Waifu thread
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The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Insult Dio
Still here
>claiming Taiga
Best claimed.
>>726210168
I SAID, I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT TOO HARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Claiming best girl
>>726210247
Sorry.
Claiming! Also gonna head to sleep now. Goodnight anons
>>726210360
Good night
Hi all~
My own OC waifu~
>>726210428
Hai Mukuro
going to try and sleep again. possibly bbs.
>>726210247
In that time you could have learnt and mastered two additional languages.
>>726210815
I did the math, it's nearly 2 years of my life
>>726210601
How are you Saya?
>>726210815
Hey Shiro!
>>726210877
2 years of your best time down the drain. Both physically and mentally it's only downhill from here on.
>>726211058
Sup gopnik.
>>726210877
Would've wasted it on something else if not on that.
>>726211058
I'm good. Got some stuff done. Now a bit bored. How's you?
>>726211203
How are things going with my favorite country neighbour?
>>726211262
Not much, I've woken up a few hours ago and that's about it
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqNE7dq5CBE
>>726211444
checked cat
>>726211367
Oh, so you're back to the weed nation?
I'm doing pretty good, maybe a bit bored. How are you?
>>726211444
Nice trips.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p536c_OjjrU
>>726211582
I've been back for over a week now. I'm bored as well though, everybody I usually hang out with is gone.
>>726211774
That's why 2d is so much better than 3d.
2d never betrays you, 2d never lies and 2d never leaves you behind. Friends and family are just passing occurrences, but /waifu/ is forever.
>>726212383
That.... is a bit grimm. Anyways, I think I should start looking for more people to do things with
>>726212632
More people who will leave you...
What would you even wanna do?
>>726212747
I dunno, find people with similar interests?
How about you? Do you want to do something?
>>726212632
They're giving you horrible advice. Joking aside, the social problems they think will always be prominent is self-inflicted. Look for people who will be there for you, people who you can connect to and not put a fascade to avoid on stepping any toes, people who matter and can change your life significantly. Get out of here while you can.
>>726212894
Interests such as?
I want to reclaim the holy land, and if that's not possible I might just read a bit after lunch.
>>726213005
Shut up faggot, I'm the nicest person ever.
I think I found the reason for why everything electric in my apartment has experiences power surges, and why everything keeps fucking shocking me.
Lamp in the bathroom started acting up a couple days ago, opened it up.
They have used scotch tape as isolation, scotch taped the light bulb to the fucking top of the lamp, a terrible stench of electric burns now fills my entire apartment. Neat!
Weooww
>>726213644
Well you know, the basic stuff. Sports, gaming, movies, reading and stuff like that
>>726213938
Maybe it's a trap laid by Mike Pence to gradually mirco-shock the gay out of you and your pears.
>>726214012
Sports should be easy if you join some club. What are you playing?
im so sleepy
>only here for 30 minutes
>>726213938
But what if that isn't the reason?
>>726214067
Kek
>>726214129
Hai Louise
>>726214172
Heya! It's been a few days, been busy~
How are you?
>>726214067
That does have the chance of getting me into gay shock play as well though, never know.
I don't even. I've found some weird shit that's been done in this apartment before, but this is easily the most fucked up one.
WHO USES SCOTCH TAPE AS ISOLATION?!
>>726214129
Morning Louise.
カラミチーマス
>>726214228
Tired and a bit bored. How's you?
>>726214240
Hello! How are you?
>>726214300
Very sleepy
Been trying pretty hard for the last few days, big test coming up
Hey everyone. Lotta familiar faces round here
>>726214365
Oh, how you think it'll go?
food review
>>726214444
Koume quads to start the day..... Looking good
>>726214240
If you're shocked twice, do you turn back to gay? Is it like a switch that can be flipped all the time?
>isolation
Are you sure that's even the reason? Someone who uses tape for isolation might have fucked up some more in places you can't see.
>>726214444
>witnessed
Quads proof everlasting cuteness!
>>726214067
Sports wise? Just soccer with friends and running
>>726214365
Not too bad, just slightly, annoyed as my bathroom lamp is a mess, and I got to shower in the dark.
Good luck on those tests.
>>726214444
>quad 4s!
Hoi
>>726214511
If being shocked twice turns me back to gay, I'm going back and forth at least a few times a day.
>>726214678
>showering in the dark
That sounds like kinda a bummer, to be honest
>>726214476
Eat this, liberal!
IF DUBS YOU ALL HAVE TO TELL THE THREAD ONE EMBARRASSING THING ABOUT YOURSELF!
>>726214825
Post your art!
>>726214924
i don't wannaaa
>>726214825
Dubs give art!
>>726214542
You could join some soccer club for regular social interaction and meeting some like-minded people to hang out and watch movies with. But they'll probably be all normies...
>>726214678
Are you experiences strange mood swings lately?
>>726214876
Nice singles. Now you must post something embarrassing.
>>726214968
But you have to!
>>726214876
S-s-stop, I cant.
Good night everyone
>>726215094
Nights Louise, sleep well.
>>726215053
My dubs command you to though.
>>726214978
No!
>>726215011
I stutter when I say my name irl.
>>726215050
I will only draw one picture from Tomoko, you can see that.
>>726215053
Ah okya~
>>726215094
>hugs you tight
Sweet dreams ^^
>>726215053
>>726215218
Okay, but my singles are totally worth dubs.
>>726215222
>trips confirm
That's... that's sad. Is it one of these complicated black names like DeShaquinaya?
>>726215222
No, show me something else.
What do you usually draw?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pToNdH3GOjQ
>>726215290
I have an Italian name (even though im not italian)
>>726215291
I usually draw you.
>don't think i have anything on this hdd
>>726215545
Lies. What do you actually draw? Sonic fanart?
>>726215602
I draw you~
>>726215218
>>726215290
As attractive as people say i am. I have no idea how to initiate conversation with females. And pick up signals like a blind flag reader. And am currently attempting to just D.E.N.N.I.S myself and my ex that cheated on me while I was in another country. Sooooooo that's pretty much my life. How's that shiro?
>>726215649
Show me then.
>>726215545
Do you stutter already with just the first name or is it only when you say all your names?
>>726215668
>having an ex
Fucking normie... Who's dennis?
>>726215603
>>726215754
No way!
>>726215757
Both my first and last names, yes. I don't know why it happens...
Any tips on how to get better?
>>726215757
The D.E.N.N.I.S system. Oh trust me when I tell you it's much more complicated then just "an ex" it's fucked.
>>726215878
You promised though.
>>726215878
It has probably more to do with your social anxiety than the name itself. Could you say it clearly right now while alone?
>>726215882
That seems to be a foolproof system. I shall try it out once.
But you ever actually had one, so I easily out-autism you there. Check, mate.
>>726216005
People here tend to lie a lot. Especially Konata, he's a lying, scheming taco.
>>726210149
Fuck me, who's this cutie?
>>726216115
Definitely. But she was the one that made every move first before we started just bring FwB thus starting her down the path of crazy. However you have me beat
>>726216005
Lol no I didn't~
>>726216115
Oh yeah I can but the moment someone walks into the room I lose my voice.
>>726216276
Chocolate Ice cream
>>726216276
>>726215199
7/10
>>726215218
9/10
>>726215222
0/10
>>726215523
4/10
>>726215603
10/10
>>726215668
0
>>726215808
8/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOrx4gWoo0E
>>726216248
Lucky bastard... first that waifu and then a crazy chick with social anxiety out-canceling skills. I envy you.
>>726216310
It's all in your head, your brain is working against you. Fight back by drinking to loosen that tongue of yours.
>>726216440
>9/10
neat
>>726216384
I'm hungry
>>726216440
:)
>>726216506
I'm empty.
>>726216506
Looks tasty. Mind if I join mugi
Bye Saya-chan, I'll show you something later today.
>>726216440
>0/10
Can't blame you, but I love her.
>>726216494
I can't drink because of my job ;~;
Oh I have to head out now, good bye~
>>726216115
Yeah, I've noticed.
>>726216310
You did. If you actually had been drawing for a long time you'd have no problem showing some of your works. Perhaps you're just full of shit.
Hi
>>726216440
Your ratings mean nothing. Nothing!
>>726216782
Your rating is a fucking zero faggot, stfu.
>>726216671
I can has too.
>>726216625
That's not good
>>726216671
Don't mind at all
>>726216693
Most people drink because of their job, so I don't get what you're trying to say. Good bye though.
>>726216710
And now he fled from his responsibilities... don't trust people. Trust waifus.
>>726216767
Sup. Which one of them Megumins are you? The seasonal or the weird one?
>>726216440
>tfw no (You)
>>726216879
I guess not.
>>726216885
>The weird one
I'm not that weird am I? ;_;
>>726216958
Eldrich horror/10
>>726216958
10/10
>>726217007
Then you're seasonal scum, even worse :o
>>726216782
Ow come on, he's just jealous. You have a great waifu
>>726216693
>>726216885
That is weird. My job encourages drinking while trying to tell us that it's bad.
>>726216840
People not posting waifus have 0 day here. I'm sorry the waifu scared you once and you cried. Or maybe it's something else
>>726217068
No :( I've claimed megu since the beginning of 2016...
>>726217076
Are you a cop?
>>726217117
Weird.
>>726217076
I don't have access to my 1500 images of Megumin right now since my computer killed itself.
>>726216987
You gotta fix that
>>726216850
Idk maybe if you wear it as a hat. >>726217070
We all do. Great eyes. How are you doing today Anon?
>>726217174
Close, world police
>>726217076
I'll give you a 6 now since she's wearing an SS cap.
Thread, should I do some real life socializing?
Go out to eat with a friend, maybe a couple of beers.
>mfw I need to shave and shower with a flashlight
>>726217298
Thanks shiro ;)
>>726217258
I'm fine, just enjoying my free day. How about you?
>>726217193
Probably. The medicine burns.
>>726217324
That sounds better than posting on an anonymous chinese weave basket and anime forum all day/night.
>>726217360
It's megumin ya dip.
>>726217423
Posting here is both comfy, and free.
>>726217324
A flashlight? Where the hell are you? Ukraine? Anyways, go for it comrade!
>>726217361
I have to attend 2 funerals. But that's a rather easy day. Also need a haircut. Feel sick despite not drinking heavily this weekend
>>726217348
Oh youu. Too cute
>>726217452
But Shiro was the one that made the photo. Like I said, you have zero credibility here.
>>726217492
>He posts on a Taiwanese cotton picking website.
Haha, loser.
>>726217571
South Korean sweat shop forum
>>726217562
Uuuh... Okay new fag.
>>726217383
What kind of medicine
>>726217258
Can you guys please stop targeting me?
>>726217059
>
>>726216885
Waifus can always be trusted.
>>726217681
Whiskey.
>>726217324
>real life socializing?
Is that something edible? Some exotic food perhaps?
>>726217676
Hey, I've been here a week buddy.
>>726217714
The top of her head probably smells like a dream
>>726217923
Whoa dude, I am so sorry, I didn't know you have been here for AN ENTIRE WEEK...
>>726217562
Ow... I'm sorry for you. But getting a haircut isn't that bad, right?
>>726217811
Yeah you should try to stop drinking whiskey
>>726218051
Well I don't know either of the people. I sometimes attend about...3-5 a week. Part of the job. (And no I'm not a funeral director) it can be.
>>726218013
Yea you probably have heard of me. I'm kind of a big deal. Definitely raising my hacker points here
>>726218127
Whiskey's the medicine, feeling better already.
>>726218171
I bet you're the hacker known as 4chan, aren't you? I'm calling the internet police right now, be scared kid.
>>726217545
Lamp started smelling funny and stopped working, the scotch isolation tape seemed to not be doing it's job too well anymore.
>>726217845
I heard the word eating, so I believe it is.
>>726218127
Lovely pout
>>726217811
You sound rather composed about it. More of a catch in the road rather then something you can't handle. Just enjoy yourself. But no reason to go overboard.
>>726218240
Well I guess it's ok, as long as you aren't an alcoholic
>>726218171
That... is a bit depressing to be honest.
>>726218259
Tape... on a lamp.... wut? Even in the USSR things weren't that bad
>>726218365
Enough to get some dopamine going. Enjoying the taste.
>>726218427
It's not a problem, yet. How are you?
anyone post Moon yet?
>>726218457
Yea it kinda sucks.
>>726218551
Once you've got the taste for it. It's quite good. What are you drinking? But your wording leads me to think that this is new your....21-24 kinda just bummed about something. Not like a "my life is in shambles and I can let no one love me" type thing. Or maybe I'm wrong. Just guessing
>>726218551
>>726218591
I slept 3 hours last night but I feel great. How about you?
>>726218259
I don't know, sounds kinda poisonous..
>>726218811
First some Japanese whiskey, now some Irish. I can't let anybody love me but my life's not in shambles.
>>726218856
3 hours isn't so bad, hopefully the greatness continues. I'm physically fine.
>>726218984
I do know this thing we call beer exists out there somewhere, might be getting that as well, should work as a remedy for the poison.
Darkness shave and shower successful(?)
Only "mirror" with proper light is my microwave door...
>>726219150
I'm imagining some dude shaving in the dark, lights come on, bam, no face anymore, just a skeleton. Happy Hallow'een.
>>726219032
It's a bit offset by my hunger, but I eat in about an hour and a half, so it's fine.
That's good to hear. What about mentally
>>726219260
Doesn't sound to bad.
>>726219260
Everything went better than expected, I still have most of my blood and face.
>>726219315
Food tastes so good when you're starving. Broccoli is like ambrosia when I haven't eaten all day.
Mentally I'm a mess, but a little booze helps.
>>726219374
Rip hair though.
>>726219150
Complete darkness is better than a light blinking at random though.
>>726219559
Food also tastes better if it's something you haven't had in a while, at least for me.
I'm not going to ask what's up mentally, but I think it's safe to say most of us here are a bit goofed in the head.
>>726219746
>I think it's safe to say most of us here are a bit goofed in the head.
No denying that..
>>726219746
Yeah, I tend to crave something really bad, then binge eat it, get bored of it, repeat.
That is comforting fact, barely, one that I often overlook.
>>726219612
Wasn't complete blackness, I halfassedly held a flashlight in my other hand while waving the razor around.
My people disguise is complete, I can blend no problems now.
>>726220063
Be careful, I heard the world outside is a dangerous place.
roma invicta
>>726220222
Let's go out into the middle of nowhere, then you kill me, then I'm dead, yeah? Plans.
>>726220222
Chucked
Hai Mado.
>>726220222
Nice stabby trip.
>>726219032
Mixing I see. At least its all whiskey. I've not mixed alot of different brands for quite some time now.
>>726220362
S'all ethanol to make me feel less anxious about all the nothing I usually worry about. It was rainy today, I like rain.
>>726220136
I'm really good at pretending to be normal, I'll be fine, I hope.
I'm off, back later.
>>726220325
Sure if you pay for my travel.
>>726220342
hey saya, good morning.
>>726220362
Thanks.
>>726220572
"It was rainy today. I like rain." Poetic
>>726220576
Good night tiger
>>726220712
Morning. Just woke up?
>>726220819
Yump, Trying to wake up basically.
tfw you almost accidentally post nudes
>>726220776
I try. I don't, actually.
What do you 'like'?
>>726220949
Give me a second. I'll answer you in the next thread
>>726220916
Get some coffee. Helps you wake up and avoid those sort of mistakes.