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Things you took for granted about your ex >her footjobs (it's

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Things you took for granted about your ex

>her footjobs (it's harder than I thought to find a girl willing and able)

Can't think of anything else but I think this is a good idea for a thread
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>>726202908
She was there.
3 years next month since she fucked me over.
Not got laid since... not even kissed anyone since.
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She actually loved me and didn't just expect me to provide for her
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>>726203002
loser
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>>726202908
She made the perfect punching bag.
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>>726203265

>The only right answer.
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Used to toss my salad and we'd make lot's of sextapes. Shitty bj's though.
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She used to stick her tongue in my ear as foreplay. Sounds weird but it was awesome
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>>726203084
Woooah we've got a badass over here.
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>>726203542
Heh
Fucking this
I tried doing it to my current girl and she freaked out saying that was weird and felt weird
I didn't bother bringing it up again but it's cool she has gigantic tits on a tiny body and she introduced me to the pleasures of tit fucking
When I saw it in porn I thought to myself, "that can't possibly feel good, it's just visual and psychological." WRONG lubed up tits pressed together make a great fuck hole
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>>726203542

Same here, loved that shit.

Miss her banter the most though, I haven't met a girl that can hold a conversation or make me laugh anywhere near as good as her.
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>>726204008
Makes your toes curl. Hearing two people agree gives me hope at finding another into it lol
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>>726203542
That shit is jokes, that's definitely replaceable though anon
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>>726204008
This hits so close to home. After we fucked we'd just sit up for hours talking and laughing. There were no dull moments, awkward silences or anything. Just constant conversation no matter the topic. Miss it so much.
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>>726202908
Everything
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>>726204308

She knew my exact sense of humor and used to set me up for jokes in social situations, I've never had anything like it.

Some person at a party would say something, and she'd look at me and do a certain reply just because she knew I could make a joke out of it, I never looked as good as when I was beside her :(
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>>726204508
can you think of an example?
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>>726204508
It's very hard to find someone you can click with. I've had plenty of other girlfriends and we never had that connection.. most of the time they'd just fall asleep or get on their phone or something but not her. She'd just lay on my chest and start talking and anything she said I could instantly get into and have good conversation. I don't know why it's so hard to do that with other women but I just can't. Although her and I actually loved each other I don't think I've had another relationship that we've mutually felt the same love. It's depressing man. I think about her all the time.
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>>726204639

Not really off the top of my head, but I make a fuckton of puns, so she use to set me up for puns all the time, stuff like that.

Anything she knew I'd make wordplay out of she'd say.
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>>726203006
She just wanted me to take care of myself too.
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>>726203653
Eh
He's kinda right man
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Reading these makes me incredibly sad. I have this right now but all the other times are just shitty, because of him. I know it will never work out but i'm too much off a pussy to end it.
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>>726202908
First gf, no gag reflex

Haven't dated one since
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>>726202908
Her motivating me to improve my life. Just joking.

I'm so glad I haven't had a girlfriend in years.
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>>726202908
being able to love her completely
you give your all to that first love, every love after that one, no matter how true and deep, is always missing a tiny piece. be it big or so small you can't put words to the feeling, a piece is surely missing.
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>2017
>Putting pussy on a pedestal
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>>726205660
this
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>>726202908
I am a rebel and waited till I was 18 to get my trust fund from daddy and move out and be a woman! Yeah they kicked me out but I was trying to be somebody parents just don't understand.
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you don't meet a lot of women who actually like anal. even fewer who will beg you for it.

nothing makes you feel quite as depraved as when she kneels in front of you, looks over her shoulder and begs you to stick your cock in her ass.
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>>726206305
also no ass just sad
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Use to let me do anything i wanted to her. Would always rim me (actually so good), did anal whenever i wanted. Even let me pee on her in the shower when i was feeling really dirty. Was hot as well with D's and a nice ass. Dumped her 3 times, but couldnt say no when she would invite me over for sex and i would fall back into her trap.
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>>726202908
She liked to be independent. Had her own job and car. She preferred if I didn't buy her things
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>>726205660
DELET THES
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>>726202908
She was one of the most thoughtful people I've ever met. It's hard to find someone that's selfless and willing to do the small things that can mean a lot to someone
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She had the nicest boobs/nipples I've ever seen
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>>726206527
Why did you dump her anon?
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She.
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This thread is useless without reasons for breaking up. Share.
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>>726205134

break up and come with me femanon
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I was with my ex for over ten years
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>>726202908
I used to have a thing for girls with brightly coloured hair but it's usually a sign they're batshit insane, how do I find a decent looking girl like this that isn't fucking crazy?
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Being sane or at least not as bad as I've become.
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>>726207241
Changed to: things I took for granted generally.
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Her penis
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>>726205122
This, people need to stop dwelling/reflecting on the past, past three months from the end of a relationship.
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>>726207231
simple.
find a nice looking grill, date for a while, convince her to dye her hair etc.
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>>726207231
>batshit insane
haha, so true.
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>>726207359
I'm normally attracted to a girl because I like the way she looks when I meet her, if they change something like that after we meet it weirds me out a bit. But I'll try it.
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With someone now and it's just not going right…she broke up with me 2 weeks ago, I took her back but now she's happy and I'm not.

What do I do?
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>>726207423
The bitchs I've been with that had coloured hair all turned out nuts, great in bed and some of the weirdest/best sex ever. Now I just want a normal girl to do cute things with.
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I could just whip my dick out at any time and she'd give me a blowjob.
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It's kinda weird, but I miss walking with her to the Indian gas station/liquor store just down the block from me. We'd always wind up going there for more beer when we were drunk. Don't think either of us had ever been their fully clothed. And we'd make funny names for the cashiers and see who could be more offensive. Also she made fantastic breakfast. The point is, it's hard to find a girl tht is both attractive AND a lowlife degenerate.
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>>726202908
sucking my dick for an hour
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>>726203002

>lower standards
>get laid

In that order. You gotta get over that dry spell. Getting your dick wet might snap you out of it
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The fact that she introduced ME to knife and blood play, as well as the entirety of the BDSM lifestyle. Never have I felt so empowered and yet so humbled knowing that such a beautiful soul choose to give her trust fully to me.

Also, the way the sun caught and brought out the honey colour of her hair..
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>>726202908
My current gf but if I break up with her I think it will be difficult to find the following:

>constant preocupation
>gives me the attention she knows I need in a healthy way
>sucks me off pretty much everytime I ask her
>we laugh together
>she is actually willing to start ground-fighting me as foreplay
>she loves me for the weird cunt I am with her
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>>726207350
>past three months from the end of a relationship.
never sure if bait or just love-rejecting kiddos
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>>726203542
i just remembers that my ex did this for me too and i got rock hard, guess i really did take it for granted

its okay tho, because she was far form worth keeping. the one con vs a million pros when it came to dumping her ass
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>>726209166
Never take her for granted.
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>>726204508
>She knew my exact sense of humor and used to set me up for jokes in social situations

wow man that's awesome
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>>726204720
gave me a feel. don't worry man you'll find someone, people like you do
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>>726202908
Blowjobs/sex on command pretty much. Also religiously took her birth control, so I was busting inside that shit raw daily.
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>>726202908
her love, respect, booty, presence, sex, virginity, no sexual past.
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>>726202908
hardcore kinks, choking, physical abuse, gunplay, cutting
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>>726209166
Sounds like a keeper. The grass doesn't get greener, as it were.
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>>726209353
Shit. That's something I never knew I'd want to look for.
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>>726203002
same here bro
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>>726209282
How is it bait? I'm saying that three months is enough time to cry it out, feel sorry for yourself, etc.

Afterwards, it's time to move on or else you're just prolonging the unnecessary, which will spill over into every other aspect of your life
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>>726209536
Me neither, never thought of it before
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>>726203006
thats real love bro
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>>726202908
Her being a crazy bitch.
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>>726209295
what was that one con?
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>>726209584
I'll bite
Studies (and the little experience I've had) show that people take a year to completely forget their partners after they break up, unless it's just a crush or they've managed to start forgetting them before they even break up

If you go find new people past 3 months you're probably just disguising your feelings and probably fucking up another girls life, as well as your own emotional brain
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>>726209585
I mean, sure, the same sense of humour, but, not setups.
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>>726209859
I don't think giving a little help to create a funny situation once in a while can be harmful, sounds really sweet on her end
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>>726209711
I didn't mention that you should find a new person, but just suppress it and stop feeling sorry for yourself. Obviously you're never going to forget the person. I'm just talking about the emotional pain - giving it a kind of grace period

But yes, I also agree with the notion that dating somebody else so soon after a breakup isn't the best decision
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>>726209929
I've always been anxious to make jokes and references to shit that might make me be seen as just a cruel person. And that's just to people in general, unless I know they'd find it funny.
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Anal and massive tits... Not too phased though because she lost weight and now the tits are saggy af
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>>726210007
Ah sorry thought you meant getting another person with "moving on"

I don't think it's ever a good idea to repress/supress emotions, it's not natural to the brain and then there are compensations, in ways you probably don't imagine, addictions or something - I think supressing is just sending the injury to another part of your mentality, I would advice to keep things "clean" and natural

I love you robert.
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>>726210134
Yea I don't even try dark humor anymore, I'm too afraid of people's reactions. Sexual jokes are almost always cool though as long as you don't step the line
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Any sex / physical stuff can be replaced pretty easily. Being able to rely on someone's support when you really need to call on it is a big thing, which I'd never had before but have now with my current GF.
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>>726203002
>>726208829
yeeeeeeep. Broke up with my missus last week and going on a date with slut on wednesday to get my moin on.
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>>726209670
having a bitch lick my ear before i fuck her, anon
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She would let me use her anyway I wanted. She would let me have her anytime I wanted. She was such a slut.
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>>726202908
>(it's harder than I thought to find a girl willing and able)

Really that's bullshit. Every girl except 1 that I've been with has footjob'd me and that one girl had nasty feet.
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>>726210187
Why didn't you capitalise his name then?
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her willingness to give anal :( i wish i could find another girl that willing. It always "hurts too much" fucking stupid.
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>>726202908
She loved anal and was the one who requested we try.
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>>726211309
Ahaha
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>>726211253
Yeah sure girls have done it, but not as well ygm.
My ex was my first footjob experience and after that girls have either refused or been shitty, never knew there was skill to it
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>>726211430
>loved
>past tense
>as if she stopped loving it
>as if she isn't getting dicked in the ass right now by a chad
>lmao
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>>726212130
>Things you took for granted about your ex
>Ex
>Took
All past tense and the thread is about things you took from granted from an ex which implies past tense and from your past. There was no implication that she stopped loving it and I couldn't care less.
Are you retarded?
1/10 troll attempt for making me respond to your really stupid post in a took for granted thread.
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see i fucked up, i was with a chick for 2 n a half years, and she was hot af, and on top of that she had the coolest personality, shes not like any other girl, i know that sounds cliche but seriously, shes one of a kind.. in the past 7 or 8 years since i broke up with her i've dated tons of other chicks, and none of them even come close.. but anyways, the thing i took advantage of was how much she loved me.. she was the only girl ive dated who was always excited to see me, and always hated when i had to leave, she was so sprung on me, i was her whole world, and my dumb ass let my ego get the better of me, i won't go into detail, but i let her go.. the love is what i miss the most, and don't get me wrong, i've fallen in love again even after her, but no love will ever compare to what me and her had.. that's my biggest fear in life.. that i'll never experience a love that strong ever again..
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Used to let me watch football whenever I wanted when I was at hers, and would even go to the shop to get me beer and food whilst I was still asleep before the game even began.
Then she basically cheated on me.
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It was really easy to make her cum
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dont you find it interesting that most of the things mentioned in this thread, is sex related? as if everything else about the person is just shit
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>>726202908
Couldn't possibly have taken anything for granted. Don't deserve the chance to.
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>>726213822
yeah you have a point there. HOWEVER, what if I told you, the purpose of the relationships, and LIFE, is to reproduce, therefore SEX?!
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>>726214139

yoooooooo... that makes sense.

but then wouldnt that mean that women are only as useful as long as they give sex?
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>>726214139
Except that is false for humans.
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After I take a piss I would never shake my cock ... she used to come in and suck it clean for me
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>>726202908
She let me get away with anything. Drinking, fighting, general stupidity, always hanging with my friends she never gave me any trouble at all. Never cheated on me and I never did either. She was a swell gal
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>>726202908
I've never found a woman who was worth more than 15-20 minutes of my time 3 or 4 times a week.
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>>726202908
Fucking this. Every girl thinks it's weird.
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Listen here faggot.

For the common rational man, there is no "taking for granted" when it comes to moments with your ex. You're entire relationship is based on the duality of good and bad. Ya, you like those footjobs? I bet there was something negative to balance in, in which caused it to end (whether by your actions or hers).

For me? It was usually the stale conversations on a daily basis that led to me desire her sweet juicy ass as much as I did. Without that dynamic, that ass would have been no different than any other slab of meet on the market. I am talking primarily with dysfunctional relationships of course. People who are happy in their relationships are effective in managing themselves.
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Her desire to be dominated all the fucking time. I miss that
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>>726214759
Says more about you than it does them
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>>726203542
>>726203870
>>726204008
turns out they all had the same gf
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>>726213387
>basically cheated
you gotta expand mane
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One ex I really miss the feelings I had with her when we first started dating. It was my first real relationship and we were together for like 2.5 years. She also had a great rack and loved the dressing up aspect of sex. Current gf doesn't wear lingerie.

Another ex had great tits too, was on the pill and gave the best blow jobs I've ever had. I'd give just about anything for one of those blowjobs. She would work her tits into it. Great pussy look, kinda smelled thoigh
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>>726209670
>>726210943

In his defense, you did quote it in a roundabout way. Tell us some of the pros of leaving her.
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>>726202908
That lady looks like a wild berry poptart
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>>726202908
A huge rack, and a big but shapely booty
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>>726202908
I miss the way she would jump on me when she'd see me (Im 6ft and she was 5'2"). And the way she'd hold her arms around my neck and kiss me while i carried her.
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That she did in fact like me like I liked her.
Oh well, it happens, we wouldn't work out anyway.
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>>726208086
into the skip with her
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Her smile.
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>>726203006
Damn, man. That's some good perspective.
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Her butthole.
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>>726202908
Her BJs were good and I was mean to her which i regret
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>>726202908

>she 20, I 23
>took her virginity
>she falls in love
>I say it, keeps the cogs greased
>she be on the implant
>get irregular periods
>demand anal when her snatch was bleeding
>let me put it in there whenever I wanted
>I was allowed to cum anywhere
>Cheated on her early on the relationship. She forgave me but cheated on me a few years later.
>Dumped her, started seeing her again.
>Told her we were nothing more than friends with benefits

>Drop the nuke.


I should have just accepted that shit happens...but I can't forgive people, regardless.
I'm shit at relationships, even friendships.

The sex was epic. Her body was insane. She put up with a lot of my shit too.
Perhaps an excuse but I had an awful relationship that was probably the worst 2 years of my life and I met her about 2 weeks after.

I've posted pics before. Not today. ;-)
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>Swallowing my cum
>fingering her ass
>she rimming me
>cumming simultaneously

My first ex swallowing after i came in her mouth was the most sexy thing ever. None of the girls in the serious relationships afterwards have been willing to do this. My current GF is conservative (boring) as fuck.
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>>726202908
I've never had a problem making girls do weird/degrading shit. First gf would literally let me do whatever I want. So did second, third...

Girl I'm currently seeing told me she's gonna let me pee on her. I'm not even into that but I feel like I should try it because why not. Maybe it'll be a new fetish.
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>>726220586

My ex rimmed me once. Amazing but I was always paranoid that it would smell, taste bad, despite me ALWAYS eating her ass. I loved it. She didn't at first but came to enjoy it.

As for the swallowing...what's the point in letting a dude cum in your mouth if you're gonna spit it out!
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Not quite an Ex, but...
I fucked my roomate for like a year and a half. It was totally unhealthy, batshit insane, and god damn amazing sex. She basically fucked chicks (pretending to be a lesbian) while fucking me in secret because she had to keep that she liked my dick on the DL to not have drama in her Lesbain friend circles (A couple of which I had sex with)

As far as "took for granted", it was how no strings attatched the sex was and how easy she was to screw with her head.

I mean I did, but I also gave her way more respect than she deserved.

I also took for granted that she was willing to have a threesome. I could of focused my sights harder on finding the 3rd rather than fucking her all the time and hoping she would bring in the 3rd. I had a hot half black chick friend I later boned who I could of easily got to come out to have a 3some with us. I torpedoed that by focusing too hard on the other chick.
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>>726202908
her bitching and complaining. thank god she became a mentally unstable whore.
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>>726202908
>ass-pussy-ass sex

since ex never found a girl which i could fuck like that..
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I had 1 ex in highschool I took for granted. I feel I kinda am the reason her life went to shit and if we stayed together, she would be sane.

Date ex for over a year (call her M). First real love but I'm 15 so I act like a 15 year old retard. Emotional outbursts. Blame her for when I relapse back into smoking pot, etc.

M would do anything I say and was submissive as fuck. M was a good person (until me), only had sex with 3 people. She WAS bright, and despite my drug use ways, was pretty straight and narrow.

We would fuck all the time. Sex was amazing. She would of had a 3sum with anyone I wanted too. We even had a 3way relationship for a short period of time.

But it came to an end cause I pushed a break up to far. I would always break up and never mean it because I was a dramatic faggot. She had enough, couldn't take the being blamed for my emotional outbursts.

We had an unhealthy hate fuck relationship after that where being the unhinged kid I was I leveraged being her friend for sex. Eventually it escalated to nudes. Finally her parents used a key logger they had on a family comp I logged into and read emails I had describing how fucked up she was and she made up this whole run away rape story.

Flash forward, I finished college. As far as I know, she didn't. My friends took my side. She fucked her way through friends. I was kinda a heart throb my senior year, she was kinda a weirdo. I got help for my emotional problems. She didn't

Fast forward more. I find out her husband committed suicide and she's a total slut not exactly like the mother she hated. Her exs describe her as a slut who leverages sex to get shit and completely a moral. One even apologized to me for believing her "rape story" lies about me. I'm clean, she's on drugs every other day and is 80 lbs.

I understand it now though. I was her redemeption bf. She left a fucked situation in the midwest to move out to the southwest next to the mexican border to live with dad. pt 1 of 2
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>>726222657
pt. 2 of 2
He ex before me was a drug dealer and a jugalo who cheated on her all the time. Her friends were degenerate drug addicts. My emo shit was NORMALCY for her and for the most part things were good and I treated her well until the end.

I introduced her to all her friends. Her friend making skills proved to be poor cause she was used to being around trash. I wasn't the classiest, but compared to the life she knew I was better.

And in knowing real people who liked her for her (and also for me) she gained a value of self worth. She could related to more than ICP fandom and how many drugs she had done. She was a human being. She was accepted. She grew so much self value she realized she was too good to put up with an emotionally manipulative kid barely learning how to treat another person.

But when it ended she realized that meant a posibility of the ties and bonds she made ending too. She fucked me to keep it going. But eventually realized the hate fuck carousel of shame would never end and her dad found out her shit.

This would change me into a better man. This would change her into someone who learned never to trust anyone because they will destroy you and use you up and make you feel like you are to blame for it.

It's a shame. Honestly. She was a good person. She could of had a bright future. That said with out her being destroyed I would of never gotten better.

A necessary destruction. A beautiful disaster.

Taken for granted for sure. Poor girl.
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>>726205955
>2017
>still being a MGTOW beta
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How much she actually loved me. I let her walk away, that was probably the stupidest thing I've ever done. I miss her sometimes, but theres nothing I can do about it now. I fucked up, had to move on, but it still hurts.

Thats enough of that for one day I think.
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I had an Ex in college. Well call her Cat.

Cat and I are still friends. Cat and I agree breaking up was a good move. Cat is hapilly married to a guy that treats her right.

Cat was a widow. Husband died of cancer and left her and a kid behind. Cat and I started dating because she had a thing for younger guys. I was 19, she was 24 or 25. Cat and I had amazing sex, but over all we were good to each other. She helped me through serious shit. I was the first guy she ever orgasmed with.

I was the first guy to give her decent advice and be somewhat healthy, but I wasn't ready to be a dad and I wasn't ready to settle down. I broke her heart so many ways. I even remember one time durring one of our many break ups and make ups, I fucked 2 other girls shortly before fucking her.

Durring our break-ups I regret not pulling a 3some. When we were broken up I'd end up fucking other chicks, and she would pretend to be this huge slut but in reality would just fuck me.

I know she would of done a 3some with another friend of mine who would fuck me.

But over all. We are better people. I wish Cat the best. She's a great girl and deserves the life she has now. I am a better person for having been with her.

Of course she knows all this, we spoke candidly and we are friends because after the final break up we straight up hated each other for a couple months till we got over it.
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The last ex story I have of a girl I took for granted was the girl I had trouble getting over. We'll call her A.

I used to write for a blog. You've never heard of it and I'm no longer tying myself to it. However it gained a following at my college because I'd share the stories and people would share the stories as well. I was dating some other chick and A met me at a party. This was a different time when fratire was cool and describing this scene sounds too good to be true. All I can say is, It happened and it is a memory I frequently relive in my mind with a smile in my face.

I was heavily influenced by Dick Masterson and loved going on and on about how Men are better than women. I lived that shit, and it was god tier trolling. At this party (I am outspoken and funny as fuck) I am preaching how women are inferior to 4 guys and a girl while In my lap is my g/f at the time, her friend (a pretty red head) laying her head on us both and laughing, and a cute Asian girl is sitting on the arm of the couch laying her legs on us. I looked like a pimp. How could this get even more pimp?

A random girl comes into the party. Not bad looking at all but clearly doesnt dress herself for attention. If you wanna know what she looks like, look up jenni goodchild with rainbow hair. (pic of jenni, not A)

"You sound like this one humorist I read _insert_Pen_Name_. Are you a fan of his or something"

"No, I am him. Nice to meet you. Are you a fan of my work"

A goes nuts and A and I talk the whole night. A becomes friends with me and so forth but keeps distance because she knows I have a gf. Eventually GF and I break up and I'm destroyed because I was a faggot, and immediately after that facebook status changed to single A hits me up and shows up immediately to my place to console me.

And when I say immediately I mean she left a massive party with 3k people just for me.

We spend all our freetime hanging out. We talk more and more. A is a cripple.... Pt1of 3
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>>726202908

I miss walking over to the restaurant she worked at on my lunch break right down the street but to see her.

I miss when she would giggle awkwardly and call me a loser when she gave me a drink she would grab me for free.

I miss the effort I had to spend over the course of two weeks to gain the courage to ask for her phone number.

I miss the fact that I thought I should wait on texting her when she texted me the second I left the building.

I miss picking her up after work and driving around town for 6 hours every night with no destination.

I miss talking to her over the course of those 6 hours, swapping stories, lighting each other's cigarettes, and laughing.

I miss those three weeks that that happened every day no matter if we had work or not.

I miss the time I finally brought her back to my apartment and we made love for the first time.

I miss the time her cheeks puffed up and bloomed red when I told her I loved her and she called me a jerk.

I miss every single fucking thing about her Bros.
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Ex used to have a tiny little vibrator she'd put up her ass sometimes when I'd fuck her and it felt amazing. Current girl is 100% anti-butt stuff and I never thought I'd miss it but I kinda do sometimes.
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>>726225294
Pt 2 of 3
Well sort of a cripple. A has had rhumatoid arthritis since birth. He hands were kinda hooked because of it. She also had some disease that was turning her skin and organs to scar tissue over time. morphia scabia or some shit like that.... In the long run means she would die around 40ish. In the short run in meant her legs couldn't grow hair so she never had to shave her legs cause she was smooth naturally.

A was used to getting rejected. She would make moves on guys and they would shoot her down for being one of the guys. As I said, despite having a nice body and a pretty face, she spent so much of her life hospitalized, online, reading and alone she got used to being really funny and never learned how to dress herself or be girly and found much girly shit retarded.

I could see past that though because I am used to dressing up my g/f's in clothes for fucking me. I could see if a girl was downplaying something. I'd rate her a solid 8/10. Pretty face, tight tight body, b to c cup tits, nice ass.

Anyways, A decided she would help me get over my ex by taking me a bunch of cool places I've never been. One day after a week of amazing times, we go to this island/park area and go somewhere to be alone. She lays her head down on me. We star talking our hands touch and we hold hands. She finally admits she likes me. I admit I feel the same. We kiss.

>fireworks

When we announced we were going out people were shocked. She was well known around campus, but not exactly known for being sexual. A lot of people thought she might be gay.

I was known for being a bit of a slut, and not known for dating decent chicks.

our first week together she gave me a key to her place. I remember making a joke saying 'what if I rob everything from you and say this was all a joke' she laughed and said 'it would kinda be worth it. I've never had a week this amazing in my life'

>Heart swell and burst.

When together she totally got into my sexist character attitude.
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>>726225677
Crap.

I miss one girl, who will perhaps be the only girl I'll ever have loved.

Was with her for 2-3 years, had unbelievable adventures together, but she was a psycho and I didn't know how to deal with it all. Eventually it all broke apart and she went off around the world on what I guess was the cock carousel. Just after she started that, while denying it, my health failed and has left me a cripple which has severely affected my mental state.
I just feel sad all the time now, and that was 2 years ago. Health is fucked, perhaps forever.
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>>726225294
>>726226199
Pt3 of 3.

She was the first girl I ever was completely open with. To this day I am forever on guard and will never be that open again.

She knew things about me I would never say outloud if I were alone. The only person I loved as much as her is the girl I'm with now.

I rubbed off on her. I slowly got her to wear fitted shirts and tight jeans. People started noticing 'holy shit, when did A get hot?' It was a good feeling.

And dating a fan meant they do god damn anything for you. I remember once she dolled herself up in a catholic school girl outfit and fucked me then made me a sammich after I nutted inside her and played videogames with me topless. That was amazing.

But never meet your idols. I had a bad bout of depression. It was so severe I needed neurostar (which did fix me). I would break down and cry for no reason feeling guilty for existing and she would console me. Eventually 4 months of this was too much.

She left me. Said she didn't love me anymore and then ran off crying. Rumor I heard later was she did, but couldn't handle seeing me the way I was. Her new BF who was some some engaged dude tatoo artist who left his fiance for her and then that fell apart. was an ass and treated her meh, but she was in too far anyways.

I had to leave the state thats how bad it was for me.

I'm glad we broke up though. She's now a tumblrina and has racked up insane debt. Last job I saw she held was at home depot with a friend she moved to commiefornia with.

And my depression got cured, I have a gf i've been with for 3 years, and am a normie. I also will live past 40
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>>726213215
ouch...

I had a girl kinda like that in this thread. My solice is I am doing better than her in life right now.
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>>726227108
She sounded like a very sweet girl. I'm curious about her. Its too bad that you ruined things with a great girl who didn't take life for granted. Its too bad that you were a degenerate loser.
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>>726203358
>>726203265
I feel sad for you both. Unless you are a samefag, in which case you're really really sad...
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>>726206328
this. has to be said though that unless she is prepared for it - has takena dump and washed herelf out and is well lubed up, anal is fucking disgusting in real life. yeah a big power play turn on - but it smells, and you do get shit on your dick.

if she really likes it, and gets ready before hand, it can be fun, but to be honest i don't miss doing it. There have been afew girls who I have wanted to assfuck, because I wanted to dominate them and degrade them - and that is a good indication that it is time to dump them and move on. when it gets round to wanting to assfuck a girl it is only because you don't like her. (and are tired of her cunt... sad situation)
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raw sex
awesome blowjobs
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>>726227739
>Its too bad that you were a degenerate loser.
>Its too bad that you ruined things with a great girl who didn't take life for granted

Hmmmm, degeneracy. Funny, I didn't talk about any of the drug use that A and I partook in together so unless you are considering Premarital sex degeneracy, my fratire writing days degeneracy, or having a bad rep I'm a little confused what would lead you to that conclusion.

I also am curious about your statement 'didn't take life for granted' given last what I heard.

Me thinks this a bit suspicious

>However

A was a /b/tard. A also had lots of friends, many of which are /b/tards. It's easy to jump to conclusions like it's A or someone who knows A based on what someone says. One should avoid quick decisions.

As for me. I was fixed mental health wise. Finished my degree and live a normie life. It took me a while to get over her. She was a great girl. Never denied she was other than when she couldn't handle my depression anymore. I disagree with who she became after that and some of the shit she pulled, but its the end and endings are messy.

Care to give me an alternate Larp time line about A?
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her perfect big tits that i used to suck on
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>>726203002
>>726209582
Same here, I kinda lost all interest.
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>>726227739

Funny, no response.
I feel my suspicions are correct.
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