I am planing to join the Marines soon. Already got me this badass

You're gonna get your ass kicked. Never get a tattoo until you pass boot camp...

>>726346443
you fucked up bro...

join these guys instead
https://youtu.be/UT4fU4lL71M

>>726346443
Enjoy the faggot parade

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>>726346443
>>726346537
>>726346579

Marines...jummy.

>>726346443
You dumb nigger. Those DIs are gonna fuck your world up when they see that shit

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>>726346443

You should reconsider. This is what Marines actually do as a drinking game. They call it hauptman spritz.

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Nigga, you dun fuked up

>>726346443
LOL looks so gay, gonna suck dicks in Irak LOL

>>726346797
you say that like its a bad thing.

just looks like two cute boys having fun to me.

I mean you're going to get your ass chewed out for that shitty tattoo.
Also, atleast join a respectable fucking military force.

I'd recommend the SAS but there's sadly no way a faggot like you would get in.

>>726346443
Hahaha dude you get the tattoo after boot camp. They are gonna best the shit out of you. I had a guy in my unit who did the same. We rode him so hard he couldn't take it anymore. We treated him like trash because he didn't earn it just as you didn't earn yours. Smh

>>726347135
I wish I knew how to quit you

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>>726346443
You should get a MOS tattoo like 0321 or 0317 and tattoo Gunny chevrons to your both arms before going to bootcamp

>>726346443
You dumbass prepare to be in that pit all of spring

>>726347168
>We rode him so hard he couldn't take it anymore.

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>>726347197

Millenial Marines are the worst

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>>726347168

>We rode him so hard he couldn't take it anymore.

Well all know you guys celebrate the rainbow.

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>>726347324

You would think you military cunts would know bait if you see it

>>726347168

>We rode him so hard he couldn't take it anymore.

You raped him?

>>726347324

Fuck, I want to suck that thick cock so bad...

>>726346443
It's cool bitch boy. Maybe you can get it removed before going. I hope they fuck you with no grease boy. Dumb ass

marines are queers ,airborne are Real hard men

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>>726347415
>>726347378

>>726347378
Holy shit this was seconds before that shooting

>>726346684
Feindflug

>>726347399
Wasn't rape, he said ok. We said if you wanna earn that tattoo you gonna ride our rifles. It was a great time.

>>726347378

Did that guy survive?

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>>726346443
I heard that USMC bootcamp is really hard and only the best of the best of the best will make it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdg3bLJSTAU

>>726347154
Listen to this guy here

>>726346443
Do you guys really think this is real. Jeez soldiers are dumb.

>>726347589
Really? are you talking about pulse?

>>726347882
of course dude. otherwise they wouldn't join the military

>>726346443
I remember kids who ran downtown after basic and got tattoos. Fucking clowns.

>>726346443
Pvt Dumb Ass.
>Yes, Sargeant
How long have you been a dumb ass?
>Sargeant, All my life, Sargeant
When I get through with you, you are going to be a Marine or that arm is coming off. Do you hear me, Private Dumb Ass?
>Sargeant, Yes, Sargeant.
Let's see you build those arms up so they Cant be pulled off, Private Dumb Ass.
>Sargeant?
Drop and give me Another 50, Private. And I want them faster than before. Everyone here is going to wait for you because we dont eat, or shit, or do anything until we all know youre going to make it because we dont leave a man behind.
>(counted out 1,2,3,4,5,6 but slowing...)
Isnt that right, Boys?
>Others: Sargeant, Yes, Sargeant
(Puts his foot on that shoulder as you try to come up again) Does that anchor feel Heavy, Private?
>Sargeant, No, Sargeant!
(he pushes you to the ground) It better feel heavy Private because youre carrying every Marine right now. Ill let you know when you can carry it.
(takes his foot of you and waits for you to finish)


OP has seriously fucked up.
If youre not trolling you better start working out with your recruiter to help prepare yourself. Even then it wont be enough.

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Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

>>726347919
Mateen's

>>726348068

>Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

Look, if they were smart, they'd join the airforce.

>>726347919
Ye wasn't that a ss that was reposted everywhere as a joke. Looks like thats the webm

>>726346443
Yeah your recruiters and especially your DI's are going to love it bro!

Going to attendant USMC officer candidates course soon.

>can't wait to take care of you dumb fucks and feed you crayons

>volunteering to be a pawn for Israel

Toppest of the keks.

>>726347947
You're welcome for my service, faggot.

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>>726346443
old ass copy pasta fuck outta here

>>726347628
none of the boot camps are hard

unless you have never been yelled at or never worked out. It should be more boring than anything

>>726347611
Greentext the whole story !!

>>726346537
Yup, You will be a favorite of the DI's. The other recruits will probably throw you a party for being a kiss-ass

>>726346537

Maybe in pre 2005 boot camp. Now they'll just mock him alot.