We all have secrets, whats yours? mine >I'm 18, male,

>>726271670
It's also not a secret that you are gay.

sometimes i bump threads

I look at naked women on the internet.

>>726271670
I abused my sister for about 2 years growing up.
Now that my daughter is the same age I struggle with wanting to do the same to her.

>>726272025
>>726272986
I am straight but I just like the boys, I also like how they get all the female attention

Not much of a secret but a weight

Girlfriend of three years and I broke up and I'm in pieces. Currently drinking gin and tonic by the fuckload

>>726271670
my wife and I have descended into scat freaks, every time we sex shit is part of the experiance

>>726273313

Just don't do it you fag. Do the domination shit to your wife or girlfriend who can consent

I don't reallyou like 3D hentai

>>726271670
I'm straight but gay anal gets me hard

>>726271670
I'm a straight up pedophile. But not a sex offender, probably will be sooner rather than later.

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>>726271670

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I couldn't maintain erection during my first time and now I don't know if there's something wrong with me or I was just nervous

i tried to fuck my dog when i was 16

pussy too tight, could not get it in, still a virgin to this day

24yo

>>726273313
how was it with sister?

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i have been thinking about death alot and interested in the nothingness that it is, thinking about killing myself to "experience" having no conscious

>>726274296
same, i'm 21 though

>tried to fuck my dog at 16

Only 16? I tried since I was like 8

I can barely get off to hetro porn anymore, only shota and gay i think im too far gone /b/ros

my hot cousin sucked me off when she was drunk and young

>>726274324
Great. I played into her natural curiosity. We just stopped, it's never come up since, so that's about the best possible scenario.

>>726274405
you never succeed ?:(

I'm bored of sex and feel empty inside. Need more milk.

>>726274405

really? at that age i didnt even thought about sex

>>726274499
tell us the story :)

>>726274226
your gay you just know it yet

>>726274506
cute daughter now? :)

I don't trust anyone

I can't get off to anything that doesn't involve someone crying for them to stop

The first porn I watched seriously was hentai ogre rape when I was like 10

>>726274384

a few days ago i was at a club making out with this one super cute girl, and remebering that i tried to fuck the dog, so i was thinking to myself, "wow, if only this girl knew with what kind of guy she is right now"

>>726274226
Probably just nervous. Same thing happened to me. It's more common than you think.

i love when my gf is passed out. only time i can fuck her in the ass

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>>726274619

>be 19
>visit another city where my cousin (17) lives
>meet up with her in town in the evening
>she has some of her friends around
>we go through a few bars and get moderately drunk
>she is quite drunk herself
>wandering through dark town drinking our own beer
>cousin gets really clingy and doesn't look after her clothing (it was summer, so not much clothes and it's all basically loose if not fixed)
>can't unsee that her nipples are showing through the top of her bra that's clearly too big for her
>her friends start going home one by one
>eventually it's just us two left
>she's sitting besides me and hugging me
>we're in a remote dark place
>I try to subtly tell her that her top is very loose and I see everything
>she giggles and says "do you like it?"
>"um, well, yeah kinda"
>"let's see how much you like it"
>takes her bra suspenders down to the sides to reveal everything
>proceeds to slide a hand under my shorts and grab my almost hard dick
>clearly she has experience
>she's stroking it while I get braver and go for a feel on her breast
>shorts down, she kneels in front
>goes down on me without any words
>it's kind of messy because she's drunk
>eventually finish in her mouth
>seems like she swallowed most of it, spit out the remains
>casually drinks it down with last bits of our beer
>"that was fun"
>next day she's hungover and i'm not even sure if she remembers that, so we never talked about it again
>2 years after, I heard lots of slutty stories about her in the time that passed since this happened
>oh well
>pic related, her at the time

I masturbate to my cousin every single day

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>>726274707
Super cute

First time I made out with a girl I was 7, she was my 16yo babysitter.

My boyfriend is gay and I have nightmares and struggle with it everyday because he won't talk to me about it

>>726271670
There is nothing in your message that's a secret. Fuck off.

>>726271670
If i told u it wudnt be a secret idiot

>>726274329

I think about the "nothingness" of death often. Also, how small and unimportant we are.

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>>726274896
It was my first girlfriend too as well and she dumped me after that so now I'm a bit scared to try again

Im bi-dialectal. which means I have 2 accents. One I use for my family and one I use for my friends. neither side have ever met each other. Neither side know. Not a fucking clue how to get out of this scenario either.

>>726274961
picture?

>>726271670
>wear their shirts in public
not much of a secret then

>>726274999
true. so what in your mind?:)

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>>726275130
Why the fuck would you even start that

>>726274999

greentext sister + moar daughter

>>726275108
Wow what a cunt. I'm sorry bro. I guess I got lucky since the girl I was with was a bit more understanding.

Only advice I can give for next time is don't rush into things. Take it slow and do a lot of foreplay first. Try to relax and try to have fun.

>Zoophile

>Know a bunch of barely legal girls that fantasize about real life loli and always want to read/watch loli porn together

>Have a bunch of girls around my age that constantly talk about how bad they want me to "breed them" and use them as cum dumps while they're pregnant

>They're all 6/10 to 9/10 girls

>I should be happy, this kind of shit is what all perverted men want in life right?

>I'm horribly miserable and wish I was dead every day of my life

>>726274999
I'll say it, I'm attracted to her. btw nice trips

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>>726274959
her now
any comments/questions?

>>726275260
but my parents don't know and my classmates don't know, if they saw everyone would think I'm gay

I've been fucking my friend's wife for over a year. I've tried to stop but I have no willpower.

>>726275130
Interesting. Which two accents?

>>726271670
I murdered my cat when I was twelve.

>>726275478

what? You're living the dream, dude

>>726275348

I moved country when I was pretty young. my original accent kind of changed over the years but I always felt more comfortable reverting back when i visited the fam back home. now im in a bit of a pickle.

oops

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>>726275140

Desecrated many graves in my time.

>>726271670

>wear their shirts in public

great secret you fucking moron

>>726275030
I think this is a secret.

>>726271670
Im a human

>>726275478
Ok so why are you not happy? it because you prefer animal?

>>726275513
she take it in the ass?:P

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>>726271670
i sometimes cut my finger off here have a look

>>726275530


i've been doing the same... shits too cash to stop

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>>726275776
Bam

>>726275549
Not good..First step of psycho killer lol

>>726275513
what is her shoe size?

>>726275604
you should fuck her.

>>726275582
>>726275731
Crippling depression and anxiety disorders. Combined those together with feelings that my only value in life is sexual, you got a cocktail of suicidal wishes.

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>>726271670
How is it even a secret when you're parading those shirts in public?

>>726271670
My dad died almost been two years, my uncle lives in the front he brought a cousin of mine they didnt put any money for the funeral, tried to charge them rent im his only son he basically left a big house helped his family they acted like pricks in the funeral so, I went sorta sopranos on them, now this is a big family so I cant go out much because they want me in jail or kidnapped or whacked.
Now my uncle wants the whole property not really a secret because everyone knows it but because im always with my problem solver they are thinking about it also apparently im worth 1000 dollars.

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>>726275771
I believe she does, haven't done it myself
>>726275903
average

all i want out of my life is to fuck girls between the ages of 13-16.

I like anal but the aftermath makes it not worth it for me

>>726275969

same, but 6-12

>>726275812
>>726275776
Holy shit dude thats gross

>>726275933
Yes you need to become fat and quick. So you will loose your sextoy values , become a normal guy and dont scare woman or make them so fucking horny they dont see you as a potential future but just a fuckboy.. I think love is needed in this garbage universe

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>>726276099
Kek

>>726274062
>ding, news flash
>YOU'RE A FAGGOT

This one time. I slept in my cupboard.

>>726275963
now she have kid too?

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>>726271670
I'm gay but I've had several girlfriends so every time I try to bring it up with people they laugh it off as a joke since I'm pretty conservative in nature. I also really dislike women and have grown ever more tired of them to the point I see them all as shallow whores and actresses.

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>>726276222
nope

>>726275969
did you have succes :)

>>726274329
You could just take a shit ton of xanax til you are unconscious. That would be the same thing and then you don't have to die.

Or you could trip mega balls, like try dissociatives and you'll be so disconnected from your body it's like you aren't even there.

>>726276099
i can understand that

i seriously think ill slowly go insane over the course of my life if i cant ever fuck one

>>726276283
i think you need to fuck her :P really drunk one night :)

>>726276151
I'm on it coach, I'm in my late 20s, my fast metabolism isn't going to last me that much longer.

>>726276297
(not a cop)

>>726276297
no not yet. im thinking of traveling to brazil where there are 14 year old sluts just walking around who hunger for white dick

>>726276343

fucking them is impossible, their pussy is like 5mm wide

>>726275882
>psycho killer
not psycho killer, only fucking killer

>>726276343
time to travel to thailand lol

i'm a 21 yr old girl and i really want to date/fuck/get to know older guys :'(

once catfished a girl as both a guy and a girl.

girl got more nudes from my target.

i put those nudes on site involving a color and a drug.

she became one of the most viewed.

people from the city and the nearby college found out.

people started messaging her parents and relatives about it.

girl dropped out of school. got off all social media and is basically a hermit.

>>726273418
Listen to me you moronic asshole . You will take all your shit , all of it , after you get your shit together you'll put the bottle down and you'll shave , get a haircut and go the fuck out ! When something ends there is no point in hovering over it , you move on . Feelings are not important , you are just another speck of dust in a dessert so move your ass and live

>>726273424
what did you start with, as you say descended?

I get in "car rider line" where the parents pick up their kids after school at my local high school to check out the teen girls

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>>726276401
you like her and how she behaves when drunk?

>>726276431
thailand too internet too me loll

>>726276174
kek, ya got me bro. Roasted like a jew.

>>726276545
should be very easy..go to any dating site. during first conversation tell the guy you wan only the experience and you want to have fun...lol you will meet guy and fuck lol

>>726276641
i wonder where in thailand one would go if they were seeking out young slutty women. i doubt if i went i could find a place, unless there were underaged prostitutes all over the place

sometimes actually complete the fap roulette tasks

>>726276624
how she behave drunk ?:) im curious

>>726275530
>>726275808
I think he's starting to figure it out. I've been pretty careful but I worry about it.

>>726276974
well just read the story? >>726274959

>>726276841
well they have this problem for so many time..i never been to thailand but in my head it like..you go to as escort place find a shaddy man and ask loll

>>726277111
oh yes :P but i would love her more drunk than that :P

>>726276788
thats true but i'm kind of shy, also i'm scared to meet guys on the net because they can easily overpower me ~ haha maybe this summer..

>>726275536

scottish / english

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>>726277211
she might just be too drunk then. wwyd with her?

>>726277277
picture of you?

im a 17yo girl and i have a boyfriend but everytime i orgasm i think about my girl bestfriend i had a couple of years ago

>>726277292
>English accent
Which of the 39553 ?

I like a girl but I'm afraid of rejection because I'm a depressed NEET.
This happened a few times before and jsut adds to the pile of regret.
Please kill me.

>>726277336
you are never too drunk to get fuck in the ass. I would take her all night

>>726277130
man i hope so lol

>>726277465
hmm there is still something there :P

I shower naked

>>726277472

N London

Senior in high school, graduate in about 3 months, on honor roll, know most people at my school. I like to trap on here and constantly shave and exercise and do other things to keep my body feminine, I'm bi and no one at my school knows. Also I've tried to kill myself 3 times in my life, no one knows, I suffer from BPD, anxiety, and depression. Feels good to get all of that off of my chest.

>>726277532
In a rich country, if you are not from the elite it mostly impossible to have your 15yo girl. But if your name is rothschild or other and you are friend with Illuminati/FreeMason shit lol you can have all the young you want. The rich they have everything

>>726277657
you are crazy

>>726271670
>and wear their shirts in public

then it's not much of a secret you faggot.

My girlfriend is into bdsm and now I'm pretty scared of her

>>726275776
>>726275812
fake

I'm secretly a gigantic whore

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I met a girl on minecraft the summer before my first year of high school. She happened to live in the same town as me. We talked, and eventually we started dating. She had hardcore issues though. She would often get drugged up and offer me nudes, but being the youngster I was, I turned them down. She eventually had a nervous breakdown and she dumped me.

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>>726277493
i'm sure she'd like it

I knocked up my GF and left after finding out she was trans (I refuse to call her he unless it's to her) and I have chem class with her current bf who fucking hates me for leaving. Although if he ever tries shit I'll stab him in the throat. His name is Cameron, and it's scientifically proven that all Camerons are lil faggots.

I have nothing on under my clothes o:

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>>726278412
>I'll stab him in the throat

>>726276592
rimming and atm

>>726278412
Not your fault anon. She should have told you she was trans

>>726271670
I'm attracted to 10-14yo girls. i also may have an eating disorder

>>726278598

We go to a shit school, everyone has a knife or at least something pointy.

I wanna fuck my mother in law. She has a great ass that I constantly creepshot when I have the chance. I usually can tell what underwear she is wearing because I have literally jerked off with ALL of her panties when they are in her hamper. I also secretly tried to film her showering but for some reason can never get an ass/pussy shot. I have the tits but its like divine intervention keeps me from seeing her ass and slit

>>726278279
and daughter?:) niece ?:)

>>726278412
trans person can not get knocked up??..you know because they change sex...

>>726278830
what?

>>726278696
why you mean by may also ?

>>726279050
oh it not you who talk about daughter telling she was hot :) i was thinking it was your sister and daughter

>>726278806
share?

>>726271670
I'm a furry and everytime I think the comunity is like a big bullshit. In /b/ always furries post yiff and more yiff.

>>726275130
It's actually very common. Especially among minorities. Everyone does it to a certain extent. You speak professional english at the workplace and then casual at home.

>>726271670
18 y/o virgin here, only close friends know about it, no one else knows I'm still a virgin, not only that but also only my closest friends know I've never even had a GF.

I have a boyfriend (im a girl) but whenever im about to orgasm all i can think of is this girl i had as my bestfriend before

>>726279171
no that's my cousin

>>726279398
Tits or gtfo

>>726279398

If you're around 18 your body chemistry is still probably fucked up, wouldn't worry about it

if you're around 25 you're either Bi, or full Lez

>>726278412
oi my name is cameron you cheeky cunt

>>726279666
xD

>>726279666

faggot

>>726279809

>xD

God I hope it's ironic

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>>726275359
>Parents put me in charge of babysitting on bar nights
>Little sister, 10 or so, short, freckles, blonde like creepy blonde. Her feet stank and she loved to fart and burp, so assume ultimately she's curious
>Very first night I'm in charge start asking sexual questions and showing her penthouse forums I had under my dirty laundry in the closet
>Convince her to take off her clothes and just kinda cuddle and roll around on the ground
>No idea what I'm doing really but rock hard
>Following Saturday morning were in my bed while my parents are sleeping in
>She starts asking questions and what I'm willing to try with her
>I tell her I'll try anything she wants
>Including doing it? (It was 1995)
>Sure
>Next Wednesday we go in my room and spend about 3 hours emulating everything we can
>Little sister already popped her own cherry with a hairbrush before we even started doing anything, but we end up having actual penetrative sex for a small while, she finishes me off with her hand, first ever orgasm with another person
>Ewww
>Washes her hands butt naked
>Get dressed and parents come home. I can smell pussy on the bottom of my shirt.

From there on out I let her come to me whenever our parents were out. For about 2 years I got toothy blowjobs, and ate a lot of pussy terribly. We fucked dozens of times but I always came super fast. Ended around the time we moved so she would have been 12 or so.

>>726274999
turn that trips upside down and act on your feelings

>>726271670
>18 and have no future because i have a certificate of completion and scared to tell my girlfriend if fear at looking like a failure

>>726275638
I wear them ironically

but secretly, not ironically

>>726274959
Oh boy love your copy pasta you stole

>>726279249

im not talking a slight change between a single accent, more along the lines of a sharp change between N london and a strong scottish accent, both of which I can do flawlessly

>>726280003
either the military or community college Einstein

>>726279878
It isn't xD

..... back in 2000, I uh,,,,,, I was the one who let the dogs out.

>>726280371

BottomKek

When I was about 14-15, one of my closest friends had slept over mine, we were up until about 7 in the morning playing games and watching stupid videos,
(we were best of friends and have slept at each other houses for as long as I remember. I have vague memories of when we were at about 11-12 when we discovered masturbation and cumming. We didn't really know the meaning of it at the time but everytime I used to go over his we jack off right next to eachother in the bed, and be like 'did you do it yet' or ''oh i got more out this time, needless to say this was very early in my sexual life.)

>>726280512
Anyway he was at mine again. upon him falling asleep I started watching some porn and got fairly aroused. I regret this to this day and have a deep guilt most days but I had the idea to try and make a move while he was sleeping, started with a lick of his lips just the test the waters, my heart racing and my dick throbbing of this danger of him waking up (he was on the floor in a sleeping bag), I made a dog style pose over his head so my genitals were in line with his mouth and started masturbating quietly but quickly over his mouth but not touching it, I was only about 10 seconds in but the urge to sploodge was tremendous and I couldn't believe what I was doing, before I knew it i was beyond no mans land where I just couldn't stop my self from exploding, whilst keeping my throbbing cock over his mouth area I started to convulse and jizz all over it, the pleasure got the best of me and I started to try and push my cock into his little mouth out of compulsiveness, least to say I was only pushing his lips up, down and side to side, he was to deep into sleep for his mouth to open unless he was pretending to be asleep that is which im not too sure of to this day as he was becoming ever distant after that night and every time I see him I have a strange feeling he knows, the worst thing about it is that I dabbed the big part of my jiz of his lips but I left most of it that had dribbled down his cheek and onto his clothes. Just writing this is making me nervous and exited at the same time.

>>726280077
I didn't it's original

>>726279269
really not a stress 18 is nothing keep calm lol

i masturbated on my friend bed and cum on his sheets when he was sleep right next to me

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>>726280683
Kek no its not saw That in an incest thread awhile again try again

I recently watched episode finale of the Regular Show. It fucking broke me down. When I saw them split and go in other directions I literally cried and realised that life suxks. Like I kind of knew it but it hit me so hard then. I know I'll end up the same way. I hate the fact that life is pretty much so short. And while I'm still young I act like depressed little shit. Sorry for the chaotic text

>>726279930
picture of her now??

>>726281011
She's like 30 now

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>>726274959
Either this is a copypasta, or I've seen you post before :)

I used to give oral to my friend when we were around 12. I sucked the cum out of his cock everywhere we went, and he would sometimes reciprocate. I jerk to lots of gay, trans, and young porn now. I have a wife too.

My girlfriend is a cute 15 year old goth/emo girl, I am 22. I have to lie to all of my colleagues and say she's 18.

>>726281158
well picture of her lol the one you want too show :) im not pushing lol

>>726279930
How is that abuse?

>>726280831
Did you ever cum on him?

>>726281249
she take it in the ass?:)

>>726281185
>>726280894
Obviously copy pasta

>>726281304
I used my position of trust and authority to trick and manipulate her I to bad decisions I'm sure she remembers and regrets.

i have a small dick and i am afraid to confront girls with it

>>726273424

Lucky bastard. I'm lucky if I can get mine to fart in my mouth two or three times a year.

>>726281346
She doesn't. Says it makes her feel like she has to poop. Is a suicide girl and loves being choked, scratched, bitten and the sorts, though.

>>726281463
You probably should be.

come discord.gg/v5qhWSX

>>726281418
she have good life now?

>>726271670
so your a trap? It's cool your in good company.

>>726271670
https://discord.gg/v5qhWSX

>>726281512
could we see her?:)

>>726271670
moms friend treid to fonger me in teh back of moms car

>>726281579
We hang out like twice a week. She's married with 3 kids.

>>726281631
I don't know. I'd let you see her, but knowing 4chan and how things backfire, I'd rather not. She has a daddy fetish.

>>726279930

nice greentext
your age at the time?
I did some small sexual things to my sister too, when she was 10 and me 13. Never regretted. I think she's cool with it.

>>726275130
holy shit this is actually a thing

my mom does this, it pisses me off so much
she speaks with a german accent when she talks to strangers and it is really really aggravating. still not convinced it isnt some type of attention whoring thing in her case tho.

>>726281818
so you have not fuck her up that much, she have good life:) it good lol

I want to find a good looking trap and fuck them.

>>726281825
true very true lol how you met her ?

>>726271670
discord.gg/v5qhWSX

>>726281886
oh what did you do ?:)

>>726280894
>>726281185
because I posted it in incest threads a few times?

>>726281969
who?? it no tclear

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I fantasise about lesbians to pass the time.

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

>>726281886
I would have been about 13 when things started.

I don't think anybody's cool with it, but it's not enough for her to ruin my life over it.

>>726282107
somebody already done that i think...not so original..Carlson City is so close..you could not go there to shot your man ??

>>726281897

seems to be more common than I thought. Infact I once bumped into a girl on the street who also spoke with a scottish accent to her family and an english accent to her friends, funnily enough.

>>726271670
i used to think my neighbor was hot. but she's 15 now. and looks like she's making bad decisions

>>726282055

Nothing extreme.
>There was this game, that we called (translated) "disgusting challenge".
>Once she dared me to touch her pussy.
>i was on my bed, she come on me in 69 position.
>I proceeded to spread her labia and saw my very first closeup hymen.
>Just touched it once, she said "not there, it hurts!".

>be me a long time ago
>8 to be exact
>hanging out with my cousins
>both are 14 and 16
>just playing vidya at their house
>adults leave
>hey anon wanna do something fun
>sure
>come on let's go to our room then
>walk in and they lock the door
>ok it's a fun game but you can't tell anyone
>like a secret?
>yeah it's a secret service don't tell anyone
>ok I won't
>okay so you wanna have some some special fun with us
>what are we doing
>they start to caress me
>feels weird
>it's ok this is gonna fun
>they have one hand on their junk
>slowly whip out their dicks

Anyone else interested in the rest?

>>726274499
Text of the green, My good man, if you please ..

nope

>>726281320
i should of

>>726275012
2/8 b8

>>726282247

dude really, it's not a so big deal. It was consensual and you were a kid too. Nothing bad.

>>726271670
im 29 and I ordered a new gun and didnt tell the wife hope she doesn't look at the credit card bill before i pay it off next week.

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>>726277277
How old are you? and post a pic

>>726275812
What is this witchcraft???

I mailed him the noose.

>>726282570
here >>726274959

I love fapping on omegle. Even if its just to some rper or something.

I only had one girl on cam with me, and thats long ago

>>726278102
I want to believe

>>726279930
>Little sister, 10 or so, short, freckles, blonde like creepy blonde. Her feet stank and she loved to fart and burp, so assume ultimately she's curious
what

>>726275977
Are you a girl or a boy?

>>726283329
Remember if you're little sister is a gross tomboy she might suck your dick.

A prime example why it would never work with my daughter, she's a girly little tease.

>>726278412
>Camerons are lil faggots.

Except for the great Cameron Mitchell.

>>726282529
Sounds like opportunity

>>726281980
Some shitty chat program called IMVU.

>>726284051
tell me about her :)

>>726279666
Kumusta Satanas

>>726273418
I went through this exact thing a few years back. Also girlfriend of three years, we broke up, and I spent a LOT of time consuming gin and tonics. It can get very, very bad if you continue to drink alone and for those reasons of heartache, regret, loneliness, etc.

Trust me anon, you do not want to go down that rabbit hole. Put the bottle down and start working on yourself. I didn't give a shit about myself when I was in your situation, my drinking increased, I gained weight, I looked disgusting and sick and after about a year of that, almost to the day of the break up, I checked into a hospital for alcohol withdrawal. You think you have weight now? You will experience an entirely different kind of weight if you keep up what you're doing. Not judging, not talking down, because I've been through it too, but please listen to me on this. I do not wish that upon anyone.

>>726284051

dude she's your dau, just turn her in a tomboy

Seeking power I killed my brother but I now realize that without him, I am lost.

>>726284679

adam?

>>726277895
I've probably fapped to you dawg

Btw, it doesn't get better after high school. Gets worse actually. I graduated early last year, already hate it.

>>726281782
green text

>>726284540
It's a totally different paradigm between being a fellow curious kid to being a grown man with a hairy man penis trying to convince a 10 year old girl to put it in her mouth.

>>726284679
Cain?

>>726274226
just nervous bro

I've never kissed a girl and im 20 and now I'm in a relationship with a girl and don't know what to do.

>>726275977
What it is about the aftermath that you don't like?

>>726285185
I'm in the same age and same situation

We're meeting for the first time this friday. I know I'm gonna fuck up bad. She's had 2 bf's before.

>>726274226
If you can't keep it up when alone, that's when you gotta worry

>>726284941

i wasn't trying to convince you; in fact i suggest to not do that, you'll probably regret it

>>726277895
Kik?

>>726285185
>>726285513
Don't look at it like you gotta do something, just say hi, be courteous, listen to the cues she gives

Alternatively, turn up naked, maintain eye contact and establish dominance

Either work

BF jacks of to trans and gay men but says it's just different from regular people. I pretend I don't know that he still does this but it secretly kills me

>>726278412
Wait you find out then knocked her up and left or you knocked her up found out she was trans and left. cause either way. youse a faggot

>>726274062
please kill yourself before you ruin someones life, ty fag

>>726286261
do you still want to be with him?

>>726275011

how'd that happen? greentext

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>>726271670
this is a secret i'll keep to the grave and I guess i'll finally let at least the cats foot out of the bag.
>be in high school
>sophomore year
>didn't know but both sisters started doing heroin, one smoking and one injecting
>be living wih alcoholic dad while they live with alcoholic mom
2 for the price of 1 right?
>years go by, alcoholism on both sides become worse, I get kicked out of house because of bad grades and dad being strict
>start staying on my moms more often
>notagoodidea.jpg
>Senior year comes by back at dads, mom and dad aren't drinking as much anymore
>thankgod.png
>graduate high school, sisters still addicted to heroin
>be 20 both sisters finally sobered up
>older sister had 3 kids
>2 of which were born addicted one way or another
>oldest was raised until 4 years old
>be 21
>spiral in alcoholism
>work a crummy part time job iloved doing and get fired because of alcoholism
>drinking gets worse
>find another job that pays well and I'm okay liking it so drinking stops a little
>be 23 and finally found a question that'll hurt me to this day

If I had become the heroin addict instead of my sisters, would my sisters be living a happier life than me? Would they be more successful? I wish I knew the answer

I'm a girl and I've always thought I was 100% straight until I met this girl from a close friend of mine.

She's so cute, I'm trying to convince myself I'm not going gay for her. I don't feel attracted to her much sexually, but the thought of her putting her hand down my panties makes me leak.

Yeah I'd never leave him. We do anal a lot because I like it and I think it helps him with his urges or whatever.

>>726286513
Who cares? They make their own choices

>>726284941
curious kid: easier to hook up with the tomboy because you're both kinda curious

grown man: easier to hook up with the girly tease

>>726272025
>fpbp

>>726278412
>she
>her
FOR FUCKS SAKE ITS EITHER HE OR IT

FUCK!!

>>726286912
Still impossible. The moment she gets a d on a progress report she's going to tell Mom all about how dad puts his fingers in her butt and squirts in her mouth.

I just jerked off to Maui in the movie. Tight pussy, a little sandy.

I listen only to music that I write and play.

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>>726274226
Happened to me too, but with a blowie.

> girl offers roadhead
> drive to country, pull dick out
> she starts trying to get me hard... not happening
> "Why the fuck isn't it getting hard?!"
> "Let me"
> Start driving and jerking off
> Do it for 10 minutes. No headway
> She puts her feet on the dashboard, hugs knees, sighs
> Drive back into town
> Blame her, get into big fight
> Try again in 2 weeks on bed
> She kisses my stomach a lot, actually suck incredible dick
> Cum in her mouth
> "Knew I'd get you, you faggot"
> Date her for 2 years
> She dumped me a month ago
> Contemplating suicide
> Mfw

>>726287549
Obnoxious much..

>>726271670
>I'm 18, male, in high school, love one direction and wear their shirts in public

That's one faggot ass secret

>>726287733
>Obnoxious

plus bach, mozart, pink floyd, soft machine, henry cow. Other music is low quality crap, sorry

>>726287212
>The moment she gets a d on a progress report
Well of course, if she's getting D's you're spending too much tine with your fingers in her butt and not enough time making her hit the books

>>726286718
I'm assuming you're this chick right? >>726286261

If so, try filming him. make sure you capture the screen as evidence that he's jacking off to gay porn for the lulz

I've been secretly emptying those extra strength tylenol soft caps into my abusive stepfather's booze.
He gets shitfaced almost every night, and then starts smacking my mom or me around. Think he messed with my younger sister too but she won't tell me so I'm not really sure. But he has put my mom in the hospital before, gave her black eyes lots of times, that sort of thing.

So a few weeks ago I started stealing extra strength tylenols. I cut them open and drip out the liquid into his vodka. He buys the shittest cheapest vodka so it tastes like ass anyway, and then he mixes it with koolaid or that ghetto cheap ass orange powder (not tang, but like the generic version of it).

Anyway, I put in just a couple the first time, now I'm up to 20. Ever time he gets a new bottle, I top it up as soon as he isn't around.

I think it's working, he has been acting sicker and sicker and his eyes are starting to look yellow.

>>726287900
oh so not only your :) i love classical music too. it calm me

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>>726287935

Just last weekend I got blackout drunk by myself at home, after attending a wedding. Didn't seem that unusual since I've been drinking too much for a while now, but the next morning I found my revolver loaded and cocked sitting on the floor next to my bed.

Not sure if I was just being stupid, or if I legit almost killed myself.

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I self diagnose myself with mental health problems to get attention on the internet

>>726288107

Yup, and it's so well composed...

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>>726272025

>no human interactions
>no secrets
>mfw

>>726288041
Perfect is lever is strating to fail lol . Ive got a Jaundice one time i was really fuck up lol. So he will be very sick yes

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>>726288223
>I self diagnose

>>726286513
That trade isn't something you could have done. If you had the ability to take away their addiction and give it to yourself, then you would have had the ability to just stop them with out hurting yourself as well. All you can do is be there for some one, and set boundaries. Hold them to your standards, and be kind. Accept them

>>726271670
But...but...if you're wearing the shirts in PUBLIC...how the fuck is that a secret?

>>726282547
sure

>>726278224
Do you regret not taking the nudes?

I'm 28, female, hot, and still a virgin. No man has ever been able to get his dick inside my impenetrable vagina fortress.

>>726288710
it help if you want to do it..and open your legs lol

>>726288710
Why?

>>726288710
what is your block?

>>726279171
>>726278830
Dude what fucking country are you from? You sound like a fucking creep, even for /b/....

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>>726288710
>impenetrable vagina fortress

>>726288027
Yeah that's me. we don't live together lmao. You want me to set up a hidden camera? I mean it's all in his history he doesn't delete that shit.

>>726288911
France lol yes my english is horrible.We dont talk english very much

>>726289218
Wait, does he fap to actual men? I fap to traps a lot, but men are just gross

I am still very much attracted to women despite the fact that I beat it to traps everyday. It's just... different, which makes it exciting, after watching regular porn for years

>>726288983
>>726289218
if it kills you, do you want it to stop? I mean, fucking him more, including anal could limit that. hidden cam or just you recording from your phone. just for kicks, you know?

>>726289580
He masterbates to girls with penis's. Trannies I guess. He also send nudes to some guys on Grindr last year and that's kind of a mess as well but I forgave him cuz we were having issues w our sex life and such.

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>>726289580
>Wait, does he fap to actual men?
>I fap to traps a lot, but men are just gross

>>726289670
Nah like I said he tries to hide the fact that he still does it. I think the way I reacted last year made him not want to talk about anything. But honestly idk I just want him to tell me what he feels and shit but you know typical emotionless guy

>>726289936
>forgave him cuz we were having issues w our sex life and such
>forgave him cuz we were having issues w our sex life and such
Sounds like one of you still are

>>726290180
CUZ IDK IF HES PUTTING IT UP MY ASS AND PRETENDING IM A GUY ALRIGHT THANKS

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>>726290431
news flash baby girl, that's what he's been doing all along

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>>726289941
To my dick, traps are like a third gender

I categorize them differently than men and women. They're not either to me. Mental illness but still. Not gay.

>>726290431
how masculine do you look?
asking for a friend

>>726290610
Call me baby girl again and I'll slit your throat

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I want my wifey fucked by 3 guys wth huge cocks

>>726290840
Would BBC be fine?

Im heavily attracted to young teenage girls. 12-16 turns me on so much. I would kill to be able to have sex with these women aslong as they willingly consent. But as a male in his mid 20s that will never happen.. I wish the AoC was lower. I dont know why I have this interest in girls that age i just do. I cant control it.

My nipples get sweaty when I'm close to females

>>726291136
Mid 20s? It's super easy to find 12-16 year olds that will consent at your age.

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>>726290623
Dude, they are men with fake tits with their dicks still attached. They ARE men. Don't give me the "mental illness" BS. Whatever is in their Birth certificate or passports is their gender.

I didn't even call you gay and your defending it already.

>lets agree to disagree lol I'm high

>>726291194
I suggest you cut them off

>>726291194
>nipples get sweaty
newfags don't know about male lactation

>>726291050
Yeah that's good