Looking for personal army on some ideas to fuck with my retarded

Where I'm from, we just beat someone's ass that acts like that.

Ya just kick his ass you pussy.

Live stream it too. There, you have your "idea"

Fuck him or his pc up... Or both...

>>726258033
Trip the fuse box (if there's one in your room) which makes him disconnect and make sure lights go off too. Then beat his ass and tell him to shut up. If you want to, kick him out as well.

>>726259089
Lol ya kick the power off randomly for a few months while he's playing his "games".

>>726258033
Cut his mouce cord and key board cord. Neatly tape it back together with electric tape. Enjoy. Sound like the kind of retard who will just freak out and not be able to solve the issue at hand

Video then post it...

>>726259382
Or just put tape of the sensor on the bottom of the mouse.

Download cp onto his computer. But he probably already has a ton of it

At any moment you are alone access his tower and take any component like say the gpu or ram

>Collect the dishes he doesn't wash. Stack them and put them in his room.

>Prepare a substitute for your coffee. Be sure to put nasty bitter shit in it.

>Collect the clothes laying around and put them in a garbage bag.
>Discard

>Annoy the fag when ever you're around while he tries to sleep

And be sure to tell us what game he plays and ID

>Pull the ethernet cable that goes to his computer out of the router.
>Cut it off to expose inner wires.
>Stick them into a power socket.

Delete system 32 and replace it with the triforce.

>>726258033
veruca is one of the prettiest porn stars

>>726258033
>considering my name is on the lease and bills
then kick him out you dumb faggot. get a new roommate.

you ain't too bright, are you?

>>726260258
Get yourself one of those "usb killers" and somehow manipulate the pos into using it

>>726259699
winrar

Download Bonzi buddy on his computor, delete his LOL/WOW/etc. account, and click on every godamn porn ad you can find and download whatever they ask.

piss on his chair

>>726258033
>Tell him you're falling in love with him
>your anger towards him is your sexual frustrations expressing themselves
>crawl in his bed with him one night of that doesn't work
>congrats! You either have no roommate now or you're confirmed gay

Randomly cycle Wi-Fi hotspot during gaming sessions

>>726260225
2nd we need to know his steam etc

CHARGE in wear in a bucket as a helmet screaming "DEUS VULT" and smacking his ass or head with a cardboard sword stained with pesto sauce

>>726258033
Give sauce on the girl in the pic and I'll tell you the master of all plans.

>>726260225
Underrated post. Use his lack of care against him until his rat ass leaves.

>>726258033
Log on to your router and block his MAC address for his PC/gaming console.

You can even set a timer on it so he can only use it at certain times of the day

>>726260830
He's probably a smelly neckbeard. Crawling into bed with him would be asking to contract a disease.

>>726259514
That's being too nice though

>>726260851
This. Cut the internet off randomly and film it. You'll probably get a viral video out of it.

If you get a chance, open his computer tower and run a magnet on electrical components. Capacitors, RAM, CPU, and most importantly HDD. Put it back like nothing hapoened, he won't ever know who wiped his data and made his computer unusuable.

Also, take a shit in a spot he will never find it in his room and he will have to endure the unberable stench until he finds it or moves out.

Lastly you can hide the second pair of all or most of his socks.

>>726258033
Sauce?? Moar??

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>>726258033
> Order Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears
> Leave bowl of them on coffee table
> Wait

Seriously. Read the reviews. It's not a meme or joke. I tried 5 of these and they work exactly as planned. Also, got in trouble for leaving them in the lunch room with a "for everyone" sign.

https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears/product-reviews/B008JELLCA

>>726261396
Motherfucker would likely just missmatch his socks. He's not going on a date anytime soon. Come on now.

>>726261544
That's fucking amazing. Holy shit. Im going to the store and buying these asap.

>>726261429
Veruca james

>>726258033
sauce or go fuck yourself

>>726261205
best

>>726259699
dubs have spoken

>>726261139
>>726260345

>>726261877
Nevermind. She fucks black guys.

>>726261544
>https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears/product-reviews/B008JELLCA
is this actually legit?

>>726262014
>>726262014
She's into black guys. Nvm.

usbkill (dot) (com) You plug this into anything with a USB port and it will overload the computer or whatever you plug it into. It looks like a usb stick and is discreet.

>>726262357
Go try em and find out.

>>726262357
oui

>>726260428
Clearly you're not. He said he will be at the end of his post. And then stated he wants ways to fuck with him. Faggot

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>>726261832
>>726262357
It's legit. As I said, I got a verbal at work over it. Mainly because they lost man hours to the port-o-potties. Totally worth it.

Will OP deliver?

>>726262913
No. I'm surprised no one caught on with the massive amount of nothing she/he/it has contributed to this thread so far.

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Step 1 Disassemble one of those long clicky type lighters and find pic related
Step 2 put wire end somewhere on/in motherboard
Step 3 click that Shit like there's no tomorrow.
Should kill his mobo with electric shock, you could also fuck up his ram and hard-drive in the same way.

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>>726258033
>shit in a bag and sneak it into his room.
>cut your toenails and put them into his food
>jizz into your coffe and mix with milk and sugar and wait for him
>put lsd on his toilet paper and call the cops

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Delivery?

Exclude his mac address from the router.

>>726263420
That fuckin gif makes me loose it every time..