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God fucking damn I wish I could fucking hug a girl before

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God fucking damn I wish I could fucking hug a girl before I fucking die
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>>726209932
Don't worry too much about it.

Women are shit.

You're better off spending that money on pizza and beer.
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I know the feeling OP
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>>726209932
Go give your momma a call. You both deserve it.
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>>726209932
hookers
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>>726210052
>>726210078
Both of these statements are true
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>>726209932
Hug? Fucking "hug"?
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>>726210233
checked
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>>726209932
You will do.
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>>726209932
Amsterdam red light district, they'll hug you long time for 50 euro
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There's your problem, you keep wishing for shit instead of working for them.
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Anon, this is a true story. 4 years ago I was on this site in a similar thread. Some anon said if you truly want a girl, as in, you want it *enough*, then you will get one. I thought about that for a while and decided to go out and get myself a girlfriend. I ate better, exercised a bit (still lazy af) and 3 weeks after that thread, I started dating this girl. We're still together after 4 years. Don't give up, m8. Set your mind to it if getting the girl is something you truly want. Do not make excuses. Time is short.
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>>726209932
>rent or buy a bear costume
>make sign that says 'free bear hugs'
>go to busy public place
>get hundreds of hugs per hour (tho you will get some dudes too)
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>>726210634
this works great, even if you're a fat guy (maybe even better because bears aren't skinny little faggets) or super ugly because bear suit will hide your face (and tears).
bonus if you do this just after school times for the QT school girls
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>>726210255
Yes. Not all of us live in some fantasy land where you get to feel like a normal fucking human being and actually touch the opposite sex. Some of us are cursed to be fucking alone and feel like fucking subhuman shit because girls literally won't even let us hug them.
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sauce/moar on op?
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>>726210822
I know that feel mane, my first hug from a girl that wasnt in my family was my senior year of high school. Luckily the people I hung out with had lots of female friends who would hang out with us too, and they actually liked me as a person; otherwise I never would have hugged a girl. I even managed to get a date to prom after that, prom sucked ass, but still.
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>>726209932
Try brushing your teeth and taking a shower
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>>726210052
Not taking advice from a loser
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>>726209932
ever heard of hookers?
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>>726209932
How old are you?
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>>726211814
26
>>726211735
you really think i never tried thought? i shower every single time before i leave the house, same with brushing my teeth
>>726211695
>hugged a girl while still in hs
lol no you don't know that feel
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>>726212140
>you really think i never tried thought? i shower every single time before i leave the house, same with brushing my teeth
Then you need to wear appropriate clothing and do something about your acne
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>>726212237
i have no fucking acne
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>>726212346
shave, haircut and smile more.
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haha fags ive hugged lots of girls and my qt gf hugs me every day
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>>726209932
<-- here's your fucking hug, OP
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>>726212346
oh dear...
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>>726212630
What?
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>>726212468
And diet and exercise
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>>726209932
If it makes you feel better OP I just got back from spending a couple days at my girlfriends fucking like god damn animals
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You're better off to be honest.
The need for physical contact is real, but as long as there are hookers available this need can be sated.

Women are crazy! They will start off all cute, cuddly and nice, but eventyally they will turn into a soul-sucking succubus that will drain away your will to live until nothing remains but the mere shell of a man.
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>>726212768
They will also spend all your money.
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>>726209932
Keep looking for what you want to find...you can acomplish it. GL OP
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>>726210634
pedobear costume is fine right?
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>>726212346
If this is for reals
Are you ultra shy, OP? Do you at least talk to and can you relate to other dudes?

I can chat more with girls than I do with dudes. Im not into sports/cars/stereotypical man shit.

You aren't gross looking. And unless you have a medical condition that makes you stink regardless of what you do, there's no reason SOMEONE wouldn't feel comfortable around you.

Unless you have a weirdo vibe, and you talk to yourself,or some weirdo autistic thing like that.
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>>726213251
I can talk to some dudes, coworkers.

No I don't stink

I don't fucking know. It's so fucking depressing
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>>726212140
>before i leave the house,
do you ever leave the house?
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>>726209932
Hopefully you'll die before any girl lets you near her. It'll save the gene pool from the burden of your weak genetic material. I sometimes pity you and people like you, but then I'm comforted knowing you're probably going to kill yourselves rather than propagate your inferior genes.
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>>726214132
yup no worries for sure i will kill myself before there's any threat of me hugging a girl
>>726213748
ha. yes, like between 5-7 days every week for work and school
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You'll probably have to resort to hug rape. Sorry.
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it's so fucking incredibly frustrating and depressing that i'm really this fucking worthless. i can't even fucking do anything. i haven't jerked off or watched porn in months, it just depresses the fuck out of me because i will never get that. my dick doesn't even work anymore i'm pretty sure. tv makes me sad because someone always has a relationship on the show or movie. i haven't seen a new movie since 2010.

i fucking have nothing.
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>>726209932
Good friend of mine in high school was ugly, aspie, and face pockmarked from acne. After high school he started running and lifting, and soon he was hugging hot women with his penis.

So you can be an ugly aspie, just get fit.
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Jesus this place is sad. Laying next to my wife while my two perfect kids are asleep in the next room
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>>726210822
Lol

I'm going to hug every girl on my way to my cubicle this morning.
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>>726214426
Just fuckin kill yourself already. Fuck do you want? Sympathy? I literally don't give a shit.
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>>726214426
>>726212346
i can't even fucking sleep very well. i sleep like 3 hours a night, if i sleep more i feel like shit and i run the risk of having a dream with a girl in it to fucking haunt me and make me even more depressed

i'm fucking losing my mind. i've got to be getting close to the end. i can't keep fucking going like this i have to fucking die eventually. god i wish someone would just fucking put me out of my misery.
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>>726209932
I'd like have a cute girl rub her pussy and ass then rub her hands all over my face and inside my mouth
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>>726214628
honestly at this point i just want to fucking die
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>>726209932
i am a useless human being, i make no impact and i don't give a shit. i choose to live because i want VR

Hint: Find something worth living for, (if you want to live that is) If not kys.
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>>726209932
Yeah, like, having someone to netflix and chill in the evening after a whole day of being treated like shit in the deadend job I'm stuck with.

>>726210052
>Don't worry too much about it.
Shit's not working anymore.
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>>726213708
OP, sometimes it is just as simple as not having met enough people, or the right people.

Take a look at all the fucked up couples there are out there. You also shouldnt want to date every single girl you start talking to (I hope). They can somehow smell the stink of desperation.
One of the hottest relationships almost happened with this girl I decided to friendzone since I was already with a gf.

I tried being that "girlfriend" Dude, and it completely backfired on me. By actively going against all of the flirting instincts I managed to get this real hottie to fall for me somehow, so maybe that's part of the secret dude. Just do the shit that makes you have more fun. Makes you more money, more success. And the bitches will follow
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>>726212768
No. Hookers can't fill any void or sate any need, it's pathetic and misguided to think that they could, your mind knows it's not real.

>>726212752
Why the fuck would he care about sex? That's nothing compared to intimacy.

>>726210255
What's the problem?

>>726209932
Let me tell you OP, there's always hope. Also, hugs are amazing, better than sex sometimes. Every day when I get home my husband gives me a long tight hug, as if everything is alright now because I'm there, and for me it feels like everything is alright now that I'm back to him. Nothing else can compete with that feeling, with a genuine hug from genuine love. It can't be faked. When he was gone for a month those were what I missed the most, and what I thought about when I missed him. Find yourself a hug.
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>>726209932
I woke my girlfriend up at 5:30 this morning and fucked her brains out, came buckets in her. She's at work, with my sperm in her right this second. How does that make you feel? I feel fuckin great!
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>>726215025
OP is unhinged
>>726212346
>>726214426
>>726214686
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>you can only get stuff if you truly want it

kek
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>>726215281
this. normies literally can't understand the mental anguish associated with this level of pain and rejection at an extremely basal level
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>>726209932

maybe stop posting on 4chan about fucking little girls, getting boners from webms with people being beheaded, and guys wanting other guys to rate their dicks
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>>726209932
Hugging is overrated, fucking is where it's at
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>>726215344
checked

And good reply, 8/10
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>>726215344
Let me fix that statement for you.

>normies literally don't give a rats ass about the mental anguish resulting from being socially inept pieces of shit

Natural selection biatch! Fuckin kill yourselves.
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I'm 25 and hugless, kissless and everything else-less.

But I'm a neet who hasn't left the house in 4 years, and I'm severely underweight, balding and my posture is shit, so I doubt it's changing anytime soon :^)
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>>726209932

I'm assuming you're some chubby ugly dork, but even chubby ugly dorks get hugs if your standards are low enough. Get your ass up and do some exercise. Start losing some of that weight. Endorphins will do wonders for your self esteem and general well being. After that, work on your wardrobe which I'm sure currently consists of something like crocs and sweatpants. Then work on chit chatting with random people in lines. Like at a movie theater line (you said you haven't seen one in a while so fucking go) or at the grocers. Just about the weather or whatever. Before you know it you'll at least feel better about yourself. If not of that works then kill yourself.
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>>726212346
You are Brian peppers long lost son.
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>>726215716
he's
>>726212346
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>>726215172
>>726215520
See:
>>726215025


You pathetic empty pieces of shit who will never form a real emotional and fulfilling connection with anyone and ultimately die alone thinking about sex, which is overrated.
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>>726215696
man I wonder why you're so lonely if you haven't left the fucking house in that long!
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>>726212346
B8. Seen this pic posted so many times
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>>726215821
>>726215025
that's how i imagined hugs, i want one so fucking bad but i will never get one because i'm fucking ugly and worthless.

god fucking damn it
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>>726215696
Start drinking milk all day to gain weight, and shave all of your remaining hair completely off, then go join a club of some sort and get a social life.
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>>726215821
HahahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHhaHaAHAhahahahahahaha!

You're a fucking pathetic kissless virgin piece of shit bro. Fucking my girlfriend with sleep boogies in my eyes and morning breath, kissing her, and leaving a soda can's worth of spunk in her uterus was the most intimate thing you'll never EVER experience, ya fuckin sperglord. I'm pathetic? What the fuck are you talking about? That shit you just said is the very illusion you virgin cocksuckers create that prevents you from having intimacy. You put women on pedestals. You diefy them. You make them the object of your life's ambition and if you can't or aren't able to relate to a chick beyond that, you feel empty inside and want to die. You piece of fuckin shit. Yeah, fuckin kill yourselves already. You're fucking hopeless, clueless. Forest for the trees bro...forest for the trees
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>>726216008
1. Take a long, thorough shower.
2. Go get a haircut (doesn't matter if you're balding as long as it looks kept).
3. Find some kind of support group in town, preferably one you (could) belong to (alcohol, drugs, depression, etc)
4. Go to support group, introduce yourself, tell an honest story, and ask for a hug.

I guarantee someone will give you a hug. May not be a girl that offers in the group, but

1. sometimes the warmth of a hug is nice, knowing there is *someone* that cares enough to offer it,
2. guarantee a girl will be in the group, and if you don't look like a degenerate may approach you after the meeting (or on subsequent meetings).

Don't push for a hug (you'll look creepy). Just be honest and yourself (without being self deprecating) and friends (guys AND girls) will find you. It helps if you consciously talk about positive things (things you're interested in, things you like, etc) instead of negative things (complaining, things you dislike, things you regret, etc). Also, make sure to ask questions in conversation and *actually* listen.

Friends 101: you can do it, stranger.
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>>726209932
Hug a black man who has a boner. Those are the most valuable hugs
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>>726216465
Go fuck yourself, bitch
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>>726209932
standards are probably too high. just find a chick as ugly as yourself and don't talk about 4chan or anime. when i see guys on here saying they can't get a girl or women are shit it's usually because the guy is shit and doesn't realize it. improve yourself
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>>726209932
MORE OF THIS GIRL? I've tried reverse image searches and nothing
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>>726217487
You gotta dig, my man.
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>>726218108

... and a larger, fuller version of faggot OP's original post.
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>>726209932
Buy a hooker
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>>726212346
There is literally nothing wrong with your appearance
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>>726218108
i tried man but thanks
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>>726209932
Kill yourself.
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>>726209932
it's pretty awesome. me and last girlfriend hugged like lego man. felt good better than making out. she just fit right and now im fucking sad fuck you op
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>>726218418
Reminds me of patton Oswalt, tbh
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>>726213708
First of all that mindset needs to change.

If you are in fact actually 'clinically' depressed the best thing you can do is take magnesium supplements that are available at any "drug" store chain (ie Walgreens, etc).

Studies conducted well over several decades ago found that there is a magnesium deficiency present in approximately 98% of people diagnosed with chronic depression.

Naturally this info was buried in order to not usurp the various industrie$ that are dependent on people being diagnosed as "clinically depressed"

Magnesium supplements are easily available and need no prescription
They do not have side effects
They are very nominally priced
You don't get addicted to them

After you get that little issue out of the way you affirm to yourself in the mirror every day, "I am a social animal, I will not be devoured by any delusional thoughts that my mind sets against me. My will is stronger than that of a god, or any minions that might serve them (any shit like that will work, for the non believers in the audience).

You confidence sucks. Find out what you are good at and excel in that. Focus on that and that will build your confidence.

The only way things will change is if you will them to change.

The totally of existence is to fight against any force that opposes your will and desire. That's it in a nutshell.
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>>726211781
You hear this advice from seasoned players and seemingly well oriented married men lol
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>>726212346
You look nice tbh, or is it a b8
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If you have no confidence or passion it's unlikely a girl will be interested in you. That's what they respond to biologically. You have to be a bit of a swaggery cock on the outside with a soft center. Confidence suggests you can take care of them, which is what gets the bite on the line. But if you have no depth the good ones will get bored and leave. Doesn't hurt to be smart, attractive or talented either.
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>>726209932
>Step 1: get off 4chan, it's a site for degenerates
>Step 2: hard to say because I know nothing about you, but probably... change everything about yourself. You don't seem very likeable.
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Sucking a cock and taking a load of cum on your face is just as good as a hug
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>>726219069
This guy knows what's up.
Supplementation is key. Proper diet and nutrition has such an important effect on our neurochemistry. Eat salads and grilled, peppered chicken like a beast and you'll still lose weight just because of the fullness you'll get from veggies.
Exercise will be harder. You'll have to force yourself to get out. Just do a walk. Jog for 60 seconds and walk for 60. Repeat until you do at least 15 minutes. The endorphins your body produces after a good workout will make you so happy and confident for the rest of the day.
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