious i guess.
>>726393269
Sounds like a hard game to me
>>726392900
what did you play?
>>726394334
I love this gif, use it more. If I ever watch Rewrite animu I'll make a webm of it too.
>>726393985
>and you saying that she'd get the heretic she deserves, that was rude tbh
Truth hurts?
>I had barely anything, but eh, not like I mind
She has plenty of screen time in other episodes and leeches 50% of DropOut fanart anyway.
>>726394334
wasn't she from a vn?
>>726394639
Well, yeah, truth almost always hurts.
And I know. I'm just saying.
>>726394691
Yeah, Rewrite. They made an anime of it.
>It's not as good as the VN
>>726394639
I'll try. I usually try to keep my pictures vaguely connected to what i'm talking about though...
>>726394887
she looks so cute and I like eyepatches a lot I should check it out
>>726394334
Curious should win more.
>>726394398
It depends on your opponent. First time this level of tilting happened since I played LoL. Kinda upset because of it.
>>726394602
For Honor. I lost so bad and didn't understand to stop playing..
>>726395608
play with smug tomoko maybe he's good
>>726395608
LoL made you tilt??
>>726395824
I only really like duels.
>>726395902
I guess not in the same way. The players are cancer. No matter how good you do, someone will always be bitching.
>>726395824
Im pretty average I think.
>>726396290
Same the 4v4 modes are garbage.
>>726396290
I see. I thought that would be easy to ignore, unlike a team pulling you down
>>726396973
stream when?
>>726397306
My computer isnt that good. Besides Im not grill Im not funny and Im not pro. Nobody will watch my streams.
>>726397563
not with that attitude
>>726397080
Damn, didn't even notice that piece you linked. It's calming.
>>726397563
Hey guac here
how are you smug tomo?
I would see your streams...
>>726397686
Ok well the computer not being good isnt an attitude problem
>>726398518
Fine. You just want to my ass for whatever reason.
>>726399412
have you tried before?
>>726394887
But there's so many cute gifs from it
>I meant to send this 40 minutes ago
>>726399644
Lol. Yeah, there's some good gifs from it. I'm pretty lazy about going around and getting or making them though.
>>726399505
No but I dont imagine I could stream anything besides the games that dont take much to run. Cs go and LoL. You know the things where it would hurt people to watch me play.
>>726389040
>>726390008
>>726391268
Eh? What's this about even?
>>726399412
that fresh hairy ass
>>726400232
Kissy stuff.
>>726400159
Couldnt*
>>726400232
Hi Sono. Home now?
>>726400274
Yeah...
>>726400159
those games are popular maybe you could try something with waifu posters one of them streaming and the rest playing along
>>726400378
Ah lol
>>726400447
Good morning Tomo, yes I'm home~
>>726400532
I dont know about that.
>>726400587
Everything go well?
>>726401093
me 3
>>726400447
ok ok, i get it... its time for guac to stop the fag machine, sorry if i make you feel uncomfortable
>>726401093
Eh y-yeah...
I rather not lie to you so I will not comment.
Hey esse, I'm breaking into your car
Hola means kill yourself in spanish
>>726401273
Uh ok.
>>726401368
Its fine. Lots of people do that.
>>726401487
You guys are at least ok right?
>>726402604
and DFC stands for Don't fuck children
That's it, I'm calling it....
It's dead, it's fucking dead....I just, fuck...
>>726403670
You could try being entertaining?
Seems you fagits forgot the rule about no stealing other people's waifus. I claim Shinobu btw.
>>726403868
you could try being not a fag?
>>726403670
Good meme
>>726404081
But that's just no fun.
>>726404337
you never know until you try
>>726404557
You don't know what i've tried!
>>726404791
If only.
>>726404756
maybe you haven't tried hard enough
>>726402604
A SNEK
>>726402836
>
>>726402806
Those DFC people are rebels
>>726405255
A saya!!! I am drinking tea. What are you up to??
going to the dollar store, what should I buy?
>>726405679
Something that costs more than a dollar
>>726405679
rope
claiming Takumi
>>726405600
Wallowing in self pity. I should make some too..
>>726402667
i'm not feeling very well...
i think i'll go to sleep
bye smug tomo
>>726405679
bleach
>>726405055
How hard do i need to try?
>>726406420
>420
>ayy
harder than i have
>>726406318
Hope you feel better. Night.
>>726406586
Wow. That's a whole lot. I'm not sure i'm up to the task.
Rea are you around?
>>726406739
I'm not either
>>726402667
I'm f-fine, but "you know who" isn't.
>>726406998
>pulls blanket over your shoulders and kisses you on the cheek
Sweet dreams, Alice!
>>726407053
T_T
>>726398407
How did notice it so late? Scrolled up?
>>726398518
Yo Guac :O
Today I felt like drowning. I've been thinking about the day I realized I loved my father.
Le regret du Départ
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rtR4tNrcus
>>726407464
I love this
>>726406348
>>726405820
what am I gonna do with rope and bleach? :o
>>726405755
so everything?
taxation is theft -_-
>>726407873
I'm sure taxes pay for your food
>>726407854
Yeah.
>>726407464
are we ignoring me now?
>>726407873
clean a rope, obviously
>>726407873
Don't be fooled by her mask.
>>726407464
Ah. That is sad.
>>726408057
>hugs
What do you mean? Did I miss your post? I saw FLCL last week and it was great~
>>726408098
Y-yeah I have to admit I'm a bit shaken up as well.
>>726408556
I hope you relax as well.
>>726408094
>>726408556
We need to discuss the location of your mouth.
>>726408556
nyet, you usually say hi is all
first time you've seen it?
>>726408762
I'll be fine after a night of sleep~ don't worry. Goodnight.
>>726408798
My mouth can go anywhere you want, hun. No I'm joking. My mouth belongs to Alice. Nini~
>>726409012
Y-you could say it was the first time I saw it alone so I was able to focus better. Great anime. And I'm sorry I had a very tough day and I don't feel like my normal self. Goodnight~
>>726409371
Sleep well.
tomo