protip: quit listening to angry kids' music, take a shower,

since you dont listen to metal, why are you still a virgin?

>>726364727
What music isn't angry kids' music?

nah i don't listen to heavy metal and i'm still a virgin. it won't make a difference

there's lots of hot sluts at metal shows/clubs.

you shoudl try going outside sometime.

>>726364899
lil wayne

This just in OP is a faggot who can't get a girl.

I've listening to what you call angry kids music and had plentiful relationships and probably going to get engaged to my current gf. Anyone can get laid and a girlfriend you just can't be an autistic piece of shit like OP

people think heavy metal is angry music? that shit's so boring i makes me fall asleep out of pure boredom. everything sounds the same. it's like reggae in that aspect

>>726364899
Outlaw country

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>>726365284
The only women I've dated that were worth a damn listened to country or didn't mind listening to it around me
If your girl listens to shit they play at clubs she's trash

>>726365284
i agree with that. country & americana is based as fuck.

>>726364727
no

>>726365268
What? Metal is one of the most diverse genres of music in existence. The only genres that have more capacity for composition and instrumentation are jazz and classical. I mean, literally hundreds of subgenres.

>>726364727
You can listen to metal and still get women as long as you at least pretend to be open to other types of music. The problem is metalheads get so damned stupidly defensive and offensive when someone listens to anything else, then proceed to berate them...everyone hates being berated, learn the lesson. Also, if a woman does like "metal" 9 out of 10 times it'll be Slipknot, and they're shit. Just get other women.

>>726365797
I used to listen to them, now they are shit though, true.

>>726365681
all i hear is screaming, monkey drumming, whoopee-cushion baselines, distorted guitars & emo lyrics

I listen to Metal and fuck as much as you fap

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>>726364727
Ah, so I should change everything about myself including (but not limited to)
>my hobbies
>my music interests
>my fashion
>my goals/dreams
just to attract some warm, wet money pit? No, thanks.

>am MGTOW

>>726366141
Not all bands use harsh vocals. Most bands before the 90s didn't, and there are still many that don't. I don't know what monkey drumming means. I don't know what whoopee-cushion baselines means. Distorted guitars are the kind of the whole point. Lyrical quality is extremely varied as well.

What bands have you listened to?

>>726366355
last time i tried to listen to metal was arch enemy. it sounded like someone stuffed a cat full of hormones & put it in an oven. i occasionally encounter the music, but i don't really care. my identity isn't tied to a specific genre.

>>726366737
>Arch Enemy

Terrible bands will sound terrible, yes. Would you like me to give you some recs?

>>726366833
sure, the album in listening to now is 2 tracks away from ending anyway. but no fucking death or folk metal, i rather listen to nigger music

>>726367067
I'm not sure what nigger music is, and I'm not sure you know what death and folk metal are. Do you mean metal with harsh vocals and blast beats?

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>>726364727
I dont even listen to music

>>726367290
nigger music is hiphop, rnb & reggae. that music's horrible. i like real black music, like blues, funk & soul (among other things)

>>726367290
>death metal: stuff like burzum or dissection
>folk/pagan metal: Stuff like eluveite or ensiferum
that shit's as gay as traps

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Really, this is how retarded b8 has become.

>>726367766
Burzum is death metal.... Go fucking kill yourself

>>726368014
i don't listen to that gay shit, how the fuck should i know how to differentiate between one form of gayness from another?

Its retarded to compare genres or to make people feel bad for liking something you don't.

I've been listening to metal for as long as I can remember. Not the reason I'm a virgin, which is really because I just have a hard time talking to girls and am socially retarded.

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>>726364727
Fuck you, I can do what I want.

>>726368208
You can't, because you have no idea of what the fuck you are talking about. If you have no idea about something, stop talking about it. It makes you look stupid. Its common sense.

>>726368208
http://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Burzum/88

Go fuck yourself nigger

>>726368388
this dude >>726366833 wanted to give a recommendation and i simply answered his questions with what little knowledge i had.

how was i supposed to know that you had to be fucking scholar in order to answer a question about personal preferences

>>726367550
Well, I'll just give you a few songs I like. Some of them will include harsh vocals/blast beats, but they won't be used incessantly:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMorAdnCixg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wenNqTd5hU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnDS_socrck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suG-c_i2fBQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlUP9NoNBKo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Goy5tAVlv8s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv5_PtpgaUc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xEYWIdoxVs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrc9BWbuaUo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_bYjg4NG7g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBzVeWgyrDw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgMScBVtp7w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxvjrowbN44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NT-2k1ygeM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAxXEH2Kel8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8ywTPvgilE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF7pAgs8i6c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEyGmHjpfjw

>>726364727
Did you get cucked hard by a metal head? Kek. Or did one take your lunch money?

Listen to whatever the fuck you want kids. OP is a faggot.

>>726366141
So you listen to rap. No wonder you're retarded.

>>726368831
Scholar, I looked it up in like 5 secs.

>>726364727

but i like female body odor

FROM BETWEEN THEIR LEGS!

>>726369118
Scholar?*

ITT: "Ur music is for cucks."
"Well your music is for gays."
"You're both wrong, both those musics are for niggers!"

This is what /b/ has come to.

>>726369273
cuck faggot nigger

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metal is cool you guys

>>726364727
Better die virgin than corrupted like you.

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>>726369067
no i don't. see my other reply >>726367550

>>726369118
but i don't really care about metal. it's the white people equivalent of nigger music

>>726364727
does this count as angry kid music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzhqtTb25Dw

>>726365070
Hope it works out for you mate.

>6'4 long haired metalhead
>lost virginity at 16
>actually going on a date tonight
>three other girls trying to fuck
>OP is a fag

>>726369431
I had sex with a girl once and this is what she looked like

>>726368870
cheers man. it's always nice with variation

>>726369606
>just passed lying on the internet 101
>actually taking out my cousin
>I listen to grindcore

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>>726369641
Good for you man. Good for you.

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>>726369606
Girl I'm seeing tonight

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>>726369796
Got some manly thighs for a lady kek

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>>726369857
Seen and felt, only dick there is mine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL_v5U2AeIs

Metal can be very beautiful.

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>>726369906
For all I know that's absolutely your cousin.

>>726369703
>grindcore
Of course He's into incest haha

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>>726369973
She has your dick in there?

Fuck man. Are you okay?

>>726364727
I agree. Being a methead was by far the cringiest phase of my life.

Not to mention that 90% of the music is juvenile and shit tier, in hindsight.

>>726369997
To be fair, we've been mistaken for siblings but we're not related

>>726370118
Im gonna assume you ment meth head cause I guess metal is too long of a word? Kek

>>726370071
Not at all

Dude. I'm a girl and I listen to heavy music. I like guys who do and I like guys who don't. What I don't like are whining little faggots. Instead of doing something about how you're feeling, you're blaming women about it on 4chan. Then wondering why you're single. Fucking really?

Whilst I'm going off on a rant here, I just want to point out that not all women like black dick either. The idea of a big black dick is just not good to me, and its not even a race thing. An average white guy dick is just right. Plus I'd rather not whistle every time there was a gust of wind. Completely off topic but its a wind up to see so many guys on chan with dick issues

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>>726364727
why the FUCK would I give a shit about what girls want or think?

>>726370237
No, I'm mobile so I lack haptic feedback.

Anyways Metal is cringe as fuck. Especially if you're over 25 and still leather clad.

My life is a total mess because of depression and anxiety, not my music tastes lol

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>>726370185
>we're not related

>>726370281
Tits or gtfo

>>726370281
>give me attention please
Eat shit

>>726370383
>depression and anxiety

That's called being alive faggot

>>726369906
So you weren't lying, now we have to question if the chicks who like you are fucking troll or you have a lot of money. Cause honestly who would like you

>>726370484
>being alive is nothing but depression and anxiety

You should really talk to a mental health professional about that viewpoint.

>>726370578
I don't remember saying it was nothing but depression and anxiety

Stop twisting my words ya bitch

>>726368870
>ne obliviscarios
>anciients
>pomegranate tiger
>shylmagoghnar
>slice the cake
those where a pleasant surprise actually. i especially liked pomegranate tiger & ne obliviscarios.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMR5zf1J1Hs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD-E-LDc384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74_TA-7zPg0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcWKZTI9OC4

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>>726370828
There are plenty of pleasant surprises to be found in metal, and in any genre of music. If you liked those guys, then definitely check out >>726369981, as well as these guys:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnOh47h_6H0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SH8IlsVbiDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZbDKIWkUcg

Funnily enough, two of those bands you liked fall under "death metal", and one under "folk metal".

>>726364727
0/10

>>726371429
i'd stick to my boring old man music, but it's always nice to look around

>>726371422
I don't think that's edgy, that's just an observation.

>>726370940
RIP, Dio. You were the real Dalai Lama.

>>726364727
fuck... you got me OP. Fit pretty much all of the characteristics

eh fuck it. music is better than sex

>>726365681
this.
/thread

I actaully fucked a girl who was 15 when I was 14 years old, and at that time I started listening to metal music.. well your theory smh, isn't that valid ?

>>726367550
you do realize reggae basically came from jazz and soul, right? kunt

>>726368238
I can strongly argue, music preference is related to intelligence level

Better protip: quit defining your relationships by your music tastes and you might be able to interact with other human beings. My personal guarantee is that if you're blaming your music it's because you can't admit how shit you are.

>>726368870
actually not bad, anon. know some of other bands with the same style. cheers

>>726369770
kek

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>>726364727

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I'm from one of the most metal dense countries on earth. Sweden. Metal is the norm here, it's not "children's music" or something you grow away from.
It's one of the largest genres in the world with hundreds if not thousands of subgenre's and we take that shit seriously.
>Pic related, this actually happened and I don't blame him. 28 my self and go to 50+ concerts every year. With my wife.

>>726370060
dude what are you trying to prove? no one cares, and we just want to make you mad

>>726373594
That makes me proud. Rock on.
Always metal playing at work here in the office (Sweden as well).

>>726370281
you know the rules, bitch :P

>>726373594
How the fuck can you go to 50+ concerts in a year? Is it that many in Sweden?

>>726373888
You have no idea.

>>726373888
50 concerts is nothing, there is all the big ones like Skogsröjet, Sweden Rock etc etc and many hundreds of small local concerts around the country.

The only thing worse than metal is people who give a shit what other people listen to.

>>726373594
I live in fucking Holland. There's jack shit here. All I have to live off of is youtube vids and imagination. although that's probably a good thing because, otherwise I would definitely fail life

heavy metal scene has really died down in UK now unless you go to a big city, everything is just flashing lights and current top 40 and faggots taking duck face photos of themselves while out in their friends cars, help me /b/ i hate everyone

>>726373976
>>726374000
Fuck.. Here in "Murica" - California there is like 10 in a year if I'm lucky..
Guess it time to migrate north.

>>726374028
you seem to fit into that last one

>>726374110
know how you feel, kunt

>>726374031
Sounds bad man. Here in Sweden where i live there is like 20 concerts in my city just in the nearest 3 months. Lot's of small bands but also bigger ones.
I struggle to find the time for all of them and have sacrifice a lot of them. Fucking job, takes up too much time.

>>726374110
Move to Scandinavia. Northern Sweden or Norway. Experience the brutal death and black metal scene that is bigger than ever here.

>>726374375
be like this guy >>726373594

>>726374540
Yeah I'm pretty much moving to norway the first chance I get.

>>726374540
how do i move there? do i need to know a trade or have like a million pounds?

Another Swede here, even my 40+ year old math teacher is a metalhead, comes in with Iron Maiden and Motorhead shirts all the time.
Pretty much all my friends here in university listens to metal (one sub-genre or another)
Finland and Noway are even bigger I think when it comes to the genre.

>>726364727
>>726364727
Bait/10

>>726374874
Well you are from the UK so it's not that difficult.
If you go to northern Sweden houses and apartments are cheap as shit.
The migration it self is not hard, just call the immigration office or what ever and apply for what ever it it's called, Visa or something.
Two of my workmates moved here from London last year. No problems.

>>726375163
is it easy to find a job though?

>>726374794
>Yeah I'm pretty much moving to norway the first chance I get.
Good choice, I live like 5 minutes from the Norwegian border so I visit a lot.
Beautiful country, great people and amazing metal scene.

>>726375163
how are foreigners treated over there?
they get a pretty shitty rep here as i'm sure you're aware, but we do mostly get the scum of europe moving here

>>726375313
Depends on what you do. IT, construction, security etc etc is almost guaranteed choices.
People who says it's hard to find a job don't know how to look or is just to picky.
I have had 7 jobs in my 26 years. No problems finding one.

>>726367766
I get not liking the other three, but Dissection? If you like riffs, you like Dissection. If you don't like riffs, you're gayer than traps.

>>726375553
fuck yeah!

Strong bait m8

>>726375389
>how are foreigners treated over there?
Pretty good. Some would say too good.
You might think we Swede's seem cold and distant in the beginning but that just on the surface. Strike up a conversation and people are happy to chat. Everyone speaks English here as well.

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>>726375806
>Everyone speaks English here as well.
/this. Was in Sweden on vacation and everyone speaks better English than most English people for fucks sake.. It's scary. Like 12 year old kids comes up to you and start speaking English fluently.

>>726376073
noice.

>>726368870
Devin is such a fucking awesome human being.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nubJjB95VdY

>>726376073
Kek. English classes from the 2nd grade and non-dubbed movies ( they use subtitles or nothing) does that to you.
Moved to Stockholm back in 2011. Love it here.
One thing I noticed is how damn clean the streets are. It feels odd not seeing trash on the street.

>>726376344
must feel right at home when you look in the mirror though. jk fam. is it really that perfect though? sounds too good to be true

>>726374794
>>726374540
My niggas. I'm from Oslo and we have so many up and coming bands here of all kinds and they're all top notch.

Been to a couple of debut gigs of some friends this year and they've always been packed and with a great atmosphere.

>>726376344
>One thing I noticed is how damn clean the streets are. It feels odd not seeing trash on the street.
London - Friday night, bin bags on the street, beer cans, vomit puddles, passed out drunk people.
Stockholm - Toss a piece of paper and everyone gives you a death stare like you cursed their mother.

>>726376664
>is it really that perfect though? sounds too good to be true
It is. Not even joking.

>>726376664
It's exactly the same here in norway. He's right on.

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>>726364727
Incorrect!

>>726376733
Kek. Something else that is almost scary with the Swede's is their drunken composure.
Fucking hell mate, in the UK it's chaos outside the pubs, but there the Swede's sounds like professors holding normal conversations even though they are fucking pissed drunk.
HOW?

>>726376904
fuck m8. i'm coming over faster than when my gf is home alone

>>726364727
top kek

>>726364918
maybe if you did now you wouldn't be virgin

>>726377214
Lol that's a thing that confuses a lot of tourists here.
We used to play a game in university. Get drunk as fuck and join a class without getting detected as drunk (big no no, could get you kicked out).
Not that difficult actually if you just focus a little.

>>726374117
Try living in Nebraska.

>>726364727
Protip: Fuck off.

>>726378998
Is it worse?
Just checked upcoming concerts around Sweden, it's like 200 this summer alone... Fuck me. Fuck Cali. Hate this shitty place.
My boss even told me to stop wearing my AC/DC shirt at work because it is "offensive"..