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How many of you will be playing the down-syndrome simulator

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How many of you will be playing the down-syndrome simulator later today?
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>>726211833
I think i'll cancel the preorder
Despite I'm a me fan, the game looks like garbage
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>>726211833
I hav tthe real thinf so fuck u. its not ffunnr
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>>726211833
Is it weird I think she's kinda cute?
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>>726213364
thats probably because you haven't seen anyone with two X chromosomes this year
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>>726213364
No, i like her too. She's kinda weird looking in a good way.
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>>726212558
You are a retard LOL. The game looks beautiful. It's just the faces that look fucking retarded
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>>726213364
She is, but that's only because of the RL Model she's based on.

I cancelled my preorder. Had the Super Deluxe Edition, played it on EA Access and it is shit. This game is not Mass Effect. I don't know what it is.
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>>726213548
And the animations
And the dialogs
And the glitches
And the combat
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>>726211833
Played the free trial thru EA access and already canceled my pre order and got refund. It's a shitty ME3 clone. Can't get invested in generic story where everyone looks and moves like a retard. Multiplayer was best part but it was just what ME3 had all over again. Maybe I'll pick it up on sale in a few weeks if there's nothing else to play.
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>>726213589
Another retard
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>>726213660
Yeahhhhh ok have fun edgelord
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>>726213364
i'd let her go downs on me
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They put a street shitting pajeet in charge of their company and now they are all shocked that he took a poo in their main franchise.

This is what happens when you fall for the "diversity" scam.
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>>726213589
Same. It was like a bad ME fanfic made in the ME 2 or 3 "engine". Felt really rushed and dated.
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>>726213666
Hey, don't let us ruin the fun for you. There's lots of reviews out there that say the same. GameSpot: 6/10. Don't take their word for it either. Spend your money how you like no one cares.

I'm pretty sure you're an employee trying to shill your game though.
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>>726213660
that's GOTY material right there.
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>>726213663
>me3 clone
Clearly has not played the game
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>>726213705
Mah nigga.

That being said, I refuse to touch Origin, I refuse to buy this game. Mass Effect died with Shep at the end of 3.

Bioware should know better than to entrust such a great series name to a bunch of untested rookies in the name of "Diversity" wish these companies would learn pandering to SJW's doesn't fucking sell.
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>>726213886
Youre saying its shit just because it isn't like the other 3 games even though they stated that 1000 times. What were you expecting?
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>>726213949
The way it looks and plays, not clone as in the same game you stupid shill. As in, it's the same old shit not some new game we were hoping for.
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>>726213987
Mass Effect was a nice experiment in scifi worldbuiling and ME2 and 3 never happened.
Nothing but bad dreams.
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>>726213987
>I refuse to touch Origin
same.
no Origin.
no EA.
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>>726211833

https://youtu.be/DzZWeqtm8UE
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>>726214059
I never said that at all, nice try though.

It's shit on its own. If this some other game that wasn't named Mass Effect, I still would play it ant tell you it's shit.

Keep shilling though.
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>>726214185
Yes cuz ea has shills on fucking 4chan ahahah
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I'm confused. Is this actually a vr simulator to experience what it would be like to be an special needs person?
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>>726212558
it looks like fucking shit. i thought about buying it despite never having played ME before, but these graphics and animations are just appallingly bad
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Cancelled preorder
Just cant be bothered with this one
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p-msmx9yW5Q
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>>726214137
Was looking forward to playing DA:Inquisition for a long time. Turn out it's only available on Origin. Never played it.
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>>726213548

If anyone's retard it's you.

- Broken animations
- Performance issues (This alone should be indicator for you to cancell pre-order, that is IF you were stupid enough to pre-order in the first place)
- Bad dialogues, like really bad.
- Full of bugs
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>>726214524
lol at that video. witcher 3 facial animations also look like shit
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So after the success of the ME series I guess they figured they could have one guy build the new game and no one would care. because that's what this looks like.
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>>726213548
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>>726212558
good idea. Never preorder shit
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>>726214524
At least the trailer wasn't shit, shame it's the only thing that isn't shit.
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>>726214784
Even if you think they look like shit you gotta admit they are much better than ME:A
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>>726214957
sure. not light years ahead though. MEs problem is that all faces look like potatoes, like they often do in EA games for some reason, while witcher has top notch character design
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>>726214669
- if you talking about the face animations, yes. Everything else is fine
- I haven't experienced any performance issues. Name one game that runs perfect on every single machine
-Dialogue is good you are autistic
-Again name one game that doesn't have any bugs, and guess what? THEY CAN PATCH THE GAME lmao kys
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I could handle the kinda bland Fallout 4 animations but holy shit....
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too late for me i already got it on Digital download fuck and since it got a 7.7 i really don't wanna play
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>>726215324
At least Witcher animated mouths in a semi-human way. Even if the animations were stiff sometimes, they never felt blatantly out of place like some of the shit fro MEA
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whole thing is underwhelming a fuck
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>>726215467
Just like your existence
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>>726215601
no u
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>>726215429
true
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>>726211833
ITT poorfags cry about spending 98$
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>>726214328
Hitler killed the retarded. In the ME universe, they send them to a different galaxy.
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>>726212558
Never pre order again

Preorders are a way for a bad developer to lock away money from refunds or repercussions of making a bad game
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>>726215740
>spending almost a 100 bucks=poor fag
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>>726215327
>shilling this hard
OH NO!
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>>726214137
holy shit 4chan is the most refreshing site ever. I used to use reddit where those faggots actually like Origin
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>>726215740
wait but the game is 69 dollars. where are you getting the other 18?
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>>726215979
special edition
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>>726214116
My biggest complaint about 2 and 3 was the switch to the unreal engine and how it's combat became gears of war. I still loved the stories and the characters but fuck...Why did we have to dumb down our universe? So those fuckboys buy a few copies?
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>>726212558
never preorder, even if its literally the best game ever
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>>726215934
>thinking $100 is a lot.
Poorfag
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>>726216102
wait you actually pay for games
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>>726215934
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>>726216102
its just a waste of money faggot its called valuing money that you earned
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>>726214870
>>726215853
>>726216078
fuck off. cdprojekt, amplitude, and larian studios are all instant preorder material.
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>>726216265
poorfag plays pirated games
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ITT: People pretend to be rich fags when everyone is a poor fag
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>>726214184
THAT BLUE CUNT IS VOICED BY NATALIE DORMER FOR FUCKS SAKE
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Skyrim is completely full of bugs (even more so at launch), has poor animations, and really shit voice acting. It's considered one of the greatest games of all time and it still holds up today as one of the most popular games.
I never played ME as a face animation simulator, because that would be retarded. I've never played any game for the animations. ME is huge and has depth, that's why I'm excited to play it.
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>>726216468
some of aren't niggers
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>>726216618
Finally a person who isn't retarded
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The models and animations are probably janky to leave space for a bigger and richer game world.

That being said even 2013 GTA peds look better.
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>>726216666
Finally some quads
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>>726216666
satan speaks the truth
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>buying games
>or any media
>ever
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>>726216618
Skyrim never shat on any of the previous games, it acknowledge their existance and diesnt pull dum shit like "we are 1000000 years in the future in a totally different galaxy so we dont have to worry about making different games for each different ending people might hace chosen "
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>>726216618
Skyrim was garbage watered down shit for people who don't actually like videogames
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>>726216971
This. Oblivion was better.
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>>726216666
Hail. Will these quads be strong enough to derailed the hate train?
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>>726216618
Excited for what? That all different clases can use everything and the only different shit is how they are named?
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>>726217014
Oblivion was also garbage, it paved the way for all the oversimplification in skyrim
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>>726217017
nah. Skyrim was shit. Oblivion was way better,

>>726216666
I respect the quads though.
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Is it me or does a 2008 model look better? Except that brown fad.
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The real losers are the ones who pay full price for a sub par product and justify their decision.
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>>726217202
I paid full price and can cancel it. I wont though. I'm just a gambling man with expendable income.
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>>726216362

>shit's available for free
>pays for it anyway

sounds like a fucking retard to me
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is there any reason why all the footage shown has the female version of the main character? or is this another shitstain in gamingindustry where you only can play as a cunt
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>>726217389
same here idk why all these losers cry about a game there will never be a perfect bugless game
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>>726217575
because hes not a nigger
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>>726213705
is that bitch at the back trying hard not to laugh?
"pfft look at that idiot's face"
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>>726217575
likes free
sounds like a nigger to me
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>>726216618
>Skyrim
>released in 2011

retard
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>>726211833
We're already on /b, how much more retarded can something be?
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>>726218189
IKR XDDD
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>>726218106
>still holds up today as one of the most popular games
Your argument seems to reflect the problem with the majority of people bashing ME. They aren't looking at the big picture, they just fixate on one little portion.
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>>726218832
>it's popular so it must be good!

Notice how popularity is the one and only "positive" trait you can think of for these shitheaps

You kniw what else rwally caught on? Bird flu.
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>>726218973
This thread is full of so many assumptions and straw man fallacies that it's pointless to even respond to them all.
Ya'll enjoy yer circle jerk now!
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>>726214317
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Looks like they went with a stylized approach a la OW because they thought it'd appeal to the lowest common denominator and sell well.
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Negus
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>>726213987
they will probably get their money back and then some. even if its sjw bullshit
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