Last 3 numbers plus the first 2 letters of your name in google images is what you use to defend yourself against a feminist uprising.
>What weapon will you have /b/?
raul
>>726353455
owo
>>726353629
Hero Myself I guess
>>726353787
Now I got 787 which means its pretty clear "feminism" is getting solved with planes.
ok
Rollerino
>>726353930
i'm fucked
>>726353963
Well shit
Rolling in the deep
this 1
let's see
>>726353455
roll
>>726354203
oh well...
DAMN!!
>>726354045
Don't even know what the fuck this is.
>>726353455
rolp
Rollin'
>>726353455
Rolling.
>>726354399
That's a microswitch fam
rolan dolan
At least I won't be alone.
gogogo
roll,
>>726353455
Best get! I'll see their bloody mashed faces in my dreams.
>>726354465
Slightly fucked, I'd say. At least I can try to run.
>>726353455
Fuck off
>>726354259
Technically can't defeat them but join them
rolly rollington
>Be me
>Anti-Feminist h4ck3r
>Hear about anti-feminist uprising
>Open TypeRacer.com
>OhShit.jpg
>Hack all feminist tumblr pages
>Replace fat acceptance posts with gore and hardcore porn
>Feel waves of triggering through the ground
>Earth begins to crack underneath me
>See thousands of feminist waddling towards me
>Open command prompt
>Turn on Free VPN
>Sweating.avi
>Feminists 20 feet away, so i only have about 5-10 minutes
>Type "cmd/hackfeminists/rightnow"
>HitEnter.png
>One by one, feminist heads pop off
>Street looks like a liposuction clinic's dumpster
> My work is done
>Hears gay pride parade in the distance
To be continued...
i need a thicc dildo 4 this
>>726354475
shits gettin serious now
>>726353455
Fuck it, i'll do a rollerino
numbers get
>>726354641
ill just stay home then. nbd.
Rollerooney
well, at least i'd know the time.
>>726353455
roll
>>726353455
rol
Can feminists pick locks?
>>726353455
roll
Let's see if it's worth the roll
>>726355008
im fucked
>>726353455
Woah mang
reply
rawll
>>726355052
A destroyer? WORTH IT
>>726355186
>>726355168
168 of these
rolling now
>>726354474
Ah. Well, guess I'm still fucked.
>>726353455
nigger
rolling for trips cuz fuck you
rollerino
>###Mi
>>726353455
Oh boy
>>726355340
Guys, guys, get on my ship, we'll blast em from the water
>>726353455
rollerino
nice dubs btw
>>726353455
Rill for a shill
Roll it
>>726355426
fighting feminism with cake?
it's crazy enough that it just might work
>>726355716
I think that's the best weapon you could have hoped for.
roooolllll
>>726355588
Well i guess i can just play moonman until they leave
>>726355588
Chill rill
Ok
rellllllll
tf
Well maybe im on a high floor they wont get me as fast
ok dawg
Fitting.
go now
Rollin Rollin Rollin..
Lmao
K
roooooll
>>726353455
fhfjdnnejrfbbdbdfbhuchrbwvdhhdhdhevvdhehryfhbfbrhfhwjwiiwksjsndbchdjsnebgbtnkgowppqpqooakqnkzsonwbdbbcjzkMljdjdjnfncitjriowndkciwjnbsj
a motherfucking jet
>>726356119
? ok
>>726356111
fucking trips? what the fuck is this, soap?
>>726353455
fuck it ill roll
Fock it
>>726356131
Alright you cold corndogs we have a bunker.
My name is rudy.
486 get.
>>726356211
klu klux klan
Roling
>>726353455
Elmo of Sesame Street, King of the Muppets
Pizza rolling
Fuck it let's roll.
>>726356407
What do I do wit tis
I can get in on this
Rollerino
Wut
Sieg
>>726356490
lerolle
>>726356454
Fuck it. Bitches love shoes.
>>726353455
roll
Roll dem bones
jointroll
Rollo
rollio
>>726356588
and I'm fucked.
A brake pad...
I guess that'll work
>>726356731
at least it's kinda hard...
>>726356810
StenopeiKa 810s folding camera
for taking upskirts
just not sure how to do that surreptitiously with this fucking beast
>>726356792
Unless its filled with dangerous chemicals, I'm pretty much fucked
>>726353455
rollin'
rawr xD
fuck me
>>726356251
>mac valve inc
it's fucking piping. you got piping.
I said a what what
>>726357013
in the butt
Well shit
what what
cock
>>726356981
What like metal piping? Good enough for me I suppose
>>726356841
how? it's not even funny, that's just retarded
>inb4 I'm gonna beat them to death with dead jews
>>726356822
Seat for a feminist, please
Roll dude
>>726357160
kek
>>726356544
Port replicator, what ever that is. would probably break on the second swing
gnilloR
I think I'm alright
>>726353455
rill
fight milk
>>726357312
No, you're good - most of those are lethal. Metal plate inside and heavier than they look.
source: threw away many when closing failed dotcoms
rul
I got some "astronumerology" shit. Are Feminists the mystical type
r
>>726357648
Apparently this will become my fortress.
ill kill them with gayness
>>726353455
roll
ITS ALRGIHT GUYS, IVE GOT SOME BUTTER AND A FIRE TOO
Save mee
>>726353455
Rollando for a ganjo
Rollerino
Rolling for initiative
>>726353455
Im good
Run these feminist with my bus fuckers
Roll it up
here we go
>>726357907
So close and yet so far
>>726357954
A house. In california. Alright.
Rollin'
>>726353455
Rolan
>>726358069
Lets hope its bulletproof
Well I'm completely fucked
Me2
>>726353455
roll
Rolll
>>726353455
I'll take it.
>>726358193
Since i have a home, lets roll again for a weapon!
>>726358240
>>726358370
Replied to wrong post
>>726354011
you are fucking dumb
>>726353455
roll
Rawl
>>726354643
Wtf Lul
>>726358509
>rollplied to wr
rowl
>>726353455
going
>>726358331
suck on this bitches!
>oh fuck yes
>>726358610
fuck...
Roolll
>>726358444
Look at this faggot who thinks he's smart when he's not. What the fuck do I do with a 4 inch track light in a feminist uprising?
>>726353455
rolleroo
>>726353455
Let's see
>>726358700
u are lucky those things are heavy as fuck just throw it at their heads
Rollin'
rolling this
Rollerino
>>726353455
roll
Go
>>726358742
Lol, I know exactly where that is.
>>726353455
Rawl
gowl
>>726353455
rowl!
fuck
>>726353455
>>726358763
a ton of cocaine
will turn them all out as whore addicts
>>726358795
759ex
How the fuck I'm supposed to defend myself with Lincoln Cent?
>>726358880
The power of Christ compels you...
>>726353455
roll
Skidly Diddly Da
>>726358743
It will be the only thing light in a feminist uprising
>>726358862
Dope. Prety lucky, negros beware.
862ty, no word of a lie.
bars
fuk dat
>>726353455
roll
Rollll
I can get around this
Rollstuhl
>>726359029
>>726358856
Okey
>>726353455
rawling
rollin'
I can work with that
>>726359050
Nope, you're a dumb fuck. Try again.
AAAHAAHHAA IM SAFE
Papa needs some ice cream
>>726359092
I guess that's a weapon
Rawl
Looks like I'm going back in time to stop this shot from ever happening
>>726353455
Rolling
>>726359179
Hey, not my fault you got stuck with a weapon twice the size of your dick
lest do this BITCHES and SJWHORES
Rollers
>>726359193
Ez
>>726359238
Hell yeah
Sure
>>726359313
What is this? A guitar strap? The fuck am I going to do with this?
Rolan
>>726359331
Im not even kidding
rolly123
rollin boi
>>726359368
What weapon did you get then?
>>726353455
Roll
440lu, Damn, I really got lucky
>>726359514
An antenna. I guess I can provide communications for the resistance...?
>>726353455
roll
look at my rolls
ok.
Yeah, a model train
>>726353455
rolling ;)
Rollll
roll roll
ok
Rauling
Raúl
>>726353455
Rawl
>>726359768
Here to save the day.
Roll nigguh
>>726353455
They cant defeat me now
>>726353455
Roll
>>726359902
all I need is eggs
Fuck it. Roll
>>726359821
Apparently I got slim fit, grey denim jeans (821na)
>>726353455
Reeeeerl
>>726360000
dem quads
>>726359924
Scarlett Johansson is my white knight
>>726359770
Lul
>>726359946
Out run them in style
Crippled at a young age by Rollio
>>726359983
Excel glide
At least i can seal their mouths shut
>>726359839
Aight
>>726360194
>wtf is this gay shit
Apparently I have an artist's rendering of Anubis, the Egyptian god of cemeteries and embalming.
rolling... please stand by.
>>726360514
rol
sweet