Whats the gayest thing you've ever done /b/? First

>>726263640
Have a boyfriend.

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I voted for Trump.

with 13 I had a friend and we sucked each others dick

>>726263640
well which is it? Gayest thing ever done or first gay experience? The gayest thing I've done was get spit roasted, but it wasn't my first time doing anything gay

>>726263640
Opened this thread

>>726263956
Story!

visited this website

>>726263956
>>726264081
Second

>>726263640
I got my girlfriends brother's cum up my nose.

>Be me several years ago
>17
>at a house party
>some girl I went to school with at like 8 was there
>I'm out as homo publicly
>"NO WAY ANON! There's no way you're gay"
>Blush a bit and laugh
>Guy tells me to come here
>I'm confused why but I do
>Next thing I know he's French kissing me
>This goes on for like 6 minutes

>later that night we end up sleeping next to each
>he starts rubbing my dick and I start rubbing his
>there's like 5 people sleeping the room other than us
>next thing I know he's undone my jeans
>sperg out and make him stop

rip me

>>726263640
Fapped to a webm of a girl playing with her hair.
Halfway through I read the name of the thread 'Trap Bread'
Was horny so I kept going until finish.
Realised what I had some and had worst feeling of disapointment
Reverse searches the week turns out she was an actual girl and I was baited.

>>726264081
>>726264245
of what the first time or the spit roast? I'm gonna assume the spit roast so I'll start typing that for now then

passed out drunk and a gay guy sucked my dick. i guess i got raped.. oh well

>>726263931
aww :-)

A couple of times I've let a guy blow me during a dry spell. Men are so much easier to hook up with, and they often don't ask for reciprocation. *shrug*

>be me
>be 11
>used to play hide and seek a lot
>almost every time hide with a little faggot from the street a couple years younger
>he usually just sat on my lap and move around until i'm hard
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>let him grab my dick and stroke it a couple times
>after a while i realized it was gay and stopped doing it
>still fap to it today

Masturbating over my flatmate. Going in his room and wanking over his used underwear and cum socks, then drinking from his used condoms when he had his girlfriend over a couple of times

>>726263640
Sucked a friends dick when I was 10, let him suck mine,

Did the dickbutt thing both ways, seems pretty gay looking back at it...

gayesst thing ive ever done is be in the same thread as you fags

>>726265257
dude.....get some help

>>726263640
>>726263640
Well I'm gay (a little bi) so maybe this doesn't count but they "gayest" thing I've ever done was a few weeks ago at a little kickback with my friend group.. It's a long story but basically I ended up having sex with three of my friends and the next day had sex with my best friend in his car after he heard what happened and became extremely upset/jealous about it. I'll tell the whole story if anyone wants I guess.

>>726265490
It was a while ago, have since moved on without him realising and we've remained good friends

My friend took my dick in his mouth.

I had instant regrets and asked him to stop.

>>726263640
Went to gay bar, made out with a few guys. Had never done it, wanted to see what all the fuss was about

Eh. 5/10

>>726265500
go on

>>726265500
Go on....

met a guy from /soc/ and blew him in the backseat of his car.

>be me
>recently 18
>always jerked off to gay videos but never done anything irl
>download whisper and see a fuck ton of people always asking for sex
>hit up this one guy and after trading dick pics we decided to meet up and give each other head in his car
>he picks me up and drives to a small abandoned area
>put my hand down his pants and jerk him off as hes driving
>offer to suck him off first
>holy fuck it felt nice to have him in my mouth
>jerked him off as I blew him, made sure to suck his balls as well and spit
>felt like I gave a 10/10
>when his turn happens i do not enjoy it at all
>his mouth is too hot and his facial hair was scratchy on my crotch
>fake cumming and we went our separate ways

I have a few more stories if anyone is interested

>>726263640

Nothing. I'm not a fag.

>>726266117
I guess you don't have experiences in general then.
Everyone has something.

>>726263640
>be guy
Fucked my gf in the ass

>>726266504

Fine, whatever. I once gave a guy head in an abandoned train car. Might have been homeless idk. It's not a big deal though and not gay.

>>726263640

I talked to a bronie. For more than 2 minutes.

Nearly fucking impossible to find bigger faggots than bronies.

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>>726263640
ur mum ya fat poof! XD

>17
>older neighbour catches me watching him fap through his window
>knows I'm gay
>have little "meets" where we use our bathrooms at the same time every night so we can show off to each other
>invites me in to join him one day
>do
>tells me I'm cute, blossomed into a cute guy etc
>asks if I've touched, been kissed etc
>no
>asks if I wanna try
>yes
>sit on bed and rub, grope each other
>kisses me
>proper kiss
>flips me onto belly, stuffs face in my ass
>loves the smell, keeps doing it
>get naked with him, kissing and frotting
>start 69ing
>his hands are on my butt as he deepthroats my cock
>struggling to suck his dick, hes cool with it
>end up sucking and jerking while he fucks his mouth with my cock
>cum, sooooo goood
>eventually he cums
>tastes real salty but swallow it anyway
>lie on bed with him as he gives me butt massage
>tells me he wants to see more of me
>asks me to visit again
>yeah will do
>sends me back home to bed
>keeps my PJ bottoms
>lie in bed all horny and unable to sleep
>eventually fall asleep
>wink at each other as we pass in the hall the next morning

>>726266719
>and not gay
Sure, whatever you wanna think.

Let my pre-hormone, slim FTM friend sit on my lap and cry.

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used to sneak into an adult theater with my two brothers and give each other blowjobs and ass fucks, also we would take on any and all faggots in the theater, we moved when I was 14 and that ended the theater visits

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Fucked my boyfriend.

>>726266719
One time I had a train run on me by the entirety of a local football team and was coated in the spunk of at least 37 different men and then I cleaned myself by licking it all off idk. It's not a big deal though and I'm not gay.

Went to ballet. Swan Lake. Enjoyed it. Probably wouldn't go again unless free.

>>726267068
Hot stuff.

>>726263640
making friends with this 8/10 and not fucking her before my ass got zoned

That shit was pretty gay bruh

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With a gay mate. Went on his grindr. Speaking to a guy within 5 minutes. Met him 10 mins later.
Drove down an alleyway.
He gets his soft dick out
Doesn't get any bigger.
Feel bad for him.
Give up sucking him.
He jerks it instead
I swallow .
Hop out the car.
Didn't bother trying again if all gays have small peens
Went back to friends
Opened door
Got on floor
Did the dinosaur

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>>726263640

Took it up the ass by a black guy with an 8 inch dick who lives in the same dorm as me. Never had a gay experience after those few months. I would fuck a guy, but not into being fucked. He ruined it for me.

>>726267300
Care to go further into detail?

>>726264690
Where'd you get the sucker from?

gave HJs and BJs to my older cousins when i was 14yo.

>>726265888
>>726265896
Alright so
>be me
>highschool
>I guess openly gay but I've never told anyone specifically
>I'm one of those scene tumblr type boys and I dye my hair and paint my nails and shit idc
>I knew girls thought I was cute and I was pretty sure guys did too but I was too anti-social to know for sure
>usually just hang out with one or two friends doing bullshit
>anyways people are leaving for college in a few months and stuff so I was like fuck it I'll come to a party for once
>basically just my group of 7 friends and like 2 girls
>always had the fantasy of having my friends fantasize about me
>always dress and act cute around them just for shits because they are all straight and never show signs of being "attracted" to me anyways
>dress in little shorts and a big t-shirt for that "no-pants-all-legs-cute-baggy-shirt" look
>get there and everyone starts screaming and yelling and picking me up cause its the first time I've come to a party
>"A HISTORIC DAY A HISTORIC DAY!!" and shit like that while picking me up and throwing me around
>I already want to kill myself

>>726267626
Do you regret it?

Had gay sex

>>726267069

He's the one who enjoyed, it. I didn't even enjoy it. He's the fag, not me.

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>>726267334
I have more if interested

>>726267691
can you post a pic of yourself

>>726264610
Why don't you just admit you weren't passed out. Quit being a faggot.

>>726263640
I frequantly come to 4chan and /b, even though its all about dicks.
"MMM BLACK CAWK!"
"Send picture of your GF and I will print it and place mah dick on it"
"Hey guys, Im horny. Lest share porn so we can help eachother masturbate. Feels good to know that on the other side of the world another guy beats his meat to the same WEBM that I just posted"

I ate a log of shit out of Nicky Stixx ass

when i was 12 i sucked off my cousin. Thats when i first found out what cum is

>>726267691
You sound cute

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>>726267529
Sure, the first thing you do is bring the water to a boil, then reduce to a simmer after you drop the pasta in

What am I doing with my life

>>726267774
I'm very interested.

>>726267776

this

ive done a lot, its been too long since ive done anything tho. i miss it

I consider myself bi but im only physically attracted to guys and not emotionally.. but i hate girls personalities.. Does anyone think ill eventually like guys personality or is it too subjective to tell? Ive only hooked up with one guy and it was for a few months and he "loved" me but i had no emotional connection to him in the least. I just didnt care about him at all.

I've showered with other guys lots of times, mostly family and close friends. Sometimes had to help my younger bros/nephews. Never really did anything with friends that involved touching though.

>>726268457
Have you ever been curious?

>>726268382
Don't worry. You're just autistic.

>>726263640
I've sucked cock, swallowed cum, been sucked, been fucked, been bred, because I'm bi.

80% of the time I'm all about pussy, but 20% of the time I need cock.

>>726265500
more

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>>726268322
ever been blown when you're taking a shit?

>>726266034
Go on, ur great at green'ing, short and consistent

>im 22, always had gay fantasies
>straight tho, i have a gf
>last week i went online and found a thai ladyboy prostitute here in london
>arranged to go to hers after work
>nervous as hell
>decide, fuck it, now or never
>turn up, she lets me in
>wow she's actually so hot, huge tits and pretty face
>can see cock bulge under knickers
>pay her £50
>she undresses me and takes her knickers off
>huge uncut cock.jpg
>led on bed cock near my face as she sucks me off
>feels so good, im so horny
>i ask if its okay to suck her now hard cock while shes sucking me
>she says yes
>i suck the tip, its so smooth and tastes amazing
>start deepthroating this transexual lady boy

continue? this happened for real, last monday

>>726263640
I was OP once.

>>726263931
did you just assume because your friend had a dick they were male?

>triggered as fuck

Im trying to get my ex gf to go lesbian so shell stop bothering me. She admits shes kinda curious but wouldnt consider anything unless the girl is hotter than her. I call bullshit. She wants to i know she does because i told myself the same about guys but got fed up and tried with the first one that came out me. Ended up having an amazing body though.

>>726268100

Oh mate. I lol'd. Get outside and do some shit.

>>726268609
no, not that. but showered together, fucked in the woods, in the car. ive always been turned on by public stuff. ive been with a lot of guys

>>726268578
haha sure sounds like it

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>>726268160

>few days after first time
>see neighbour in his garden
>smile, chat to him
>asks if I wanna visit him tonight
>sure!
>asks if I wanna learn how to douche
>wat?
>pinches my butt and whispers "prepare for sex"
>smile and gently grab his crotch
>"I'll be there for 10?
>laughs and sends me on my way
>10:00pm
>head over
>in just his underwear
>enter his house
>kiss and cuddle
>takes me to shower
>showering together, kissing and groping
>takes out weird dropper thing, anal douche, fills it with water
>lubes douche and butt
>slides it in
>squirting water up my butt
>keeps telling me to relax
>after about 10 minutes of thorough douching
>butt still wet
>takes me to his bed
>gets towel out bathroom and throws it on bed
>lie on towel
>fingers my ass
>lil bit water spurts out
>laughs and continues
>spend the night being fingered and fondled before 69ing
>fingers my ass good then fingers my mouth
>love the taste
>gets a bit aggressive with the blowjobs, love it
>cum quickly but he holds off for a while, eventually cums
>lie in a sticky sweaty mess
>spoon as he hotdogs
>tells me he'll leave his sliding door unlocked and wants to see me more often
>tell him I want him to be my first and want to explore with him.
>loves hearing that
>up till about 4am playing and fondling
>get PJs back and head back to my place
>fall asleep in first class the next morning

>>726268579
I think ill be the same way in a few years..

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>>726268692
You sucked a dick and liked it. You're not fucking straight.

Never reproduce. You are cancer in human form.

>>726266034
but stubble on your balls is THE best !

slept with my teacher in 7th and 8th grade

>>726268692
go on

>>726268763
shut up retard

>>726269128
Dude he sucked off a straight guy though.. so it wasnt gay

First of all, i consider myself a straight male. Before this night i had never done anything remotely gay (and i went to boarding school in the UK).

So one night I got very drunk in a club in Mayfair, got thrown out and went and sat on a bench in Green Park. Some eastern European lad sits down and starts chatting to me. He unzips my flies and starting giving me a blow job. Super drunk horny me just goes along with it. Before long he leads me into a darker part of the park, gets on his knees and continues to suck me off. He then pulls down his trousers and I start to suck him off. He then turns around, spreads his arse cheeks, and i start bumming him. I then cum, realise how disgusting i feel and run off and get a cab home. Never told another living soul that story. I still wouldnt say im gay, just a one time thing

>>726267691
Anything else happen?

>>726269255
Have you thought about having another experience?

>>726267707
Actually i regret not doing it anymore.

>>726268692
>her hard cock
lolwut

>>726267727
fuck thats actually really homosexual of you..

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Ate warm cum out of used condom from my sisters room

Just minutes after her bf blew his load ( i heard him moan and then they went out)

>be me, 17
>at some school function with a bunch of other schools at a university
>was a nofap fag at the time, had a short streak of 8 days going
>met this twink guy about a year younger than me at the pool table in the union
>he's cute
>he's flirting with me
>he follows me around like a little puppy for a couple days
>second day, i take him to the library
>no cameras in the library
>he tries to sit down as i go into the restroom
>i pull him in, get him in a stall and whip it out
>he's all for it
>i shoot over the stall door because the little shit didn't swallow

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>>726267776
I guess. This isn't that recent this is back in like sophmore year when I was into Tumblr and taking cute selfies and stuff. I basically look the same now but my hairs a little shorter
>>726267691
so anyways
>play some drinking games
>smoke some weed
>everyones sitting around laughing and yelling and playing loud music
>I'm just sitting there laughing but a little bored
>friend next to me Dylan leans right up into me and says "would it be weird if we kissed right now?"
>I just instinctively say "yea" without even really registering what he just said
>by the time I do realize what he said he's already back to the laughing and talking with the others\
>not even sure if it really happened
>kind of sit there frozen for a few minutes realizing my friends or at least some of them might actually have the hots for me despite the fact that I'm a boy and they are "straight"
>light bulb goes off-- they are all drunk, I'm dressed cute, I can make them sexually confused and fuck with their brains if I really want to
>I really want to
>get excited
>I'm not bored anymore

>>726267327
That reminds me that I went to D'Oyly Carte's final Mad Night. They did three operas each season and closing night was "mad" -- the sets from one opera, the costumes from the second, and the libretto of the third. Dick Deadeye comes out dressed as one of the three little maids from school and says archly to the audience, "Aye, 'tis a queeeeer world!"

>>726269255
>has anal sex with a man
B..but I'm not gay anons I...I swear

I jerked off a guy in panties while my wife fucked him with a strap on and his wife rode my dick.

>>726269458
Ive had multiple experiences but with one guy. Im bi but i only want a relationship with a girl. My biggest fear is getting married or being in a long term relationship and wanting to suck a dick or get fucked. Im a pretty masculine guy but i like how it goes against my typical personality when i was with that guy.. idk it was only the kinky aspect.

>>726269526
you are insanely cute

>>726269526
no fucking way
how
you are perfect

>>726263640
started chatting up a dude on an anonymous forum. to this day I wish we could talk again

>>726269526
Jesus christ man.....

ya'll mother fuckers need jesus

>>726268577
Yeah i leave my options open, just have never had the right opportunity and balls to do anything. Id never do anything sexual with family though

>>726269526
MODS

>>726269392
yeah, considered meeting up with random guys who want to suck off straight guys near where i live. Never gone through with it though.

>>726267753
Ya still went through with it.

>>726269526
ME RAPE YOU NOW SUKK DA POOPS OUT UR HOLE

>>726269084
I have to say when I'm in a gay mood (that 20% of the time), I'm really gay.

I've been to a number of bathhouses, sucked guys off and been fucked (always covered). The only guy that bred me was a steady fuck buddy I had for a few years. Once or twice a month he'd fuck me. After I knew he was clean (produced STD tests), he'd finish in my ass after he fucked the cum out of me.

I got married and moved...and I'm monogamous now....but I still miss getting fucked by his 7.5" cock and the huge loads he'd leave in my ass...or occasionally swallow.

>>726269526
timestamp fuckface

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>>726269992
Why tho?

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>>726263640
Does trans count as gay?

>>726270033
I dont think i could either tbh. I only hooked up with that one guy cause we indirectly work togethor and he lives right next to me. And also i could tell he was really into me without knowing he was gay. I couldnt seek out random guys though. Kinda weird and nappy imo

>>726263640
i got a blowjob from a dude bcause of reasons

>>726269197
To each their own i guess, his stubble on my pubic triangle though wasn't so pleasurable

>>726268691
Thanks!

>still 18
>about a month after the previous encounter
>try to find something on grindr but nothings working out
>decide to try craigslist, sketchy i know
>found a 35 year old looking for someone young to fool around in a public park bathroom
>he's not to far from me so I decide to hit him up
>trade pics, tell him i'm so fucking down
>I get to the stall first and email him asking where he his
>responds saying he'll be there soon, but it'd be hot if I was there naked for him when he came in
>decided I'd take off my pants but not my shirt, I was too nervous
>He opens the door and locks it
>I immediately get down on my knees and start sucking him off
>he's like 6 inches and a good thickness, real nice cock
>we both strip completely
>he pushes me against a wall and starts kissing my neck and starts prodding his cock against my ass
>tell him i don't wanna fuck yet and he's cool with it
>he eats my ass and I feel like i'm about to cum
>go back to sucking him off and he says he'll cum in the toilet but I ask him to let me swallow instead
>he blows his load and holy fuck i've never tasted something so salty but so good
>swallow it but still have some on my tongue
>he pulls me up and we make out vigorously
>tell him I had fun and he dropped me off near my house

fun fact about a year after that I went on tinder for shits and giggles and found him, he lied about his age but i couldn't care less lmao

>>726263640
read something wrote by you was the gayest thing

>>726269226

>sucking her cock feels amazing especially while shes sucking mine
>she asks me if im top or bottom
>didnt know what she meant but said i wanted to be fucked in the ass
>she asked me if id done it before
>no.jpg
>she asks me if im sure i want it, i said yes
>she puts a condom on her HUGE cock
>im worried i wont be able to take her
>she uses her fingers to lube my ass and gets me on my back, arms pulling my legs apart and up
>she pushes her cock against my ass and pushes in
>hurt so bad, tell her to stop as shes partly in
>tell her she can keep going when the pain stopped
>cant believe shes inside me..

more?

>>726269708
Well, i'm in my scond relationship ever, first one lasted almost 4 years, current one a little more than 2 years, both times with girls, still want cock very much, but i also get to have a lot of sex with my gf so it doesn't really bothers me, i guess it would be much more troublesome if i wanted an actual serious relationship with a dude.

Met up with a trap in my area from /soc/

He was like a 6/10 with a skinny dick, dressed in full drag for me, pantyhose with heels and a wig and the whole nine.

Smoked some pot and did a couple lines of shitty coke. Fucked him bareback and dumped my load inside him then sucked his cock while I gently tortured his dick and ruined his orgasm. Scooped the cum off his belly then used it as lube to fuck him again.

10/10 experience I am bisexual and would do it again because I am comfortable with my sexuality and don't have any stupid illusions about traps being girls. I know I'm kinda gay and boipussy is awesome

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>>726270321
>kid is obviously in middle school

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Went on a date with a trap. She seemed into me, but she wasn't quite as feminine as her pics and I just wasn't gettin a good vibe so I never bothered continuing talking.

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>>726269526
cute

>>726264468
You are not gay then.

Back when I was around 19 I thought I may be gay, I hadn't really had any serious relationships up to that point as I was incredibly antisocial. So I visited a gay club and made out with a dude I was dancing with. Was fun, but I figured I wasn't gay, I could probably fuck a dude. But I'm not particularly sexually attracted to them.

>>726270592
Maybe ill be in your boat. Now that you mention it after i was hooking up with this guy i got back with my ex for a couple weeks (purely fucking) and i didnt think about gay stuff once. Its only when i dont have anyone else that i depend on that one guy.

>>726263640
I let a dude fuck me in the ass during my first MMF threesome and I've been craving cock in my ass ever since but because I'm in a straight relationship, it's hard to make that happen again. I still don't really think I'm gay. I just like to take it up the ass sometimes and dildos aren't the same as cock.

>>726263640
Let 3 black guys fuck my anus and spit in it afterwards!

>>726269643
"I'm not queer, Mom, honest! I'm trade – queers blow *me*!"
–John Waters's Pecker

>>726270911
Ive been fucked and fucked a dude and i still get grossed out by male strippers and the like. Idk why its weird but its only hot to me when im doing something with a guy.. any other time its gross to me. Maybe its a fetish and not an attraction

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>>726269526
>>726270196
ur hole when I'm donne with you boooiiiiiiiiiii.....heh heh...... got ur ip now and uir getting fuckin raped backe to the stone age hmmmmm rruuuufffff NUMMY BITES FOR US!

downloaded grindr and sucked off a guy who lives a few blocks down

>>726270911
You are bisexual with a female lean.
I'm the same
Can jerk it to gay porn but can't even imagine dating one

Had teenage gay experiences with a guy usually drunk after parties. Never had lube or knew what we were doing so only ever got his tip in my ass. Sucked his cock a couple of times though. Always wanted a cock in my ass but strangely never found any other guy attractive. Probably explains the trap fetish...

Visiting 4chan

>>726271181
Oh shit

>>726270338
That question will keep /b/tards occupied for years.

>>726271333
Its more of a fetish with guys and not an attraction for me

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>>726271485
yes yes yes that lil nummyboi is MINE NOW FOR RAPES AND SUCKS mmmmmmmm

BITING AND SCRATCHING MY SKIN IN NUMMY ANTICIPATION

>had guys blow me
> fucked two guys (didn't like it)

I still like women though

I was around 15 when this happened
>be me
>recently discovered myself as 100 percent gay
>decide to start dating
>find out some dude i know is gay
>cute dude really petite talked a lot
>wanted to fuck him so bad
>invite him to cinema
>accepts
>we both go to cinema
>forget what we saw
>dude decides to start touching my dick
>we're in the back row at the furthers corner
>no one can see us
>fuckyes.jpg
>don't want to come in theater
>ask him if we can move somewhere better
>agrees
>fuck him silly in bathroom stall
>still dating to this day

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>Be me a few months ago.
>Partying with some friends at a disco.
>Get stupid drunk.
>Start hitting on tattoed/pierced bitch.
>I buy her a shot of tequila, drink one too.
>Everything starts spinnning and getting blurry.
>Start dancing with bitch.
>Pressing ym cock against her while dancing it gets hot and heavy.
>So drunk I can barely keep my eyes open and "dance".
>Keep dancing for a while
>Suddenly something feels weird.
>Watch bitch.
>She's not there.
>I'm dancing with her super faggot friend.
>He's pressing his ass against my cock with a smile in his fucking face.
>God knows for how long I've been dancing with him and not her.
>Grab drink, leave disco.
>Mates never let go of that story and It's now a commonly told story everytime we meet.
>Fuck.

>>726271520
kek if so I have a real gay story

>>726270919
You will be alright, Anon. Hell, you might even find a girl who likes strap-ons and other stuff, that's always fun.

>>726270960
There are fifty shades of gay. You're one of 'em.

>>726271555
Checked
And I'm the exact same way but that's how I've always thought of it
On the spectrum i'm nearly bisexual but not into dudes because they are too masculine
Is rather jerk it to men than women sometimes but I'm disgusted by the idea of dating a dude

>>726270521
You found a passable TS in London for £50.

Fuck off did you, post link if this is true.

Usually cheapest you can find is £150.

>>726268763
Leave reddit

>>726271897
that sounds hot as hell, two fantasies of mine actually

>>726272079
Yeah that might be true but I still get more pussy than my straight friends and more dick than some of my choosier female friends.

>>726272268
they have a yt channel where they advertise, here have a look

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtvUnjQ72fg

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>>726270521
>Her cock.

>>726272154
Yea im grossed out at the thought of male strip clubs and dating guys as well. I do watch gay porn sometimes but i also watch other porn that i would never ever do in person.

>>726272497
You realise YT videos are embedded, right?

It's been years since anyone's been had by that shit.

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Posting my dick on here.

met this 60 year old off squirt and blew him in his garage. got a bit creepy but it was okay. not like my first time with the guy from soc. i did blow this man twice tho.

>>726272653
u fuckin love sweaty balz stinking up ur nostrils

>>726272268
she was £100, i was whatsapping her, she went down to £75 and when she saw me said £50 was okay because im good looking and didn't mind

>>726272653
I watch a lot of piss porn and it really gets me off but I've actually tried it and it's really fucking gross and uncomfortable for me so it's a porn only thing for me. So I get that.

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>>726272882
shut da fuck up and listen to it u fukin bastard

LAHLAHLAH

LAH LAH

>>726272884
would suck/10

>>726272438

res est ridicula et nimis iocosa.
deprendi modo pupulum puellae
trusantem; hunc ego, si placet Dionae,
protelo rigida mea cecidi.

–Catullus, carmen LVI

>everytime im super stoned i browse trap threads
>sometime browse a sex forum
>almost met with about 10 guys during the last year but always let them wait at the place i was supposed to meet them
>once i went with it and met the guy
>went back to my place thats 5min further away
>awkward af
>smoked 2 joints, started stroking each other cocks
>i didn't even get hard, but was horny af
>he asks if i wanna suck his dick
>decline as it was a bit smelly as he met me straight after work and apparently didn't bathe etc
>told him to just fuck me
>he couldn't get hard for a bit
>gets hard
>tries to push it in all at once
>PAIN.JPG
>tell him i can't do this and he should go
>he clothes himself and leaves while i go to the bathroom
>asshole is in so much pain
>pass out and bang my head on the bathtub
>bleeded a bit, still have a scar near my eye

not a good experience, but id kinda wanna try it again. dunno

>>726272981
So where's the link?

>>726269526
>slide up to Dylan
>"how's it goin"
>"oh hey"
>hes so stiff and awkward
>get up and shuffle by him
>"scuse me"
>go by with my back to him to show off my bum but realize my shirt it so big it covers everything
>assuming he did say what he said just leaving him there is good enough.
>as I go over to the other side of the room I see he's staring at me
>give him a cute little salute and smile then go up behind Josh (whos house we are in) who sits on the other couch
>ruffle up his hair
>he turns around "Eyyyyy you having fun?"
>I put my head down on the back of the couch right next to his looking at him
>"Josh I'm bored"
>"what how"
>"I wanna go in the hottub"
>Deckland who I don't know too well comes up behind me and slaps me in the butt while I'm kind of bent over with my head on the couch
>"put on some pants ya fagget"
>I sort of kick back at him "you like it fagget!"
>"hey, stop, yea we can go in the hottub"
>when Josh says "stop" he kind of touches my arm and I look right back at him in his eyes and his face turns bright red.
>"go get it ready?"
>"y-yea"
>I feel like I have so much power and it's awesome
>>726269788
>>726269782
well thanks

>>726270911
>>726272154
Dunno if I'm truly bi, as opposed to just being open to the fact that if it came down to it then I would fuck a dude. Guess I haven't experienced it though so I can't say.

>>726273286
you're welcome

>>726271903
I feel sorry for the F2Ms, they always lose their girlfriends during the transition because dykes don't really want to have sex with the likes of Buck Angel.

>>726263640
i convince my brother [spoiler] now gay [/spoiler] to suck my dick when i was 11

i sometime think its my fault thats he's gay

>>726273484
grrr why not!! >: [

>>726273286
I'm confused, is your name "stop"?

>>726273169
this is what happens when you skip the foreplay. concussions and ripped anuses

>>726270338
>>726271903
lets hear it anon

For my 18th birthday I was a whore for 4 of my friends for the whole day. Blow jobs, anal, rimming, ass to mouth, urinal, only thing off limits really was scat. Had a total of over 40 loads of cum in my well fucked ass by the end of that day

>>726274340
y u lying 4

>>726273723
Dunno, but it seems to be the most common complaint. They go from cruising lesbian bars to cruising FetLife. Makes me wonder what it must be like for the M2Fs -- I live in what must be the world capital for gender reassignment but all the M2Fs are one sort of hustler or another.

>>726273830
:'(

>>726264551
You've been typing for an hour and a quarter now.

>>726274402
Drugs were involved, Viagra especially

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>>726263640
I sucked off a tranny.
I made her cum twice. not in my mouth though.
met her on craigslist her name was Darna she was from jersey city, nj

>>726269526
i would love to hug you and give you a kiss

Me and my friend used to suck each others cocks every weekend. The taste of his cum was amazing.

>>726274930
sauce?

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>>726274930
>>726275228
dont know but ill post some more

>>726263640
Bottomed for two hung tops. Spit roasted, face fucked till I was gagging, and pounded hard up the ass till I was red and sore. Both of them blew their loads on my face and in my mouth.

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>>726275540

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>>726275627
my game of LOL loaded, cya

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>>726275228
shemale japan miran

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>>726275175
Can you describe the taste for us?

>>726273286

heh you have the exact same "fetish" as me

I like making everyone insecure about their sexuality, not necessarily do anything

once peps start go physical i usually hate it

i guess i like to be transparent and floating and untouchable

>>726263931
same

>>726273286
go on ffs

Not my first time, but a really memorable one, not for any particular reason, just it was a good fuck

>be 16
>meet guy off craigslist at motel
>he sucks me and rims me until he's ready
>tells me to lay on my stomach
>fucks me raw, really hard for about 15 minutes, he was pulling all the way out then ramming it all the way back in really quickly
>hurt a little but in a good way
>he handcuffs my hands behind my back
>tells me to turn over
>puts my legs over his shoulders and starts fucking again, really hard, rough fucking
>starts dirty talking me about how much of a little slut I was to let a 34 year old stranger fuck me
>tells me to beg for his cum
>I'm in so much pleasure I can't speak
>he flips me back over and pulls me in to doggy style position
>starts pulling my hair, still calling me things like a slut and a bitch
>pulls my hair really hard, I finally manage to beg him to cum in me
>he blew a huge load in me
>found out later he recorded the whole thing
>become his bitch for the next year under threat that he'd show my family the video
>obviously not a real threat since I was underage at the time, but it was some of the best sex I've had so I roleplayed along with it

When I was 15 me and my then 16 year old friend jerked eachother off every time we hung out or spent the night at eachothers houses. This lasted only for a summer then we stopped when school started up and haven't talked about it since. It's funny though, he was a way late bloomer and I had been semi-early so I had a pretty big dick for my age and body size, [spoiler]it's actually pretty small now [/spoiler] and he was a tiny little twink with a baby dick. NOW he's tall as fuck and pretty built, and I bet his dick is huge, and I really want to see it now, no homo. We're both straight I swear.

>>726273286
>hottub gets ready
>me josh dylan and one of the girls get in.
>Nobody except josh has a suit so we all go in underwear
>as everyone is taking our clothes I see dylan keeps darting his eyes over to me I assume waiting for me to take off my clothes
>laughing maniacally in my head
>take off my shorts first so now my shirt REALLY makes it look like I'm naked
>josh and dylan are both staring right at me
>awkward pause as I look at both of them
>"I have underwear don't worry"
>they both laugh way louder than is normal
>take my shirt off, I have a little pair of whitey tighties
>my hearts actually beating so fast and I was kind of shaking
>don't look at dylan or josh as I get in by I know they are both eyeing my whole body
>I'm basically naked right next to these guys it made my head sort of blank out
>just stare at the water and pretend like I'm just thinking about things
>trying to hide my heaving breathing
>the girl starts talking and my mind clears for a bit
>while I'm looking down at the water I see both Josh and Dylan have their hand firmly in their laps
>the biggest most genuine grin I have ever felt slaps right across my face
>actually let out a laugh
>the girl stops talking "what's so funny?"
>put my hand behind my head and lean back closing my eyes "nothin at all"
>eventually the girl gets out and I sit back up.
>I just watch her as she walks all the way back inside, still not having looked at josh or dylan until right as the door shuts and I look up at them both

>>726273286
is this the end of the story? please let there be more, or at least post more cute pics of yourself

>>726273819
are you literally retarded?

Sucked my girlfriends dick

>>726274683
I gagged, people saw me gag, thanks cunt

>>726276326

Hue hue hue hue i love it

youre name is stop
haw!

>>726276189
Holy

>>726273286
keep going

>>726276189
Mind if I screenshot it?
It's getting really interesting

>>726276189
type faster faggot this is good

Last gay thing I remember doing was offering my gf's roommate a bj. First gay thing I remember doing was circlejerking as a kid with someone else.

I was OP once

>>726276189
type faster p lease

>>726272653
Are we twins anon?
Had to go for like 20m store break

When I was 16 I made out with a really cute 12yo boy for about 30 minutes. really wanted to do something more but didnt want to push my luck.

>>726263640
bump

first gayest thing i ever did was suck my friends dick when he was sleeping over when i was like 14. we didnt finish

ever sincethen ill make out with boys every now and again. Did it the other week when this fag was makin out with me and trying to get into my car to suck my dick but I chickened out.
One day i want to go all the way and swallow a load and take a full cock but IDK if itll ever happen like in my fantasies

>Buy panties, stockings, and a nightie online
>Put ad on site with some pics
>Make it clear I'm never gonna be passable.
>List all I'm into
>List all I'm NOT into
>Tell them I expect to bottom
>Even after a whole list of what I expect, want to do, etc, again restating I'm not passable, get a dozen responses. 5 look really good
>wasn't really expecting any responses at all
>Replied, sent more pics
>have 3 meetups set for this week. Possibly one tonight.

You did this to me, /b/. This is all your doing.

>Thanks!

>>726277923
Report back with stories please anon

>>726276130
please tell us more.

>>726278054
rgr that

I want a pic of a cock in my ass.

Sucked my best friends dick when we were 10-11, he was hairless, it was exhilarating, now I have a shota fetish and wish I could suck a hairless pre teen boy's dick again for the taste and thrill. Wife knows, doesn't mind. Has sucked me off to shota porn before.

Don't want to do anything else, just suck and lick out a boy's ass and dick

>>726269526
I ain't gay but I'd fuck the shit out of you.

When my friend and i were like 8ish we would suck on each others dicks. Neither of us could get hard until we were about 12ish and we started back up about then. I remember enjoying it and he had a bit bigger dick than me.

I was dating a 8.5/10 gorgeous blonde.
She loved hanging out at a local nude beach.
Hell yes!
Went to the beach alone one day
Ran into a co-worker at the beach.
Shock dismay, he's six foot five, hard to miss.
We laid in the sun, asked me if wanted to see him hard.
Whatever, sure if you want.
Massive man, (not fat) and he has a micro-penis.
Couldn't tell the difference from soft to hard.
I remained completely flaccid.
It's hot and humid af, ran out of beer.
Invites me over to his house.
Walk in the door, he's naked with gay porn on.
Sit on couch, agreed to get naked.
He asks if he can give me a hand job.
I reluctantly obliged.
When he stroked his tiny cock it was completely obscured by his hand.
I'm 7.5" x 5.5", it protruded from his large hands.
I enjoyed showing off to him and letting him play with my cock.
Still see him at the office and wank to porn together on occasion.

>>726263640
Tipped my fedora.

>>726271836
Can you hold your shit, or do you go to the bathroom when it falls in your underwear

I was bicurious when i was 19 and a friend set me up with another curious guy she knew.
So we met up and decide to go to his place.
We put on a movie and I'm kinda awkward but he starts touching me after a while and we start kissing.
I start rubbing his leg and work my hand up so I'm rubbing his cock through his jeans.
He unzips me and takes my cock in his hand and keeps stroking me. I'm not very long but he loves how thick my cock is.
I take his cock out and drop to my knees.
He's got a gorgeous cock. Uncircumcised, about 7 inches, slim and smooth. And it's so fucking rigid it stands up straight like it's against his stomach even when he's standing.
I try to deep throat but i gag so i just stroke it, suck it and lick it.
He doesn't warn me when he's going to cum and so he blows all over my face but i try to swallow as much as i can.
Once he's finished he wants to try sucking me.
He pushes me back on to the sofa, grabs my cock, and goes to town on it. I eventually blow my load in his mouth and he swallows it all.
We didn't see each other again, he came out as gay and got a boyfriend.
I have only been with girls since but really want to suck more dick.

>>726278280
It was always pretty much the same stuff as the first time, except he put me in a chastity cage for extended periods of time, he wanted me to do HRT but that's where I drew the line and said no.

>>726278980
That's a brilliant display of masculinity to a potential m'lady.

>>726263640
I went on 4chan once

>be me
>horny and drunk
>ass loose after playing with dilo all night
>invite guy over from CL
>he smells like smoke and has a gross dick
>too far in to send him away
>jerk him off real quick
>he tells me to stop or he'll cum and i keep going
>he cums and leave
>this happened a year ago and my hands still feel dirty
>now looking for a clean muscled guy to fuck my ass

I fucked my ass with a buttplug for a guy on omegle on saturday, which is probably the most dy I've gone. If not, it's this https://xhamster.com/movies/6139470/amateur_twink_playing_with_cucumber_2.html

>>726263640

The gayest thing I've ever done was watched an episode of Will and Grace.

jerked off with 3 other 13 year olds in a tent

10/10

>>726272884
Nice cock Anon.

>>726280143
Get out fag

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Waiting for cute anon to reply I'll write my own little story

>be me
>17yo fag at the time, with a girlfriend
>Relationship was slowly dying and I was only with her because she's a deppresive shit and I was kinda scared she would do something stupid if we cut
>I'm a moron, I know
>Get on a few gay groups on a 'fake' facebook I made for hookup
>Eventually I end up in a whatsapp group of only guys -18
>There was this super cute guy I'll call Fag. Because he really was noticeably fag
>I mean, I was kinda heterocurious, and none of my friends really know about this
>He, on the other hand, you could tell by a mile he was gay
>Anyway, I was into him, and eventually got him to notice me
>He really wants to have a bf and fuck
>Of course me with a gf didn't wanna go thaaaaat deep
>I just wanted to explore, make up and such. The end
>We go for a meeting
>I literally make an hour long trip to go meet him
>He's nice, funny and everything. We talk about and I teach him a little bit about MtG (I'm really into that game lmao)
>He goes all flirty with me
>Touching my tight, sitting on my lap
>All this in a mall, full of people
>I'm nervous as fuck because of it
>Eventually he takes me somewhere less crowded and we start making out
>He grabs my dick and all while doing such, and end up getting horny
>We went to the bathroom just to go for it
>We start jerking off to each other
>Ask who should kneel first
>Of course he tells me I should
>Don't mind, just to horny so I go for it
>I do so for a while and after all he came and I just spit it out, couldn't handle the taste lmao
>He gets a call just in the worst time and goes out to attend it
>He didn't suck'd me back
>Neither he gave me a gum for the taste
>I came back home feeling like shit for cheating
>got over it eventually

Pic unrelated

One time me and my gay friend went to a gay club and I had 14 guys cum in my ass and i SWEAR it felt sooo fucking good. I moaned the whole the whole time. No big deal though and I'm not gay

>>726276189
>whitey tighties

You lost me there, it's tighty whities. kys you fucking faggot

>>726269526
Fuck I would literally give up my gf for you

enjoyed the feeling of another guy's semen dribbling out of my arsehole.

annoyingly, actual guy's bodies really dont turn me on a lot. I'm a bit too far toward the hetero side of bi to really enjoy men.

>>726280919
I feel you. I like the idea of gay sex, and dicks are hot, but most guys are just really unnatractive

>>726280919
I'm kinda the same way. I really don't have any preference as long as they're clean. Younger, older, fat, skinny... I just am focused on our cocks.

>>726281193
Same here, im not physically or emotionally attracted to men but getting fucked sounds great. maybe im just into buttstuff

>>726270879
well he thought someone was a guy and continued to fap anyway..that's kind of like agreeing to let a guy suck your dick blindfolded then after its done you remove the blindfold to find out it's actually a girl.

>>726280919
greentext the guy's semen dribbling out of you?

>>726265187
quality post

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>>726276202
okay. sorry I'm just grabbing whatevers on my desktop.
>>726276189
>complete silence.
>they both seem completely frozen, wanting to look at me but trying their best not to for too long
>I sink back into the water and look down
>I know for a fact that both of these guys want to hook up with me and all I have to do is initiate it
>this is getting a bit too real at this point
>on one hand I fantasize about being with my friends and I've only ever had sex one time back in sophmore year and it was really really awkward
>on the other hand this seems way too fast and I did not plan to actually act on my teasing at all
>just listening to my heart pound in my chest
>Dylan says "hey we should play truth or dare"
>god he is so obvious
>Josh "oh--y-yea..."
>my brain sort of registers that this is the make or break moment right now
>I look up at Dylan
>His face seems so confused so very very confused and innocent and horny and dopey that it just completely stops my mind running and makes me feel confident and excited again
>"Okay..."
>I sit up and look at both of them, they both kind of sit up and relax and spread out around the tub trying to act casual
>"truth: you guys want to fuck me"
>They both go stiff as a board and josh barely lets out the quietest "what..." I've ever heard through a shaking exhale and reactive gulping
>they both look like they are shaking
>I just look at Dylan and move up to him
>he does the exact same thing as josh but saying "yes..."
>I bring my face right up in front of his in one swift movement, looking at his eyes to make sure he is properly paralyzed then I look down at his lips
>mine are about an inch from his
>"uh-huh"
>saying that felt so good my hole body became flushed
>I can feel him shaking
>I turn around quickly and slide my back into his chest
>I bring my butt into his lap and press right into his erection
>I wiggle and moan, then look right at Josh on the other side
>as breathily as I could: "so you want to go inside?"

>>726281464
get a gril to pegg you

>>726281464
Well men's bodies can be attractive if they're tall and buff, or if they're small and soft and feminine, but those are both pretty rare

>>726263640
discord.gg/v5qhWSX

>>726281193
>>726281464
Same here. Does it make me bi if I want a girlfriend but I want cock on the side? But I don't like traps or trannys or shit like that

I met up with a daddy off of CL a couple of years ago. Sucked his dick for a while and then he fucked me while I was laying down on his bed. A year later I got fucked by a tranny hooker. That was more enjoyable.

>>726281566
D E L I V A R Y

>>726281546
>Squelch
>Drip
>Twitch
>Splat.

There you go.

>>726263640
fapped to gay porn

>>726281566
Fuck anon... pls I need more to cum, both story and more pics

>>726268692
>50 bux

so you got aids now?

>>726281566
>>726281879

Also I would fuck the living shit out of you

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>>726281566

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being sucked off in a street by a guy

>>726281566
Please keep posting story + pics.

>>726281566
thanks for the boner

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>>726263640
TL:DR truth or dare
>be me be 8
>be two days early to a family reunion like norm
>hanging out with cousins that showed up early(one male(P)7 & one female(K)8)
>later in the evening
>adults decided to head to another get together being back in town
>adults tell the older kids to watch us (17-18-18-19)
>they tell us to stay inside and leave right after the adults do
>gets bored no games decided to play true or dare
>>F.F.
>finds aunt and uncles porn tapes(they didn't have kids at home anymore)
(P)hey anon I dare you to play it
(K)no its nasty
>I put one in the vhs and press nothing I get up and check to see if anyone came back
(normally being bad)
>I push play
Call 1900
(K) no I dont want to see
(P) the game still on I dare you(K) to watch
>>F.F.
(P) I dear you(K) to do that to anon (blowjob)
feelsbad.jpeg yet kinda good
(first time i got some what hard)
(K) ok anon your turn do that to (P) (riming)
ok (tasted like salty metal)
>>F.F.
>I put it in her but using some mineral oil or something like that I found in the cabinet
>she was crying
>so i took it out and put in her pus
>she was crying even more
feel good.bmp (first time i came)
(K)still red eyed ok (P) do that to anon
>If he could have got it up he would have put it in my but
>so he put it in my mouth
>jaw started to hurt he was moving faster
>car door shutting
SHIT!!!!!
>I move to get up shoot it over my face
didn't get caught

MFW they both married and have nice familys
and (K) looks like pic related just darker skin cuz mom was from laos
(P) some engineer

Experimented with my best childhood friend when we were 14. Started fapping each other off, then blowjobs. We 69'd most of the time, tried to fuck properly but it didnt work out. We were fwb when we were 17, we flip fucked when my parents werent home , cumming into eachother asses after playing some mario kart matches. He was a straight 9/10 but as years passed we stopped meeting, and he transformed in a fat neet neckbeard, what a waste. The other day he came to my house begging to fuck, almost stripping. Told him to fuck off lmao

Watched lalaland that shit is gay af

>>726281566
Did u post those cute selfies anywhere?

>>726282276
story?
also more pic pls!

>>726263640
>unironically fap to trans/cd porn
>came in my own mouth and on face
>buttplay
>still can't find any gay porn I can comfortably fap to
>only really attracted to traps and very feminine twinks
>not attracted to manly men at all but have an AGP fetish
>I'm probably a 2 on the kinsey scale at best
still not sure if I should go ahead and meetup with someone

>Be me
>be playing tag when i'm like 5 with a bunch of friends of mine
>me and my friend named Joel run into the woods together.
>We run faster cuz the guy who was it was after us
>we get far into the forest
>it's really scary out here
>Scary bald guy with a beard is behind a tree looking at me
>He's got his dick out
>He's making eye contact with me
>My friend runs over there, so I follow
>When we get there I start to suck the dudes dick.
>He smiles a wide toothless grin
My friend pulls down his pants and sticks his dick in my ear
>The hobo homo blows his thick hot sticky aids infested load into my mouth and all over my friends face.
>We run home I fucked my friend in the ass and shoot my cum in there
>20 years later I saw this guy on a website ask me about being a faggot.

>>726263640
>Hadnt had sex in ages
>was browsing some hookup site, post an add, >some guy 20 y/0 responds, says he can blow me
>debate for ages if I should do it
>agree and meet him outside in a park
>hes asking me all this shit if its my first time
>it isnt his
>asks me if i want to make out aswell or something else
>start feeling sick
>No just blow me
>pull pants down
>he starts sucking and playing with my balls
>I dont look down , close my eyes and dont touch him
>legit good blowjob
>cum into his mouth
>he pulls back and lets it all run out over him
>asks me if i want to wait and go again in a few min
>say no instantly
>Feeling even more sick now
>Nervously say thanks and give him a hug
>kek.jpg
>walk back to hotel i was staying at
>take a shower cuz i feel dirty
>regret it
2 years passed now soon
I dont really regret it because it was an experience and as cliche as it may be YOLO.
Wouldnt do it again , but I do have days where when im in the mood for something really dirty I tend to think back of it abit, but again instantly feel sick afterwards.
Maybe im abit bi, who knows.

>>726281566
b-but that isn't how you play truth or dare anon.

>>726281566
M-m-m-moar please.

>>726281566
c m o n

>>726263640

>be me, straight male
>hang out at a male friend's place one day
>friend has a 9.5/10 muscular fitness model body with a tattoo on his abs
>while watching a movie, he starts kissing me and rubbing my inner thigh
>no idea what happened to me, but instead of breaking it off, I started kissing back
>he takes his shirt off
>my dick gets hard
>he unzips my pants and puts his hand down my pants
>gives me 3 handjobs in a row, without stopping
>I cum hard all 3 times
>we break it off after that and I go home, with ruined kinda underwear

>>726263640
Me and my best friend tried to tie our cocks together whn we were ten.

Or maybe that time when I were making out with a male prostitute...

I don't know...

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>>726265257

Well, me and a friend sucked each other's dicks for years. I mean at least like 5 years since we were like 9 10, every weekend. Haven't done anything GAY since. Except fuck a tranny... twice. Different tranny each time.

>>726281566
Keeping it alive for cute anon but here is something
>Be me 7 or so
>In FL
>Church kid is friend
>Same age about call him Cody
>Cody comes to chill a lot
>Go in backyard play with sprinkler
>Get wet have fun head inside for them dank oven pizzas
>dry eat head to room for some TV
> Door closed under blanket on bunk bed
Don't remember what led to this exactly but
>his pants off my pants off
>Me on top grinding dicks together
>Feelsgoodman.exe
>Mom walks in says we are wrestling
We tried other stuff but eventually he said he told his dad and he said we had to stop. Thinking back now, bullshit but eh whatever. Been Contemplating going on Grindr or something looking for some traps or twinks to fuck. Always wanted to suck a dick never got around to it. Wouldn't swallow though.

>>726284680
Sounds familiar. Where you from?

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this

>>726268763
Noone said anything about gender in that post, you fail at trolling

>>726284905
moarrrrr

Live in a dorm. Bought a spy camera disguised as a usb wall charger to spy on my room mate/friend. Got a shit ton of videos of him getting in and out of the shower. I swear he never fucking jerks off though, I set it up in a perfect place in the room but have never caught any actual action.

>>726269526
THATS A GIRL THATS A FUCKING GIRL IF I EVER SAW ONE! DO NOT FALL FOR THIS FUCKING TRASH THIS IS NOT A BIOLOGICAL BOY FUCK OFF YOU CUNT

or

if im wrong, post your dick.

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I took this picture a few minutes ago, pretty gay

>>726284895
You first

>>726271901
What a faggot!

>>726285202
you can tell by the hand it's a man

>>726285362
UK friend

>>726284905
>>726285283
shit nigga you cute AND a faggot

>>726285202
Yeah, what he said, post dick or gtfo

>>726285419
Sorry Yankee nonfag here lol

>>726281566
also this story is so fucking obviously fake it's funny. i get it, you have fantasies, but this is taking it a bit far

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>>726265257

>>726285392
hand looks like a chick hand too don't give me that shit

>>726285684
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>726285768
yet literally everyone believes it, i know

>>726273286
Show butt and ball parts.

>>726265257

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>726265490
>>726284458
>>726285721
>taking the b8
>believing without pics and timestamp

Cancer.

>>726285684
shut up and post some gay shit, faggot

>>726285887
Hey wait, that's pretty fucking gay

>>726285317
wow what a fag!
post more u homo

>Go to bar with friends
>get too drunk
>Tell friends lets stay til last call
>"yeah ok anon"
>Stay til last call, all but one friend is gone
>"Bro, Im leaving lets go"
>No thanks Im good
>Black guy comes up
>"ill give anon a ride np"
>Wow thanks bro wtfru, i think he knows my friends
>"I know your friends"
>Must be legit
>Arrive home, having good conversation in car
>"I didnt want to stall any more, anon show me your dick"
>blush hard as fuck
>No thanks i like bitches
>"come on i just want to see"
>Ok *zip*
>"Oh shit, you got a big dick" *grabs my dick
>Blush more
>He keeps playing with my dick
>black guys have huge cocks right?
>Can I see yours black guy?
>takes his shorts off, [oh shit]
>shorter dick than mine, twice as thick
>"Can we go inside anon? We can have more room"
>What do you want to do
>"ill suck your dick"
>ok my basements dark enough

>>726286132
>Sit in basement, take our pants off
>instantly start suckin black dick gagging
>Wtf I though I was getting a bj
>Take turns sucking eachother
>He cums everywhere, Im still hard
>"you want me to fuck you?"
>Ew fag, SMD
>Starts to be less arrousing
>Start to sober realize Im with a man. Holy shit regret
>I still want the rest of my blowjob
>"you want to fuck me anon?"
>ehhh no
>He tries sitting on my cock
>Stop fag I dont want aids
>Make him suck me more
>He rubs his ass trying to sit on my dick
>I pull back and jerk off on his face so I wouldnt fuck him
>Holy fuck regret
>Ok you can leave
>7 am now, i have work at 8
>smell like nigger cum and dirty asshole
>cant find wallet
>Left wallet, keys, phone, money in black guys car
>walk to work smelling like nigger cum and shit
>fast forward 1 day, black guy drops off my stuff
>"call me anon"
>No
>He adds me on snapchat and FB
>FUCK OFF PLZ
>Sends me snap, never opened it
>this is first ive spoke/wrote of this

>>726286178
Any proof? For the keks

>>726286178
kek

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>>726286123
any requests?

also got some videos here

>>726281566
post more you literal faggot