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Crusade recruitment thread. Join us to defend our king and country,

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Crusade recruitment thread. Join us to defend our king and country, and to seize the holy land from foul evil in the name of God.

Thy digits decideth thy rank.

Singles = Infantry
Doubles = Captain
Trips = Knight
Quads = Royalty

Singles 0 = Saracen filth; first crusader reply decides method of execution.
69 = Court Jester
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Rolling for sniper squad
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>>726237578
rolleth
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Deus Vult
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>>726238070
>0
Why don't you have a seat over there?
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Is this where i sign up
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i'm in
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>>726238688
well done sir, you'll make a fine addition to our ranks
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Deus Vult!!
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>>726237578
rollin
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>>726238688
Looks like captain for me
Bring on the sand nigs
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prepare thine anus.
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DEUS VULT
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Ravioli, ravioli, what will it roll-oli?
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>>726239000
Oh shit congrats me
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>>726239000
What does it mean?
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>>726237578
Rollerino
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CONSTANTINOPLE WILL FALL
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>>726237578
Rolling for 000

Filthy infidels will not cannibalize any more babies in the Holy Land! Out with ye kafir scum!
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>>726238550
THE RACK FOR THIS SARACEN FILTH
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>>726239040
>Trips = Knight
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>>726238812
Thank you sir tiz my honour
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>>726239040
waterboarding till DETH
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>>726239160
TRAITOR! CRUCIFY, CRUCIFY, CRUCIFY!
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>>726237578
Deus vultulus
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>>726239140
Triple zero = mudslime knight
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>>726237578
Henry Rollings
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Dieu le veut!
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DEUS VULT!
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Deus Vult!
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WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM
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deus vulter
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>>726237578
Rawl
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HAIL ME
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aloha snackbar
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>>726239330
here
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>>726239330
Hey, Saracen scum, the cross is ready
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Deus Vult
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>>726239469
OHHHH dat dude just became a jester
Check'em brah
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>>726238688
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Going for pope
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Deus vult!
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Reporting
>in
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Deus vult
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DEUS VULT
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>>726237578
Can I become a baron?
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>>726237578
LETS TAKE JERUSILUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>726237578
I AM ROYALTY
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Rolling for infantry
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rollin' in the name of the Lord.
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for allah...
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Sacrilege
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Really now
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Ave Maria
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>>726240120
>>726240170
Razing Bull EXECUTION
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>>726240120
>>726240170
Death by stoning
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>>726240120
Raped to death by niggies
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desu vult
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>>726239000
INFIDEL, INFIDEL!!!!!! GET THE FAGGOTS KINDELED AND LETS SET THIS SAND NIGGER ON FIRE
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>>726237578
Jew
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DEUS VULT
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>>726237578
its to free the Holy Land the name of the Lord

DEUS VULT!!!!!
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Volo
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>>726237578
Kneel
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I will be catapult fodder for Jesu Christo and his holy mother. Ave Maria, Deus Vult
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>>726237578
B-but.. that's a teutonic knight on the right
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Bow down fags
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>>726240684
Kill this faggot.
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69
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>>726239000
This must be fucking Saladin himself. Pierce his heart with a cross and burn his corpse in holy fire!
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roll for royalty
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Deus Vult!!!!
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>>726237578
why the fuck do we want a sandy desert?

let filthy savage fucks worship their mud god of sand and filth

even their women are so shit tier that they have to put bedsheets over them
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>>726240660

Use his ass as an ashtray and cum in his nose until he drowns.
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want you not my brother be, hit I you the skull in
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>>726237578
What is thy bidding?
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>>726240413
>>726240797
He got trips you illiterate fucks
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DEUS VULT
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rolleth
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silly followers of the cult of jesus, thinking they can fight us and win
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>>726241199
So what do dub dubs get me?
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Deus lo vult brothers
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How may i serve?
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>>726237578
Deus vult !
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deus vult
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>>726241199
Captain checked
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>>726237578
Praise Kek!
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>>726237578
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>>726241262
Captain
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>>726241330
slowly impaled on a burning lance
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Hey ya all, any chance you need a cheap credit?
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>>726237578
Mouros de merda
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>>726237578
Heil cheezus
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Checked and Mated
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>>726241695
Re rolling
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Deus Vulteth
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>>726241650
The filth shall be burned from this land!
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>>726241769
Aw yus , court jester
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>>726241470
LYNCH THIS TRAITOROUS SAND NIGGER!
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Veus dult
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>>726237578
God wills it
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>>726237578
offering my sword for catholic fulcrum
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deus vult
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Deus Vult
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inshallah!
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>>726241980
Heathen!
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meme
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>>726242086
reroll for redemption
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If quads we convert to the religion of Autism
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>>726237578
did I miss the recruitment day ??
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>>726242155
Your redemption has been noted. Deus Vult, my captain.
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>>726237578
roll
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>>726237578

here
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me
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>>726237578
Deus vult
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>>726237578
i so want to get in on this!!!
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>>726237578
non nobis domine
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Rollllll
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>>726237578
Ave Maria!
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>>726242249
Deus Vult !
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Rolling for court jester
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Deus Vult!
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Trust me, my fellow knights, I am royalty.
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lets go
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>>726237578
Decideth thy rank
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Deus Vult
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>>726237578
topeth kek
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deus vult
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>>726237578
>>726242550
>>726242574
>>726242580
http://bit.
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>>726242544
Deus Vult to you fellow captain
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>>726242550
Deus Vult!
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Hope they ban guns everywhere for everyone always so i can finally put my halberd to good use
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>>726242550
>>726242580
Your digits tell something different
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>>726237578
Jester get
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lets go bloody the desert
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deus vult
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I'm gonna ravage me a good infidel
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Deus Vult!
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MARCH MEN, WE WILL SEIGE THY CITIES
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>>726239000
You're all so fucking retarded. Singles 0 is the conduction. This sir is a knight.
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>>726242677
checked and deus vulted
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>>726242768
>non nobus
>NOBUS
He is a Saracen spy.
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>>726242550
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hey its me a jester here
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>>726242869
I'm very okay with this jester
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scums
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>>726242933
Don't be silly, captain
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>>726242933
You must be mistaken captain
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>>726239000
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>>726237578
Money! I mean Deus Vult!
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>>726242933
You'll make a fine captain,
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>>726242550
Wooow fucking heretic
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>>726242869
DEUS VULT!! our party is almost complete, CRUSADERS BEHOLD! Our fulcrum is nigh departure
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>>726239750
You can get the rack
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>>726237578
DEUS VULT, MY BROTHERS
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DEUS VULT
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>>726243436
why the fuck are the two identical threads going on ?
the jews control one but what one?
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>>726243436
why the fuck are the two identical threads going on ?
the jews control one but what one??
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>>726237578
DEUS VULT
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>>726237578
Must defend Ave Maria.
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DEUS VULT
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>>726243705
NM i have the thread open twice
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Deus vult
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Rollo
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>>726237578
roll
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Reporting for duty
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ROLLIN ROCK beer
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>>726237578
i'll defend the holy land
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Check these
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VEUS DULT
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Deus kek
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Any crusade is good crusade.
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DEUS VULT
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>>726244444
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VENUS DULT
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Kekus vult
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>>726237578
I am thy ruler. My name is TRUMP.
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>>726244453
>Modlicisekrizak.jpg
Nazdar
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>>726237578

non nobis domine
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here to fight!
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Rolleth thy trips
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>>726245110
>>726244990
Fuck in half
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Deus vult
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DEUS VULT
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>>726237578 stoning faggots
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DEUS VULT
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HEIL THE SUN!
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DEUS VULT MY KING
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>>726237578
move aside infidels
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Rollo
>>
rol
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>>726237578

ALLAH AKBAR!
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>>726237578
might plz
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Checkus
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>>726237578
Rollerino
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I herd you like crusades.

You forgot to invoke a demon before your battle.

Let me help. All kings in this thread are now dead as a price.
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Belial represent!
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>>726246330
The Breaking wheel for you
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DEUS VULT!!
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Allahu Akbar my brothers
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Rollin m9
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Oh boy, check em
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Let the cleansing begin
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>>726237578
Reporting for duty
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Rolling for 00
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>>726247968
fuck one off
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>>726237578
Rolling in the name of the lord
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Deus vult
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>>726239000
my LIEGE

>>726247810
Indeed. This one is drowned in soap.
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And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
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deus vult
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>>726248630
ELECTROCUTION
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What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Bow before your king.
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New recruit here, reporting for duty
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>>726248888
YES YOUR MAJESTY
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>>726238688

Ugh the fucking gas tube goes on top you filthy pleb
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>>726248888
Well, I didn't vote for you
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can i purge some xenos while we're at it?
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VULT
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>>726237578

Deus Vult
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How dare you ignore your king.
Ten cracks of the whip for everyone.
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>>726237578
roll
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>>726237578
breifist
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deus vult
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When you waste quads and predict that you will be royalty and get no respek...
>REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>726249321
I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective.
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Deus Vult Ave Maria
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ROLLING FOR KNIGHTHOOD
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>>726250211
>Rolling
Fuck yeah Captain
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I'll siege Jerusalem myself
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>>726248888
#NotmyKing
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>>726248888
WE SHALL RETAKE THE HOLY LAND, MY LORD!
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>>726248888
Oh, king eh? Very nice. And how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.
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I MAIN WARDEN FOR THIS. DEUS VULT
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Deus Vult
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>>726237578
check em
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roll'em
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I will lead the charge.
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Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth...
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slay the barbarians
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>>726237578
DEUS VULT
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>>726248888
Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
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>>726237578
Roll
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Fucking rolling
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for the holy land
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>>726252490
sharp rocks in pooper until thy bleedeth out
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>>726237578
Funfact - In Switzerland, law requires that all sex acts must be peformed through a hole cut in a Templar tunic.
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Deus rolleth
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>>726248888
Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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rolleth
>>
DEUS VULT. LET US RETAKE THE HOLY LAND
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>>726237578
rawllin...
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Holy roll
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>>726244453
Vítej bratře! Nechť síla tvá pomohouci tvé mocné paži v usmrcení Saracenských psů!
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>>726253755
I mean, DEUS VULT! FOR POPE!
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Deus vult motherfucker.
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sinep
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>>726237578
Please not filth
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>>726253910
To the chopping block with this heathen
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Desu vault!
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>>726237578
allahu akbaaar
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Alahu snackbar
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>>726237578
thee we shall conquest.
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>>726237578
WE MUST RETAKE KÖNISBERG
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>>726237578
plebeian filth, Sir Checknek has arrived
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nigtar AWAKENS
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sup
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deus vult
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>>726237578
There is only one God and Christ Jesus is His Lamb!
Rollin' for whatever position I am best suited for.
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Deus fucking Vult
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>>726237578
roll
>>
Call me Sir C
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dues vult
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im a knight boi
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DEUS VULT! PRAISE KEK! NON NOBIS DOMINE!
>>
For the holy land!
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>>726237578
cunty rol
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rollo
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>>726252091

deus kekus
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>>726237578
I'll bite.
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