#REKT Don't say I never gave you nothin. https://www

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2u921pkDslA

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>>726291312

>>726291312

you faggot the only good rekt sub is r/watchpeopledie

>>726291312
>reddit

>>726292735
why was that middle guy ducking before the robber came in........

>>726293966
he saw him pointing the gun up. also he was black.

>>726293823
Foreman from house KEK

>>726292735
shot when he escapes

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>>726291312
It's goru not rektu

>>726295074
fuck my crotch felt weird after seeing that.

>>726295262
That's called an erection anon.

>>726295893
Ylyl

>>726296040
Kek

Curious, how many of you are medfags/policefags here?

>>726296383
CIA nigger

>>726296383


Former autopsy technician here.

The only shit that fucks with me is the animals.

>>726296446
CIA doesn't hire niggers.

>>726294356
>what is adrenaline

>>726296664
As if niggers would even attempt to get a job.

>>726291312
Would the term here be 'desocked'?

>>726296545
Cool, love to see some of your collection.

>>726296383
Respiratory Fag present.

la policia here

>>726297423
thats cool as fuck.

>>726296383
fuck you for ruining terrys live streaming
seriously, fuck you cia nigger

>>726297551
ikr

>>726296383
all of us

>>726297615
id fucking love to see that happen.

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>>726291312
Living tissue over metal endoskeleton.

>>726297008
Kek

>>726297847

here's a tip guys, don't go for the knife. attack him. you're going to get cut. but you can take him out before he kills you if you focus on hurting him.

>>726295909
'Tis but a scratch

>>726297979
I thought about terminator also.

>>726297848
how the fuck does the boy get up fine when the mom is a pussy ass bitch. are like children 10x stronger than fucking adults?

>>726296383
combat medic here

>>726297848
God damn that's one tough kid. His mom not so much. ......weak bitch

>>726297694
Fucking coward.

>>726298137

he ran right into it lol

this is why they say "don't panic"

>>726297848
da fuq, kid gets up but mother doesnt?

>>726298227
More flexible, plus adrenaline. Kid was likely injured just didn't realise it.

>>726298313

no shit huh. no balls.

>>726298339

kid died of internal bleeding later on.

kid just had more adrenaline.

>>726291312
this song got me rekt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQgbxGI_mqE

>>726298313
Welcome to the real world, boipussy

>>726298285
What the fuck happened there?

>>726298372
yeah but he was ran over on his head and back with 3000 pound car.

>>726297848
the boy, he died later for eternal bleeding

>>726297848
Pretty sure he will die of SDH later on I guess.

>>726297848
nerf kid pls

>>726298280
>>726298339
I think I heard that the kid died later, he just survived some more time because of adrenaline.

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>>726298285
>poo in loo HAZMAT

>>726296383
President of the United States here.

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>>726298687
>{Dies]

>>726298313
we dont know the backstory though.. maybe the older dude was raping the kid or something

>>726292735
damn that bald headed guy acted like he been waiting for that moment his entire career.

i wonder what it feels like getting hit with bullets like that? like he rolls then stands up and collapses why? do you just lose all your energy after getting internal wounds?

>>726298631

this is why you wear a hardhat

>>726293823
What a waste of Ketchup

>>726298836

I read about this, he had a watermelon inside the seat compartment. He actually survived without a scratch.

>>726299045
Not a medfag, but I'm guessing adrenaline kept him going until blood loss/drop in blood pressure caused him to collapse.

>>726299045
he almost shot his own hand off with his 1st shot, probably a nd

>>726295909
At least he didn't lost his style...

>>726298915
>well-trained

>>726299401
look at the flag

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>>726296383
naw i'm a neet but it was my ambition to become a surgeon so i could help people plastic surgery. i wanted to help people who had like messed up accidents to look kinda normal again.

the idea of surgery seems exciting to me. but there was no way i was smart enough or i guess academically inclined enough to go through with med school and all that shit. i'm 25 now so its pretty fucking late to even start shouldn't started when i was like 16 but anyways maybe another life.

>>726299261
ya but what you think it feels like? just like you're getting really sleepy? exhausted after a long ass run?

>>726298915

Punkers with mohawks lol.

4 less alcoholic scum bags in the world.

god i love seeing group darwin awards like this. humanity is still evolving.

>>726299212

Kek. Link? I call bullshit. He was Asian, not a nig nog.

>>726299401

wow that guy really broke the line at the worst possible moment. Spartans they are not.

>>726299401

France

>>726299413

And god says "don't drive your bike on the highway shithead"

>>726298285
he ded?

>>726299999
Quints!

oh yess hes dead

>>726299999

Quints.

>>726299506

"teach your kid to run out into the street. make sure not to look both ways, also don't hold his hand."

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>>726298177
You may have saved my life anon, thanks

>>726300026
he survived with minor injuries. i hear he now sells bleach and nerve gas in some corner in India.

>>726297423
was this a test?

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>>726299999
sick fuckerrrrrrrrr

>>726295909
Food must have been mind blowing.

>>726300026

He died of eternal bleeding

>>726300281
>Take a little of the top

>>726298285
You gotta give some credit to that lady, cleaning his massed up ass all over the place.

>>726299688
but why?

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>>726299999
checked

>>726300281

Pop didn't deserve to go out that way.

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>>726296040
I wonder what they did with this case. No way to remove this, is there?

>>726299506
no

>>726297694
I'm the only one who is allowed to wear an orange shirt around here

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>>726300657

>>726300470

The psychology of this is mind blowing. I'm guessing they were rapists or pedos that couldn't control themselves, racked with guilt decided to remove their dicks painfully to atone for their sins?

I'd need a psychology fag to really explain what's behind this. But that's my best guess.

>>726300619
oh yes this shitstain i hate this disgusting motherfucker. i wonder how many people in his audience were involuntarily effected with hepatitis after visiting his shows?

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>>726295074
AHHH FUCK

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>>726298137
lets be honest, this cunt wanted to die.

>>726298285
>that filename
i lost it

>>726298285
Hey, you dropped something mister.

>>726300880
Great Idea m8

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>>726300470

no one knows for sure, but there's some dark shit in some people's minds anon. Life is a really bad place for some people.

>>726301004
top kek. he thought he'd play dead.

>>726300849
who is he?

>>726293823
Failed suicide?

>>726301129
GG Allin

>>726300251
Bullfighting is so damn stupid. Asshole deserved this.

>>726299999
Quints speak truth. God hates cyclists!

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>>726300999
Checked.

>>726301135
If it was a suicide it wasn't a fail, anon. He's dead as fuck.

But I doubt it was - he didn't even finish his noodles.

>>726299506
let me die pls

>>726299999
Checked

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>>726300389
>eternal bleeding

>>726301051

like you wouldn't draw your gun the second you saw those two goons walk in.

wtf are they thinking. Like rent a fucking suit if you want to catch someone off guard.

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>>726301004
>rekt im awake
>rekt
>adding a prefix to a filename
>not making its own folder or simply tagging it

>>726300784
Huh, is a bit more complex than that.

At one hand, there's a sadomasochist aspect to it, the self mutilation is nothing new and is closely related to endorphins as biological background, and group identification at the other. Look at the guys with piercings and tattoos.

And at the other hand, there is also psychiatric aspect to it. I don't remember its name, but there's a syndrome when people believe parts of their own body are not theirs, so they seek for amputation of perfectly sane limbs.

>>726300767
Haha, don't slip, man. That is scary as fuck.

>>726297847
Damn all that for a robbery huh?

>>726300880
schOOp

>>726299045
Eternal bleeding is no joke fam

>>726301129

shitty punk musician that took a bunch of acid and went insane, and became famous for pissing and shitty on stage and rubbing his own shit on himself and flinging it into the audience.

>>726300470
there's a whole community of cock modders out there. some do it to decrease sensation, some to increase sensation. that's a fairly extreme example, but there are people who go even further to have the whole thing removed.

used to have a room mate that was into that shit. whatever gets your rocks off i guess

>>726298285
Are there two people in that pile ??

>>726301439
Hey, suck on your mom's clit.

>>726301426
You must new new here kid jr.

>>726301545

Oh you don't know about nigger yet?

yeah.... niggers....

>>726300470
Well, if you can notice he's missing a finger as well anon. These bastards are weird but their mind hell hole has to be fascinating.

>>726301629

how can you be "into that shit"

I can you can basically only do it once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynEOo28lsbc&index=28&list=PLQoryDT9O0QYp1E5_-TJNOp5t6Sibu-60

I recommend scrolling back to the top, opening this in another tab, going through again.

>>726299066
Fuk noooooooooo

>>726301004
Hole the fuck up. So a dude was sleeping and they came, set him on fire and then did a weird ceremonial "yaaay". What the fuck country is this and how come I'm not farther from it. Fucking inhuman. They guy was chilling and sleeping FFS

>>726292735
>tfw this happened in my hometown

>>726299401
Thailand

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>>726301686
oh my! what a cute little boy, getting so flustered.
I was right wasn't I?

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>>726301444

someone that takes it to this level though has to have some MAJOR self hatred and probably a background of severe childhood sexual trauma/abuse.

>>726301444
Alien limb syndrome - not to be confused with phantom limb syndrome. Two different things. Although neither of them are technically diagnoses as neither exists in the DSM.

>>726299920
that guys lying, the real story is he commited suicide when he found out the word gullible had been taken out of the dictionary

>>726302039
those nignubs are swinging at the speed of light

>>726301004
Good, I like the surprise meat in my chimichangas well cooked.

>>726302039

don't shoot officer! I'm unarmed!

>>726302039
Story?

>>726298664
no he didn't

that was in Brazil, the kid was in a tv show later, he's fine

>>726301965
0/10

>>726301964
Fucking useless spotters.
http://www.body-xtreme.com/bodybuilding/-igor-golushkin--dies-in-a-power-lifting-competition/17.htm

>>726302133
>someone that takes it to this level though has to have some MAJOR self hatred and probably a background of severe childhood sexual trauma/abuse.

Not necessarily.

>>726298137
That shoe

>>726301051
Justice boner

>>726299045

That's actually something really interesting that I read a while ago.

It appears to have, in good measure, something to do with the psychological meaning we attach to being shot with a gun. As it turns out, it is very possible that falling down is a protection mechanism our psyche, by this point in history very much familiar with the inescapably lethal nature of bullets, employs to get us in a more "safe" position, maybe even to play dead.
The proof lies in accounts from the boxer rebellion, when American troops fought tribesmen in and from the Philippines, whom seemed almost impervious to bullets at first glance, as it could take as many as five shots to bring them down. The case has been made that between their ignorance of what guns are and how they kill, and the adrenaline flowing through their veins, they most likely did not understand what had wounded them and thus carried on fighting until it was physically impossible either through blood loss or tissue destruction.

Another, far more primal, example are deer and other prey. Even when shot in the heart, deer will continue to run away until blood loss does away with their consciousness. It is precisely for this reason that you must never go near prey, even after it's fallen to the ground, until you are absolutely sure it's dead, otherwise they might yet have some life in them and do what cornered creatures do; lash out, possibly wounding or even killing you.

This guy probably had adrenaline on his side for a while, since the first shot missed, and it could have very well have been a headshot, and the subsequent ones we cannot really tell if they landed since he was behind the desk. For all we know, only those last two shots as he tried to exit through the door landed on him, and thus his brain shut everything down to protect itself.

>>726302039
>t-rex fight

>>726301828
according to him, the permanence is a big part of the thrill.
but like i said, from what i saw of his stuff, most people dont go that far. i saw some where they just widened the urethra, or band their dicks until they get some permanent sensation loss

>>726302039
why don't they take up muay thai or something?

>>726297694
I've been watching these for awhile. Chinese are the most morally bankrupt followed closely by Brazilians

>>726302094
You have too many memes on hand at any given point. It's not healthy.

>>726302205
KEK. So good

>>726301623
naw that guy was just the product of tons of incestous backwoods breeding.

his dad named him jesus christ allin because his dad was probably about as inbred and fucked up as he was. his younger brother was a retard so could only pronounce him 'jeejee' so thats how he took the name.

i don't even think dude did acid mainly heroin. he was just fucked from the get go no way around it also as a kid he got some infection tht was never treated which made him impotent.

>>726301979
moar like this

>>726302206

well it all started in poland in 1922....

jk two niggs with no arms got in a fight. THE END.

>>726297435
Nice to meet you.
>am federale

>>726302237

newfag detected

>>726298774

Does this mean they've gotta split the points for that kill?

>>726301427
>rent a suit he said
>in the ghetto he said

>>726302324

So he didn't have a job did he?

Trust fund kid? Drug dealer?

>>726297233
>kewl can I see your collection
Nigga, we professionals. Nobody fucking has time to pose for selfies. Fucking summer as fuck in here

Im gay

>>726302593

Dress for the job you want, not the one you have.

>>726302594
dunno, he went out and did something for most of the day. wouldnt be surprised if it was questionably legal. he rented a room for like 3 and a half months. havent heard from him since.

he looked fairly normal, but the shit he talked about when drunk was pretty out there lol

>>726298731
You ain't hear shit you uninformed psycho

>>726302039
you'd think they're learn to kick god damn

>>726302420
>well it all started in poland in 1922....
no one thought you were going anywhere with that you tedious, unfunny fuck.

>>726302843
This is by far the most fucked up thing ITT.

>>726302647

why do they always run TOWARDS the path of danger? Wouldn't you just run behind the tree that's two feet away?

>>726294591
Hit the car so hard he turned into a woman

>>726302711
kek

>>726299688
Does he have some kind of cutting fetish? I notice he's missing a finger, too.

>>726303057

also they're in a fucked up ball pit that was a third world chucky cheese 10 years ago.

"hey the kid is going to kill someone, he'll like to do it in the ball pit"

At first I thought "wow that's going to fuck the kid up when he sees this when he's older" Then i realized.... that kid isn't going to get much older.

>>726298925
Nah. The story was the dude was going around killing homeless folks cause he got joy out of it. I think it was in China.

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>>726302716
The power of Christ compels you!

>>726299688
>I think I'll cut my dick off today

>>726303404
he ded

>>726300113
Live you too anon. Go for the eyes, balls, throat and ears. If you hit him hard enough in the ear with your palm you can throw off his equilibrium, giving you enough time to make an escape. Don't forget nigger.

>>726296040
>not once, but twice

>>726302473
fag detected

Guy got shot in the head and rubs his brains off his own head. Really fucked up haah

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=faf_1472497928

>>726302307

this might have some truth to it. But bullets are weird. One can kill you instantly, but under different circumstances you could take 5 to the dome and not even feel it or lose consciousness.

>>726298631
This shit scares me. Out doing something, just hanging out and then BOOM instant death.

>>726302307
damn thats interesting. i don't think i could just lay down id run and run at least until i couldnt anymore.

>>726303054

tough crowd tonight.

>>726300748
Cuckold faggot

>>726291312
When you look at this you realize how fragile life is...

>>726299506
Fucking useless ass moms

>>726303892

>newfag confirmed

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>>726303078
It's purely an instinctual reaction, you don't really have control over it unless you've been in those types of situations before.

>>726304070
post the african chick getting her head beaten up

>>726302711

That fucking BOUNCE. Wow.

>>726302843
How long ago did they do this? They sure are getting creative but FFS

>>726303036
I'm rather blown away by the stupidity of that person

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>>726301426
>>726303054
>>726303892

>>726300763
Wallace from Wallace and Gromit designed this to get undressed for bed.

>>726299506
faggot

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>>726304456
Get out.

>>726292502
What was he stealing

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>>726303406
>Passion of the christ

>>726304575
he dindu nuffin

>>726301357
Good grief....

>>726304441

no shit. it's not even her job why would she interfer. What is she a fucking super hero?

>>726301623
You're getting GG mixed in with Sid Barret.

>>726292735
MFW everyone else in the bank knows the robber is there before the security guard.

That last shot tho. Just like "o.k. time for u to die."

>>726302186
Zozzle

>>726304786
An hero

>>726291312
juicy

http://www.xxxbonanza.com/index.php/2017/03/21/milfs-piercedpussy-fisted-by-eurobabe/

>>726292502
ISIS in the hood? there are sleeper cells in the hood. beware!

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>>726304786
her job or not, if a work vehicle is doing something like that you don't go anywhere near it

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>>726295909
Always kek at the guy in the long sleeve who passes by goes "seriously" then keeps walking

>>726303529
>heh. time to show'em what I'm made of.
>here's a tip guys, don't go for the knife. attack him. you're going to get cut. but you can take him out before he kills you if you focus on hurting him.
>lurk for a little while, expecting some sort of positive response from a grateful anon
>feel the awkward tension in the post, no one called me edgy, no one was grateful
>well this is a little embarrassing, I-I think i'll just see what's up on the old ylyl hehe
>17 minutes later
>You may have saved my life anon, thanks
>29 minutes later
>sigh
>well, I guess I've got nothing to lose just browsing the rekt thread, might as well take a quick peek at the new webms
>I-Is this... a positive reply?
>Well I better get crackin' with my response right away!
>Wow... to think that I actually made a difference in some anon's life today, the feeling is... like nothing I've ever felt before
>clickity clack my life's on track!
>alright now to solidify my expertise in practical self defense here.....
>Go for the eyes, balls, throat and ears. If you hit him hard enough in the ear with your palm you can throw off his equilibrium, giving you enough time to make an escape.
>nice! hmmm... I sound a little too neckbeardy in my reply, it needs some character, something that'll make me look like one of the guys here
>Don't forget nigger
>Hehe lookin' good...
>Wow, it really is a wonderful life, and you know what? this anon made my day as well :)
>Better make his day even better, I really wanna show him that he means a lot to me
>Live you too anon
>There we go! Aaaaaand... post!
>Ahhhhh... feelsgoodman.j -
>w-wait
>what's that?
>Live you too anon
>Live you
>i

>>726301129

G.G. Allin. True punk. Mildly retarded.

Search Hated: GG Allin and the Murder Junkies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdMGgPX4RPw

>>726304770
oh shit. there's more to it

>>726300767
Holy shit Dr. you not learn bolt cutters in med school???

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>>726298285
Holy fuck. did he die?

>>726298137
lpt - stay with the herd

>>726305206

I posted that first "don't go for the knife" post. Someone else made the second posts, that appears to be pretending to be me maybe?

Anyway I wasn't trying to be edgy. I studied martial arts for years and all the mastered said "don't go for the knife" Some of whom had actually been in knife attacks and lived.

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>>726303036
the retards are actually trying to lift it again as the video ends, ffs.

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>726294356
definition of not escaping

>>726304990
I've done similar things (not nearly as stupid) and caught myself half way through. There was a 10 foot I beam that probably weighed 200 lbs. and it started to slip off a grade all (we were 30 feet) I started to grab for it and then thought wtf am I doing and just kinda rubbed my hand on it.

>>726305622

also why would i "show them what i'm made of" on an anonymous board? What would the point of that be?

you must be a newfag. There's no ego in anon land.

>>726293823
file name KEK

>>726299949
Nah the flag ain't white

>>726305685
newfag

>>726305499
Hes fine. l8r on he was on brazil tv show.

you're late.

>>726304974
I don't. Not even one bit.

>>726305738

rolf, i didn't even have the energy to reply that.... thanks anon.

>>726305685
I'm sorry anon, your lame b8 made a sudden catharsis in my life. Fuck this page, I'll become a lawyer so I can help black people get justice anywhere they go.
Thanks anon.

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>>726304795

>>726305328
are they using special effects now? I don't understand where all that blood(?) and fluid would continue to come from for such a long time.

>>726305879
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>726299506
faggot

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>>726305893
Lost hard

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>>726298285
the amount of body parts in that pile is Mortal Kombat tier

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>>726305420
>True punk

>>726306087
Who the fuck do you fucking think you are you fucking faggot cock sucker? I dont give a fucking rats asshole if you're a Navy Seal or not. All you fucking faggots do is sit around snorting cocaine and jerking each other off to pictures of each others wives. You fucking faggot mother fucking dick head piece of shit. Please send the storm my way. I am a 4 time purple belt in Mixed Martial Arts, I could kill all of you faggots with my left nut. You think that fucking people are supposed to be intimidated by your hollow threats of fucking someone up? Let me tell you something faggot, I will find you. I will cut out your fucking eyeballs with a spoon and stick them in your asshole so you can watch yourself take my dick up your ass while I'm raping you, Fucking queer. You don't know who the fuck I am. Wanna know how much of a sick mother fucker I am? Ask Chuck Norris' wife. She couldn't even take the tip of my cock in her ass without screaming. Chuck Norris is a BITCH to me, and you're nothing but a speck of sand in the desert you're stationed in, to Chuck. So what does that make you compared to me? Nothing. You are fucking NOTHING. You're not even a fucking MOLECULE compared to me you fucking dick sucker. So before you send your arsenal off cock sucking faggot Navy bitches, why don't you stop and ask yourself, "Is it really worth it? Do I want to put myself, my friends, and my family in danger, because I don't know when to shut the fuck up?". Then answer the question by saying no and moving on with your pathetic excuse you call a life, you fag.

>>726304795

pretty sure sid barret never ate his own shit in public.

the GG documentary people say he was kind of normal before he took acid. then after acid he flipped his lid.

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>>726303036
I hope my survival skills are vastly superior to this fat nigger

>>726305685
You know honestly, I don't feel great about it, but it does have some redeeming values.

The main thing is, really is usually so hidden from us. Most of the people in our lives try to sugar coat things from when we are young. Some people even deny that certain things go on in the world. Seeing these threads, I always think to myself, "well, I guess I should look twice before crossing the street", "I guess escalators and elevators can be dangerous", "I guess there are people out there beheading people". It makes me think twice in these situations. It makes me more confident when people start arguing whether it's dangerous to vacation in mexico and I want to throw in my two cents.

Seeing a kid fall off an escalator and die may seem morbid, but you can bet if I'm ever bringing kids up an escalator, after seeing a thread like this, I'll pay fucking attention to what those little monkeys are up to, and me viewing this shit may therefore save a life.

On top of that, watching how quickly and easily life can be struck out of someone makes me appreciate it that much more.

>>726304908

you're right anon she really was an hero

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>>726306003

>catharsis

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>>726306082
>massively fractured skull
no idea where all that blood could pump out of??
kys

>>726306340
Those midgets are disturbingly hot.
Sauce

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>>726306082

if the heart is still pumping, the blood is still coming.

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>>726306514
underrated post

>>726306514
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

>>726306340
is it Scots (from xmen) dad?

>>726306279
You fucking come over here and say that fucker. I’ve trained in the arts of ninjutsu for over ten years. I’ve been to 9 secret dojos and even been to Japan itself to learn from the great masters of Japanese martial arts. I’ve watched over 100 animes and all the classic martial arts films. You think your fucking Western training can beat me? I have ten genuine Japanese katanas, the greatest kind of sword even forged. I have FIFTY shuriken. You think guns can stop me? Have Al-Qaeda ever attacked Japan? No, they don’t DARE to attack Japan. Do you even know the first thing about bushido and honor? Go eat some more cheeseburgers you fat piece of shit, I have the heart of a samurai.

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>>726306514
I beg to differ anon

>>726306690
20% huh? Wow, you learn something new on rekt threads everyday.

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>>726306803
>before gif

>>726291312
Tell me this ain't you if your name starts with a C

>>726306841
then explain what you mean you fucknut.

>>726306803
How the fuck did he get it that tight with WING NUTS? Must have taken forever.

>>726306828
mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life.

>>726301703
What are you trying to even say?

>>726293823
>when you nig so hard
>tryna eat yo fried chicken in the afterlife

>>726306854
And you thought those threads were just for the lulz...

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>>726306904
do you think that's actually OP's foot?

>>726299506
how do you know that was his mom

>>726299401
transistan

>>726298177

> cut

Unless he stabs you, fatally.

>>726301357
not okay anon

>>726307127
and yet, having it pointed out the dude has a massively fractured skull goes over your thick cunt head? Do you think the head is a watertight bag of skin, you fucking retard.

>>726297848
sids kills

>>726300619
Whoa! how did his dick get so big?!

holy fuuuuuuck

>>726307370
God you are a fucking dumbass, I'm actually agreeing with your statement.

>>726307093

he said you new new must be kid here jr what the fuck is so difficult to understand about that? Have you been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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>>726307472