"A non-believer man asked a Muslim man, 'Why do your

That's just my foray into popularizing it and making them degenerates like us all

Also you tell me I can't have something suddenly that's all I'm interested in

And then the muslim man raped and murdered both candies

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>>726206721
>Thats how we see and treat our women

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>>726206721
nice joke man

>>726206721
Yeah? Well our women know how to shower...

> Muslims legitimately believe fucking virgins is enjoyable

These bitches don't know what they want, don't know how to please, don't know how to be sexy and just plain don't know how to fuck

Best sex comes from people that know what they're doing, this is a fact.

> The muslim threw both candies on the dirty floor and asked which one will you choose

> The non-believer thought for a moment, he saw where this retardation was going, so the non-believer asked

> "If you could hire a Harvard college graduate with 10 years experience in your field to work in your business or a highschooler who's never had a job in his life, which one would you choose

> The muslim man thought about it for a moment but decided logic was too hard and fucked a goat instead

>>726206721
Yep. That's how mudslimes see girls. Like candies to be eaten from a dirty floor. Not like humans. Wearing revealing clothes do not make anyone dirty, unless you live in an Arab shithole.

>>726207082
Your men also know how to get cuckolded

>>726206900
kek

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I personally like fucking skank, filthy, floor candy naked whores. Just me I guess.

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Us westerners and our women covered in fluff

That has nothing to do with it. They wear their clothing because everyone rapes everything that moves down there. These Arab societies couldn't function with women wearing normal clothing.

>>726207152
>literally wants a loose and BLACKED vagina

yess good goy

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>>726207206
Your men also know how to get their heads blown the fuck off

>>726206721
Jokes on you habibi
>5 second rule

>>726207152
A virgin can be taught everything you want. You also get the satisfaction of knowing you are the only one who has her. But if you want a gaping fucked by every guy then go for it. It won't be awkward at all when you walk with your kid and wife and seeing one of her fuckbuddies.

Yeah, but we don't make it illegal to eat dirty candy off the floor. It's all about the freedom to make that choice.

>>726206721
Not even the same fucking thing.
I don't get why people make stupid comparisons like that that don't even make any sense.

>>726207499
Well not like with those they become invisible

>>726207633
We still don't get cucked

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>>726207520

"Vagina's getting loose" is literally a meme, you know this right?

I mean, yeah, a pornstar getting 3 fists shoved up her twice a week is gonna get it stretched, but a normal person who engages in normal sex with a normal amount of partners doesn't get a loose vagina, that's just angry virgins who are trying to justify their lack of sex to themselves.

Damn man, being a Muslim sucks these days...
All these stupid fucks in the middle east are ruining it for all of us who can live with western society without a problem

>>726206721
I dont get it. So, just walking around and doing normal shit is the equivalent for a women of being thrown on the floor if she were a candle?

Could she go uncovered if I had her chained up in my loungeroom?

This is kind of stupid.

>>726207828
its a metaphor for western degeneracy

stupid

>>726207670

> can be taught everything you want.

But you often don't know what you want until someone tries it. I would've never asked a girl to choke me or thought that I would've liked it but when one of my partners did it I realised I fucking love it.

She only tried it because someone else she had been with liked it so she tried it on me.

Having sex with a virgin is matching their zero experience with your (Probably limited) one, especially if the muslim man is a virgin as well. Then it's two idiots who have no idea what the fuck they're doing, but thinking they're good at it.

End of the day whores suck dick the best, this is a fact.

>>726207670
>But if you want a gaping
k.v detected... never sleeped with a woman who had a child don't you? For your information : the head from.a baby is bigger then every dick you can find

>>726206721
>that analogy

No wonder they kill anything that doesn't agree with them

Their view is so child like they view women as objects rather than people

And yet feminists bitch about western men

>>726207670
Wrong. Been with my wife ten years and quite frankly she still doesnt have a clue. And she wasn't a virgin. If she wasn't drop dead gorgeous you'd throw rocks at her frankly.

>>726206721
more like dropped two bombs

>>726206721
>"A non-believer man asked a Muslim man, 'Why do your women cover their body & hair?'
>The Muslim man smiled and took 2 candies from his pocket

goddammit Abdul, stop fucking around with those Werther's Originals and answer my fucking question you mixed up old queer

>>726206721
And sandmonkies get a pass from purple-haired feminazis. The insanity of the world we live in.....

>>726206721
>Thats how we see and treat our women"
sweet, artificial candy wrapped in plastic that you can throw in dirt when you want and thread them like objects..

nice

>>726206721
Why do they throw their women on the dirty floor?

>>726206721
The muslim man smiled and took two candies from his pocket. He threw them both on the dirty floor and said "Allahu Akbar"
he and the nonbeliever exploded

>>726206721
>The Muslim man smiled and took 2 candies from his pocket,

old bearded guy with candies in his pocket .. pedo detected

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>>726207520
>This shitpost was brought you by /r9k/

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>>726206721
Yeah how do I know the covered one isn't a goat turd he pulled off his dick to suck on later.

>>726207206
>>726207707
There's nothing wrong with being a cuck you faggot, come fuck my gf.

A muslims man said
>my wife called me a paedophile yesterday
>that was some pretty big words coming from a 9 year old.
> its all right I'll sell her off after a month's use and then get another 4 in one go.

>>726206721
I am a misogynist and even I find this reasoning that equates females to candy abit much..

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>>726206721
>two extremes
>no medium
This is why a candy should be wrapped in a wrapper. Not on a dirty floor or someones sweaty hand.

>>726206721
>The muslim man smiled and nodded. "Thats how we see and treat our women"
>"Like inanimate objects"
ftfy, faggot

>>726206721
If they truly believed or used this example
It would apply to the men
but as we see
>mutiple wives
>sex slavery
>rape

Talk about putting it in whatever you can find

>>726207670
That's the perspective of a boy, not a man. Every woman I've been with has a history, from ex-lovers to ex-husbands. It's not awkward AT ALL to talk to those people unless they are jerks in their own right. My ex girlfriend was recently in a play with my wife, and there was zero drama - they actually became friends - because most people are adults and can deal with the fact that someone they care about had a naked cuddle party with another person. Almost every muslim I've met has the same attitude. The problem isn't everyone else, it's you - personally - being immature.

The whole fucking point why we don't want muslims immigrants is because while other come in to embrace a new culture to pursue a brighter future, they come in and turn the new place into the same shithole they left by refusing cultural change.

>>726206721
You can wash that candy under some water and its still good. Analogy is lame. Muslims are ultra faggots.

>>726207638
top kaks

>>726207896
But whores aren't wife material.
My wife does whatever I want and she was a virgin when we married. Just because our women are shy in public doesnt mean they don't know what their men want

>>726208411
>naked cuddle party with someone else
>someoneelse
But SHE TOLD ME I WAS HER FIRST REE

That story was sikh as fuck OP!

>>726206721
"Man 1 asked Man 2 why he abused his children in public.

Man 2 replied, "If you took a shit, would you flush it or keep it but hating it because your wife had a weird fuckin scat baby fetish and so you just like to slap the little around because it stinks really badly and that's the only way you can keep down all the perpetual vomit of regret and missed opportunities?"

>Man 1: "Holy shit, you've got a point"

>Man 1 starts abusing his children in public for being stinky pieces of shit

>>726208943

tl;dr

even so, i probably agree with you because musllims don't know that many fuckin words Words WORDS

>>726208649
Well your wife is also a goat and can't communicate so that proves nothing.

>>726207670
I love how for people like you, there's no middle ground. You're either a virgin or you've been fucked a trillion times by massive cocks.

>>726208943
>having children in the first place

Both are equally retarded and only have themselves to blame.

>>726208649

> whatever I want

But as I said, there are more than likely things you'd love but you don't even know you want and because she has no other experience to draw on she doesn't know how to do these things either

Sex is essentially combining all the lessons you've both learned over your years and experiences together to please each other. If she has no experience then half the equation is bringing nothing to the table.

It's like a scientist trying to do some physics shit but refusing to look at the work of any other physicist ever, by not drawing on the experiences and learnings of other people you are holding yourself back.

>>726206900
Kek be with you.

>>726208649
There's a reason people marry in their late 30s nowadays. I mean, outside of economical issues and jobs being harder to get. Women will be whore up until a certain point, then once they've enjoyed a fair amount of cocks, they'll settle down and get themselves a husband. :^)

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>>726206721
ayyyy. so your saying we gave freedom. and they still managed to fuck it up? Again Fuck what someone of your own race is saying. if it's male Fuck him. Just blindly follow your foreign sisters you can't actually stop to give a shit about ether.

>>726207670
>if a woman already had sex, she must be a cheating whore who fucks black
>also i don't know vagina works

You do realise you sound like an ignorant retarded virgin?

>>726209239
>thinks burgers actually gave them freedom with their oil wars

You're an idiot and I'm ashamed of liking a manga you like.

>>726209373
>thinks oil has anything to do with leaving a kitchen.

>>726209373
that it? wow totally an equal peer to worry about.

>>726209373
No ya just work harder comrade.

>>726206721
"A non-believer man asked a Muslim man, 'Why do your women cover their body & hair?'

The Muslim man smiled and took 2 candies from his pocket, he opened the first and kept the other closed. He then threw them both on the dirty floor and asked, 'If you could have one, which one will you choose?'

The non-believer thought for a moment, and replied 'The covered one'

The muslim man smiled and exploded"

>>726206721
You throw your women on the floor? Got it.

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>>726206721
>Muslims think their women are objects
>Muslim anecdote about women being candles
Seems about right.

>>726208379
spelling out the joke takes away the comedy, that's what the joke was implying if you weren't smart enough to understand

women are candies, i wanna buy them and fuck.. i mean eat them whenever i want to and i want them virgin.. i mean clean and covered.

>>726210657
It's communism with a face! It's killing people on the streets and Yelling away with it. murder isn't evil in the eyes of the jew.

>>726211012
everything the white does is in the name of self defense and shear survival historically speaking. I'm sorry it's not HERstory. yet mm it's Toxic!!!!!

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>this thread

of course 4chan would be racist like their joke of a president

we should welcome more diversity, we have much to learn from their wonderful and ancient culture

>>726207633
5000 gun deaths every day in the USA.

>>726206900

/thread

>>726206721
HAHAHA thank you for bringing that bitch back.

HAHAHAHAHA

>>726206721
that's stupid because the women do not have a choice to be covered. Faggot OP sees women simply as cattle and should suck my long floppy foreskin.

>>726211741
>do not have a choice to be converted
of course you totally don't see em as cattle ether. I would have foreskin but my mother hated the image of God.

>>726206721
Still fucking sexist.

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>>726212100
doesn't matter you got your speaking privileges Trumped.

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>>726207638
Underrated post massively

>>726207520
>BLACKED vagina
why would I care when I already fucked some hot black biches? seriously you turbo virgins need to loosen up.

leave the info war to the war Bois ya? Just stop speaking. and you'll live longer.

>>726206721
thats why I always bring my own wrapper habibi.

a better comparison is two candies; one with plain, boring packaging and one with exciting colourful packaging

>>726212542
>I already fucked some hot black biches
Enjoy your AIDS.

>>726212567

we got a real keyboard warrior over here.

>prepare for the keyboard jihad

>>726212828
I'm fucking irish Mate.

>>726212828
m8

>the non-believer chuckled, amused with the simpleton goathoarder's worldview
>as he sealed his documents, he called out to the next person in line

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>>726207387
>>726207152
Degenerate trailer trash women who still have the taste of the last 20 guys she fucked seamen on her legs, mouth and ass.

It's no wonder the emasculated caucasian westerners love the "Dirty candy" so much. It reminds them of their whore mothers.

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>>726206721
I'll take the one on the left, please.

Not Muslim, just have standards.

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>>726211945
no I don't see them as cattle nor do I see them as possessions because I'm not practicing an ancient superstition.

>>726211467
can't be racist towards muzzies cuz muzzies aren't a race.

>>726211510
worse than an auschwitz

>>726213972
fair enuf. your still a cuck whether you like it or not.

>>726208064
Not really. The mistake was believing those people were rational from the start

>>726214103
This. You cannot be racist against and ideology.

Can still be a bigot however...

>>726214203
lol nope, now come here and give my foreskin a kiss you woman beating faggot

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>>726207409
They are just whores to be "grabbed by the pussy" anyway, right lil' donny?

Which can of cola would you prefer?

>A freshly opened one
>One thats had a bunch of penises in it

>>726206721
>A non-believer woman asked a Muslim man "Why do you force us to cover our body and hair"
She was put in her rightful place, and never heard from again

>>726214327
literally the only funny line from the Cleveland Show

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>>726214327
I'm a typical white American male who has been convinced by years of manipulative conditioning that the one with a bunch of penises in it will be just as satisfying and mentally stable as the one that is freshly open.
I'll take that one, thank you.

>>726214602
This is slut shaming and I approve.

>>726214327
>can of cola
>bunch of penises in it

that's not how you operate a can of that there soda water.

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>>726214670

>>726210315
Zoxxle

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>>726206721
Halal candies time

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>>726214666
I approve of this approval and your satanic trips have been checked!

>>726206721
by that argumentation, why isn't every muslim in existence covering up
wouldn't it be better for everyone then?

a muslim and a westerner have a conversation how to pick woman

the westerner ask the muslim how to pick to right man for her daughter. the muslim says: they should be obedient and and always have their man's well being in their heart.

the westerner ask how to pick a man for his daughter, and the muslim says: it doesn't matter, the only ones who are worth thinking about are men.

the westerner says: but i want my daughter to be happy and loved

the muslim says: that's why you guys live in skyscrapers and have invented all the modern wonders and we are still wandering through the desert with our camels. i hate you for your achievements, and that's why you have to do

end of story

>>726207206
>your men
>implying you aren't a fat lonely Virgin acting like a mudslime

>>726207670
You're a virgin and still haven't learned anything

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>>726218049
>ie. 'we have great advances in technology because we kowtow to our women'
>!?!?
>emasculated moronic cuk, detected

You can't even tell a story correctly. What did take you an hour to write that idiotic barely intelligible "comeback"?

>>726206721

So basically what youre saying is that muslims treat women like trash, throw them in the dirt and then let them rot in anguish ?

Nothing new.

>>726206721
They roll women in dirt and then eat them? I know that mudslimes are subhuman, but that is an overexaggeration.

>>726218413
no shit right it's almost like we already knew this shit cuz we all went to school but the narrative kept getting blow up by the mainstream. pitting blacks whites gays and muslims. to the point where all of it is fake news now. lol.

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>>726218550

>>726206721
But why are mudslimes throwing womens on the floor ?

>>726206900
Kek'd n checked

>>726208394
Like goats

>>726218719
You fuckers are having a culture war with memes and is the dress black and blue or gold and white trends. Am I wrong? Do I miss something out ??

>>726218719
isa what I thought! You make fucking trash memes!

>>726218719
Bitch I make fucking art!

>>726207152
>this anon has never experienced the joy of a tight virgin pussy, nor watched the journey from pain to pleasure for the first time in a girls eyes
you might as well kill yourself

>>726206721
no.
how am i supposed to know what's in ?
i could be allergic or i could get a polish hard candy instead of bassetts toffee
-no, no, without wrappers it must be

>>726207927
>And yet feminists bitch

And yet bells ring

>>726206721
An Amazonian tribe was once shown video footage of scenes from the "outside world." When they were shown images of Muslim women covered up they all said, "Wow their men must be really insecure." BINGO.

>>726206721
The muslim man had those candies because he was headed to the playground to woo himself a wife.

>>726206721
That sounds like the sort of explanation religious weirdos make for their weirdo religious beliefs. If you think that women should be able to choose their partners and men shouldn't play dress ups with their daughters the whole thing crumbles.

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>>726206721
So Muslims treat their women like candy? Is that supposed to make Islam look good?

>>726206721
That is because you've never heard of Bathing. Can't get to within 10 meters of any of you. Your woman's clothing helps hold in the stench!

>>726219829
We should turn Agrabah to glass. Nuke those mudslimes.

>>726206721
stupid idiot muslim, probably american mind as well, i would choose the uncovered, bacteria strenghten the immune system and disgust is just a socially constructed programmed barrier, the same as taking medicine when sick, then they wonder why their bodies are weak

>>726220803
disgust is a social construct? Rofl, got me

>>726220803
>god-tier level confirmed

>>726220925
indeed, children from young age eat sand, bugs, food on floor, etc. then their parents repeat over and over that is bad and should not be done, until the child complies. in turn their parents taught them this

>>726220925
>>726221080
how is it not?

>>726206721
I'd kill the muslim and take both.

>>726207742
Nope. This "vaginas stay tight no matter how many times I ride the cock carousel" is the whore's story of defense.

If you tug on your ears regularly, the skin stretches and the lobes become longer. If you touch your nose a lot, it becomes bigger over the years.
If you are fat, the skin stretches and never goes back to normal afterwards.

For a skin graft, they put a balloon under the skin in your leg, inflate it slowly and wait for the skin to stretch and grow more cells to accommodate it, then they cut that flap away and use it elsewhere.

The vagina is not wholly muscle, especially the lips.
The tube becomes distended, and over time more and more of it spills out and becomes stretched and weakened.
You can see pornstars with permanent gape, not from fisting, just from a career of cock.
Same with anuses, repeated buttfucking builds up scar tissue and leaves it looser, possibly incontinent and rougher.

If you want a girl with sacking for a cunt, that's up to you.

>>726206721

i like this video more.
https://youtu.be/Go4LUxKv7MM

>>726207742
Funny how quickly the pink card is used by disgusting degenerates.

"YORE ALL JUST ANGRY VIRGINS!!!!!!!!!!"

Said the rancid whore/whore settler.

>>726206900
lel, funny cause it's true

but women can bathe

>>726207772
wow...sadly...ever so sadly...and carefully...I agree.

>>726206721
>Yeah, we don't drop our women onto the dirt.

>>726221565
>If you touch your nose a lot, it becomes bigger over the years.
>actually being this retarded

>>726207891
Hey, don't talk to brick walls. It's rude

>>726206721
Probably has them candies to lure 9 year old girls like mohammad

>>726206721
FAKE.
Bitters muslims don't eat candies.

>>726206721
as long as the head and hair are uncovered i full agree on the modesty part. and this is coming from someone who wants to exterminate all muslims

A Muslim man is talking to a western man.

The western man asks: "why does your daughter have a moustache and smell like shit, also why is she hideously overweight and with deformed legs that cause her to hobble around like a fucking monster, also why does she smell like shit".

The Muslim man smiled, and replied "That is not my daughter, that is my wife. She is riddled with hereditary diseases due to massive inbreeding, just like jews who are also arabs and probably started this thread."

The western man finally understood, and neutron bombed the entire middle east and northern africa in the great purge.
Israel was the first target, and as every bomb fell, the air became a little cleaner.

"Why didn't I do this in 1945 with Hitler at my side?" thought the western man, wistfully.

>>726206721
"Beat your wife every day. If you don't know why, she does." Muslim proverb.

>>726222037
Check the facts first ignorant millenial.
Scientifically proven.

>>726207707

Getting cucked, then killing your wife and her fuckbuddy and his whole family doesn't count as "not getting cucked".

>>726222409
Jews must love to touch their noses. Jokes aside. With all that fapping you do, why is your dick still small?

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>>726207082
Kek

>>726208411
in non degenerate countries no self respecting man would date a woman with an ex lover

>>726211467
i know this is bait but
>implying 4chan was ever not racist
>implying /b/ 3 years ago was not exacly what /pol/ is now
>implying any diversity is good
>implying that muslims today follow their culture
>implying their culture is ancient
>implying 800 years is anywhere near ancient

>>726222512
Why are you fantasising about muh dick? Faggot or a whore?

Checked the nose thing yet, or are you afraid. Fucking weakling.

>>726211144

Checked full house!!

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>>726206900
Kek'd

>>726211467
Hnng! That's one of my favorites!

>>726206721
> Thats how we see and treat our women
How? They throw their women on a dirty floor?

>>726222884

I checked the note thing. You're lying.
Show me your source.
Since you made the initial assertion, the burden of proof is on you. You can't just say, "It's the truth. Google it and you'll see I'm right."

>>726224761

*nose thing

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>>726206721

The Muslim unwraps the candy, then throws it on the floor.
Since there were not four male witnesses to testify to this, under Sharia law, this is the candy's fault.
The candy was not actually stripped of its wrapper and thrown on the floor; it seduced him, stripped itself, and jumped down to the floor.

>>726206721
Typical old Muslim asshole doesn't know how to make an analogy.