You have a family and children. After coming home from work one

You can't just tell me that I have a family and children. I've spent decades without, and you're not going to convince me so easily, at least. Prove it.

>>726330387
"OK whatever makes you happy. we are all basically a millisecond from death and nothing matters so be as self indulgent as you want. "

>>726330496
Hypothetically speaking.

I would honestly give them an ultimatum between divorce and institutionalizing tbe kid.

>>726330581
Would you hypoethically run me through the history I have with the kid in question? If divorce were an option, I'd need to know how well the relationship is going with the wife as well.

>>726330822
You and the wife were doing fine until this revelation.

Now she has sided with it and you are the bad guy for refusing to normalize a mental illness.

Beat the shit out of him, If you want to fuck the same sex do it like a normal person and do not commit to this fucking mental illness.

NO AMMOUNT OF SURGERY WILL MAKE YOU THE OPPOSITE SEX. YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION.

I laugh and tell the kid that this whole world is so confused about what culture and identity and meaning is in life, I'm damn proud a child is able to make a solid decision and have the balls to talk about it without it being some faggot parade.

>>726330921
I'll have to consider what I'd lose in the divorce. My girlfriend can keep the cat, but I want to keep the dog. It also sounds like we have a house. There's also child support.

I'll get back to you on this one, anon. Leave your email.

"Okay, son. (or should I say daughter?) In the meantime of your transition be a good trap and be as convincing while having a penis as you can be."

Disown it.

El bumpo

>>726330387
while holing up my meme fingers

>implying I give a fuck

>>726330387
hi trans im dad

Son, I'm disappoint

I would fuck him.

>>726331926
Correct answer.

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>>726330387
>HI TRANS
>IM DAD

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>>726330387
>Dad, I'm trans.
>I smile and accept his delusion
>After coming home from school later that week, he find me sitting at the table in an adult diaper.
>Son, this is my fetish.

What do you do?

>>726330387
Why OP is a faggot youth, because of all the possible conversation choices and all the variables in life, this is a point of interest, what random people will think/feel if a child is a mistake. No larger a mistake than being a social media darling using a phone mommy and daddy bought, with the internet they provide.

But hey, internet issues are important.

>>726330527
underrated post.

I would love my child regardless.

I would be bothered by the extra hassle and the emotional complications this brings but I would never blame my child for this.

>>726330527
sounds like something from r&m

>>726330387
I'd go buy some slaves from the market.

>>726330387
Go on a family holiday to thailand and leave it there.

>>726331081
[email protected]

>>726330387
I'd raise him right from the beginning and wouldn't have that problem.

Wonder why I ever paid money for a womb and ovaries knowing full well It'd mean cursing someone with my shit-tier genes, forever blame myself for passing on the curse.

>>726333111
>>726332909
Eat shit faggot mental cunts.

>>726331926
Underrated kek

>>726330921
> implying i refuse to normalize the mental illness
Still happy marriage, woo

>>726330387
mfw I used to shitpost in anti-trans threads
mfw I was just a repressed fag
mfw Im trans now
mfw Im finally happy

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>>726331926
this

Idk I'd honestly tell them I refuse to chew through it and leave them to their own devices.
Eventually the mother will blame the mistake for their financial ruin, which will drive it to an hero.
At which point I come back.

>>726333887
100% chance youre being a self hating trans

>>726334048
Good for you now do the world a favour and kill yourself.

>>726334106
Okay, Freud.

>>726334127
see
>>726334048
Theres plenty of resources online, and people are really way more accepting than they are online.
Good luck on your transition, it gets better.

>>726334200
Just because you're mentally retarded doesn't mean people with differing opinions must be too.

>>726334266
There, there, It will all work out in the end :)

>>726334266
>>/lgbt/
plenty of mtfG threads,just for you :)

>>726334352
When they lock all of you up on an uninhabited island only to napalm it later, freak.

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>>726334382
Look at these faggots trying to justify their shit decision making skills.

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>>726334477
<3

>>726334477
So, at least in my case, it was a matter of hermaphroditism.
Literally no longer have testosterone, and have high estrogen. Lots of people that transition are also intersex--but I dont think it de-values the experience of non-intersex transitioners

Everybody out, except for you.

I am writing you out of my will the moment we are finished with this conversation. At 18 you will removed from the household, consider this your eviction notice.

You will immediately be removed from the insanely expensive private school you have been attending and you will be placed back into public school to fend for yourself. You will not receive assistance from myself or your mother to attend the college of your choice.

As of this moment you are dead to me. If you communicate with your brothers or sisters, I will have you committed to a military style boarding school to keep you away from them. A single word beyond greetings, goodbyes, and requests, and you are gone.

You are now on a restricted diet that will fulfill your needs, but you will have no luxuries provided by myself or your mother. You will eat alone, you will not participate in family dinners.

If you wish to supplement your diet or luxury items, you will have to do so with money you earn yourself with a legitimate after-school or weekend job.

Your driving privileges of the family vehicles are revoked. If you touch my or your mothers vehicle, I will call the police and have you taken to juvenile hall. You may use your bicycle if you require transport.

You are not a prisoner, but you are no longer my son. When you turn 18, a restraining order will be filed against you, to keep you away from the premises, your minor siblings, and your poor mother. Until then you will be fed, clothed, and will receive shelter according to the legal requirements for parents to provide to children, but absolutely nothing else.

Now go to your room, your mother will bring you dinner after the family is finished eating.

>>726330387
If you raise your kid properly they wouldn't want to go transfer in the first place

https://youtu.be/KSSido3IwnE

>>726330387
>trans am?
>trans fat?

>>726334576
Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... unsheathes my twin katanas Well, let's see how tough you really are! jumps into the air TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS spins around and slashes your face open Not so tough now, huh????? grabs you and throws you up It's time to finish this little charade holds my katanas above my head YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords Heh.... easy..... - ;)

>>726334576
I wonder how I'd do if my parents did that to me. I'd probably get a job in high school and not go to college. Doesn't actually seem that bad.

>>726334576
This except the major flaw being that the wide would side with the kid 100% of the time.

But yes, I'd be willing to break the family apart and make sure they know it is to blame.

>>726334693
nothin personnel kid

>>726334692
trans isomer, duh

>>726334693
Haha you showed that bigot! xD xD

>>726334576
You win ad infinitum.

>>726334751
I didnt tell my parents until I was financially independent. Of course they were both completely accepting, and knew all along--and were like "we'll always love you, no matter what" "why didnt you tell us sooner"
maybe cause theyre literally southern baptists

>go to /b/
>show him/her a trap thread
>Tell them full transitions look fucking freakish
>show them how to do the trap look

>>726334693
*everyone on the train claps*

>>726335072
*clapping slowly increases in speed and intensity*

>>726330387
you are just believing the jewish media lies son.

time for some volts.

>>726335213
>*clapping reaches 1200dB*
>*opens a black hole*

>>726335328
no more genders because everyone is now part of the same infinitely dense point in space.

>>726330387
Tell wife you identify as a broke-kin, so she can't get any of that sweet sweet divorce dollas. Have fun playing dress-up with our son, biatch.

>>726335449
>now we are one

>>726335328
>clapping black hole creates warps in time and space making new things previously unheard of possible
>there are now more than two genders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWpFV6xHyt4

>>726330387
first I'd probably assume this as some failing of the world
then I'd probably assume this was my wife's fault
then I'd probably assume it's my fault
then I'd just accept I have no control over it and anything I'd do at that point would be reactionary
ultimately you don't want to feed this kind of thing an overwhelming amount of positive or negative attention or else they'll feel like they were forced to stay on that path when they might have otherwise reverted before anything permanent happened.

>>726335558
that's pretty fuckin funny turns my back to you and chuckles but... not as funny as whats about to happen now unsheathes katana and readies Sanzetsu no Jitsuzhi style stance - stealth kills walks always whisteling, drunken whaler tune - comes up behind you and stabs you in the back Hahaha, now that power is mine! becomes engilfed in a bright light It feels so powerful! - unsheaths daggers Surging with Dark Energy You Will Pay For Your Insulence!!

>>726335820
*with dying breath*
Y... you fought honorably...

>>726335958
Anon my love! I... I just can't live without you... *steals dark energy dagger, stabs self in stomach*

Finish it! You... you... bastard! *eyes well up with tears* Send me to anon!

*teleports behind both of you*
Nothin personnel kids

>NOT IN TRUMPS AMERICA FAGGOT
>slap him in the face
>rip off his clothes
>shove my cock in his asshole
>DO YOU FEEL LIKE A LADY YET
>pinch my nipples
>CALL ME STEVE JOBS
>cum inside
>punch in the stomach
>SO YOU WONT GET PREGNANT
>kiss on lips
>NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE QUEER

>>726336530
damn dad 0-100

>>726330387
i knew you were a robot in disguise

>>726330387
son_I_am_disappoint.jpeg

>>726330387
As long as they dont fuck niggers i dont care.

>>726336736
no daughter of mine will be so much as touched by niggers, degenerate or otherwise.

>>726336839
Same. Its very common in my area, so to remedy that i just wont havr children. Beats going to jail for murder down the road.

>>726336839
it's that last inch of human decency that matter so much more than any before it.

>>726330387
Try to be as supportive as possible while educating them on the harsh social realities of being trans.

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>>726330387
that we'll drink a whiskey together someday in his 30s. and when he has long forgoten this shameful phase of his life i will, and that i'll promise him, remeber him about what he have done to me and will brag about it for like a year in front of his wife, children, friends... showing pictures of what a faggot he was ect.

>>726330387
Tell him to talk to Jesus. He is a trap too

>>726337278
bdsm trap and a footfag

>>726330387
>tell him its a phase
>ignore it
>???
>profit?

Kys son

Most of those trans people dont start until they're already out of puberty so it'd actually be cool to see if they could pass if you feed them the hormones at a younger age

>>726330387
ask where's dinner.