Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>726221351
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>726236329
Why don't you do that then
Claiming best girl
Claim
>>726236484
You backstabbing monster
Still here
Ah, looks like she's finally ready.
Sorry guys, gotta go.
Still here.
>>726236486
I have friends, a job and go out occasionally, so I don't need to quit shit :o.
>>726236590
That dick-sock-pantsu looks comfy af, I want one.
>>726236713
>she
>(X) Doubt
>>726236817
Chip, penny and used napkin don't count, bringing out the garbage isn't going out and shitposting isn't a job :o
>>726237025
I don't bring out the garbage, I jsut stockpile it and
>shitposting isn't a job
It is when you get paid for it :o
>>726236817
>a job
warum warst du dann schon um 12 am shitposten? oder zählt die uni als job nach deiner definition?
>>726237114
Getting an allowance from your mom isn't getting paid :o
>>726237338
Is that blue-eyed silverd- I mean baby Taiga
>>726237425
>filename
>>726237511
>on phone
>>726237567
Fair enough. Not even close to a taiga though!
>>726237190
Ich hab Urlaub, lass mich in Frieden.
Und du lurkst 24/7 Job oder nicht.
>>726237228
You can have a career in viral marketing, literally getting paid for shitposting. Or you work for the CIA Meme department.
カラミチーマス
G U L A G
U
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A
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More futa.
Less Shit.
>>726237637
Still looks cuter than 80% of what you post
What would it taste like if I added a little bit of Pepsi to my coffee?
>>726237646
Now that sounds like the perfect job for me, where do I sign up?
>>726237697
post more
>>726237649
Hello Rem, how are you
>>726237803
and 100% of yours :^)
>>726237886
Tried it once, not great.
>>726237886
bad
why are you so interested in pepsi? :o
>>726237979
Haibara-san only looks cute when she wants to, and cool all the time
>>726237942
I'm doing okay. You?
>>726237979
Great minds think alike?
>>726238007
I don't get out much so brand-name drinks are special.
>>726237886
Like slightly sweetened coffee, but with the feeling of really stale pepsi.
>>726237902
Your shitposting is not on a high enough level.You don't even switch your stance to always contradict the currently popular opinion.
>>726238007
Why are you so interested in what people are interested about, crook?
>>726237975
Manage to get some sleep?
>>726238175
he asked a question and I answered it
>>726238159
have you tried brand-name coffee? :o
>>726238144
Good to hear
I'm mostly fine too
Just to be sure, are you the texan rem-poster?
>>726238240
Well my coffee bean are eight o' clock so I guess.
>>726238175
You just don't know to value it. Plus I may be a shitposter, but I still have my values and morals!
>>726236391
>>726238175
>>726238237
http://bit.
ly/2ip7fzF
>>726238237
Took me a little bit, but yeah. Fortunately.
>>726238359
i dont really know coffee brands since I don't drink it
have you tried ice cream floats with pepsi? :o
>>726237886
Cute photo of Mai ;')
賢狼ホロはブラブラぶらぶらどろどろヒヒをかかぬ!
>>726236502
hihi! I made myself breakfast
>>726237886
I am willing to bet there's a version of that picture where she's not holding a Pepsi bottle...
>>726238371
Hence you'll never work for central intelligence. Pleb.
>>726238434
Yea I ain't be clicking that.
>>726238359
Have you tried not ruining your coffee? What's wrong with how it tastes pure?
>>726238970
>>726239020
Who knows, who knows...
>>726239048
That's at least better than what I expected.
>>726238707
Isn't that quite late for breakfast now?
>>726238546
No, I don't usually put Pepsi in everything I drink.
>>726239020
I have drank pure black coffee since I was 9 years old give me a break.
>>726238293
There's not really any other Rem posters.
And yes. Don't ever think I told you I was in Texas.
>>726239232
but that's something it would make sense in -_-
what else do you drink?
>>726239098
It's okay Ai you can be my maid
>>726239324
Ah i see
You wouldn't even need to, I just know stuff
I like Coke more than Pepsi
>>726239445
Now how are you gonna ever afford me as a maid
>>726239530
most normal people do
>>726239572
who says you'd be paid?
>>726239396
I have trouble sleeping If I don't drink chocolate milk before bed.
>>726239195
Yes, but it's my first meal of the day
>>726239663
The government's laws
>>726239790
Oh Ai, they wouldn't know either
>>726239777
Fair enough. Are you going to record anything today?
>>726239766
I used to eat ramen and chocolate milk every day with my sister, good times
do you use the powder or syrup? :o
>>726239872
morning
>>726239934
as soon as I'm done munching on my salad
>>726239956
What's your favorite flavor of ramen :o
>>726239582
My dad prefers Pepsi.
>>726239904
Stay away you creep
>>726240198
I'll see you soon
>>726240032
How long do you usually play in a day?
>>726239956
>do you use the powder or syrup? :o
I don't know you'll have to ask my mom :o
>>726240310
Good thing you have no idea where I am
>>726240136
I grew up with shrimp, but I like chicken now
your dad is weird -_-
>>726240318
put her on the computer :o
I used to put the powder in chocolate cereal with chocolate milk, that was good stuff
>>726240418
I soon will
>>726239480
Stalking my posts are you?
>>726239956
>ramen and chocolate milk
That sounds... slightly disgusting.
Please don't say you added spice mix to it too...
>>726240425
I like creamy chicken :o
With a bit of hot sauce and an egg, its some good shit.
:o
>>726239530
>>726240672
>>726240648
I don't put the chocolate milk in the ramen -_-
I added hot sauce and queso fresco to my ramen
>>726240672
I've never seen creamy chicken, just regular and roast chicken :o
>>726240489
How :o
>>726240583
Nah, I'm an oracle
>>726240809
:o
>>726240824
I think its a different brand of Ramen.
Roast chicken is also good.
>>726240824
Oh.. then it's cool.
I imagined you literally dropping hot ramen in a bowl of chocolate milk or some shit...
Is discord dead for anyone here as well?
Julia
claimed
>>726241019
I just eat this cheap ramen, or sometimes the bag :o
>>726241348
its dead for tomoyoyoyo
>>726241019
>>726240824
Cutes
>>726241411
Alright, thanks
>mfw me and Tomoyoyo's ERP session got interrupted
>>726241531
watch yourself -_-
>>726241429
did you look in the mirror? :o
>>726241411
Then shrimp cup is good :o
>>726241429
Thank you
You're waifu is cute too
>yuiposter
>>726241531
Everyone offline, guess it ded
>>726241938
they posted on twitter, technical difficulties or something
>>726241900
do you like the beef? :o
Discord works for me :o
Discord is back up and running for me again
>>726242159
Not so much
Chili is good though
Discord is for faggots.
>>726242511
I don't like spicy food that much :x
>>726242552
what's your discord?
>>726242552
That's why I use it
>>726242616
I do :o
>>726237886
Do you remember Pepsi Kona?
>>726240313
Between 1 to 5 hours
very random trance-like doodle
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wuNnxhVRSy
I love Kumiko!
>>726242552
discord is comfy
Honestly... Coke vs Pepsi is weird for me. When I get Pepsi, I tend to drink a lot more of it, because it tastes weaker and less fizzy. Coke lasts longer and goes flat though. I prefer the taste of Coke though.
>>726242616
I forgot :o
>>726242703
Welche Yui warst du gleich nochmal?
>>726243362
That's a positive thing most circle jerks have in common.
>>726243362
I wish we were friends
>>726243034
TIME TRAVELERS STOLE MY IDEA
>>726243430
Nur ich
>>726243362
Kumiko
>>726243430
Only 2 servers I'm in are with people I know irl and a music discord. Not a whole lot of circle jerking going around in the parts that I talk in.
>>726243629
I wish we were friends too, anon.
>>726243740
Das passt :o
Wie geht's?
>>726244186
Oh, that sounds fun and comfy. It's the waifu-discord that are homoerotic af. Don't go there.
>>726244425
Which one
>>726242161
A U T I S M
>>726244166
cocona
>>726244425
I can't tell if you're trying to use reverse psychology with me, but I think it might inadvertently work.
>>726244425
>>726244672
>corrupted on the first day
shiro's at it again
>>726244607
All of them.
>>726244672
Unlike Konata I am a very honest and trustworthy person, and I'm telling you it's gay af!
>>726244800
Hush, I'm trying to help.
>>726244425
Ah. Ok
Nicht toll, nicht slecht
>>726244611
I H A V E
>>726244949
wem willst du helfen? du machst gerade nur werbung für eine von zwei sachen die noch schlimmer sind als /waifu/
>>726243358
1h-5h every day? That's a good amount of practice.
This one's really not your best one tbh.
>>726244672
Cockona
>>726244949
But I'm in one and it's not homoerotic :thinking:
>>726245136
>not homoerotic
Which one?
>>726245025
Haja des isch scho ma als net schlecht, ge?
>>726245029
Discord und Islam? Aber ich mach keine Werbung, ich halt ihn fern!
>>726245136
Maybe they deceived you and lead you to a hidden third one that's all bots and you.
>>726244949
Might be right up my alley. I'll have to take a look for myself at some point. Thanks for the advice.
>>726245136
Cumiko
>>726245362
Why do people never listen when I actually try to help them.
>>726245217
Karen's discord
>>726245284
>hidden third one
But aren't there like 5
>>726245362
Papicunt
>>726245571
-1 punkt für shiro
jetzt bist du schon bei -65 (60 davon sind dein MLP fetisch)
>>726245598
The most degenerate ones for only 3 to 5 people don't even count.
>>726245680
Das klingt fair. Was waren die andern 4?
>>726245680
>MLP fetisch
I don't speak german but that can't be good
>>726245284
Hier gehst du wieder mit dem dialekt.
:o
That poop spam turned me on........
hey. girl. are you here?
>>726245823
die anderen 4 waren mitleid mit chara
>>726245892
>i don't speak german
i will translate it for you
>MLP fetisch
=MLP fetish
hope i could help
>>726245040
And indeed it's really not the best thing I've posted here, it's just a doodle after all. It's just me playing whatever. They are by no means all meant to be full-fledged pieces
La valse d'Azure
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qa1s0xLJTo
>>726245598
Not on that one, the one I'm on is pretty meh,
>>726245823
A small discord server actually sounds slightly comfy compared to the ~75 people shitfest I'm in.
>>726245984
Neat, welcome back.
>>726245984
Oh? Why?
>>726245892
Fetisch is German for Hatred. One of the so called 'false friends'.
>>726245942
I'm just trying to teach you authentic speech patterns, I'm here to help!
>>726245984
Kys. Seriously.
>>726246056
Da hätte ich 6 verdient.
Gibt es eigentlicha auch Pluspunkte?
>>726246134
You're probably right with that, but that would make it a comfy server among friends and not a general waifu server no more.
>>726243734
Same. My parents had coffee mugs so stained with it coffee. Helped me invent it
>>726245571
because I like to bully
>>726245598
Paprika
>>726246293
hey! what did i tell you!? >%[
>>726246134
H-how was your coffee break?
>>726246247
I... I d-don't know! I don't knooooow!
>>726246293
S-sh-shut up!
>>726246293
:o well I hardly know what you are saying, I have to say it out loud and then geuss what it means.
>>726245984
>>726245823
Which 2 are you referring to? There's at least Cirno's, Megumin's (although that one got deleted a day or two ago), and Karen's. I'm pretty sure there are more, but I don't know who the owners are.
>>726246359
Flapika
>>726246293
>Gibt es eigentlicha auch Pluspunkte?
dafür müsstest du was gutes für das thread tun
die besten sind wohl derzeit die die nichts machen, die sammeln wenigstens keine minuspunkte
>>726246552
hi little girl ^^
>>726241015
Stalker
>>726246359
Maybe I like you :o
>>726246438
But he has a scat fetish! He really should.
>>726246516
You know it would be for the best.
>>726246548
What was your guess for that last one?
>>726246564
Well I've only ever been to one and I'm not sure which it was, but they are probably all the same anyway.
>>726246581
Gibt es Punkte wenn ich jemanden rausmobbe? Oder x Monate keine schwulen Kommentare mache?
>>726246516
It's okay it's probably just butt stuff.
>>726246134
Which one are you in
>>726246516
Pretty good, it's coffee break break now.
>>726246293
You're right. I guess waifu servers might just not be the thing for me.
>>726246924
The Cirno one.
>>726246886
da wir hier auf ner persönlichkeitskult-basis arbeiten sind pluspunkte für dich keine option
>>726246886
well... people like different things! 8\
>>726246818
How are you doing?
>>726247039
Taiga a klutz
>>726246886
"Naja, das ist schon, mals nicht slecht, ja?"
>>726246099
Yeah, I know, but even when compared to your other doodles.
This piece is really good though. How long did it take to finish this?
>>726246516
Ready to post your drawings yet?
>>726246564
Something-iko
>>726246886
Maybe I like you too :oo
>>726246886
I don't want to, I love myself too much!
>>726246905
S-so much poop out of a little 70lb Japanese girl!!
>>726247039
Don't drink when you have cancer, okay?
>>726247177
I'm flustered!
>>726247356
Not really, I'm not even home yet lol
>>726247118
Na dann brauch ich mir ja keinen Stress machen. Negativ ist negativ, die Zahl ist egal.
Hab ich dir mal von meinem Snuff Fetisch erzählt?
>>726247125
Yea, some like what I like and others are wrong.
>>726247272
That's... surprisingly accurate. Good job!
I guess I can just keep talking German then, since you understand it so well.
>>726247421
*blushes*
>>726247439
What's there to love?
>>726247439
So how are you?
>>726246886
I don't want to be the "lol get discord xd it's the best" guy but I don't think it's fair to judge them all the same based on one. Just stick whatever works for you tbh, it doesn't really matter in the end. Are you still in the telegram?
>>726247039
Dank. I'm in that one too.
>>726247177
Meanie, you never even spoke to us on discord, makes me sad.
>>726247439
A coffee break break, means it's no more coffee. Everything will be alright!
And when you get cancer, why even bother stopping?
>>726247439
Pls go home asap and post them. Both your old and new works.
>>726247516
so full of yourself!
>>726246293
Aren't we all friends on /waifu/ :o
>>726247610
I spoke to Ai once, maybe another time
>>726247439
why are you flustered desu
>>726247721
no
>>726247610
>"us"
It's true
Just do it, please