Waifu thread
Previous: >>726247877
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Insult Dio
>>726257864
>being this autistic
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
Claim
>>726257255
I would like to talk about you, anonymous <3
>>726257624
T-that's way too young for me!
Uhm I'm sure she'll grow into her looks. Meanie.
Shiro claimed.
>>726257114
Advertise your ass on craigs list then, so you can work from home!
>>726257150
But I'm sexiest now, so why wait?
>>726257606
I sometimes feel like it was actually her who chose me.
has anyone claimed her yet?
>
>>726258012
because you probably don't even know how to handle that ass
>>726258071
Dude she's 14
>>726258012
Someone i know might see it
>>726257989
Yeah. Rea isn't though. Probably just awkward kid years. I'm not that mean just honest.
>>726256773 (shiro)
Da glaub ich dir sofort dass das dein Gesicht is
>>726257114 (Tomoyo)
Just take as many as you can!
賢狼ホロはブラブラぶらぶらどろどろひひをかかぬ!!
>>726258071
>>726258231
W-what do you and your sister do together?
>>726258176
14 is the perfect age for marriage
>>726258071
Is that a trap?
>>726258176
Teach me senpai, teach my naughty loli ass :o
>>726258188
That's good! You can be more at ease if they are friends and family instead of potential murderers.
>>726258240
Ist ein Foto, sieht nur zufällig wie die andern Bilder aus.
>>726258433
Nothing much. I don't really have too big of a relationship with my family.
>>726258176
does it matter?
>>726258378
so that's a yes?
>>726258547
no
stop lewding tomoyoyo -_-
totally claimed
>>726258478
You're lucky the age of consent in Japan is 13
>>726258547
Y-you should learn that on your own by watching porn like everyone else!
>>726258609
You don't help her with homework or read books to her?
>>726258625
IT DOES
カラミチーマス
>>726258240
Or i could just not take any and not do anything
>>726258547
I would prefer to be murdered tbh
>>726258639
No
>>726258719
your waifu reminds me of miku
welcome back
>>726258692
no sh'es not taken?
>>726258769
it doesn't
>>726258911
she is not taken
>>726258789
But you gotta think about the gross domestic product!
>>726258769
She is not 7. I do help her with some math from time to time.
Claimed
>>726258911
New face. How are you?
>>726258639
He needs to make some money, we're just here to help.
You're not offering any better idea, but that's to be expected of a man with your kind of moral standards.
>>726258769
But I'm to young to watch these. Please explain it to me~
>>726258789
What a coincidence, because craigs list just happens to offer that as well!
>>726258995
Da schau mal einer an, wer plötzlich eine alte Schrulle claimt um das Pedoimage loszuwerden.
Überkompensation überzeugt micht aber eher vom Gegenteil.
>>726254808
im not suggesting you throw a tantrum just express yourself !
>>726255408
so creepy rei-sama~
>>726255901
yes youre absolutely right. it's a good thing im not a gamer anyway.
>>726258769
>You're lucky the age of consent in Japan is 13
Really? I always thought 14 - 15 was a better age for consent.
I don't see the sexual appeal of >13 but I can see a 14y.o being alright as a mating partner
>>726258989
i claim her then
>>726259177
i'm good, what about you?
>>726259188
>alte schrulle
Aber aber, ich misch doch nur ein wenig
>>726257150
>>726257928
Because I'm me
>>726259303
I'm good chap. Had a nice day?
Gouging both of your fucking eyes out with an overly ripe banana is the new counter-culture.
>>726259298
>>726258370
If you're the one who asked for the piano improv, here you go. Wish I was better lol.
Also kumiko claim
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HECpkH2WVq
>>726257989
Do you have a discord?
Claimu
>>726259643
>wish i was better
Fuck you!
>>726258995
What?
>>726259188
Can i get paid for being murdered?
>>726259614
do you like bananas?
they make my ears feel funny :o
Heading home, wish me luck.
>>726258786
What?
>>726258911
You're going to have to deal with her big brother~
>>726259038
So, baka? My sister and I would spent our afternoons hanging out together. (she's 7 years older than me) And it was wonderful times.
Now we're all grown up and we live too far apart...
>>726259061
At least say hi...
>>726259188
I don't know either, ask Tomoko.
>>726259192
Then that means you're a girl?
>>726259298
Yeah Japan is crazy.
>>726259430
Rea is driving me home, I'm already feeling drowsy from the Dramamine, wish me luck. And I think you deserve someone as nice as yourself <3
>>726259647
Discord is for children.
>>726260110
Telegram, kik?
>>726259862
Well, when you get down to it, who doesn't wish they were better at what they do? What I improvised there is by no means fundamentally challenging; I'm just hopping from one chord to the next in left hand, and playing a melody in the same key with the right. After a couple of years doing it, you realize how far you have yet to come to being happy with what you can do.
>>726260110
>>726260110
So you'll likely be lying down soon? Feel better soon
>>726260209
>:(
>>726259192
I don't think I could without making both others and myself really uncomfortable. I'm sorry.
>>726259344
Pedo.
>>726260061
Actually, yes, you can. By a cannibal or a organ salesman.
>>726260110
Eh? But I want it to be you!
>>726260110
Don't have that relationship. Luck.
>>726260083
As long as the don't have any bruises.
How do they make your ears feel funny?
>>726260278
Whut?
>>726260236
I mean i guess but hell i cant even do that....
>>726260110
why the hecky would it mean that ~.~
>>726260283
it's le daijoubu friend %) i still believe in you
>>726260061
The economy, you fool!
>>726260283
Sagst du
>>726260379
idk, I just get this tingly feeling in my ears after I eat them :/
other than that though, they are tasty
>>726259704
Hey its this wanker. Been a couple a days since I've seen you ehre. How have you been?
>>726260586
>ad hominem
Lenk nicht vom Thema ab, Pedo.
>>726260632
Contemplating assissted suicide
Yuno Gasai
>>726260771
The best days of your life right?
>>726260993
Wew i just got "fired" from my job
>>726260958
Basic bitch waifu
>>726260719
Tu ich nich, ich bin keiner deiner Gesinnungsgenossen :o
>>726260958
Who would even claim Yuno, more like Yuno would claim you
>>726261109
Bollocks, that's pretty fucked up. What now? Are you going to find another job?
>>726261236
Probably
>>726260283
Where do i sign up for it
>>726260586
I don't think that would be affected
>>726260110
No
things are really heatin' up in this.... A N I M E, lads! %)
>>726261328
I have one lined up for next week but i need gigs to make money this week
>>726261382
Yukki
>>726260958
Found a higher quality version of your pic
>>726260209
Thirst, sty?
>>726261333
It would be, gotta pay those taxes
>>726261328
What gave you the idea I'd talk to you
>>726261138
Lass es zu. Akzeptiere es!
>>726261333
I told you, craigs list.
If that's too much of a hassle I'd do it.
what if there was an anime with all our waifus in it?! :O ^_^ :d
>>726261527
Your point?
>>726260958
Baby's first waifu.
>>726261382
Yuuki!
>>726261562
no and there never will be thank heavens
>>726260958
Kek what a dreadful waifu tsk tsk
>>726261585
Answer my question.
Kurenai
>>726261382
Yuuki!
>>726261109
Sorry man .
Did they find your porn collection on your computer?
>>726261782
What question?
>>726261490
Thats good
>>726261545
Than don't give me a (You) you knobhead.
>>726261490
Tali
>>726261680
Anon!
>>726261817
Who dis?
>>726261547
Es gibt nichts zu akzeptieren :o Ich habe ganz normale sexuelle Präferenzen!
>>726261790
Is that a Sharigan?
>>726261871
Why are you so thirsty for Momoka?
>>726261843
Nah im not that stupid plus i dont even have a work computer
>>726261876
I need this week to go smoothely tho
>>726261919
Sup buttercup
Kinda wanna bully Sci...
>>726261952
Genau, es ist ganz normal! Akzeptiere!
>>726262034
Scrambling to finish this project report.
>why am I here
>>726262023
Im just an anon trying to get a nut m8. Plus there's a draw there. And i like traps
>>726262076
Guten tag
>>726262050
why?
>>726261876
Then don't commit heresy you bonkhead
>>726261919
Ai!
>>726262076
Neeeeeeein hör auf!
>>726262138
wishywashy?
>>726262150
Let us help you!
>>726262184
*le hides behind you* #) like/ save me dude
>>726262153
Tsk tsk you'll never get her if all you want to do is nut.
>>726262190
Don't think we've chatted. Where is Ai from?
>>726262211
Not possible, unless you're in my group for this project
>>726262147
I only said kinda! That face is making me want to do it more tbh
>>726262184
Have you seen flustered Sci!?
>>726262316
im confused
>>726262322
No no no you mis understand, im a squirrel frying to get a nut, i am anon trying to accomplish a goal not "bust a nut"
>>726262325
No, you did not have the honour yet!
Shiho/Ai is from Detective Conan
Where is Yuuki from?
>>726262167
Grüß Gott, Unbekannter.
>>726262190
Wehre dich nicht, es ist bereits zu spät. Die Saatist gestreut. Sie wird wachsen und dich verschlingen.
>>726262190
What? Heresy?
>>726262034
Best of luck!
>>726262050
good evening
>>726261956
Nah she just got red eyes
>>726262405
thats so uncaring friendo how could you
>>726262418
just go with the flow
>>726261545
One person wouldn't really matter much though
>>726261547
Do it then
>>726262446
Yuuki is from Sword Art Online II, specifically the Mother's Rosario arc. I think I've heard of Detective Conan, never seen it however.
>>726262526
Aberaberaber das darf doch nicht sein :o
>>726262619
I replied to Yuno and you complained about getting (you)ed, sooo
>>726262845
It's the small bits that count!
when things are crazy all around you... you just have to be.... the eye of the storm, my friend %)
>>726259643
I like whenever you slip in the (G)s here and there.
Would you mind making an other one? Please!
>>726257864
My Waifu: none
Reason: I'm not a faggot
Fuck dio and fuck this thread and fuck you for these useless threads.
enjoy your "waifu" a.k.a your hand
I deeply enjoy anime/cartoons and some female characters, but this is the equivalent to stalking or spamming a girl your find attractive... all weird stupid fantasy that will go absolutely nowhere.
>>726262967
Ah, only watched half of SAO2, but that makes me think that we actually might have talked before, wat
pretty sure I heard that before
Well it's the longest running anime show out there, gotta be famous
11.30PM... good evening!
>>726262526
Shiro die dritte, aus der pedo-mitte,
nämlich die Dritte, von links
>>726263098
this but ironically
>>726263024
ahhh you're making me get out of my dorm. I'll do it though. for you.
>>726263098
Sounds like you speak from experience my man.
At least you don't get a restraining order for creepily collecting pictures of a 2D grill.
Claiming Dio for obvious reasons
>>726262845
Unfortunately the distance is quite far. Can I kill you with kindness?
>>726262974
Gib ihr noch ein paar Wochen. Mit DFC fängt es an, dann Loli und ehe du dich versiehst ist es vollbracht.
>>726263098
>enjoy your hand
What a coincidence, that's what I was going to do right now.
>>726263214
Que pasa?
yo murder and the girl you guys planning to get back to me on that? back in a bit
Mey-Rin
>>726262974
But sometimes it's so small you can't see it so it doesn't matter
>>726263529
You can try but it might not work
>>726263529
Aber B-cups sind am besten :o
>>726263810
That's what your gf would say
>>726263810
I'm sure with a person as lovely as you anything can be possible!
<-
>>726263967
Letzte Woche wären es noch C-Körbchen gewesen.
Slow and steady, just like Jeb!
>>726263638
Cute.
>>726263969
Bist du krank? :o
>>726264084
Nein, B war schon immer am besten!!!!
>>726263164
True that. You should finish watching SAO2, it's really good. Yuuki's character arc is top notch.
>>726264185
>krank
Nein, erleuchtet!
>B am besten
Ja, ja, so fühlt es sich an. 'War das nicht schon immer so? Waren die Nachbarskinder früher auch schon so süß?'
>>726264185
>Cs are best
i'm pretty sure most people here are virgins
including me
>>726264511
you're pretty sure you are?
>>726263967
Implying i will ever get a gf
>>726263969
It's not working, try harder
>>726264860
Forgot pic
>>726264427
Wär ne schöne Abwechslung, dich mal in nett zu haben :o
Ach komm, sowas merkt man doch
>>726264447
They're fine too
>>726264860
I guess there's some hope for all of us
>>726264860
>>726264917
With a writing style as refined and unique as yours there is no need for a picture, but it's still such a joy to see Tomoyo's cuteness every time you kindly share an image. Thank you!
Tomoyoyo, you can do it, believe in yourself :o
>>726265244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L14dxvSyCrk
German culture sure is fascinating
>>726265222
Keine Sorge, dir gegenüber bleib ich wie gehabt, um dich nicht zu verunsichern. Kinderficker.
Es ist subtil. Bis du es merkst ist es zu spät. So wie bei mir und Futas.
>>726265456
Sure is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP9Wp6QVbsk
>>726265853
-70
>>726265853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHZtcC67yrY
oh yes indeed
Hey guys :^) also claiming
>>726265853
Ach komm, sei doch nicht so :(
Ne, ich bin anders :o
>>726257864
What does dio have to do with waifus?
I'm going to bed now, goodnight
>>726265222
Not everyone
>>726265244
I think you're going to make me die of laughter more than niceness
>>726265397
What can i do?
>>726266559
goodnight
>>726266529
He means Dio Brando from JoJo
>>726266559
Yes, everyone.
>>726266559
You can do whatever you put your mind to!
Sleep well Tomoyoyo
>>726265975
Ich schaff diese Woche noch 80.
>>726266132
That dude is obviously Austrian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcRyjkYdDxM
>>726266223
Jaja, als ob du noch nie zu strap on domination gerieben hättest.
>>726266559
You're so smart, always figuring out additional ways to achieve our goal!
>>726266883
that's still german
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1IOO5wdPJk
>>726266883
Ne, hab ich echt nicht :o
dead thread?
>>726267612
Not anymore since you're here ^.^.... but we do seem to have quite some Germans
>>726267612
nein
>>726267821
deal with it
>>726267821
Kom wij gaan ook een taal spreken die niemand begrijpt. Hoe gaat het?
>>726267612
Hi Jill.
>>726267180
Indeed it is!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHHxc5x6PjY
>>726267230
Jaja, als ob du dir noch nie eine Bockwurst reingeschoben hättest um mal zu sehen, wie das ist.
>>726258835
welcome...back?
>>726267612
my buds totally ditched me %,(
>>726268026
"Komm wir können auch eine Sprache sprechen den niemand begreift. Wie geht es?"
Try harder drunk german
>>726267938
I don't mind.
>>726268026
Nah, that's a bit rude. Besides, the Germans will still understand us?
>>726268224
Ah, eins meiner Lieblingslieder, wie schön
Nein, was denkst du denn bitteschön :o
>>726262700
You know I would only do what is good for you
>>726262655
Why are you still here?
>>726267821
nothing wrong with some international talk.
by the way Germans, please apologize to mama Merkel for us.
>>726268035
hey, how's it going?
>>726268312
bad friends. make new ones who don't ditch you.
>>726268342
Don't forget I'm not Dutch.
>>726268404
Sadly the Germans don't think like that
>>726268661
Sister just got her haircut. Was about to head home.
>>726268604
never doubting you for a moment you are a tru friendo murder-chan!
>>726268661
no nvm one just took forever to le respond
>>726268689
Angelsachse, still not much better
>>726268788
be safe, hon.
>>726268807
that's good, then. I'm glad.
>>726268517
Jaja, als ob du noch nie cbt geschaut und dabei die eigenen Eier abgeschnürrt hättest.
>>726268875
?
>>726268661
Apologise to Merkel? Are you Turkis or something? Why would you want to apologise to her?
>>726268689
Both of us know what happened the last time the Germans didn't like some people.
>>726269168
Schließ nicht immer von dir auf andere!
>>726269313
>Master
That's the right attitude
Claiming best girl
wish that funny anongirl came back i wanted to talk to her %\ i need to to bed soon
>>726269328
Yeah lets watch out.
>>726269465
I don't use me posts like that
Y'all faggots need to return on 8Ch :/
>>726269630
thats all furries and pedos now
>>726269042
Easy walk nothing scary.
>>726269328
nah, just sad our president refused to shake her hand over the weekend. Germany's a pretty dope place, we should get along.
>>726269630
i mean ponies
%P
>>726269465
Ich ehm... ich natürlich auch nicht. Ich dachte nur du.
>>726269777
He did the right thing though. Could've caught aids or something.
>>726269576
sorry had to eat dinner.
>>726270023
what was on the menu?
Janna claimed <3
>>726269993
he's 70, he'll probably die before AIDs would wipe him out at this rate.
>>726269621
You should've in this case
>>726269951
Ja ne is klar
>>726268807
So what are ya doing with your life these days?
>>726270250
I wouldn't want aids even if I were 90.
>Saya
>>726270147
ham, corn, and potatos