>yo white boi gimme your wallet or i'll cut your

>>726333512
Curb stomp that nigger

>>726333512
Give him his scraps and continue on with my life. He'll end up in jail sooner or later blaming the system.

>>726333512
put down VR and look out of my villa.

i don't carry cash because i'm not a third worlder

First off my throat is on me, not on yourself
Secondly I can barely understand your Ebonics
Third and most importantly fuck off I'm broke and my dick is bigger than yours

Give him chicken

I only carry coins

File: jhgfjghfjg.gif (2MB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 400x400px

>>726333512
pull out my glock and cap him. then cut his eyes out. fuck apes.

>>726333512

>Third and most importantly fuck off I'm broke and my dick is bigger than yours

Citations needed

>>726333512
Slap him on the elbow while he does that gesture. He'll bleed to death and you can take whatever he has on him.

problem solved.

buy some crack off him

>>726333512
lmao

>>nigger cuts his own throat trying to rob you

>>726333512
Stop importing him and let him starve in his shit country.

>>726333512
Thank him for calling me white

>>726333512
pull out 36" crowbar
(yes, I do actually carry that everywhere I go)
"You will try..."

>>726333512
is that a butter knife?

Also, that is your throat, not mine.

That's not my throat. Also, check out Black Mirror 1x02. I think that's the one.

>>726333582
Sure you would you fat pussy.

>>726333594
You mean your mother's basement, you fucking poorfaggot.

>>726333697
Watch that edge, kiddo.

>>726333858
Where do you hide it? In your belly fat?

>turn 360° and walk away

>>726333512
First you need to intimidate him
Take out your own knife and use it to cut off your shirt
Next carve a pentagram onto your chest and scream REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
as you do this take off your pants and roll backwards and when your add is straight up shit in the air
Take your shit and coat your hands in it
Start flinging shit at him moving closer each time

Reach your hand down his pants and grab his dick
Rip it off

As he doubles over in pain rip out his eye

Take his eye and stick it up your own ass and wave around your booty so the optic nerve sways and exclaim "look I have a tail" run away

give him my wallet

>>726333992
somehow i had to afford hte vive. but who needs a villa when you have VR. ;)

File: 388381629_1280x720.jpg (84KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 1280x720px

>>726333988
Yeah that's the one.

>>726333858
>using a crowbar vs a knife

rip anon

>>726334239
uuuh im not sure.

>>726334307
This is now officially a who would win thread.

>>726334239
I'd use a halligan

>>726333512
kick in nuts then whilst he's writhing on the ground stomp his head in

>>726333512
Sir, I'd advise putting the butter knife away from your throat and reconsidering your life.

whistle a random beat, he will dance and be distracted

>>726333512
ITT: Anons who have never been in a fight say how good they are at kicking ass

File: image.jpg (9KB, 124x114px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 124x114px

>>726334069
Wut

i would tell him about yakuub

Give him my wallet. I mean its empty. I don't need it. He can have it. To hold his knives in.

File: 1474706930767.jpg (22KB, 470x320px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 470x320px

>>726333512
*grins maniacally*
"come try it"
*telelports behind u*
*unsheathesteps katana*
*jumps into the air and spins around*
"SWORUDO OF THE DARKUNESSU FRAMU!!"
*stand still until the smoke and ash abate*
"H-heh, hot enough for ya?!"

>>726333512
Stop moving, their vision is based on movement.

>>726333512

He was stupid enough to put his knife to his neck. I wont even let him speak id just simply push the knife into his own throat quickly.

>>726333512
Push his hand so he cuts his own throat. Silly nigger.

File: V3rpb.png (315KB, 2262x1596px) Image search: [Google]

315KB, 2262x1596px

>>726333512
Throw basketball or point at little rapeable girl
>rapes the girl
>call cops
>he nuts
>get's shot
>girl is traumatized
>nigger dead
>WIN.gif

File: fnx45.jpg (30KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 640x480px

*Pulls out gun*

"This right here is the FNX45. It is the largest capacity 45 ever made. 16 rounds. One shot is enough to end your pathetic existence. So go ahead punk, make my day".

>>726334741
>>726334779
You slip and cut yourself while doing it
You both get cut
His blood gets in your cut
Now you have AIDS

>>726334835

At least In my country I can have aids and still live a life. Just need medication.

>>726334835
No because I rolled a 20, dnd playing faggot.

shout "hey look, daquan, is that your daddy?!" and watch as he is swarmed by his kids

>>726334671
Nothing personnel.... kid...

>>726334490
kek

File: 200.gif (2MB, 476x200px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 476x200px

>>726333512
>what do?

I waited my whole life for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W09ghiWskUk

>>726333512
>radio in to chief
>get the green light to shoot a nigger
>fire before he gets any closer
>cuff him
Do you have any idea how black you were going back there Trashawn?
You are under arrest.

Reply with "Eat shit and die abo"

File: original1.jpg (14KB, 291x300px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 291x300px

Cut it then.

>>726333858
holy shit, if you actually do this why wouldn't you just carry a gun or a knife?
this seems fucking retarded.

> show wallet
> throw over him so he has to walk the other way to get it
> wait till he goes to the wallet
> run away

inform police, also only lost 3 cards and drivers licence. Sucks, but better than some stupid nigger who cuts your troat for change.

>>726333512
I carry a cheap wallet with a couple of fake 20s and a note saying 'get a job' when I'm out late or in a black neighbourhood.

My plan is to give it to the nigger that robs me then take off

File: slapsgfonass.png (284KB, 406x406px) Image search: [Google]

284KB, 406x406px

slap his gf ass in the club and see what do

>>726333512
I tage my gun, put the trigger and kill that fucking nigger

>>726334239
reach tho

>>726335681
yeaaaaah manlets rejoice

>>726334815
"let me tell you about this pistol" -quote from man stabbed

>>726336198
Fucking Kek

>>726333512
if dubs, cut yourself

>>726336198
H-he plays a lot of MGS, he thought that Revolver Ocelot explaining the SAA was something that all people do before a fight.

>>726333992
(You)

File: 1489523664160.jpg (65KB, 411x412px) Image search: [Google]

65KB, 411x412px

>>726333512
>din du

>>726333512
Whack him in the right elbow and watch him try to close up the massive gash in his neck

>>726333602
When the fuck did he say cash? Do you carry a hearing aid first worlder?

>>726333512
Give him my money, grab a weapon while he's not looking, and whack it across the niggers head killing him instantly.

>>726333512
Tell him aboit my Chainmaill and pull out my crossbow.

DEUS VULT!

>>726333512

Live in México, wont find niggers here

>>726338484
Fuckin peacekeeper

Tell his momma on him. Ooooh boy!

>give him my stuff
> sits down on knees
>sir, is there anything else I can do?
>start rubbing his cock
>pull out his cock and suck to completion
>swallow
>thank you sir
>life spared
>???
profit

everyone else in thread dies.

>>726338621
you profit aids, good for you.

All these fucking pussies saying they'd fight back...you'd all be scared shitless and give evrything you have, even your clothes you fucking little pussy ass bitches.